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well no, we were talking about a different class. you picked the best eo4 medic in my opinion. I had one in my first run of the game named perry, as in perry cox, like from scrubs.


hey squash. why do you go all the way home for lunch?

why is everyone taking this so seriously? :c


it was a joke lol


well the dream has been realized, I can die happy

I wasn't trying to, I just misunderstood that you were joking!

it's fine even now I'm just teasing, I apologize hart

I love metroid. the guy has an awesome arm canon and can crawl.


I forgive you.

I just live like 2 min from work.
Lets me relax.

Oh well then.


I always try to play for the better of the team, but I'm not one to tell my friends to tone their fun down.

you're not allowed to relax.

...

But they worked on it for sooooo long, don't you like metroid?
Maybe we should kill metroid, we obviously don't want it


Whoops

Please. I'm a good boy. I should get a few moments in my day.

Cup is magical girl now?

Desu I stole your waifus umbrella

oh, sorry! yeah they are super not worth taking in my opinion. you need those skill points. if you want to make a few characters specifically to grind that kind of thing I guess that would be fine...but you'd have to train them up. you get plenty of stuff simply by going home and resting and coming back when you need to, really.


see


disagree.


I got a new folder from someone.

Listen here.
I'm a nice guy and treat people nicely.
I deserve like, 20 min at least.

strongly disagree.

My favorite metroid is the new one with the memes

kill me

Ok, I'm usually nice.

bullet between the eyes?

You have a lot of folders

eeeeeh


that I do. most of them are from other people though.

Ok, I'm an awful person and deserve to be flayed.

there we go.

That's what happens when you make everyone love you!

I ain't done nuffin.

Now give daddy a kiss before he goes back to work.

you can kiss my ass.

You're the cupcake muffin!

Into the temples, get the angle right

I don't forgive you, get over my lap this instant for heals and other such things


you are an angel among players, sd, truly a hero of myth hart we should play someday

loco is the muffin. he claimed that trip I dropped in the thread a month ago or whenever.


but it's more fun if there's a chance you might not die and instead just suffer horrible agony.


I feel like that position isn't the best for heals...

but I had to rhyme with nuffin!
Spoilers would appreciate it!

...

well you and spoilers can just go marry each other then!


*skill shots

"So you lot are the Secret Guild?"

SHHH DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD YOU IDIOT OR IT WON'T BE A SECRET.

yeah but who is the medic here?

Now that crunchyroll merged with funimation, the anime volume is insane


But we're marrying you, not each other

I mean...you are I guess. but still!


you named it that? wow.


that's illegal.

I welcome the cold embrace of death

I couldn't think of anything, and nothing really cool that I'd usually use would fit.

Plus it's humorous the first time through because NO BODY HAS ANY GOD DAMN TACT.

Not in that morman state!

I don't see the gain from trash-talking teammates down.

I'd rather just shoot you up so you suffer. it'll put how bad the new "metroid" game is into perspective for you.


I always go with "mongoose" which is a pretty obscure futurama reference.
youtube.com/watch?v=hxh-YVSoZeE


arizona isn't a mormon state. you're thinking of utah.

Yeah, we'll run to Utah

Would be better than having to play the new metroid game

it's a pretty nice state, not gonna lie. I've been there a few times.


yeah actually you're probably right.

I ran a river through most of the width

do we need to add collars and leashes to this healing?


there isn't much really

Don't you go plotting things

explain what you mean.


I feel like those go with everything, so yes.


heh. plot. hehe. it's funny because we're both from fucking kill me

Shall I get the noose?

Besides most people play worse after such things or mishaps.

already have one ready for you.

I rode a kyak/raft down the san juan river for a week

here I thought you were questioning my abilities, now you're following so nicely makes you think


they do, it's kinda expected but people constantly are surprised by that

collar and leash is always a good way to get me to behave.


oh, that sounds like fun.

Most people don't really know about it, small annoying messages to the enemy team can make them unstable too, that is if they can't control their temper.

it was

the group ran the grand canyon this summer, but I worked at NASA instead

I've been there. it's honestly pretty overrated.

you are lame and not a geologist

I forgot that you name your airship too.

I kinda wanna name it the Bahamut.
Or the Tiamat.

