What are some of the most lewd, most immature games you could think of? Ridiculous boobage, unnecessary nudity, poop, anything that a 12-year old would want in a game.
Some good examples:
-Skryim/Oblivion have plenty of mods ranging from busty bodies and skimpy armors to full-on sex mods and horse genitals.
-HentaiDoom is a doom mod with sexy demons and actual fucking, while still managing to be an FPS game.
-Dead Or Alive Beach Volleyball is a perfect example of what I'm looking for; technically a volleyball game but it's obviously just an excuse for showing as much bare skin as possible.
Oh, to actually contribute to the thread, if you can find a not-updated version of Skullgirls somewhere, and can stand discount mahvel, that's the game for you.
Evan Bennett
>>>/polygon/ >>>/kotaku/ >>>/neogaf/
Jeremiah Fisher
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Austin Fisher
Anything made by Gearbox
Adam Howard
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Eli Bennett
t. juvenile youngster rascal prankster
Joshua Lopez
Fuck off.
Aiden Fisher
you don't belong here
Benjamin Reyes
I specifically included juvenile in the opening post to also include things that are _not_ sexy. In Duke Nukem Forever you can play with poop. In Postal 2 & 3 you can piss on people. Those things are not sexy, they're just funny.
Robert Richardson
not who you're replying to but why do you want to know? Looking to buy a game for an under age family member for Christmas? Writing a paper on how awful games are? I mean nigga just go google this shit, why do you need to come here to ask us?
Easton Adams
>Lewd and juvenile games… go back to writting your polygon article, pole-smoker.
Gavin Foster
I'm getting a hitbox deja Vu. Didn't someone ask yesterday for games that look childish and innocent yet seems like the artists were perverts? Feels like someone is trying to pull posts so they can make an article about CHILDISH HORNY WHITE MEN PLAY THESE GAMES.
Connor Powell
So they're all male then?
Caleb King
Life is Strange.
Ian James
Then why did you only include examples of lewd games? Either you're an idiot who doesn't think about what they post, or you're a NeoFAG trying to backpeddle after getting called out on your sex negative bullshit.
Aaron Martinez
I just enjoy obscene humor. I'm 35 years old, but I'm never too old to enjoy stuff like this. Things like adding genitals to Dwarf Fortress makes it more fun whenever a dwarf gets hit below the belt, and games like Skyrim are just all-around more appealing with eyecandy walking around.
I'd like stuff like this too. I haven't actually played Animal Crossing, but I've tried to make a sexy game similar to that with Unity myself. Pic related, although I switched the model to a pony because it seemed more likely to find interested co-operators by promising a pony sandbox.
Hudson Edwards
In design, I mean. They're all female.
Noah Martinez
journalist don't come to Holla Forums, they stay in resetera/neogaf. the world with no names is far too scary for them.
Jacob Young
Project Rub/ Feel The Magix XX/XY at least until your loved one dies in your arms and then it proceeds to give one of the most heartfelt comments I've seen in a vidya
Cameron Diaz
try boku no pico sound right up your ally.
Zachary Wood
does the adverb 'corpulent' mean anything to you? name-wise.
Asher Brown
Because there aren't many otherwise obscene games around. Muddy Heights is about shitting on people from a rooftop, but that's all you do in it rather than something along the main game.
Nice try, but former roommate used to talk about that.
Ryder Brooks
Y'all git now, fagaloon. We don't take kindly to y'all type of folk 'round these parts.
Camden Howard
>he's not releasing it >yet he let everyone know he's doing it, the absolute madman For what purpose.
William Anderson
juvenile, not jewish
Jaxon Hernandez
your Jewish fetishes do not deserve to be accomodated
Mason Gutierrez
Come home, Jewish man.
Anthony Butler
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Luis Lopez
>>>/reddit/
Charles Watson
Did you just assume their genders?
Jacob Morales
Kingdom Under Fire for original xbox. Couldn't find bigger pictures of FOOKING ELFS.
Nathaniel Stewart
objectively false!
Andrew Sanchez
That is pre-2000 Rare, doesn't count. I appreciate that you posted it however.
Jaxon Sanchez
Is the tip of your nose more pronounced than the rest of it, perhaps in a "hook-like" fashion?
