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Losing control?

Whats your favorite game with time travel?

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I dont play alot of games with time travel so im gonna say timesplitters

tbh I'm still me tbh

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That's a tough one. I can't think of that many games with it besides Prince of Persia.
Shit, totally unprepared.

Double shift today. Closing shift sucked. Too many people. Nearly called ICE on a coworker.

Idk Chrono Trigger or some shit.

Morning everyone, Ritsu here

Todays my last day of no parents at the house. I'm really going to miss the comfy silence.
Considering watching the 90s batman cartoon, maybe one of the animated movies.

hey guys.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky.
Also in some unrelated non lewd news, XRA is 10 years old today.

hey everybody. magazine user here.

Timesplitters was a good-ass time. Timesplitters 2 is still my favorite console FPS.

Im dissappointed in you fam.

Mine is chrono trigger.

How goes user


Why?
And why haven't you done that already anyway? He has to go back


How goes user

lol what happened? Also, shit I forgot about Chrono Trigger.


Batman TAS was good but I prefer the continuity of JLU.

What series of events almost led to that decision?

Im kinda terrified about today tbh. They already called a bomb threat on the white house.

Whats good in the hood monica


How much pay would I get for writing in your magazine?


I really dislike superman so

You best be filling those bathtubs and sinks with water just in case.

That one from the guy that made Silent Hill

Timeshift, timesplitters, Singularity, were all shitty multiplatform corridors shooters, thats like saying that processed gunk food is your favourite kind of steak

Timesplitters.

Ive been wanting to write for the mag too. Like a series of reviews for old games i play.

People hating Superman is a part of what ruined this society.

work was mostly a boring slog today. Not much happened today either. There's no snacks left at home and I regret not using that coupon I got for a free cheeseburger at Micky D's today.

I'll be asleep all day so will probably miss the happening

How goes anons


Hes boring.

If it gets that bad i dont think a bathtub full of water would help.

Nothing is good save one thing. Today the USA might finally collapse.

I never even realized how often I used sleep mode until it became a gamble whether the fucking thing would come out of it or not. I'm furious. Luckily the one good thing about the CURRENT YEAR is that when you get fucked like this you can yell at them on social media and usually something will happen.

These instant noodles are actually really good, but some weirdo told me to add Mayo to it. I don't know about that.

He's a good farmboy, instead of "muh playboy" degeneracy.

Never relax till its all over

Omagatoki (coll. The Witching Hour) for the PSX. It's a visual novel about a man who is chasing after his girlfriend and they both get trapped in an inter-dimensional time portal that warps them back to the Edo period. To try and comes to grips and to continue searching for his girlfriend, with the help of a samurai and his mistress, he sets up a school where he teaches about mathematics, geography and science. Throughout the game though he comes across people who tell him about rumors of nearby yokai, who comes out after dust (hench Omagatoki). I haven't gotten around to playing the second one yet so I don't know how good it is compared to the first but according to a short review I read about it, it continues the story of the first game.

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Comfy, waiting on DEFCON 1.

we can't afford to pay yet, ritsu… but you get free copies of the issue. my goal is to become a paying market


We really want more stories about vidcons. send me a pitch editor @ daggermag.com


You're wrong about superman, ritsu. You should read the John Byrne issues from 1987

Did you use western or jap mayo? You need the kewpie mayo that has the baby on the package

Shouldn't you be cutting out the maccas?


Nothing will happen


Hope it gets fixed user.
What all you do today?


Nips put mayo in ramen all the time. When I was there some of the my favorite ramens came with mayo. Though nip mayo has more spice to it I think

Vidcons

To Be honest, I'm considering buying Ultra Moon when it comes out. It's the last 3DS Pokemon game, and I feel like giving my addiction to Pokemon some much needed closure.

I mean, what do you mean by vidcons. Video games in general? Vidcon the convention?

Ritsu if you have facebook try messaging someone on it. Since you live in america it shouldn't go through.

I prefer batman cause hes actually human not an illegal alien


I'm always relaxed


Report him!


Whats your game plan?


I don't read comics. I only ever watch cartoons

The only fun i got out of moon was the porn. The game was ok, but the women were 10/10 lusamine a best

F

shit forgot to spoil.

Lots of helping different people move things and such. Then I had to fix the USB cable for my printer because it somehow got partially squashed (even though I haven't been in the same room as it for ages) so I could print something out. I swear to god being the "family computer guy" makes me want to fucking hang myself.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU DOUBLE NIGGER? CHANCES ARE IF IT SAYS IT WASN'T SENT THEN I DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT

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I don't have any form of social media or accounts on any websites. The only thing I really have is my steam I made for this thread.

Does anybody really think these dumb protests are gonna go anywhere?


did you like Superman:TAS? I loved it but my favorite is JLU. You should watch Batman: Subzero. many fur coat QTs


its just my gay word for video games. yeah we want any kind of game writing really. video games are to the 21st century as pop music was to the 20th imo

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I have no social media either. The only stuff i have is a twitch account for shitposting, and an email for school.

By the way what the fuck is with this board an not being able to have complex opinion about something? Why the fuck does everything have to be either A or B, black or white? Are people that fucking dumb that they can't entertain multiple different thoughts on a topic or issue? Or is it fear of being ostracized by an anonymous community for having the wrong opinion about something? Also why do people hate other people that play the Devil's Advocate?

Not my fault that Bat gets cucked by his adopted son who's ten times better the Batman than he is.

Alright. Im gonna write up a review of a game and send it to the email. Hopefully it will be good enough to get on the site. Should i send under an anonymous name or my 4am title?

Luckily my dad helps my computer dumb mom with that stuff.


Thats the best part.


I don't like superman so no.
I will check out subzero though, girls in fur is one of my favorite things.


