In light of the latest Assasins Creed game, how much We Wuz is there in vidya?

It doesn't have to be Ancient Egyptians being Basketball Americans. Any racial/ethnic depictions of ancient lands (or fantasy versions of them) counts.

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ayo holla up hol up my negro
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so you be sayin'

do you have the one from Adoloyo ohilla or something like that?

Tell me that was done unironically.

Way too much

The KANGS shit is a relatively new development in games. I mean, there have always been WE WUZ blacks as far back as the 60s but as far as I recall games were Egyptians played a role used to be realistic about its portrayal of Egyptians as vaguely Arabic browns until recently.

little jelouse white boyz that they be theeves and never envented shit lol

Here's (You)

Hey there leftypol. Sore about all the Lefties getting exposed as muh dickers (see Al Franken)?

I dunno about you but there was this

No

I'd actually believe niggers came up with communism since it's the most dysfunctional political ideology known to man.

One… fucking… job, and you blew it.

There is a WE WUZ SAMURAI in Nioh.
And the craziest shit about it is that he actually fucking existed
Nobunaga refused to believe the western missionary's pet giga nigga, and when he ascertained he wasn't a prank, he wanted him in his army because Nobunaga was an absolute madman like that.
His nip name was Yasuke, look it up

You niggers never seen a joke before?

I actually ended up looking this up thanks to Nioh as well. That was a very different situation though, most Japs had never seen niggers before just like today lol and assumed he was some kind of demon or some shit.

Yes, this isn't a nigger put into an important position, it's a genuine case of a slave being paraded in front of nip warlords and the resident crazy fucker saying "Looks like he could be useful cleaving heads".

I don't understand this. Why do Americans group all blacks as African-Americans? If blacks live in Canada, Europe, or even fucking Africa, people always tell me the "appropriate" way of referring to blacks as a whole is African-American.

The "evidence" about his existence is all after the fact, some of which was written about a century after the supposed events. We have no idea if it was truly a nigger or just a dark skinned person from around the Mediterranean, of if he even existed. Might as well argue Onis are a fucking thing since there's more reported sights and account of them than of this magic nigger.

That cause japs do have a nigger demon.

Nobunaga is really one of those larger than life figures. He is the true shogun who did all the work for Ieyasu to steal it all under him after being assassinated. I respect his ingenuity on the battlefield and on the grand strategic level. It's a shame what happened to him in the end. I love how Japan has turned historical figures into pop culture icons.

ayy lmao!!
some real histoy for yall asses!!
not some reevissionist shit!!!
whitey boy blown out!

Because the US was the country stupid enough to pretend niggers are people.


Oh, fuck you. You're underselling Ieyasu and his achievements. Yes, Nobunaga is one of the warlords during that period that came very close (or the closest) to unifying Japan, but he wasn't the only one. You can just as well argue that Alexander owns all of his successes to his father.

Remember that all the important parts of Africa were either never founded by Basketballs or imitated non-basketballs.

On the topic of Ni-Oh, what about the protagonist? He's as Aryan as they come, so does he count as a WE WUZ since he's a samurai and all?

All their "achievements" are blown out of proportion by leftist cuck historians desperately trying to find some worth in the negroid race. Just look how they call loose alliance of tribes "great empires", or how some small village with a stone wall is compared to Constantinople. Even spoiled children don't get so much bullshit fed to them as niggers do on a daily basis.


He's human, so no, he doesn't count.

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As much as I wish Lincoln just deported all of them, I'm pretty sure the Eternal Anglo was the first nation to push for abolishment of slavery. Conveniently they also had no niggers in their homeland. The international pressure for abolition didn't end up helping us either. Foreign nations meddled in the Civil War in much the same way as the Revolutionary War.

He is based on a historical person retard

Lol.
The saying goes, Nobunaga pounds the national rice cake, Hideyoshi kneads it, and in the end Ieyasu sits down and eats it. Literally everything Ieyasu did was waiting for Toyotomi to die, and saying "His heirs don't get shit, I'm the boss now kthnx".

