How long and till this "reignites the debate over whether or not people should be good at games or not"...

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How long and till this "reignites the debate over whether or not people should be good at games or not"? We've already had one of those faggot journalists whine about how he felt like he was committing animal abuse playing Monster Hunter World.

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Monster Hunter World looks piss easy compared to Freedom Unite or any pre-3DS Monhun.

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It's the only monster hunter available to me as a pc only owner. And you guys are telling me it's gonna suck balls. But from the gameplay footage I compared with other mon hunts it looks identical, except with GRAFIX.

Could always emulate, you homosexual.

There's tri on dolphin, that's the only emulatable one.

I'm just saying, it's not your only option.

I always knew MH would become casual but it still hurts. Also that article and all gaymen articles are so sterile it hurts to read

You can emulate Portable 3rd HD and Freedom Unite moron.

Imagine 10 years from now

When will the hurting stop?

Compared to previous games, yeah.

You dumb fucking nigger.

What if the game itself was a lootbox and you never actually know what game you bought until you open the box?

I mean, I tried to lunk MH, Destiny, Dark Souls and Dinosaurs but I just can't. Even fermat's last theorem would be easier to solve than that quote by journo.

MONSTER HUNTER IS THE RICK AND MORTY OF GRINDING GAMES

Fucking vultures. The second they whiff something that seems remotely popular and they are all over it. And I'm sure the faggots who write this shit will insist that it's "tongue in cheek" or "ironic" or that they're just trying to make the title eye-catching.. But goddamnit. Ironic Clickbait is still Clickbait, and in a few months, these brainless faggots will be complaining that Monster Hunter is too hard and dense for their subhuman intellects, and Capcom will fucking listen to them for the same reason they listened to all the faggots who told them they need to be more like all those awful western games that sell so much.

OH what about lootboxes for randomized DLC/paid mods but not the base game that isn't out yet so you have to by it when it comes out to make use of them.

Jesus Bethesda hire me, I could out-Jew Todd himself if I put my mind to it.

Holy fuck i see this as real possibly and surprised it hasn't been done yet. Im givin this 4 years until it starts

I think there's a few games that already do this..

I just pray for this game to not become the new Meme Souls.

Can you pre-order these though? Is the pre-order process itself a lootbox?

There's just enough hype behind it that I can guarantee every titty streamer, e-celeb, and attention whore faggot will be all over it. There was already some nigger youtuber who had some special early preview for it and one of his responses was "what's the lore? does anyone make dark souls style videos for this game?" or something like that.

Everything is Dark Souls all the fucking time how about that? Nothing else ever exists everything is Darks Souls and Dark Souls only.

Name names.


What if you have to buy lootboxes in order to assemble a code that allows you to preorder game. And that game has lootboxes filled with preorder bonuses for other upcoming games.

If I gain any more greed-mass I'll collapse into a jewularity

Monhun does play fairly similar to dark souls tbh.

Could be argued that Warframe does this with it's daily rewards

Warframe is also the worst F2P game on the market, so go figure

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Note that they guaranteed give you 50% off platinum if you're a returning player after about a month or so.

They have stamina managment and slow attacks you have to commit to along with dodge rolls. The controls may be somewhat similar but the focus of the games is entirely different.

You know, that could have been done that at one point. Not as "lootboxes" but more like those little surprise bags that Chinese convenience store-owners sell.

Is MH tri / MH 3 ultimate the best one? I'm trying it out unless there's a better suggestion.

Also, will I miss something storywise by playing the third one?

I have never played a Monster Hunter game and I don't know anything about MH world other that it kinda looks like Dragon's Dogma, for what reasons are people upset about it? Anything other than lootboxes?

There's no story user, play the latest you can to get a feel for the game and then decide on yourself.

Wait, MHW has lootboxes? Fuck I was gonna try it but that is a deal breaker.

there are monster hunter games on pc, just take a trip to japan.

Jesus

I just want my first to be the best :^)

I glanced at the phrase from this thread, ask

Apart from monhun, souls and a couple of shitty copies like the surge I can't even name any more games like that.

not anymore though, in world you basically have no commitment to attacks due to massive roll canceling windows

Not at all, Dark Souls is like a more polished 3D Castlevania.

sorry to ask again but seriously is MH3 the best in anons' opinion?

I'd say the stamina management is about where the similarities end. Souls games are as much about level design and exploration as they are about survival, playing cautiously, and being aware of your surroundings.

Monster Hunter is all about learning patterns, timing, and tells through getting your ass knocked around. Even the whole idea of "slow" weapons that you have to commit to isn't entirely true unless you're playing Greatsword, and even with that being the slowest weapon in the game, you can still dodge-cancel and block-cancel in and out of combos. Certain weapons are actually only truly effective if you understand how to abuse their combo system to get a constant chain going. Like gunlancing with a constant cycle of poking, shelling, side-sliding, lunging, and slamming to get way more damage until you knock the monster flat on it's ass and blow your load in its face.

please don't look at world you'll learn that you're wrong

Lore is the shittiest thing in games history, fuck anyone who does that shit.

