Journos lose their shit over Nier Automata

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If its anything like Splatoon one it's very much not a singleplayer game and it's riddled with on-disc DLC locked behind the stupid overpriced plastic statues.

The only thing I know for sure about this year is that nintendrones don't feel any shame about their fanboyism and don't try and hide it anymore. "it's ok when Nintendo does it" Disgusting. Don't you have to pay to play online with the switch? Or do you just pay for the mobile app you're supposed to use for basic online functionality?

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Source? All I've seen is everyone on earth sucking Nintendo cock over this game.

are you too cool to admit that it's a great game?

There are so many falsehoods in this list I wonder why you even bothered making a list that long.

Simpler theory: Journos, like the mindless cocksucking, bootlickers they are, were told by EA and their other corporate masters to push the multiplayer/online only w/anemic single player meme because it makes more money for them. In exchange, Kotaku got promised a few extra "exclusive" interviews, continued review copy services, and an invitation to another review event where they'll get a free vacation to go review a game.

Love it OP

nigger, the AAA industry for vidya is absolute fucking cancer specifically because of normalfags with no taste or standards throwing cash at complete shit. Claiming "people love it" while journos scream about something is meaningless, because there are tons of things normalfags love and support while we Holla Forumsirgins scream at them for being insufferable faggots. You're not making a cogent point here because I could easily make a reverse list of all the games we hate normalfags for playing, "people love it" does not vindicate whether something is good.

Your post wasn't bad but delete this

Isn't the idea that it's went the way of Undertale some kind of shitty forced meme made by bitter hipsters?

This post makes zero sense at all and shows a complete lack of knowledge of anything about the game
I haven't even played it and I know this is false

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Nice response your fat fuck! lack of knowledge can shriveled up your brain.

Wow nice chromosome hoarding

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I haven't paid attention to the other games though but you can fuck off with this lazy shit

The one thing metacritic explains is what journos think of a title. You ran your cunt mouth about shit you didn't understand, and then you got blown the fuck out. Get the fuck over it. Now, what you should have done is used Wolfenstein TNC (88% metacritic) and Assassin's Creed Origins (85% metacritic) as an example of games that journos loved, and tirelessly shilled, but were extremely negatively received by users, resulting in DmC-tier articles bitching about how the age of singleplayer games is over.

Yes, ignore context. That’s the way a true man argues. Present statistics with no context.

I thought that mindset was something that got left behind when we left Halfchan.

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The context that OP pissed his pants over journos "losing their shit" about games that as a whole, they fucking loved and scored extremely well? That context? Hmm?

topkek newfag, just because even more obvious examples exist of the inverse situation being true doesn't do anything to disprove anything I just said, faggot
You act like journos shitting on good games and them shilling bad games are mutually exclusive

wew

See
You were wrong, and I handily proved you wrong in seconds with verifiable data, but still you double down like a retarded nigger. How cute.

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Why do weebs have this huge victim complex?

Yes, that’s what taste means. It’s not a quantifiable metric, it’s a scale catered to your own personal opinions. You can certainly think that
No one is stoping you from doing that, just realize that there is more than one opinion in this world. Le Holla Forums hive mind maymay is shit that Reddit newfags cook up.

Taste isn't, quality of a game is.
WHOA

because in anime the main character is usually some loser who gets bullied

Probably all that bullying in highschool.
But I do think that there is a concerted effort by western game publishers and journalists to sabotage Japanese games released in the west.
Nice ID digits.

In that case they're doing a shit job at it.

okay nigger. I already provided an archive to Kotaku's review to XCX, now let's go to Persona 5
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Boom, that's done
Now let's go to Nier Automata
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You can research further into that shit, you lazy fuck
Now let's go to a recent example: Cuphead
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Oh hey look, all of them had good metacritic scores but it never told the full story of what's going on behind them?
WOWEE GEE ITS LIKE THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T COMPLETELY SHIT ON CERTAIN GAMES IN THEIR FINAL REVIEWS WITHOUT KILLING THEIR WEBSITE
Or did you forget the legendary IGN "7.8/10 too much water" review? Where people believed they didn't get paid by Nintendo so they gave them the lowest score possible for a pokemon game on a review website?
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LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

Just from the first sentence of that review, I swear.

"I didn't like the first game, skipped the second game, so thought I should review the third"

Not a shit enough job to be honest

Why are the condom in the package in these always so small?

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OP is a faggot but I like his pic.

:>get btfo
btfo faggot lel

BTFO FAGGOT HEHEHEH

I already blew you the fuck out in my very first post proving that journos as a whole loved the games you claimed they lost their shit over. That's really all there is to it.

Fuck, Holla Forums is trash.

No one knows what condoms look like because no one who draws these has any sex.
Besides, how would you know that, mister?

