Is BotW supposed to be GOTY? Is it just me or does the game feel more empty and boring than even Skyrim...

Is BotW supposed to be GOTY? Is it just me or does the game feel more empty and boring than even Skyrim? And I know that Link has always been a bit gay, but why was he so gay here?

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Well, just go back to playing skyrim then.

Wow you have very different tastes than everyone else you're so cool XD

What did he mean by this

Let that slip remind you forever that you should have stayed on cuckchan.

OP made a shit post, but BoTW is still one of middle-of-the-road Zelda games. It's not a good open world game, and nowhere near as good as Majoras Mask.

Fuck off with your thinly veiled gay porn dump thread.

It only feels that way because you're used to fast traveling all over the fucking place in Skyrim,in BotW there are fast travel hubs, but you still have to travel some ways to get where you want.

Blatent falsehood. Just re-look at OoT he's fawned over by maidens. Not to mention it's loosely based on christian crusaders taking on the mudslime invaders. For fucks sake one of the temples even had an islam prayer chant as it's background in the original.

Because Nintard cucked out and is now trying to pander to western feminist normies. It's the same reason they started letting there be fag marriages in the new FE game. It's also the REAL reason Odyssie ended the way it did. Peach was behaving as a strong independent woman that don't need no man and spat in Marios face like he deserved. After all, he was just treating her like a prize to be won! A sex object! She NEEDED to try and leave him stranded on the moon to die, so she could assert her worth as a woman!
And see in pic related! They use a ring to symbolize how marriage is just an institution created by patriarchal men to oppress women!
Clearly Nintendo is both #Based AND #Woke

THE GAY COMMUNITY

BoTW is still very empty and boring. It IS populated with shrines, but the vast majority of shrines are easy and piss and not fun at all, with very little incentive to actually search them out.
Skyrim was more empty and boring than BoTW without question, but BoTW was still empty and boring in its own right.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying BotW was teaming with vibrant interactions and characters and shit. Just that it barely wasn't as bad as Skyrim

Isn't Ganondorf a Gerudo? Why didn't he just wear clothes like Ganon's?
I suppose that's my take on it.

I thought Gerudo men only came around every century or something?
If that's the case, I wouldn't think they'd keep men's clothing around unless it was specifically that time.

Fuck off Reddit, I fucking swear you guys have been all over here this year
I mean seriously this game is shallow as fuck

So the only logical choice is to dress like a female? lol ok. So when Cloud crossdressed in FF7 was it acktullay just a joke because the SJWs handn't gotten their nasty fingers into everyone's pie at the time?

I know that scene lead to a lot of deviantart cringe back in the day.

Look, man, I think cross-dressing is degenerate whether as a "joke" or note.
I'm just saying that Gerudos probably aren't going to have male clothes lying around for their race since, you know, there would only be one of them at a time.
Nevermind the fact that Link doesn't even LOOK like a Gerudo. Seriously. How can clothes hide his racial differences?

BOTW is too empty and dead to be goty.

shh goyim, race isn't real

nod doday, merchand :DDD

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oy vey it's stereotypical badger, my worst nightmare
you win this one goy

Culture has changed RADICALLY over the last few years user.
It's kinda like how birdo used to be a "boy who thinks he's a girl" and was meant as a "haha, look how stupid this character is he thinks he's a girl haha!"
But now birdo is "a strong symbol in the trans community" or some shit.


I mean, we don't really have many alternatives. What other big releases came out this year? Andromeda? Sonic Forces? Dawn of War 3? The only ones I could see someone making an argument for is Persona 5 or Nioh, but I haven't played those so I can't really comment on how good they are.

Yeah, and BotW has more walking than TES games in general from my experience. Definitely one of the reasons why it's really boring.

His design still doesn't look masculine and sturdy enough. Gannondorf looked much more like a badass than Link.


Dunno, but imo skyrim's distribution of dungeons and towns on the map feels more right, and as a result there isn't as much empty space that would make the game boring.

My complaint also, items break way too fast, and being a console garbage makes it unmoddable.

If they had a larger enemy pool I'd have forgiven the fact you receive all your meaningful items in the first 30 minutes of the game. As it stands now it is a mediocre game at best with some good ideas here and there.

Is that what it is? Sad.


Aren't Hyrulians supposed to be frail elves, whereas Gerudo are human desert pirates? That would explain why Link is so waifish.

Maybe Prey, it isn't perfect at all means but it's less dull than zelda.


Well that sucks. Can't I play as a huge Gerudo instead of a faggot twink elf?

