Lately I can't stop fapping to big, sweaty touhou asses. Doushio ?

Lately I can't stop fapping to big, sweaty touhou asses. Doushio ?

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why do they have to be sweaty

why not ?

Desu is going full Sci.

That's, what, 3 adhesive?
I'm not super worried.


Oh, yeah, the one that's pretty much already complete.


There's a static spawn with hard-coded mods in College Square.

sweat is icky

not putting "new" next to spam new thread links should be bannable

More fluids to lick

Just keep replying


I don't understand how nobody else picks up on the moral ambiguity of shitting on someone trying their damndest to make up with you and be a decent person in the same post as you telling someone else that they are wonderful and shouldn't be depressed.


fuck

thats nasty


this is you right now

you should probably just stop replying to grim. I don't think it's going to do anything but make you feel worse.

They're sweaty because they're working hard.

...

Weird.
I thought the only statically modded weapons were super basic, usually just to show that someone killed themselves with it.

if she showers and THEN you start having sex then it's fine

no i get tight in those furfags

nani

I really wish I had an answer to it. Yeah, distractions are nice but sometimes it's hard to keep finding them all the time :/


The only sport I care about is hockey and you can literally stream games through CBC or NHL for free in Canada.

when you say you are a girl

do you mean that you have a vagina?

or you are like post-binary-gender fluid

just trying to understand this

Nigga. You can't front on me. I know you know what this means

If you're not sweating during sex, you're doing something wrong.

good talk

...

Yes it is, because I am trying to give you every benefit of the doubt and you aren't making it easy


I think I already fell over the cliff.

LOL
I don't know if you're using it the right way

Obviously I would take a shower beforehand too

...

goes to show how much of a good person I'm not

save yourself the trouble Michael, I'm not worth the hassle.

just the normal first part.

Ah well, thought it had a deeper meaning with the hardened sniper rifle leaning on a chair with a table next to it and whiskey on top of it.


Someday you'll run out of adhesive.

ye im gonna lose in dota

make sure you spamping the fucker who tilted you

You like all the same people that I do, so I have to look at your face wherever I'm at.

It is a hell of a lot easier when I give you the benefit of the dubt

yeah. basically that's the main problem.

oh well. best of luck, emma. and good luck with your cold. I'm going to go now. see you around, cutie.


that's all the more reason to stop.

I'm going to go to bed. just disengage and play a game or something. I hope you feel better.

goodnight, thread.

I got low priority a week ago for pinging someone 3.5 thousand times

...

When you can literally grow it?
Probably not.

The only time you see static spawns like that, it's just mean to make it seem inhabited and organic.
Fo3 was far worse about static spawns having "stories" that were just small things you could assume from the scene.

...

yeah for some reason they are cucking us with these baseball postseason games

so i just go to reddit MLBSTREAMS

oddly enough, it was 4chan /sp/ to tell me about the reddit stream tip


like normal vagina girl?

that's pretty rad

how do you feel about zara larrson

no wait

holy shit lol
I didn't know that was an offense


neenee cuppy


bro
you can not be friends with someone and look at their face
it's not hard

Want to take his place?

Cup, it's too early for bed!


that's pretty shitty, though

Night cup

i gots no booze on me

Sleep well Cuppers.


Takes way too much effort.


The teddybears make some neat nonsensical story though.

You got something else tho, don't ya?

not at all
its not black and white

what's wrong with you?

Teddy bears vs gnomes.
And shitloads of plungers.

Goodnight teacup

Yeah, you're Black2 and White2

if you ever want to do something with said friend, it makes them have to chose, which is shitty

bye kissshot

i have diet coke

what do you mean?

Oh hey, Boo.

no booze

Oyasumi

why do they have to choose
I can tolerate you

thats why im talking to you


die

Take care.


Apparently the Blue Jays are doing pretty well, they shit on someone like 10-0 yesterday or something.

is kissshot like some owlffucker that only comes here to flirt with cuppers

why do we have so much cancer

Nothing like some skeletons in a fishing net underwater with knives in them.

once you get it it spreads and spreads

i was a diet coke aficionado before his stupid ass started dont play me boy

i dont care for getting drunk

though i am a percocet slut

fallout.gamepedia.com/Shelter

Now I'm just confused


getting drunk is the only thing I have found that is actually good for me, generally

who is that? she looks pretty normal. her voice seems to sing pretty good.
not bad.
never heard of her though.
neat. thanks.

Going to bed.
Grim, I booped you on steam with a fullstop.


Lol.

Diet.

