New Five Night at Fuckbears game announced

It never ends.

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Does Scott think God is proud of him for unleashing this autism into the world?

Boy, LOL threads sure have gotten subtle lately.

My personal theory is that he is one of those end days freaks and thinks he needs to take an active part in it.

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STOP

Does he care when he is loaded with cash? I somehow doubt he is as religious as he says he is.

Kino series

I'm curious about how evangelists feel about the FNaF games since they are usually the first people to hop on the anti-vidya bandwagon.

JEBANY KURWA

Can you blame him?
With all the toy lines, residual advertising from meme streams, and all that shit, all he has to do is shit out a half-baked "lore" game, and get probably literally millions

Nobody makes autists buy fnaf games. What Scott is doing is not a crime at all. It is like being a drug dealer; it's the user who is 100% at fault and none of the blame lies on the dealer.

Correct.
There is a free market. Look at places that try to redefine actual crimes as "social issues"; instead of cracking down on drug crime, they enable users. Instead of telling gays to stop spreading HIV, California changes it from a felony to a misdemeanour somehow.

Likewise, most of the opiates come from Afghanistan which is guarded by the US, not destroyed, who is a puppet state. So at the end of the day, it still comes back to jews being the problem

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Scott is living the game developers dream and I fucking hate it. He's at the point where he can release literally any low-effort shit with the FNAF name slapped on it and sell thousands. I wish I knew how to tap into the pure autism market like he has.

I'm just looking forward to the porn.

Pray to Lord Jesus, son
Alternatively, make thinly-veiled furry porn.

It continues to be made until the movie comes out and that guy who makes game "theories" to have a job.

You have to admit, it's got to be amazing to live at that point of being able to release dogshit that everyone eats up.

Yandev will never see that happen.

EA's sports games have been around for a while now, user.

I suppose that's true. Let me rephrase to being a single dev.

I think you misunderstood his post.

When those performers put a dollar amount on their virtue, they are indeed at fault.

user, you shall not covet your neighbor's autists.

The miscreants already existed, user. God simply blessed this man with their attention and wealth.

As much as autistic fanbases are hated, I would still love to have something like that for any indie game I might release. Nonstop free advertising, and everyone buying any new game in the series immediately. That really is the dream for an indie dev.

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Might be free.
I hope he gets a bigger team and does something other than endless freddy.

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He's putting his kids to college with furry and autist money. Lets be real, all of us would do the same.


I think we both know which group is anti vidya nowadays

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To be fair, I would be super down for an innocuous-looking tycoon/simulator game where you have to contend with dark shit happening. Like, say, running a pizzeria with killer robot animals hoping they don't snap too hard.
Remember when there was that game Party Hard, about a guy who went to parties and killed everyone there? And then they made a spinoff Party Hard Tycoon game where you had to organize and manage your own parties? And nobody died at those parties? imagine a game like that, except it didn't pussy out at the end. And it didn't have dumb design choices that ruined the game, like how PHT has waiters who don't restock snack tables until you tell them to, as if making sure people have snacks isn't their job or anything

That does seem fun, trying to run the party without some edgelord coming and killing everyone, or just trying to minimize how many people he kills. I had no idea that Party Hard Tycoon was a thing, did they really remove the one thing that made the original what it was?

Is this the winter of despair?

So what? Is it a Tycoon styled game?
Because that might be pretty cool, I'll take more horror themed tycoon games regardless of the source material as long as the mechanics are solid.

well yeah, it's pretty obvious that killing every random drug user will also kill off violent criminals, since violent criminals are almost always drug-users. Niggers and spics use drugs at a much higher rate than whites do. But I don't think we should punish innocent, peaceful white people who just want to smoke some drugs in the privacy of their own homes just because it might result in the capture of a genuine violent criminal.
I think drugs being illegal has SOME use, as it gives an excuse to imprison nigs and spics who would otherwise commit worse crimes and never get caught.
But I think it'd be much more effective to just cut to the root problem causing violent crime in white countries: it's not non-violent white people who use drugs, it's shitskins. Maybe after we're done getting rid of all the shitskins, then we could talk about improving society further by getting rid of any and all drug users. But at this point, illegalizing drugs is just funding the Mexican cartels and other shitskin gangs.

Shall we study the ways of the autist fanbase to exploit it, user?

Here you go;
There you go; you're now an autism superstar

But user.

I hate furries.

Who doesn't. They have a shitton of disposable income for some reason, so pandering to them does make money.

anthropomorphism doesn't just apply to animals you know?
Look at Thomas the Tank Engine

I fear for my autist nephew.

