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I don't exactly like fishing in real life, nor in vidya. Wish I could get a feel for Breath of Fire III's fishing system, as at one point it's needed to progress but I have never been able to get anything to bite.

Sometimes, if you bait people just right, they don't know you've baited them at all.

What are you considering getting for those systems in the future?

How goes user

Do anything fun today fam

Are you going to buy yourself a daki too?

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I think its literally called japanese candy box. I wanted a different one that came with more snacks and a drink each month though tbh This ones all candy. The other one I wanted is called japan crate.

Fuck I'm hungry, have no food and am waiting on my pay coming in
It's taking longer than it should

Been thinking of making a Hideki Kamiya body pillow for a while. Don't have a decent full body shot tho.

How has it been Cake Jew

Basically the same shit as yesterday. Again. Played yakuza. Talked to the girl online. I did go to this place that specialises in boots and it turns out i barely fit into their smallest size.

Only 108 more days…

Legend of The River King

Not sure really. Got bloodborne, nier atomatica or whatever its called, DaS2, and a few others for ps4. Not sure what else to get.
And I've never played a genesis ever so really have no clue what to get with that one

No food at all?

Look on pixiv

Wear lady boots

Honestly ask him on Twitter for one, even if it fails you'll probably have him make some sort of semi humorous tweet

No food at all not counting food that's my roomates

The womens boots are too narrow. I have wide but short feet.

He's responded to two of my tweets already without blocking me. I ain't risking it.

If it doesn't work out, I'll make a Yoko Taro one.

Sup nigs

Fucking hell I am tired. Got back from work. Wrote 2 pages of my social psychology experiment. I decided to do it at work. I didn't really get good results so I'm just going to bullshit the results to make it seem like I got something. This will probably be my most bullshit paper I've ever written. I'm thinking of drinking a shit ton of beer tomorrow and finishing writing it. It's the only way I can write it I think.

I want a fishing game where I trick out a bass boat with a giant outdoor and tear ass through big lakes before the sun comes up and do some trolling at the mouth of a creek while motion sensitivity in the controller measures how much I'm moving my hands to translate to a taut line if I have one or to have much less or no effect if the line is slack.

Legend of the river king looks neat, always wanted to play that.
How goes user

Next time stock up on cheap 20p ramens so that don't happen.

Are you a hobbit

Who

When I was in college I'd get high before I wrote every paper, made it easy as hell
How goes otherwise fam

Kinda. Im short and really hairy.

We have to do that shit at one point, bullshitting a paper.

I slept in, worked, learned that someone used up all the data again and the monthly plan doesn't reset until the 16th and someone already made $50 in overuse charges which is probably gonna be blamed on me, so I can't do anything fun while I'm on break.

I was born disappointed.

Guy who did Neir Automata.

Fuuka is definitely best girl in p3

Sounds like you just want to go real fishing
How goes user

Do you live in a hole in the ground? A literal NEET cave?

Make everyone install trackers for that shit. Or just get your own net in the apartment tbh

My computer is in my closet. I guess you could call it a cave.

Rip.

Sure

Is that the second fucking time you've shelled out for DSII? Anyhow, assuming you're the sort to prefer physical copies, maybe consider being on the look out for Gravity Rush: Remastered if it seems of interest and you ever come across it cheap (that game got a limited print run because Sony never seems to have much faith in that series, thus what copies there are have held value).

Spend the day pirating DLC since my PS3 runs Rebug now. Didn't even know Nier apparently had DLC since I never saw any on the PSN Store prior.

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That involves using the kettle which I can't do

That would probably be the only good use of weed tbh fam. I hate smoking weed. Other than that I am just dreading my finals. Haven't had any chance to hang with the nip girl because of school. Also I finally got my car fixed, was kind of expensive though.

I hate doing it though. I'm just going to do the bare minimum. My paper will probably be complete shit but at least I will get some kind of points for it. Who knows, I might actually get a B on it. Would beer enhance my bullshit writing skills?