:(

nini

yeah toronto is on a roll


i mean jesus

she's swedish

what do you drink

it is superior to the standard

somethign mixed with something else

not beer

There were some plunger filled rooms in FO4 too with those garden gnomes.


Sleep well Rin.

...

Cummies for diet Coke.

Yeah.
It's just some reoccurring joke for some reason.

Last I heard they were doing awful and couldn't win a game for shit though.

Sounds like the Maple Leafs.

I see it now
nini

are you offering

it is....

WHAT THE FUCK KYLE WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO YOUR TEST FUCK FEST

I amalso interested in violating test

Guess it's some type of an inside joke between the devs.

Maybe I am.


There will be little kids and my brother.
My father will also be there on a separate outting.
I don't need you at Ren Fest drunk yelling that you "love this here dog fucker".

the blue jays had an exciting af win over the orioles for the wildcard

and are making the rangers their bitch AGAIN

dont tease

You're going with a midget dressed as a princess.
How is that any better?

How would I even get you diet Coke from this far away?

no i was talking about the you and test meet that already happened

Wildcard?

You guys think about me fucking Test more than I do.
And that's saying something.

backing out already

also nini

interesting.

Earn it.


Didn't you already freak about this though?
I had to dodge Chicago completely to go see him.
I passed through it on my way up though.

dont need to

...

yeah it's pretty stupid

like the AL and NL each have two spots where like they have a one game playoff to make it into the playoffs

then they get to play the first place team

wild card teams win world series though

baseball is a fickle bitch

Then I'll drink it alone and it will be great.

Sleep well Flan.

k

Why not just take the higher placed team?

nana

...

...

This is my meme

there are many like it but that one is mine

...

...

shrug

pretty cool huh?

you're welcome


got me just seems weird

like an hour from test

did you fuck


like for instance the cubs won 103 games this year

but like they have to best of five against the giants who won the wildcard against the mets

the giants could very well spoil the best team in baseball

the beauty of it

How many fucking games do they play?

Nope.


Now. We got burgers and hung out a bit.
I met his sister.

like 160 or 180

fuck if i know

all those people are NIGGERS!!!!!1!!!

Steward Copeland is a god fuck you

G'night.

giants left to chapman

Jeez, that's like 1 every day.

Though it's probably not as demanding as hockey.

I love thEM
but I had TO

sweet dreams south drizzy

so when are you and test-chan getting married? uwu merp~~

YO DAWG

Feckin' finally

Oh golly.


It's not Sunday though.
I have to work tomorrow.

Also I have to work tomorrow too.
I got slated for more overtime again. I never get to have a day off.

They're already married.
Test wore an altered wedding dress ]his mother wore.

baseball makes hockey look like lukas

g-golly gee, d-d-daddy! u//w//u do... i get an answer?

It is Friday tho
Fuck it all then, worth a shot

Lukas?

What's that?

I used my only vacation as a temp for next weekend to go out of town.
Maybe I can get the weekend after off. We lost like, 6 people in a week so we need to cover a ton of shit.

hello there fellow memer
have we mmetbefore

Good afternoon.

hey gogs how ya doin ya sick cunt

no i m new here im a real girl!@!!@@!!@@!#

POSEY

like shit dirty vag tier


HOLY CRAP YOU DID IT

hey, sorry i saw your post and i just thought you sounded cute in your post,. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls posting on Holla Forums haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

I am doing okay. How about you bardy?

whelp

Master.. you're killing me... thank you...

At least I tried this time

Later then

Yo Bard, you still have that ancient Yotsuba post about "what are the anime threads" or whatever?

Enjoying some ice cream! Came out a little short on my paycheeck so thats kind of ame but oh well
playing some fallout

tonight is brety gud
yoou up to much fun?

We'll find a time.
Once I get my own place I can drink any time I want.

None of these guys looked anything like I expected them to based on their style of playing

lol fatties

I am going to probably read and stuff but I well eventually have to do some things for a thing which is really boring.

plans and stuff are BORING
you need to be more spontaneus

His voice is so high when he sings but he doesn't look it at all

Also pls give the past thx

Watching leeg makes me wanna play Battlerite.

he sounds like geddy
also
w-what/

Plans and stuff make sure everything is done in a timely fashion and not forgotten on a whim to be rushed at the end.

...

Yeah, he's great. Check out the band if you can, they're amazing

I meant the Yotsuba pasta explaining the threads

...

Looks okay


Best loli

(´ω`*) buy me steam games

based lloyd?

...

