Warframe has no ass?

Was I memed on? None of these look good.

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How much ass do you need man? Ember's is plenty.

op is probably a nigger.

saryn noble
now fuck off

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Of course. Prefering ass is a low IQ nigger trait.

BIX
NOOD

She's flat as a man. Are you gay?


So there is ONE frame that might or might not have good ass, and it's hidden behind some disgusting flesh "skirt"?
Are you serious?

Those asses look terrible.
Mass Effect 2 had a pretty good asses.

You fell for the reverse shilling porn tactic.

Post them to back up your claim.


At least I didn't buy Overwatch.

The only game I've seen asses in is modded Skyrim. I remember that one ass autist that kept posting low res shit that you couldn't even tell if there was an ass. Shit like Dead or no ass triggers me with it's fucking 98% leg and 2% butt.

Kill yourself you low-test Irish fuckboy.

No no no. Go to appearance > animation > saryn noble.

forgot.

Kill yourself, tyrone.

Boobs are just fake asses white boi

Small firm asses are better than floppy cellulite ridden nigger asses

They
are
CHILDREN

This isn't a serious thing, right? I've seen other threads like this and I honestly hope they're ironic.

This thread is tits

THAT ONLY MAKES ME HARDER

What race are you?

i jerk off to my operator every day. also some of the NPC

Homo sapiens generally considers "flat" to refer to the chest area exclusively. You inferior species are funny, but you do need to fuck off this site.

This guy gets it.

cep.ucsb.edu/papers/whrlassekgaulin2008.pdf
Face it, ass is the thinking man's preference.

Fat sack lovers btfo

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Not an argument.

Cringe.

If that was true niggers would be smarter than whites

ids da whyte mans opreshun nowutahmsayin' he keepin us black folk down mayne

False equivalency:^)

Case in point - WF has no ass.
It has no tits or tits jiggle physics either.
And on top of that potato kids are super ugly, even female ones.
It actually looks like something SJWs would really like.

there are no male/female space potatos, DE went full on progressive and doesn't let you choose a sex, instead you have to fuck with eye shadows to give your androgynous fugly kid a female look

Warframe would be so much better if the Nips were developing it.

Yes, based nips like current year Capcom or Konami, those are great.

As far as I know neither Crapcom nor the Pachinko Miners have transexual space potatoes in their games.

depends on which nips

I see little difference tbqh famalamadingdong

I'm sure some of them would fuck up the gameplay and Jew the shit out of their users, but at least we'd be drowning in tits and ass.

capcom still knows how to make a waifu at least.

well then just say "if nips were the creative directors/artists warframe would be better" instead

I just want valkyr to sit on my face

Who would you put in charge of the gameplay? Platinum?

absolutely nice

My sister has a good ass on her, do you know how frustrating and embarassing that is?
This thread is triggering me, saged & reported.

There are male and female body models depending on what head do you choose.
Strip your potato down and check for yourself.
You gotta be pretty inattentive to not notice tbh.
You also can't use secondary face for merging from the opposing sex.


It's called PSO2. Try it sometime.

That's my middle name, unfortunately. Had a problem with that my whole life.

Speaking of inattentiveness, did we ever finish that frame/player chart?

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you're a real nigger, aren't you?

Looks like fake research made by kikes

That's not my toon.
My potato is also black and gold :^)

Why not just fuck her instead?

But kikes don't have asses, user. Or hips, or tits for that matter.

that's not he's saying.

What did he mean by this?

I think he's saying it's kike science to suggest blacks have smart babies, or that it would be good to mate with them, since they're known for their large asses. But there's no need for that, there are plenty of white girls with fantastic asses. Pics related.

My friend plays Valkyr and it always makes me drool when we enter missions and she lands with her ass facing the camera.

calm down, jeez

Mesa's on the dick

Excellent taste

This man is a true patrician.

Oi?

Shit posting is in Japanese dna. They invented imageboards because shitposting is the Japanese equivalent to sexual release. That's why the birth rates are so low. They are creating "world wide webs" with their virtual ejaculate.

nigga do I have to remind you about the Pompeian graffiti?

I don't blame him for not paying attention.

whomst is that warframe?

I am somewhat aware of it, but please do anyway.

Ivara with a tennogen skin. Bunnyvara

Is prison school good?

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Traps can have somewhat convincing asses. Traps can almost never have convincingly feminine hips. Hips >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ass, you ooking chimp. No wonder you and deshawn consistently fall for trannies (and are to blame for the "transwoman of color" murder rate after >she whips out a dick that is bigger than yours).

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there truly is nothing new under the sun

What about women with big tits AND asses and the men who prefer women with both? Everyone knows that the best thing is a woman with a nicely shaped and large rack, a vase or pear-like waistline and a wide set of hips, a firm booty and some long and thick legs to complement everything above. Only low-test fags can't handle the full order.

Warframe also has no endgame. PSO2 is better in every aspect including butts.

What about parkour?

Does it also have sexy faceless latex women?