No, he looks like a nigger with a jewnose. Unless you're completely pozzed and think that THAT looks desirable. In which case I think you're on the wrong website. You'd have a better time over at blacked.com


That may be the lore NOW but back in the day the Hyrulians were the Christians/Crusades\rs/Whites, and the Gerudo were the Muslims/jihadists/Arabs. Just look at Links shield in the FIRST legend of zelda game. Bitch's got a mother fucking cross on it.

sonytards still butthurt no one gave a shit about horizon.

Sonic Mania, Automata and Hollow Knight come to mind
A much harder choice though is flop of the year
Nominees include, Mass Effects Andromeda, Yooka Laylee, Battleborne, Lawbreakers, Dawn of War 3, Wolfenstein the Old Collosus, Sonic Forces, NeoGaf and Star Wars Battlefront 2

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And now they're Jewish Muslims

He dressed as a Geurodo Woman to sneak into town because at the time the Divine Beast that was stomping around and the Yiga Clan constantly stealing shit they shut down their city to only allow women. Not just Gerudos, just women. Dressing up as a Gerudo woman was easier than dressing up as a normal woman because Gerudo fashion has face veils and much like real life, an effeminate dude wearing a dress is still gonna look like a dude wearing a dress.

So you're saying that you prefer Link because he gives your peepee a stiffy? No, I'm not saying that he's particularly attractive or anything, but he wore a heavy plate armor had a huge sword, while our """hero""" is a twink trap.

I've seen the official art. He looked like a girl and wore miniskirt.

The game oif the year this year was Mark eats a a Cake 3
If you say other wise you're wrong

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And your opinion is about as legitimate as anyone else's. Congratulations!

:^)

No his opinion is actually more legitimate than yours.

It sold well and was good but it could never be goty.
Not bad, actual candidate for goty. But it didn't really stand out as much as Holla Forums said it would granted I haven't finished it yet, but I'm getting to it damnit!
A crowdfunded metroidvania from an indie developer with NO other games under their belt and it only sold half a million copies? It was a pretty good game but not goty by a long shot.

Worst game of the year
didn't it sell like hotcakes to all the feminist #gamergirls?


Did Yooka Laylee flop financially speaking? I didn't really pay attention to it after they got rid of Jon for not being a complete cuck. He's still mostly a cuck but only like 51% of him is cuck.

It's borderline told in your face that Link and Mipha were in a relationship. Look at embed
There is almost no chemistry between Link and Zelda in this game. It's pretty clear Link's pair was Mipha. Even more on the new DLC.

Also check the dialog from 4:00 here

And finally her diary entries, from 1:29

Having a girlfriend doesn't mean anything when you look like a faggot.

And a bonus cutscene featuring baby Sydon

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Autism supreme.

This is really sad.

The problem I have with this is that Crusaders were huge bastards covered head-to-toe in chain and even some plate armour, who wielded weapons that looked like the Sword of War from Mount & Blade. They were nasty bastards hired by the church to slaughter Muslim scum, not pretty twink boys like Link.

It's a Japanese game, what do you expect? The hero is always a QT bishii-boi and the villian is always a big tough masculine guy (because they think muscles = gay in Japan.) Not to mention that the design for Gannon's armor is all wrong. He looks like an evil European lord, not a Muslim during the crusades.

Dude, I didn't mean desirable in THAT sense of the word. but if that's where your mind immediatly goes when I'm talking about jewniggers, then maybe my jape was right and you really ARE on the wrong website I meant it in the "something that is of value" sense, just like a fancy car is desirable. Look at Link, now look at the Ganon you posted. Would you rather be neighbors with Link or Ganon? Link isn't the archtype of what a man should be, but we're talking about something made by the nips here. For being a bunch of chinky eyed gooks they got relatively close.


Would that be considered bestiality?


So there's ONE jew that wishes he could be a nigger. It's not the end of the board I think


That pic is from Twilight princess. They decided to ditch the muslim motif sometime during OoT. That's why some versions have the muslim chanting, and some don't. Fuck I think they even had the Muslim star/moon thing in it for a while too.

Botw was very underwhelming. It was Nintendos interpretation of 10 year old crafting and collecting open world survival games and they really didn't do much of all with it. I'm seeing more and more that nintendos touch is just a bit of extra polish andsome filler animations. Breath of the wild was awful.

