Shes a few cards short of a full deck

shes a few cards short of a full deck
a joker in the game

oh, shes got a bullet with your name on it
no doubt shes a mental case

better keep that girl away!

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hopefully locos full of shit and i wont need to go buy a bunch of a level philosophy books just to understand it

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@wish
That's not what Lloyd says!

Tfw you want to bully Test.

Repost


Too late


I have boring tastes.
Honestly, the show's about puberty and loneliness, disguised as a mech show. I found it during a dark time in high school, so of course it means more to me than it might to you even if you watched it now.


He should know it.

bully me instead

gay as hell. probably like to kiss girls, the homos.


oh my. that sounds nice.

that's cute. I enjoy talking to you as well, so that's okay with me.


that's a really good point, and I have plenty of things I like that fall into a similar type of thing.

...

...

You're no good at it, though.

Reposting


GOOD BECAUSE NO ONE CAN HAVE THEM

PREPARE TO GET TRIGGERED

I'm combining your posts.

I'm growing trinidad scorpion chili next week.
I shall make enemies with my homemade chili. The most metal of feasts.


I think it is because my mum was vegetarian and made quorn mince or seem to fuck up chili mix.

I'll give it a check and make my own, American style, if I can.

how could you

i dont even know anything about chili

Loco is always full of shit.

Just saved another persons life today.

What did you do today?

they could take them if they wanted. be scared, white boy.

sounds almost dangerous. what the hell are you putting in there?

aaaaah, yeah no you need some good meat in there. I know vegetarian chili exists but...I shudder to think how it must taste.

Kissing girls???? EW

Who would kiss a girl?

You enjoy the thick chunky kind better, Cup.

played a video game and ate some chili.

KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI KILL YOURSELF UI

ever so humble

go with christ

...

I dunno. I like it a lot but I think the soupy kind is better.


faggots exclusively.

fun :3

what game? and was the chili spicy?

Read some lies on the internet and went to school.

What caused the sudden influx of confidence in choice?

i suppose

i think im just gonna shower and bed tonight, i must have cycled for about 2 hours today in total, and ive barely moved at all in the last 3 years

Makes me feel sick... Why would you kiss...girls... thats so unnatural.

also sounds like a good time.

What I learned in school today was _ _ ____

How?

That sounds nice? Are you some sort of pervert?!

Stop saying the word cute so much, it's creepy!

True suffering.

...

hey sebs, how's it hangin?

smt iv apocalypse. it's fantastic.

the chili was pretty spicy after I added a bunch of tabasco to it.


literally no one does this test you fucking paranoid idiot.


well I just had a bowl of super chunky kind, and so it was making me question which I liked better, but thinking about it a bit more led me back to what I already suspected even as I asked the question aloud.


no arguments here man. it's gross.


I mean...yeah. slapping would be better though. punches can hurt. probably not from your adorable little arms though.

I like the reaction it gets out of you.

my old friend saw that I was affiliated with dancesafe on social media and gave me a ring to test some LSD for him.

It turns out he had very potent 25i-Nbome that could have killed him

I have a feeling you are talking about a different kind of bullying. lol


Tuschi does it for me

youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8

Lexi bullies dick.

Don't make fun of me just because I'm not as strong as you!

Ehh? Gross!

And this is what you're bragging about?

Beep beep~

Whoops, was meant for scoots, but this works too.


Well, I'll make the chili normal first.
I don't really see my mum cook, but I think she may overcook it.

I'll get some REAL meat, get some vegetables I like, and add Scotch Bonnets. They're punchy, small chillis.

I'll have onion, potato, peas and sweetcorn. I don't like beans or kidney beans, nor big tomatoes.

I hear that s-some people stick their you-onow-whats in their yoou-know-wheres.
God, wish I could unsee it.
Its gonna make me hurl.

did u draw that

It was just an ice breaker to see what other people did today.

Your feels are correct

but it's amusing to me to bully you. and you clearly enjoy it, even if you'll never admit it. you already admitted you enjoy talking to me, and this is the majority of our interactions.

