Lewd and Juvenile Games for Immature Giggles

What are some of the most lewd, most immature games you could think of? Ridiculous boobage, unnecessary nudity, poop, anything that a 12-year old would want in a game.

Some good examples:

-Skryim/Oblivion have plenty of mods ranging from busty bodies and skimpy armors to full-on sex mods and horse genitals.

-HentaiDoom is a doom mod with sexy demons and actual fucking, while still managing to be an FPS game.

-Dead Or Alive Beach Volleyball is a perfect example of what I'm looking for; technically a volleyball game but it's obviously just an excuse for showing as much bare skin as possible.

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archive.is/llBlw
archive.is/TLCTa
archive.is/3AhaJ
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=965950268
xhamster.com/videos/die-erotische-zeichentrickparade-1-komplett-cartonsex-371439
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Gay.

They better have mustache physics.

>he's not releasing it

The Shantae games. Everything fucking jiggles.

Oh, to actually contribute to the thread, if you can find a not-updated version of Skullgirls somewhere, and can stand discount mahvel, that's the game for you.

>>>/polygon/
>>>/kotaku/
>>>/neogaf/

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Anything made by Gearbox

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t. juvenile youngster rascal prankster

Fuck off.

you don't belong here

I specifically included juvenile in the opening post to also include things that are _not_ sexy. In Duke Nukem Forever you can play with poop. In Postal 2 & 3 you can piss on people. Those things are not sexy, they're just funny.

not who you're replying to but why do you want to know? Looking to buy a game for an under age family member for Christmas? Writing a paper on how awful games are? I mean nigga just go google this shit, why do you need to come here to ask us?

>Lewd and juvenile games…
go back to writting your polygon article, pole-smoker.

I'm getting a hitbox deja Vu. Didn't someone ask yesterday for games that look childish and innocent yet seems like the artists were perverts? Feels like someone is trying to pull posts so they can make an article about CHILDISH HORNY WHITE MEN PLAY THESE GAMES.

So they're all male then?

Life is Strange.

Then why did you only include examples of lewd games? Either you're an idiot who doesn't think about what they post, or you're a NeoFAG trying to backpeddle after getting called out on your sex negative bullshit.

I just enjoy obscene humor. I'm 35 years old, but I'm never too old to enjoy stuff like this. Things like adding genitals to Dwarf Fortress makes it more fun whenever a dwarf gets hit below the belt, and games like Skyrim are just all-around more appealing with eyecandy walking around.


I'd like stuff like this too. I haven't actually played Animal Crossing, but I've tried to make a sexy game similar to that with Unity myself. Pic related, although I switched the model to a pony because it seemed more likely to find interested co-operators by promising a pony sandbox.

In design, I mean. They're all female.

journalist don't come to Holla Forums, they stay in resetera/neogaf. the world with no names is far too scary for them.

Project Rub/ Feel The Magix XX/XY at least until your loved one dies in your arms and then it proceeds to give one of the most heartfelt comments I've seen in a vidya

try boku no pico sound right up your ally.

does the adverb 'corpulent' mean anything to you? name-wise.

Because there aren't many otherwise obscene games around. Muddy Heights is about shitting on people from a rooftop, but that's all you do in it rather than something along the main game.


Nice try, but former roommate used to talk about that.

Y'all git now, fagaloon. We don't take kindly to y'all type of folk 'round these parts.

>he's not releasing it
>yet he let everyone know he's doing it, the absolute madman
For what purpose.

juvenile, not jewish

your Jewish fetishes do not deserve to be accomodated

Come home, Jewish man.

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>>>/reddit/

Did you just assume their genders?

Kingdom Under Fire for original xbox. Couldn't find bigger pictures of FOOKING ELFS.

objectively false!

That is pre-2000 Rare, doesn't count. I appreciate that you posted it however.

Is the tip of your nose more pronounced than the rest of it, perhaps in a "hook-like" fashion?

still false
archive.is/llBlw

God bless Kenichiro Takaki.

Which is the best DoA game?
I'd play Honey Select or something like that, but fuck getting those things set up.

This is you OP.

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You have to be 18 to post here

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That tf2 killer no one gave a shit about.