But those feel way too typical.

both of these are true.


those are good names though.

Bahamut also says sky fortress to me, because of FFXII,

The only lame part is that you arent a geologist

NASA's alright.

Just alright.

I hear they're a bunch of nerds.


never played that one.


and all the rest of me.

Overpaid nerds.

Nasa is awesome, don't fool yourself!


Nop, most of you is awesome

I'll keep that in mind, what about blindfolds, hand cuffs and whips?


yeah but what are you gonna do though, this is the gaming scene now thanks xbox

I've been there.

Don't blind yourself.

It depends on which there!

Funny thing

My imouto is dressing up as a Reaper for Halloween

highly overpaid nerds. also the fuck are they even doing now? we haven't gone into space in forever.


lies.


those are a given I would hope!


is that funny, or is it really just pretty boring?

...

Jacking it to pictures of space rocks.

That's why the gremlin up there is so defensive of them.

None!


The engineers are overpaid
Stupid engineers!

...

he does go on about his space rocks quite a bit, actually.


everything.

Don't get fucking sassy with me bitch

hint: it's really fucking boring

I don't endlessly drone on about scotch and it's significance as much as he on rocks.

Engineers are so lame, distracting us from what we should be studying!


only that one thing!

of course but far from all it's limited to bae

...

you do talk about booze a fair amount though. like...a ton.


and then all the other things.


I would hope so! I need a lot of toys for...healing.

Thank goodness, I was worried you wouldn't leave me hanging

Some people have a problem with it.
I didn't quite catch the joke.

I talk about booze as often as you discuss your interest in phallic objects.

...

and health science people, don't get me started about health science people


not even!

Youre being downgraded from a kiss on the lips to a kiss on the cheek now

I worked REALLY hard on that one

yeah. a fuckton.


agree to disagree I suppose

...

Feel free to link me a post of where you discussed your interests and myself mine.

it did take you fucking forever to reply.


downgrade it even more, see if I care.

my one weakness. effort. you win.

I was watching jojo sue me

toys among other things, if you aren't crying out and begging for more then you aren't being healed right!


oh a lot of people blame xbox/cod for the influx of volatile gamers and the change to this "lets insult everyone" mind set in video games

I'll downgrade it to a punch in the back

Nope, not allowed!


Someone should turn that hat the other way around

...

you have no money anyway.


couldn't agree more.


that just sounds painful. why are you such a fucking bully?

same

But I do because I'm responsible with my finances

...

then stop bitching so much ya bitch

...

Cause I actually like you

I'm not rich enough to pay someone to bitch for me.

Where's Lenko?

Let's play some League, you shit.

oh stop. y-you too

oh, my apologies then. you should get richer.


heya fuji.

I'll add another notch to the list.


No.

I know how much you hate effort as well. you have no list.

Ay, meng.

good boy *head pats* later I wanna talk to you on steam if that's okay, not right this second but later tonight for sure

Working on it.
The bitching shall continue in the mean time.

he was sent to a home for reformed homosexuals

*Mental list

I won't stop till I drive over there and see that smile of yours

Like Pray the Gay Away type of deal?

yeah, that's fine. I'll certainly be around at some point. just let me know when you see me later.


how's it going?


I'd be worried about you if it didn't.


that sounds like a big fat chore to me.


I forgot how to smile.

I have alot of hope for him
He has a chance

Hasn't posted in a while

I just care that much.

Ew don't worry about me.
That's effort, and making you put effort into something would be unforgivable for me

Guess it's my job to teach you how to smile again

hi

That series sucks btw

that's unfortunate. you have my sympathy.


too late! it's too late for me!


or at least give it a good try.

Soto posting that old ass folder of his. God damn.


I can't complain. Just played a normal League match. Skarner is super fun.

Sup witchu?


Well this is only his fourth time going so we'll see.


Hey, didn't you need to talk to me on Steam a while back?

LUAAAANNNNNNn

That's unfortunate, I don't believe you.

Why would you do this?
Do I not provide enough bitching to you?

MUST I PROVIDE MORE?

GROM ♥

whole bunch of nothing, as usual.


you should believe me. I am the most honest person here.


it couldn't hurt!

Could be worse though, ya know?

how are you, you wonderful woman

And I distrust everyone.