Gonna make some luxury hot chocolate. And eat another piece of Carolina Chilli Choc, brb.

I'm currently drawing the thing in the middle.

Woww, okay fine.

I'm leaving!

chili is really versatile, you can easily make a good one without any of the things you don't like.


why would you even say that? that's so disgusting.

I'm slow at seeing new threads


I'm not gone quite yet!


So you just wanted to drink one with me?~


Miku is great though

Do you prefer your hot chocolate chunky or soupy?

looks naice

for your game?

I've saved tons of retarded kids so do I get a prize?

who are you

Amy

More like just slow.

...

oh. well then I take it back!


alright. see you later cutie.

For one of them, yes. Thank-you for the compliment.


Test.

...

...

I play god.

yes
but I thought it was gonna be someone else

Because, cuppers, there are some weird people in this world. I mean. What if one started posting here? A real life heterosexual? You read about it everywhere on the internet. The deep web is apparently a hive of them.

I guess that's an answer?

posting again after you say you're leaving is cute

Oh... oh dear...

beep beep

I don't like this conversation anymore scoots. it's going to keep me up all night with bad thoughts.

A job well done from me.

It isn't worth much, but It sure is a good feeling to actually do something worthwhile isn't it?

This makes me so mad!

H-hi, thread~

Sorry for being bonkers last night haha

It doesn't make me feel any different.

And I hope when you think of me years down the line you can't find one good thing to say and I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out you'd stay the hell out of my way

...

what if you're all just pretending to like me

welmie

We are.

Please kill yourself. no pretend

I think you're still a virgin

what does?


you were pretty cute.


I feel like no one here pretends that. at all.

well, alright.


I believe you soto

wow thanks you guys

To what end

Those sickos.

they are the worst

okay? the lyrics usage is sort of confusing lol but hopefully you are alright

Hello


Such an outrageous claim!

I actually am
I'm saving it for you ^W^


Its all true

outrageous must have had its definition changed to "completely accurate" when I was asleep.

Actually wait, Its annoying that I have to help someone who fucked up.

Good night!


I'll slow down for you, bby.


Nope! I'm off now!


Shouldn't use the word lame then!

fine! whatever! playing with my heart like this.

goodnight.

It is an outrage.

Ehh? That's not true at all! Stop bullying me!


Hmph.


Stop stalking me!


√ Still a virgin.
√ Never smoked weed.
√ Never did drugs.
√ Never drank alcohol.
√ Never broke the law.
Put this as your status & whoever likes it thinks your lying, comment what you think I'm lying about cx

What's up?

Normally i'm helping people before they fuck up. You know, harm reduction preemptively.

...

that is a great picture


and you're still here? my my.

seems like you're the one stalking me by the way. heard you were talking about me with test while I was gone. miss me that much?

Either or.
So long as in my pjs, toasty warm, dead of night either listening to creepypasta or watching crystal maze reruns; I'm happy.

I once added tobasco sauce in my hot choc whilst drunk.

Fucking loved it.

Patently false, you chugged all that vodka before you curbstomped GarEE's face in.

If you slowed down anymore you'd be coming to a complete stop. cya


I do that but then they don't listen.

it's song about a couple who slowly begins to hate each other

though i am sortve stretching it to regard any souring relationship

remembering the story never fails to make me smile

Come over.

I wanna show you something.


lol yeah. my appeal went through ;3


Nothing. Being bored. Found a place for some appointment-y stuffs I need taken care of.

hbu?

what happened?

And they're all true!


Test brought you up first!


Now that's just straight up slander. Fiction and falsehood.
I'm a perfect angel.

...

If they don't listen then you probably were biased/judgemental in your "help" or they truly are dunderheads for not heeding any advice.

familial issues

impressive. so how much "cookie" did you consume last night anyway?


I don't know the details, I just know you were all lowkey trying to ask all kinds of things about me.

not much just chillaxing before work
watching some youtube and stuff

What do you need taken care of?

