Weeb simulators

Alright, I'd like to pretend I have friends and a social life in a cute slice of life video game… I figure VNs are probably the best bet there outside of the Persona games. What are some good game that let you live vicariously through some Japanese slice of life stuff.

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Danganronpa is popular with sjw tumblr teenagers because they have no friends
Same reason persona 5 became super popular with tumblr kids

The Harvest Moon games may not be slice of life, but they're Village Dating Sim meets Animal Crossing, and are comfy as fuck.

hay user
why don't you go outside

That implies I wish to better myself in some way. I'm quite happy wallowing where I'm at right now and just wanna play some weeb shit.

But thanks for the concern.

Does it have to be standard japanse school stuff?

nah, what ya got?

Artificial Academy 1 and 2

That's not what a weeb simulator is. An actual weeb simulator would be a boring game mostly contained to a single room and involve a masturbation-addicted self hating somewhat obese MC with unkept facial hair and who is probably a "lolicon" (read pedophile in denial) and total hateable faggot.

if you dont VNs with gameplay there is a bunch of VNs were you can choose a waifu.

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Where the fuck do you think we are?

I can tell you where we aren't. We aren't at cuckchan or Reddit or other shitty websites where being a fat, anti-social waste of space is considered Stunning and Brave[tm]. And I see /fit/ posters here all the time and people posting Jordan B Peterson constantly. A good portion of 8ch seems to believe in self-improvement and I stand with them

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I only getting /fit/ to be able to play more videogames and shitpost with you anons.

Good to see someone standing up to the meme of mediocrity perpetuated by astroturfing faggots and blackpillers.

Solid advice I will take under consideration. Again thanks or the concern in your fellow man. It is actually appreciated.

But I'm happy as I am and am still looking for NEET-fag slice-of-life games to play. Especially ones with qt 2d girls.

Feels good being a chad on and off the internet.

There should be a rule against recommendation threads.

Yeah because fuck people who have a common interest helping each other out with discussion about games they think others might enjoy right? Instead of ignoring it and enjoying other threads it's a better idea to stop and take the time to complain about it.

Except visual novels are not videogames.

Kikes always lie. If walking simulators are not vidya, neither are VNs.

How is blue reflection?
I know it is a knock off persona but how good/bad is it?


rune factory 4 if you're okay with more fantastical elements.

How do you like the idea of watching a full episode of Sailor Moon in between every final fantasy fight?

He never said they were vidya, he just said they were allowed here.

True Love was alright, but I hated Season of Sakura.

>>>/out/

why?

I have liked a lot of Sailor Moon clones but never actual Sailor Moon so I don't know

you'll never a irl anime waifu, op

Yeah, that's why I'm looking for the next best thing. A game or VN with qt waifu in them.

t. fat, anti-social waste of space in denial

Is this what you are looking for?

Natsuiro High School if you know Japanese

I've been wanting to play this, is it possible for PS3 emulator to run?

You can start improving yourself by leaving and never coming back.

No idea, sorry.

Well, I'm able to run P5 with 30 frames steady so I think this would run. I found the ISO so this shouldn't be difficult.

I got /fit/ so I could eat more.
Get on my level.

RPCS3 has lots of tweaks to specifically run P5 and Demon Souls properly.

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You're right, but with my computer I shouldn't be able to run any of it.

THIS IS NOT VIDEO GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well, is in the name, Visual Novel, TV Tropes is to blame as well for still mixing the two.

Give ToHeart2 a go OP. It's the high school slice of life dating sim/visual novel. It was huge when it came out and for a good reason. It's a very solid VN with a great selection of girls to choose from and it's filled with comedy. Recently the whole game was translated and decensored.

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If you want some gameplay, you can't go wrong with Rune Factory 4. It's a great mix of farming, romancing, and animal taming. It's a very relaxing game that you can play at your own pace and it's very humorous too. When you beat the game, you can transform your NPC into anyone. You can transform into your wife's mom and fuck her if you wanted to. Honestly one of the best the 3DS has to offer.

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There's most likely a place to download the cia but I don't know where.

Sakura Wars (V) is a pretty great game too. You're in an anime NYC where you're the leader of a mech defense force that also runs a theater. Outside of mech battles, you're doing a bunch of socializing with the various women there. Nearly all choices are timed so you have to be hot on your toes when it comes to choices which makes it more fun. There are a lot of Heavy Rain tier QTEs too.

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Get out Doki devs.

hold up, user! he needs to play the first game and then watch the anime in a specific order! >ywn learn moonrunes

I train my hips and butt daily.

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Artificial Girl 3

Did that one weeb metal gear where you take panty shots ever got released?
This thread just remembered me of it.

If you know japanese: Rival Schools has a whole school life mode where you make a character and go through a full school year fighting/making friends/doing a bunch of activities with the main cast

see

Supposedly it was just decent. Nothing special.

Oh so this is what Rival Schools 1 (oh it's actually 2) looks like? Pretty impressive for PSX. I had one of the games for DC, the US release. It was an incredibly fun and goofy fighter and shared it's combat engine with Tech Romancer iirc.

Oh, thanks. I didn't notice that was the game.
Welp. I guess I'll go fuck myself.

Its a japanese only verion of 1, better known as "Project Justice"

Too bad there's a fighting game attached.

