Moments of jizz worthy TECHNOLOGY easy modo

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

Moments of jizz worthy TECHNOLOGY

easy modo:
Playing rpg
Has petrify spell
Accidentally scroll too fast in spells and select petrify to cast on a boss turn 1
Shit i wasted a tur-
"The Boss turned to stone, you win!"

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

boss turned to stone
you win
What game is this? It sounds implausible.

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

Etrian Odyssey

Hudson King
Hudson King

Works in FFX sometimes.

William Myers
William Myers

playing rpg
boss is wind-aligned and casts tonnes of spells
use item to have my party reflect magic attacks
"heh, now i'll never-"
boss casts party-wide wind spell
spell reflects four times
he absorbs the damage four times
spell heals him four times
Anyone remember the example I'm thinking of? It was pretty popular.

Jason King
Jason King

"a zombie dragon appears!"
cast revive
"a grand dragon appears!"

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

spell shields reflect spells and do double damage on the attacker
boss has spell shield
putting up a spell shield of your own causes the boss's attacks to reflect off of it, then off of his, then hits you for 4x damage

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

halo 3
place mines everywhere because why not
warthogs get blow around randomly by everything, a well know fact
a warthog lands on a mine
it doesn't go off
wtf.gif
guy in driver is looking around and hoking his horn
guy on turret spins around and shoots at me
turns out the spot there were was a spawnpoint for a prop for the map
item not there means it was to be respawned
item respawns and bumps the warthog gentley
kabloowy

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

Again, happens in FFX all the time.

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

My example is the infamous table boss from Persona 3. He's arguably more difficult than some of the full moon bosses due to his raw stats and position in the game.

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

Couldn't you use reflect in that case to super boost your healing spells if you cast them on yourself first, or do healing effects not reflect?

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

The only way to beat a secret time limit boss in FFIX.

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

shell casings hitting the floor make a completely different sound depending on surface
so do the steps
different wall materials muffle sound differently
hitting the ground makes you muddy
walking through water cleans the mud off
most guns are modeled to autistic detail, including the Trench Gun's lack of trigger disconnect

a gold rifle skin loads gold bullets
a dirty rifle loads dirty bullets
a camouflaged rifle skin loads camouflaged bullets
everyone has french tanks
everyone has german tanks
everyone has british tanks
the mere act of sitting on a horse doubles your health
hipfiring lewis guns
niggers

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

I didn't know reflect performed that way in 9. I thought it could only reflect once.

Isaac James
Isaac James

Not in the game I was thinking of when I posted that

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

camouflaged bullets
Wouldn't want the humiez to see the dakka coming, huh?

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

What masterpiece is this?

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

Now dats kunningly brutal, and brutally kunnin'.

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

That's just bullshit though. Cool attention to detail, but bullshit.

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

need to buy an egg from some greedy ice dragon cunt because i gotta forge a legendary sword to kill some kike demon cunt
finally fucking find the dragon
talk to her and she wants money
pay her
take the egg
take another egg
ice cunt gets pissed
have to fight ice cunt
kill her
grab all the remaining eggs
grab her bones
grab my money plus more back
use bones on the sword to make it stronger
force legendary sword with ice cunt eggs
find out she was the last dragon
feel bad but have all this loot
drop loot

Thanks Arx Fatalis.

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

This one is vulnerable to death rather than stone, but it's still an insta-killable boss.

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

get multiple armor pieces with elemental resistance
wind resistence hits 150% reduction
enemy wind spells actually heal you
since it's not actually healing, but damage calculation, it disregards your maximum HP

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

we wuz kangzfield 1 dis be our story wyteboi edition

even the character icon is a smug anime girl
tenouttaten

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

I think if you reflect an attack at an enemy that absorbs that type of damage it will heal them in Shin Megami Tensei games, but I never tried it.

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

What game is this?

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

open crate
turkey
use flamethrower
roast turkey for full HP

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

Can anyone confirm that meleeing an ore site on DDA will mine it instead of using a pickaxe? I heard one user mentioning it in a thread but he used a heavy weapon and I haven't confirmed it for myself.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Soudns an awful lot like megaten…

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

revive undead dragon
end up fighting member of the KKK
What did they mean by this?

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Some skills can yes, If I recall correctly some spells and explosive arrows can too.

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

Eternal Lore
Shit quality game but it's actually lots of fun to play.
Ironically, even though the dev's name is "Low-Cost Dev", I think the game is too expensive for it's quality.
Just pirate it.

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

You're thinking of wizards

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

No, wizards fight dragons

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

They used both.

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

Maybe the KKK is really just misunderstood DnD larpers that are very dedicated to the campaign.

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

play TPS
urban setting
firefighting with enemy
jump into cover
enemy AI shoots fire extinguisher next to me
my character is stunned and starts choking
get mowed down as my character is gasping

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

take control of entire force
character recoils when hit by a single bullet
shouts reloading loudly when you reload
automatically leaves cover if grenade lands near you
keep having to take over your bots because they keep dying to a small squad of four
you play as the npcs

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

I remember FFXII having a spell that reverses all effects, so you could cast a reverse spell on an enemy and then use a panacea on them to inflict all status ailments at once. Most bosses were vulnerable to some devastating status ailments, so this trick was useful throughout the whole game.

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

It was an accessory that reverses item effects that you use with a remedy, which cures most status effects.

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

Yeah it's been a million years since I last played it so I don't remember the specifics, but it was reverse + cure everything item.