Too late, you are in the system. RIP

If my line gets cut, then its actually running around get getting the other woodland folk ready. I'm far from the action but its good to be ready.

Its good to be prepared. Personally speaking I think some leftist twats are gonna get slotted.

No, the protest will probably be trash can tier.

What game are you gonna do?

What's wrong with you?

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I also got a laptop with windows 7, 8gig ram, 3.0 processor and 1tb of space. Gonna make it a dos/emulation box. Pretty excited, it was only 300$

Of course it will, look at the one in Times Square it's going to be right in the middle of all the tourist that are there just trying to see the big ads, take a picture with a wetback in a Mickey Suit and have a good time, not be bombarded by a bunch of betacucknu rich NYU kids trying to LARP as Nazi punching ninja.

Fear of being subverted.

They already have everything on me. Luckily im fairly untainted in their eyes.

I was thinking might and magic 6, but maybe i'll do wizardry 8. Im a huge RPG nerd.

I have no real plan for that so
I've got plans for if I get framed for a crime I totally didn't commit but not for mass chaos because its never going to happen.


Never really cared about his extended crew and prefer my superheros to work alone anyway.


What games you going to play on it?


Besides that hidden folder on your pc full of you know what

Jak & Daxter

That, and its the weekend/ the beginning of November aka kinda cold out.

Some days these people make me want to headbutt a wall until I die.
I DON'T KNOW YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GODDAMN MMO OR NOT?

GameCube and Ps2 backlog, I have already blasted through the other consoles on my PC. Is there a good PC Engine emulator lying around?

I'm fucking disappointed in you


chrono trigger is the only game that comes to mind but i feel like there were others i've played that were good.

How goes user

1. Yeah I guess so, Holla Forums is the same way, here you get called a faggot nigger over there you are automatically a jew. I stopped going to 4 Holla Forums after I got banned plenty of times for calling Trump a zionist. Now that kind of shit is spreading here too

2. Good awesome do the RPG, especially CRPG shits cause I'm focusing on Japanese Sound Novels from the mid 90s

it's more fun to argue than to discuss I think so people become parodies of themselves, especially when anonymous


I liked Superman TAS better than Batman… I liked the tone more, and I like Clark Kent way more than bruce wayne as an alter ego. He actually does shit and has a job and friends


I think they'll get together and maybe break a few windows and post about it on twitter and meanwhile the world will go on without any interruption


the communications distrup might be interesting, but that feels overblown as well


badass, man. Send it in however you want and we can credit you as desired. I do respond quicker to 4am posters since I'm losing control too

Pretty gud. I would make it a general gaming machine for games before 2010.

My porn folder stuck deep inside my steam install where noone will think to look?

Retroarch is my goto pcengine emulator, but i cant get it to run .bin files. Is there a way to convert to .iso?

Nightwing is seriously a better version of him because he's that nice.

I was gonna ask you guys, but what's the best version of Crazy Taxi? I've seen both the gamecube and PS2 versions go for cheap in my area, and I wanna know if either port is any good.

Because the MMO model is flawed. It requires a not-shit community to be good. Any game that requires the playerbase to not be complete shitstains will fail.

PS2 is fine, get the one with all the licensing shit. Don't want to miss out on the bomb ass music.

Those old crpgs are really underrated.

I think any port of crazy taxi is good as long as its not pc. I have the dreamcast version myself.

Yeah, I am pretty clueless when it comes to laptops. I can build a PC by myself no problem, but I know laptops are notorious for bloat hardware and overpriced namebrands.
I have never tried Retroarch, I will give it a go when it gets here, thanks. There is a simple isoconverter lying around somwhere on the internet, I dont have it on my PC anymore.

I really want to dig into gamecubes library. I haven't done it nearly enough and its not even that huge either so it'd be easy.


So superman is a normalfag? This isn't a good selling point user


Isn't he dead?


Thats true.

Doing fine, Just installing and uninstalling mods for call of duty 2 to find out which ones are compatible with each other.

How's it going?

I was hesitant to use retroarch a while ago but since ive been lazy about getting all the emulators i want ive just used retroarch. It has all the good emulators with it anyway.

Gamecube is expensive tho.

I've had ~4L of water today and I'm still thirsty.

haha fuck yeah. Hope you dig it man. Sorry it took a while to get mailed things are kind of a shitfire up here


he also has the ultimate antarctic neet-cave ritsu. he's a normalfag with a dark secret and when he sleeps at the fortress of solitude I'm 90% sure he does it with a sentient alien daki

Do you know which versions do and don't have the licensing shit?

I already sent ya something not too long ago.

Fun things are fun ain't they.

I know the pc version doesnt. The others should.

What kinds of mods are there even for such an old game?
I'm good. Trying to figure out what I want for dinner


I'd just pirate everything and set up my wii to play it if I did.


Go to the hospital


I don't like the cold.
And batman literally lives in a NEET cave so


DAS RITE

Finding gamecube roms is kinda hard too.

I know that the PS2 version and Dreamcast does, not sure about Gamecube, but I know for sure that the PSN version doesn't.


No you dumbo.

Add some salt to that you fuck.

it was well worth the wait. it's so much cooler than I expected, I didn't even really know what to expect. But it's awesome and unique and I'm really glad I got it, hopefully you'll make more.

oh shit
nevermind this is totally my answer now

Yeah, during its release my friends became obsessed with Smash Melee and they never played any game outside of it. So I have like 10 or so lined up, FZero and Metroid Prime looks awesome.

Oh, so its a compiler of emulators?

