PlayStation Experience Thread

normal people enjoy interacting with likeminded people. still a waste of money though

In an hour?

PST is a shit timezone that nobody lives in.

The only way you can beat Sony is if you like runnin around as a little bitch with a bitchass sword goin "ahh ahhh ahhh ahh"

Maybe a release date for that SOTC remake would be nice.

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40 minutes right now

fromsoft is going to release another trailer for armored core 6 on this event right? who am i kidding that shit was long forgotten and the mech genre is dead

Got any recommendations for good mecha games? Preferably more action-based games because I'm kinda shit at strategy games.

Yeah, you can't.

Unless you're Warner Brothers Picture Studios. Unless you're Samsung.
Unless you're Universal Music Group.
Unless you're Nintendo.

Unless you're Sony, who's other divisions are tanking so hard - you're having to pull funds generated from your video games to subsidize lagging profits, and which may get to the point eventually where either PS has to be spun off to save the brand or risk going down with a sinking ship.

Unless you're Sony and get such a big fucking head from a little success that you shoot yourself in the foot like with the PS3, and like trying to push a shitty streaming service that nobody asked for or wants, when you could just add backwards compatibility and bolster your PS+ game offerings as well as sell fucktons of classic game bundles for cheap the way Humble/Steam/GOG and others are doing - but you say no and leave that money on the table, because you're chasing a vision of a market without games or hardware - just a controller and a subscription to a streaming service.

old armored core games that you can play on a ps2 or psx emulator specially armored core 2 and 3, the mechwarrior games and titanfall 2

user, I think he was being ironic there. Even if he IS serious, you think that he'll have enough brain cells to comprehend what you're saying without plugging his ears and screaming "LALALA, SONY ALWAYS WIIINS" like the faggot he is?

Don't want to give money to EA for Titanfall 2 so I'll see if it's piratable, but thanks for the other reccomendations.

What about Front Mission Evolved, Slave Zero, and Shogo?

I don't really care if he was being ironic or not. I just wanted to vent a little bit because I like my Vita, and I like classic games, and I like actually owning what I buy - and Sony has been shitting all over all three this generation.

Fair enough, and I definitely agree with you on all the bullshit Sony has been pulling. Just sucks that we gotta rely on emulators so damn much just to catalog old games without being nickel and dimed.

It's finally live

never played those, might have to try them out, Brigador also seems like a good option. to stay on topic i don't even know if watching this show is going to be worth it and another round of suffering, doesn't help that i live in poorland and i already lost sleep to see the VGAs Friday night mudafukas

hooktube.com/watch?v=tnCbI51JpAM

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Very nice

It's time!

It'll be playable on PC through youtube.

Is it? I don't see anything

is it?

IT BEGINS

No, I just like saying it. I do the Kornheiser face and everything.

They got an entire galaxy into that stage, howd they do that

So does anything get announced as PSX

Hi

A new Guacamemes?

I think a few big Monster Hunter clones have been announced here before.

That was already announced

Shit this intro is long

I guess that's something

Its a fag

Great, faggot host is here.

Which one?

This guy has the worst teeth

of coursh

WHAT THE FUCK, I THINK I MET THAT GUY

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NEER AUDIOMADAH

Taking all bets.. They're going to show some shit on Monster Hunter World. What are the chances it will make the game seem even worse and less palatable than it already is?

ANY UNCHARTED FANS OUT THERE

Persona 5 got the most love so far.

I hate this faggot host. He's a soy boy.

WHY.

DMC5 WHEN

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

what a surprise

YUGE RICK AND MORTY FAN

I can't tell if that thing is a man or a woman.

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I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIICK

WOW THAT SHADOW OF THE COLOSUS IMAGE LOOKS LIKE SHIT

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TO BE FAIR

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Kill me

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wrong ironic shitpost, my man

I like that furniture

Are they going to announce Skyrim for VR?

Thats the most generic name I've ever heard

Looks a bit tacky for my tastes.

Good God that is some lifeless shit.

excuse me, how the FUCK DOES THAT WORK

wait they don't say "DUDE PICKLE RICK LMAO" here, I'm retarded

what are you talking about user? the game is better with new shinny hd graphix! buy my game again, and another copy for your friends

Everyone shakes

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So…where are the games at?