Monster Hunter 4U is ranks way up there if you ask me.


I've seen enough gameplay on it. It's more flashy and hacky-slashy, than plodding and labored, like Souls games. It's definitely less MonHun than even Generations/Cross was with the styles system.

No, it will not have lootboxes.

meant to reply to

Name more please.

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There's only one thing we can do… Kill Paul WS Anderson.

What? You're not serious, right?
I don't have an image to convey the amount of unadulterated fury.

You are one dumb motherfucker.

Or hammer, or charge blade

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How do we go from the peak of the series in 2014 to utter despair in 2017. Such a little time for a series to go to shit..

Most F2P games.

slashfilm.com/monster-hunter-movie-universe/
HE IS PLANNING AN ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE LIKE MARVEL, MONHUN IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE NEW RESIDENT EVIL AMONG NORMALFAGS.

WHY

Man, Capcom went full retard these past few years. This is making the Legends cancelling look sensible.

Because everything you love must be tainted to make more shekels.

Yeah it's the worst

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b-b-b-b-but user! only idiots buy platinum! I grind for all parts and trade them so I never paid for anything!!

Whoa, settle down there comrade. You said you could play a damn thing without clocking in your hours of mandated let's play viewing at a 1:6 ratio? And you'll be quizzed too so don't try and just leave a playlist autorunning in the background.

FUCKING SHITLORD

Oh shit joke aside though they probably would do streamer-specific codes in the future to unlock special lootboxes. That's totally something I could see them doing.

I am very far from doing something like developing a full game but I was wondering, in those kind of PvP games where you have different characters in every class, etc., you decide to go F2P, then you decide to allow cosmetics to be earned by grinding AND with premium currency, where do you draw the line and what kind of cosmetics you think are fair without overdoing it?

>I want my settings to have everything on the surface!

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is that pic from vanilla nip comic?

>vanilla

Now that's interesting fact from the article you probably missed. MHW is going to actually have a story..

It's watered down so retards can play, but it's not as bad as that. Yet.

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It's from Asanagi, what do you think?

user you expect him to know about your favorite hentai artist?

Lots of smaller games that are ass too:

Warframe's great crime is that it is grindy and boring. Compared to the shit on this list, it's a saint.

Mother fucker. I wanted to like MHW. I really fucking did. But I haven't heard one fucking thing about the game that's new or changed that doesn't make me want to start a fight with someone at capcom.

The only things better are UI stuff. Can preview full sets or armor rather than just one bit at a time. Can see the weapon upgrade tree in game, can get info on monster parts in game. The changes that don't effect gameplay are not too bad, it's the ones that do that are fucking everything up.

MH3 had a pretty loose story, and MH4U had one where you traveled the world to learn about what was happening.. It's never been a fully voiced cutscene-fest, but looks like they can't just leave that alone, can they?

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MH4U is the best. 3U is not bad but way too bogged down by underwater combat.
Generations is acceptable but a step down from 4U.

Not surprising really, the entire series peaked at MHFU.

The joke is MHW is the most casualized monhun experience ever.
Fucking garbage.

Some key resellers already do that.

Do people read write shit like that and think it actually sounds good? Like people who actually play video games know that's a stupid statement who is this aimed at? Normalfags who played Destiny and saw some streamer play Dark Souls once?

Yes, but none of those have fanbases as annoying or devs that hate their community as much as warframe.
Seriously the warframe fanbase has that annoying gambler's mentality that because they're not directly playing the tables, but instead using the penny slots they're somehow not giving the casino money

That has to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read.
In current year +2.

To be fair, movie execs are do desperate to create a marvel cinematic universe of their own they basically hope to make one with every action movie they make.

Fuck this "I'm a retard and I can't play it so it's dark souls" meme. The combat is nothing like dark souls

Is every game that features slightly slow melee weapons and a dodge roll a 'soulslike experience' now?

And most importantly, WHAT THE FUCK DOES DESTINY HAVE TO DO WITH MONSTER HUNTER? FUCKING TELL ME. WHAT DOES A FIRST PERSON SCI-FI SHOOTER HAVE TO DO WITH A THIRD PERSON FANTASY ACTION GAME?

Dark Souls is the Citizen Kane of obnoxious comparisons.

what does mario or metroid have to do with monster hunter?

none of these faggots would've lasted more than 12 hours with MHFU or MHTri

They wouldn't even play it for an hour.

