Adorable anime thread

I was referring to you but that works too

how on earth am I the one who you'd call that in this situation?

wat

does it matter? the point is I did

how dare you.

i started getting up at normal times and now i cant lay in
send help

try jerking off

The first part of super is the two new movies re-done in a shitty anime form.

the movies are better and you don't need to watch that part of the anime.

try jerking off

that only lasts like 5 seconds tho

i only saw the original movie...

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i suppose that might help

not if you carry on afterwards
also post vid of it

if I've seen both where do I start?

what movie are you talking about ?

the original movie ?

They have like 50 movies.

I guess the Episode Of Bardock would be the first one.

Episode 28

this game has some really interesting controls

if she's really even playing anything

that's the joke

I wake up at like 6am automatically most days.

freza turns gold

come at me good boy I ain't afraid of nothin

jerking off isn't even fun

Did you not watch battle of gods? I think you missed a few

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pitiful

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yours is much nicer

T-thanks, Its means a lot.

...wait battle of gods wa before resurec tionnn of F?

it was

ya, beerus and wheez are introduced in battle of gods.

i havent seen Deadzone in such a long time
i havent watched Worlds Strongest
and i don't think i've seen Wrath of dragon or battle of gods.

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i missed that part.

this is most unfair.

Watch battle of gods and then start the anime at episode 28.

I'm gonna go to bed now, bye

goodnight ban

jerk off in front of someone

I'd just make them do all the work

sweety dreams and have a nice day 2 morrow ban

that would work too

alright, how do I get someone in front of me while jerking off

nini ;~;

move here, jerk off

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it's not nice to play unfair.

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while the climate might be my preference I certainly wouldn't choose to live in the UK

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just holiday here then

don't worry, I'll make it up to you with something lewd like hand holding

sup

not much, bored really.
sup wit u

that's way too lewd!

reading a bunch of gay shit. should be asleep

also kinda bored

Re zero or mob psycho?

give me love pls ;~;

What kind of gay shit?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_architecture

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you know it baby

♥
i've missed u

pervert

well, I'm back again.

you have not told me not to beeee so I would say that assures you are too

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told you

how're recovering from all that anger u had at Overwatch?
:(

that's reasonable. but I admit nothing!

by the way, do you want this trip?

that really isn't what the issue was, ever.

oops ;~;
sorry

wanna tell me on steam?~

I am watching the office for the first time
and im a little stoned
its pretty nice

nah, it's okay. I just needed a break from this place, that's all. it's okay. thank you though.

ooooooh I wouldn't mind it! the biggest factor being it's a trip from you

a break from me? ;~;

did i do something bad to make you lead up to that breaking point...

it's honestly not that great. I forgot to set it to only find trips at the start of the code. but if you want it just get on steam and it's yours.

nope. it had absolutely nothing to do with you luka, don't worry. it was pretty much entirely my own stuff.

dont wanna talk to me about it?
*hugs onto you tight*

it's not so much a lack of desire to talk about it, as there's nothing really to say. it wasn't you, don't worry. I just needed some time away.

i was worried about you, you know~
you are good.

*snuggles comfortably on your lap*

what're u up to now these day then?

nothing to worry about luka. I'm not worth the energy anyway.

a whole lot of nothing. just watching stuff, playing my 3ds, whatever helps fill the time and keep me distracted from my thoughts.

you are worthwhile to me~

everyone is allowed to have poor judgement I guess.

no bully ;~;

wasn't really what I was doing there.

alright! I'll hop on in just a sec

kk

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wow lewd

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what are you doing?

not bullying, duh.

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o i kno that dear~
but like ...what do you do besides threads? :)

I told you. I play video games and watch stuff. not much else.

needs more posting

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where do you live, how do you live, what do you eat, what do you watch, where do you work, how do you sleep, position style, comfort level, anything!?

this is a lot of information and I don't particularly feel like going into any detail about my life. just trust me when I say it is exceedingly boring.

needs more cockposting too

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i want to know my freind...
:c

but ok..

there's just not really much to know, that's all.

maybe I can give you some details another time, but there's not really much detail to go into in the first place.

hmm?