No. Just vR

Don't worry, you'll see some uncharted soon

God damn that was fast, was expecting this shit tomorrow afternoon

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thanks uncle

I don't think this is a video game event user.

and assassins creed

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Way to miss the point

more VR shit

pick only one don't cheat

Whats the point of these events again?

WHY

I hope SNK reveals their next game already.

Because you get to pay $60 again for the experience!

Vita is dead to them.

These fuckers are more enlightened than I thought.

Isn't this just an update to WipeOut H-
==Yep

Kill me now.

It's been dead for awhile user

Will we be getting any Ace Combat news?

if these are the level of reveals for the night then I'm fucking tapping out early

AND THEN THEY BROUGHT OUT FUCKING HORIZON ZERO AWARDS

HZD was fun_

Not to me.

FREE VR UPDATE
WHAT DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY'RE DOING!?
THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!

Didn't win shit though, mr smartass

This is really fun specially because HZD did ge shit on the VGA

Skyrim-tier water aside it had some decent graphics

Just thinking about VR makes me nauseous

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oh boy! don't you just love all of this vr titles that you can play with an expensive piece of shit on your head? i sure do!

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strong female protagonist

Aloy a qt
All women look like shit without makeup

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There's been a ton of talk about Horizon lately, probably because of the new DLC coming out.. but man, I really don't see the value in the game and I have no idea how it did so well even with robot dinosaurs.

Not all women are your mother

Teddie > Jack Frost

I'll lose it if Sony scheduled these fucks to be on only because they thought they would win.

Can't wait to see more child-killing white fathers in Detroit.

when are they gonna announce more games? this shit is boring

I forgot the game even existed until it was nominated for Goy of The Year

POZ OF WAR

Buy our games, you goys, you cannot get a single-player experience anywhere else!

TRASH

MY WIFE'S SON

DONT TALK TO ME OF MY WIFES SON EVER AGAIN

ANOTHER WHITE MALE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I hate how these fucks talk as if there weren't female protagonists in games before.

is this shit seriously gonna be idiots talking about how great their games are and the rest is fucking nothing? this shit is making me fall asleep

I don't understand what you mean user.
How can a black kill something he has never seen in his life?

name the earliest female protagonist in games
hint: ms. pacman

Silly goy, those games were sexist

25 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY TIME
GET HYPE

You guys did they accidentally shit on the entire games journalism collective by just saying that single player games were still a thing?

THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME OUT THEN

ANNOUNCE SOMETHING OR DON'T EVEN SHOW UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Its always like this in the beginning, same shit with E3.

They announced this shit almost 3 years ago and still nothing. The first two games were released in that same timeframe.

MERCHANT RUBBING INTENSIFIES

Did anyone screencap that ogre's face?

journalists weren't saying that, I think it was EA

ZUZ

This shit is so scripted.

Yes? No… Maybe?
I really don't know

Hey guys, my dad is Miyazaki, and he says Bloodborne 2 will be announced tonight.

SHIT MEME

WHERE ARE THE GAMES???

EA said that, and journalists responded by shouting "You MUST buy Wolfenstein II otherwise single-player games are dead."

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25 hours
19 are cutscenes

Will this be the new Last Guardian?

No because no one is looking forward to it.

God of War 4: Musical Edition

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Woahhh a charafter in a game that can talk?

So the kid will never shut up then?

WHY

I'm getting flashback to Bioshock Infinite with the kid never shutting up

Kratos is Ax Thor now?

Just a reminder that new announcements here are not necessarily exclusive.

Lost their humanity.
Damn dark demon games

They wanted The Last of Us audience.

THE DRUG OF MAGIC

More like *dark semen* amirite

Who the fuck was looking forward for TLG?

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newfag

I dunno, wipe their tears with their money.

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Is this the Dark Souls of 3rd Person Walking Simulators

How come?

Lot's of idiots with more money than sense in 2009.

The developer on the left looks like he smelled a turd and didn't like it.

This is the dark souls of videogame conferences

sauce

>>>/out/

so when does the actual show start?

e621

Are people unironically asking for Knack 3? Or is it just Twitch shitposting?

Its the dark souls of dark souls comparisons

What shit is that again?

WHAT IS THIS HIPSTER SHIT

WHERE IS THE VIDEO GAMES

Yathzee is a game while Detroit is a shitty movie by that hack, David Cage.

Yes
They're their bitch and they deserve to be treated accordingly.
Like a trophy

GET IN THE POSITION

This sounds awful.