I've been setting it up always as a debate/argument but it just seems that any time I try to give an opinion contrary to popular one I always get people either calling me a redditor/neogaf/cuckchan/nigger/jew whatever without actually addressing the argument or they just cherry pick one sentence of what I said and try to make that my whole argument. What's even worse is that because I am always posing these arguments as hypothetical it makes people even madder because I don't actually have an emotional investment behind the argument itself. People just want flashy shitposts and anime butts and it's rotting their brain and reason to think.


Oh definitely shit like Darklands, Black Crypt, AD&D Goldbox, Dungeon Master, Menzoberranazan, and the like were amazing.

Holy shit that statue, what is it?

I've never had a problem


Fzero is a lot more fun with friends. Prime is a ton of fun. Only ever played it a little so thats one I'd like to really play.

fuck I think i'm turning into a weeb because i might actually watch this animu
i am eating this shit up because the intro is so cute

I use Ootake. It runs .bin's. Also got CD games working on it which I can't get to work on Mednafen for some reason.

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I found a copy of prime innawoods. Its a pretty cashmoney game.

Its like the ultimate emulator in a sense. In the program you download the emulator cores you want, and then you run the game with the core of your choice. Its actually better than i thought it would be.

I still need to play darklands. I might actually make my first review of system shock 2 because im really familiar with it and i need an excuse to play it again.

Emuparadise took them down and im afraid of isozone

It's got the only (working) Spanish civil war mod that I'm aware of. The gore mods have aged pretty well too.

I would like to play you.

Viking statue in uuhhhhhhh, I forget what town in Norway.

and you will
NEVER
GUESS
which one it is
it's the only one that's upside down in the intro and says surprise
I guess it's like a wholesome crossdressing thing where he really wants to be an idol

I'll get back soon… just gotta move right now, since I'm getting kicked outta my place and need to find a new neet-den


I guess batman is kind of a neet, with alfred getting him soda and tendies all the time… I wonder if he has a waifu


thanks, man. yeah we're trying… we don't have to sell a whole hell of a lot to get the cash for the second issue, so that's the goal right now. we're probably about 30% there


yeah you're probably right. that's why I like smaller communities / low traffic boards like 4am and /cyber. people are more receptive to nuance than on /v or whatever

Also a nice Roman statue.

I have 2 copies of prime for some reason. 10/10 game tho. Im playing it on emulator right now.

Just torrent them


Is it like a whole campaign?


Do gamecube emulators have online now?


Are you gay user?


Batman's waifu is batman

2D dicks are safu.

i like cute girls too much to be ga

Im not sure where to find the torrent. And i would need to get a vpn.

Even in 2d dicks are still gay

Yall gay


Do you never torrent anything ever?

I torrented the kingdom hearts soundtrack once.

Aha I got your confession. Enjoy being bubbas bitch in prison

I cant go to prison if america collapses

It happens

Never actually played anything beyond 2.

2 as in metroid 2 or metroid prime 2?

Yeah you said that last time. If you start Darklands be prepared to sink a good 100 hours into the game before you even get good. I always tease people that say Dark Souls is hard (TheMeme) they never even laid eyes of Darklands because this game will wreak your shit over and over again until you figure out how to break it. (psst just make everyone a alchemist and make a shitload of potions to sell and use as weapons)


holy shit man you should see the autismo of /vr/ even mention that you are playing a game before 2000 that isn't on the original hardware and an original crt with the original cart and controller and you are drinking that fucking slimer hi c shit that you liked when you were 6 while wearing a sonic the hedgehog onesie

At least this means I'm even less likely to see you sacks of shit now. Besides tonight I mean.

I started the game up and went to the character creation screen. I tried reading the manual and its still kinda confusing. When i get in the mood for a good 100 houe long crpg im gonna start it up again.

Or you'll be locked in forever


I should ask for a crt for xmas. Need it for my NES and future genesis


Where did you move and why?

Dolphin 5.0 does, last I checked.

SO story time with an oldfag. I run a pizza shop in my local town, great business to own and run. I have 3 drivers, and 3 cooks, and 2 on call cooks/drivers. Anyways, short story, one of my employees is female, 18, and gorgeous. I haven't tried any bullshit, cause fuck that I like my business.
BUT
She was closing for Halloween night with one of the drivers and the day before she asked if she can wear a costume to work. I said sure, fuck it, just dont get any of it in the pizzas/food/prep. Now, over the 3 months of having her, she always jokes around with being a "nerd" and I don't know if she assumed, guess or is into it herself but she came as fucking Sakura from Street Fighter. How the fuck do I handle this now. I give up on life. Sorry for blog post.

maybe he has more of a kevin spacey thing going on with robin


haha jesus christ. I get so weirded out by people fetishizing tech I grew up with. CRT monitor fags I will never understand. also what's up cutter I thought that was you


yeah, sadly. I need a comfy spot to last out the winter


Where'd you move? What's it like?

give her the dick

They'll never catch me alive

Damn neat didn't know that.
Was this girl cute? Did you giver the D?


The whole "batman is a pedarest" meme is such jewish shit. They want to insert their fetishes into everything and comics are controlled by the jews.


What if they already did and you are in the matrix?

I dont even wanna think about that.

Invite her to play /fightan/ and give her the D

No, not yet. I called my ex and went and FUCKED the shit out of her well thinking about the girl at work. Then I drove home in shame. Yes, she is god damn cute, so fucking cute I can't even talk to her let alone look at her without blushing. I could barely give her her paycheck thee other day.

Prime 2. Have the NES/SNES ones back at home.

I won't tell you where I moved to, but I will tell you I moved from Commiefornia for reasons which I hope should be obvious. As for what it's like here; Cold as fuck and I hate it.

It's gonna take way over 100 hours if you don't figure out how to win the game early on. It took me about 100 hours with the manual open the whole time just to figure out how most shit works. I'm still lost as to how blessings and shit works though.


