Fullderp: I'll give YOU painful edition

this is ubers try again

dragalge named niggadrael

nigganadel*

Prophet Muhammad (Golem-Alola) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Galvanize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Stone Edge
- Explosion
- Earthquake

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sorry for the wait I had a bunch of open sets to ruin

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oy vey I didnt authorize the use of my name for the op c&d this thread immediately

Hentai Monster (Tangrowth) (M) @ Big Root
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sleep Powder
- Leech Seed
- Giga Drain
- Sunny Day

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new team

any USUM shitter

get pozzed (Salazzle) @ Air Balloon Ability: Corrosion EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Toxic - Taunt - Fire Blast - Hidden Power [Ice]

Any member of the Slowpoke line

Choose one

Floatzel @ Life Orb
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Liquidation
- Ice Punch
- Crunch
- Power-Up Punch

Blastoise @ Damp Rock
Ability: Rain Dish
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rain Dance
- Surf
- Rapid Spin
- Ice Beam

Donphan @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Rock Polish
- Knock Off

Dhelmise @ Assault Vest
Ability: Steelworker
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
- Anchor Shot
- Power Whip
- Shadow Claw
- Earthquake

Jolteon @ Choice Specs
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Signal Beam
- Shadow Ball
- Thunder Wave

Heliolisk @ Leftovers
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder
- Dragon Pulse
- Hyper Voice
- Surf

Choice band flygon

Danny DeVito (Garbodor) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Aftermath
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Stockpile
- Swallow
- Acid Spray
- Gunk Shot

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new dude

ME CHAMP
also, whoever said I'll show YOU painful is a cringelord

Fuck off MM
Any dark type that isn't Hoopa in any form

a hoopa u

snips

If we're allowed to resugg already, then I will give a free pick

FIFTY KILOS OF C4 (Lickilicky) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Dragon Tail
- Belly Drum

take a ditto and go you fag

restless sapper (Honchkrow) @ Leftovers
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder Wave
- Dark Pulse
- Perish Song
- Confuse Ray

take dependable fish

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/ me hijacks, so I took sug 7 instead of my own sug

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When does the ERP begin lads? I want to sniff Salazzle's farts. haha

NOW
f-list.net/c/citizen snips

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This is gay.

You're gay

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But I'm not the one who posted gay niggers kissing.

Kill yourself Benjamin.

is this a popular pose+outfit for blaziken or something?

forgot i also have this one

F-Blaziken goes better with naked apron

please share with the rest of the class, user.

new dude

...

I already have that one

...

That last pic

none of those are wearing aprons

...

I don't even know if I have any.

this is all i have

I really don't organize my stuff.

I dobled it. Reach for the skies user.

Pretty shitte

I can't be impartial to Blaziken

A pretty good artist and a pretty good pic
Alright i'll be impartial now. That's shitte
Decent
Eh, it's good, but i feel it could be better

Good, good
Cute reminds me of Cutie Honey for whatever reason
Pretty overrated artist
Also pretty good

Good
Diives you are tiring me
Yeah that's good
Fuck off ebin donut man

I didn't ask for your opinions

you guys are still fucking around in the thread with no champ?
not anymore cocksuckers
me

weedie(weedle)(actually pinsir-mega)

take a snips

borygon :DDD (Porygon-Z) @ Choice Specs Ability: Adaptability Shiny: Yes EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Hyper Beam - Tri Attack - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt

yer nan (Celesteela) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Seed Bomb
- Gravity
- Flame Charge

[Horny Hornet Noise] (Beedrill-Mega) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fell Stinger
- Poison Jab
- X-Scissor
- Knock Off

okay I guess pls no

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the gayest faggot you can think of

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Espeon @ Normalium Z
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stored Power
- Celebrate
- Dazzling Gleam
- Morning Sun

scarf ditto (can be choice or normal, doesn't matter)

use a confused mon champ

THE FAT STAB FUCK (Lickilicky) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Rest
- Swords Dance

obviously by normal i meant silk scarf of course

Kangaroo Court (Kangaskhan) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Early Bird
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Return
- Earthquake
- Curse

you fucking gave away the suprise
also this

Just remake the set whatever the fuck you want.

that's gay, have this instead:
Autism Superpower (Lurantis) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
- Superpower
- Leech Life
- Facade
- Leaf Blade

Whoops wrong IVs. It's supposed to SpD and HP switched

MIKURU BEAMUUU (Porygon-Z) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hyper Beam
- Nasty Plot
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

EVs even

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And i didn't ask for you to post porn, but it's a free country

...

accurate

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testing a few ideas (Heatran) @ Expert Belt Ability: Flash Fire EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Fire Blast - Flamethrower - Heat Wave - Magma Storm

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Alolan Rapist (Greninja) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Protean
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Acrobatics
- Gunk Shot
- Quick Attack
- Ice Punch

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impeach match

I'm the champ now.
New champ, fuck off everyone

me champ

...