Which is the best DoA game? I'd play Honey Select or something like that, but fuck getting those things set up.
Julian Lopez
This is you OP.
Carter King
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Dylan Thomas
You have to be 18 to post here
Christian Jones
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Isaac Parker
That tf2 killer no one gave a shit about.
Owen Hernandez
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Liam Thomas
How the fuck are boobies and sex immature.
Blake Nguyen
Check em
Luke Fisher
So apparently that guy has never seen a lesbian.
Jason Sullivan
It's almost like the main demographic is for teenage boys or something, but no it's because they want to virtue signal about their sexuality.
Julian Murphy
Hi Patrick Klepek!
Kevin Flores
Source of that pic?
Ethan Perez
Mare Holic
Alexander Hughes
Got you covered fam.
Tonnosuke Katase Kachou wa Mazo doRei Chief Katase, the Masochistic Slave
Noah Thomas
Thanks, user.
Josiah Morales
ewww yucky ewwww its 2017 like seriously stop being such a misogynsy caveman pigs, like seriously, ughhhhh
Aiden Wilson
You're welcome. Just remember to pass it along if you ever know the source of what someone else asks.
Brody Robinson
I hope people can appreciate the irony in this hobby being completely subverted by hipster fucks that keep spouting off "video games are ART now because they're not just for children any more!" while simultaneously acting like children afraid of seeing a lady with big tits and crying that the game is too hard.
Thomas Price
Good stuff user. "Spoonfeeding" is a cancerous /a/ meme, a real user delivers.
Tyler Mitchell
It isn't spoonfeeding if they actually put in the effort to find something and come up empty or the source is extremely difficult, if not impossible to find. spoonfeeding is giving them a source to something when all they have to do is click the little buttons next to the file info or google an obvious signature or title, but are too goddamn retarded to do so.
Grayson Brooks
Pretty much this. Spoonfeeding breeds retards. Redditors hate spoon feeding because they're used to it and shriek at being told to figure shit out themselves
Isaac Carter
You're not even getting a (you). Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
Brayden Sanchez
t. Masturbation addicted virgin gaymer
Austin Kelly
It was pretty clear. The game even says the building is for watching erotic videos.
Jaxon Gonzalez
What game?
Ethan Murphy
Yakuza 0
Ian Allen
Now I know which game with 3DPD shit to avoid.
Jacob Clark
Still, thanks…I asked because I don't have any reference point to go on. If there were anything to go on, I can look it up on nhentai or something.
Christian Sanders
Literally half the weebshit on Vita.
Why did you not post Conker instead?
Or on 3DS, boobs pop out. But Shantae is pretty restrained for the most part.
Alexander Bennett
Fuck off to wherever you're from if you think that's what spoonfeeding means. Don't act like you're above anyone for insinuating that spoonfeeding is something polite or a kind act when you breed laziness, Faggots like you need to be banned for being so transparently new.
There's a difference between asking for a source of an image crop and the source of a full page/illustration. One is a reasonable inquiry, the other is dulling and spam.
Noah Cook
The 3dpd is only bonus content you get when you collect the cards. Yakuza 0 is fucking amazing.
Levi Jenkins
If you seriously don't think that poop jokes, pissing on people and gigantic knockers in games isn't juvenile then you got some thick wool pulled over your eyes. Hell I can laugh at a poop joke and enjoy oversized titties but I'm not gonna sit here and argue that it isn't a little silly.
Jordan Edwards
Leisure Suit Larry
Sebastian Butler
Not any more it's not.
Austin Young
dubs
Jonathan Anderson
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Nolan Fisher
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Christopher Morgan
OP I applaud you for, seemingly unintentionally, triggering the fuck out of these niggers.
Jose Gomez
Is this the road that most American men are going down? I remember I once told my roomate that I wanted to go to hooters since they had good food and he replied that it would be creepy. I went to hooters when I was 8 and yet this dude at the age of 25 is so cucked he can't oogle at some women every once an awhile.
Benjamin Lewis
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Jason Perry
Fucking soyboys. I go to Hooters on my own and i don't give a fuck. You should have kick that roommate out for being a spineless pussy.