Have fun with the eye cancer. You can get a flatscreen monitor that has RF


pics or i didnt happen


whats good i actually saw the floor of the studio the other night i was blow away but i got so drunk i forgot to take my cans with me again. anyway you staying local or moving elsewhere?

Yes, my country is the bitch of China and Russia.
Chrono Trigger & Gekirindan (is a shmup)

Bitch the cold is great. My everything is encased in ice right now.

Prime 3 isnt really worth bothering with. I thought it was kinda boring.

Sounds like its a ride of a game.

oh btw wtf happened with the halloween issue? did you post it yet?

Its really the only logical answer


Does she ever give off any hints that she'd be down to clown?


Did you move to NY? Thats where I'd imagine a commie would move


Pics of what exactly


How goes user

Maybe invite her over to play some Street Fighter, preferably a game with Sakura in it. See if she's any good, or if she's just a filthy secondary. It shouldn't take long to figure out which one she is, and if she's interested in you, good luck user.

Great white North here, can confirm cold is best.

I'm thinking about just working for a few weeks and quitting myself. It ain't worth it. First time someone complains about my numbers I'm gone. These niggers aren't even getting 80 units an hour when we're supposed to get 350+. I went slow af yesterday because I knew I could get away with it for the first week and I was running circles around them. All they do is take up space, complain, and get in everyone elses way.

thinking about other women during sex is a dangerous road
my roommate got mad at me last year because i called her by the name of a chick i used to babysit who is all grown up and down for the d now. she as very upset and this isn't even a serious thing.

Im heading to bed. Night.

Ah I replied to your post twice I meant it for but whatever not important just a dumb shitpost

good night, see you next thread.

My fucking balls are encased in ice right now and I want this to stop

Why would I move from a communist hellhole to a communist hellhole with shitty weather?

I do think that batman probably will never have a normal sex life but the whole pederasty thing is shaky. he's just a screwed up super white


yeah I moved from a warm climate to a cold one a few years back. still adjusting… although this year I have waterproof boots and I feel like a god


We'll see, I've been cleaning up my place. tomorrow I'll be out at the studio most of the day… I'll pick up the cans


It's gonna be a little bit. Gotta fill some holes in the issue. If it went up on Halloween it would have been a shitty issue

Oh, I am well aware, and this is the first time I have done this. My ex is actually a fit bunny girl but dumb as fucking hell.

Goodnight.

Theres nothing better than those first couple weeks at a shitty job where you just laze about knowing you'll quit soon.


Cya next time user

cool man im going to see my dad next weekend for 3 weeks so maybe ill stop by later in the afternoon after i get some house work done

i figured as much, let me see the nocturne piece before it goes up i noticed some things before that you guys didnt change but aren't consistent

Did you move just to get out of commieland?


Pretty sure hes banged some of the batgirls and catwomans before.

Any of the Jak games is a valid answer to be honest. Dunno about Daxter haven't played it.


Yep, 24 missions, spanish voice acting, decent models, and you get to play as every faction at least once. The only downside imo is the corny storyline, but it's a minor detail.

niiiice. i'm down with fit girls but they're not usually down with me. roommate is okay looking but the chick i used to babysit is just a little on the far side of thicc. like she's kind of fat but the titties are nice and it's just weird enough being with a girl who had a crush on me when she was 5 that it makes it hotter

Thats neat. I'd rather play a cowboy mod or something though

Why are people so open about how they're into vidya and other pop culture shit nowadays? I don't ever wear any pop culture related clothing because I don't want to be associated with those people. I don't know why, but I'm starting to ask myself if I'm right for doing so.

everybody wants to be just different enough to stand out i guess. i barely own any video game merch, mostly mega man or fire emblem. it doesn't leave my apartment

have a good one dude


yeah but I bet he cried every time and had dick problems. also batgirl is too young for him it's shameful


will do

I am suffering, but i'm optimistic.

Because video games became part of culture and most people only know how to display who they are by what they like instead of having a real identity.


Depends on which batgirl theres like 5 of them

People want you to think that they are smart/edgy/cool/have good taste/intellecutal/etc. so they wear some stupid shirt or something so that it signals to other iditos that they have good taste / are Mensa.

Nothing like weather that dips below 32.

Man up.

Why optimistic?
Is it going to be over soon?

I have some comfy slippers but other than that I'm fucked

Yes. Well actually also because it's way too fucking expensive to live in a place like that, kind of floored by how cheap everything is by comparison here.

You could be like Mark and post your autistic fetishes for everyone to see.

I thought I was doing that already. Does Mark of a history of doing that? I haven't noticed.

If I wasn't a NEET I'd own a house by now because of how cheap shit is in my state.

Does commenting on my muscles and calling me a nerd count?

I have never gotten to play video games with a girl before, I would probably spill my spaghetti all over the place. She is young too, legal, but young.

As degenerate as this going to sound, I found through all my years and experience. You can strap on a push up bra and a tight black tank top on any girl, with in reason of "thickness" and you will still have a good fuck.

COLD AS FUCKING IRON AND BLOOD

You cherish that fucking NEET life till you die, owning a house and a business is a whole other level.

Well then just remember to think before you speak. You probably won't say any stupid shit if you do that.

Yeah. Go for it brah


I've been NEET for 8 years so I will user.