I will! thanks ahead of time, now back to how the healing will involving making you adventure with something vibrating somewhere for the sake of science and um..... medical stuff? yuh

Well if you MUST know I have a sore throat and it's literally worse than hitler.

THERE

Is that what you wanted?

yes, always could be worse, as life likes to remind me constantly.


as you should. people fucking suck.


well that sounds pretty sketchy to me, but if the doctor says so...


a sore throat? those are the fucking worst. I would feel sorry for you, but that would take more effort that's all tied up in worrying about you for other reasons.

This shit is ancient
Brings me back fam
How ya been Fooj?


I'll give you a good try

oh I'm sure you will. perv.

Generally.

Other reasons?

What other reasons could out way the soreness of my throat?

did you get my message

...

死ぬ.


死ぬ.


No I don't think so, you probably mean someone else.

aww don't be like that.

out worry*

What ever
Fuck you
jerk

sketchy as fuck but totally a real thing, also gonna need you to bark on command for reasons :^)


no haven't got on steam yet, will soon though so I'll message when I do

that's not even the right correction! you meant to say "out weigh" clearly!

I really don't see how this has any medical significance!

Gomen
But
You brought it on yourself

mk

Are you sure? "Out worry" would still technically make sense

Yeah
Take that
yes i know fuck you
dick

I'm good, meng.

you're right. it was a horrible joke.


get rekt, nerd. you should have known this would keep happening when you came to find me.

Ah, never heard anyone blame it on xbox specifically though.

Brave Witches premiered today, so you're interested in watching/rewatching it, there's a livestream of the first episode airing in 10 minutes (20:30 UTC-4). Feel free to join.

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シャイン死ね

spoilers spam

Yeah I fucking know, you dork

hey cutie.


that spoiler was very unsatisfying.

it doesn't I just would like my pet to act the part obviously


hows it going?

I thought I was your patient.

...

Your dissatisfaction is what satisfies me, greatly.

also this

wish i had diet coke.

You must be mistaking me for somebody else.

that was the joke, yes.


what an obscure fetish.


nope. how's it going, emma?

you can be both, we don't limit people around these parts bae


you are a cruel cruel senpai, sebs

Emma? This is Desu.

No wonder you're never satisfied.

how progressive!


yeah, okay. you're always so tsun.

I like my fetishes how I like my women
Not mainstream and underground

I'm always so tsun?! You're always so tsun!

whatd i do

I like my women like I like my coffee. with a penis


aaaah haa. aaaaaaaah haaaa.


that doesn't sound like me very much. sounds more like a cutie like you.

That's one fucking skilled barista

You could have at least tried a little.

Like "HI MASTER !!!"

You're being tsun right now!

Keep that attitude up and we'll never have a house in Ireland.

H-Hi master sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

Fuck

Now you copy paste a /jp/ meme about fucking touhous.


HI MASTER !!!

it helps that you're just so damn adorable too


matpat from game theory drinks diet coke a lot lol it was a joke, doll

yeah tyrone is great.


I did that once, his response was "WHAT THE FUCK"

it was amusing. I was going for something more subtle this time.


in what way?


whatever! you'll never do it anyway.


desu wants to do that with you.


see you all later.

Later.

its a good drink

Because I can't trust you to keep your inherent sluttiness to keep to itself..

Daidai Choke?


I uh, I don't know any /jp/ memes...


You're so tsun that you leave once I call you out on it!

...

See yah

Have fun with Tyrone

You've let the meme get to this point.


Just improvise and say Patchoulli has autism but you'd still lick her smelly feet, or something equally retarded.

that it is I was surprised to this as I grew up thinking it'd be shit cause a lot of "diet" drinks are

Hugging master !
Cherishing master !
Making master feel loved!

...

if everyone shared this opinion we'd have a utopia

Patchoulli has autism but you'd still lick her smelly feet, or something equally retarded.

well that and if they hailed satbazinga

If you want to meme patchy just call her thicc
or question if she's so smart why hasn't she cured her asthma yet

he is not a joke

Mm kinda
But mostly the

That stream in the middle of daidai reks me every time

you are correct, lord cooper is no joke

H I M A S T E R ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

She's thicc and hasn't cured her asthma yet cause she's a stupid


Hi, Master.

