Do you fap to non porn vidya?

I fap to Crusader Kings 2 and Europa Universalis 4

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I can still see the polygons on the edge of her ass AND panties. Immersion ruined.

Absolutely.

That's because shes an android.
Immersion restored.

>>>/vp/

no u

Yes, to Shepherd in Mass Effect.

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>not to the Geth

I'm not into aliens or monsterboys.

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When I was a teenager

Men of culture.

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I could swear these are not the images I posted

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Also saved Platinum from actual bankruptcy. And insured that Nier becomes another franchise Square rapes to death then silently sweeps under the rug.

Don't jinx it faggot.
I want to enjoy 2B's ass while it lasts.

I've made cute lesbian sims in TS2 who banged every non-elderly female they met. I fapped hard, the kissing and grabbing animations are good and the sounds are incredibly hot. Somehow got me off a lot more than whatever super pornographic material I knew.

how does she keep her panties so lilly? White underwear can only lead to smear and skidmark and the fact that she is a woman, her vagina emits fluids that are not controllable and i'm not talking about periods here. Also, her panties are very tight stuck to her anus and she does a lot of fighting and most likely takes time to use the bathroom like we all do, she deficates. She fights she deficates, she deficates and she fights. All in white panties. where are her skidmarks? There's no such thing as magical toilet paper whiping clean everything her bottom produces

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She's a fucking robot you retard

Idiot

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it is impossible to make robots so advanced and human-like with our current technology. You sound like you're just in denial

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If you define "porn" as depicting the sexual act then yeah, I fap a lot to non-porn video games. I find erotica much more appealing. Fucking Japs with their cock-teasing censorship.

that entirely depends on whether or not the game inadverently triggers my fetish

That's why game plays of thousands of years into the future user.

For some reason only Dreamcast games come to mind when you bring this up. Maybe just because I was a serial fapist around then.

Arcee does it for me

I fapped to DoA5 once or twice. But I prefer actual porn "games" like pic related, playan right now.

kys pedofag

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Stop projecting.

Yes

cooltrainer < beauty < swimmer < team rocket grunt < aroma lady < lass < school girl
Sabrina < Lorelei < Claire < Karen < Erika < Glacia < Flannery < Misty < Whitney < Jasmine < Phoebe
I never played past gen 3

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I do, personally I think it is becoming a bit of problem as it's started to become more frequent. I might have to try nofap before it becomes a problem.

Yes I have, and it was good.

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For some reason I can't upload anything on 8ch over a certain filesize; it just gets stuck at 100%.

There was a Fire Emblem game. One of the characters was called "Maria" or "Marisa" or something. Mymiradon, pink hair. Her color scheme was black with red trim. With my imagination running wild of a 2D waifu in black underwear/bikini with a red trim was a turn on for some reason.

of course

Floor tiles?

Lurk more 10000000 years.

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kys bossy fag

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Hahaha

I would.

Patrician taste.

Is this about the story about the guy who went on a "spiritualist" trip with some other guy and then as a result had a fetish for this state? Or is this a different story?

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i wish more games let you use models like this

Yeah they are the same.

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What, are you three feet tall?

lol manlet

hotwheels?

If the body is 10/10 and the clothing fits my autistic preferences then yes. But only if there's amazing jiggle physics and she's doing something sexually provocative

A bit offtopic but Skyrim is actually really good as far as lewd games go actually. Though I hope you like several hours of understanding how load orders and mod organizers work among many other things. Once you're there it's a solid lewd fantasy universe game with terrible gameplay. What makes it tolerable though is how you can modify just about anything above the initial framework and even some stuff within it. After that you still have a bad game but at least everything that occurs in it is specified to your taste and can still manage to surprise you with the several variables and circumstances that occur. Pick related. I can bad this shit up myself because over half of it's possible in Oblivion (mostly thanks to the russian/japanese modding community that persists even to this day)

Why is Arcee so lewd?

Because she was made for that single purpose.