Nioh's protagonist is loosely based on a real white dude that ended up living in Japan permanently and yes, he even was given a real samurai title. So no he is not a "we wuz" since he is based on a real gaijin that became a real samurai. Google "William Adams."

Nigger slavery did more to benefit Niggers than it did Whites. Niggers got to fill in the depopulated South America and stick around in the US while Whitey has to foot their bills.

On that note, death to the Confederacy for having so many Nigger slaves. The Feddies were screwing their fellow Whites over thanks to their clinging to Niggers.

Going by OPs definition, I gathered that ethnic groups being inaccurately represented was his definition of a WE WUZ, but it turns out that there was an actual white samurai.

Neat. I should give the game a go when I get the time.

I agree with you, however, it's difficult to fault southern plantation owners individually when slavery was practiced in early North America amongst every European culture that settled here. The entire reason Haiti, Jamaica and the Dominican Republic are filled with niggers is because of Spanish and French plantation owners and the Jewish ships that supplied the slaves. They were just following that example. I also don't know if there were any Spanish plantations in Florida that imported nogs but I wouldn't be surprised if there were. You could say that their greed is now our pain, but it's tough to resist the temptation to import work when your government is literally just giving land away. The US expanded too fast.

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Ieyasu did nothing wrong even if he did it for his own good and good of his sons. Yes his heirs later closed the foreign trade, but that allowed japan to stay as nationalistic as possible. In many ways you can thank Tokugawa clan for japan being secularized and traditional as fuck. There's a lot of benefit could be made by selling your country to anglos, spaniards or chinks. He didn't done it and told his heirs to secularize too.

If Nobunaga actually succeeded, maybe japan was just as cucked as the rest of Asia. Because good achievements in the past not always mean success in the future.

But that's a Monk?

More proof that the Japanese should have been wiped out.

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He closed the country off because (((Jesuits))) were trying to incite popular unrest.

Tokugawa's secularism allowed japan to mature culturally, without advancing too fast into technological world. This is exactly what molded their greatest minds in their race.

I'm pretty sure every Euro and Euro descended culture in existance has had more contact with niggers than Japan, user, except for some of the slavs

lol, Actual Japan is as cucked as other Oriental countries. Have you looked up how weak Japanese men act (look up herbivore men) and feral Japanese women are?

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And? The true aryans descended into the hollow earth 40 000 years ago, pray that they invade the surface and subjugate us lowenmensch.

China has long stopped being Actually Communist for how much its higher-ups LARP. And its actually making progress on genetically modifying humans unlike the West.

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This is horrible.

Go away ((MGTOW)).

Also, Oriental women are less attractive than White women. And Oriental men know it (see plastic surgery).

Wait, so you're a Marxist? Only Marxists believe that "real Communism" exists. "Real Communism" is the state benefiting off of capitalism while everyone else works. It's in the doctrine.

I'm not a Marxist. I was just saying China is hardly more cucked than Japan.

Whatever you say undercover Holla Forums poster. Go talk about "Actual Communism" somewhere else.

Weebs never learn user. Don't bother trying to educate them.

No, i see western ""men"" and beautiful western women.

At least most western men aren't as beta as beta men.

You might be delusional

Is this a Mud or a Oriental showing his contempt for Whites?

Diversity on the other hand I've managed to trace as far back as the early nineties to late-eighties easily. And no I don't mean mistaking some funny black man caricature as a diversity quota. Of course you get a lot of games that's so little on plot it means jack shit if there is a black guy during the 80's, Jap games didn't give a fuck, and usually when it cropped up it was always in the story heavy games so yes CRPGs got the infestation sooner then everything else. By the mid-nineties Liberal values really start to show at the forefront in some of games in fact Albion a DOS rpg in some Holla Forums charts is a full blown Leftist game; I shit you not you begin the game meeting your hook nosed girlfriend, not a single white person in sight on the ship except her which is why this stands out so much, the backstory and pro-Hippy values reads like the same talking points you've heard ad nauseum from various media outlets, and the whole story is basically the fantasy of some furry who can't tell if he likes ducks or cats.
You're also some undecipherable mutt yourself, of course based off his facial structure he looks like a white guy put into a tanning bed.