Indigo Prophecy was fun

this shit it's not even good for a /clang/ game the stronk womyn should be more robot like

I'd rather play the Royal Game of Ur

INTERACTIVE STORY

Wonderful

I can't honestly see niggerbots ever selling well in the future.

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want some ointment for that butt hurt?

Yeah I'll take that over the numales that we've been getting as male leads.

My bad, carry on.

Agreed but at the end of God of War 3 Krato's pretty much realized he was a complete shitbag and had screwed up the entire world for his petty bullshit. To which he released magical power into the world to allow mankind to survive before crawling off to probably die.

Not hard to see him saved or hooking up with someone, mellowing with age and experience and being what he is now. Completely fits.

Well fuck, first batch of numbers I saw said 2 million. Why do normies buy a console that most of them admit is a cheap piece of shit?

Detroit: We don't understand humans or AI programming

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Oh fuck they are playing a "game"

THIS LOOKS FUCKING AWFUL

Fun is a buzzword

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DO THE CROWD KNOW THAT IT'S SHIT TOO?

MIND PALACE

Buzzword is a buzzword

wtf is going on

fuck me what a start

PRESS X TO SAVE FISHY

Could you imagine how embarrassing it must be to work with David Caige?

Truly there is no hope

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Movie hour with Sony

It was interesting in the very beginning but quickly devolved into incomprehensible bullshit.

2deep4me

Oh yeah, I'm sure that goldfish will really change the narrative.

Isn't that stole from Sherlock?

I think they're laughing at how stupid this is

They seem pretty into it.

Where are the subtitles?

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Yeah the crook is going to slip on it later while trying to escape.

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Why are they hyping this shit?

I like how companies are getting smarter by presenting themselves as a "family" while subversively show their products so people can buy them. Propaganda sure has come a long way, from marketing to public relations. Edward Bernays and Freud would be proud.

JASON

This is literally the same mechanic from the Arkham games

This is the least fun shit I've seen in months.

i did not know he was a /K/ommando

You think Sony would staff the place with skeptical people?

they are the dark souls of paid shills tbh fam

LA Noire, then?

Sony really knows it's audience.

Nice clunky controls

more like LA Snore

Is he hyping something that was a feature in Batman: Arkham Origins?

I saw a lot of jews and white cuckold shills.

What is this Beast of Burdens name Holla Forums

Is everyone supposed to be dead-eyed and emotionless? Because these facial animations suck ass

Funny
I'm a mustard, and your statistixs are wrong

WAKE HIM UP

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WHY FUCKING "PLAY" IT WHEN IT PLAYS FOR YOU

NICE AIMING BRO

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Is it worst than the VGAs?
I think it is

Makes sense why they chose robots

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I think he's failed every input at least once so far.

I CAN'T TAKE IT I WANT TO OFF MYSELF

Do these follow the laws of robotics because what the fuck

I sure do love videogames.

That would require someone to read a book, user. Or, watch the Will Smith film.

Oh yeah, almost forgot
Hi normalfag

63.3 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNIN'

I can't believe I share a hobby with these lowest of the scum faggots.

WHAT'S YER PERCENTAGE OF WINNIN' SON?

THIS IS A FUCKING INTERACTIVE NOVELA

Who does this remind you off

Me

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GODDAMN CIS STRAIGHT WHITE ANDROIDS

Who the fuck is giving robots emotions?
Binary Domain handled this way better.

Bicentennial Man reboot is looking pretty grim

Are all of the choices he's pick the "correct" choices?

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

FUCK THE WHITE MAN

Gay

youre not supposed to shoot the human

B-b-but racism!

MFW this is going to end up a disaster.

CONGRADULATIONS, YOU GOT YOUR OWNER KILLED. WHATS THE NEXT STEP OFF YOUR MASTER PLAN

Fuck you, there was NOTHING tense about that situation. You literally have a numbered percentage meter telling you how likely you are to be good at things.

B-but user, they didn't get 100%!

reminder that an hour has passed and fucking nothing was shown

They need to stop talking about touching each other.

So whats new

Yeah. The numbers ruin it.

David Cage touched me on a emotional level in a gas station bathroom.

What? you didn't like the movie?

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Didn't some games pull that stuff off better without the percent meter? Also, I don't like how it just gives you "analytical" version of the response instead of what will actually be said.