...

STOP SAYING THINGS BASED IN LOGIC AND FACT AS IF THEY WERE INSULTS

Rattle me bones

You responded to one of the posts, you didn't hear it you read it.

He couldn't stop talking about you!
I think he wants to be your lover or something...

...

...

*HOTDOGS*

oh that sucks bro, hope it smooths over quickly

Again, these are kids i'm talking about.


When adults don't listen its because they think they know whats right and act like cunts.

...

One and a half cookies. Not bad for $4 tbh.

I was so confused and shy at the pharmacy when it started kicking in. Very meek and quiet with my girl voice lol Probably adorable, but this big homeless looking dude was behind me in line and making me quite self-conscious.


Gonna start up electrolysis cause I'm sick and tired of shaving tbh

Sup cutie?~

you told me you also talked about it before that. a few days earlier?


yeah he's a total faggot LOL


go drink your stupid homemade beer you drunk


that cheap? wow. nice.

when did you get a card for this? you are so bad.

Yeah, no.
I do these things on a monthly/daily basis. ._.'

oh, are they actually mentally handicapped? I use to be a peer-tutor back in high school.

Friend told me he's proposing to his gf soon, figured I'd save the last three gallons for his party.

is that really expensive?

Time for sleep.
Hello darkness my old friend.
Night night guys.

how sweet. I'm sure you have other stuff to drink though.


sleep well, scoots.

Oh, no. I wasn't prescribed cookies, I picked that up after work haha. I refilled my girlypills ;p


It's like $65 for an hour session so not really.

yes, go to sleep scoots

LOL yeah, you sure rekt him, buddy

I've quite a few, yes.

Oh yeah that. It was an even briefer exchange than the other one.


Neenee

shit happens

Ok, I'll do this after shopping tomorrow

SHOPPING?!

What are you shopping for? Tell me everything!

Some of them are but kids just don't listen.

oh, gotcha. well that's good too.


he wishes I would. the pervert.


a well stocked alcohol cabinet is the best.


suuuure.


you'd better!


such a girl.

maybe I should do that
shaving is quite annoying

Drinking alone not as much.

Ear wax remover, basic food stuff, maybe some sense of usefulness. Peanut butter.

And chili components.

weird to see other people have worked with slow people

that it does but thankfully so far I've only had to deal with it from exs and friends one of the friends surprisingly being from here I'd hate to have to deal with it from family buuut not much can be done if they go that way I guess

I disagree. I love drinking alone.

I quit drinking alcohol two days ago.

I'm content with not drinking for a few months at least.

good 4 u

The struggle.


Y-You wouldn't?

Indeed! I still can't believe it's almost been a year now x_x

I really can't even help it at all anymore. Shopping, pumpkin spice, shoes... I watched Gilmore Girls today, Cuppers. Gilmore Girls!


Depends if you like needles jabbed into your face for an hour at a time *shrugs*


Oooh. Well that's not nearly as exciting as you made it seem lol

I actually haven't had alcohol in a week, but I made a promise to my dad to quit drinking if he quit gambling.

So we'll see how it goes

i was never really valued family anyway

not trying to sound edgy

its just other people seem to be into that sort of thing

though i think my family is a lot colder than average

-was

wouldn't just be my face

You've rarely a choice to drink with another.


Hm?

you mentioned you are quitting alcohol alone drinking as much.

I was saying good job

that's a sad thing but at least it's somewhat helpful for the situation, sorry still that it happened to you

with test? nah. not interested in him like that.


I watched that once. it's not terrible, but it's not good enough to be worth watching for me. of course I watch so much stuff people would consider trash I don't really get to talk, heh.

but yeah you're definitely on the other side of the fence now. you poor thing.


the fact that I am as alone as I am is as much by choice as by design. I am a hyper introvert. I could have more friends if I wanted, I could go out more if I wanted. I do not want.

i dont mean to be pathetic

how are you

Comes with being in the arctic, I guess.