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I'm glad you like it

maybe when you're more comfortable...

*hugs*

yeah. maybe.

now it just needs more cups butt

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that doesn't even make sense!

yes, thank you.

alright, it's half past three. I need to sleep. goodnight.

Well, I legitimately can't sleep now.




Watch out, I'm non-threatening.

Welp. I got drunk last night and lost my damn mind again.

Purged a load of friends off steam and now I'm all out of cumsluts.

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Let me in bro.
I got all dress chips.

That's a shame. Perhaps you're ready to move on and become a more mature, responsible human being now.

THAT'S what the plan was!
Whilst drunk!
And now I HAVE to move on and become a lonely boy.

Could be rats.

rip

I think it might be a coon.

It doesn't end here, it begins here.
You make a new life. A better life.

Racist.




Also, consider beginning somewhere that is not here. That will help.

I don't want to be responsible and immature, I want to cyberbully healsluts, drink every weekend and play vidyagames all day.

It made sense in my head!

*Raccoon

Wait, only on weekends?

What kind of an adult are you?

Manchild.

rip, no boyhole pics for you

I say I quit drinking, then I forget why I quit drinking, then I start all over again, and remember why I should not drink.

A vicious cycle.

At least I got you, QT.

lewd stuff, bae, lewd stuff

Clearly. Push those useless friends away and get close with alcohol, your days will be fuelled with passion and fun until your liver gives out.

I assure you being an alcoholic is better than having any friends.

TODAY

I woke up

Welp.
I'm officially bored as shit.

TELL ME LIES
TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

rip

that sounds awful

jerk off to fishs dick

You're one faggot short of a gay slapfight.

Can't argue with that.
Are you useless?
I need new friends who can tolerate my shit.

I DON'T HAVE A SMALL CRUSH ON YOU!
HONEST!

Fish is very unattractive.

Want to be my second slapper?

it could be worse atleast now I can eatfood

My tolerance for your shit will wax and wane with the amount I've had to drink.

Otherwise in the past you did enjoy setting up group games and I enjoyed that kind of thing. We should play Cards Against Humanity sometime.

Rest in piss 5eva. ;w;

w-what > ///////

my dick feels weird send help

Not gay enough sorry. Tempting though, if slapping is involved.

fish has a penis tho

true
fair is coming this friday, im gonna eat frsh donuts every day :3

just hit up cuteboys, see if you can get new lewd friends on steam

were gonna need pics to diagnose the issue

Slap my face for 10 bucks.
Ass is 50.

And they are fucking ugly.
I can't fuck a dead personality.

aaaaa I accidentally read fish donuts

I'm down for that.
Soon as I get my stomach sorted.
CAH is fun

So, would that be a lie?
Or that I really don't have a crush on you. WHO KNOWS!

Anyway, how be you?

Proof of payment first.

Can I order Face x5?

nope, just freshly made donuts, coated in sugar, 8 for £2

im probably going to put on a bit of weight from it, but fuck it, fairs just once a year and these donuts are 2good

It calls for you.
IT CALLS FOR WEIRD SHIT!
Have some robot grills

There is a wait.

that sounds amazeing

theyre so soft, warm, and fluffy

teeth hurt and my sleep schedule got messed up
gotta work in 10 hours that kinda sucks
what are you up to

Regretting my drunken nonsense.
Feeling alone.
Wanna vomit but can't and too lazy to drink milk.
Deleted all my lewdest steam friends for no reason.

Basically in a world of hurt.

I'm sorry buddy
I hope you can reconect with your friends before too long
gettan super drunk is always a bad time

Nah, fuck em.
I didn't even talk to em that much.
I just thought 'Well, I'm just gonna keep saying how be you? New avatar?! And lewd comments...' they were more acquaintances. Not TRUE friends.

If every checkbox is marked

Spoken like true CLANG

You can't even fix yourself, retard.

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That's why a robot would be perfect.

Basically instead of murderboner, it would be mindbreaking him till he accepts his new overlord.

Then the healing process can begin.