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Good to know you would also fit inside the trash can where you belong as well.

(You) sound like my mother. And everyone else I've ever met.

It's okay

I weep.

Smartest thing I have heard all day.

There's something really cute about images like this.

I think everyone has at least once.

Ouch

What.

what happened to civilization and culture

How could I not? She was the first girl I interacted with to any significant degree as a child. Plus she seemed like a super caring person, I wanted to date her irl but could not.

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why would you ever want that?

ZUN art is best art

They're unique I guess.

get eaten you fucking nimrod

This "scene" gave me the biggest boner because I've only seen that swimsuit in hentai.

nice

Are you backpack cuck?

this one time when my computer had stopped working, i fapped to one of the cd sleeves from my world of warcraft game box.

dark days they were.

I've famped to my Skyrim ladies numerous times. I like it

fuck off

These images are official.

ZUN did not draw those.

pleb taste

I've beaten it to Irileth and Jenassa numerous times.

Neither bring even the slightest hardness to my cock. In all the mods, both races have two tits. Well, felines have eight tits. Reptiles have no tits. It's stupid. You're stupid.

i was gonna post that, can't even draw good lolis

I didn't know we had such normalfaggotry around here.

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every time. Do we have that many scaly autists or is it just you?

Flat doesn't really do it for me, I was more responding to complaining about Argonians having tits.

He's complaining about them not having tits though.

how do i recreate a character like this?

He didn't but it's the closest thing we'll ever get.

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I only really ever jerk off if whatever I'm looking at is at least showing a pussy, so no.

ESL detected.

Good lord, that woman is fucking tiny.

I downloaded a preset and edited the shite out of it. Not talented enough to make a lady this lovely from scratch. And the redhead is a Recorder overhaul

haha

I used to wound Michele Dachss in Far Cry 2 just to hear her wounded moans. Probably the only example I can think of off the top of my head.
I fucked around too much one time and ended up killing her.

Macrophillia is a bitch and I can't enjoy multiplayer Katamari

You sure?
Both species have tits in all but one Elder Scrolls game.

That's a beautiful image; nice panties and such, but there's something about it that bothers me.
What the hell is generating those sparks? A shoe splashing the puddle? I don't even know if they are sparks. Sparks usually hint towards the point of contact where the materials grind, but they don't point anywhere. They kind of look like embers of a fire, but what is burning? The viewing angle of the image is so low to the ground, there's nowhere something can burn to get the embers where they are.
And then there's the splash of the shoe. Has anyone seen water splash like that? The only time I see a splash like that, there's something like a crater of displaced water that become the drops, but the water just under the shoe looks barely disturbed. Also, the drops are blue, but the sky is gray.
Am I autistic?

Judging by the angle and light from the embers it appears to have been emitted from a source behind the POV.

Never mind, I can't read.

Nice dubs, but the embers are so close to the source POV, that there should be illumination from back there too, but there's none.
The image has so much detail that I can't help but think it's just a photo of a cosplayer, then they did a whole bunch of stuff to a photo in photoshop, but then some intern was left to do the embers and water splash.

I just fapped and now my penis feels kinda uncomfortable.
Did I do it wrong?

Dude your dick is probably infected and is going to fall off.
nah You're probably fine **just don't do it too often*í

Looks the same as most of the shit produced in japan. The face especially.

What are some good lewd mods for

Gothic II with Night of Raven expansion is pretty lewd.

Stop masturbating, soycuck.

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I main Oblivion because it looks decent enough for porn and can run on toasters.
loverslab.com/topic/6799-lovers-plugin-index-with-direct-links/
Install LAPF framework after you've installed all the other essential shit like OBSE and Unofficial patch, non potato faces, body types and the shit. Read the read me's and just ask if you have questions. Also ditch the compromised ID.

I should add that before you even click that link, all the shit I referenced after it is found on Nexusmods. You'll need an account on both LL and Nexus. Just use a throw away one.

your mom eating a pizza

LOL

My first Pokefap was Misty.
Those shorts of hers made my dick hard and i couldn't resist her legs.