Do you want to make money or not?

If you don't want him turning into a furry just make sure he never makes any money to go to furry conventions or order a fursuit. Or just cut his fucking internet.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around why these games have entire lines of action figures and clothing and other random products. I know it's a horror game themed around a kid's restaurant animatronics thing but it's still horror.

It's popular and popular things get merchandise. It's not a hard concept to understand.

Don't know…

I guess that's better than sucking cocks.

How about Lisa? did it get good fanbase?


He's still too young. I'm just happy if he can have a relatively normal life.

But merchandise also means there has to be a market to sell to. How many kids are asking for FNaF action figures?

The Desolate Hope was pretty good, he could have made some really cool games if FNAF didn't become huge.

you tell me.

Doesn't this guy always say
and then releases a new one?

This.

I just want TDH2.

TDH is one of my favorite games and I made an annotated longplay of it, which I am now going to shamelessly shill

youtube.com/watch?v=vfj-ELB51Qc&list=PLw_uIGYEItCrYjPQdHy5796hGRjV_JaUZ&index=1

Twenty? I only knew about two. Three if we count the fangame of the fangame.

Anything good?

If you really want your nephew to be a good person, just teach him things. Furries are often socially disconnected, and don't get a lot of the basic shit. Teach him. Show him. Help him as best you can to avoid common mistakes.

I think the reason is pretty clear. They are either children with allowances and Christmas/Birthday money to spend, or grown autistic men living with their parents and not having to pay rent, so they have all their McDonalds job bux.

A lot. Let's put it this way; you know scholastic bookfairs? FNAF books have been the top selling books since 2015


Part of me hopes he decides to retire FNAF with one more game after the movie and then goes back to making games purely for fun again.

when's somebody gonna post the new one? I need to post The Worst Furry Webcomic Ever again after the last one got deleted because it was created before the previous one died.

I was exaggerating, but there's Lisa the Pointless, Lisa the Hopeful, and the in-development-but-with-a-good-demo Lisa the Clueless.

The Hopeful is the best of the three IMO, if you haven't played it you should.

It I will forever believe that the reason Joel in Pointless can only find 1 bullet is because of Beltboy in Hopeful.

*Also I will

He has good care, loved by his parents and all of us.

Yet his father is a filthy communist.

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Anyone have a webm comp of scott bftoing mattfag?

Hopefully it takes inspiration from vid related. it won't

I have actually never played FNAF.

Nobody has, except for the JewTubers like Markiplier, MattFag, and JackSepticTank. They're largely boring games that are babby's first Jump-Scare and are raved about by Tumblrs and MattFag who think it's ((D E E P E S T L O R E)).
They also have mobile apps, which never worked out for any game besides Phoenix Wright and Bioshock.
Seriously, some of the fan-made walking sims are better games than these are.

Except by the number of views he gets on youtube he could be making profit already, let alone the patreon he has which keeps fueling the autismo dream up.
You're delusional to think he's not supported.

Agreed tho both should be held to blame

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5N@Faggots are not games.

No they are. They're just part of the post-modern movement of video games. You see, Video Games may not be (((ART))), but they follow art trends. Gaming has reached a sort of plateau of development, where graphics and gameplay has reached the point where the difference between good standard graphics and great graphics is no longer marketable, and gameplay and storyline has tapered off from most major developers, making Modern Gaming something unprofitable.
That's where Post-Modernism comes in. It's a rejection of the normal tenets of game design in an attempt to create something new, the same way Post-Modernism in art was. UnderShit, FNAF, Doki Doki Literature… these are all games that try and mess with the concept of what a game is, and are the art equivalent of the toilet seat hung on a wall in an art museum.
Basically, gaming is fucked, you're going to see these not!notGames made by smalltime and indie devs that try and be something new, and a few will work, you'll get a few gems, but most of it will be pretentious crap, and you'll see a few decent titles from Japan and Triple A devs, but most will be mediocre at best.
The good news is, after this there'll be a second renaissance of gaming, where we'll actually get some good shit, the bad news is it'll be half a decade before it happens.

Make furry characters with bright and distinctive colors. Yest, it's that simple.

