L.A. Noir requires 14gb day one patch on physical switch version

John Gray
John Gray

support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115013752007-L-A-Noire-on-Nintendo-Switch-Storage-Requirements
By comparison, the full game on steam is 16gb.
If you are charging $10 extra for the pysical version it better comes with the fucking memory to hold it.
Seriously, finish your game before printing and optimize your greedy fucks.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Switch

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

Why L.A Noire instead of Red Dead Redemption?

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

The video game industry will NEVER switch to delta updates, will they? Fuck’s sake.

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

Didn't they lose the source code for RDR?

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

They did? jfmsu
Also the Switch version of LA Noire is clearly missing the DLC which is like 10 gigs more of size.

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

Literally defeats the purpose of a physical copy. 20 years from now I won't be able to use it because I won't be able to download the 6 gorrilion GBs of content anymore.

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

Physical games now require mandatory download
disgusting, the only thing worse is if it was just a eshop code in the box.

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

What's the difference

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

14GB

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

You still need the cartridge to play, so i'ts without the convenience.

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

What's the difference
It's not a one time use code, at the very least.

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

29GB
Exceeds the internal storage
Need to purchase extra storage
It probably has very slow I/O so it will have long loading times and stutters

Switch was a mistake

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

LA Noire
Does anyone even give a shit about this game?

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

first console in god knows when to use cartridges
shit like this still happens anyway
Why fucking bother then, seriously?

Austin Green
Austin Green

No, nobody did back then and nobody does now. It's pure wasted potential, at least the city was extremely accurate and realistic.

David Fisher
David Fisher

They did, it's also why there's no PC port.

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

support.rockstargames
No thanks, and neither should you.

Andrew King
Andrew King

No

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

I assume it's to patch out anything that could be considered offensive.

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

The game is 6 years old, if it had something "offensive people would already know.

James Foster
James Foster

20 years from now you'll just insert it into your Switch 3(Because let's face it, this shit will turn into Nintendo's version of the iphone) which will allow you to download it or the Switch will be hacked and you can just download the files from the internet, dumbass.

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Cant you tell a kike to get gassed? Or is it just the "you expect me to sit here and listen to your drivel". I dont remember

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

For example say to a jew that he is going to a gas chamber.

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

I don't get it, back on the PS2 you didn't need to download patches to play the game. The whole purpose of the console was that it was easy to play the game, just plug it in and you don't have to worry about disk-space or graphics card.

Jayden Evans
Jayden Evans

pic
its been years and I still have trouble believing that actually happened

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

This is why the current and upcoming console generations will be 100% cancer. They have outlived their purpose

Camden Young
Camden Young

Yeah i know besides from there being no games in the generation worth playing, even on a console. All the good games released nowadays can be played on a shitty laptop without a hassle.

They need to go back to basics. Too bad the whole industry is kiked the point of there being no possible way for any other company to swoop in on the market with a good actual console. The gaming studios wouldn't release games to it.

Camden Price
Camden Price

it's a Holla Forums reveals itself to be 3rd world shitskins thread
I download 14gb in 2 minutes, stop being poor

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

Yeah dude like who cares if games are 50 gigs nowadays when you can just buy another SSD xD

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

having money means you should just waste it because companies don't give a shit about your property
You're actually retarded

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

I can
sucks to be you jaun

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

yes having money doesn't mean I have to give a shit about that because it only effects poor thirdies
cry more

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

You do know many first world countries have shit internet? Why are you trying so hard, compensating for something?

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

If a country doesn't have solid internet infrastructure than it's 2nd world at this point, get with the times

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

I forgot it was current year, thank you for the reminder.

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

the current year argument is 100% correct when it comes to technology, you have no excuse to be behind

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

Do you also buy the latest iPhone?

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

Go suck Bill Gates’ cock somewhere else, fuckface.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

That’s pretty small

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

“Let’s change the subject. Are you fasting for Yom Kippur, Mr. Kalou?”
“Yeah, let’s change the subject, you GOY MOTHERFUCKER! HOW ABOUT BASEBALL?!”

Never mind the Argentinean pedo sodomite.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

Why did they bother?

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

The Switch needed third-party titles to avoid being like every post Gamecube platform, and this is the best they could get.