Yeah all the time.

Kill yourself

Partition taste gentlemen.

Missed opportunity fam

I'd clang.

You're either under age or have terrible taste.

Awwooo~!

Which is why it's the duty of the white race to mix our genetics with superior Nip genetics.

mah nigga

Posting A2 cus she needs more love

How do you get non ayy elves?

why?

Mods.
But then the elves end up all look identical to the Human races. I think some mods do add better textures without doing that though.

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as a child I would drown kid link in ocarina of time/majoras mask to hear his moans and didnt realize this was super gay until years later because I had never thought about it
I was also really turned on by gerudos and thought about gerudo and link /ss/ and got a stiffy when swallowed by like likes, but as an adult I am not reall into that, even if the like likes still turn me on

Gay. but you do you fam

Yes, yes you are. But it's ok we love you anyway

I used to fap to Mai Shiranui bouncy fucking tits and up-skirt shots of the other female fighters. Princess Peach on both melee and brawl , fucking up-skirt shots mane and did cum many buckets on Ashley in Resident Evil 4. Oh and Soul Caliber was also one of my many go to series for fapping material, Sophitia
hnnng.

She does indeed deserve more love.

They're molten filaments of metal from the last robot she just tore through

trips confirm

checked
And posting more A2

You one of those fags who jerks off to numbers or something?

nah he's one of those fags who jerks off to giants.

Yeah now you have AIDS. Way to go faggot.

But what does that have to do with Katamari multiplayer? Does he find giant balls arousing or something?

it's a fucking video game, you autist. just play it and jerk off to the lewds like a normal person

Serious question. Do people actually jerk it while sitting at their desk staring at images and videos? I never really understood that.

how do you jerk off?

Good taste.

It happens every time and only for this, and I don't understand why.

Cute…
:3

Post hidden. No (you) for you!

I just rub one off in the shower. Twiddling my fiddle while sitting at my desk just seems awkward as fuck.

Aaand we're now discussing eachother's masturbatory rituals. Holla Forums is legit one of the gayest boards, just below /fit/

it's only gay if you make it gay

the fact that you think it's gay makes you gay.

What's gay about knowing how other people masturbate?

I don't think that's ever been up for debate. This place has been infested with furries, gays, and gay furries for as long as I can remember.

How the fuck does one even fap while sitting? It's very awkward as far as I can tell.

Learn how others do it so you can do it better yourself. Self improvement.

For example if I posted that I fap 2-4 times a day and every time I lay in bed and shoot on my tum, then stretch my underwear up and wipe my chest with it and go about my day, people can tell me if it's a good idea or not

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So youre saying

You sound like a fucking rapefugee, mr 1 and done

i chuckled.

How do you manage to balance a laptop on your stomach while fapping?

Not the same user, but it's very easy and also my preferred way of doing it. Just be careful to not stain the back of your screen

You have to go back

I've been in a few too many arguments that involved ID hoping. That got ingrained deep that's why

This thread derailed hard, but fuck it i'm posting more lewd vidya fap bait.

but don't mind me feel free to continue discussing fap techniques.

Do you think people would do that? Just go on the internet and hop IDs when they lose an argument?

now were cookin

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what manner of beast do you take me for? Jesus help this poor lost lamb be found, amen

Of course, I do.

Is this why I feel like shit every time I'm done fapping?
Is it because of Jesus?

yeah because He's embarrassed for you. Make more of an effort next time.

this. currently on the longest no fap run I've ever done (I fell for the raise your T meme, but it seems to be working). however I'm also in the process of cataloging and saving everything from
>>>/vp/
i thought it would break me but its weirdly desensitized everything for me.
I've left sexual desire behind

wow bro are you actually being serious? lol okay guess your girlfriend's about to be on the market

yeah bro nice gains

na m8, i'm going for that monk aesthetic

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Why is jesus watching guys fap, is he some sort of queer?