Nier automata in all likelihood is the most important game of the year. The directing is impeccable, the way it handles and explores some fascinating ideas, the way music is handled is one of the strongest examples of innovation in a long time. The acting too is something really special with the actors hitting their deliveries perfectly.

The weakest point in the game is combat gets pretty easy, the open world is a little empty, and some of the optional content isn't too great but these complaints always come off as minor nitpicks selling the absolute best game of the year way too short.

LINK IS HOT AS FUG

What does Ganondorf looking more like a badass have to do with jews and niggers and my neighborhood? Has Holla Forums fried your brain?


Nier looks like any other beat em up game to me, with a few more gimmicks. I don't see the charm.

Exactly what I felt while playing it. I am surprised people managed to stick with it long enough. And there is another point: I can mod skyrim to make it less bad.

Try playing it

Is the combat any much different from DMC, bayonetto, and all that jizz? Because it's crap.

Gannondorf's design barely changed at all. He doesn't look like a Muslim/Jew. I still don't get this weirdo narrative about Zelda games being an allegory for THE EVIL JEW VS ARYAN. There is zero imagery that has to do with Crusaders VS Muslims. Besides Link is like 4'5" and his character was designed to appeal to both males and females.

I think only faggy weirdo soyboy kikes and Holla Forums types who overanalyze the shit out of everything think this way.

ganon was based on a muslim, which I used the word "jewnigger" as a slang for. I was trying to describe what kind of "desirable" I meant when you assumed I was as gay as you are and that link made my dick hard. I mean it in the same way you would "desire" to have a wholesome white guy as a neighbor than a violent jewnigger. I was using your neighbor as an example of the type of desirable I was referring to. Do you understand now or do I have to break down literally everything I say and spoon feed it to you?


Yeah no shit Sherlock.

It was crusader vs muslim, and if you still don't see the connection then I can't help you fam.

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Can't you be a nasty bastard and a pretty twink boy?

official artwork promoting A Link to the Past.

zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Christianity

I'll dispute this one. I'm constantly stumbling on koroks and shrines as I go.

Yeah that about sums up this year pretty well. It's a very fitting GOTY if you ask me.

But they are just so boring! There was also a lot of bandit caves in skyrim, all the same. Kill bunch of bad guys and find the chest at the end. At least in skyrim there was hope I could stumble upon a dragon wall and learn a cool shout, but in zelda you know all you gonna get are those 4 or 5 powers at the beginning and that is that. Maybe you'll get a sword that will break after 5 or 10 hits.

Nasty as in merciless killers who Crusaded and BTFO the Muslims until infighting fucked their chain of command up. Twinks don't win religious holy wars my friend…they just end up in HollyJew doing gay porn.

So what does that say about the Jap developer's mentality towards the whole thing? They think of Christians as frail faggy little elves and Muslims as mysterious female-led brown people with red hair?

Why would anyone want a 4 foot nothing blond trap as a hero for Christianity? Seems absurd if you ask me.

This fellow anonymous poster is right, but I enjoyed the caves in Skyrim™ a lot. Don't you agree? It's basically flawless.

Are you literally autistic? All I was saying was Ganondorf looks a lot manlier than Link. Why did you go into these autistic ramblings about kikes, muslims, niggers, and all that whatever shit?

But can't you be both a merciless killer and a pretty twink boy?

Well, you need either a whole lot of effort to become feminine distracting you from slaughter/manly things or you have a feminine personality that makes it easy in which case you're not fit for war.

He doesn't wear tight shirt and leggings like Link. He isn't sexualized.

This is not the Holla Forums I remembered

Personal tastes then. I wouldn't call it boring since at least they amount to something, I'm still finding koroks after beating the game and turning it on just to fuck around. But that's just me.

I don't see how anyone doesn't see how shallow and empty BotW is, but then I felt the same way about Skyrim. It's like some people just cannot tell that an ocean is an inch deep.
The game is essentially a vertical slice that was then copypasted in a rush across a map way too large for the manpower they had. The same enemies, the same 4-5 korok seed "puzzles" copied literally 1000 times, the same fire sword you've seen 100 times before (and broken 100 times), even many of the same shrines with a miniboss fight shamelessly copypasted at least a dozen times. Exploration is pointless (in an open world game!) as any loot you might find will just self-destruct and the fairy fountains are breadcrumbed from stables. All you need is enough hearts to advance the plot and you can just ignore everything else without missing out on anything.
I was hoping after Odyssey (which is a legitimately good game) we'd see less of this misplaced love for a Zelda so bad it challenges Skyward Sword as there's no desperate need to cling to the only game on the switch anymore. I think a lot of it is the media is pushing the game hard as it's the most Jewish game from Nintendo yet with transexuals, faggots, niggers, and stronk wymyn, and Nintenyearolds aren't wise to their tricks yet.