Actually, that spacing doesn't look terrible.

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please do your best to pick a good one

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I don't even know what this is

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響子ばかやろう!!
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響子ばかやろう!!
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I tried to summon the chii it did not work I am a sad spoilers now, comfort me please

...

hahaha, what the fuck is Senjougahara to the beauty of Nadeko? Nadeko a love princess, deep elgendary beauty unmatch by all. she the helen of troy, the aphrodite of greece, the maiden of the moon. moko, she the whore of babylon, the catamite of egypt, the stink, the smell, the disgust of the DOG. DOG Senjougahar is,s he mangy mutt need to be but down and put to the dog bpund so she be sleeped. Senjougahara, dont make me laugh, wha a pig, wha a bafoon. nadeko, oh my nadeko, she is the beauty, the grace, the intellect, she the lunarian goddess, th earth goddess, she bring a nation togethe,r senjougharaONLY DESTRY, a slut unfit, not even the lowest male fuck her, her vagina rotting away, but nadeko, she a oure perfect wife, she an ideal of all, nadeko foreve rbe the best Bakemono, senjougahaara forever be the worst

Desu is like the emperor of shit post.

Let the cancer flow through you.

seriously? you want to actually challenge me on this one? OK you fucken moron, yu just unleashed hell on yourself. here are some facts about medieval japan. first: their weaponry was the finest in the world for hundreds of years. did you know that katanas have maintained the same design they had since like the 12th century? no you didn't know that because youre a fucking moron. katanas are perfection, and they never changed the design because ITS A FACT THAT YOU CANT IMPROVE PERFECTION. second: japans economy even to this day has always been the most independently strong in the world. the west had to colonise huge areas over the entire europe continent, then africa, then america, and they still struggled even with all their land and people. meanwhile japan is a tiny island all this time and guess what? THE EMPEROR WAAS MAKING MORE MONEY THATN ANY ENGLISH KING OR QUEEN COULD EVER HOPE. not to mention that each shotgun in japan was 500% richer amd more influential then all the lords and dukes of the west combined. fucking retarded, bet your feeling EMBARASED AS FUCKN RIGHT NOW. third and final: military and economy dont mean much if youre actual society is bad, but japan ahas always had a rich artistic cultural heritage what that is mainted to this day, for example, through te Final Fantasy eseries of video games. look at all the artworks of japan from the past, incredible and amaizng compared to shit like pickaso from the west. i hope you learned something frm this you fuckin little westaboo bitch, just accept that japan is youre superior fucking moron. JRPG is its own genrea and thers nothning you can do about it. JRPS are better than shitty WRPGS, and all you can do is be a beta bitch LOL fucking retard

What if someone's waifu were Sanae?

She's supposed to be such a good girl.

This anime has honestly changed my life.

I went into it not expecting much, considering that was hyped to shit. Holy fucking shit, was I blown away. I was hooked, like a baby to a tit with creamy foamy milk. I could feel the energy and hype flowing through my body, bringing light to my dull life. I resonated with Ryuko. I could feel her struggle and her desire to surpass her limitations, something that struck me hard. Everything suddenly stopped when I heard the words:

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

and I started trembling. That was me, I feel like I've been "losing my way" these past years. I haven't been able to hold a steady job, my grades were starting to slip, and my parents suspect that I'm gay. It was right then and there that I knew that I had to get my shit together. I can't think of any other anime that has had such a profound effect on me, let alone on the first episode. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a better man. Thank you, Kill la Kill, thank you Trigger. I won't lose my way.

Get it?
Because she's a S L U T.

...

Should I make a Merry folder?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more apidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal rasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

n next pet my head

Why thank you.

...

You could if you really wanted to, couldn't you?

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Tomoko's black wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Tomoko!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Tomoko."

I don't know if I want to.
If I do, should I include Renko, or fuck that bitch?

is that a no?

But Tomoko is shit

i dont have a head pat picture

I think the singular character folder would be better.
I still haven't began to build up a folder for my #2, but some year.

I'm pretty sure that was the joke

Oh, I didn't finish reading it, was it scat?

go get one then, I can wait

You're probably right.

Yeah it's pretty nice

take this one

Last break. Fuck im ready for the weekend.

Sorry, I'm not into that, sorry.

pfft. this lie again.