Jesus is queer when he feels like it. Fapping is mankind's greatest invention and He takes great pride in his Creation, amen

lol what's the weather like in San Fran, gratz on coming out. proud of you

Nah Jesus doesn't care. He loves you. Now God on the other hand, is disgusted by your fucking lack of self control. Makes you in his image and you act like a damn ape.

There are two possible scenarios.
or
Which is it? Your kike god is either a failure or he's so fragile he cannot bear to look upon himself.

Sorry god, i know i fucked up many times. You were right the whole time and i am just a hairless ape in awe of your glory. Pls forgive. I meant no affront to your glorious creation.

You too?

The fact that we are made in his image means we are able to make moral decisions, that is what separates us from animals. These decisions are not guaranteed to be right.

I don't masturbate.

Definitely gay

ANIMALS, ALL OF YOU.

This is the objectively best way to do it

get good

That doesn't even feel that good user.

It feels twice as good to me

shit, mang.

This.

The answer to that is the answer to your question.

Why is Cindy so lewd?

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she has a flat butt

Surprising in a melancholic way

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Niggers like land whales covered in cellulite. True patricians like a firm, round ass.

True patricians love anthropomorphic animals.

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That sounds unhygienic as fuck

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I hope it's still an erogenous zone~

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How would you know? Are you CIA?

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There's a time and place for pissing immediately after you cum, and that time is when you are well hydrated or drank something diuretic. If I cum and I have to pee just after, I can't empty my bladder and it feels like I cut off my piss. I have to spend like 30 minutes sitting on the toilet slowly peeing the rest out with a warm cloth around my dick. I drink around 1.5 liters of water a day plus other fluids, so this happens basically every time to me now.

However, if you do it quick enough, you can save yourself the agony. Even if you don't feel like you have to pee, go to the toilet and force it out. (Sit down because it's going to spray everywhere.) Seeing your cum floating in the bowl afterward is usually an "all clear" sign.

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Nope. Even the eroges I've played, I never fapped to them. Once I was done playing maybe I would go fap to something but never to the game. If a non porn game were to give me a boner, then I would still fap to something else.

L-Lewd.

because she smells like car pussy

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Is that a fucking gondola selfie at the Berlin holocaust memorial goddamn you bastards are amazing

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Arnie, you've got a problem.

wat gaem?

I thought I had something wrong with me. Fucking frustrating, like the valves are still closed. And it sprays fucking everywhere.

A2 is fucking hot, post more

A2 is pure, please do not sully her.

This is fucking sickening.

Can't tell which is more tsundere.
2B or A2?

I want to teach her firsthand

same girl, same thing, but i really loved her flat chest, maybe she's the fault i like lolicon

So they can slap on the open shirt bara faggot and you couldn't say a word against it.

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He's so much of a cuck, he got cucked by a guy who looks more of a manlet than he is.

lurk more.

Studiofow is releasing a film about her shortly

man i jerked like a mad cunt to soul calibur 2 when i was a lad

You play as a four guys dressed in leather who look like they came straight out of a boy band. The least they could give straight people was someone with Cindy's glorious sex appeal.

On one hand i like 2A more than B, on the other hand its FOW so its just gonna be a gangbang

Could be,could also be short solo stuff,won't know until it's out.

I await the nude mods for the game when it comes out on pc with fervor.

I can be in the mood for the gangbang stuff sometimes but i dunno if i want an a2 gangbang

>tfw you will never go hiking together with Cindy

I'm just saying don't assume

A2 is precious and I want to protect her smile.

Does Senran Kagura count as non-porn? It's blatant fanservice, but there's no actual nudity(or at least, not in the 3DS games) or sex.

Yeah, fapping in bed's the best position. It's no fun if you can't stretch out your legs while you bust. I usually don't bother with the laptop, though. I just jerk off to my imagination and use porn as inspiration. Porn can't get anywhere close to the lewdness of your own fantasies.