Dominic Thompson
That picture makes me feel sad because I know Christian boys who are like this. Seeing some one so old still have childhood innocence is rare and I can't actually hate it for some reason.
Gavin Rivera
Where I live there's little to no gays. I don't get what he's complaining about.
David Butler
Bull shit. This guy probably masturbates to the weirdest fetish porn imagineable. He is just doing this to virtue signal how mature he is and how much he "respects women".
Christopher Smith
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Brody Brown
that sounds boring
maybe he already has a waifu, user?
Colton Hughes
user, if you wanted to make a successful thread, all you had to do was post anime titties. That bait is just unnecessary.
Jordan Phillips
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Isaiah Cook
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Ryder Baker
I understand they are part of the attraction but is the food at least good and not insipid crap like Burger King? There's no Hooters here.
Anthony Hall
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Bentley Rodriguez
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Christopher Jones
Xeno fags are the worst. Almost as bad as furries, because they believe they've obtained hipster status.
Charles Russell
I'd rather go get burger king, then go to a strip club than go to hooters. The food sucks, the tits are padded, they don't even get naked.
James Collins
neat
also is that a yakuza [current number]? i only played PS2 one
Daniel White
Yakuza 0 serves as a prequel to the first game. It was released both on PS3 and PS4 although only the PS4 version made it overseas unlike Persona 5.
Adam Ross
*Gods
Adam Davis
I'm glad someone said it and not me. Asking for sauce for crops is one thing but for a full page is heretical.
Jose Sanchez
It seemed to me that he covered his eyes as a joke, or am I completely wrong and still have too much hope in people?
Cameron Cooper
Jesus fucking christ you faggots, he wasn't trying to offend you, he was trying to describe a type of game that involves lots of boobs and/or stupid humour for no reason other to be fun. You're only proving us that you are juvenile by being offended at such a stupid fucking thing.
As for your question OP, play the old Shadow Warrior.
Isaiah White
I get your crude humor argument, but sex and T&N are pretty much solely reserved for a more adult audience. The only people who believe otherwise are prudish feminist game journos and impotent soyboys.
Ayden Edwards
*T&A This is what i get for not sleeping.
Bentley Ross
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Owen Reed
Even people who like crude humor and sex often describe them as juvenile. It's a figure of speech. At the same time while you argue against using "juvenile" as a word to describe it you still call the humour "crude" which is a negative adjective in itself.
To be honest I really fucking hate the whole distinction between adult media and media for children that people seem to believe in. I hate the idea that you cannot like juvenile stuff or even stuff made for children if you are an adult. It always seemed to me that it's a made-up distinction so that people can pretend that they are adult by liking "adult" stuff, without actually growing as people to act like adults.
James Myers
"Juvenile" is simply an epithet that exists to denigrate the interests of people like ourselves while "adult" (mature/complex/etc.) is used to advertise what Chaim wants to be trendy with the hope of luring insecure adolescents.
Jason Clark
So, let me get this straight, us enjoying good looking women like men have been doing since time before history is juvenile, but masturbating to fat sacks of lard, dickless abominations pretending to be women and niggers fucking your wife in front of you is mature and intellectual?
Aaron Johnson
Depends on the area. I knew a place down in Missouri that had fantastic wings.
Adam King
This. Just because something has sexual elements in it doesn't necessarily make it mature, and the stories kids come up with could easily put Benny Hill to shame. There's a big difference between "her bikini top barely covered her melons" and "she slipped and her clothes fell off and everybody started masturbating".
A Skyrim mod that removes underwear from unclothed npc's is adult, a mod that just adds a static erect penis on every character is juvenile.
Logan Smith
Is there really a better way to describe piss and shit jokes though? Those are more what I think he means by "crude". And I'd definitely describe those who get a genuine chuckle from that type of humor as "juvenile". But I think what people take issue with is OP includes "lewd" in his search for "immature" games. So, what you're saying is that softcore porn is perfectly okay for a child to consume as they would, say, Spongebob? And you don't think that parents sharing this belief isn't to blame for what is talking about with kids having dirtier minds than many adults?