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How the fuck are boobies and sex immature.

Check em

So apparently that guy has never seen a lesbian.

It's almost like the main demographic is for teenage boys or something, but no it's because they want to virtue signal about their sexuality.

Hi Patrick Klepek!

Source of that pic?

Mare Holic

Got you covered fam.

Tonnosuke Katase Kachou wa Mazo doRei Chief Katase, the Masochistic Slave

Thanks, user.

ewww yucky ewwww its 2017 like seriously stop being such a misogynsy caveman pigs, like seriously, ughhhhh

You're welcome. Just remember to pass it along if you ever know the source of what someone else asks.

I hope people can appreciate the irony in this hobby being completely subverted by hipster fucks that keep spouting off "video games are ART now because they're not just for children any more!" while simultaneously acting like children afraid of seeing a lady with big tits and crying that the game is too hard.

Good stuff user. "Spoonfeeding" is a cancerous /a/ meme, a real user delivers.

It isn't spoonfeeding if they actually put in the effort to find something and come up empty or the source is extremely difficult, if not impossible to find. spoonfeeding is giving them a source to something when all they have to do is click the little buttons next to the file info or google an obvious signature or title, but are too goddamn retarded to do so.

Pretty much this. Spoonfeeding breeds retards. Redditors hate spoon feeding because they're used to it and shriek at being told to figure shit out themselves

You're not even getting a (you). Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

t. Masturbation addicted virgin gaymer

It was pretty clear. The game even says the building is for watching erotic videos.

What game?

Yakuza 0

Now I know which game with 3DPD shit to avoid.

Still, thanks…I asked because I don't have any reference point to go on. If there were anything to go on, I can look it up on nhentai or something.

Literally half the weebshit on Vita.


Why did you not post Conker instead?


Or on 3DS, boobs pop out. But Shantae is pretty restrained for the most part.

Fuck off to wherever you're from if you think that's what spoonfeeding means. Don't act like you're above anyone for insinuating that spoonfeeding is something polite or a kind act when you breed laziness, Faggots like you need to be banned for being so transparently new.

There's a difference between asking for a source of an image crop and the source of a full page/illustration. One is a reasonable inquiry, the other is dulling and spam.

The 3dpd is only bonus content you get when you collect the cards. Yakuza 0 is fucking amazing.

If you seriously don't think that poop jokes, pissing on people and gigantic knockers in games isn't juvenile then you got some thick wool pulled over your eyes. Hell I can laugh at a poop joke and enjoy oversized titties but I'm not gonna sit here and argue that it isn't a little silly.

Leisure Suit Larry

Not any more it's not.

dubs

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OP I applaud you for, seemingly unintentionally, triggering the fuck out of these niggers.

Is this the road that most American men are going down? I remember I once told my roomate that I wanted to go to hooters since they had good food and he replied that it would be creepy. I went to hooters when I was 8 and yet this dude at the age of 25 is so cucked he can't oogle at some women every once an awhile.

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Fucking soyboys.
I go to Hooters on my own and i don't give a fuck.
You should have kick that roommate out for being a spineless pussy.

That picture makes me feel sad because I know Christian boys who are like this. Seeing some one so old still have childhood innocence is rare and I can't actually hate it for some reason.

Where I live there's little to no gays. I don't get what he's complaining about.

Bull shit. This guy probably masturbates to the weirdest fetish porn imagineable. He is just doing this to virtue signal how mature he is and how much he "respects women".

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that sounds boring

maybe he already has a waifu, user?

user, if you wanted to make a successful thread, all you had to do was post anime titties. That bait is just unnecessary.

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I understand they are part of the attraction but is the food at least good and not insipid crap like Burger King? There's no Hooters here.

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Xeno fags are the worst. Almost as bad as furries, because they believe they've obtained hipster status.

I'd rather go get burger king, then go to a strip club than go to hooters. The food sucks, the tits are padded, they don't even get naked.

neat

also is that a yakuza [current number]? i only played PS2 one

Yakuza 0 serves as a prequel to the first game. It was released both on PS3 and PS4 although only the PS4 version made it overseas unlike Persona 5.