I guess in Nip land 100lbs 5' tall girls are hyperassassins, but it's pretty unrealistic. Besides, the females I have known that like Zelda secretly inject their yaoi lust on it and see Link as a sexual object and like to schlick to men getting it on

So besides some very basic symbolism, it's just another cheesy nintendurr game that gets tons of praise from old Gen X scum and some Millennials because of nostalgia. I've heard it said that Japan is like 10 years ahead of us in cultural degeneracy…so they've already had their homosexuality loving females make everything feminine and catered to their interests for quite some time.

Zelda is kind of the opposite of reality if you think about it.

In reality your Muslim Gannondorfs are usually manlet-sized with only rape on the mind, the Europeans are tall and cowardly instead of short and brave, and the Muslims own their women like property instead it being all Gerudo women walking around with no men at all.

Oh, you're at the wrong Holla Forums. I suggest you go back to >>>/cuckchan/

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if you insist.

SFM animators prove their shit taste once again.

Pretty fucking sad that these great models are wasted on garbage.

You should see a doctor ASAP. You're either blind or suffering from a brain tumor if you think that shit looks 'great'

You said Link has always been gay.
I said no he wasn't. He got ladies in OoT.

Then you dropped the point and instead made the claim that regardless of that Ganon looked more "like a badass" so therefore link was still gay.
I said no, he looked like a sandnigger and that unless you considered sandniggers to be something to look up to, Link was the better of the two.

Then said he believed that Hylians were based on elves. I told him no, they were based on crusaders.

When I called you out for liking big dark skinned men you insisted that I was gay for Link because you can't handle your own sexual insecurities.
So I clarified my position.

Then that other guy said he thought Ganon looked like a european rather than a muslim, to which I replied by saying that they dropped the muslim motif after OoT

You misunderstood me again because you can't into words well. So I clarified EXACTLY what I meant and asked if I needed to spell everything out for you.
and said he still didn't see the muslim/christian parallels so I pointed them out in more detail.

And now we've caught up to the present where you have confirmed that yes I do have to spell everything out for you and I repeat the same words into an idiots ear hoping he hears me this time.

And now I'm going to bed, no song and dance, just this unoriginal webm to remember me by

it's not just you, it's pretty fucking boring. i already had a wiiu for bayo2 and W101 so no big loss, but it still ended up being a letdown.

who?

ITT: Nintendo Shills

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ftfy

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Back to your transexual containment board, faggot.

She was basically dragged around everywhere with Bowser, with his sole intent being getting married. Almost died inside the moon and then had both Mario and Bowser sticking shit in her face.

Her walking away come off more as just being frustrated rather than what you're saying.

Man, I said it doen't mean shit when you look like a faggot. I don't care what you think of niggers, kikes, muslims, etc. Link looks like a faggot and always did, ganondorf doesn't look like a faggot, end of point.

I don't get how anyone would be able to play this game. They managed to make it look worse than Oblivion and I though Oblivion was a feat is garbage visual. But this is fucking shocking how bad it looks. You can't look at that shit more than 10 second without having to look away.

Are you gay or something? What part of those models is bad?

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This is why no one spoonfeeds you fags.

Wait what anime is that on in the background? Is that Lain?

Mongoloid faces, saggy tits with nipples the size of a child's head, simplistic vaginas, clipping asses, skin looks like wax, skin has random, Tumblr-aesthetic red spots all over the place, hair looks like plastic…
But you're right, other than that, they're great

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Half of those are false and the other half is because the the using them is shit.

Nice digits, but I don't think it's Lain.

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Stop asking questions and play the game fag, you can pirate it easily

So you just don't like bit tits then.

Are you willing to endure the Holla Forums bo long enough to find out?

Trannys usually know how to suck a good dick, but the /leftpol/ BO can only choke on cock and make disgusting noises.

I guess it became a real woman after all because it can't suck a dick to save its life XD

What a horrible post.

Never had a decent blowjob eh? It's ok. Most women these days suck dick like they cook food; It's usually disappointing and lacking in flavor. Ahahahahaha!

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Its you who is acting like he has had his dick sucked by a tranny.

You're not wrong, OP.

I never asked. Was just pointing out SFM garbage.

Right…and they usually suck the chrome off of your trailer hitch, unlike that lefty uggo. Just sayin'.