I already told you I can.


I had to go get water and vodka while my brother was actually around to drive me. he usually takes off as soon as he can to hang with his friends.


it's like wednesday.

And i am readt for it to be sunday. I got put in for overtime again.

don't apologize. it's a shit fetish.

...

Hmmn? Why would you need vodka on a Wednesday?

you poor thing.

Rank fetishes by how much you're into them.

Im sure the overtime will be worth it next weekend when i hang with test.

I know someone who is

fair enough.


I need it every day.


list a few and I will.


yeah, gotta buy all those xxxxl condoms for all the bangin' you'll be doing.

Subtle?

"Fortresses are totally better than protectors, guys."

"Their taunts are more consistent."

HAH.

HAHA.

HAHAHAHAHA.

No but he's into some pretty degenerate things

That anime was so good.

I'm sure you'll manage without nightly hm's.

this is actually incredibly acceptable, big guns are bae


I guess the only option is to pound the truth into you also something fleshy into you but that is obviously just some sort of medical injection thing.... yeeeah

Hardly. I just want to have a good time. Might hit up worlds of fun too.

Third Gender Cutie an bets character.

shut up !!!


I don't want to take that chance.


you seem like you're a really strange doctor. I've never heard of these methods.

disgusting.

...

Okay

Then what will you do to alleviate concerns?

...

I'll let future cupcake worry about that.

AND I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO USE THE FOUR SKILL POINTS ON ME TO MAKE YOU TAUNT BETTER.


She becomes a real grill because she wants MC's dick.

Spoilers is lewd

Oh hush. Would be fun if you could join.

Unfortunately, Future Tracer will still be cold and callous.

do it. it's fucking worth it. I'M fucking worth it.


yeah, but I can't. yipee.

Plus she went by feminine pronouns even before she became a real grill.

that's how I like him.

Someday well hang out.

Yeah but they're MY skill points that I can use to debuff better and wrek face.

Speaking of, I need to forge debuffs onto all of my weapons.

That shy girl really was something doe.


They decide their gender once they meet an appropriate soul mate, it's kind of weird of how it works in the anime/manga, but it's pretty foreseeable.

are you a medical professional? no? I didn't think so!


that's a tattoo right? it's not like carved in or something right?


problem officer? :^)

would be nice.


use my skill points on taunt! do it!


well, no...but are you?

No homo.

one should never say never.

So like... did something fall off or was there a surgery?

Does this change at will?


Sounds like they already decided a gender considering

probably a birthmark

It would be.

Yes. BIG problem!

...

Yeah, they do that in the anime at one point.
They also pick up a dress at one point.

I forget which that was.


Taunt is maxed out, and auto-taunt is 3/4.


There's nothing to start with.
And body changes depending on who they want to fuck.

I think it's implied that their body will only ever change to a sex, and never out of it.

And yet I did.

It would ruin the relationship anyway.

Why everyday?

ehwiki.org/wiki/Fetish_Listing


Like what?

Oh hush. I will be home later. Gibe kiss.

Also, SD, IIRC the change is implied to happen automatically.
Not "when they decide what sex they want to be."

I will not reveal them

oh.

well good.

good.


that's true. we wouldn't want that.


because my life is a joke.

that's too many at once. pick five that you really want to know my ranking on and tell me.


don't make it gay.

Never it is.

no but that's neither here nor there, I am still the medic! plus it'd just be entertaining to see how much you squirm around during any of it


in the pants region?


this is acceptable too, was just worried it was something weird like carved in

hence why

scarification is pretty cool

goodie.


see it's stuff like that that makes me question the decision to make you medic!


whatever nerd. you just don't appreciate a good loli tank.

The dead one.
Shizuka Hoshijiro, the girl who had a crush on the MC but was too shy.


Ah well, I recalled something along the lines that they decide later on with their newfound companion.

Impossible To not be

Hm?

yissss

not really but opinions


the decision is already made and you will be a good boy or else healing with a belt


you are a lewdo too! how hot

but healing with a belt sounds nice.

I could not be lewd

Calm down.

Says you.
I've never not had one, it is a noticable suggestion of who the enemies will attack.

It's just not so good as people would lead you to believe.


Orite.