Get hypocrisy memed on

Pretty much the only thing they can do better is add more heros.

whoa hey dude how's life

damn I wish I kept that one
Ive been needing it myself
if you find it please let me know

Yeah it's pretty great, I lost it in my various computer swaps :(

I'll fine it tho, someone has to have it

wow I'v enever made it this far
O-okay !!!!

Buy me a game instead.

v(・∀・*) send me the codes and the nudes

lloyd was always the 16 year old that had the vocabulary of a 40 year old

Oh no I'm fucked


Do you have it already?


It's pretty sexy wbu

no wonder why darbear raped him on the reg

I got it like two days ago and I really like it.

just trying to think about the rest of the year fam

GED
DAN

I wish i could be a 16 y/o

Lemme watch you play it so I can decide if I want it
I want to get addicted to some game that isn't league


Is some big shit happening

wut ?

i think lloyd was actually 15 much of the time he was unabashedly cybering darwin

i wish you were 16................. uwu

d-don't steal my waifu............(â—Ž_â—Ž;)

trying to plan a trip out to see people

Do I have you on steam?

No~

teeps if you come to nyc I'm gonna whoop your ass

then we can chill

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039306800/

not gonna lie you kinda look like you have literally never been in a single physical altercation ever

who wasnt having cyver sex at age 15 though bth


damn
I like your style
you're a real freacc

i mean i will will lightly push him and his one remaining tooth will fall out

Squash?

You're legally not allowed to live in New York if you don't have a violent criminal offense under your belt

Damn son

no like my old college roommate got some shit together

it's been so long

I was craaazzy cybering on mirc when I was 15.

but everyone did it.

why're talking about anupam "arranged marriage" grim-chan here though

we're

Because deep down you love him and wouldn't lose him to a 'female'

Granted any female who shacks up with Grim can grate cheese on his forehead so that's always a plus if she's a cook

I'll shack with Grim.

You just like his oversized hairy body

or if they move back to India she can wash their clothes on his forehead too.

LOVE SHACK
LIH LUH LOVE SHACK

...

it's a lil ol place where we can get together

baby

brad is it weird that i see you as the drummer in this?

That explains everything.

even live this music is shit.

listen you wiggers, you are not black people

SHE IS SWEDISH YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING CUCK

Right, then Mette Lindberg is going to get accused of stealing reggae

nah man those tunes are just wig to the zig.

whoa i thought canadiennes were supposed to be nice

SVENSKA?

something about fish i assume

Vous êtes monsieur un mégot, le pire trou du cul qui peut graisser un poteau jusqu'à 40cm

THAT IS ACTUALLY ME IRL WHERE DID YO UFIND THIS VIDEO?

That's BBC Radio1 don't pretend.

master ban san please come and tickle my toe before bed > w

i literally just said 'swedish?'

...

just seemed like your level of chill

the canAIDeiennes

I've been in more physical altercations than you will ever have in your life, TP.

Try me.

poo poo on my bum bum
get the poo off my bum

1) is this something to proud of? are you a nigger?
2) no, no you haven;t

grim fucking lives with his parents

his biggest altercation was when like either blood-chan or wish baleeted him for the 10th time

Drunk TP is best TP.

I don't need to be a nigger to know how to fight

I can have 4 kids and it still won't change that

damn i went hot right there for a sec grim

sorry love

...

I might bruise your face now

let's be real here though

you certainly don't know how to irl fight

you can't even internet fight right

I mean
time will only tell right?

I'll try to be in the city when you decide to make that trip fam

URR FIGHT ME IRL BET I WHOOP U FAM

here is my impression of grim internet fighting

i went too far

i will quit forever

...

I want to see the Grim v. TP title fight

My money's on Grim because he's a bulky motherfucker

TP is a skinny white guy lol

He doesn't even eat meat what the fuck

imma drop him like a bad habit, yo

@lloyd how do you feel about gucci these days

$

Whoop whoop, dat ass too fat.

he lost a grip of weight since prison

still kinda based

More conscious of his image and photogenic but overall the same guy

...

I'm not sure what to do with my night now.

i was so surprised

tiny

rp with me

I'm kind of out of it.