*Gods

I'm glad someone said it and not me.
Asking for sauce for crops is one thing but for a full page is heretical.

It seemed to me that he covered his eyes as a joke, or am I completely wrong and still have too much hope in people?

Jesus fucking christ you faggots, he wasn't trying to offend you, he was trying to describe a type of game that involves lots of boobs and/or stupid humour for no reason other to be fun. You're only proving us that you are juvenile by being offended at such a stupid fucking thing.

As for your question OP, play the old Shadow Warrior.

I get your crude humor argument, but sex and T&N are pretty much solely reserved for a more adult audience. The only people who believe otherwise are prudish feminist game journos and impotent soyboys.

*T&A
This is what i get for not sleeping.

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Even people who like crude humor and sex often describe them as juvenile. It's a figure of speech. At the same time while you argue against using "juvenile" as a word to describe it you still call the humour "crude" which is a negative adjective in itself.

To be honest I really fucking hate the whole distinction between adult media and media for children that people seem to believe in. I hate the idea that you cannot like juvenile stuff or even stuff made for children if you are an adult. It always seemed to me that it's a made-up distinction so that people can pretend that they are adult by liking "adult" stuff, without actually growing as people to act like adults.

"Juvenile" is simply an epithet that exists to denigrate the interests of people like ourselves while "adult" (mature/complex/etc.) is used to advertise what Chaim wants to be trendy with the hope of luring insecure adolescents.

So, let me get this straight, us enjoying good looking women like men have been doing since time before history is juvenile, but masturbating to fat sacks of lard, dickless abominations pretending to be women and niggers fucking your wife in front of you is mature and intellectual?

Depends on the area. I knew a place down in Missouri that had fantastic wings.

This. Just because something has sexual elements in it doesn't necessarily make it mature, and the stories kids come up with could easily put Benny Hill to shame. There's a big difference between "her bikini top barely covered her melons" and "she slipped and her clothes fell off and everybody started masturbating".

A Skyrim mod that removes underwear from unclothed npc's is adult, a mod that just adds a static erect penis on every character is juvenile.

Is there really a better way to describe piss and shit jokes though? Those are more what I think he means by "crude". And I'd definitely describe those who get a genuine chuckle from that type of humor as "juvenile". But I think what people take issue with is OP includes "lewd" in his search for "immature" games.
So, what you're saying is that softcore porn is perfectly okay for a child to consume as they would, say, Spongebob? And you don't think that parents sharing this belief isn't to blame for what is talking about with kids having dirtier minds than many adults?


I'd argue the contrary, sexual puns and innuendo usually fly over children's heads until they get at least close to puberty (12-14) unless, as I mentioned above, they have shit parents that sit their toddler in front of Highschool of the Dead or some shit because it's animated.
I'm not sure we're talking about the same "kids", I'm pretty sure a 9 or 10 year old wouldn't be able to grasp a joke about sex or masturbation.
I agree, but I would still say neither are appropriate for children.

>archive.is/llBlw
That really doesn't say anything. Of course Senran Kagura exists on the switch in japan, what matters is how picked apart the US version will be.

No, you completely missunderstood me. Although I do not believe that children media should be completely devoid of sexuality and I'm against censoring things like Sailor Moon for example. Children media are supposed to help the developement of the child by introducing them to the morals and ideas of the adult world in a soft fashion, that includes both the darker aspects of the world (violence in children media is okay as long as it's not overbearing) as well as sexuality (by which I do not mean that children's cartoons should have pornographic or erotic content but that I disagree with the moral outrage over female characters in those series being attractive and sexy as well as censoring some of the media like mentioned Sailor Moon) What I mean is that I hate the idea that people think that an adult enjoying children's media, or just more juvenile media as a sign of not being an adult. I hate the idea that people judge adults not by their actons but by what type of media they consume and how they act on superficial level. This is one of the symptoms of the incredibly hurtful idea that adulthood is some kind of state that one just accomplishes with time and not an unreachable ideal that we can get only closer to by trying to improve ourselves, which in turn leads to people thinking that they are already adult when they are not, hiding behind a superficial veil of what is considered to be adult instead of actually trying to be adults. That's how we get people like Piers Morgan.
He meant a game that is completely fine with throwing out immature lewd jokes, that still can be considered juvenile.