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What even is the appeal of Legend of Zelda games in general? I've played OoT and Wind Waker and I just felt like they were massive chore lists than actual adventures. The exploring was alright but I feel it's just a crutch since ninety percent of the maps are barren save for repetitive enemy encounters and boring puzzles. Even the bosses are just puzzles more often than not.

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Wasn't link absolutely embarrassed that mission?

Even if you are memeing you should take some time to think it over in the corner with the lights off.

That render, like the game's, is disgusting.

That image doesn't work here. You'd click on this thread expecting Zelda discussion, not Holla Forums religion and race shitflinging. It only really makes sense when somebody comes in and starts shitting on the topic of the thread as stated in OP.

Have some more!

Thats horrible.

No thanks.

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FUCK YOU!

BOTW is a perfect game on the same level as Fallout 3 and Assassin's Creed! 10/10

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pls kys

lurk more

The triforce is just a Japanese samurai symbol for the hojo clan meaning three scales. It has nothing to do with Christianity.

>>>/reddit/

The only fag here is you.

user, they think of Jews as mostly matriarchal, which is true. They think of Muslims as fat rockeating bomb merchants.

Hello reddit.

hello newfriends.

Don't you mean newie?

I like your style kiddo

The term 'lurk more' is a legitimate suggestion, not a comeback. Lurk until you learn how to participate without your current faggotry. It's common courtesy.

I suggest you leave imageboards for good. You are only going to hurt yourself here.

No. Will and Hanzo's Excellent Adventure is.

it's always a good excuse to post this

I have more, maybe this will please you?

Reported.

Compared to everything else out this year, yes.

Skyrim is a clunky first person game with a shitzillian fully voice acted fetchquest givers where all there is between A and B is bandits shitting out the same lines over and over or an annoying fucking dragon that you fight the same way every time with a loading screen for every house you enter.
BotW is game that is effortlessly more about exploration, puzzles, combat and just generally that dirty dirty word known as gameplay.
Witcher 3 or strangely GTAV would be better games to compare BotW to and say that it didn't do a good enough job being a 100+ hour time-sink.

He makes a good-lookin' gal.

Link is fucking gay

Link doesn't deserve the shit he gets

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He seems more like the type to enjoy being pet and cuddled

I agree. Damn shame most people (or at least the artists) are only interested in rape, sluttiness, gang bangs and NTR. Whatever happened to tender lovemaking and cuddling between a happy couple?

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If only they had remembered to put some of that stuff in the game.

I remember reading in one of the net neutrality threads that you have to save all the vanilla porn you can before the jews decide to block everything but interracial cuckoldry behind a massive paywall.
To think we had already entered the "you're not degenerate enough" downward spiral for porn and didn't even notice the tipping point.

It's not only Gerudo women, but women in general.

They even let a male Goron in because they can't tell he's a male.

When you're in a relationship why would you want to see what you already have?

I'm perfectly alive but I don't want to jerk it to snuff.

>when you're in a relationship why wouldn't you want to watch cuckholding?
What kind of fucking logic is that?

jej

>not slaughtering muslim scum and pretty twink boys traps sodomites whenever you get the chance

Why is Link so cute in those clothes?
I don't feel this way about guys naturally, but there's something about that fucking outfit
I hate this

wew lad

Oh yes, I'm sure he's just a (((based centrist))) who has a problem with Holla Forums for completely apolitical reasons.

Now, back to your pozhole.
>>>/trannypol/

I have a problem with Holla Forums because I don't like knowing the White race is filled with these fucking degenerates. I'm getting a degree in population genetics so I can learn to cure whatever causes this to happen to someone.

Yeah, fuckoff, look at the board list, faggot, what do you see at the top there?
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here, just looking to get offended?
Go hang out with your buddies at trannypol, I'm sure they'll be much nicer to your socialist ass.

that was a speedrunning marathon.

On the other hand, here's a nice compilation of the Holla Forums discord channel.

So I bet you loved Holla Forums too faggot.

That doesn't make any fucking sense and you know it.

Oh Holla Forums, never change. You really ought to start charging rent on all those black cocks, AIDS-infested assholes, and jews living in your head, little buddy.

Amusing.

It wouldn't even be so bad if Holla Forums was filled with pure Aryan 6ft tall muscle men. But it's filled with birth defects and spics all pretending they are the master race. They try to pretend they are better than the commies they hate so much but I can hardly tell them apart except that for some reason most of Holla Forums is actually white.