*Paws you*

dsghshsfh

o-oh

terrible

Sorry. I take a lot of pain meds after work so once those kick in I tend to not be in calls.

prescr1bed?

hey guys i take pain killers just to reply to you?

why even say that

here is my impression of squash

i am squash i tell the truth when it is convenient

hey guys
I'm gonna throw shade at everything that moves
notice me

*I slowly move to your side. The warm, baited, breaths draw me ever closer. The light prickle of fur shoots sensations across mine. My paw slowly brushes your hair from your face. You turn a slight rose in the face. Your eyes dart to the side to avoid mine. The tension is palpable, but not one word is said. From your face my hand moves with precision to your side as I take the loose dress from your shoulders. It falls like the softest snow. Your breasts find freedom from being strained against the sheer fabric.*


No.


*Notices you*

isn't that why you quit?

DONT DO IT GRIMMU YOU MIGHT HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AGAIN

lol based grim why did you even quit?

question mark


I'm in luanns discord, there are like 10 people on voice

you should join if you want company

*moves*

Who are they?

fuji and friends

but for real grim why did you quit? cause you bitched out bard? who hasnt

why are you back

I'll pass, but say hi to her for me.

...

"hi squeesh"


no nigga it's cause I got sick of the place

Tell Fuji I love her

Come on. That's some good shit right there.


~

eh

you lie you got into some dram

...

I'm not your messenger tell her yourself


have a good sleep when you decide to sleep

k

i survived the hurricane

i missed it

explain the drama that made you quit

*Teleports behind you*
OwO
What's this?!

But you were Squash's messenger?

yes

I have at least another hour on me.

Daddy Grim treats me good, Lloyd.

that and I remember you wouldn't forward my message a long time ago so just getting back at you for that

I'm satisfied now

i just wish grim would flat out say why he fake quit

its complex my boy

OwO


Because you were asking me to tell someone to like get fucked or something but ok

i genuinely think that in grim's mind

he thought he was dunzo

and now this pedo is calling me a boy

yes


B O I

hella dillusional

grim when you "quit" threads did you "quit" LoL

such a fucking dirty bitch

I've quit like twice now.

...

...

...

you have quit WAY MORE than twice

god if i had a penny every time kyle was like yeah i don't like you anymore i am moving

I've taken breaks, but only actually "quit" twice.

what ever you were a complete dick about it more than twice

Happy weekend, threaders~

...

You'll get over it.

you t-too

:3

What are your plans for the weekend?

i already did

it was more for historical purposes

barf

It's okay, you're protected by a promise not to die.

...

boop my snoot

you cyber an american three times your age

Sounds good! I'm going to LA and meeting my parents for dinner tomorrow, then getting my electronic drums and bringing them home :3

whats up dunn

She is an egregious human being.

...

i dig her style and her talent

i'm sorry that literally the only reason anyone knows you is cause you cyber darwin

...

Oh, awesome. It's been a while since you've drummed, huh?

Checking out a new place to eat together, or a usual spot?


Just relaxing after work and playing with some food ideas in my head. Gotta get to the grocery store for ingredients at some point once I figure out what exactly I want to make.

Two weeks of watching Food Network finally inspired me ;p

What's up with you?

Master's word supersedes it.


I guess we have to commit suicide now.

*Boop*

She's a militant feminists who makes public statements where she condemns all men as rapists.

I am immortal.
Darwin should know better than to think he is as well.

Thanks

...

just make food?

like you gotta eat right?

are you eating?

Step up, Boredin.

...

He is under Geass, though.

Yeah, way too long.. I miss my actual wood drums tbh

We're going to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, none of us have been there lol

stopped reading

YOU LITERALLY ARE ONLY KNOWN FOR CYBERING DARWIN

YOU ARE DESU TIER

LEWD BORN

PLEASE NEVER REPLY TO ME EVER AGAIN YOU PIECE OF LITERAL GARBAGE

see

You actually want my number?


I don't know what that is.

My appetite has been back with a fucking vengeance, dude. It's ridiculous.

I mean I'm gonna get normal stuff, but I want to make like something fun and creative. I need more creative outlets^^


Electric will have to do~

Chicken and Waffles? When did you become black? Did you ever try the chicken and waffle flavored Lays chips? They were... weird.

its the truth, she practically has the entire country asking her to please stop embarrassing herself.

Not particularly, I do not spend a lot of time on my phone.

Yeah, I can't make that much noise here unfortunately :(

NONE OF US ARE BLACK. I suggested an Italian restaurant and they went for Roscoe's so I just kinda went with it

eh just because you think you are a girl doesn't mean you have to be a top chef now lol

I simply use Steam for texting.
And Facebook messenger for family.

Geass power is similar to a wish. It's a request to someone to give you the power to achieve what you can't on your own.

rememer elmers: you have a brain disorder

you have a penis

This is that fucking LeDouche shit, isn't it?
This was an anime.