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Just watched The Raid Redemption, that film is awesome.

muh fukn computa monica

I guess I could try that. It's better that having everyone blame each other.

Oh that weirdo
Do anything fun today fam?

Do you also sit in the closet? That'd be max comfy if so

DaS2 on the ps3 never got the practically remake edition of the game that changes all the enemy placements, adds all kinds of new content, and an extra final boss and stuff.

Get one of those self heating kettles for your room

What was wrong with your car?

I sit just a little outside of it.

nani?

I need a son for real fishing. I guess that's how it goes.

Went for a long-ass walk. Trying to lose weight and I live near a bunch of hills. If I walk them every day/a few times a week, I think I can make some sort of impact.

Give it a go, its pretty fun for a handheld game (though I am very biased in my nostalgia for og gameboy stuff)
Got free nachos. Then spent most of the day playing F1 2017, finished 6th in race despite starting 13th (placed 8th in quali but had a penalty for a collision during practice) and dropping to 18th fairly early on in.

Go watch The Raid 2, its very good.

so then go play on your ps4 instead of shitting up the Holla Forums catalog

How goes user

Whats good in the hood monica

I hate overly detailed drawings like that

If I had a real closet with a door and everything I'd put my computer in there and line all the walls with my 50+ Ritsu figs. Would be amazing. I just have a hole in the wall practically for a closet

I used to fish with my dad as a kid all the time, was max comfy.

I don't even get a Christmas, why did you steal mine to get 2

ya nyckas crayz maynez

Same as usual, boring NEET life

I def plan to do that soon.

hows it been

Sounds comfy.
So, how do i make myself sound strong over text without making it over bearing. Ive been talking to this girl for 5 days and not much has happened since day 1.

smokes here? got sumn 4 his ass tbh

I wish I knew what it was about particular threads that makes this happen.

Far as I know, Scholar of the First Sin didn't do anything to fix enemies moves tracking you, but I'm going off of back when I saw a friend play through some of it on his PS3 a year or two back.

Well it needed a new catalytic converter and some new O2 sensors. The catalytic converters were the most expensive parts. The check engine light is finally off though. I haven't driven in a long fucking time.

Oh no some thread that hasn't had a post in the last 20 hours fell off the board what will we do

F1 games seem too autism for me. And theres not enough games that give that initial d feeling while also having good driving mechanics

Thats good fam
Just don't get mugged

Eh?

Theres nothing boring about being a NEET if you are good at it

you have any plans to drive somewhere fun?

gud 4 da mos part n all considerin

I live in Crackertown USA. Probs not gonna get mugged.

So you planning on getting another Job?

yee, I'm hungry as fuck

Don't have a poor family user

You have to use power words and never ask questions, make demands

He'll show up in IRC later

What do you mean?

Ever since I came back from nippon driving has made me nervous, haven't done it much in months

Sounds nice

Sometime in Jan. Need to save up for Nippon trip 2 electric boogaloo

you were on incognito mode mate

Tell me the secrets

I hope my town can turn into something resembling a Crackertown once deportations get heavier.

Not really. Maybe I will use it to drive to hiking spot. I can't think of any fun places to go even though I live in the city.

Why are you nervous? Because you haven't driven in a while?

Film your trip to the soapland this time.

Don't you live in innawoods Tennesee, the fuck do parents do?

(demon quads)
Unfortunately I also live in a sanctuary city (lots of white people leads to lots of white guilt).

more like because, get out there mate

Vermont?

You hate everything.

If I have to tell you, you'll never know

Yeah only drive like once every couple weeks in the past 4 months

Do you want the yakuza to kill me?

TN got low cost of living monica

Isnt every big city now one of those?

gotta stay hungry monica so as 2 not b gettin complacent feel me

I'm just a very opinionated kind of guy.

Trump will break that shit up sooner or later. Might make your life harder though if you live there.

Damn. I guess i'll have to woo her on my own. I might as well treat this like a persona social link. She would probably be the moon.

