Why don't video games have Shadow the Hedgehog levels of swagger any more...

Why don't video games have Shadow the Hedgehog levels of swagger any more? Even the sonic franchise is at a low point for the glorious bravado that marked the late 90's through mid 2000's.

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Are you fucking retarded?

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Shadow is a schizophrenic autistic anti-hero, not a nigger. He's not even human or even naturally born.

So yea, a nigger.

You take that fucking back, double nigger.

IF I EVER SEE THAT VIDEO AGAIN IT'LL BE TOO SOON

YOU KNOW THE ONE

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best game ever

this one?

How the fuck did a Sonic game end up with more endings and final bosses than almost any RPG ever made?

kek

Are you gonna call a big lovable black pig a nigger too, you fucking faggot?


Because this game was way too ambitious for its own good. I can't imagine why anyone thought this was good idea. It never would have turned out well even with today's technology.

Since when do pigs like guns you dolt?

omen and taboo

Because we live in a no-fun allowed era. Everything has to be quippy and ironic.

Where's the Maria porn? Fucking none.

I do actually miss when games were unironically badass and over the top, and somewhat dark/edgy without being too serious about it.

Everything has to be either absurdly serious/realistic or sarcastic and ironic, these days. Like devs are afraid normalniggers won't like it if their game shows any genuine enthusiasm and bombast.

They're subliminally signalling to their heroes in Hollywood that "I don't really take video games seriously haha please oh god let me direct a movie don't ignore me oh god".

Games rake in way more cash than movies these days. The glamour associated with the film industry is pompous kike bullshit meant to hype up movies into being more than they are. If these fags want to be in movies and TV instead, they shouldn't be taking up space at game companies hoping some movie kike will call them and offer to trade a blowjob for a writing gig. They should get the fuck out and let games be made by people who actually like them.

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They aren't in it for money. They want to have political power and fuck children.

really tickles my testicles

I want to see you call him that to his face.

Speaking of which, how is Ape Escape more grounded in it's time travel story than Daikatana?

Sonic should have ended with Sonic vs Knuckles.

Get out of her Biocuck

this one did. kind of

==MARIA== ==MARIA== ==MARIA==

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Autism an terrible business decisions

let's just say that you don't want to do anything to shadow's adopted sister

Shadow's game was a pre-2007/Inafune example of Japanese devs going "we want the "Western GTA loving audience" after being situated in San Francisco and deciding to appease kids wanting to see Sonic wield a gun. SA2 was already pushing it in terms of absurd early 00's attitude and helped to spawn a new generation of furfags. It's really saying something when this is being looked upon more fondly in comparison to the horrors of today's soulless cultural marxism AAA games, like nuWolfenstein 2 being sort of of in between that and Shadow's game in how hard they were trying to be ==EXTREME==.

If only Sega weren't retarded with business and had the decency to fully reject Denuvo. I can only imagine how much more positively the series would be seen if Forces was a more robust game.

no u

She canonically has space AIDS.

Shadow is a good game, but not in the intended way.

You don't realise the goal is to consolidate the gaming-industry so that only a few (((chosen))) studios can make games? Kinda like the movie-industry right?

Anyone with half a brain knew this game was too good for this world when Shadow pumped an smg like a shotgun in the intro animation.

Gee I Wonder

I will never forget that moment.