Remember this absolute travesty?

Remember this absolute travesty?
Remember how Cosmo got fucked so hard he turned into a girl?
Remember how some guy brought his wife's autistic son on stage?

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

I don't know.

CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION

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Its sad cosmo turned into this.

Did Hollywood finally start making good horror movies?

it was like a trap doujin but in real life

Yes, I remember the "b show"-tier AVGN episode.

What the literal fuck. That's horrifying.


The reality is more terrifying than the movies.

Small dfc trap getting finger bashed by busty dom girl in school girl outfit is my fetish.
It's very specific~

JOHN

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Remember when some absolutely unknown Jewish guy won the whole thing and BTFO all the ecelebs?
Fun times.

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

The original NWC were supposed to be about kids and teenagers. The modern NWC is about numales, trannies and cereal milk manchildren.
What happened?

jews

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

All the children that played Nintendo in the 90’s grew up to be manchildren that still play Nintendo in the 2010’s. The difference being that they were 12 back then and 35 now.

Remember how Cosmo got fucked so hard is also turned his best friend into a girl?

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

I unironically adore the NWCs when the quality is as good as John's. Give the players some good levels in Mario Maker, some surprises from new games, or some classics like Super Metroid and I'm happy

but he lost at the recent world championship. Will he turn into a "girl" next?

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If there are any trap artists out there monitoring this thread, please make a comic about a guy getting mindbroken by losing a video game competition into becoming a sissy cockslut, and send it to Cosmo.

I have every reason to believe that ==JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS== will return when the NWC comes back. Hopefully he'll be ready to dominate again and reclaim his fucking championship from that nobody hack fraud.

Didn't they have gayme theory on it?

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

I fucked hated MattPat. Cringy as hell.

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

Was he tight?

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

why did you fuck MattPat user?

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At least you didn't stick your tits between tifa's dicks, if you know what I mean.

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

THATS A LOT OF NUTS

That's a big file.

4u

Remember when Egoraptor played like absolute shit?

Literally every day for the past 6 years?

There is little more painful than that

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Holy fuck, that ending.

This shit writes itself.

How?

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKNIG NUMBERS AND A DOUJIN ARTIST WITH A SMALL DFC TRAP GETTING FINGER BASHED BY A DOM GIRL IN SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT

Report to the nearest oven.

I only remember Video Armageddon.

A very true fact of life.

Why do jewish women bald?

Children and teenagers are not as good at videogames as 18-23 year olds.

I haven't noticed that his jewelry resemblances Dr. Robotnik's

The guy who said: "You suck at Super Smash, Reggie"?

So? Nintendo games are first and foremost for children.

And this makes children better at them than adults how?

Who said anything about that? The event was originally aimed at a young audience and first and foremost as marketing stunt. I find it disgusting that they put greasy neckbeards and trannies on it nowadays with only a handful of kids.

He's JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS every lost just makes him more into a man.

That…isn't really him? Is it? Please tell me that's just some random fetish photo and not actually him.

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

Remember the biggest upset of 2017?

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

When does he not?


JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

who?

i like the old smeagol better

well remember he did have that big golden statue outside of his base in the cartoon

Pick 1 looks like a hairstyle i had, except i was 100x better looking.

what are you a halfling girl?

Someone needs to run that woman in faceapp and do the same to Jim Carrie and swap their sex.
We might be onto something.

No I'm a cute-ish boy.
I had lots of gays try to fuck me, not that I'm proud of it.

think of it another way. that means theres probably cute girls out there who want you to be their penis teddy bear. i miss my hair.

It's actually rather easy to find girls if you're percieved as cute