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If Dubs op gets cancer and dies

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That is one filthy dirty old man.
Is this supposed to be the equivalent dialogue from the Japanese version?

The bit that says "wild night of passion",
is actually a series of lewd onomatopoeia in Japanese, but it goes like something like this:
"How about it? First rubbing and touching, then licking, and after that comes the banging… uffun (a lewd murmur)."

Later on what he says roughly translates to:
"Hold on… you don't have any tits.
You want me to rub 'em… Wow, are you kidding me? Well, that's enough joking around. Shall we do this?"

But there's no mention of someone looking "UNDERAGE" anywhere in the Jap version.

YES

If dubs OP deletes his gay thread.

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It's supposed to be, but it looks like the translator took some liberties there, yeah. Jumping from "flat chested girl" to "underage" is quite a stretch.
It's a fan translation, mind you, but from what I've heard it was generally better than the original English localization. Disappointed that it's still not entirely accurate where it could've been.

Probably a goon fan translation.

what a qt

Jesus christ, what the fuck are you doing?

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The fuck are you doin' OP?

where is the bagina

She is a genetic dead-end, user.

maybe after it spread from 4chan like a decade ago sure

She's the only pantless tomboy catgirl.

Hidden in the carpet, maybe.

Would a goon throw in a comment about a lecherous old man wanting to grope an underage girl? That strikes me more like something that would trigger the fuck out of them.
Maybe it's just a shit translation after all.

She has a cloaca.

Yes.

Also yes. I've never seen a lolibaba that "young" though.

Reminder that lolibabas are GOAT

They've got the body and cattiness of a loli, yet the wisdom and demeanor of an old lady. It's a great combination.

Yes indeed. They must also end their sentences with nanojya for maximum boner.

So not gay at all

GAY.

It's just a flatty, which can be okay if she's not a bitch.

Tigers don't have cloacas you retard.

This

You fags could be using this thread to post general boner fuel like these distinct gentlemen

But NOOOOO, just the usual lack of T&A

Traps are gay and futa is turbo gay

Kill yourself and fuck off to >>>/vp/ if you want porn that desperately.

Congenital birth defect.
How else do you explain the missing goods, shit for brains?

Who let the gay community in?

That's hot.

Who let the underage in?

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The eternal localizer.

That's because that title belongs to the eyes, penisfag.

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If you actually look people in their eyes instead of looking at their crotches wishing they have dicks bigger than yours, then maybe you would understand.

It's almost hard to believe that faggots like this exist when humans don't even have the most interesting eyes.

The face is the absolute most important part of the body in determining beauty. Only faggots like dick.

he says as he posts an anime character
do you have any idea why anime is drawn as it is?

Suit yourself, penisfag.

Because human faces are so unappealing to humans that they have to comically distort them to make them attractive.

It's okay to be a gigantic faggot user, am I hitting a sore spot when I speak the truth about you?

Perhaps you would see the truth if you pull those dicks out of your sight.

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i thought fedora tippers prided themselves in their enlightenment but i suppose i was wrong

It was cancer back then as well.
Just like Courage dog and everything else, it was 12 year olds trying to meme.

So how is the closet life treating you?

I wouldn't know could you tell me?

Something getting adopted by normalfags doesn't make it a Reddit meme. Templates like that started with Advice Dog on The Mushroom Kingdom in 2006, but exploded into popularity once 4chan and YTMND, particularly 4chan, started using it around 2007, and began making similar templates.

No shit. Everything but the first wave of them was terrible because, as with all template memes, normafags think that they can put anything in the template and still have it be funny. The point is that it being a Reddit meme is patently false.

Why would you feign ignorance ever since your first post?

Are you sure I'm the one doing that here?

As obnoxious as advice dog was at least it wasn't as bad as doge. Meme spewing faggots can't even pronounce it right.

I don't know you tell me.

There is a point to be made about Futa in that it's somewhat subjective to the viewer on how actually gay it is depending on how he regards the scene.

If you watch it as an observer, it's not gay at all. Regular sex features a man and a woman, futa on girl features 2 women, making it more appealing and less gay for heterosexual males.
It's exactly the same as watching regular sex, but with more woman and less man.

However there's a deep dark caveat to this.
If you watch porn to self insert as the guy, then watching futa means you want to be the girl, which is hella gay indeed but not full gay as you're still boning women.

So it's either 0% or 50% gay, depending if you self insert or not as the futa.

Really that's all it took for me to figure out you're baiting but at least I'm having fun.

the jews won the propaganda war long, long ago.

What if you're the one penetrating the futa? The futa has a vagina in this hypothetical.