Take this quiz and make a Donnel with the result

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Use Dunsparce

...

resugg
Guitar body (Exeggutor-Alola) (F) @ Wiki Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Power Swap
- Draco Meteor
- Giga Drain
- Leaf Storm

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2 more

what showdown group is this in?

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new champ

I'll simp

Welcome to die (Sableye-Mega) @ Sablenite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 150 HP / 250 Def / 108 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Octazooka
- Calm Mind
- Mean Look
- Pain Split

Nearly Useless (Wobbuffet) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Telepathy
EVs: 252 HP / 156 Def / 100 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mirror Coat
- Counter
- Safeguard
- Encore

If it gets a kill, replace it with a mon of your choice and name it useful

A snakemon with only biting moves named "Gluttony Fang"

(2) and done (Mimikyu) @ Life Orb
Ability: Disguise
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Destiny Bond
- Swords Dance
- Shadow Claw
- Play Rough

anything with simple

Ludicolo named Rapey Gonzales

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NEW CHAMP

I'll champ.

gayninja ash

Magnet Jude (Probopass) @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Magnitude
- Smack Down
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

...

Any mon with insomniac as an ability. Because after an hour of trying to sleep, me being one has me right back here.

Use Weakness Policy instead of the berry

Resugg Snorlax

2 more

any dragon dance mon

any quiver dance mon

hello is champ there?

hello it's me your good friend champ, here to play games and have fun
please provide pokemon

Gravity Starmie

Gravity lando

The New Meme (Carbink) @ Red Card
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Gravity
- Stealth Rock
- Trick Room
- Toxic

Mew
Ability: Synchronize
- Gravity
- Dynamic Punch
- Zap Cannon
- Hypnosis

item and stats are up to you

Magnet rise anything

Delcatty with just Assist

I'm still here, I'll have the team ready soon

mew was invalid so I made the closest I could

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why cant i go fast

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now i feel bad, keep the alolan golem and remove magnet rise if you want.

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lostpoppping: DONT understnd why ppl are watching this guy use a trash team

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The opposing Yanmega used Substitute!
But it does not have enough HP left to make a substitute!

mykx's rating: 1090 → 1068
(-22 for losing)
☆mykx: noob

new champ

me champ, give me your finest memes

gimme uuuuhhhhh

fingerless gloves (Buzzwole) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Fell Stinger
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch

it sure is dead hours around here

free ghost

liquidate frealigator

Take a cheap dick and fuck off

A toxic spikes mon too so cheap trick can actually kill things.

thats six

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Anything with a purely detrimental ability. You can use slaking if you want but try to be more creative.

Limber is not purely detrimental you stupid nigger it's just worse than the other options. I mean something like stall sableye or normalize delcatty.

Since you're clearly too stupid to think of anything just use normalize delcatty.

jokes on you, I already made a normalize delcatty before you posted this.

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New champ I am too good at this game too keep playing

Farfetch'd @ Focus Sash Ability: Defiant EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Psych Up - Flail- Quick Attack - Acrobatics

or

「Ｌｉｔｔｌｅ Ｍａｒｔｈａ」 (Eevee) (F) @ Salac Berry Ability: Adaptability EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Flail - Endure - Quick Attack - Toxic

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A new champ has been called

new champ (again)

...

...

pick your poison.

ME

Turn 1
The opposing Shuckle used Night Daze!
Manaphy lost 63.3% of its health!
Manaphy used Tail Glow!
Manaphy's Special Attack rose drastically!

Turn 3
Silver1494 withdrew Shuckle!
Silver1494 sent out Slurpuff!
Tyranitar used Rock Polish!
Tyranitar's Speed rose sharply!
The sandstorm is raging.
The opposing Slurpuff is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Turn 4
Tyranitar used Iron Tail!
It's super effective!
The opposing Slurpuff lost 94% of its health!
Tyranitar lost some of its HP!
The opposing Slurpuff fainted!
The sandstorm is raging.
Silver1494 sent out Skarmory!

Turn 5
Tyranitar used Hone Claws!
Tyranitar's Attack rose!
Tyranitar's accuracy rose!
The opposing Skarmory used Swords Dance!
The opposing Skarmory's Attack rose sharply!
The sandstorm is raging.
Turn 6
Tyranitar used Stone Edge!
The opposing Skarmory lost 100% of its health!
Tyranitar lost some of its HP!
The opposing Skarmory fainted!
The sandstorm subsided.