Sure, FU is soooo hard :^)

Humblebundle does something like that with it's "humble" monthly, in which you pay a certain amount of money, and at the end of the month you receive some random games.

It's the direction the series has been going in since 3, so while tragic, it's something we saw coming.

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NO

From what I've seen it's the opposite - people get carried in multiplayer to the point you can do G Rank without learning how even something as basic as Armor Skills work.

No it's not. Why do people keep describing it as an RPG?

I like how they just outright admit they're too stupid to learn how to play a game they've never played before.

Which were being made more and more obvious since 3rd gen and which you'd have to be an idiot to not be able to figure out.

Oh this damage control

GAS THE NORMALFAGS

He quickly gets out of it with the kid (white kid wearing headphones around his neck and a Street Fighter shirt)

I wanted to say "Directed by Uwe Boll, The Only Fucking Genius In The Business" but it's got too many similarities to Monster Hunter to be an Uwe Boll rendition

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They're all well known?

Why would they change anything at all. Monster hunter tri, a fucking wii game, had the perfect multiplayer, they just had to expand on that

That's it, no lootboxes/any sort of dlcs, no qte, no difficulty rescaling (anyone who finds mh difficult has brain damage)

I cant find any picture of mhtri's guild hall, but that place looked amazing. Too bad the servers closed years ago

Because they want to appeal to the Call of Madden Theft Warcraft audience.

They want to focus on western fans. I.E "We want Hearthstone numbers"

It makes no sense at all. If this was before quake champions, nudoom, dow3… It would make sense, but it has been proven several times that changing a good game makes a bad game

Maybe in foreignerland, back home it rivals Dragon Quest for king of the industry.

That list will never not filling me with rage.

Capcom made MVC:I a fighting game so bad that companies involved (excluding capcom) are trying to distance themselves from it.
The current market is not about making slow steady hits, it's about making a MASSIVE hit and then retiring or selling the company. We startup culture now baby

If anything nudoom would have ok sales, the other 2 are dogshit quality and sells wise

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Is Dark Souls just the only game to come out in America, so they compare everything to it?

Maybe you don't recall but they have a habit of this kind of shit. Everything was called a Doom Clone after Doom came out. Half-Life was called a Doom Clone by game journos. Halo was called one as well early on, just when it transitioned into a shooter.

That's different, Doomclone is the name of that genre, like "Roguelike"

Well then we need a genre for souls like games :^)

everyone knows asanagi

Aren't they just action RPGs?

Actual words spoken by people that like Monster Hunter. Hopefully World is wildly successful so y'all can bathe in your own butthurt. Kind of want to buy it exclusively to spite the worst fanbase in gaming tbh

You forgot the "shaping up" part of the line, you don't get paid if you don't include that.

Shaping up what

The about how World is "shaping up to be the best Monster Hunter game ever" or however it goes. If you don't include that line in your posts, you won't get paid for all the hard work you're doing!

The line about*

It's probably still going to be shit, it's fucking MH after all.
Not that I care, I just want to see you cunts getting mad at it

That's the thing, it doesn't resemble MonHun in the slightest. That's exactly why everyone's so upset about it.

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Being a cunt just because you dislike something due to the opinions of the old fanbase is pretty shitty m8.
It may be cancer now. Once it gets the new age threatment it will be even more cancerous.

The graphics are objectively worse at doing their job - because you can't distinguish what is and isn't interactive anymore, they had to add in those glowy Shirubemushi things, something that has never been necessary in the series before.

The fuck are you talking about? The camera's always been fine.

That is such a bullshit argument. The amount of things you have to interact with in MH are so minimal and obvious that literally nobody would even get confused by them.
Are people really scared that they won't be able to recognize what they can and can't attack?

Or that the vines on a wall look too realistic for you to understand you can scale them? What a load of bullshit

The game has been on a console that has only one analog for the past 5/6 years. Even if you get the version with a second analog, the camera is still controlled like a d-pad, you can only move it in very specific direction at any time.
There's a way to track it to the monster, but only if you stretch your finger all the way to the screen and tap a button constantly.

It's fucking awful.

How can Monster Hunter be Destiny crossed with Dark Souls when it existed before both of those games?
God I hate journalists.

Then why do the Shirubemushi exist? All they do is make everything uglier and messier.

Try 12 years, Monster Hunter Portable was December 2005.

Which was never a problem at any point.

In 3G, you had to do that, but from 4th on you could key the auto-lock camera to ZR so the touch screen was completely ignorable again.

How?

Yep, it's gone.

M8, they are obviously retarded. Why even bother responding?

Bad habits I'm a teacher, I'm used to explaining things to retards

But doomclones where at least in the same gerne. They were all shooters.
Souls-like gets thrown at everything that is midly diffilcult and that journos can't sleep their way trough.

