Nintendo Switch Became more profitable than Xbox one in less than a year

The remaining PSP Vita user base
Will Microsoft and Sony continue to ignore the Switch? Will Sony finally release a new PSP to be a competitor to the Switch?

For context. The birds and bees videos is a methaphor for switch Raping the profitability of the Xbox one.

You didn't possibly expect us to engage in normal conversation and discussion with THAT as the OP, did you?

Better or worse?

I got you covered dubsman

Wonderful.
If Nintendo wants to get shekels they'll release an actual handheld and they'll basically clean house.
I have no expectations of Sony whatsoever. There's a better chance of fucking Sega coming up with a handheld (which actually would be nice but it will never happen)

Why does Canadian animation have such a bizzare history? They made Angela anaconda and it own by the Canadian government for some reason.

Nah, not enough noodle limbs.

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Do i just not fucking know the correct meaning of "the birds and the bees" colloqialism?

Because canada is invested in being not-america so they mandate that a certain amount of content has to star canadian VA's or be made in canada. This means that Canadian broadcast companies just pay as little as possible to meet this requirement causing all kinds of weird crap to get made

Is the Switch 8th gen or 9th gen?

I want to rape the BlueJay guy

you posted this same premise less than 24 hours ago
just because nobody gave a shit then doesn't mean you need to keep making bad threads

Went into JB Hifi to buy christmas gifts, saw behind the counter they had tape with marker writing on each draw that contains games. They were listed as PS4, Switch and Xbone. Got a laugh out of me.

How can a Mammal Rape a male bird?

I don’t see the joke.

He has either human like genitalia (penis + ass) or a cloaca and I can fuck that.

What the fuck is a cloaca?

Birds have a single hole that stores everything.

Do not confuse me good sir. But it is possible Nintendo would want to replace the Wii U and call it an inbetweens console. Like an add-on for the Wii and the prototype for the Switch.

Yeah? Well I wanna BE raped by the Eagle guy.

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The Eagle was female

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Please tell me there more and the animators and writers been twitter bombed with rule 34 rape art

Possibly, I wouldn't know

I don't believe they're going to try and compete in Nintendo's weird quasi handheld market.
I'm sure Sony is done with handhelds and the closest Microsoft ever came to caring about handheld gaming is with "SmartGlass".

On the subject of date rape a litany of blame should rest on the shoulders of a women in that situation, but the paramount of blame is reasonably that men hold their liqueur better than women on average because they have more body weight and they are easily more often aggressors.

The 2nd video though is a complete crock of bird shit because the situation is that a woman is being a vapid cunt by posting bathing-suit pictures of herself to the narcissism fueling trash-heap that is social media and the Blue-gay is going full white knight without even attempting to refute Bee Bro's argument of
A modestly hilarious comment to tell a bird-woman.

The worst part is calling lewd comments "sexual violence".
That diminishes the impact the phrase "sexual violence" is supposed to have as in actual physical violence.

I would add that Bee Brain sounds almost like a in world racial slur. Also, Owl guy looked stonned

Are they though? The Senran Kagura mainline games look like they're going to continue on the PS4/Vita and PC (the Switch game is hardly a game it looks like shovelware), Atlus is doing SMT:V on the Switch but they probably have contractual agreements with Sony to release the Persona games exclusively for Playstation consoles (either that or they want to keep releasing Persona on the PS systems since they are much more powerful). I don't see the Danganronpa games coming to the Switch anytime soon, nor Neptunia, nor Final Fantasy mainline games, nor fighting games like Soul Calibur or BlazBlue. As far as third-party weeb games on the Switch go we have Fate/Extella and Disgaea 5, and neither of those are exclusives. So the only dedicated weeb developer for the Switch right now is, well, Nintendo.

I like the Switch but we're far from tapping into the weeb market. Sqeenix is doing that project octopath and we might get a Kingdom Hearts spinoff game (we got one for the GBA, the DS, and the 3DS), but it might take another generation of Sony dying before we start getting some really good Jap games on Nintendo. That being said, they've had moderate success at porting a lot of those games to PC, so it might be too late for them to start thinking about going back to console exclusives.

Birds don't have penises user

Has furry porn been lying to me?

duck benis

yes

Ducks do. It's corkscrewed and can be twice the length of their body. It falls off after every mating season though.

I think Bamco is taking a wait and see approach before porting Soul Calibur to Switch. That game was in development before dev kits were released. The most likely thing Bamco will do for SC is help Nintendo release SCII for Gamecube via VC.

Also the Switch does have touch screen, gesture controls, HD rumble, and that camera on the right joycon. Pretty sure if we see weeb games they'll be middleware/shovelware taking advantage of gimmicks. Think about holding hands with your waifu with full HD rumble.

fuck
okay most birds don't have penises

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Bird dicks don’t even look like that

This. Nintendo is only successful at the moment due to the sheer incompetence of the competition. Sony only managed to hold on because of cawadootyfags and weebs. Microsoft did a mid generation of a nogames box no one wanted to begin with, we can only hope their gaming branch completely dies off and they send all their H1B visa streetshitter employees home.