Glad you took the time to jump around all your proxies just to make yourself look less pathetic.

It makes absolutely no sense, unless you're just a commie larping as a centrist, I'm sure you would enjoy cuckchan a lot more.
Not to mention that commies larping as centrists is a common thing now, it makes sense as revealing that they're Holla Forums is usually met by posting their tranny bo, which triggers them to no end.

Either way, back to your containment board.

delete system 32 and kill yourselves

Kek. No retard, you are supposed to sage when your post isn't on topic. Of course you being cancer wouldn't know that. Why do you have pictures of faggots on your hard drive? I bet you have cuck porn "ironically" too.
I was on Holla Forums before you 2nd exodus cancer fags shitted the place up.
Did you mean to send that to yourself? If you actually cared about your race you would have done it a favor by killing yourself a long time ago.

It's cute how you are upset over a fucking sage and don't know how it works.

Yeah, I don't think you know how that works, Holla Forums is the core of Holla Forums at this point.
Just keep denying it faggot, you're the one centrist one this website who really get's triggered by Holla Forums so hard in fact you claim you're doing a uni study to stop them (good job on the DJT pic while complaining about Holla Forums btw, really makes it look like you're not Holla Forums).


Sure, get another proxy involved, that'll make you seem less like a triggered transexual.

What is that, did they change her design?

So regular Holla Forums?
Or maybe just a lot of people are sick of your cancer?
So you have never heard of Holla Forums. Man you really are new, holyshit.
I bet one of the faggots in these pictures is you.
Ok user, if you aren't a newfag then why don't you tell us all what the biggest board on Holla Forums was before Five Guys?

Everyone on Holla Forums is a newfaggot you leftycuck, even hotwheels said so.

Not everyone obviously. Don't be retarded. The vast majority are however.

To add, if this is your excuse for trying to justify being a newfag, it definitely isn't helping.

The one that's run by pic related.
Yeah, this truly is a people revolt, comrade.
Yeah, I came here with the first exodus, so how about you stick your e-penis up your commie butthole and tell us how your dad works for shareblue.

You (((undercover))) trannypol fags are so obvious, it's hilarious, you're even stupid enough to keep dumping your anti Holla Forums folder while pretending to be a centrist.

You think it's funny by the way how none of your totally not proxies have tried to argue that you're not samefagging?
Really makes you think.

Looks like both Holla Forumss are filled with low T lady boys.
Also thanks for proving you are a newfag for not answering the question. It always works too which is great.

This is amazing. You have no proof that those are me. In fact I only came into the thread after you were already butthurt at another user. On the other hand I have 100% proof that you are a butthurt newfag.

This thread got so off topic I actually had no idea what this thread was about when I switched tabs.


that first pic looks peter dinklage's twin who stole all his height in the womb

I answered your question you degenerate, I came here with the first exodus, if you want me to prove that to you by answering some trivia, you can go host a gameshow on your containment board.

My god you faggots are bad at insults.


Yeah, just keep repeating you're such an oldfag and how you're totally not samefagging and it's all just (((coincidences))) that happen to happen every time someone gets triggered by Holla Forums.
Really winning the hearts and minds of the people here for your workers revolution.

I don't even know what sparked this autism fit, but I wish all these people would fuck off out of Holla Forums.

Keep posting the Holla ForumsHolla Forums pictures
I love laughing at these degenerates.

Proof that america isn't white when its right-wing larper aka lolbertarians who want a piece of the edge pie, don't have a single pure white in them.

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>implying you can have fun threads about zim zam and the man who can't be cornered without a tidal wave of spic and nigger
You are fighting for a board that is a shadow of it's former self. Let go.

Easy-modo.

All of you, you're no better than the ones you're trying to make fun off.

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I don't give a fuck. You're still just as shit.

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T-This is centrist logic user!

Alright you nigger.

Man I miss when Holla Forums wasn't meme spouting faggots and was about NatSoc aesthetic, philosophies and general Hitler circle jerk.

Those days are long gone, user.
Donald made sure to ruin that.

I love this video. This is literally how delusional Holla Forums is. They literally think anyone who would be against them must be a commie or a numale liberal and yet this is how actual conservatives would treat the autistic man children who go to Holla Forums.

The delicious irony is that Donald is Libertarian as fuck.
Though him moving the US embassy right on Israel's front yard for the sandniggers to blow up made for some grade A salt!

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Are you guys still going at it with the autistic rambling?
Don't you have anything better to do? It's Christmas time for God's sake.