I bet you secretly kiss girls.
Faggot.

nah dude, you got btfo :^)

Then leave already

First I'll see you get bullied hard enough to off yourself.

Things that didn't happen for 6 million. They've actually been smart and toned it down, because goymergate taught them not to overplay their hand.

After all they don't need to make a big ruckus about everything: they are already everywhere, they hold western vidya by the balls.

How embarrassing. I'll leave you to it.

Here's the full thing.

Bullying doesn't work very well when the bully is a retard and the method is rhetoric

So you admit it then?

Oh nice, thank you.

And i was thinking it was just a cat girl
it keeps happening

There's a reason leftism can only perpetuate under totalitarian rule and extreme brainwashing. It is complete anathema to what normal people want.

How long have you been away? Holla Forums's quality dropped like a rock with the second exodus and has only gotten worse.

How new are you? This will never stop happening no matter where you are, partially because it can be used as a method of shitposting/baitposting and partially because its fun to be dogmatic and pretend like your tastes are objective.

The fuck is so "offensive" about that one?!

Don't you go around bullying some inferior species and stealing their eggs for fun and profit?

It features underage squids that people want to fuck

You know, journos may have lost their credibility prior to brainwashing the drooling masses into accepting microtransactions, but the lasting damage from their SUCCESSFUL push for acceptance of things like DLC shows no end.
We've got a long way to go.

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I'm getting sick of this shit. This board has more LARPing than Holla Forums now, and I really thought it didn't get more LARPy than a group of anonymous posters reminding each other that Jews must be gassed every other post.

Fictional squid people are better looking than they are.

I notice a lot of normalfags shitting on EA and anyone defending their greed. including shill game journalists.

the credibility is now possibly falling Mostly because of EA massive damage control over Battlefront 2.

I didn't see a SINGLE video praising Battlefront microstransactions, but i keep watching articles defending that and a base price rise for AAA games. That cannot be a coincidence. EA is falling apart… And they are taking big journalist outlets credibility with them.

Nah, they did lose any credibility with the main gamer audience, but after the EA fiasco even normies are catching up. EA fucked up badly they are falling apart, and they are falling over all of the gaming sites they bribed (again, remember Mass Effect 3).

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So similar to Xenoblade Chronicles 2?


Isn't that mode only available during certain times?

I don't remember journos being mad at Splatoon 2 either.

Second Exodus? What did i miss?

My point being that they may not be doing any further damage, but the damage they have already done is irreparable and not even acknowledged.

I think OP is counting twitter posts as journalism

because they are drawn by otakus

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Daily reminder that feminists and SJWs will forever be triggered by Persona 5.

And sold two millions because of it. Go figure not pandering to less than 1% of the global population, a demographic that actively disgusts a vast majority of people, will get you more sales.

So, I don't get it. They whine that women should be free to dress and behave as they want then kvetch female characters in a game dress provocatively, even though most of them dress more demurely than girls IRL do. Oh, wait, I get it, they're mad men get to enjoy this and aren't paying attention to the screeching of the feminists.

Because that's the kind of story I want to play through, yep.

Are these pod people? How difficult is "hot for teacher" to grasp? I mean, I read this and I can't imagine this creature interacting with living, breathing humans in any meaningful context. It's like letting an alien loose among humans and watching in fascination as it struggles to work through even the most basic of concepts.

1% of the population, even if we assume all of them played the game, they'd still be the minority compared to heterosexual men. I don't cry bitch tears because Call of Duty is more popular than Deus Ex.

Here is their only actual complaint. The game is made for heterosexual men to enjoy and that must never be allowed.

Someone should drum up the rape statistics for Japan as compared to bastions of equality and egalitarianism like Sweden.

1% of the population. But numbers are racist or something.

I don't think these vermin even understand they are directly responsible for destroying what they like. This thing obviously is a fan of Persona, yet it wants to remove everything Japanese about the game and turn it into another hollow shell of leftist virtue signaling like Gone Home or Sunset.

Suffering. real.

Y? I figured they'd praise the 'dieversity' of the token nigger character the Big N added to the game.

The second exodus was about half a year after the first. That's when the quality of Holla Forums went South and kept going in that direction.

Wolfenstein II failed though, gamers don't want single player experiences anymore. Polygon said so. #DumpTrump

#resistance brother

Loli Squid Ass

I still believe in the near tomato butthole.
I swear that if you squint at the sky on a clear, moonlit night, you can just see it, twinkling, gently.

They don't want 6 hour FPS campaigns with zero reason to play again, combined with hours of cutscenes and a Marxist/Antifa agenda.

It still boggles my mind they managed to fuck up a concept as simple as "shoot Nazis" so thoroughly.

Xenoblade 2 is absolute garbage, stop being so contrarian that everything kotaku says they don't like you pretend to love.