I hope you're baiting because otherwise you're a full blow retard. This is some razorfist tier bullshit extrapolation right there.

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careful he might find out about king of dragon pass and go on about how its made by a duck fetishist with a diversity quota of women in the game

Did Evil Within 2 have any dindus? Or was it just the main villain? I'm fine with niggers being villains.

There was one dindu but He probably erased himself from existence

He's right that the pozz was always around, and that story heavy games tend to be more vulnerable than most. I think it just goes to show how thoroughly corrupted Western culture has gotten in the last century.


Niggers don't make good villains because nobody can take them seriously.

leftypol is too racist to accept this truth. Smdh tbh fam.

tru' story fam tru story

damn right nigga

It actually is true. Just go read what Marx had to say on the subject of niggers.

Just don't mention it to Holla Forums, they tend to sperg when you allude to the fact their Messiah hated niggers.

Yeah, it laughable. But they always make excuses.

Same shit as calling some mud from Afghanistan a 'homegrown terrorist' when his weakling family decides to squat in Europe, just more day-to-day retarded.

The people telling you how to talk are authoritarian pieces of shit who're blind to reality and cannot parse it themselves, so when someone (you) does and relays the factual information it's regarded as 'wrongspeak' in their minds.

Call things as you see them and never stop.

and im saying faggots like him tend to read far too much into something that is brain dead simple and is the reason minecraft lore videos exist

He also couldn't control his daughter.

jesus hated organized religion but here we are with organized churches fucking everywhere. don't pretend people follow instructions like gospel. literally everyone just picks and chooses the parts they like of whatever fucking thing they believe just like you

Cuba is a garbage pit just telling you.

I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be to have the figurehead of your anti-nazi anti-racist movement turn out to be a nigger hater.

Didn't all of them commit suicide?


Fuck off Holla Forums.

Wouldn't you kill yourself if you were marx's descendant, dubsman?

Civilization V has Ethiopia as a nation, which is fucking laughable because they've done nothing of note except getting gunned down by wops.

Same in jap land too

Ethiopia was at one point the 2nd or 3rd most powerful empire in the world user

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Actually it was an empire at it's height.

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Gunned down by wops. Fucking wops. The fourth worst race of Europe.

Most games are "full blown leftist" because conservatives were not interested in them in the past.

Onis are REAL!

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some light WE WUZ but then again niggers are good at boxing although rather limited in terms of boxing style

looks like splatoon tier translation

although these ain't niggers nigger, they're Brazilian niggers, i think they're niggers but their skin tone is darker than mine so they ought to be.

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She does give me "ugly hag" vibes.

get ready for da black wolf

"empire" doesnt really mean anything. a country is empire if it considers itself that and no one else stops it from saying that it is empire. korea was an empire

IIRC the warlord it was presented to thought it was just whitey in charcoal trying to make fun of nips' superstition so they had him take a bath for a whole day and when they realize that he was a Kang they made him a bodyguard.

Say what you want about mudslimes but at least they made an attempt at colonizing Northern Africa.

toppest of keks

I wish

oh come on nigger I thought we were past this, now I have to go searching

God helps those who help themselves.

With a treasure cove of fat oni ass.

Non-Niggers already did that. Where do you think Berbers came from?

kek

the ass was indeed fat user, the ass was indeed fat.

Who let all the Niggers and beaners in here?

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No.

Never forget that one time Toyotomi got so mad he crucified a bunch of missionaries and ended Christianity in Japan.

Why would you post that
I'm trying to fap less

… Ass Autist? you haven't killed yourself?

Why do literal fags always ruing everything?

because nobody pay attention to 2010 until it too late

WEW

What about Hideyoshi Niggers?

user, at the rate things are going, Japan will be the only ethnic nation left, and yet you mock them for being xenophobic. What are you a spic or nigger?

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Every company since 2007 has been gradually increasing the kanginess of their games. Since even “unpozzed” developers subscribe to the disproven ‘out of africa’ theory, you can bet to see modern racial distributions, at minimum, in games that take place a thousand or more years ago.