Really that's all it took for me to figure out you're a faggot but at least I'm the only one having fun.

Its gay because that means you want to fuck a girl with a dick.

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Futa porn almost always huge much focus on the MASSIVE FLOPPY DONG the futa has. It's gay.

100% heterosexual
100% heterosexual

My mistake, I should say that everyone but you is having fun.

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Seriously, what's the fucking difference

Utterly redundant statement

According to , liking futa makes you either a cuckold or wanting to be a tranny lesbian.

Girls don't have penises. You want them to. That is gay.

Fucking a trap isn't gay. Getting fucked BY a trap is gay though. Same deal with Futa.

We could've had a nice vidya lolibaba thread, but you fags have to worry and argue about penises instead.

Fucking a 3D "trap" is gay, because they're all clearly men. Fapping to futa or 2D traps is gay, because you have a vast supply of girls without dicks available to you and are specifically seeking out the cock (futa/trap on female is arguably an exception, depending on your mindset and the focus of the specific work in question).

Lolno, this thread was shit from the OP.

These threads never cease to amaze me.
Never stop, you glorious faggots.

So you enjoy threads being shit up by the pointless bickering of faggots?

Wouldn't it be pedophilia or even toddlercon on the part of the elf in this situation?

It's not about their appearance. It's the fact that they have a fucking cock. I don't know what's so difficult to understand about this.

Anyways, which is gayer? Traps or reverse traps?

Isn't a reverse trap just a tomboy?

Very ugly mannish women.

people usually just called tomboys reverse traps, but says otherwise.
Either way, one has a vagina and the other doesn't, so a no-brainer on this one.

I would think a tomboy and a reverse trap are two completely different things. A tomboy in my mind would be a female interested in masculine activities, but a reverse trap in my mind is a female who makes a concerted effort to present and for all intensive purposes is psychologically male. Let me put it more bluntly…

Would you rather fuck a man who looks like a woman or a woman who looks like a man?

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i have some bad news user

No, reverse traps are freaks like buck angel.

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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

Fucking hell, she really doesn't want to talk to me

Was this localization bullshit?

Every time.

No thanks.

Goons literally assume anything without tig ol bitties is pedo.

Porn in general makes you a cuckold. The only thing that is straight to watch for a male, is a solo female. Involving anymore persons is to some degree cucking.

Depends on the tomboy. You got the Chie-type tomboys who are simply un-feminine and un-ladylike. And then you got the Naoto-type tomboys who actually believe they're boys.

You're still considered straight if you go out with either type of tomboy. So I don't get these closeted faggots apply different rules for dating men. Saying that twinks [male equivalent of the Chie-type] are gay, but traps [male equivalent of the Naoto-type] are quote unquote "straight".

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UNDERAGE GET OUT

Depends on how long the elf lives, how quickly they reach physical maturity, some people would inlcude mental maturity even though we're talking about body types. What if they physically mature and peak in their 20s, like humans, but then stay that way until the last few centuries of their lives?

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

I still have his notes, and he said nothing about this at all, what a copout. It never ends with some people even in the fan translation scene. Even if this is the best translation we got, we can still do better.

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My Greek mythology is a bit rusty, but I recall a lot of sex happening. Usually by Zeus.

Males are the superior gender and Traps are the superior males.

Yall need to shut up and learn to love cock.

There's a nuance to this. A guy who looks like a girl is a trap. It is gay by virtue of the penis. Falling for a trap does not necessarily mean you are gay. Deciding that you will fuck him regardless once you know he has a penis means you are gay. That must mean the reverse should also be true, but it is complicated by

A girl who looks like a guy is a reverse trap. A tomboy doesn't really apply, since they are already known to be girls. Exception being when she is a prepubescent child, because girls and boys do not differ much beyond primary sexual features at this age. Being attracted to the girl before knowing she has a vagina would suggest you may be gay. Although the usual cliche tale goes that the guy is somehow attracted to her. He may think there is something wrong with him before he receives the visual cue. However, that visual cue might be simply a man's body with a vagina stitched in instead of a penis. That is certainly gay, because it is tranny tier shit. Although this is not the common execution of this scenario. It is more common the reverse trap is already androgynous to a degree. She binds her breasts and wears loose clothing to hide her figure. That is to suggest the presence of secondary sexual features is also needed. Slender shoulders, wide hips and breasts. Although a lot of traps are flat chested, the presence of the other feminine features is a must.

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great, now i gotta fap to hung femboys

If you download his patch, it should have a text file that contains his notes on why he made some changes.

I smell a lewd milf.