When's the vaati videos on monster hunter lore.
There's a prime market here for expansion to exploit the retards attracted by world

No shit

It's not different. These fuckers are treating Dark Souls Like as a genre.

Except as pointed out, they're comparing things that aren't at all like it to Dark Souls, so using that as a genre name is a misnomer.

It's basically become a "play another fucking game" game in regards to vidya journalism. Which isn't to say Dark Souls is bad, but them referring back to it constantly makes it feel like those faggots have actually played little else to compare things to. Honestly though, I think some of them just string game names together for comparisons without much thought as to if the games being combined even make sense, or are even accurate.

Monster Hunter Online is region-locked to China, dipshit.

He's probably talking about Frontier both are complete shit though regardless

I keep cracking up at Long Live the Queen because there's absolutely nothing Souls-Like in it, it's literally the same route every time, you just die a couple of times for bullshit reasons (like with poisoned chocolate despite you being versed in espionage) and just zigzag through the choices. It's not even that spectacular, there's King's Quest tier games that have much more deep moral and political questions than those raised in the game.

It's a combination of the game not being cinematic garbage and people having bought sufficient amounts of it to warrant journos never fucking play anything else in their lives and can just cram it together with games that have similar aesthetic or moderate difficulty. Doom clones were a thing, despite them being nothing like Doom.

The term I remember was doom-like, which is much less on the nose. It was also the standard term I remember everyone around me using before "FPS" was, rightly, pushed as the new standard.

Go back to bed, journalist. FPS is a technical term for performance, not some attempt to make the genre you're paid to fellate sound as if it's been a staple of the hobby.

I mean if you wanna make a universe you could just set it in the actual monster hunter world. It being set in a modern day mall (as seen here ) makes me think its going to be complete garbage though.

Here, I'll give you a webm of that fucking clip.


The only fucking way this could even be applied in any sense of it happening in "modern day" is to basically enact the Great Dragon Wars.

Basically;
BUT THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS WILL BE HALF AS GOOD AS WHAT I JUST SAID

Wasn't the MH team basically a company within a company that even braindead retards handling capcom stayed away from, knowing that it's their golden goose and leaving them alone will print money for capcom?
How for down the shitter is this God forsaken company when it's doing something desperate as making a MH game that appeals to the call of duddy audience?

These faggots, if they ever DID try the originals, or anything from 4U and earlier, dropped it

Capcom has utterly shat on every franchise they own in this incredible clusterfuck as of late. Monster Hunter has 2 teams to it; A team and B team. A team makes the numbered entries and the G versions of said numbered versions. B team handles the chinese knockoffs and X/generations.

A lot of people are thinking this game looks like B teams work since A team finds all that super ultra drastic shifting of game mechanics to be a terrible idea, since they don't want to alienate the core fanbase (where the fucking MONEY comes from).

Capcom bleeding money it it's ass like it is got a deal from Sony that said "make a hot as fuck mon hun for me that normalfags will buy up, let Sony present it as if it's an exclusive (include some exclusive DLC :^) ) and make sure Nintendo doesn't get a copy!" and capcom went for it.

Currently, capcom's only influx of money is from sony from how hard sony bribed them.

My fucking sides are out of orbit, someone give this nigga a prize.

I had chest pains when I beat Glavenus and was rewarded with seeing that fucking bullshit.

I have a profile with 999 hours on MH Tri thanks to MHG. Then I got a wageslave job and don't have time for MH anymore.
I miss it very much.

Do you count "doesn't handhold you like you're a retard and award you a participation trophy for showing up" as a genre? What these faggots consider difficult is laughable.

Why do you hate nice things?

Wow you're a dumb nigger.

What? It's literally king's field with rolling and respawning.

Half-Life was the game that broke the mold as far as games being called Doom clones. Nice try junior.

We're doomed

Grow up. I'm so sick of retards shitting themselves over clickbait. Half the threads on this board are filled with faggots shitting their pants like this

Worst fanbase in gaming is Doom and Bethesdrones tbh

It was less because they knew better and more because of nepotism - the executive producer of MonHun has both his father and brother on the board of executives. Rumor has it though that Daddy's health is failing and so it may be a sign of power shifts at the top.


Dinovalde did nothing wrong, he just wanted to protect you all from that… thing.


You're missing the point - they chose that acronym because it already had a key meaning to video games and because people were already used to hearing it, so it made it seem like it was an older and more established genre than it actually was. Besides, it's a misnomer, seeing as many Doomclones go to third person cameras as well.

WHY

The West is the worst thing to happen to video games.

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But what is it the Dark Souls of?

Does Stories ever get better? It was better 4 hours in once I hit the snowy mountain and didn't have basic features locked behind the tutorial, but not that much.

I REALLY want to deflower Ika.

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