No, its working trickle down. Basically they have a decent size group of highly compensated individuals, mostly with engineering jobs. They spread the wealth into their community by buying dildos from one of like 2 companies, bad dragon and IIRC another. Both of them are very much in the community so that money just ends up going back into the community into the paychecks of their employees (the product designers and managers, not the Assembly line workers who don't get paid that much) who then spend it on furry art and furry costumes, who again recycle that money around and around within their community. I have also seen evidence of strong community ties that allows for the support of members of the community in times of crisis like getting out of an abusive relationship and finding plenty of people willing to let you crash at their place sort of thing.
its the same as the way that jews and mormons are able to concentrate wealth into their communities by buying from jew/mormon owned businesses except as far as I know furries don't commit as much tax fraud/avoidance

So I played it since it was free;
The game is actually FNAF 6 at the end. It's also the final game.

The tycoon idea is pretty clever actually.
And it's free. Sure his fans are mostly either autistic, let's players, or both, but there's nothing really wrong with the game itself.

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It's kinda weird how the most polished and most actual game in the series is the one he gives away for free.

wat

I played the first game it when it came out and the autism hadn't set in yet. Dropped it because holy fuck I hate jumpscares but I liked the weird CGI graphics
Then all of sudden everyone lost their shit about it

Gib proof I really want to believe you

The tycoon/Minigames collection is only part of the game, the spook jumpscares and the regular gameplay comes later.
The whole ending is the job you get was a big ruse to gather animatronisc in a scenario like that cube movie. You trap em in a big endless loop until all of the animatronics are gathered then you burn them all dead.

Just go on youtube and watch the ending. This is it for the games, only things left are one more book and the movie.

yup. Feminists and liberals.


Apparently he is. People like to shit on him and his games, but he does donate and praises God for his gifts. I'm proud.

Doesn't anyone ever know how bad it is to be in between autist and normal? On one hand, I can barely see where all these "OC" autists are coming from, but i'm still normal enough to analyze and shit on it.


This, please do not let him enter DA nor Tumblr in his edgy teen phase. If he wants to get into drawing and art, make him learn from Loomis.

YES
TIME FOR GAYTHEORY MATPAT TO BE BTFO ONCE AGAIN

Actually that's a pretty cool fucking idea, I really like it. I would love to play some games where you are running either a very edgy business trying to hurt as much people as effectively as you can or just trying to build a business and making sure that it doesn't fall apart because of paranormal stuff.

Imagine a game about being a butler in a haunted mansion, trying to keep things together as people get murdered and weird shit keeps happening.

I'm not going to lie, all these games even accomplish for me at this point is not cringe or fear, just a sudden craving for Pizza.
Fuck i'm hungry now.

I bet that he became successful so fast and with something so simple he might have an impostor complex, and he doesn't know if he can make a good game outside of his winning formula.
I mean the first time he meaningfully diverged from that is that rpg that everyone hated, and that's free now.

It's time to crash this world with no survivors.

So this is the last game, at least official title.
Finally?


With no survivors

Cyborg living is a well-established plight

Cant he let this autism die already

the creator found a group of autists he can milk money from. please understand

Back in the 90s there were Terminator, Robocop, and Alien action figures for kids.

He did, he even just put out an update to make it very clear that this is the last game.

Now, got to deal with fan made games.
Get ready for even more autism.

By "evangelists", do you mean "jews"? Scott isn't a jew. I honestly believe he continues to pump this shit out because he likes making video games and a lot of people like the video games he makes. Why would he stop if knows so many kids love it and most people who hate it are adults who don't play video games anyway?

Everyone keeps shitting on Scott like he's created some sort of drug. As if kids making autistic videos means he's some kind of autism generating monster. I doubt that, besides the porn, he even recognize there to even be a problem. Kids making shitty drawnings and other such shit isn't unusual and kids because autistic isn't his fault. He didn't impregnate their 40 year old, inattentive mothers. He initially added lore because his sons play test the game and they liked the easter egg hunt. In fact, his sons play test all of his games. It's almost as if FNAF is so popular with kids because it was designed for kids and made by a father. As far as I can, Scott is the purest of game devs. A dev who's creates primarily because of his joy of creation.

Also,

Actually, he put out an update to make it know that FNAF6 is the last game and that this is not FNAF 6.

FYI it's 100% free with no way to pay money. Sure you may have found autists to milk money from but this isn't a game capable of doing that.

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His audience is like 12-15 year olds, they don't have a good grasp on the concept of a year. He's basically robot furry santa claus to them.

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it would be weird if it were to just suddenly stop one day

The update just changed one ending screen to clear up some shit. This game is FNAF 6, just look in the game files and what the save file is labeled as.