I'd argue the contrary, sexual puns and innuendo usually fly over children's heads until they get at least close to puberty (12-14) unless, as I mentioned above, they have shit parents that sit their toddler in front of Highschool of the Dead or some shit because it's animated. I'm not sure we're talking about the same "kids", I'm pretty sure a 9 or 10 year old wouldn't be able to grasp a joke about sex or masturbation. I agree, but I would still say neither are appropriate for children.
William James
>archive.is/llBlw That really doesn't say anything. Of course Senran Kagura exists on the switch in japan, what matters is how picked apart the US version will be.
Grayson Martinez
No, you completely missunderstood me. Although I do not believe that children media should be completely devoid of sexuality and I'm against censoring things like Sailor Moon for example. Children media are supposed to help the developement of the child by introducing them to the morals and ideas of the adult world in a soft fashion, that includes both the darker aspects of the world (violence in children media is okay as long as it's not overbearing) as well as sexuality (by which I do not mean that children's cartoons should have pornographic or erotic content but that I disagree with the moral outrage over female characters in those series being attractive and sexy as well as censoring some of the media like mentioned Sailor Moon) What I mean is that I hate the idea that people think that an adult enjoying children's media, or just more juvenile media as a sign of not being an adult. I hate the idea that people judge adults not by their actons but by what type of media they consume and how they act on superficial level. This is one of the symptoms of the incredibly hurtful idea that adulthood is some kind of state that one just accomplishes with time and not an unreachable ideal that we can get only closer to by trying to improve ourselves, which in turn leads to people thinking that they are already adult when they are not, hiding behind a superficial veil of what is considered to be adult instead of actually trying to be adults. That's how we get people like Piers Morgan. He meant a game that is completely fine with throwing out immature lewd jokes, that still can be considered juvenile.
Grayson Morris
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Jordan Baker
That's a freaking good quote. Would it be inappropriate for me to ask for sauce?
Connor Gray
Look at how hard weebs demonize 4kids for taking the blood and booze and cleavage out of One Piece. That’s the kind of thing you are advocating for, treating kids like retards that don’t understand that Tobacco and Alcohol and blood and death exist.
Tyler Peterson
Is this your first day on the internet? I shouldn't have to spoonfeed you as to why finding the source to this is piss easy.
Blake Evans
He only covered his eyes to seem like a good goy to his viewers. I guarantee you that he would have had no problem watching the woman if he was playing this alone.
Jaxson Morales
That's just the tip of the iceberg. People don't seem to realize that Oblivion had a giant fucking jap attraction in its hayday which lead to a shitload of content that set the framework for Skyrim and onward. Everything in pic related is true and outdated because now there's even more shit to play with. Also Maybe one day.
Andrew Bell
When I was ten years old, we came up with an idea that you could have sex with two girls at once by sticking your dick in ones pussy so it comes out of her butt and goes into the pussy of another girl. This is not something adults would come up with.
Also, my friend edited the knife sprite from Wolfenstein3d into a dick, I drew nipples (and misplaced vaginas) on women in magazines, and everyone at the time thought "wanking" and "fucking" meant the same thing. That stuff had nothing to do with sexual maturity, and everything to do with naughty adult stuff being forbidden. No shit adults don't want their children to watch inappropriate entertainment, but you can bet your ass the kids would want to see it even more just because of that!
Oh, and here's a song we came up with during that time, which got some of us in trouble when we got caught singing it:
translation:
Now that's the stuff I'm looking for! I always play Bethesda games through once "as intended" and the second time as a hodgepodge of all the funniest mods I can find. Pic related.
Cameron Young
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Aiden Hughes
OP, if you really want a treat go look up Genital Jousting
Leo Adams
user, you vastly underestimate furries
Tyler Baker
The inverse is also true though, as you stated in your mod example. The simple fact of the matter is that "lewd" and "juvenile" are two different concepts, and linking them together the way OP did is retarded.
Brayden Nguyen
No, it's true. And there are still nu-males that demote it for that.
Brody Moore
lmfao, like pottery
Logan Barnes
I remember seeing some clip from an anime where a girl said she would feel more comfortable with a guy who snuck in peaks at her and was a closeted pervert rather than someone who claims to be a white knight who respects women, like this "Klepek" faggot. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, help me out.