Turn 7
Tyranitar used Stone Edge!
The opposing Shuckle lost 94% of its health!
The opposing Zoroark's illusion wore off!
Tyranitar lost some of its HP!
The opposing Zoroark fainted!
Silver1494 forfeited.
reen80 won the battle!
Ladder updating…
Silver1494 left.
reen80's rating: 1270 → 1296
(+26 for winning)
Silver1494's rating: 1286 → 1260
(-26 for losing)

A ghost

A CUTE ghost!

a silvally, but it needs to be a type nothing else on your team has

Resugg: Lil Meanie

Resugg: a SEXY ghost!

specs weedle

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JNEW CHIMP IF YOU PLEASE

me

either persian, with payday

Funclops

THIS
is the UNITED STATESOF AMERICA
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT
undertgo the powr of
CITIZEN SNIPS

Wobbuffet with a moveset of your choice.

free creative hoopa-u set
OR
Tyranitar @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Hone Claws
- Stone Edge
- Iron Tail
OR mega stone if you need

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new champ

me

take snips again

nasty plot subrttutue hoopa-U watch out for darks

a free pick of any mon
must have 4 direct damage dealing moves all of different types, none of which are STABs, and a z-crystal or plate matching one of them
name it "COVERAGE"

King Kang (Cofagrigus) (M) @ Psychium Z
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 120 HP / 188 Def / 200 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Magic Coat
- Rest
- Dark Pulse
- Calm Mind

Can I start without a full set

If not feel free to suggest extra

you could do that, if we resugg before the 15 mins there might be trouble

ok here we go
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in honor if my sets getting deleted
sweeps retards (Plusle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Thunderbolt
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Ice]

seems like that was the wrong link here it is now
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fuck this shit here is the actual link
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jk rused :^)))

me champ now
I'll be taking the 4 mons ruse champ got, other than my own sug, to speed things up. so 2 more.

Water MILF (Lapras) (F) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Rain Dance
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall

hoopa-u

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FINAL DESTINATION (Venusaur-Mega) @ Venusaurite
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Synthesis
- Roar
- Knock Off
- Curse

tartard64's rating: 1134 → 1111
checked

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☆Jariv611: literally the most retarded set
t. man who was swept by a single mon

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new champ

opp from last game is sticking around, let's bully him
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Me champ. If someone suggests my favorite Pokemon, I will RP Godot from AA in every single match and drink seventeen cups of coffee over the course of my champing today.
Your only hint is "the miracle never happen."

your favorite pokemon

i mean
it counts, but still

Castform

Take a Zoroark

resugg blacephon named hot dong

I can't believe all of my memes are fucking dead
DEATH KEY (Klefki) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Iron Defense
- Draining Kiss

CANNOT BALK (Tornadus) @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Acrobatics
- U-turn
- Taunt

One second is one drip of the coffee pot. Let's hurry it up.
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Partway through my first cup. Yes, I'm really drinking 17 cups. God help my heart.

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I'm going to fucking die aren't I

how much
caffeine
per cup?

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It's decaf, joke's on you

also the whole 100+ turn match thing
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fugging 16 PP :DDDD

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Cup number three.

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I'm already running out of Godot quotes, this is why I don't play him in AO

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New team

Free no attacking moves mon,

or

NEED 4 GREED (Scolipede) @ Black Sludge Ability: Speed Boost EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe Adamant Nature - Earthquake - Swords Dance - Protect - Poison Jab

Blissey @ Lum Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Ice Punch
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Recycle

Someone said earlier that they like their coffee like they like their women: White. And I agree, so take a Miltank.

Xurkitree @free
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Serious Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Gravity /zdefog
- Hypnosis
- Zap Cannon
- free

stats are placeholder do as you like

hoopa-u
substitute
focus punch
filler
filler
I suggest gunk shot and hyperspace fury but do wutev ver. maybe a mago berry

one off
fucking end me

Resugging a Ditto

Every second is a drip of the coffee pot. So let's speed this up.
Every donk means I down my mug. That's my new rule. Speaking of, I'm at cup number four.
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ITT

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can you tell I've exhausted this gimmick yet

...

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Fuck the gimmick, I'm still gonna drink 17 cups though.