I'm too fucking creepy for my own good

jerking off a robot wouldnt be anything like as fun

AS in Fish is incapable of fixing themselves and is a retard and needs to die.

Have you got that vid with a robot lego like man fucks a load of animu sex onaholes to the music of Daft Punk?

basically I'd fuck a robot if it passed for human

not with audio

stop posting

Why is it people don't like you?

I'd fuck a robot regardless.

YUP, that's the one.
Love you dude.

Common consensus is they only talk about themselves, spam threads without replying to people, or just go on about how much drugs they do.

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how many times are you going to post these
find new ones already

Obese transsexual on disability's can't hold a job at McDonalds talks nonstop about using their welfare for graphics cards and how much he wants to suck and get fucked by girldick. Also he fucks his half sister and wanted to stay with a mentally ill woman who was pregnant with a rape baby for the puss

and he steals ravioli

meh....

How's this?

I post only quality content

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You post inane bullshit.
Fuck off you fail tranny.

Dude, even I post better than you.
Step up your game, son.

TFW BETTER TRANNY THAN FISH.

Sorry, I must bully now, and Swede is flavor of the month

Ok, this caught me off guard in the best of ways.

Wait, are you trans?

No, I just like to get drunk and end up wearing my sisters clothing for no damn reason.

I'm not sure if you're serious.

back off my girl boi

I take being a retarded mess VERY seriously.

Yeah, she keeps calling me Norman Bates and IDGAF

The day is ruined. -_-
I blame scanner

I'll remove you.

It is too early for this tomfoolery.

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Report and ban me.
I'm a monster.

It is either me or lesser nonsense.
It is never early for tomfoolery.

this is a very pretty track and it makes me cry ;~:

You are barely escaping my wrath. Kek.

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everything's better when you don't give a fuck about anything and everything

youtube.com/watch?v=yUpNcDocqjo

Happy songs.

Is that that anime I hear nothing but good things about?

DO ME IN!
PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF THOSE FRENCH GIRLS!

Btw, what's up? What's wrong?

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I have watched two other animes from that director and they were pretty mediocre tobe honest

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this one always gets me in a good mood.

I fucking loved majora's mask

best and most underrated LoZ

its the best cinematic experience I've ever had animated or not
kimi no na wa
kissanime.to/Anime/Kimi-no-Na-wa

Fish, fuck off.
Nobody wants your music.

Oh, ok. Still big on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and I may need some weirder, whimsical shit later.

WHY IS THAT MAN RETURNING TO THE EARTH?!

That's where the WORST shit is in.

niceu

Too hungover for music, but this is good.

she has a nice voice

My fave song.

great sounds great game

If you wanna get chicks
listen to pop music
every time I have ladies over they make a comment about the pop tracks

NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I KNOW WHERE THAT SNIP IS FROM, YOU LEWDIE

Sorry i really felt like doing that.

saved

It's soft.

oh my
how about this one?
my personal favorite
t b h

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Crossdresser, but I forget.
Know where this is from?

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Been stuck in peterborough since 10:20am.
Because some freight train smashed 11 cows.
So everything north and south is delayed until 2pm.
So no london fun for scoot.
:(

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kek

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WHOOOPS, NOT THE PAGE I'M LOOKING FOR, GOD DAMN ;-;

Anyway. Later people.

That's as metal as it is horrifying.
Fucking awesome.

bye bye scooter 2 dooter

xa... xaxa...

*huff huff huff*

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source tho

AHHH....

asmhentai.com/g/108623/

:3

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Takatsu is the best.

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Welp, time to play Hyper Light Drifter.

They say you gotta play with pad.

But this game is just too damn good that I wouldn't want to play it just with mouse.

goddess

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*bookmarks*

Want more? :3

ah fuck my shit.

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Nah

I had my explosions for the day.

K, how do I get up and running again under a hangover?

Neru has gotten really lewd recently, I wonder what is going on.

You don't .

Skip the day.

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thrad is sending subminimal messages to make people post stuffs

CG89U-GHT63-SST18

DLT4Y-73TN3-Y8C83

Last one.

Y3R22-AI5MA-PL32B

Right?