Keep in mind that Shinatose changed without ever getting MC's input.
Heck, I'm pretty sure she's even resigned herself to the fact that MC will never pick best girl.

...

...

yeah, true. I used one in one run and didn't like it much. I usually don't even bother.

...

I redact what I said, if you're good you get the belt if you aren't you just get the hand tbh a win win situation just depends on what you'd rather :^)


oh but you are

Too many trips.

I guess I'll just have to alternate

...

Too bad it had to go like that.
Well, it was pretty much out in the open considering their intimacy.

Yeah yeah

wait this one is better.

...

You've plenty.

yuh keep it interesting, there might be some surprises set up for you then like putting you in a skirt for one of the least surprising things

I probably am but it doesnt go very far does it?

it's never enough.

this is the best one. I changed my mind again.


I assumed I'd already be forced into one of those one way or another

I'll ask him myself, then.


That's not true!

Scat, coprophagia, piss drinking, necrophilia, table masturbation

Hm hm hm.

It honestly feels about the same as Protectors.

I think whoever said they're more consistent just had five protectors with auto-taunt and was like "Oh, hey, they're hitting my protectors more than anything else."


I mean, sure.
But even before she became a grill it was kind of obvious he wasn't going to put his dick in her.

Intimate != Romantic

oh it'll go far and something like deep


not forced just coaxed and just the observable layer of clothing won't be all you'll be put into bae

goodness.

scat, coprophagia, necrophilia are all absolutely fucking horrible. I would literally question the sanity of anyone actually into any of those.

piss drinking is certainly out there, but piss is a lot safer than shit.

table masturbation is cute as hell. if it's a girl. a guy doing it is weird


oh my.


it's because that is how it would finish if I said something like this, I suppose.

yeah that's uh...probably not how that happened. maybe you're just getting shitty luck.


oh? what else will be involved?

Well, he was pretty oblivious to all.
You're asking me to words at 4:30 am, common sense is prevailing.

Hah.

go to bed.


stop toying with my heart like this.

No homo.

Who doesn't love shoving their dicks into pointy wooden objects?

yes, yes.

The sad part is that five protectors could actually work.


He was oblivious to everything that wasn't in his cockpit.
G-get it?

No, your word choice was correct, they were very intimate.
I was just pointing out that that isn't necessarily romantic.
She wanted his dick, so her body became a grill.

Also
>>>/bed/

that is not what table masturbation is.

...

It's not using a table to masturbate? I've been doing it wrong then...

That wasn't an actual ranking!

Also you don't like girls.

Hm, hm.

I mean, if it only Goes deep once where's the fun?

how would they have enough damage output? the only really busted team of five I know of in that game is five dancers. they can fucking ruin EVERYTHING.


it is using a table in a specific way.


for the purposes of masturbation they work just fine. I would never date one again.

how was that not an actual ranking? you want me to take those five and rank them against each other? because the way I put things should make it clear that the first three are all tied for 5, then the other two are two and one respectively.


this is just cruelty at this point.

I want to commit necrophilia with yoshika !

You fine a nice table with some eyeholes, smear them in vaseline and go to town.

What can I say, I enjoy tormenting others.

how much do you fine the table in question?

...

no homo.

You're funny

some really cute buuut slightly slutty stuff that is a 8 letter word starting with L *head pet*


there's a lot more than just that, like saliva getting everywhere, other vague but surely lewd stuff

once in a while.

...

You ever, like, accidentally push your crotch against the washer while it's running, and like, it feels good, and you know you should stop, but you just can't, and all of a sudden your clothes aren't the only load enjoying the spin cycle.


That's the thing.
If you don't mind the time, then you don't need damage output.
You just need to out tank everything else.

What, you expected a sadist/masochist relationship?

...

I've just been wacking my dick on a table tbh

stop this madness

How many vague but surely lewd things can there be?


If it were more, it'd get old

Marisa sent you a letter

I genuinely have no idea what you might mean here.


huh. I guess that's true, but there's some enemies with instant kill moves and stuff. and I really doubt you'd be able to handle the post game boss with that party.


I thought that was what this was, but without the sexual implications attached.


I actually believe you do this, to be honest.

most people are already sick of me.

...