I don't know if this a blessing or a curse, seeing as how it'll be shit, but It could be fun to see how cringeworthy it is this year.

I don't think my town's part of the greater sanctuary city area, but we're still considered part of the greater capital area even if it's suburbs with some farmland here and there.

And then you have Commiefornia being a fucking sanctuary state.

No, I am an opinionated guy.

Only thing good about those is seeing /ourguy/ The Dorito Pope.

im in commiefornia

there isnt much to it; just drive the giant go-kart fast and try not to die
there's touge racing servers in asseto corsa, you can even drive the 86 (if you buy its dlc pack)

Its cringeworthy every year, I can't wait

Nigga do I look like Bernie Sanders?

Just wear a snakeskin blazer and an eyepatch while wielding a baseball bat. They'll think you're one of them.

Washington might as well be a sanctuary state at this point.

Dear Allah please have Trump put a stop to this sanctuary city bullshit.

She a weeb?

No hes an opinionated guy

I tried asseto corsa, too much "realism" for me. Theres this very very very fine line in driving game where they are arcadey enough to be fun but realistic enough to be challenging. Not very many games hit that mark for me

No. Actually, she is probably hermit. A shut in at 22 with severe mommy issues.

I want to stop talking forever and have everyone forget about me.

That whole thing where that spic who murdered that girl got off scot free for it really helped the cause of fucking up sanctuary shit.

What kind of girl has mommy issues?

Why?

I know that feeling, it sucks.

This one apparently. Its like the female version of an odeipus complex. i can relate tbh

how did pic related get leaked also I think I should upload the oink oink k-inography to pornhub and liveleaks and youtube(lol)

Because I don't know how to talk to people and the stress of it makes me shut down.

You see the fucking WaPo article about "hurr durr only White Nationalists care about this fucking miscarriage of justice?" Hope Bezos kept the fucking receipt for them.

Went through Salinas with my dad while on vacation recently to see some family out there. Whites are an honest fucking minority there. Fuck commiefornia. Your cancerous libshits need to be barred from leaving the People's Republic so they can't shit up states like mine with their policies anymore.

ay yo ay yo ay yo ay yo ay yo
hol up
is you be saying she wants to fuck her mom

You seem to be talking right now just fine user

Yes. Not sure how that would would work since there is a lack of penis.

delet

The more the insane parts of the left say shit like that, the more we win. So thats good

Pretty sure they like have to turn one of their vaginas inside out or something.
Is the mom cute?

Holla Forums tranny sucking cock is rather funny imo and the gag sounds are epic.

She describes her as an adult version of herself basically. So yeah, i guess so.

that's because no one online is real, not even me.

If I knew how to edit/photoshop anything I'd have a field day with this shit.

Nice nice nice
Ay yo is your mom cute?

I'm the realest there ever was monica

Kinda. I mean, she is 50. honestly, the girl online really really reminds me of my mom

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Me trying to edit 4am pics for the OP is the worst. Hate it. At least I managed to mangle together an xmas one last year so got that already.

So do you want to fuck your mom or just girls like your mom?

Why would you do that user

I've seen the video, it made me gag more than it did.

I wish I was good at it too. Like I wasn't sick right now.

My mom is too old.

why did you buy it?

What if she were younger?

Depends how young. I draw the line at 35.

this is great, i love this game to death

Nier automata

DD has mods?
How goes user

>tfw my mom is turning 50 this friday
my parents are probably gonna die sooner than I think, and I'm probably fucked once that happens.

Ara is infinitely better

But would you fuck her?

oink oink

Mine turned 50 just last month
Imagine being me in that situation

Very few, apparently it's hard to mod it without getting yourself banned from the online pawn exchange or the game crashing. Crapcom sucks at coding.
But I found one that just changes enemy ai and spawn locations so it doesn't do any of that, it makes the game much much harder. It's fucking great.

Otherwise doing good, how's the job search going on your end?

No.

At least I have a job with decent income.