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That's a freaking good quote. Would it be inappropriate for me to ask for sauce?

Look at how hard weebs demonize 4kids for taking the blood and booze and cleavage out of One Piece. That’s the kind of thing you are advocating for, treating kids like retards that don’t understand that Tobacco and Alcohol and blood and death exist.

Is this your first day on the internet? I shouldn't have to spoonfeed you as to why finding the source to this is piss easy.

He only covered his eyes to seem like a good goy to his viewers. I guarantee you that he would have had no problem watching the woman if he was playing this alone.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. People don't seem to realize that Oblivion had a giant fucking jap attraction in its hayday which lead to a shitload of content that set the framework for Skyrim and onward. Everything in pic related is true and outdated because now there's even more shit to play with. Also
Maybe one day.

When I was ten years old, we came up with an idea that you could have sex with two girls at once by sticking your dick in ones pussy so it comes out of her butt and goes into the pussy of another girl. This is not something adults would come up with.

Also, my friend edited the knife sprite from Wolfenstein3d into a dick, I drew nipples (and misplaced vaginas) on women in magazines, and everyone at the time thought "wanking" and "fucking" meant the same thing. That stuff had nothing to do with sexual maturity, and everything to do with naughty adult stuff being forbidden. No shit adults don't want their children to watch inappropriate entertainment, but you can bet your ass the kids would want to see it even more just because of that!

Oh, and here's a song we came up with during that time, which got some of us in trouble when we got caught singing it:


translation:


Now that's the stuff I'm looking for! I always play Bethesda games through once "as intended" and the second time as a hodgepodge of all the funniest mods I can find. Pic related.

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OP, if you really want a treat go look up Genital Jousting

user, you vastly underestimate furries

The inverse is also true though, as you stated in your mod example.
The simple fact of the matter is that "lewd" and "juvenile" are two different concepts, and linking them together the way OP did is retarded.

No, it's true. And there are still nu-males that demote it for that.

lmfao, like pottery

I remember seeing some clip from an anime where a girl said she would feel more comfortable with a guy who snuck in peaks at her and was a closeted pervert rather than someone who claims to be a white knight who respects women, like this "Klepek" faggot. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, help me out.


Alexis De Tocqueville, a French Philosopher most known for his observations of America during his trip there. These quotes in particular come from one of his most notable books, Democracy in America.

What a retard.
Half the time the best thing about a Jap game are the fucking girls.


Granted, VC is an exception because the gameplay is fantastic, but the point stands.

It's been a dream of mine to make such a wad. I just need the time to painstakingly edit all those sprites.

I would really like to agree with you, i want more boobs in Nintendo games. I don't really see the nu-males complains about this as indicative of anything, i would rather see the amount of uncensored boob games as the true result of where they stand, or a proper release of a game to show they were just saving face. Senran Kagura was a good enough boob game under Nintendo, untill they told them to tone it down archive.is/TLCTa

it already exists. hdoom

I see, I was misunderstanding you, and I completely agree.


I'm not advocating for the censorship of anything, I'm just saying that kids shouldn't be openly exposed to lewd shit and like the user I quoted above said, there are soft ways of bringing up death, sex, and what have you in a kids show. The 4kids version of anything makes needless changes solely to censor, something I cannot stand. I'm of the belief that if they need to censor something for kids to watch it, maybe kids shouldn't be watching it.

I personally dislike the style of Hdoom greatly. I did find a wad that kept the design of the original monsters almost unchanged but it merely added on-model dicks on every monster, which is kinda gay.

Also, you shouldn't be able to watch porn until you're 18 or buy condoms.

Old outdated information archive.is/3AhaJ

I grew up like that, and it's not healthy. It's still my first reflex to avert my eyes from anything sexual, especially in public.
You should hate it. Is it because you value innocence as a symbol of purity? Past a certain age, innocence can only be weakness, and there's no place for it in fully developed adult men.

To be fair, that article is less Nintendo and more how shit journos are. More or less the DoA: XBV3 incident. Even allowing waifu bait in current year by Nintendo and the sex appeal of the characters unchanged is a step in the right direction.