Can't you say the same for Holla Forums though?

I mean this is way too easy.

Remember when this happened?
Good times. Good times.

It's almost as if people who primarily spend their time on the internet can't properly interact with normal people.
But I mean, that's JUST A THEORY.

Holy shit.


I think you're onto something here.

rofl
this guy is legit

Exactly, that's why I think it's retarded to have little faggot fights all the time.

Libertarians are a fucking joke, good God.

The CPAC ones who send all our money to our greatest ally Israel?

I really liked BOTW, but I agree it's not GOTY worthy.

Though considering the hype I'm not surprised it's the normie GOTY

Japanese/Jewish indoctration. They know the penis is the ultimate weakness and the way to completely subvert the people and the system is to feminize and demasculinize straight males.

It used to be played for gags and laughter, but the line between comedic and fetishistic effect had blurted substantially. What you're feeling now, is what boomers felt when they let in all those shitskins and damaged the US.
Rise above, or not. Stay and shitpost about "qt traps", or whatever the inferior cancerous kin known as memers do nowadays.

Wew, looks like either mark has worsened with his meme loving lingo or improved his tolerance.

So is the game actually fun if I play it on hero mode? Is it worth the money to make the game fun?

He has always been full tolerance but for some reason he has removed the word filter revealing the facade.

BotW wasn't good. I like the idea of the shrines, but fuck, I don't wanna go through 100 of them just to get all available upgrades.

The bosses were a bit of a challenge, but were lacking in design, including the final battle. The ending was shit, too.

It was OK, but it got boring and tedious after awhile. I couldn't play more than an hour at a time, if even that.

What an interesting development. I wonder what will come out of this.

Just so you guys know, most transvestites are straight men. Gays don't generally dress like girls, considering they, you know… LIKE MEN?

Nintendo knows LoZ's audience.

No, just more tedious. Play Odyssey instead.

That's true, Nintendo really attracts mental illness like nobody's business.

You guys realize OOT is pretty much DEUS VULT the game right?
the crusaders come forth to vanquish sand niggers (look at the fucking fire temple islamic symbols, look at the gerudo, look at Ganondorf being a sand nigger with a hooked noose
Hyrule is western civilization and you save the white man and the white princess by removing heretics
Miyamoto knows who's the enemy.

you're right btw

The objective answer is yes.
The subjective answer is absolutely.
Every naysayer that claims otherwise is wrong.
Absolutely wrong.

I think he meant bastard sword.

Which mods for Skyrim make it tolerable?

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Go outside for once. Jesus christ, the DELUSION.

Says the guy who believes in a conspiracy where the Japs have joined forces with le Ebin Jewish Overlords to make everyone like traps so as to subjugate straight males for…

…for…

…actually, hang on. WHY would they be doing this? You never got that far. You left off with a group of straight males trying to take away power from straight males. In all honesty, something just ain't adding up here!

They want to turn all the men in the world gay so they can have population control at the same time as selling billions in AIDS treatments. Then they can choose who will be allowed to breed and create a dumbed down mulatto slave race which the Jews will rule over with an iron fist for a thousand years of darkness. Read the protocols.

When I think DEUS VULT, I don't think of blond twink faggots wearing green mini-skirts. Link is a 4'5" 75lbs. Elf, not a Crusader against Muslim scum. He would be better suited to doing light house work and gathering herbs for rich Human Nobles, not saving the world. Someone who looks like Link IRL would probably be getting gangbanged in gay porno films while a kike films it behind the camera. (Fujoshi bait lol)

Ganondorf wears shirt though.

Well, his face looks like a girl. Whoever designed him must be a closet homo or a fujo.

Opinion fucking discarded.

We're still talking about BoTw?

There were actually some good puzzles, but none of them were in any of the beasts except for the lizard thing, and they were so few and far between for the shrines that I can't really point out anything worth noting. Those eternally dark ruins were fun, most of the overworld shrine-hunting riddles were fun, but rarely were the shrines themselves actually fun.
For gameplay, aside from the complete lack of enemies, combat was varied and interesting enough with going between different climate and area zones netted you some decent replayability, especially if you regularly attempted different maneuvers or more efficient, or more elaborate ways of murdering your enemies. Exploration is definitely there. I kept finding interesting things even around places I frequented, but it's not something you can keep doing. To enjoy the exploration you need to be more open to guess work, not being driven around by the promise of spirit orbs or something else because when you don't find it you'll be annoyed, so it's a venture best taken after breaks. It's a fun game to come back to, it's just not deep in the right places. If there were many less shrines and all the dungeons were more like hyrule castle, it'd be fucking 11/10 have my children, I believe.

