Phil Greaves is a good boy and he did nothing wrong

I just looked at tankie twitter and holy shit these faggots are fucking insane.

Isn't she a playboy heiress?

reported for e-celeb shit

I wonder what Phil looks likes irl.

why? he's a good ML

Hi Phil.

Seems like ML is the cancer of the left then.

Cuba has done more for workers than anything non-MLs are doing right now

M-L in a nutshell.

how is it?

Look up the definition you sperg

And liberalism isn't at the barrel of a gun? What happens when you seize your workplace? … right

wtf I love horseshoe theory now

PHILLY CHEESE LEAVE

im sorry it triggers you but Leninism is hypermilitant social democracy

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Phil's paranoia is basically where Holla Forums is headed, he is /ourguy/ in this sense.

a massive welfare state with wage labour is social democracy kiddo

Podesta is up to something, no question.

Should workers be paid in kind? I'd have some trouble trading large-gauge screws.

You'll get what the evil syndicalist commisar gives you.

"It's about ethics in games journalism" lmao how do u evin tink dat… u listen to trapt… youre like someones grandad who doesnt get cultural references. yr opinions would get a 0.0 on the pitchfork of political opinions

i dont know anything about pedophilia in politics because there's no material there for point scoring and signalling my great taste + self awareness + that i get weird twitter irony… calling people nerds and saying lmao in lower case… estrogen levels thru da roof

but the conspiracy name has pizza in it lmao nerds

mobile.twitter.com/PhilGreaves01/status/833632236742246400

What the fuck is his major malfunction?

Phil is the king tankie, the alpha. All the other twitter tankies swim around him and Kahina looking for approval but Phil isn't interested in making friends, his one goal in life is to protect the LEGITIMATE, ELECTED and SOVEREIGN government of Syria against NATO proxies.

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A revisionist counter-revolutionary Trotskyist was teaching a class on Bookchin, known revisionist
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bookchin and accept that he was the most coherent leftist the world has ever known, even more coherent than Karl Marx!”
At this moment, a Ba'athist Marxist-Leninist armchair theorist who had won 1500 twitter debates and understood the necessity of anti-imperialism and fully supported all military decision made by Assad stood up and held up a map of the Middle East.
“Where can Rojava be seen on this map? It only says Syria.”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “The Assad regime supresses even cartographers. Rojava is de facto independent.”
“Wrong. It’s been almost 6 years since the civil war started. If 'The Assad regime' AKA the Syrian government was massacring its own people, as you say… then he would've been denounced already by everyone.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Next Revolution. He stormed out of the room crying those revisionist Zionist tears.
The students applauded and all supported Assad in his fight against western imperialism that day and accepted Stalin as the last real leader of the Soviet Union. An eagle named “Marxism-Leninism” flew into the room and perched atop the Syrian flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Syrian national anthem was sung multiple times, and the ghost of Fidel Castro himself showed up and taught the students the value of 'socialism in one country'.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died when the Mossad backstabbed him for not serving them well enough and was tossed into the Euphrates.
The young man's name? Phil Greaves.