I use discord, but I'm on my computer 90% of my awake time so it's not too important.

Her penis probably gets more action than yours though.

Italian is the safe choice.


Can we not do that tonight please?

I've been cooking since I was like 7 or 8 The trans thing has nothing to do with my cooking. I'm just excited to try making pasta from scratch and going with it.

lol probably

We went for Roscoes tho

it's nice to remind him

considering he has been overdosing nonprescribed hormones for months

You shall now refer to me as your majesty.

Only if you refer to me as God.

I have prescriptions though...

alright fine

so i just make like sick scramles in my microwave

also have you discovered ghost peppers yet?

no wait.. can we swap? I like that one better.

bump

Microwave eggs are cool to do.

Yeah. Peppers of all sorts are my jam. I gotta get my friend's uncle's recipe for this really yummy sweet ghost pepper relish. Habaneros are pretty much the hottest I go for the most part cause spicy goes into my tongue holes lol

It's too late. I already have a trip with Kami in it.
Doubles for God and Wolf.

IT AINT MY FAULT

NOPE NOPE NOPE

It doesn't count lalalala I'm not listening.

nice pic

no but specifically ghost peppers

so based

Step up.


Makes me miss me old anime girl folder.

What about them? I haven't eaten one plain or anything if that's what you're asking.

you elmers you wanna tiny

i'm kinda bored and it's getting late

You have to call me Kami+1.

That would imply you are better.

I'd rather not have you rekt me on cam...

...

you think i would go hard or something?

i used to have one too.

Unfortunately yes.

Makes me wish I moved all my old files to this computer.

...

I wonder if I take dog hormones if I'll grow fur.


And we both know that's not true.

i would

it's no reason not to do it

...

reason enough for me.

I don't understand why you have to be such a hater tbh *shrugs*

Leave my warped reality alone.
It's fragile.

isn't part of being mentally disabled enough to believe that you can transition into a different gender

like handling the comments

i'm a realist love

what happend to all your drives and folders and pics over the years?

New computer. Didn't bother to keep much.

i came

elma you will never be a girl

you will always be an addict

sucks but true

what should i eat for midnight snack

pizza

where old computer?

pull out HDD and hook it into new comp?
and have more drives?

safety from a hurricane :)

I saved some shit to a small HDD and wiped all my other ones.
I have a 256 gig SSD, 1 TB HDD, 2 560 gig HDD, and a small 240 gig HDD all hooked up to this computer.

I could hook 2 more up if I really wanted.

i didnt even get a congratulations

Accolades.

no has


hi this is nezi's ghost im actually ded

cookies

go to sleep squashie

wow... soo many..
my laptop only has a 250gb ssd and a 1tb hdd.

why couldn't you save everything? ._.

*Laps up your cummies*

rip

It only goes downhill after it shatters.

I'll sleep when I'm dead.


Disinterest.


I can put it back together.

good girl

Sometimes I like to lie in bed all wrapped up in a blanket and pretend I don't exist for an hour.

alright

goodnight squashie im off

:3


Night, Grim.

...

It's your reality.

lol i went to my bar to get some takeout beers and like this nigga was being vehemently banned cause apparently he shit all over the bathroom and had been banned before

i was like my man why are you bullying this man

he fucking shit all over our bathroom

kinda love berwyn

aw...

that's too bad.
oh well.

Don't look at me that way. Least my desire overcomes my sense of decorum.


And I'll make due.

Then why did you want my number?

...

Definitely not that way either. My disgust may triumph over my graces.


I don't really think I wanted it to begin with.
More it was just a joke to want it because you never gave it.

...

so kyle you do realize that test is an hour away from me right?

did you rail test?

The only things left I need are your face and name.

F O U R T O P
O
U
R
T
O
P

I only had gas enough to see him.
And no.

...

Lest

Don't rainbow read me, nigga, or whatever George says.

...

Would you rather I replace gas with interest?

Reading rainibow

I have never heard of rainbow read before.

that gas though

it's not like test could have bought more on his pizza hut salery

...

How much do you make as a gym teacher?

nah fam you fucked a dude in buttfuck illinois

congrats

?

My gym teacher had a big penis.

How would you know this

honestly i think ikt has the largest penis in our threads

Peeking.

shiro and tsuchi's are pretty large

Relocating to my bed.
Steam me if you need me.

does he post his when he isn't getting cucked by smiles?

tsuchi is a sneaky creep bag

and yog's obv

What if he saw you doing that

nini

I bet he wants people to see.

that'd be a little scary

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