What Kangs were there in the Assassin's Creed game?

Skate 2 had an old obscure soul song literally about how they was kings of egypt and shit as its main theme. Very catchy though.

I'd buy it.

2 was good, but man the first game is way better

I just can't play with the low camera.

That's about it, yeah.

I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone on Holla Forums discussing how much of a mary sue the present time character is in the new Assassin's Creed, a black lesbian scientist that just wanted to prove herself to Abstergo but wasn't allowed to work for them who made a super animus all on her own that can travel into anyone's memories.

most of the faggots on this site now are full blown Redditors and underage b&, hence the general sub 80 IQ anons you see all over

me too, I was supposed to simulate some "low-camera skate video demo" which is a retarded idea like star fox zero's stellar controls.

I didn't even know there was a present time section in Asscreed Kangz.

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Why not go back to the high IQ debate on Cuckchan, faggot. I hear they ban you for saying nigger now.

Go read your fat acceptance porn.

Anything made by the BBC doesn't count because in the UK you are forced by law to have a "diverse" cast meaning that you can't even a shoot a historically accurate film there anymore because you're not allowed to show what Britain actually looked like.

Meh, anarchism is probably even more fucked up.

Lots of legends start off somewhere. The origins of dragons is said to be traced back to a European guy and his crew that landed on an island and encountered a Komodo Dragon or a similar species, killed it and then went about exaggerating the story in his logs and to people he met.

Granted though I would exaggerate too if I encountered one of those lizard death machines for the first time.

Europeans believed in dragons way before they discovered the isle of komodo.


This one?

Wish I had that reference for it but apparently the European and his crew had gotten lost and happened to land there to stock up on food and water. Or at least according to his logs they made that assumption because of the guy's description of that particular unknown island. I'll try digging it up.

Didn't he hotly persecute Westerners and Christians and later shut off Japan from them?

okay that made me giggle

Really?

You're just proving his point.

Kangs aside, how are the modern AoE expansions?
all I know is that The Forgotten was shit and that the african kingdoms are OP in multiplayer, but Im interested in the singleplayer here

also the first time I played Ultima Underworld I played as a kang cleric, dunno if that counts

the Portuguese campaign is fun, haven't tried any of the others though.

Hey, even Italy has accomplished more than Japs.

And? Why is wanting to keep your country free of foreigners and competing religions a bad thing?

Remember how China refused to update and got steamrolled by foreigners across the centuries? Yeah.

are you sure they weren't just trying to get rid of the nigger smell?

Remember how Japan was able to stay updated regardless?

By Mr. Perry showing them what's what.

Reminder that having any non-Oriental Mud societies with actual civilization that don't have blood or influence from more capable groups is We Wuz

Humans supposedly have innate idea of dragon as it is combines our instinct fear of landbased predator (like leopard), poisonous snake and flying threat (eagle.) Medieval tales of dragon-slaying like Saint George may have roots in Crusaders encountering Crocodiles or other exotic animals.

What are some decent books or documentaries or whatever about Ancient Egypt? I want to learn more about their engineering, traditions, cusine, politics, etc.

What said with relation to picking and choosing is accurate and I'll wager you 3 would tear strips off each other disagreeing about the minutia of what you'd be willing to support.

And before you get shitflinging Marx was a failure and communism is a bad joke.

WE WUZ WIZARDS AN SHEEIT
They actually make the worst casters in the game thanks to how stat balanced worked, at least early on. Pretty sure that wasn't intentional

roastie with a black kid looking for beta bux detected

Nope. He's a legit kang.

"Empire" is supposed to mean they conquered other nations and retain those conquered territories and peoples.

I've played p2002 past few weeks and don't remember ever seeing any Erudite Player Characters.

There's multiple good reasons for that.

cake

I'm curious.