Easy: they read "shoot nazis" with emphasis on "nazis" instead of "shoot"

And I don't even care for xenoblade

It's about time to stop making games where you shoot the good guys anyway.

But user half of those games are shit. Just because (((journos))) don't like them doesn't actually mean they're good.

Don't know if that was intentional, but still 10/10.

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WHERE IS THE NIER AUTOMATA SALT Holla Forums?
I WAS PROMISED LOTS OF JOURNO SALT BEFORE ITS RELEASE BUT I AM THOROUGHLY DISAPPOINTED

Too late 2B.
Your glorious ass saved Platinum and Taro, now we'll see your ass forever.

It was a couple of costumes and some challenge stages. I'd rather it wasn't a thing, but I found it very easy to just not buy them without feeling I was missing much.

There wasn't any salt during the Nier Automata release because journos, SJWs, and feminists were still traumatize from Trump winning the election and the inauguration.
After that, they forgot about all that and got triggered by Persona 5 instead.

Please leave this board, you despicable consensus cracking kike.

God damn, that rock you've been hiding under must be comfortable. Trust in mainstream media is at an all-time low. Mainstream hobbyist media is a joke. Every week, a new journalist, Hollywood mogul, or politician is implicated in sexual scandal.

For fuck's sake, Walmart just discontinued the sale of a shirt that says:

SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.

All because a bunch of journalists got butthurt and said it would promote violence.

Journalism is a joke. They have no merit, no integrity, and no good name.

Remember over three years ago?

They disowned you. They don't write articles for you anymore. They write articles for themselves, their friends, their corporate slave-drivers, and their investors. They write articles because its their job to make the 'right' games look good and shame the 'wrong' games into following their ideology. They write articles to push propaganda and social commentary about how diversity is great and straight white men are the devil.

They write articles for their purposes. Not to inform you. If you can't see this, go read Drunken Leigh's article again and remember that with that article, she denounced and disowned her primary consumer base.

Nobody has ever apologized for that. They have no intention to.

you okay fam?

Are you a stupid fucking faggot?

You are a shit-eater.

You seem really stressed right now user, that's not healthy.

neogaf go home

Game journos are Armond White

Maybe I have Sluggish Schizophrenia. Maybe I need to be shipped off to a gulag somewhere and be shot in the back of the head.

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Armond White is a beautiful troll, game journalists are mornons who couldn't even get white house press detail at a real outtfit

Do you need your school uniform that bad?

I'm saying you could use their opinions to find quality by doing the opposite of what they want.
If they throw an autistic fit about a game, the game is good.
If they praise a game, then the game is shit.

Not really. Kotaku is only alive because of money. The medium is dying and nobody is willing to drop the stick and let it end. These fucks are so self-important that they refuse to listen to the blatant majority because they think they are on 'the right side of history.'

All journalism is the same. They lie and omit and collude and express their bias in the exact same way. Gaming is a microcosm of society as a whole. The progression of gaming as a media has always reflected the historical progression of art movements, except at a much faster pace.

Video games have always been art. Always will be art.

So, no. I'm really not okay. I'm mad. Mad about the shit that video games have become, when there was so much potential for what video games could be. I'm mad that things are so bad, because the only way to fix it is to crash the AAA market with no survivors

I'm depressed about everything that has happened, and nobody can or will do anything about it. It's time people actually stood up and told these fucking companies to stop this shit already. They will keep rotting our precious hobby, our lives as a whole away from the inside until they are forced to stop. And no, I don't just mean video games. Comcast and Time Warner need to shut the fuck up and do their damn jobs. Companies need to stop poisoning us in the name of profits, selling our personal data, and distracting us from the harsh reality we live in before someone takes it too far.

so where's the porn?

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Just kick back and enjoy the fireworks my man

everywhere*

When did this happen?

Do you mean for that image, or in general?

Did anyone ever make a 2B version of pic related?

Fuck off Cuphead is a great game.

Something about the usage of the "white savior trope" that rubbed them the wrong way.

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Figured it would happen at some point.

it mostly was, but theres always fresh boys that think they need to try to act tough because of our reputation as a seedy corner of the undernet or whatever.

I want "journalists" to just start fucking dying. I've never seen such an insufferable, spoiled brat, retarded bunch of pieces of shit, ever.

I'm a weeb. And I don't have a victim complex because frankly I don't give a shit. Mainstream games media? Don't care. Mainstream games industry? Don't care. Gamer culture? Do. Not. Care.

What I do give a shit about is normalfags ruining my fun though.

What makes it a great game? The art and visual style are cool but I never gave it a second look because that appeared to be the game in a nutshell. Is it actually just a shmup as it appears? What of replay value? Why should I spend money on it when I have the entire mame library?