Warframes parkour is shit. The maps aren't built for it. You just do a bunch of bullet jumping. It'd be better if it was more like Max Payne

I appreciate your refined taste. Even the robo-bitches have dem hips and thighs. And of course you can make an interstellar succubus loli if you wish. It's also all-around enjoyable.

There are some rooms that have gaps and obstacles which can be traversed more quickly using parkour and a keen eye, but it's almost never worth it due to the random nature of the missions. Highly underutilized. The best thing is the slide which is basically a bullet dodging dash which gives you a special attack.

ivara is a shitty fucking frame

some real shit taste you've got there lad

Lokibaby spotted

big tits are gross

Fuck off pedo.

Another case of the TAIL wagging the DOG

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shit

meant for

dunno what happened

Asses are just tits with a disgusting hole in the middle.

This

Medium small tits are perfect.
But regardless of what form they take boobs will always be runner up to the ass.

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>he ever called people an inferior species
Go back to >>>Holla Forums

Fuck off you lefty/pol/ subhuman.

I’ll never understand ass men. But I respect their taste nevertheless.

Hi Holla Forums

Ass alone is overrated. Tits and asses both can be groped and motorboated interchangebly.

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theres no definition to the ass. where is the form fitting ass crack?

The actual attraction is to hips you morons, you need wide hips to have children without dying. If you are attracted to ass-fat, then you're a nigger with a stupid fetish.

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That's not one

Horrible, all of you.

That just looks retarded.

It's an old favorite, like playing chess or something. Never gets old.

actually no i want to slip my wiener into a soft tight 2d anus

You're probably a homosexual if you don't get it.

The only thing better than a round small (not flat) ass with pale white skin is a flat chest with pointy nipples.

it makes my dick really hard though. its like tits on her ass how amazing. actually speaking of retardation, sometimes i want to find more porn of retarded girls but theres not a whole lot out there for some reason.


if you cant even appreciate a brown loli with a nice ass then youre going to be disappointed in the near future

This is a thing btw

No matter how much I think about it, there's not a single good brown thing that comes up in my mind.

Good job thread, you summoned the BRAAP autist.

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o-oh no user I-I c-can't hold it in I j-just *BRRRRRRRRT* aaah! A wet one! *FRRP* Oh something's squeezing out! A-user help me oh no this is so *BRRRRRRAAAAPPPPP* embarrassing! I-I think it's a *BRBRBRBRRBRTTTTT-T-T-BRT Its a type 2 on the bristol stool scale!**

Excuse me, plebeian. I just have an enlightened mind who is able to enjoy the entire female form in all its tasteful differences and sizes. Tits, ass, hips, legs, midriffs, armpits, hands, it doesn't matter.

you dont even like clay?

It gets in your nails and sticks to your skin. Clay is gay.

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clay is the earths vagina and you know it, it cant be gay

70%+ or you're gay

The earth's vagina is quicksand.
I don't know if you ever stuck your dick in it but if it's smooth enough (if it's too grainy it'll tear the shit out of your skin) pulling out rapidly feels good.

maybe the earth has a bunch of vaginas. the ocean would be an alright metaphorical vagina since its the spring of life.

Op quit with this Nigger tier bullshit.
Also one appreciates the fucking curves you filthy barbarian!

Halle-fucking-jueah!
Someone finally gets its!

So she finally has her skin? Fuck and to think I was going to be able to save up my cash.

T H I C C E R

For real, that's one of the most Hank Hill asses I've seen in a while.

Can we rank games in a series by ass? Besides Tony Hawk.

Chocolate, Caramel, resistors, soil

Coffee and tobacco/cigars (for some people), some nice wooden texture, whiskey, coconuts, etc…
Are we in kindergarten now or something?

smoking cigars are for people who like nigger cock in their mouth

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We get it, you vape.

You know who's related to Warframe and has absolutely zero tits and zero ass?

Nezha has better hips then her and his a male frame.

kotor and mass effect 3 have the best asses in vidya

smoking is for people brainwashed by kikes, vaping is for flamboyant homosexuals

The vikings smoked cigars, dumbass.

Is she Jewish by any chance?

Hmm

the vikings loved mudslime cock

Not as much as you do.

i see i hit a sore spot, maybe you should calm down and have a smoke :^)

This thread is going places.
I'd like to help but I have nothing noteworthy to write or ask about warframe.

the vikings cooked and ate penises. being culinary pioneers, one day they tried stuffing their favorite food (dick) full of dried leaves while cooking it and the rest is history

You have no idea what you're talking about, cocksmokers.

but you're the one who likes to suck on a burning stick

get wanged

Is there any porn like this?

shouldn't you be smoking right now?

This thread is shit, here's a picture of my dog.

You are part of the problem.

it is a cute dog 8/10 would pet

my nigger

my nigger


my nigger. titania noble and octavia agile are also great stances

Nice dog. Check this one out.

Kind of?
I'm so sorry about posting this artist.

*Blocks ur path*

So since they're adding a new prime which items are they going to remove?

why? wanna jump on that vaulted farming so you can jew others way down the line?
i would also like to know so i can do the same

Saryn Prime, Nikana Prime, and Spira Prime are being vaulted.

fuck off reddit.