Every bonus they have is actually a long term negative, essentially. Having 10ish more starting INT than anyone else means nothing when it's easy as fuck to cap INT at a high level as well as the fact you're pigeonholed into bumping up their AGI so as not to suffer an AC penalty. There's also the fact that their innate resistance bonuses are pretty much worthless. + magic res on a caster are you shitting me? To top it all off, they start out in the middle of nowhere and it takes forever to get to zones other people actually play in, doubly so if you played a dark Cleric, Necromancer, or, heaven forbid, Shadow Knight.

There's nothing an Erudite can do that a Dark Elf, Gnome or, in the case of Paladins and Shadow Knights, Human can't do better.

Also I want to slather Patchi in cocoa butter and cuddle naked with her in a worn out beanbag chair while she reads ancient magical tomes to me.

Arigatou senpai.

Then remember how Japan shit their britches and updated super fast to the point that in fifty years they were able to beat Russia in a war? And then thirty years after that when they showed Admiral Kimmel what’s what?

William Adams was a real person, he was born in Kent UK and was the first Englishman to step foot in Japan, He was a shipbuilder and navigator by trade before arriving in Japan and used those talents to help build western style ships for the Japanese navy which is how he ended up becoming close friends with the shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu, he was eventually given the authority of a Samurai as well as an estate by Ieyasu, I think he was also put in charge of governing a trade port for foreign trade ships.
He ended up staying in Japan, granted he wasn't allowed to leave, for the rest of his life and was given a new Japanese name Miura Anjin, he married some nip lady and they had two kids.

What became of his lineage? There might be some blue-eyed Jap somewhere out there.

On p1999 they make very good INT casters because of their high intelligence (highest of all races). I think high elves have an advantage for enchanters because of their charisma. What you might be thinking of is the fact that they make subpar clerics/paladins because their WIS is only average and everything except their INT is bad, INT being a useless stat for WIS casters.

Other than that, they don't have night vision (doesn't matter since you can turn the gamma up/down in EQemu + there are items that give it anyway) and other races have misc advantages (humans have highest strength of the INT caster races, so they can carry more shit, dark elves can hide while meditating, etc.)

The stat cap and endgame itemization makes that bonus negligible though. If you twink out your INT as an Erudite you'll end up with gear that's borderline useless because anything above 200 is diminished heavily and 255 is a hard cap. Both of these numbers can be reached easily even by a Human with no bonus points because INT is so common at end game, not even including buffs. You could use alternative gear, like CHA if you are an Enchanter or direct mana, but those aren't as common nor are they as potent. It's usually better to skirt the edge of as many plateaus as possible.

Keep in mind though this is all mostly from memory and early on in the game's lifespan. I'd imagine by now the cap is either gone or everything just increases mana/whatever directly making the cap pointless anyway.

Also you're right about Clerics but when I said casters I mean INT guys. Everyone I knew refereed to WIS casters as "priests".

WE

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Wait are they really washing the egyptian dicks or is it some other kind of ancient society weirdness?

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Probably circumcision

Going by the arms and hands it's probably ancient yaoi.

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Fucking Cotton Dumbass, what a shit 2chu

>He closed off the country because the (((Pilot of Miura))) told him too
The eternal anglo strikes again!

What a timeline

Oh no, they are still communist. They just stopped giving out "free" shit.

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Why is this even a question?
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PAST GENERATION?

I prefer the revisionist ver where he can punch people while flying on a metal suit of samurai armor :^)
IEEEEEEEEEYASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure you a fake ass weeb if you srsly think Japan isn't gonna lockdown on nationalism. or just a dubfag methinks

*raughs*

I like and even respect Djimon as an actor but
to quote: "what the fuck kind of shit these people smoking?"

Hol'up hol'up

youre leaving out the part where the jap emperor demanded that he be washed and cleaned because he thought h was a regular jap man who had been pranked and dipped in black ink

stop posting you mentally retarded nigger , komodos are called dragons because dragons existed in mythology long before that
the true origin of dragons comes from the Dacians and their war-standards, which resemble dragons, and they probably are older than that since vikings and egyptians depicted dragons as well

You aren't fooling anyone, gayboi.

Leftism makes you mentally challenged.

At last, i truly see.
さすが、天皇さま!