同級生

Visual novels are marketed and sold as video games by the video game industry. Thus they belong here. I don't expect you to grasp such a simple fact, but it should at least float around your head and bother you as you try to act superior.

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honhonhon

so we should let them shill here because they want to?

Inironically, what you are saying is true. Instead of wasting time on a gayming board people should sharpen their life skills in order to make more money in order to be able to buy more gayms and THEN once you are stable you can come here and shitpost all you want instead of being the OP.

Is Majikoi any good?

Not exactly set in high school, but maybe you can give the Galaxy Angel trilogy a try. Simple real-time tactics combat with specialized space fighters sandwiched by slice-of-life VN segments hanging out with the girls. You can even keep your relationship with one girl going into the sequels. It's very much structured like a Sakura Wars game that mentioned.

It's really because VNs can have gameplay. Some do and some don't. Overall though, they've been with vidya for ages on end and we shouldn't have to explain which VNs do and don't have gameplay to people who don't even care and will just (1) and done all the time to get (you)s.

Kamidori Alchemy Meister is a visual novel. Same with Utawarerumono. Both have gameplay and are visual novels. Same with Fate/Stay Night and Katawa Shoujo despite not having gameplay. A visual novel is more about story presentation and not gameplay its self. Which is why you can have some with and without gameplay.

I should have learned Japanese at least two years ago.

2 years from today you will wish that you started today.

Exactly. Stop stalling.

early Utawarerumono is pretty comfy living in yamato

Yeah, and so are Majikoi S and A. Though the original is more serious at times.
Benkei best girl

Source

Well, a few years ago I remember trying a demo for Kudos. Aparently, the first one is free and there's even a second one:
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It's one of those "life simulators" where for the life of me I never managed to make long-standing friends. Kick-ass job though and blew all my money on stupid shit.
Kinda like IRL, to be honest, this game depresses me.

Yes, Majikoi is incredible.

What is _1?

And dating got more, and more expensive in Kudos 1. As in "Romantic, homemade dinners" costing hundreds of dollars expensive. And those were the cheapest alternative.

pic related is the only patrician option

Self depreciation and humbleness is always good, user, but don't overdo it.

Good work telling these nice fellow humans you appreciate their concern over your well being.


I'm not fat and I've become much more antisocial. I have far too much inherent negative sentiment I love channeling into excessive anger, hate and insult at everything I see as unjust and undeserved. Hell, it even randomly attracts dogs or repels cats that can both sense it or some shit.

If I can do no other good as a defect that cannot love a wife or raise children, I will help my fellow man and titty lovers enjoy their existences as I do by attacking and erroding anything I perceive as a threat to us and our enjoyment.

Fuck, I don't know why I typed antisocial instead.

I couldn't deal with all the nippon stronk cringe.

A better question: What is a good mahou shojou game? It should be kind of what OP is looking for with the "roleplaying as a cute high-school girl to esccape our miserable existence" factor but with the added saving the world and double-life fun.

there's Blue Reflection if you haven't played it

Rondo Duo. It got an english patch earlier this year I believe. I believe it's on Nyaa. For some reason, the best scene for me was the succubus pinning down and kissing loli MC. More importantly though, some God-tier user ripped all the content from the game and put them into webms. I honestly like the cute and goofy animations over the porn.

Rondo Duo Sprite Rips and Various H-Scenes
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Password is: ymstuff

The contents in the folder are a little cleaner and more detailed than some of the ones here.

That's a meme.

90% of it is futa IIRC.

Got a version of that mega without the loli?

That is a conservative estimate. All "girls" swapping who had the dick from scene to scene. I do not recall anything other than futa unless you just mean every scene was a futa fucking a different girl who at the time was not a futa.

KTGust

And don't listen to these faggots. The world is shit, don't go outside.

I know some really fucking retarded LP people. People who just don't read the fucking text on screen then ask "where do I go, what do I do?"
The one I'm thinking of is moving to Japan, and has learned enough Japanese to get by.

If that retard can do it, I know 90% of us can.

Your brain is just a meme.

Oh I thought there was some stuff with two normal girls (tribbing, eating out, fingering, etc)
My bad.

stop shitposting and start playing

absolutely nothing wrong with that.

NEVER EVER

i'm looking for the first game if you know where i could find it?

sukebei.pantsu.cat/view/2005897

Where can I start? There's millions of books and articles, but all I'm asking for is the most efficient way to learn it.

Just don't expect someone to hold your hand every step of the way.

What are some games where I can play as a small girl?

Play it. You won't regret it.

As long as he doesn't play the route with the completely out of place rape scene.

Thanks captain literal.

What are the low stats? Hygiene and social?

I think you just have mental problems.

Start here. Don't give up. Make it a morning routine. Finish the alphabet with him, pick a source you happen across, go at it.

OP here. Just wanted to say thanks for having concern in your fellow user, and inspiring him to not just pine over not having a social life, but to do something to improve himself and let me play a wider selection of cringy weeb games like the NEET I am.

Thanks Senpais.

Also decided on Majikoi to play.

What are some good eroge with a tomboy/reverse trap character route?

Good recommendation. Really enjoying this one so far.

I think Majikoi could fit the tomboy department.


Yeah, I'm glad it was translated recently. I posted it in the VN thread a while back.

That's fucking priceless. They probably don't even care.