Fair enough. I can deal with anything else. Face just gets in the way of makeup haha

If you have darker hair you might want to look into laser vs electrolysis btw


It's really not imo. I'd say it was the only thing on tv at the time, but I didn't exactly look too far into it on the guide lol

Poor thing? I'm digging it

I was continuing a statement. I prefer to not drink alone, in lieu of having a full stocked cabinet.


Am aware.

you aren't pathetic I'm alright

it's just a constant bombardment of cultural references. at least family guy has the decency to add animation to the jokes they make. it's too much even for me.

yes, it was what they call "a joke," silly.


didn't seem like you were from your comment, bully.

for some reason I thought that's what you were talking about
laser sounds way better

Do you want to be single for the rest of your life?

I know he's far from ideal but you gotta take what you can get, gurl.


It reaches 100F here sometimes and that's pretty warm.

But that was March and it was like 40F

It is for me, since I don't leave the house much. ;w;

I am confident I could live with it, but no, I would prefer not to be.

I somehow doubt test would be interested in me even if I were interested in him.

?

OH GOD, CHILLING THE FUDGE ONLY MAKES THE SPICE WORSE.

SAVE ME JESUS

I think you might be thinking of the wrong show?

OH

sorry hahahaha~


It's also like 10x the cost and wouldn't work on my hair :(


;~; For what it's worth, I'm jealous of your making chili. Hmmph.

I ended up getting another pizza instead of going to the store for shepherd's pie stuff :/

Yeah, I don't think he likes pokemons that way

I enjoy reminding people of their own shortcomings when I'm sober.

I'm very popular with the office.

...

why is there spice in ur fudge

you dont get to see the incompetence and manic depression here

i am glad you are well

she said I wasn't a loli

:^)

Song?

...

please don't respond to this.

how much more? :c

I am unsure.

no, I'm definitely thinking of gilmore girls. I watched with someone once, and the dvd box literally had a massive booklet inside with the explanation of all the references the girl and her mother make back and forth to each other.

youtube.com/watch?v=OYeKGsnAEeQ

family guy made fun of it, and they are exactly the same sometimes.


you're aware I don't think that I am a gardevoir, yes?


yeah you're a real gem of a human being.

oh
why would she say something like that

Fantastic.

Freedom Dive - Xi


You don't? Oh thank goodness.

You flatter me.

I bought Carolina Reaper Fudge from a local chilli enthusiast in a festival.

It is both a BDSM session, a treat and a horrible decision for me.

I take a piece every time I fancy fucking my life up or I need to get rid of all the milk in the house.

I am glad we agree here, Elms. How have you been?

you know what I do think though? that you are adorable.


I do because I want that little house in ireland with you.

I must have caught an earlier season before it turned into that monstrosity.

...

The lengths Cupcake will go to get his fix.

everyone has their vices.

Oh I'm super excited cause I think I'm going to be seeing Combichrist ^~^

I actually really like that song

because she hates me


ugh
I hate being poor ;~;

I don't care if you have either of those going here or not here, you still are not pathetic also I wouldn't say well but my problems are no where near as deep setting so it's fine :hart: if either of us are I would say me

What the heck? I didn't even do anything adorable there! Stop defaulting back to that!

Yours more carnal in implication.

maybe. a lot of shows hit their "thing" and then overplay it in later seasons.


it always gets a cute reaction out of you though. and I'm incredibly boring and run out of things to say pretty quick.


I am what I am and what I am is a slut.

Hand it out on halloween muwhahahahaa

Make more money!

jk, it's all relative. not even sure how I'm gonna pay for all the sessions on top of everything else. It will be literally like the last thing I can afford while still being able to live through winter.


That's why I like 1-2 season shows best I feel like.

You should stop angering her.

sometimes you get both quantity and quality. 30 rock is a prime example.

Only makes me not want to share a house.

Well, I think it's time to go mushroom hunting.

the weather has been perfect and I love mycology.