Anyone know why this keeps happening?

Why not just make a fun game instead?

Did you fuck though?

We still don't even though what the fucking plot is about

I heard a Todd-tier lie
Who wants to bet there are less then 5 routes?

Because we're dead and this is Purgatory.

FUCKING FINALLY

So funny

Government subsidies I'd be willing to bet.

At least that's more than one

More like two

Hole Simulator

I was pretty sure this was our personal hell.

the gay community is starting to grow

Katamari with holes

WHAT'S "UP DOG?"

Didn't they confirm this earlier? Either you save the kid or he jumps with her. If you talk him down he gets shot by police. It's the same fucking scene for the third time.

Ecco?

HOLY SHIT THEY JUST ANNOUNCED UPDOG

LMAO #REDDIT HUMOR
Kill me now

ECCO THE DOLPHIN???

Even the characters in the trailer seem to find the game boring

If goys buy this I suspect there will be enough hand rubbing to start a fire.

The indie dolphin

BUT IN VR

Journey:Underwater edition

Two gay dolphins I bet

JOTARO AND SOL

IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE

ballin

Fuck me are those actual sprites?

On a quest for Hank Hill's sweet pancake ass.

Entwined with dolphins.

They already made that. It was called Abzu and it was pretty okay

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HANG ON JUST A MINUTE

that was kinda cute. In its own, shitty way.

(checked)
Yeah, it's the Fallout 4 problem all over again. Just think, in a few years we may get games that cute out all the shit and have responses like "Good," "Funny good," "Snarky good," and "Bad."

Into the trash it goes

Thus far

Oh shit a actual game

Kill me now.

Live like a Windrammer as you Fuck

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That trailer is months old.

Costume breaking confirmed for Soul Cal 6

And RWBY is still shit

Wow

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Ya'll niggers are really fucking slow

BIG HONKIN' BAZONGLERS

WE WUZ ELVES N SHIET

its not gay if one is a tranny

OH

oh

Which gook fighter is this?

MonHun Casual Edition

Have they revealed the blonde chick voiced by the jewess yet?

Look at that deep lore

This is already more story than the last dozen games combined and I hate it.

What the fuck is this story trash doing in Monhun.

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Why do you want story in a monster hunter game, it sickens me

Why are all the females ugly?

Cinematics, just what Monster Hunter needed

Looks more like a JRPG than the usual MH shtick.

Normalfags need DEEPEST LORE bullshit so Game Theory and Vaati can spoonfeed them poorly researched videos so they can feel like part of the secret club.

It's current year. Sexy women is sexist.

Amanzing gameplay

KILL ME

Why are the voices so terrible?

Monster Hunter V: Skyrim

It's a dub.

BY GAWD IT'S TJ PERKINS

holy yuck

In MY Monster Hunter

WE LIKE MEGAMAN AGAIN!

t. Capcom

No. Plz.

And here we see Megaman's corpse, once again being brought out to insult the fanbase.

wtf they're abusing the mighty no 9 intellectual property

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CERNY

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thats the fucking Retro Megaman MN9 was shilling. Fuck that.

Cerny looks like a pedo. Y or N?

Is this retard talking the one on the way out?

How come Cerny is dressed like a lesbian?

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Holy shit who though minecraft megaman was a good idea?

Is House a doctor?

Yeah he's the retard on the way out to be replaced by the guy who rushed to be sucked Kojima's dick.

It's Capcom

Going to bed. Not going to fuck up my sleeping schedule for this shit. I better see Devil May Cry 5 when I wake up.

Stay mad nerds

IS THIS THE SAME FUCKING TRAILER FROM LAST NIGHT?!?

Sounds like Sony.

Is that fuckin cel-shading?

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Oh boy. It's the exact same trailer for yesterday.

Once there was an explosion.
Once there was an explosion.
Once there was an explosion.
Once there was an explosion.
And then came the next explosion.

a Michael Bay game

EXPLOSION

Fucking Kojimbo

Whats that? DMC 2 with more Donte? :^)

Hey, it's the shitty Death Standing trailer I want to forgot about

Not according to current science. Man I feel sorry for idiots still basing their shit on the outdated big bang model.

It is.