I evidence this by pointing to the early game, where there's a general sense of terror when dealing with enemies of unknown strength, or are just stronger. After you get to the late-middle portion of the game, though, you're too comfortable. Too many reagents, too much damage and skill. Things become a cakewalk, so when things like eventide island happened it was a fun and refreshing event. If they somehow made the game like that most of the time, maybe having you die faster but the enemies also take real damage, then maybe that'd solve the problem. Eventually camps just become trivial and there's just not anything of note to explore in their shitty tree-house platforms, so you never fight them unless they're directly in your way. I'm sure to remedy the boring feeling they put in skeletons and the like at night, to make sure you're always on your toes, but they're no threat, especially since a headshot will one-hit-kill any skeleton since that's its weakpoint. The only thing that remained interesting until the very end were guardians, because even with the very best gear they can still fuck your shit if you take on too many at once with no strategy, or are just going at them unprepared.

Hopefully one of their expansions, seeing as it's not CD-locked and is actually stuff they make, will make the game better in that way. Maybe actually good dungeons, maybe interesting things to dick around with, maybe a mode that isn't the sponge-retardation of master mode but with the right level of challenge at all times.
Who knows.

I haven't played BotW myself, but from what I've seen I don't have any desire to aside from mountain climbing and shield snowboarding, which is fucking sad.

I get the strangest sense despite what they said about all the hard work, time and dedication put into it, it still got rushed part way through development just like the fucking full power NX had to be sacrificed and rushed out as the Switch possibly a decade prematurely.

I didn't really enjoy the combat. There's this weird "hit stop" thing that makes it feel not very fluid. The exploration feels really slow and not very rewarding, unlike say, Morrowind or Oblivion. The item stats are even worse than Skyrim imo, I don't have much incentive to explore.


Don't bother. The mountain climbing is really boring and your snowboard shield deteriorates so fast.

It's not an opinion. You're free to delude yourself due to the very basics of semantics though, my job is just to educate, not to force others to agree. If you die, it won't really matter to anyone on this board since you'll just be a single digit going missing.

Edgy. Spoken like a true third exodus fag. Have you considered not being illiterate instead of shitting up a thread with your brain-damaged vernacular?

Look at the bright side at least it's r63 link.

All the Zelda elements of the game are superficial, there's no ancient temples or interesting items to find, it's just the names of characters, races, places slapped on a fairly generic open world. The physics engine is impressive and the game runs as well as it can for the Switch's hardware, but it's not a Zelda game, no matter how many callbacks it makes to OoT

Link only started being a faggot in the 2000s, and the younger dev team amplified it for this one because you know there's at least a handful of them that are gay/fujos forcing their preferences on others

There's nothing gay in showing your gainz to get the ladies. I bet you thought Zyzz was gay too.

twilight link isnt faggy,and hes objectively the hottest Link

America needs sharia

Shitty porn is shitty FUCKING porn.
Nigga! The shit looks like something out of Honey Select as the whole look is trying to go for a western look but falling flat on it's face hard.

BOTW link is fujo tier shit
Twilight link looks like an actual man

Nice pilpul Shlomo. Absolutely solid unrefutable ad hominem "argument".
It's not my fault you're so insecure that you resort to pure insults. Grow the fuck up.

Well, somewhat. He's always kinda looked like a fairy boy. Fuck even in 2D he had pink hair. When they make link in his late 30's or so or give him a beard Nintendo I'll finally say he looks like a solid man. They just really dialed the scale from masculine to almost tipping past androgynous into female features with the last few titles.

I always hear this shit as an excuse. You're still overpaying for a fucking console to play a mediocre title. All things weighted this game is worse than most garbage if you include just how inaccessible it is to people who don't want to pay for an overpriced console with 2 games that are barely above a 5/10.

A little unrelated but how the actual fuck did anybody tolerate playing this game?

Am I just a picky little shit or what? Because the moment I hit the first village the game started chugging down to 15 FPS I immediately turned it off and returned both the game and the console.

Why do these people like huge empty soulless open worlds? Do they just like the "EPIC" zoomouts in the trailers?

It's all one big allegory for how the Japanese see themselves as fish people who just want a happy relationship with the west.

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"Open world" to these people means infinite freedom and infinite content, even though it's the exact opposite. They just don't think about it any farther than that.

Does that mean Ganon is old man Henderson?