Dat stank pussay

I would lick every sweat in her body when she returns from hiking

nigga fuck in the woods like a mad cunt

hes too lazy to go with her

If he goes with her, there won't be enough time to play videogames.

this is a conundrum

Not for a long time.
I've had a lot of weird lewd vidya dreams tho.
Have any of you guys?

>Cindy will never come home and sit on your face after a sweaty desert hike

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Who are they?

I hate my dreams.

That's nasty.

You misspelled mind-blowingly arousing

Big ol SFM smut company.

Dreams often hold repressed desires, user.

moar

moddes HS

Disgusting, you are a pig.

shadbase?

oh so that is why people hate the game so much

Or sauce would be good.

Anyone else here fapped to Menat?

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Define taking care

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No. I'm not a degenerate.

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No. I don't even masturbate to porn games. Instead I play them for the story's which are either shit or nonexistent with a handful of exceptions.

>>>/cuckchan/

Don't lie.
You fapped to Rottytops

SOON

Very easy to do if you're not morbidly obese. If you need extra stability, pull it slightly closer to yourself and use the ribcage as the support for the front of the laptop. I am slightly short-sighted, so having the screen closer to the face is pretty good.

I'm mildy fat and can still do it.

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im just saying if my dick fell off and she ate it i think that would be the best outcome of a terrible scenario

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Patricians

50 bucks gets you a great hole and a lifetime of lube. That's including shipping. It will change your life.

My favorite SNK fap

i really wanted to pop that lil girls cherry in the first Bayonetta

You ripped the skin, faggot.
Didn’t your daddy teach you not to do that by using someone else’s mouth?

Finally somebody gets it

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sometimes I feel ashamed to be associated with the human species

I wish. I live in Canada and it's tough to find a site where shipping alone is less than 50 bucks on a decent onahole. I ended up ordering one of those reusable tenga vacuum cups. Had to get the black one which is a little too tight for me (unless I actually cover the hole for the vacuum effect, then I just can't get in it, or can't move if I'm already in it). I ordered from Amazon because I just noticed one day that the black one was pretty cheap with free shipping. The other two were something like double the price at the time. I like it, but it seems to take a lot more effort to cum with it than my hand, my dick ends up more irritated than if I use my hand, and goddamn does it ever give me a bad case of stinkdick. I clean it after every use but even if I don't finish my dick smells awful after. I cum real hard with it though.

fight me

I used to fire this game up and whack to it

gay

if you live on the border just set a PO in the US. I used to live in abbotsford so if I wanted to avoid shipping costs i'd have shit mailed to sumas. It didn't save a ton but I liked travelling to the states anyways so it didn't bother me.Also I highly recommend you never buy any loli themed holes in canada, they'll fuck you hard.

lord no, those things are fucking trash. I'm talking transfer student, high quality reusable well made onahole. That hole makes me nut in less than a minute. And if I feel like dicking around for a while i'll use my half-mature succubus. That one is super soft.

And I also highly recommend you move out of Canada because it's fucking horrible. Moving to the states was the best decision I ever made.

I live near the border but I don't think the US would take me. I just want a decent toy shop that doesn't charge an arm and a leg to ship up here. I had some onaholes I was looking into and I only got this for the price point.

fugg

yes, though it's kind of pushing the boundary of "non porn"

too big

More like not big enough. I can still see her torso.

I see you are man of culture as well.

I see no reason to fap to games

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Jesus Christ

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What is this from?

I do this if I'm hard around the time I normally shower. Otherwise I do

Laying on my side is comfortable, but I also like not having to fap into something or having to clean up afterward. It's more convenient to just jerk it into the toilet or shower and send it down the drain.

Wait which game is this?

>not one person has mentioned the batfu
>not ONE
Though I guess it's due to the double-catch where if you don't like her you're classed as a fag and if you do like her you're classed as a furfag. m8 I couldn't care fucking less about other anthros, but I'd fuck Rouge all night long if I could.

Monster climbing simulator.

Will there ever be an AAA developer with enough balls to make an actual porn game during our lifetimes…?