Someone have a gif of the baby giving a thumbs up

REEDUS N THE FEETUS

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Honestly megaman themed palicos would have been fine, but that shitty voxel look sticks out like a sore thumb

MPREG GEAR REEDUS

>Reminder that this game being shown is a remake of this older game

Jesus fuck

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Metal Gear Reedus V: The Phantom Game

Come back when you have actual gameplay to show, Kojima.

People paid $75 to watch trailers.

The most gameplay we've seen tonight was a game about being a hole that swallowed up little things so it could swallow up bigger things.

I fucking hate this hobby.

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Kojima must love babies, does he?

What the shit is this about even?

You know what you must do user.

Gaemu?
Dis be movie baka gaijin, right?

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That GTFO game kinda had a similar premise.

Death Stranding has finally made me hate kojima

Thanks for reminding me to play that Kenji Eno masterpiece.

These eroge are really getting out of hand.

Humanity figured a way to cross into the land of the dead and by doing so fucked up the concepts of life and death.

I swear to fuck Kojima is a fucking hack. He'd be better off making movies. Death Stranding is going to be a 10 hour movie with the occasional TPS shootout every 50 minutes.

Going by my best guess, it's a sci-fi philosophical narrative about humans trying to survive in an increasingly Hellish purgatory (Basically, Lost).

Oh GOD It's just Evangelion all over again.

Hideo is still over brother HH

DID YOU RIKE IT?

Its going to be some hack metaphor about "Muh Climate Change" and "Muh baby fucking"

GET OOF STAGE YOU SLANT EYED HACK

hideo kojima is here ladies, please contain yourselves

good one

Why did he mean by this

Well I guess /tot/ deserves a AAA game every once in a while.

AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS
AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS
AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS
AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS
AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS
AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS
AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS
AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL OF THAT STARTS TO MAKE SENSE
FOUR OR FIVE HOURS

MUH CODE

Thee most overrated, overhyped, pathetic exuse of a "developer" in history. No wonder his shit is on the Fagstation.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT

So what he's trying to say is it doesn't make sense?

ANO GOHAN

It makes sense if you aren't a retard and understand basic concepts of the occult.

Skipped all cutscenes and played it until the end.

The day that met Kojima-sama

At least Death Stranding is shown when I started watching this, that's all I wanted to see

Do you regret not listening to him, Holla Forums?
He tried to warn you.

DID I MISS THE GAMEPLAY REVEAL OR SOMETHING?

Hey now, Kojima's at least better than (((Todd Howard.)))

"It all starts to make sense after Five hours."

At least Todd is handsome

THAT SURE IS VIDEO GAMES

Some shout "Where's the gameplay?"
Please…

See that water?
You can swim in it.

We got high - Homo Kojima

NANI

Are House and Kojima married!

Todd doesn't get girls like Kojima does.

wtf I love climate change now

That would at least be something.

>

How about we talk about some fucking VIDEO GAMES

I want to get off this Ruse Cruise

The Asura's Wrath of pretentiousness.

Anything to avoid talking about video games, huh?

So he's not gonna say what that glorified flashlight on his shoulder is

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At least Asura's Wrath is enjoyable to watch

Sure, and Todd is 6'2

Seems like it serves a similar purpose as the radio in ''Silent Hill'.

the million dollar question right now is:
where are they Holla Forums?

AWKWARD!

Videogames???? The fuck is a videogame?

THAT'S ALL THE QUESTIONS WE HAD
ABOUT YOUR VIDEO GAME

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user please

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Less cringy than the award show last night.

Award show was at least entertaining.

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Why is Sony funding this hack? He's going to bankrupt the company before he's even half-way done?

File didnt upload

This, at least you could laugh with doritos pope, here I'm fucking sleeping

Kojima is starting to piss me off.
Was konami right to kick that hack out of their company?

What the fuck

I want kojima to connect his dick to my ass

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go back to reset era

ya know?

Todd pls go

Not like Konami got better after doing so.

both are shit but konami still has some ips held hostage

i mean ill hold all decisions and thoughts about kojima when his game comes out. otherwise you are making me anxious

This pisses me off way more. They had a good 15-20 minutes set for the game and they waste it on bullshit no one cares about. This is exactly why the industry's gone to shit.

Apparently, Kojima began blowing every single budget beginning with MGS2.

They had Bethesda 180 on saying Single Player were dead while after three of their garbage games failed

For it to upload you have to not attention whore with a flag you obnoxious faggot

THEY'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEIR CLOTHES NOW YOU FUCKS