Chances are without knowing Klepek is not a Christian, much less a Christian boy.

Curiosity is natural, and of course if they really want to see it they'll find it on their own, I'm just saying that shoving it in their faces as early as possible is far worse. Let the kids question that shit on their own, don't throw it in their face.

Taboo makes people desire it more.

I haven't played Xenosaga and don't remember Xenogears well, but didn't Fei and Elly legit canonically bang? I know for sure that in Xenoblade Chronicles 1, all the party members strip to beach shorts and bikinis if you unequip clothing, it even being strategically viable for Dunban?

I'd like to say I don't understand these fuckers, but that'd be lying. I can understand people who hate on tits because they prefer asses. This is true for SJWs, but the way they like and prefer ass is completely different from how user, Joe Normalfag, Tyrone, and Chad Thunkercock like asses. All of the above except for Sullivan Soy like womens' asses, and maybe with the further exception of Tyrone, asses that're shaped and sized well. SJWs however do not like asses for their looks or any biological strengths, they like asses in the same way baboons do, because they're simply asses. In other words, the gayest and most plebian way to like asses ever. Even the straightest male SJW just has to make things sound gay the way he likes things.

(Checked)
Hitler dubs say you're spot-on

Also cool fact about Elder Scrolls. The higher your armor rating the worse your effective magic is. So if you go mage you actually have an excuse to dress lewd.

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I prefer round butts tbh. Big tits sag over time and get in the way of close hugs

Uh… I've seen porno videos where a girl with a physical deformity causing a fissure between her vaginal wall and colon enabled that exact scenario. They ended up having to give the guy something to keep him from going fully erect and inflexible, then they snaked it in her butt, out of her vagina, while another girl tried to blow him as the tip poked out of the vagina.

Wish I still had the video, but it was a LONG time ago. Before streaming video was a thing, and I can't really rule out whether or not it was a fake. I got it from the same site as a video of a bald guy sticking his entire head up a woman's vagina - right to the shoulders, which had to be a fake itself, but looked halfway convincing if you don't think too much about bone structure.

Anyone got a link to anal/vaginal fissure girl? Here's the other one I described with the head up the vagoo.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=965950268

I think that entire first paragraph may be the most disgusting thing I've read here all week.

Also I believe that bald guy shit. If the women had more than 4 kids that's absolutely possible.

The food is not fast food otherwise it would be too fast, it's the same level as a regular sports-theme restaurant, and since there's TVs everywhere displaying sports, it's like a sport restaurant but the waitress bends over a whole lot more.

Shoo Shoo Russiaboo

Is this a bad joke or something?

Кто-то злой

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You can thank rigid engines and lack of modding tools for that more than a bunch of soygoyim.

it's patrick klepek. It was no joke.

You're retarded. Sure kids shouldn't be going and having sex under 18 but do not prevent them from using protection at least. Having protection should always be encouraged, you don't want shit spreading and ruining other people's lives.

No, that was exactly my point, but I guess I didn't get it across properly.

Jesus Christ, ok… let's compromise. You get to keep condoms out of the hands of people under 18, and in return - we get to set up a system like a reverse Logan's Run/Battle Royale where only the most talented, resourceful, and motivated kids get to live past the age of 18.

That's fair right? It's too late for us now, but it'd help solve the "Millennial Problem" going forward at least.

>tfw been buying them in public bathroom vendors since 22
I'll fuckoff. Just had to blog post this stupid achievement.

I have a hard time detecting sarcasm in voice, even more in written text.

It would be easier to just purge half of modern academics laws instated like no child left behind.

Google Poe's law.

They don't need protection if they won't have sex, you silly goose.
That's what some people actually believe

Yeah I know, it's the reason why everything is shit at the moment.

I think the word "meme" did a better job of that tbh.

Please don't conflate gays with soyboys. The game has plenty of Gladio's abs and butt to keep us gays happy anyway, so I don't even know what this faggot is complaining about.

Sarcasm is about context. The whole point is to word someone else's views in a way that demonstrates how absurd they are.

Sarcasm can also have degrees of subtlety. Nuances in the voice have a way of acknowledging this subtlety better than written text.