Alexis De Tocqueville, a French Philosopher most known for his observations of America during his trip there. These quotes in particular come from one of his most notable books, Democracy in America.
Isaac Hill
What a retard. Half the time the best thing about a Jap game are the fucking girls.
Granted, VC is an exception because the gameplay is fantastic, but the point stands.
Jack Parker
It's been a dream of mine to make such a wad. I just need the time to painstakingly edit all those sprites.
Nicholas Wood
I would really like to agree with you, i want more boobs in Nintendo games. I don't really see the nu-males complains about this as indicative of anything, i would rather see the amount of uncensored boob games as the true result of where they stand, or a proper release of a game to show they were just saving face. Senran Kagura was a good enough boob game under Nintendo, untill they told them to tone it down archive.is/TLCTa
Jacob White
it already exists. hdoom
Noah Stewart
I see, I was misunderstanding you, and I completely agree.
I'm not advocating for the censorship of anything, I'm just saying that kids shouldn't be openly exposed to lewd shit and like the user I quoted above said, there are soft ways of bringing up death, sex, and what have you in a kids show. The 4kids version of anything makes needless changes solely to censor, something I cannot stand. I'm of the belief that if they need to censor something for kids to watch it, maybe kids shouldn't be watching it.
Charles Hernandez
I personally dislike the style of Hdoom greatly. I did find a wad that kept the design of the original monsters almost unchanged but it merely added on-model dicks on every monster, which is kinda gay.
Joseph Rogers
Also, you shouldn't be able to watch porn until you're 18 or buy condoms.
I grew up like that, and it's not healthy. It's still my first reflex to avert my eyes from anything sexual, especially in public. You should hate it. Is it because you value innocence as a symbol of purity? Past a certain age, innocence can only be weakness, and there's no place for it in fully developed adult men.
Jackson Turner
To be fair, that article is less Nintendo and more how shit journos are. More or less the DoA: XBV3 incident. Even allowing waifu bait in current year by Nintendo and the sex appeal of the characters unchanged is a step in the right direction.
Parker Walker
Chances are without knowing Klepek is not a Christian, much less a Christian boy.
Alexander Johnson
Curiosity is natural, and of course if they really want to see it they'll find it on their own, I'm just saying that shoving it in their faces as early as possible is far worse. Let the kids question that shit on their own, don't throw it in their face.
Jack Fisher
Taboo makes people desire it more.
Cooper Evans
I haven't played Xenosaga and don't remember Xenogears well, but didn't Fei and Elly legit canonically bang? I know for sure that in Xenoblade Chronicles 1, all the party members strip to beach shorts and bikinis if you unequip clothing, it even being strategically viable for Dunban?
I'd like to say I don't understand these fuckers, but that'd be lying. I can understand people who hate on tits because they prefer asses. This is true for SJWs, but the way they like and prefer ass is completely different from how user, Joe Normalfag, Tyrone, and Chad Thunkercock like asses. All of the above except for Sullivan Soy like womens' asses, and maybe with the further exception of Tyrone, asses that're shaped and sized well. SJWs however do not like asses for their looks or any biological strengths, they like asses in the same way baboons do, because they're simply asses. In other words, the gayest and most plebian way to like asses ever. Even the straightest male SJW just has to make things sound gay the way he likes things.
Brody Myers
(Checked) Hitler dubs say you're spot-on
Jayden Moore
Also cool fact about Elder Scrolls. The higher your armor rating the worse your effective magic is. So if you go mage you actually have an excuse to dress lewd.
Nolan Stewart
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Joshua Howard
I prefer round butts tbh. Big tits sag over time and get in the way of close hugs
Henry Martin
Uh… I've seen porno videos where a girl with a physical deformity causing a fissure between her vaginal wall and colon enabled that exact scenario. They ended up having to give the guy something to keep him from going fully erect and inflexible, then they snaked it in her butt, out of her vagina, while another girl tried to blow him as the tip poked out of the vagina.
Wish I still had the video, but it was a LONG time ago. Before streaming video was a thing, and I can't really rule out whether or not it was a fake. I got it from the same site as a video of a bald guy sticking his entire head up a woman's vagina - right to the shoulders, which had to be a fake itself, but looked halfway convincing if you don't think too much about bone structure.