At this point i can only fap to women over 25. Women my age do nothing to me. I probably need help.

Got another day off from work. I wonder if they even want me there. They call the job agency saying they don't have much work for me yet when I'm on the work floor the guys I work with keep saying how they're six days behind. What a mess.

Lazing around is nice and all, but I took this job because I need the fucking money.

I hated the whole pawn exchange shit tbh
I'd rather just be given 4 characters I can customize as I see fit and be able to switch between them so I can experience more of the classes without starting over.
Not even looking for another month fam

I'm hoping when my grandpa goes I'm able to convince my folks to give me some of his land so I'll be able to do something in the future.

Thats disgusting. Lets trade ages fam

Did you fuck up really bad or something

Are you white? Maybe they prefer giving minorities work.

Nah, i like being this young.

When my parents die, I'll probably sell the house and get a small apartment. Sister can fuck off, she's a cunt and doesn't deserve shit.

Are you always going to want older women? So like when you are my age you will want grannies?

What if they leave the house to her instead?
What if they live long enough to sell the house and move to florida and get a condo?
The second one of those is my greatest fear

It'll stay the same. Im always gonna prefer 25-35 yo women. Its just gonna be easier to pick them up now than later.

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Not to my knowledge, but that's what I'm starting to think as well. If that were the case I'd rather they actually come to me and flat out say it instead of this nonsense. Now I don't know if some out-of-touch office mook is being an assumptive idiot or if I'm fucking up somewhere.
They're even hiring new personnel from the same job agency and you obviously wouldn't do that if you were "running out of work". Nothing makes any sense.

I should hit some diversity points, but that can't be it. Most of the people there seem to be the conservative type who can make tongue-in-cheek racist jokes at the 2 black guys that work there. They're nice people.

Ok but what happens when you are like 50 and want 25yo women, then you are just some old pervy guy who likes younger women

I would probably have a wife by then. If not then RIP.

F

Just ask your boss then, maybe ask the temp agency to find you something else

Im heading to bed. Night.

Cya next time fam

I'll just remind me that she's a cunt to everyone and anyone that isn't her and provide examples of why she's squander the house and money.
That's not as likely as you'd think. My dad's been taking dialysis treatment for more than a year and he's still on a wait list for a new kidney, and my mom was trying to lose weight but can't be consistent about working out or staying on a diet.

See you tomorrow.

good shit

You'll remind them after they die? You need to check up on that will
And sorry about your dad fam

I'm going to.
If you were to tell my NEET ass two months ago that I would be annoyed for getting days off I wouldn't believe you.

That was me the last month or so before going to nippon. Was taking any hours I could get. So glad I'm free now

My dad can be a bitter ass at times, but I feel like it's justified most of the time, seeing as how he's still on a wait list for a new kidney.

Layer best navigator.

You went to Japan?

I'd be the biggest piece of shit ever if I knew I was dying so can't blame him really

Yeah months ago user where you been

I don't come here often, man. It's just on these occasions or when I'm sick that I drop by. How was it though?
Where did you go in Japan?

Sometimes I think about what'd I do if I went to japan. I'd probably be too much of an autist, and I can't speak Jap. Bringing friends would be nice, but they would probably be just as spergy as I would be.

Went to Tokyo for a couple weeks. Ate a ton of food, bought like 60 weebfigs, banged some qt nip girls. Was awesome.
Heres some comfy pics I took

If someone like me can do it, you'll be fine

Nice. Must've been crazy expensive.

Nah I spent around 4k~
1k for flight, cheap hotel at like 60$ a night, foods surprisingly cheap there for how good it is. Spent like 1500 on weeb merch and hookers though.

How'd you do it anyway? Did you bring friends?

kek

Uh you don't get to bring friends

Nah just looked up fun stuff to do, never had a problem just using english and pointing at shit

It's that easy? I feel like I'd just go to japan to playing fighting games and get bodied.

I guess everyone's gone. See you guys next thread.

rorran