If you're relying on those nuances to indicate sarcasm then you're failing at it though. Since then you're just repeating views that aren't your own instead of actually criticising them.

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Like there is a difference at this point

Maybe if you're turned on by shit artwork produced by other underaged faggots you could consider anything in HDoom "sexy".

Is this dickception? WTF?

Someone's assblasted

It's also a shitty FPS, broken up by what is effectively the fatality system from Brutal Doom.

That is one of the shittiest weapons I've ever seen. What the fuck were they thinking?

got any source of the left side of the pic, jewgle search sucks ass
sage for offtopic

Well if you're relying on hints of sarcasm you better do a good job at delivery is more what you're probably trying to say. Subtle Sarcasm can be pretty effective if done right. Especially if you're good at delivering dry humor.

It was from some magazine I think

here's the original

I really like games with lewd. Not full on porn games, but enough lewd to get you red in the face and your heart pumping. It's a really nice feeling.

Why?

I wouldn't know. I'm too mature and developed to be attracted to women in a sexual way and think about sex or know about any of such games.

I'm Mormon and growing up, I rarely got to see porn. The first time I recall seeing a vagina properly was in my parent's bathroom when I found an instructional paper on how to insert tampons and fapped to that.

checked and kek'd

Yes, right before they thought they were going on a suicide mission to kill the jewish god.

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Me too. I like lewd stuff even while not fapping, because it's just fun and pretty in general. Do you think we could still get some actual game suggestions in this thread or is it doomed because of offensive wording in the OP?

does poop on a stick give random diseases to enemies?

God damn it Arale.

Hahahaha I've never seen this. What incredible asshurt.

>>>/suicide/

*sigh* did you even read the thread? Lewd doesn't automatically mean immature, but it doesn't automatically mean mature either.

Here, have a look at Die Erotische Zeichentrickparade and tell me if this seems mature to you: xhamster.com/videos/die-erotische-zeichentrickparade-1-komplett-cartonsex-371439

I would cry for this guy, but real men don't.

Even Sonicfags like me laugh at him!

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Juvenile behavior isn't limited just because it's porn. If you faggots believe this then you have obviously never spent a day actually interacting with peers back in middle school.

When I was 9 I would of
I was raped as a child hence how I would know

And they all splooged at the same time and the force of splooge threw her against a horses butt. And then the horse pooped in her mouth so she shouted "Fuck you homo horse!" and punched it in the balls so the horse turned gay and went to stick its dick in the butt of another horse.

Bonetown is made for this thread. You use drugs for buffs, have sex to restore your health, do quests to make your testicles bigger and fight with hippies and jewish rednecks in places like Missionary Beach and Firmwood Forest. It's not a good game, but it is as full of crude humor as humanely possible.

Does he worship the soybean?

Seems a new ad has been circulating around this board, if not the site entirely, that fits into this thread.

Go suck a dick OP and get the fuck off my board.

I'm all up for raunchy dude bro video games about smoking weed and fucking sluts. But Bonetown is barely unplayable.

You can't make a game/movie/book/any piece of media based on a joke alone. It's like those echii anime that have absolute nothing interesting about it outside the boobs.

You forgot to list gratuitous gore, pointless violence and excessive edgefaggotry.

user, OP is a newfag and probably a goon.
I heard a bunch of cuckchan faggots got banned during the awards and so flooded here.

Also
Seriously, fucking off yourself.

Eh, there are worse threads in the catalog right now. And everybody was a newfag once.

She's cute

She's got suckable eyes

She looks like she has autism.

She looks like she is plastic.

Mortal Kombat

Made by the founder of Iguana Entertainment and Retro Studies. Really makes you think, huh?

photoshop and plastic surgery tbh

She looks, she gooks, but can she cooks?

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He looks like Dorito Pope.

One of the girls who showed her tits for this game was proven to be underage.

Yea but it was that "barely 18" underage. Either way the game existing is more interesting than the game itself.

Of course he can't embed retard, it doesn't work when you post images as well.

I never tire of seeing this clip. The ass-pain is simply palpable.

She was 17 and the game was pulled from store shelves after her age was discovered as it was officially/legally cp.