I wonder if the series is going to become the ICP of vidya and he's going to use subtle themes the games to slowly lead the furries to Christ.

*subtle themes in the games

subtle themes of yuri maybe

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Then why isn't he shitposting on Holla Forums?

Certain drugs are illegal because they are incredibly dangerous and highly addictive. Cocaine used to be legal; Coca-Cola used to contain a large dose of it in addition to around four times the caffeine it currently has. Meth destroys your body and opioids are so addictive that a prescription's worth can sometimes be enough to give you the craving.

A lot of people argue about the legality of drugs and the effect they have, but the point comes to how responsible people can be compared to how dangerous it gets; the debate over marijuana is a great example, but let's go back to cocaine. I know people who do coke casually, and they tell me they can feel the craving after doing two lines the night before, but it's not so overbearing that they NEED to go out and do more that night, and it ultimately goes away until the next time they snort a month later. It's terrifying that one use can make you want more and someone with less willpower might not be able to stop themselves, after just one use. Nevermind that it could possibly kill you after one use.

Alcohol is the other good example on the other side of the coin. Alcohol has destroyed so many lives, both from use and collateral damage, but it's still legal. Even after the Prohibition ended. Most people who drink, myself included, have enough self-control to stop drinking endlessly, but should the failures of a few people be enough resulting in death and suffering be enough to drive legislation? The gun violence debate would also like to say hello; an extreme majority of gun deaths are suicide, justified self-defense, or accidental, but legislators only care about the high-profile mass-murders.

Opioids are only legal because the right people make billions off of them. They don't care about the damage it causes, the lives they wreck, or the ethical ramifications, they only give a shit about making money. Opioid addiction is running rampant in middle-class white communities, by the way; do your research, or you look like a fool.

Besides, there will always be a market for things that are illegal. Next thing you know, we should lower or remove the age of consent and legalize child pornography because pedophiles exist, or you'll say that hookers have it bad, so we should legalize prostitution. Where do you stop the argument. There will always be shades of gray, but trying to claim something that has very good reason to be illegal should be decriminalized because reasons gets into a very slippery slope.

I might not like the games but I have to respect him for apparently beating a dead horse so hard it reanimated and became rideable. FNAF prints money.

steamcommunity.com/games/506610/announcements/detail/1464097289865855649

He'll license the franchise out to other developers, just watch.

Telltales games FNAF prequel or Bethesda FNAF rpg?

Between nights you can play Skyrim on the tv.

In the right hands, a FNAF movie could be genuinely terrifying… but knowing Hollywood, it'll just be a boring jump-scare-a-thon like most modern horror movies.

Till his next project fails spectacularly and he pulls a nostalgia critic.

I never knew Visual Novels were in the same camp as FNaF. The more you know.


In a world where even the most braindead simpletons can make a game and where fangames are as plentiful as water, I don't think that's even possible.


Made by the guys behind the Conjuring films. Vid related.

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I think he feels a love for idiots' money

thankfully ,scott is in control of most of the writing and they want to go with Henson style marionettes for the animatronics.

why?

What the hell draws kids to this series? Seriously, I want to know. I played the first game when it came out and was mildly entertained for a short period, but that's about it.

Yeah, but would need to be something like The Shinning. Considering the source material is already filled to burst with jumpscares, I doubt it would be good.

I'm referring to any game that's trying to expand the limits of what makes it a "game." Any game where part of the mechanics includes playing outside the game using the game's data folder, trying to be meta, definitely counts.

I bet you'd say there's nothing wrong with usury either.

But tumblrtale was good…

But the bubble burst. All my local gamestores and toy stores have bargain bins full of unsold fnaf shit. Just like minecraft kids are over it and over 30 wizardfags bought their funko pops for the backwall of their vlog series' already.

Who still gives a fuck when the fnaf audience already moved onto fidget spinners and pickle rick meme merchandise?

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well, it's probably their first horror series. It's kinda like how Goosebumps was for a lot of kids. I bet the Chuckie Cheese setting also helps a bit.

Though for Halloween I saw a kid dressed up in a surprisingly elaborate "Bendy and the Ink Machine" costume. Not sure what draws kids to that franchise

Fools suffer the consequences of their actions. Although with usury, the victim is less aware of what they signed on for their typical drug deals. I would argue that lacing marijuana with cocaine and selling it is more like usury to stick with the drug analogy. That being said, allowing yourself to be preyed upon is, at the very least, and equal crime to the predator's itself.

They are.
On par with shitty Newgrounds flash games, but games nonetheless.