Maybe i'll find the fun ones

it's not uncontrollable for me. I have no interest in people who have no interest in me. that way.

Ha! I didn't even need to hover over that one to know what it is!

I'm like that too though, don't worry about it at all :3

have fun with that.

It is fucking great if you have depression, anxiety or self destructive tendencies.

Because you have one piece, which is 1,569,300 Scoville (Pepper spray is 5,300,000 Scoville. So, you could say it is 4 times weaker than police grade pepper spray), all your worries disappear, and replaced with the burning wrath of a vengeful Aztec god on your tongue.

I've my doubts.

I wasn't worried. for whatever reason you keep coming back for more, and I enjoy talking to you so it works for me.

healthy skepticism is a good thing.

I do like me some of that tracy morgan action

i just need to get out of the house

Hey you.

dude is hilarious. the whole cast is basically one of the best comedy has ever seen.

hey mandy

Hm.

I'm getting the hang of this not really

that's the good stuff.

How's the day going for you?

if you have black peppercorns chew up like 7 or 8 of them and anxiety will be relieved instantly

...

been better

how about you

I'm sure it is.

you live with them? or just need some air?


one of the easier ones to get a hang of but it's a good start

don't judge me.

I know that feeling.

What has you down?

I'll give that a try.
I'm always putting horrible/toxic shit in my mouth anyway.

it's been eons since I've fps'd SO

sooner or later ill be playing competitive

there's so many green ids in this thread. I like that.

for now the former

but i generally get bad when im stuck in a place anyway

family drama

HAI GRIM!

A bit late for that, Cupcake.

You make it sound like I'm addicted to being bullied or something.

McCree is honestly just an upgrade to CoD dad if you can actually land shots.

upsetting.


I wasn't going to say anything that extreme, but your post with that picture make it pretty obvious that might be the case. how cute

mine is such an ugly green tho

pretty big if, unfortunately.

You're weird.


That is the worst. You ought to find a couch that needs some throwing away.

To someone, I'm sure.

i dont understand

I disagree. it's a nice one.


coming from you? please.


yeah, not me, but surely someone.

Your rocket is lock-on if you ult btw.

I don't have colors on mine :T

...

I'm sure you'd like me to believe you upset.

hello


I played him during the beta
didn't he get nerfed to shit though?


sick

You throw away the couch. Along with the problem....


I am as normal as a loonie or a toonie!

I'd train with mcree in the custom matches, make it head shots only and reduce the spawn timer, put yourself against a full team of anas aim for the head and boost aiming abilities rather quick do 100 kills in that every day


lets get one of those rvs that are super done up and travel lots :^)

Killing an ulting McCree as gengu feels great.

But killing a sniped in Widow from across the map makes me cream.

change it in the settings.


not really. that would be upsetting.


you're pretty normal for someone around here.

THE MORE IT HURTS
MEANS THE MORE I LOVE YOU

Its a game changer and the game doesn't tell you about it.

How was your Monday?


What's the advantage?

yeah genji busted as hell. he ruins so many ults.

i am the problem

thats always been appealing to me

easier to see the different ids. plus it's fun to get a cool color. other than that nothing.

I'd believe you would be upset at me not believing you were upset.

See!


I highly doubt that.

ooh

...

it's disgusting.


it's nice to see you back around, by the way.

...

I have a dream of going as far north as i can

if not me then everyone including me

have you not watched futurama?

yeah it sounds rather amazing, especially being able to see the night sky almost every night if you park the right places

Every episode, yes.

Ooooh. I have a nice blue^^

Thank you

Sorry. I am who I am.


Why you? Specifically.

He's way weaker than he was, but his abilities are just straight up stronger than 76's in most situations. In terms of their primary fire 76 has less damage falloff at range, but because he has to burst fire at range he's still a little outclassed by McCree in that field. Flashbang fan is still excellent for assured kills on up close squishies.

brain problems

imbalances

oh, good.