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Don't lando on me (Gothitelle) @ Adrenaline Orb
Ability: Competitive
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 1 Atk
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt

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a jawsinfinity original

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NOT CHIMP
BUT SYSTEMIC BULLYING

well, the bully train has sailed

Hey he likes Toku he can't be that bad

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new team

any robot

A Jynx named DESTROYED

Jewdong (Dewgong) (M) @ Waterium Z
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 252 HP / 248 Def / 8 SpD
Calm Nature
- Rest
- Rain Dance
- Surf
- Ice Beam

THEACEOFSPADESTHEACEOF (Durant) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Superpower / Thunder Fang / Rock Tomb
- Superpower / Thunder Fang / Rock Tomb
- Thunder Wave

Beedrill MAGA (Togedemaru) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Zing Zap
- Reversal
- Poison Jab
- Fell Stinger

LAUGH IN THE FACE (Kingler) @ Adrenaline Orb
Ability: Hyper Cutter
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Crabhammer
- Swords Dance
- Knock Off
- Rock Slide

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New team

Your choice of:
Rental Meanie (Gengar) (M) @ BrightPowder Ability: Cursed Body EVs: 56 HP / 64 Atk / 64 Def / 56 SpA / 56 SpD / 56 Spe Serious Nature - Night Shade - Thief - Nightmare - Hypnosis
or
Rental Dick (Machamp) (M) @ BrightPowder Ability: No Guard EVs: 64 HP / 64 Atk / 64 Def / 64 SpA / 64 SpD / 56 Spe - Submission - Scary Face - Thunder Punch - Fire Punch

you but better

Donnel Magikarp

ROCK THE DRAGON (Dragalge) @ Dragonium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Haze
- Draco Meteor
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

Your choice of one choice from any of the choice posts in the thread.

take a good mon that usually doesn't run assvest and give it leftovers

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you but better (Mew) @ Light Ball
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fling
- Fake Out
- Trick
- Transform
it was something like this I think, but if you want you can keep the ditto but in exchange you would have to imagine ditto fucking every single thing it transforms into

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link broke

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New team

Since I didn't realize you were going for 17 prolonged cups of coffee, and since you actually got kills with the Rental Meanie, I'll give you a Mega-Beedril with Fell Stringer or an Alolan-Marowak with Lightningrod. Alternatively you could keep going with the Gengar. Up to you, you glorious bastard.

shitty meme incoming
「Ｌｉｔｔｌｅ Ｍａｒｔｈａ」 (Eevee) (F) @ Salac Berry Ability: Adaptability EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Flail - Endure - Quick Attack - Toxic

kek (Shroomish) @ Eviolite
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Toxic
- Leech Seed
- Synthesis

powerfur hoopa u (Zoroark) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bounce
- Swords Dance
- Punishment
- U-turn

Gen 4 remake (Lopunny-mega)

A flygon

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ya better post that sweet RP

You better not

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Video related

it turns out he was just a tease

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New team

Kabutops @ Focus Sash
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Liquidation
- Stone Edge
- Rapid Spin

a lil horny (Beedrill-Mega) @ Beedrillite Ability: Adaptability EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fell Stinger - Poison Jab - Drill Run - X-Scissor

A mon you would give to this cutie.

hoge (Swinub) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Snow Cloak
Level: 1
- Hail
- Endeavor
- Ice Shard
- Stealth Rock

I fucking dare you (Camerupt) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Anger Point
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Endure
- Earthquake
- Flame Charge

What's a good mon to help her diet?

a toxic spikes mon to help hoge

A bulky phaser, no skarms allowed.

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Hey, can you fuck off from "cuck"chan? Thanks.
P.S. cripplechan sucks monkey dung

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sneaky

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New team

free pick from the bin you madman

no smog (Azelf) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Imprison
- Stealth Rock
- U-turn
- Knock Off

this captures the lando's heart

Anger point endure bull so you know when to call new team next time

Funclops

infinite days in memes

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Still need one more

gimme any boostcucking mon

Fug, sorry.
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We got the Anger Point off. New team while I make cup number thirteen.

win condition (Cloyster) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Skill Link
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Shell Smash
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
- Ice Shard

Our 10 hour champion has been having a hard time

CITIZEN SNIPS

Can't go wrong with Boom Boom.

dependable fishe

if you already have a mega, roulette rock

our 14 hour champ runs better at 10 hours than our 36 hour champ runs at 2 hours

Free pick as long as it's something you have personally never used while champing.

ACTION ECONOMY (Mienshao)
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Force Palm
- Fake Out
- U-turn

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for classic points you can change my sug (action economy) to some sort of cheap trick, but only if you want to

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BULLY

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cup number fifteen down
be la bo be
please kill me

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New team, last one for the night! How about the unlimited penalty for everyone who doesn't post their finest memes?!

miracle kum

Your favorite mon, just to put a book-end to this ride.