Anyone got a link to anal/vaginal fissure girl? Here's the other one I described with the head up the vagoo.
I think that entire first paragraph may be the most disgusting thing I've read here all week.
Also I believe that bald guy shit. If the women had more than 4 kids that's absolutely possible.
Christian Rivera
The food is not fast food otherwise it would be too fast, it's the same level as a regular sports-theme restaurant, and since there's TVs everywhere displaying sports, it's like a sport restaurant but the waitress bends over a whole lot more.
Josiah Wright
Shoo Shoo Russiaboo
Wyatt Richardson
Is this a bad joke or something?
Daniel Bailey
Кто-то злой
Blake Cooper
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Kevin Roberts
You can thank rigid engines and lack of modding tools for that more than a bunch of soygoyim.
Ian Ramirez
it's patrick klepek. It was no joke.
Jack Smith
You're retarded. Sure kids shouldn't be going and having sex under 18 but do not prevent them from using protection at least. Having protection should always be encouraged, you don't want shit spreading and ruining other people's lives.
Logan Clark
No, that was exactly my point, but I guess I didn't get it across properly.
Ian Rodriguez
Jesus Christ, ok… let's compromise. You get to keep condoms out of the hands of people under 18, and in return - we get to set up a system like a reverse Logan's Run/Battle Royale where only the most talented, resourceful, and motivated kids get to live past the age of 18.
That's fair right? It's too late for us now, but it'd help solve the "Millennial Problem" going forward at least.
Tyler Adams
>tfw been buying them in public bathroom vendors since 22 I'll fuckoff. Just had to blog post this stupid achievement.
Benjamin Turner
I have a hard time detecting sarcasm in voice, even more in written text.
John Wright
It would be easier to just purge half of modern academics laws instated like no child left behind.
Gavin Powell
Google Poe's law.
Evan Reyes
They don't need protection if they won't have sex, you silly goose. That's what some people actually believe
Carson Murphy
Yeah I know, it's the reason why everything is shit at the moment.
Carter Bell
I think the word "meme" did a better job of that tbh.
James Hill
Please don't conflate gays with soyboys. The game has plenty of Gladio's abs and butt to keep us gays happy anyway, so I don't even know what this faggot is complaining about.
Jose Reed
Sarcasm is about context. The whole point is to word someone else's views in a way that demonstrates how absurd they are.
Camden Ortiz
Sarcasm can also have degrees of subtlety. Nuances in the voice have a way of acknowledging this subtlety better than written text.
Cameron Hernandez
If you're relying on those nuances to indicate sarcasm then you're failing at it though. Since then you're just repeating views that aren't your own instead of actually criticising them.
Dominic Nelson
This post experienced best on reddit! Like there is a difference at this point
Jace Williams
Maybe if you're turned on by shit artwork produced by other underaged faggots you could consider anything in HDoom "sexy".
Asher Perez
Is this dickception? WTF?
Jordan Flores
Someone's assblasted
Jace Gomez
It's also a shitty FPS, broken up by what is effectively the fatality system from Brutal Doom.
Connor Scott
That is one of the shittiest weapons I've ever seen. What the fuck were they thinking?
Logan Brooks
got any source of the left side of the pic, jewgle search sucks ass sage for offtopic
Ryan Lee
Well if you're relying on hints of sarcasm you better do a good job at delivery is more what you're probably trying to say. Subtle Sarcasm can be pretty effective if done right. Especially if you're good at delivering dry humor.
Mason Anderson
It was from some magazine I think
Luke Gonzalez
here's the original
Colton Ross
I really like games with lewd. Not full on porn games, but enough lewd to get you red in the face and your heart pumping. It's a really nice feeling.
Mason Wood
Why?
Parker Williams
I wouldn't know. I'm too mature and developed to be attracted to women in a sexual way and think about sex or know about any of such games.
Alexander Adams
I'm Mormon and growing up, I rarely got to see porn. The first time I recall seeing a vagina properly was in my parent's bathroom when I found an instructional paper on how to insert tampons and fapped to that.
Wyatt Fisher
checked and kek'd
Chase Baker
Yes, right before they thought they were going on a suicide mission to kill the jewish god.