I fucking hate that type of hairdo, it only meant that just about any game or medium sporting that style as part of character design reeks of faint sjw feminist/libtard influence at the very least, whenever i see it in some game it's always at a default 'no thanks not playing that shit' mode by instinct.

Shit I meant 14 yr olds. fucking typo

literally everyone i know who goes to hooters is a fucking mouth breathing creep, and i want nothing to do with it. if i need to go look at tits im not allowed to touch ill go to the pool or go all the way and hit up the strip club.

based on my experience having my little league coach taking us to hooters to celebrate our single win no, its the same or worse than burger king. never got food their again.

probably not even making it, instead he's photoshoppin images and shit

How much soy must one consume?

Both should die.

What the hell is going on in that picture?

also
kek

Heresy!

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No-no, hold the fucking phone. I know those titties. That's a screenshot from a french RPG that came out in the late nineties. Every now and then I remember the articles reviewing it but can't remember the fucking name.

It starts with the protagonist getting mortally poisoned by an assassin and he spends the game seeking an antidote.

What the fuck is this game called?! Its driving me nuts.

Wait, i'm a retard, its Dark Earth.

You sure are, user.

i have an account on that one, dialogue/situations are funny but i wish it had more "game" on it, it's basically a huge slideshow

I haven't played the game but this part interests me, care to elaborate, please?

Thanks for the lewds thread, but kill yourself now. Kill your friends on the way out too if you are a gamejourno.

That faggot hates himself so much

Why the fuck do people even complain about that? That's like saying that a murder mystery is in your face with the theme of murder. This says absolutely fucking nothing about the game or story's quality, you're describing a trope and you don't even mention whether it fits into a game or not or whether it's well done or not. It's a goddamned trope, you cannot judge the quality of a thing based on what trope it uses only how well it integrates them into the story.

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Bump, what are you gonna do about it nigger?

Thank you

i know isn't it silly!?

Anime poster still butt mad

There’s something extremely sexy about her.

nothing go on and continue contributing to the downfall of this board. The neofag raid was a mistake.

I am going to fuck your mother and your wife fagboy.

I think I've seen that wad, was it poorly done as well?
If the answer is no, then I'm thinking of a different wad and request you post what you're talking about.

I'm pretty sure rabbits have six nipples, sounds hawt doesn't it?

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What a pussy

more likely the star of Moloch.

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garbage oc

It's just for show and you know it.

Way to cry wolf like a complete fucking faggot making it into a buzzword with no weight.
Bump.

Just fucking nuke the West already.

I was beginning to think I was the only person here who knew that image is largely directed at Oblivion's lewd mod potential. That all in one hongfire mod list is quiet the experience, there's just nothing that comes close to the fear of having your waifu raped before she even escapes the tutorial sewer.

This is why the Jews fear the Samurai.

is there a name and a trnaslation for the middle game?

This fucking goon thread is still up?

Would you trust a CY+2 17-year-old to be responsible with her body?

the soy rots their brains as well as their balls

what was it called faggot

if skyrim game code leaked, modders would be able to make a good game out of it, and you know it.
openmorrowind can't come fast enough

They could but they won't. For three reasons.
>they will return the disc with the source code

I hope he had fun at Blizzcon

This is how I know you've never actually been to Hooters.

Depends on the Hooters. I've been to a few with some decent food. Others don't give a fuck though and serve garbage.

Says you. I grew up like that too, and it's a-ok, 25, drug free, no STD's, no child support, no alimony, friggin rich compared to nearly everyone my age I know. Quit buying into the "muh dick is all that matters" propaganda.

This place is run by goons apparently and Holla Forums naturally bent over and took them in. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Holla Forums should drop all pretenses and just go full neofag already.

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Did this Ur-Cuck break into tears and piss himself after pressing L3+R3 in Nier:Automata?

whats even more amusing is that FFXV is literally fujoshit bait the game. EVEN CINDY panders to a certain sub-demographic of fujoshits.

Regardless, I hope this fuckin soyboy offs himself someday sooner or later; he sounds absolutely insufferable.

Degenerate video games (((journalist))) detected.
Proceeding with Anti-Normalfag Protocol #017.

Sad.

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