Uh oh.

Free pick, but it must be named "Luke Dies"

the meme I made when I first champed
a cofagricus with
rest
sleep talk
calm mind
shadow ball

17th cup (Lucario) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aura Sphere
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Flash Cannon

You can also replace it with choice scarf if you want

Take any version of Boom Boom

REQUIRED LISTENING

I should clarify, what I meant by this was "Muk is my favorite mon and I already got suggested Muk-Alola"
c79fa8, feel free to resugg.

Any good mon of your choosing.

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And just like that, it's over.
All 17 cups have been downed. Final rating is 1117. However, something I should say; while I ended up chickening out on my fake heart attack, there's one lie I didn't reveal until now: I've been drinking tea, not coffee. Mostly herbal, some vanilla spice.
With that, new champ.

figures, if you had been drinking coffee you would not have been faking a heart attack. Anyways, me champ.

Master Fu (Quagsire) @ Leftovers Ability: Unaware EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Infestation - Swagger - Recover - Stockpile

I am actually running out of memes
have a golisipod with 4prio and red card named VALUE and when you call new team I will either have a new and original meme or give you pastebin memes

BASTARD
That being said you are a madman for going at this for 14 hours while still keeping that ruse up, so I can't hate you entirely.

Shiny Specs Metapod.

what's the 4th prio move

uhhhh
prot?

someone give him 2 more please
PLEASE

A Fairy type

A pastebin meme you think is underrated

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That team was horrible, probably the worst team i've ever used champing. new champ or new team, if i don't get a new team in like 15 or 20 minutes i'm declaring dead hours and not champing.

I am making an antipex
there is no one else here so I will hold on to it

honestly luvdisc-mega is already a decent counter for it, tags related. of course it can still get pozzed
Luvdisc-Mega (Alomomola) @ LeftoversAbility: RegeneratorEVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpDBold Nature- Soak- Toxic- Wish- Protect

never deader

wait for me fullderp
in about 20-28 hours, I'll be ready to champ
don't 404 on me before then.

It technically has been deader

Are you gonna champ for 16 hours tho

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This shit is super dead, I'll champ

Free bug type

Any fairy type you would fug.

have this for being such a good boy
Mienshao @ Life Orb
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- U-turn

Also do know that you will be judged harshly for your decision. Choose wisely.

Gonna need a link to that doujin

Gonna have to wait because it's not even out yet.

Feregatr

Resugg whatever you consider to be the most fuggable pokemon from whatever you consider to be the least overall fuggable type. Again, you will be judged.

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for the one more
the idea is to face this off against toxapex and either kill it, or cause as much havoc as possible after it flees
urchin eater (Alakazam) @ Absorb Bulb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psycho Shift
- Miracle Eye
- Future Sight
- Trick

Man i gotta break it to ya real quick.
That sucks gigantic ass

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replace that with

urchin eater (Reuniclus) @ Absorb Bulb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Future Sight
- Trick
- Infestation
- Light Screen

Thanks user, this isn't as shit

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For what purpose

minimum scald damage

You're sacrificing overall bulk to take a bit less damage from something that is going to be doing probably less than 1/4 regardless.

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you

new guy

me

This but with the least fuggable pokemon and the most fuggable type.

Dependable fish (Sharpedo) @ Sharpedonite
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Crunch
- Protect
- Substitute

a spooky ghost

A pokemon that you would marry and care for your whole life

resugg

Welcome to die (Sableye-Mega) @ Sablenite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 150 HP / 250 Def / 108 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Octazooka
- Calm Mind
- Mean Look
- Pain Split

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1more

Ignore this one , you already have a mega. Use this instead

Warframe (Wormadam-Trash) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 220 HP / 140 Def / 148 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Quiver Dance
- Iron Defense
- Bug Buzz

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「ＵＮＢＡＬＡＮＣＥＤ ＫＩＳＳ」 (Jynx) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lovely Kiss
- Calm Mind
- Draining Kiss
- Hidden Power [Electric]

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「Ｊａｃｋ Ｆｌａｓｈ」 (Raichu) (M) @ Petaya Berry Ability: Lightning Rod EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Agility - Electro Ball - Substitute - Hidden Power [Ice]
fresh meme, champ can take it if he likes

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new champ

btw koko can run the set I think, or you can drop agility and use mega man

eviolite weedle

i'll champ if the next thread is "resident autist edition"

Every thread is resident autism

Alright but with what image you fucking idiot

That one dragonair beachball pic.