Leo Flores
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Jaxon Thomas
Me too. I like lewd stuff even while not fapping, because it's just fun and pretty in general. Do you think we could still get some actual game suggestions in this thread or is it doomed because of offensive wording in the OP?
Ryan Gray
does poop on a stick give random diseases to enemies?
Aaron Sanders
God damn it Arale.
Jack Price
Hahahaha I've never seen this. What incredible asshurt.
Anthony Gutierrez
>>>/suicide/
Samuel Davis
*sigh* did you even read the thread? Lewd doesn't automatically mean immature, but it doesn't automatically mean mature either.
Juvenile behavior isn't limited just because it's porn. If you faggots believe this then you have obviously never spent a day actually interacting with peers back in middle school.
Matthew Davis
When I was 9 I would of I was raped as a child hence how I would know
Jaxon Richardson
And they all splooged at the same time and the force of splooge threw her against a horses butt. And then the horse pooped in her mouth so she shouted "Fuck you homo horse!" and punched it in the balls so the horse turned gay and went to stick its dick in the butt of another horse.
Cameron Perez
Bonetown is made for this thread. You use drugs for buffs, have sex to restore your health, do quests to make your testicles bigger and fight with hippies and jewish rednecks in places like Missionary Beach and Firmwood Forest. It's not a good game, but it is as full of crude humor as humanely possible.
Thomas Brooks
Does he worship the soybean?
Anthony Kelly
Seems a new ad has been circulating around this board, if not the site entirely, that fits into this thread.
Aaron Cooper
Go suck a dick OP and get the fuck off my board.
Tyler Fisher
I'm all up for raunchy dude bro video games about smoking weed and fucking sluts. But Bonetown is barely unplayable.
You can't make a game/movie/book/any piece of media based on a joke alone. It's like those echii anime that have absolute nothing interesting about it outside the boobs.
Justin Brooks
You forgot to list gratuitous gore, pointless violence and excessive edgefaggotry.
Carson Kelly
user, OP is a newfag and probably a goon. I heard a bunch of cuckchan faggots got banned during the awards and so flooded here.
Ryan Scott
Also Seriously, fucking off yourself.
Aaron Harris
Eh, there are worse threads in the catalog right now. And everybody was a newfag once.
Parker Richardson
She's cute
Connor Hall
She's got suckable eyes
Nathaniel Moore
She looks like she has autism.
Brody Wood
She looks like she is plastic.
Andrew Jenkins
Mortal Kombat
Justin Rogers
Made by the founder of Iguana Entertainment and Retro Studies. Really makes you think, huh?
Michael Ross
photoshop and plastic surgery tbh
Aiden Perez
She looks, she gooks, but can she cooks?
Kayden Barnes
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Wyatt Moore
He looks like Dorito Pope.
Isaiah Bennett
One of the girls who showed her tits for this game was proven to be underage.
Hunter Phillips
Yea but it was that "barely 18" underage. Either way the game existing is more interesting than the game itself.
Caleb Fisher
Of course he can't embed retard, it doesn't work when you post images as well.
Isaiah White
I never tire of seeing this clip. The ass-pain is simply palpable.
Charles Diaz
She was 17 and the game was pulled from store shelves after her age was discovered as it was officially/legally cp.
Liam Perez
I fucking hate that type of hairdo, it only meant that just about any game or medium sporting that style as part of character design reeks of faint sjw feminist/libtard influence at the very least, whenever i see it in some game it's always at a default 'no thanks not playing that shit' mode by instinct.
Noah Morales
Shit I meant 14 yr olds. fucking typo
Ryan Barnes
literally everyone i know who goes to hooters is a fucking mouth breathing creep, and i want nothing to do with it. if i need to go look at tits im not allowed to touch ill go to the pool or go all the way and hit up the strip club.
based on my experience having my little league coach taking us to hooters to celebrate our single win no, its the same or worse than burger king. never got food their again.
Nolan Young
probably not even making it, instead he's photoshoppin images and shit
Ethan Taylor
How much soy must one consume?
Both should die.
Ethan Lee
What the hell is going on in that picture?
also kek
Colton Lewis
Heresy!