That is the opposite of true, you are the most liked person in the thread right now

that goes to rin or colbear tbh

that doesn't sound correct.

or wish if shes still here

What's wrong with dating one?

Yes, rank 1-5 no repeating numbers.

this also doesn't sound correct.


and this just proves you're only talking about your own personal ranking.

Maybe.


Goddammit Rin.
Oh well, I suppose that's true on that part.

I can't tell if nobody commenting means I did it right, or if it means I did it horribly wrong.

how many days in a year are there? about that much times something with 2 digits


jeez that'll add 20 to the count but lingerie, cutie

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY

I also lick windows regularly

not possible to rank those first three as anything but the bottom. tied. I literally couldn't tell you which one repulses me more.


you probably should.


I didn't comment because I was already replying to the other thing.

No fun.

I'm not a very clever person.


again, I believe this without hesitation from you.

eh, there is a group at the top, should have said "one of the most liked"


Is true at the moment

I can accommodate then.

I suppose just general scat would rank 4 instead of 5 because it's not actually eating it or fucking a dead body. that's the best I can do.

and this was no fun from the beginning you weirdo.


you already have been.


to you perhaps.

but that'll run out in two and some digits days if you only do onecould be lewd thing per day

make a strawpoll nigga

and the how many people are you talking to right now?

it's okay still makes you adorable as fuck

I was predicted
I need to apologize now to the people I need too
so I will start with the most important
please somebody pass on this message if you can I wont talk about it again after this
starting with
Grim
Grim, I apologize to you because I was objectively wrong in this situation
I blew up on you and it wasn't deserved
I apologize for the racial slurs
I apologize for threatening you and harrasing and telling you to self commit sui
This is never an answer and it was childish and immature
I dont expect forgiveness but You did not deserve that and I am really sorry
I want to stress though
where I was most wrong was banning you froom discord
This is sometthing I always preach against and Should never have been done
I step down as mod
And for proprieting drama
If this was the old days, you would win this fight and I dont have the heart to fight that out
I concede to you because I was morally wrong and lashed out at you
---------
the person who I would really moost like to apologize though
Is Spoilers
Every single time I've gotten stressed out I've lashed out at spoilers
And every time he's just the coolest dude who just trys to be friendly with everybody
He prettty much does his job and I give him shit when i dont even know anything about it
Spoilers really doesnt fucking deserve that and I'm sorry for always lashing out at you
Im acting crazy and he has his own stresses in life I sure
Spoilers is cool shit so spoilerss I m sorry for being a strait up asshole to you all the time
Elma I apologize for saying any harsh and brash words and phrases earlier
Thank you
Thank you
thank you so much for listening and hearing me out
It helped alot
You're a good friend
lloyd, I'm sorry for lashing out at you from the beginning, You didn't Deserve that either, I was reaching at whatvever I could grab and I apologize for attacking
Colbert you didnt fucking deserve what I said you're like such a cool fucking neutral guy thank you for staying around man
-------------------------------------------------------------
To the General thread public I'm sorry guys to constantly be bringing down the mood and escalating drama
It's an old habit and hard to break
I care about this community
us as a board are one of the most important things of my life
and even if I dont really get along with certain people individually
Us as a board are a family
Everybody in it
And I love this family
You guys are my world and I'm sorry for making it so gloomy and taking out my frusterations on you guys>>1344855

There's accessories that protect from instant kills, are there not?

Plus subclassing means you can have at least one medic for revives/full heal

*Continue to accommodate.

stop this pasta isnt funny I feel bad

At least being a weirdo is better than being cute

Who tf posted this?

...

that would take effort and words cannot express how little I care.


that means nothing. I post a ton.


literally how?


I guess. but not from both instant kill and petrification, right?


excellent.


don't worry, you're still adorable.

Post the blueberry one.

who wrote that?

This is fun

bard when he melted down right before I quit

me...

This is why we're friends, you support everything I do

That's who I would've guessed

oh shit lol

The only real metric for how much people like you here is the number of people to regularly talk to you.

Posting a bunch has no bearing on that

right. after you verbally kicked him over and over and over while he was down.

who was this

I suppose.

I'll be sure to think of adequate psychological means to upset you.

cause you're like so adorable that you are in need of lots of cuddling and later about a weeks worth of lewding

...

Yeah, before this never ending whatever illness kills me.