I AM FUCKING TEXTING THAT GIRL RIGHT NOW
FUCKING THANKS user
PROBABLY LOSE MY FUCKING BUSINESS OVER THIS BOOTY CALL
THOSE PICCCTTUUURRRESSS WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYY

I actually met Mark once and it was the last time that I wanted to see him. It was during HWNDU, and I didn't meet him at the gravel area but later maybe a week or so after it was over. We went to this karaoke place run by an old Japanese man that I frequent often. Well my friend warns me that Mark is actually autistic, not in the sense that we all use as a joke, but legit autistic. So this dude comes and he just has this cold dead stare in his eyes and he talks like when you get drunk and you breath gets heavy but instead he does it in your face and it smells like old sandwich meat. So he proceeds to ask me 22 times in a row how to order a song ticket and I tell him 22 times how to do it, until finally I say fuck it and just give him one of mine. I punch his song in on the remote because God knows that he'd take a fucking year just to find that shit in the song book and then he hands his ticket to the bartender a cute little Japanese girl whom I'm acquainted with. While we made the mistake of going on a Friday and most of the regulars are niggers so they are all singing their soul and rap shit but there are a lot of songs qued up. So for a half and hour he was in my face like face to face every 15 seconds and was like "hey wheres my song" about 160 times before I told him to ask the girl. So he asked her another 160 but she is smarter than I am because she just ignores him after the 3rd time. So he finally comes back to me and keeps asking me and asking me and I'm a pretty patient guy but I was ready to knock this dude the fuck out. And my saving grace was Mitsumi that little Japanese girl who came from behind with the microphones for Mark. I forgot what he sang. NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER AGAIN GODDAMN IT

Is this real life

That's what i hope…

Blood is breddy warm there mate.

How does one even manage to maintain such extended neet status?

I'm just not all that picky about where I put my dick I guess.

Good luck mate. Remember, life's no fun if you don't take any risks. Just don't do anything stupid.

We're all going to make it user
Just find some unhealthy escapism


I lived with a NEET girl and her parents for 4 or 5 years. Then when we split went back to my folks.

Yeah this is true. One of my friends I made at HWNDU was at the NYC 8 chan meetup and met Mark there and then made the mistake of inviting him out to karaoke with us because he owed my friend money. Don't get me started about me bullying an autistic man into going to an ATM to get my friends money hahahaha

Should have got video so we could bully him

She wants to watch a movie tomorrow night, what the fuck do I watch with her. Do I say fuck it and try and be all "Oh sorry, I was just play some street fighter hahahahah, come on in". Why is a 18 year old girl making me more nervous then the 22-26 year old women I usually go for.

This feels real, he even looks hard autistic.

don't do anything dumb, user. you can always get away from shit and start over.


lol


seriously invest in some shoes. it's gonna start snowing soon if you're in best hemisphere

Movies at a theatre or your place? Big difference. At your place means cuddles and shit so good plan. At a theatre is shit though.

what movie does she wanna watch? Depending on how your "first date" goes, why not ask if she wants to come over to your house and play Street Fighter? I'll be honest, I've never gone on a date before so I'm fucking terrible at advice for this, I'm just providing basic info.

That is an incredibly tiny condom

i doubt it but let me see if my friend recorded anything he always takes videos of us singing

oh he is full out autisimo and a sperg - he is 15 times worse than my friends roommate in college. This kid would come up to you at a party while you were about the get laid and be like "hey baby you want to come to my room and watch some hentai. its a japanese tenticle porn by insert famous hentai artists name made in 1996 and released in the us in 1999 on vhs. its a bunch of school girls that get trapped and gang raped in hell by demons and then.." well you get the idea

It's Japanese

Put on Groundhog Day.

My place, I have 3 bedroom house with a pretty minimalist setup.

I have no idea, I only know she dressed up as fucking Sakura from Street Fighter, has a twin sister, and says she is a shut in book worm. I hope she isn't into shitty gore porn movies like most young girls these days.

I don't have any physical movies or jewflix. I am going to be starting at a torrent site trying to guess what to download.

Marathon the entire Police story series.

Fucking nip condoms were like cockrings and felt like they were about to explode when I used them at soaplands, need to bring murican ones next time


Ahhhh go for it then.
You gotta work for that unholy threesome fam, you just gotta.

why don't you try asking her what movies she's into?

lol just do it

hoy cunts

Does he spout memes in real life?

Are you him?

OKAY FINE
I will just text her and ask, I don't know why I am being so autistic about this.

tfw I don't know what a condom is like

Ay user you looking to hire a pizza delivery guy?

Depends on who him is

I'm not even that big, slightly above average and every girl I slept with was like "Uwaaa— Okiisugi!"
Actually I probably have some half bastard child walking around there somewhere, the only time I used a condom there was at soapland. Which is weird because all my girlfriends were perfectly fine with it.

No he it actually pretty quiet until he starts sperging out.

You're afraid of being rejected and what she'll say about you. Don't be afraid and just do it. Everything will be fine, trust me.

They suck and ruin all the fun of sex. Never ever used them besides with soapland whores.


I know who you are you little shit


Fine with you going to soaplands or not using condoms?

Negative, I have two wiggers and some 32 year old milf. Thanks though.

PROTIP, unless ur a faggot, never get lubed condoms. Ever.

Do I ask her to bring the costume
FUCK

Asking her to bring the costume is a bit weird. Save that for the second date.

Don't ask her to bring the costume, halloween's over. Save the kinky shit for when you get to know each other MUCH more.

How much of a sperg out are we talking about, on a scale of one to chris chan?

That is good to know. God bless the fact I've only been with one person who proceeded to take a day off so we could fuck for like four hours straight.

That just sounds like those were made for mud drillers.

In all fairness Mark was the least annoying autistic person that I met at HWNDU. Fucking Swollen Valor (this fat 16 year old home schooled NEET who Steven Crowder called a woman) was the worse because he was high functioing autismo and he has tourettes so he would sound like he always had really loud hiccups. I went on a road trip with them not knowing he was gonna come and I got stuck in a van for 4 days with this fat smelly 16 year old tourettings in my fucking ear the whole time. And don't even started on Naruto he almost got a beat down multiple times.

the latter


idk he was yelling "where's my song, where's my song" like a fucking mantra in my ear for 30 minutes and straight so I don't know if that qualifies as a sperg out; the crazy one though is the one of the stream

Why do you have a new id?
And did you only ever fuck her the one time?