Never seemed to influence you till recently.

more like this

WELP, time for bath, then more naps

naps are so comfy

Ido not knowwww I feel pretty normal

"normal"

did erin quit
is pokemon go still popular or was it a fad like everyroneexcept erin thought

erin only shows up when people say her name

erin

say it three times and she shall appear.

People don't get Emails anymore because servers are gone.

I check my email like once a week

ERIN, YOUR CODING SUCKS.

Is she here?

Btw, this fucking soap I used.

Feels like a full body orgasm.
Now all I need to do is sort out my belly ache.
How does porridge sound? I heard it cures autism, it is that good.

OH OH OH

I just remembered

I had a dream about baking a huge enormous pile of pastries but I never got to eat them
I remembered when I saw a picture of pastries just now

What kind of pastries?

berliners

nnnnf...

I like the ones filled with more berliner or filled with custard the most the ones filled with strawberryjelly are kind of icky

cum custard

I don't want to do this.

I sortof doubt that would taste as good as custarcustard tbqfhwys

I have kanelsnegl

That's an actual word
wow

those are great too

I think they stopped making kanelstenger I have not seen any in forever I used to get those at bakeries when outside whenI was younger

mine would

No leaving the ride.

Yes?

I just felt like something this morning for my coffee, don't know why.

lewds is my favorite :3

3 hour ride back north
I neeed beer 🍻

Long time no see here.

Make the thing for me

What thing?

This is
every fucking game

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A script that changes values in a vehicles' handling struct on the fly.

Mostly checking the offsets and what calculations were done before the handling.meta values ended up in memory.

I do love my tanks though.

I won a game yesterday, blind drunk as Wraith King. On dota2. I dunno what the Leeg equivalent is.

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Nope, nah son. Too hungover.

I ain't doing shit, no matter how much lewd you post.

your placements are going to be so much fun

starting to approach smurf season too where the only ones doing ranked are boosters and people doing 10 rankeds just to get their rank

Scanner, you up for rifk drinking in 3 hours or so.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

you disappoint me, padawan

I found out I can only rifk drink once a month. I tend to lose friends, expensive tech and jobs when I'm drunk.

Plus, the hangover is shit.

oki

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

permanent markers are pretty fun

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Anychu
Seeyou in 3 hours. Gonna get in a state on the train.
cupCAKES on a train.

massdrop.com/talk/578/35-keyboard?referer=7X97U7
rev up that fucking cringe

aha the joos

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Are you familiar with memory editing

Auts girl best girl

Here's my Rem folder for anyone who wants it
mega.nz/#F!Wx4yCRyB!HTEJjsXeg53MB65KqIaNwQ

Sublime

Nymph~

mine will still be superior because I have more caps

u mean rin, yea?
she has grown on me a lot indeed

caps > fanart anyway

I disagree

Official art

Fanart takes no effort to make a folder of

dont be silly it just depends

some fanart is pretty good
I still have not sorted through the caps from the last 5 episodes or cropped the ones I have

nope

Yeah, I liked her at first, and then got annoyed with how nuts she is.

you wot

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heyo scans

Oh was it too small for you to read ^^'

caps > fanart anyway

you're right that's why touhou folders are so easy to make
but it's still nice to have

Subtle is gay.
Disregard statement.

super fucked up
but such a sweetheart!

Shitstorm 5 is out on Two Best Friends Play.

Can't wait for more spooky spooks!

How are you? :3

yo wot

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That series is still a thing? I think I have only watched one of them years ago.
I'm good. Just playing some osu! before I work on getting breakfast.

Yup, and just what I needed. There is a new game called Anatomy.

And it gets scarier with every playthrough!

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Yeah imo

That's a fucking stupid opinion. As expected from you.

Bit harsh considering you don't know me and we've barely spoken but ok

Just because you don't know me, doesn't mean I don't know you.

Subtle is a gook sympathiser

ban all asians

blasphemy

ban me

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I can splurge on a takeaway.

What am I getting? Chinese or Pizza?

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How do I become even spookier?

Thread, wake up pls.

CANT WAKE UP

Oh Nymph~

I ordered a beef curry and a special mix of appetisers!

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