Its the internet, not your family.

Never!

Urggggggggh

Probably not, but holy blessing lets you preemptively deal with a status ailment

listen

this is in the past okay

I'm not talking about this

I just don't have the energy to try and get you to stop.


I don't think that's accurate. I've seen plenty of people talk to people in a way that does not imply they like each other at all.


I genuinely doubt you'd be capable of actually upsetting me.

or that you'd actually want to.


I just don't see how!


what illness is that now?


that's literally exactly what he did.


you're welcome.

Grim was all

"The weak deserve to die" *Licks blood from katana*

But you clearly are.
Right now.
With Cupcake.

STOP

ROFL
O
F
L

you left out a piece of information, I was simply supplying it for those who weren't there, as you chose to not mention it, but mentioned the other part.
you could have just said it was bard.


you just have an answer to everything, don't ya.


I mean, kind of.

"its in the past guys"


"I only tried make him kill himself"


"I only threatened to swat him"


"I'm really just not okay with talking about this please don't be mean : ("

THis is the internet
you come here to talk to people
If nobody talks to you, what's the point?
If you have a bunch of people willing to do so, you're well off

and I was being sarcastic, I still don't think Grim will hold a conversation with me if I tried

The key is to know you for a long time, then bringing up shortcomings and personal failures repeatedly over and over.

Knowing such petty tricks would do little to upset, I'll say that you smell.

I still count that as support

Have you heard of AM2R

kek

if no one talks to you you must MAKE them talk to you.

with force.

and violence.

ah, gotcha. you gotta post a more smug picture with that kind of thing.


I DO NOT!


sonofa...

GRANDERSON

Some sort of a cold, had it for 2-3 weeks now and can't stop coughing all the time, it has become an annoyance.


Is it bad that I imagined this to be like out of those 80s horribly produced kung fu samurai movies with all the dramatic turns and bad quality stereo sound effects everytime something happens?

Like elderberries.

yours is not to see, hence the blindfold

doesn't work

and it's not smug at all, it's more painful than anything

I didn't thank you!

those aren't even real!


yikes. have you been to a doctor? don't you have free healthcare?


oooh. good point.


I mean when you make a sarcasm post you have to use smug so people know.

It didn't link..

you didn't need to, cutie. I know you love it when I call you that.

Let's see, so instant death is dealt with.
Paralysis and Petrification are dealt with.
Massive damage is dealt with by virtue of the fact of five fucking fortresses.
They can all actively reduce the damage each other takes which gets pretty nutso.
Subclass at least one medic for light healing, and take... probably a landsknecht for a bit more damage.
That leaves three dedicated to walls, one crossing with damage and one crossing with healing.

This could totally work.

The fuck are you?

It's a context thing
if he read it, he'd know

:3

Don't forget to get your free Keldeo!

What does it even mean if a gay dude calls you cute?

...

I thought that this was in reference to Scoots
Crazy how often that type of shit happens here that there's multiple people it applies to

yeah, the subclassing thing really makes any party viable within reason.


cupcake.


fair enough.


wait what? when? right now?


that you're cute? why? upset that I'm not trying to hit on you?


I'm crying in real life now. I hope you're happy you asshole.

NOT FUNNY


Yeah I have it.
Want torrent link?


ok

Wasn't it right after his meltdown that Manaka started posting again and not telling him?

I am, yes. That's how me being a sadist works.

I think that was a bit before.


oh, right. well done.

No I have a regular dl link
Was just wondering

It would cost a bit, since the free healthcare is only totally free for everyone younger than 18, I'm kind of treating it as a common cold that will go away.. at some point.

Whole month of October thru Mystery Gift on X/Y/ORAS

They're giving away a mythical pokemon every month this year for Pokemon's 20th anniversary

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Anytime.

Way more than it should.

oh..

I wouldn't be able to tell you.

bleh

Well, even without subclassing.
Fortress has a passive that makes anyone who defends in your line recover hp.
I have no reason to believe it wouldn't stack.
Then between accessories, and all the ways of reducing damage.

If you don't mind the sheer time it takes to do everything, it's totally in the realm of possibility.
At the very least, you won't be gameovering ever.
Unless you stop caring about keeping levelled, which is a problem even with a proper party.