Sounds awful.

I dunno, router probably reset. It was more of a nine year absents and god damn she was tighter than an onahole with a death grip I get to repeat that fun in a month from now.

What did I do

Oh no, that would be the opposite.
I don't think you under stand how women work when they are horny. There is a lot of liquid down there and adding lube to the mix makes it even worse. You want her juices mixed with your hard cock or else it's going to feel like fucking water.

Thats a yuge sign of legit autism.


Sounds great. Why do you see her so rarely?
Also the entire sites router must have reset because me too


Don't pretend like you don't know I know who you are

What song did he even pick?
I sure do hope that karaoke machine didn't have any openings or whatnot.

*anime openings

Bitch be in nipland, I mean she pleaded when were kids for me to go back there with her and sometimes I thank my selfless love of guns and woodlands I didn't because I did not want to deal with a kid after my 14th birthday.

post your singing bro, I wanna hear you.

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Yeah I forgot but I was an anime opening that was in English. Guess he had to compete with me since I sign old Japansese grandpa songs, imperial war songs, visual kei and anime openings

Oh its you. I crave nipponese flesh every day now. Banging nip girls was a mistake

to be fair, if I was gonna shitlord at karaoke I would choose Foo Fighters - Best of You, and once I got to the chorus I'd just keep singing it for the rest of the song

I have been with one jap girl in my entire life and that was in my early 20's, the sex was fucking weird dude.

Am I hitler?

no

you better not of created an elliot rodgers

Haha I been trying to get the video of me explaining and signing 同期の桜 (cherry blimps of the same time) which is an imperial Japanese war song. It has pictures of the imperial flag in the video as well as kamakazies it ting American ships. The owner comes out one time and sang with me and some Chinese American guy asked me how my dead grandparents that died at Iwo Jima felt

I saw you, I know what you did. And you know I know and you know you know I know.


I hear you there. Why do nip girls like to lick dudes nipples.

It's called マグロ which means tuna and it's the English equivalent of wet fish. Most of them at least. I only had one crazy woman and she was 35 and had a kid.

Is there a story to this?

Cherry blossoms stupid phone.

Different user but I kinda do want to go one one of those shitty singing shows when the next seasons starts up
Dunno what I'll sing, maybe a Michael Jackson song or Roundabout by Yes

All 3 of the nip girls I banged would curl up next to you, give you a handjob and lick on your nipple. Was weird as fuck.

so you're legit japanese? you're singing is probably good. I'm taking a class with an old japanese lady and she's got good resonance to her voice.

Fuck I probably was too drunk to remember

Its odd ain't it.

Its weird when they still fit into an old school uniform and ask to make up for nines years of not being there.

Glad im not the only one whos been on the receiving end of that.

You will never learn Japanese :^)

Cool, I'm keen on hot jazz and ragtime myself. Know Haruomi Hosono?

I'm going to bed. See you guys next thread. As for , good luck with that girl.

Even Lucy Liu does that in Mel Gibson's movie "Payback." Very odd.

A what?


French women too, as for the jap girl she was very passive aggressive. If I went to hard or took to much control she would act not into it, but if I slowed down and didnt go so hard she would grab my ass and start pulling me back and forth and sucking my face. It is probably the most I have ever cummed too. Can't imagine what an older one would be like.

Night dude, I got emote replies and wink faces, its all good.

When I go back to nippon you are going to get me into some of the soaplands that don't let yts in monica


I just nodded and smiled and waited for them to get to better stuff tbh


Cya next time fam

I assume you can sing really well then? those shows can be pretty harsh in judging people.

Nah I'm a White guy from the suburbs. I lived in Chiba city for 3 years. i mostly learned from going to bars every night and reading manga. My teacher for a year was an old man erojiji pervertes old man who taught me as my first lesson 社長の奥さんはすげえ美人でやりたいんだ which means the company presidents wife is a fox and I want to fuck her

Are you sure she wasn't doing the typical "act like I'm being raped" thing that nip girls do?

The first half I get the latter have am confused and no. I would probably get killed for I don't think fucking a random whore would do me any good.

I had a German girl lick my armpit multi times well having sex, she was short, big tits and had black hair. I never got the balls to ask her why after the sex.

yeah they do that orgasm sound that sounds like they are crying took me about 10 times to get used to it. the first few times i lost my hardon because it sounded and acted like they were being raped

I'm not the best, but I'm not bad either
Was in a choir that did fairly well at this yearly competition
In fact the last year I was in the Choir they came first beating a private school that has won every single year another private school a fair bit away hasn't entered for a good while now

was she Jewish?

It'll be in a year or two. We'll see what your life is like when I get there.


Thats gross. Though I do like the taste of sweat off a girl I'm fucking. Not from the armpit though.

I already learned a decent level enough to consume most media without an aid but I still have trouble sometimes when reading vns or novels or the newspaper but its always just vocab (kanji) that I don't know. I'm actually working on a translation/review with screen shots of 流行り神 for magazine anons magazine that should be out in the next online issue (not the halloween one)

would you post your voice? other user is bitching out on me.

I don't fucking know what raping a girl is like, so I have no fucking clue. I am 6'1, 225 and lift every other day. It was just slow I guess, it was like an hour long session of sex, most white girls I go with only like 20 minutes tops.

No, definitely not. I don't think I have even ever met a Jewish girl.

Yeah, we only slept together probably three times during University. Great body though.