I'd call it a lavender, but that's bluish.


same here. it's just nice to see you.


never apologize for such a thing.

Mmhm.

EVEN BETTER

it was lazy

almost too lazy

I would give up his heal zone for a mcree stun and more damage tbh


do you actually do things like this?
holy


yeah
I should learn me some tanks/healers

And why is that your fault?


It is a half-hearted apology.

Interesting how that work
People being pleased to see each other when they don't talk ever. Like I'm pleased to see you and Wish around but I never talk to either of you

the consequences of it are mine

it's one of my favorites.


yeah, lavender is pretty great. smells nice too.


shouldn't even be that much.

crazy how nature do dat

I stopped questioning it years ago. it's just how it is sometimes. I never have very much to say without a jumping off point, and it seems you're similar. we'll interact when we feel like it, and other than that just enjoy each other's company. nothing wrong with that.

Yeah it's bray bray

racism isn't funny

Not your fault. Perhaps yours to deal with, but not something to be blamed for.


Meh.

I play ranked with friends and do enjoy winning, so yes I do a short 10 minute training session when they aren't on and I wanna play you don't get better by doing nothing

yeah basically.

Racism is fucking hilarious.

thatd be convenient for me to believe

isn't that what quickplay is for

...That's "cray cray" right? It's not some new thing?


Anything can be funny if it's a meme. Especially an overused one.

Shut up, cumskin

Which?

Yeah, well, I like making people feel like I care about stuffs.


Well it is the truth.

no i am accountable

I used to be really good interacting through the internet and subpar at real-life interactions. Now it's kind of the other way around.


Basically.

My old texas friend hmu after like 8 months... weird

futurama. one of my favorite shows.

or did you mean which episode specifically? the devil's hands are idle playthings is my favorite. the season four finale.


same.

also the airbrushing in that image is funny

FIREFOX CRASHED AND THE REM FOLDER STARTED OVER FUCK

You're sounding dangerously white right now.

Maybe, but there are varying degrees of accountability.


Makes sense.


Yeah, but it is a nice image.

Indeed, quite good.

quickly play doesn't give you a chance to train your aiming it is only a way to practice against people's tactics, with the training I mentioned you are forced to get head shots and the enemy while mobile cannot kill you even if they hit your head allowing for more training of your ability to aim next you're going to say that people playing any sport don't need to train to stay decent/get better cause they play regular season games

It's a sign.

Not everybody needs to post Rem.

i know better

but i dont seem to while its happening

Watch me do it anyway

well that sucks


my taste is impeccable.

no, we definitely need more rem.

...

In the moment is when things usually go astray with your thinking.

I'm debating going to the gym with my friend in 30 or babysitting my computer so I can download this folder properly.

I'm too suburban.

She's best girl.

But she's not this much best.

megasync takes 3min to set up.

7:27 PM - Spooky: would you give me a rimjob
7:27 PM - Subtle: Er
7:27 PM - Subtle: If you asked nicely..

the folder can wait, and will probably download just fine when you stop paying attention to it.


yeah well I don't want everyone to have my betty folder so she'll have to do.

this seems totally legit.

yes we know you're gay for each other

He can be very naughty

I'll post her when everyone has moved on, though.


Looked a little sketch tbh I didn't feel like setting it up.


It probably won't, nothing goes right with this internet when I'm not around.

oh well

The difficulties of the modern man.

oh, I know.

Idiot

I thought the suburbs were full wigger.

Cups, make a new thread already

fufufu~

Still love you, moogs.

that's because it think you're a pervert.


didn't even notice.


new thread


new thread


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new thread

stop being an autistic attention whore already

britfags do you guys have the billboards that say

LEGAL NAME FRAUD: NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH

USING YOUR LEGAL NAME IS ILLEGAL

what the fuck is that all about

Not 100%, clearly.

I was going to make a joke about "Barusu, who is Rem?" but I just couldn't get it to work.

...

Yeah well, you love dick so it's not perfect taste.