Yeah,that happens sometimes to forgettable media,Guess sex sells even when it's not even for sale.Not that I'm complaining right now
I agree with you on the whole Canada problem.
Their achievements mostly consist of ReBoot and that Money for Nothing CGI(which kinda kickstarted the CGI meme back in the 90's) and of course EEnE.
But there's retarded things like not airing EEnE thanks to Teletoon and Teletoon making retarded shows and clogging the time slots with it,as usual.also some Canadian faggot managed to censor that Dire Straits song
TL;DR :Nuke the leafs except our best man Danny.

tfw no bird bf oh and tfw not a birdboy

Not everyone can be batman

y-you too

Thankfully it's also about to get blown wide open so I won't have to buy shit on this Nintendo console either.

THIS

Yeah, since when? I'd be pretty surprised if they hadn't picked their act up from the 3DS's colossal security failures.

Homebrew is running, dumps have appeared
Now it's only a matter of how much moralfagottry hampers the public release.
Could be a VITA kind of deal and take years or could be months away though, don't have an incentive to not wait for piracy anyways so it doesn't matter to me.

Daily reminder that Capcom single handedly killed the vita.

If you're blind, I guess you could call them the same.

If they're already at the point of game dumping that reflects pretty horribly on them. That took, what, 4 years to happen on Vita? Besides that, even though you can dump later games you can't actually play them.


Sony killed it. That was just a symptom of their bad management.

It's hard to get over the double think of these people

12-18 months for rudimentary shit. 2-3 years for something that can be done moderately well by anyone.

The game dumps are just that, dumps. Those are not transferable to blank cartridges (which haven't been RE'd properly yet). This is the equivalent of getting excited over sticking a PS2 disc in your DVD drive and browsing the files.
Also, dumps have been out since July and nothing has been done with them. Not even Splatoon/BOTW porn.

There's no "homebrew", there's a debugger, web browser access and access to a basic graphics library which was already on the system.


One of the lead devs in cracking it is giving a speech on the 27th at a technology/hacking conference, so that'll either be him stroking off his ego about making the debugger and getting a bootrom dump off a well-documented Nvidia product or actual news. I'd pick the former knowing his work on the 3DS.


The male owl wasn't drunk, he was clearly sober.

MH isn't as big of a title as you think it is

Bloodshot eyes after drinking does indicate sober after all.

Not the same ones who've given 3DS and Wii U hacking talks in the past then? Because those have always talked about things of value like memchunkhax.


Considering how few system sellers the Vita ended up with it's a pretty critical loss. Lots of the major good games on there aren't exclusives.

More likely dope.


3 wasn't, but 4 catapulted the 3DS's sales.
Handhelds primarily sell in Japan, hence all the JAP exclusives. Monster Hunter is huge over there, so whichever console it's on sells well.

There is nothing more pathetic than a nintentoddler

If it uses it's own proprietary memory cards then it can fuck off.


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Scene dumps means that someone at some point in the scene privately expressed interest in getting something up to run those.
Same reason the VITA dumps popped out of the blue when the Cobra Blackfin was being worked on or when WiiU dumps popped up right around the WiiU ODE annoucements.

Get a Switch cart in your memcard reader and tell us how that goes.

Not for filthy commoners quite yet, but if you actually paid attention to shit you'd know there's enough capabilities to do more serious homebrew that isn't fully public quite yet.

It's a small group that are releasing purely to be the first.
Not an argument. It means nothing for the end user and has resulted in nothing.
If you're a part of this brilliant undisclosed Switch hacking scene, do tell. I follow all the console scenes, even for systems with 2 autists working on them and no demand, and can assure you the Switch will take longer than you think.

Glad you could recognize you didn't have one.

Well if you can find who wants to port a specific homebrew asap on the switch and dig deeper on that you'll get what I mean.

user you might wanna try reading.

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Sweet fucking Jesus do you even know what "porting" means? It's literally adapting a program for different hardware, like Doom for example has been ported to all manner of different consoles, handhelds, even stuff like iPods. Code execution doesn't always mean you can load homebrew but it is the starting point for figuring out how and I expect it will be done.

Porting implies it shares the same end function.
What is being ported? He stated it's homebrew, and the only homebrew that would be in development for the Switch is dev shit. The only sensible place, given the dev group working on the Switch, for this original code to come from is the 3DS. Nothing on the 3DS homebrew landscape applies to the Switch.

On top of that, ACE is rudimentary and they can't get it to run anything meaningful.

Again, that user is talking shit and doesn't know anything beyond some vague post he saw on GBAtemp or reddit telling him it's huge news.

I misunderstood, you're just saying that you can't port anything to the switch yet which would be true. There's no toolchain like there is for 3DS or Vita which allows you to build existing code (with changes of course but partial ones), and no way to run it anyway because there's more to break before you can have full execution.

where are the bee girls

Wtf was that?

The furfag epidemic on this board is too damn much.

Regretting shit you did intentionally is now rape

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Away from you, where they belong.

o i am laffin
He never releases to the public and rarely releases to other devs.
The last thing he gave to anyone was the shitty SigHax installer, which had a high brick rate and was only released because someone else said they figured it out on their own.

I'm sure he'll have something for you. Keep holding on to hope that he'll do anything with the bootrom or trustzone shit that he's had for 6 months.

Way to prove me wrong about you being a redditor by spacing it as difficultly as you could manage, by the way,

New Thread Theme?

so are the Bees blacks and the Jays white because the Jays tell their friends to knock it off on a drunk girl?

on your question microsoft's either disengaging from gaming or going to compete badly, while Sony's going to stick to home consoles after the Vita's horrible marketing issue.

Haven't mentioned a derrek nor have I got my infos from someone named derrek
You whole post has nothing to do with anything I've said either
Maybe you should relax user

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i dont trust anyone else to bees