Elliot Rodgers is a half Asian half British guy who killed a bunch of people and himself a few years back, while also being known as a beta who couldn't get a chcick and in tern became tpo hate chads and stacies
He has also become another term for any Asian/White Mix , referring to how that mix produces inherently depressive people

ill post the video when i get it i didn't record it one of my friends did and he hasnt been around recently because of the shitty business that he tried to start with some hwndu guys flopped

I dunno mate, me thinks things are gonna be good.

Don't have a mic and I wouldn't be able to sing here, I'd have to go my car

Wait are you that user who's making an online magazine, how's it going?

All this nipple/armpit licking and rape screaming, surely they saw it in a porno and just assumed that's what people want and no one has informed them it's weird.

Are you sure, they can be hiding in plain sight at times
Didn't know one of my high school teachers was Jewish until my last day at school

I've done that hour to 2 hour sex shit before and its just tiring at a point.


We'll see

Are you a prostitute

We are truly cucked and fucked mate


I work on the mag with magazine user. The Halloween issuse should be up soon it needs more work and we are also working on a second print issue. I have a piece up on the website now and for the Halloween shit it will have my stream of consciousness piece of me playing through part of the first chapter of Nocturne for PC. Otherwise things are good I guess just busy. I got plenty of footage from the JP game Hayarigami though and I have the whole script from the first scenario translated and ready to go so I just gotta write out the article with a good solid intro and tweek the translations so they are good and not shit


its just what they do here just like western girls will try to peg you or lick your asshole

I clearly said shit

Translate pls.

Wew I'm tired

uh why did I change ids?

Get tired, dick is numb, thirsty, pelvis is starting to hurt

I don't think I'll be trapped like a bird in a cage.

I would never breed with another race and I have put a stop to that shit like 8 years ago.

I mean, I make an effort to not go near girls with curly hair, but that's all I know.

Yeah, depends, but 1 hour is more then enough.

Disagree, though they do a good job sometimes.

Uhhh, basically if a girl starts texting you back shit like "Oh haha, that's funny. We can watch something fun and light. Did you get to the gym today ;)". That kinda modern crap.

Go to bed user


Exactly. After 30 minutes its just boring and annoying.


Well at least get one of your buddies to get me in. I really want to go to one that dresses the girls up in schoolgirl outfits and only hires super petite girls.

I've already gone to bed
I am at bed now too

I've got both my computers set up to be used in bed. I never leave the comfy.

I want to fuck that picture.

Aren't you scared you are going to knock shit over?

That's high level comfy.

Me thinks you'll need to learn your nip better.

I'm just talking about that picture of the knight it reminded me of Dark Souls. Otherwise it's generally crap, but DS at least stands out now with all the pozzed shit that has been coming out of the West. Speaking of pozzed anyone else see the screen shots from Asscreed We Wuz Kangz of the paintings that are all black men inseminating white women?

Sounds comfy, the only issue is you need to eat and shit
If only I was able to sustain without food, without shitting and didn't need to pay Rent or utilities
That would be a life I wouldn't need a job then

hahahaa i love you man thats funny you might as well just wire that shit into your brain. im a lazy shit so i either type from my phone or hang my arm down from my bed while my laptop rests on a chair

Fair enough and good job, though casual sex is still degenerate But unlike loser me who's only not a virgin because he was raped you probably will have a beautiful white family one day

thicc girls are great. So are thin ones


Nah, never do.


Nah I got connections now


I've always wanted one of those one room apartments


I've got my laptop on one of those little tables thats on my bed all the time. Then a desktop thats under a small table that reaches just above my bed. Its perfect

If you end up as koi chow I had nothing to do with it.

my desktop is on the other side of the room so fuck that its also 10 years old so i just use it for retro gaming and emulation

Save up and get a place in the middle of nowhere, lots of solar panels and rain water tanks, invest wisely. Get catheter, colostomy bag and feeding tube, use dividends from investment to hire qt nip to change bags.

How many of those guys are actually yakuza? I always joke about them being yakuza but dunno


Sound miserable

Hey man, I have been raped too, well it was technically rape. I don't care either way, probably the last time I drink hard around a slutty goth girl. Yes, casual sex is degenerate as hell, it is why I am so fucking nervous about this 18 year old girl cause if she is a virgin, then shit gets intense.

I thought those were edited into the game or whatever?

Thicc girls are amazing. The have big tits to grab and lick, usually a big ass to pound, they are amazing at head and usually really submissive. Like I said earlier I mean thicc, not fat. You can easily strap on a push up bra and a tight tank top preferably black and you will get so fucking hard and finish even harder.

nah i dont like new shit anyway i either play it at my dads when i visit or at a friends cause he has ps4 and a good computer. plus i have to shit at the entertainment center that holds my monitor up so its not like i can stay in bed with the think

They tend to run that sort of stuff out there, I'm not even joking.

ah really i dont know i just saw the pictures and didnt look into that much since i dont really give a shit about the game. i figured id ask to see if anyone else hear anything

I still hope you get married one day and start a family

I meant not having an accessible computer in bed


I kind of figured as much. I know that nip law says no new soaplands can ever open, so any of them that are currently open have been around for a long time and were either already owned by or bought up by yakuza.

breddy much.

where would I get the food for the feeding tubes why would I want nips when I don't find them qt
If I want slave labour can't I just get a slav woman at least they're attractive

Is there any anime with just Thicc grils

Until they hit 30 and turn into babushka

I'm going to ask my mum for nip snacks for xmas, and my imouto for nip beer. Need to relive it some. Miss it too much.


Dunno, all the shows I watch feature underage girls so not really thicc stuff

I get food sent to me ever so often and I've got enough giant asahi cans to last me for years. Nothing like telling someone to not write URGENT on a god damned box.

ah well i can use my laptop in bed i just dont leave it there when im lying down as you can tell now by my lack of grammar and puncuation

The food also comes in bags and you can hire whoever takes your fancy. Either way you would never have to get out of bed again.

the asahi cans are good because they are actually made in japan while the rest are made in cucknadia

Bottled stuff is from Thailand. Sapporo owns Sleemans.