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

Who cares about that?
The real issue is who would win.

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Is there something somewhere that says rockstar was paid by ninty to release this on their console? (((the verge))) says it's being re-released on the xbone/ps4 + their incremental upgrades as well, ignoring the vr thing they're doing.

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

I have a microSD card the size of my fucking fingernail which holds 128gb. The only reason they can't fit the whole game on a switch cartridge is being greedy fucking jews and not wanting to pay for a higher capacity cart.

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

It's cancer like this that has killed videogame consoles.

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

This is exactly why i stopped buying consoles a few years ago.

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

It could be that they jumped at the opportunity to get another title and solidify ties with Rockstar, but knowing Nintendo, they probably payed Rockstar to retrofit the game for their ass-backwards hardware.

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

having money frees me up to be retarded with it
You're literally a redditor

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

Cunts like you are why I yearn for the day of the rope.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

How much of a hack dev do you have to be to lose your own game?

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

people defending day-one patches
people defending day-one patches that are larger than most games ever made
just fuck my industry up

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

How current year will it be?

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

Every rockstar game was le enlightened centrism, unlike south park

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

This has been a concern of mine for a good decade or so, at this point. It's hilarious seeing mouth breathers say shit like "Just download it, HURR" when PSP game downloads still lack any and all DLC, let alone newer systems. Like you said, when someone decides to get into retro games 20 years from now and gets anything released after the PSP, he'll be getting half a game that lacks any of the bug fixes that came after its rushed release.

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

Can someone post the webms?

David Wood
David Wood

Lamaj has two guns while erioire has none, even with his godly build I don't think he can survive

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

How big are the Switch carts?

Vita carts maxed out at 3.5GB. Noire was around 40gb on PS4.

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

third game in series
gets titled "Second Game 2"

My autism wants to murder whoever is responsible for this.

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

With Leslie Benzies out, it's going to be current year plus one.

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Im just laughing my ass off because rockstar pulled a skyrim 2.

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

requires 29GB of storage
so you need to buy another SD card to even play?
Reminder that the Nintendo Switch has internal memory less than 32GB and no Harddriive support whatsoever.

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

Y'know, that's really the sort of thing I'd expect from today's developers.

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

Happened a lot in the past too. The reason we will probably never see a Jet Set Radio Future port is because Sega lost the source code for the game.

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

Happened a lot in the past too. The reason we will probably never see a Jet Set Radio Future port is because Sega lost the source code for the game.
This most likely isn't it. It's more than likely that music licensing is a bigger issue. I doubt they had the source code to JSR1.

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

Plebs

Adam Young
Adam Young

There actually is a 32gig Switch cart available so if anyone's skimping out it's Rockstar. Unless Nintendo fucked them over in some way, maybe licensing or promotion, and this is their way of getting back at them. Who knows.

Asher Young
Asher Young

Not very hard: assume that it's someone else's responsibility; wish for the best; decide that you don't need it and that you will save time/money/space by deleting it.

Picture this: the BBC erased all of their originals for the first few seasons of Dr. Who. When they were released on DVD, some episodes were from VHS recordings of reruns sent in by fans of the series. Recently, the source to MS Word 1.0 was released because a random dev had it on floppies (5.25 in) in a closet. You think MS still had that code? I doubt it. A project I almost worked on had to restore all of its code from developer checkouts when a water pipe burst in the server room.

Then again, it is also easy to set up controls (a regular backup policy, periodic full offsite backups, etc) and then never actually audit that those things are actually being done.

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Even more likely is that it's subject to contracts with Microsoft.

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

I think Sega has done a cost benefit analysis toward re-releasing Jet Set Radio future and right now they don't think enough people would buy a re-release of it on PC to justify the cost of porting it. Since it would probably be really expensive just on music licensing alone.

Adam Long
Adam Long

Holding two guns at the same time is a hinderance in this case, as his aim is already brought down by his hat covering his eyes. It's really a 50/50, Lamaj might shoot erioire, but if he misses and erioire reaches him it's over.

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

Video games were a mistake. Prove me wrong, faggots.

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

Are there any projects to preserve these things? I never delete anything from my consoles for this reason.

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