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dubs

Dicksuction Quest

Dubs the Video Game

nice

Very nioce.
Next, what topic should out dick game be about?

Vocab

Vocabulary

vampire clearly

Vocab

Vocabulary, obviously

Vocabulary looks gay enough

GameDev

Vocab

vamp

Space, for what Zoe Quinn's vagina is lacking because it is always filled with dicks in exchange for promotion of her HTML "video game" she created with a WYSIWYG editor.

Jesus Christ, OP, just make two numbers acceptable, this is going to take way too long for something as trivial as a Game Dev thread. I suggest 8 and whatever this post ends with

Or dubs

Vampire

vampire

space

I second this. 8s are too rare.

also vote for vampire since chelsea is also a vampire or preys on weak soyboys.

Op here, i will make a special rule then, Dubs trumps even a 8, but this is as far as ill go.

you're a fag

vocabulary

Vocab.

vampire

THANK GOD

A fitting topic indeed.
Next the genre.

simulation

sim

Simulation, so players can really experience what it's like to be a dick sucking vampire.

Strategy

quads

lol

Action for the shekels.

RPG

sim

Simulation

sim

call it an RPG but then really make it a shitty action game

So, we're making a Bethesda game?

Dubs have spoken, this an action game now.
Vampire action game, we are on the castlevania hype train!
Next the platform

G64 and PC exclusive

pc master race

Both, to maximize shekels.

COMMODORE 64

G64

Also I really hate that games have a "release window" and outside of it, they make no money. That's fucking dumb, and not how it works (specifically not how it works later, when you have the internet and steam).

mustard race

g64 exclusive, but then re-release it for PC 5 years later, calling it an "HD" version. Except it has a 30 fps lock and denuvo.

PC

That's how it works if you make a meme game or shitty game that everyone either realizes is a dumb fad or they realize it sucks after the marketing effect wears off. If you make a legitimately good game, it will keep selling long after release. Of course this is indie shit and they don't know how to make good games 99% of the time so they just assume everything only has a profitable release window.

PC.

pc

Pc mustard race.
Now do we text based like plebs or do we go big dick and 2d this fucker.

PC.

2D fam.

Text. 2DPD

text based. All comic sans

Text, graphics was a mistake.

text based

Graphics.

Real graphix

Graphics.

wasn't doom technically 3d?

No. Technically it was 2d because it was on a 2d display.

text

2D

movin pictures game

text

also we cant do this for every game, divide all options on 2 groups

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TEXT

GRAPHICS
This shit is going to take forever.

dubs

this thread will go autosage after 3rd game

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eat a dick

Oh I'm retarded, you'd posted a choice before.

D igitally
U tilized
D rawing
S ystem

Graphics.

finally

Nice

This dubs rolled graphics before.
This will do.
Now into the first stage/

cheeky cunts, nice

engine all the way up

100% Engine
100% Gameplay
25% Story/Quests

All story. Every bit of resources into story.

gameplay all the way faget, balance the other 2. we'll dlc this shit later.

60% story
10% Gameplay
100% engine

No story, max everything else.

0% engine, 75% gameplay, 25% story.

Trips are not dubs, they're trips.

But they should still count

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lol do this op

they do now

That's heretics speaking m8. Go to church.

I dont like where this is going.
Next stage 2

No level design 25% dialogues, and 50% AI

75% dialogue, 25% level design, 0% AI.

33% Dialogue
33% Level design
33% AI
All neat and tidy

Artificial Intelligence 75%
Level Design 30%
Dialogues 30%

level design 90%, 5% for both dialog and ai

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dubs

135% time allocation, that's how we roll in Todd Incorperated

fucker just broke the damn game

Wew lads.
Now stage 3.

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go even stevens on these three

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GRAPHICS

Put it all into sound, baby. It's be a goddamn orchestra.

50% world design, 0% graphics, 50% sound.

Max all of them!

90% Graphics 5% the rest

what the shit are we creating here lads

max sound design for top tier vampire dick sucking asmr

We're going to have the best lore for our box levels.

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World design 0
Graphic 0 should be text anyway
Sound 100

That isn't real.

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I had no idea that it released on 9/11! Those are some great dubs.

jesus faggots stop wating dubs and 8's it's aready decided

not really, the first get only decided one part

Nah I got an 8 first:

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It's as real as you want it to be.

8 rule is shit
Op's a faggot.

post proofs, where's the rest at?

Op is dead guys.
And by dead I mean a faggot.

OP is always a faggot.

Right but I thought maybe just once it wouldn't be true.

RIP in pozz

Dead and faggot kinda are the same thing.

150 replies and not a single game is made. This is the most retarded thread idea I've ever seen.

Our punishment is to be eternal optimists. We wish for OP to not be a faggot just once, for games to be good, for the Holocaust to become a reality.

Not with AIDS medicine.

Correct;
archive.fo/cJHDh

Source? Tineye gives a couple results that lead nowhere and reverse image search is full of normalfag meme sites with some links to /d/ that don't lead anywhere.

type I or type II diabetes? cause type one, I can see an actual retarded argument being made. But type II isn't that big a fucking deal. Just stop eating sugar and carbs you lardo.

this
t. type 2

Actually Wolfenstein 3D was 2D, more or less.
lodev.org/cgtutor/raycasting.html
And magic of it is that it is technically fully 2D, no actual 3D models and definitely no 3D environment.
Final image you see playing the game is 100% 2D images being drawn together in correct shape and size.

How'd the game do, OP?

OP is confirming his faggotry. We're 155 replies in and we haven't even finished the first game yet. I can tell it's his first time doing a thread like this

When you get right down to it, even 3D images are just 2D pixels being distorted based on a Z coordinate.

You're close, but it's better to think of it like this:
Everything that is what you consider 3D, such as Super Mario 64 or the latest Call of Duty game, is just 2d lines of code when reduced to its most basic elements.
Some scientists even argue that our DNA is 2D in essence, similar to lines of code, meaning that we may be living the dream as we speak.

So how did our story driven vampire dick sucking simulator do?

Friendly reminder this game is a complete ripoff of a smartphone game.

I don't get why OP would be ashamed to post results though, he'll disappear into the ether as soon as the thread is gone, unless he makes another one.

But 2D image is drawn based on 3D game environment and models nowadays.
When you have 3D rock, it is group of triangles. Each triangle is 3 points with 3 dimensions, that is also placed in its 3 dimensions. Texture is later drawn on top of this rock.
In Wolfenstein 3D doesn't have it, there is only texture. You could easily draw it top down and lose 0 information. There is not even height, everything is set in one plane.

DONT WORRY I AM THE NEW OP FROM NOW ON

RP with the ASMR program while jerking off and loudly moaning

Tood fools around with the Computer Speak Whispering Program and wisely spends his time learning about programming.

Now that you can talk to computers, convince it to become your robo waifu gf

Too low charisma

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO MAKE A "GAME DEV" TYCOON AAAHHHH IT"S IMPOSSIBLE.

Zoo Tycoon fucking yes. Rollercoaster tycoon? Yes! Stronghold Deluxe YES. Space Colony? FUCK YES

IDK Game Dev Story was quite good for an old game.

It depends how far you want to go with semantics, because those vec3 vertices in a modern renderer are being projected into 2D screen space and then rasterized.

A shitty ripoff at that. Where's my devstory 2?

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