Lucky. I ordered a fucking huge box of nip candy last year for xmas that lasted me like 3 months. This time I'm going for one of those monthly crates.


I'm lying down in bed but it doesn't mess with my grammar or punctuation

The one thing I miss is Shochu in milk containers.

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I use one of these and have a large tv at the end of my bed

No. I did not like the hangover from that.

Didn't get to try that. Mostly drank a ton of draft beer, those fruity canned boozes, and those cheap sakis in those little glass jars.


I would give my left nut for some nip beer right about now

dude that shit is gross the onigoroshi sake literally tastes like paint thinner. but ozeki one cup is the official old poor man's sake i used to see the bums at Chiba-koen, pic related drink it all the time

i fucking hate ichiban shibori but the classic is an awesome lager to have at any time especially on a hot summer day. i cant find it over here though, the other three i can get at the jap conbini in midtown

Fair enough but then at least you know they'll care for you

Man, I drink 80+% vodka that has sat in a bathtub because somebody forgot to have containers for it. I live for bad tasting odd tasting alcohol

Never had the classic, last time I was there I was mad the vending machine didn't take freedom money and the corner store lady was mad I handed her a $100 bill for a bunch of booze.

Is it Japanese cask wine?

dude when i was broke this shit was my jam, fucking sweet as hell but still damn good and it knocks you the fuck out quick

I love fruity drinks anyway so those things were amazing

Would you a babushka?

thats cool man i love booze but i cant stomach the cheap shit unless im super broke which i was often because i went to kabakura, snack bars, soap, philiphine pubs and the bar all the time. when i lived there though you needed a taspo (short for tobacco passport) to buy any cigs or booze from a vending machine and that was in chiba where i think i saw a booze vending machine twice in 3 years.

it's a really cheap sake (rice wine) with a lot of added brewer's alcohol. its disgusting and tastes like grain alcohol with sugar in it.

maybe

That explains my frustration then. Probably didn't help my head was hurting.

speaking of chiba…
and some proof that I was actually there…

Is Chiba some suburb

I think Narita was the only place that took freedom bucks, but depending on what time you went there, I know when I was there I got 12,000 yen to a 100 bucks (so about a free 20 dollars) so that lady should have been estatic since the average japanese person is like a jew with money

what did it mean by this

I was in a random suburb outside of Tokyo three years back. I went there shitfaced and left four days later shitfaced with a retarded amount of hentai in my bag.

It's the prefecture that is east of Tokyo, it's a peninsula, if you go into Narita Airport you're in Chiba. The north-western part is heavily built up, a lot of it on reclaimed land, and is mostly factories and bedroom communities for those that work in Tokyo. But I lived in the capital Chiba city which is where Neuromancer starts, which is why I took Cutter for my pen name. What is Chiba famous for? Peanuts, soy sauce, sake and the manga Kyou kara Ore wa! Anything outside the north-west part near Tokyo are either small towns built around a train station or rice farms and forests/mountains. They have really nice beaches though especially on the South-west tip of the penisula in Tateyama and in Choshi which is to the far east coast. Also fuck you Tokyo Disneyland should be called CHIBA DISNEYLAND because its in Urayasu.

Fun fact: right when I was getting ready to leave to come home for good, I read an article that a Japanese friend posted on kikebook about children in northern Chiba being tested for signs of radiations and they found that ~60% of kids from 8 - 12 had abnormally large thyroids and lymph nodes. That being said there was another link to another article that the mayor of Chiba city wanted to strike a deal with TEPCO (Tokyo Electric) to move a bunch of the radioactive water from Fukushima to an empty lot that was in the heart of Chiba city Central ward and right on Tokyo bay

It tells me what jobs you can and can't do. So I stayed with that classification since it was required to work in private english language businesses as well as work in translating which i wound up doing before I left. It also works for other things, but as long as you have a visa I was able to do off the books work for cash if i really needed it.


That's awesome. That's sounds like what I did outside of work for 3 years there. Sold most of the hentai and games though to be able to drink myself to oblivion on my last month there though.

I don't even know where most of it went, hell I'm not even sure I was the one who bought it. I honestly managed to make 3500USD vanish in four days.
Time for a nap.

I made my pay check vanish in one night, good thing my company took out rent automatically so I know the feeling. When I first got there I think I spent 100 dollars on hentai and porn magazines and I did it while I was shit faced one night so I woke up with a stack and was like wtf!?

Anyway I gotta wrap up and get to bed too. I be here for a few min while I smoke if there is anything thing else.

Neat. Japan is the only country i would visit just to take in the sights and culture. No other country seems to have an identity anymore.

If I managed to make 10k USD vanish in a day I honestly wouldn't know what to make of myself.

Same, since I've only got like $600 right now

I think the worst I spent was 3k in a day at the girls pub and a Chinese hooker. I started drinking at 12pm and didn't get home until 11am. Thank god I had week off of work tower wise I'd be dead.

Chiba city is kind of like a mini Tokyo and if you really cave the real thing you can just hope on the Sobu or Yokosuka line rapid or even the Keisei Main line and be in the heart of Tokyo in an hour. But you have all the cool stuff you can get in Tokyo there except for games you still have to go to Akiba or Nihonbash for that

One of my mates got engaged and was then shortly after getting extravagant loans for furniture and shit, it's going to get worse when she divorces him.

Is she a whore?

She's been married before to a drug dealer, had at least 2 abortions, and arrived with stock standard SJW hair. Also, she's insane.

well I hope she dies before your mate finds out and that she dies tommorow

Should I take anyone with me?

maybe