Alexander Hughes
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Gavin Parker
No-no, hold the fucking phone. I know those titties. That's a screenshot from a french RPG that came out in the late nineties. Every now and then I remember the articles reviewing it but can't remember the fucking name.
It starts with the protagonist getting mortally poisoned by an assassin and he spends the game seeking an antidote.
What the fuck is this game called?! Its driving me nuts.
Charles Lewis
Wait, i'm a retard, its Dark Earth.
Aiden Powell
You sure are, user.
John Wright
i have an account on that one, dialogue/situations are funny but i wish it had more "game" on it, it's basically a huge slideshow
Austin Gray
I haven't played the game but this part interests me, care to elaborate, please?
William Gomez
Thanks for the lewds thread, but kill yourself now. Kill your friends on the way out too if you are a gamejourno.
Aaron Diaz
That faggot hates himself so much
Colton Clark
Why the fuck do people even complain about that? That's like saying that a murder mystery is in your face with the theme of murder. This says absolutely fucking nothing about the game or story's quality, you're describing a trope and you don't even mention whether it fits into a game or not or whether it's well done or not. It's a goddamned trope, you cannot judge the quality of a thing based on what trope it uses only how well it integrates them into the story.
Joseph Myers
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Lucas Reed
Bump, what are you gonna do about it nigger?
Kayden Lewis
Thank you
Gabriel Roberts
i know isn't it silly!?
John Torres
Anime poster still butt mad
Tyler Clark
There’s something extremely sexy about her.
Luis Stewart
nothing go on and continue contributing to the downfall of this board. The neofag raid was a mistake.
Cameron Price
I am going to fuck your mother and your wife fagboy.
Kevin Williams
I think I've seen that wad, was it poorly done as well? If the answer is no, then I'm thinking of a different wad and request you post what you're talking about.
Nicholas Martinez
I'm pretty sure rabbits have six nipples, sounds hawt doesn't it?
Thomas Cooper
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David Howard
What a pussy
Liam Hill
more likely the star of Moloch.
Henry Walker
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Noah Johnson
garbage oc
John Jackson
It's just for show and you know it.
Austin Morgan
Way to cry wolf like a complete fucking faggot making it into a buzzword with no weight. Bump.
Leo Morales
Just fucking nuke the West already.
Brandon Barnes
I was beginning to think I was the only person here who knew that image is largely directed at Oblivion's lewd mod potential. That all in one hongfire mod list is quiet the experience, there's just nothing that comes close to the fear of having your waifu raped before she even escapes the tutorial sewer.
Carter Torres
This is why the Jews fear the Samurai.
Matthew Wright
is there a name and a trnaslation for the middle game?
Christopher Lee
This fucking goon thread is still up?
Jace Rodriguez
Would you trust a CY+2 17-year-old to be responsible with her body?
Parker Jenkins
the soy rots their brains as well as their balls
David Diaz
what was it called faggot
Mason Cox
if skyrim game code leaked, modders would be able to make a good game out of it, and you know it. openmorrowind can't come fast enough
Thomas Wood
They could but they won't. For three reasons. >they will return the disc with the source code
Benjamin Bennett
I hope he had fun at Blizzcon
Hudson Green
This is how I know you've never actually been to Hooters.
Gavin Roberts
Depends on the Hooters. I've been to a few with some decent food. Others don't give a fuck though and serve garbage.
Nathaniel Johnson
Says you. I grew up like that too, and it's a-ok, 25, drug free, no STD's, no child support, no alimony, friggin rich compared to nearly everyone my age I know. Quit buying into the "muh dick is all that matters" propaganda.
Nicholas Russell
This place is run by goons apparently and Holla Forums naturally bent over and took them in. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Holla Forums should drop all pretenses and just go full neofag already.
Julian Jackson
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Aiden Jenkins
Did this Ur-Cuck break into tears and piss himself after pressing L3+R3 in Nier:Automata?
Jose Cruz
whats even more amusing is that FFXV is literally fujoshit bait the game. EVEN CINDY panders to a certain sub-demographic of fujoshits.
Regardless, I hope this fuckin soyboy offs himself someday sooner or later; he sounds absolutely insufferable.
Caleb Lopez
Degenerate video games (((journalist))) detected. Proceeding with Anti-Normalfag Protocol #017.