David Clark
David Clark

Actually there was a spell called reverse and it basically converted all damage to health or the other way around.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

Do sidequests and hunts as they appear
End up grossly overleveled when you move onto the next spot in the main game
License board is nice and full, 50+ points spent, no idea what to buy next, except maybe weapons?
Have all the -aga spells unlocked, still hours until I get Firaga etc

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

TECHNOLOGY
I mean, it's cool, but it's not an example of TECHNOLOGY at all. TECHNOLOGY relates to the technical aspect of the game, like if you shot an oil barrel, but instead of exploding or infinite oil coming out, the oil would drain until it got to the point were the bullet hole is. Shooting above the hole would do nothing, and shooting below the hole will drain more oil. Pretty sure MGSV does this.

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

That doesn't reverse status effects.

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

Pretty sure MGSV does this.
Why would you go and say that?

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

Speaking of the MGS series

Guard on patrol listening to a radio
You can change the station
Guard comes back around and changes it back to the way it was
Holy shit
Continue to do this like 3 or 4 times
"Sigh… Enemy in the area. He has shit taste in music. Over."
CAUTION MODE
<mfw

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

it's pretty wild to go from sonic 3 & knuckles to this in a year. Seeing the entire ocean go out endlessly like that, structures reflected in the water, it was really something else. It really leaves an impression on you, and to be honest few 5th gen games really compared to this.

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

playing SMTSJ
boss managed to charm but not charm me
had a weapon which charms the enemy
charmed me hits myself with it
I am now actually charmed
Instead of canceling the charm or overriding it…
I continue to hit myself
Tfw

Which MG was that?
I heard that in mgsv if you go into a portopotty with the diarheea tape playing, enemies will think you're taking a shit and screw off. Never tried it myself though.

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

And then compare that shit to what Sega was doing in arcades at the time. Virtua Fighter 3 was mindblowing when it came out.

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

tfw I will never be able to play Panzer Dragoon Orta again

Samuel King
Samuel King

their arcade presence was remarkable and daytona USA was almost a decade ahead of everything. Guess that's what you get when you get literal military hardware designers and manufacturers, lockheed martin to make your arcade systems. Sega pushed the industry forward in so many ways and in such a short time it's frankly a little ridiculous how little credit they're given.

Their home consoles were no slouch either. the dreamcast was a quantum leap above everything PC and consoles were doing at the time.

best looking game on the original xbox but you can easily just mod an original xbox, ftp orta to it, and enjoy it for like 40 bucks.

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

warriors can double as miners because their weapons are big and huge, plus they can eject all the ore(arguably) from a vein instantly which can make it kind of hard to collect it all

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

tfw no greedy ice dragon cunt to slam
tfw no cuntboy bf

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

Kys

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

cuntboy
Please stop.

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

vagina
male
Back to Tumblr.

Gavin White
Gavin White

You mean vagibro

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

roll through water
you get drenched and your lantern goes out
enemy casts sparking shock magic at you
it relights the lantern

It's the little things.

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

Wouldn't you also die of electrical poisoning?

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

baby dragon appears
use the fast forward time spell
ancient dragon now
The yu gi oh show was fuckin neato

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

Because he thought someone was inevitably going to ask him which game does that?

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

No because the silk panties have resistances.

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

There are no bad video games with working vending machines.

There are no bad first person shooters where you can see the guy's legs, and the actually animate properly.

Prove me wrong. Protip- You can't.

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

Eh, if she's the last one they were on their way out anyway. What was she gonna do, reproduce with her kids and produce a bunch of retarded, inbred dragonspawn who mindlessly go out attacking humans. How many generations do you think that could've gone on for? At least now you got a sweet legendary sword out of the deal.

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

I like aesthetic TECHNOLOGY. Batman Arkham Origins had shit writing but that tessellated snow and volumetric steam was fucking nice. It pissed me off that smoke bombs didn't produce volumetric smoke though.

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

electrical poisoning

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

Time Splitters 2 did this. Multiple holes makes it drain faster.

Logan King
Logan King

That's not a bad theory user.
Wouldn't GTA:V strictly speaking have legs you can see in first person? I suppose it might not count since they added it in after the fact.

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

DDS1 Ravana?

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

Is that Legend of Legaia? I thought I was like the only person on Earth who played that game.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

I know that's you Toriyama you smelly ass waifufag, no one wants or likes your games!

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

cuntboy
I had forgotten that those existed.
Fuck you and the donkey you rode in on.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

Boss does earthquake attacks
Cast float
Boss can't do anything to you anymore

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

Barely win last bossfight
Do sidequests to lvl up some
almost die at the next boss
try to level up more
game becomes unwinnable and have to start over

Angel White
Angel White

Fucking last remnant, I swear one day I will download it again and actually finish it

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

check behind waterfall
10 minute cutscene

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

do it faggot ive beat it and still dont understand half of the mechanics

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

Oh hi user
This guy photoshops himself as a cuntboy and has a DA gallery full of this shit

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

Star Ocean 3
Enemies and bosses can be killed if they run out of MP

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

boss earthquakes itself to heal
cast float on it while absorbing earth yourself
fight is now on autopilot

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

play a semi-realistic mil-sim
vest has pockets holding bullets/magazines/clips
switch weapons
the vest changes looks to show the new ammo type

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

It never tells you, but Metro 2033 has location-based armor on enemies. Basically meaning they'll be more heavily armored in certain areas, and you have to actually look at an enemy before you shoot blindly. That whole game is TECHNOLOGY.

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

He at least has pretty good PS skills.

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

Last Light does the same thing but makes it into a huge in-your-face thing that you get introduced to in the tutorial with visually breaking off pieces of armor, needing to use your good ammo, and different hitmarkers for when you hit armor if you're too much of a pussy to play on ranger mode

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

cast levitation onto an enemy
she falls to her death when it wears off

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

I never played Last Light but I hear it was pretty bad.

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

Wasnt that DLC?

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

I remember the only reason I own that game was because it came free with my graphics card. The snow and fog were really excellent, it's a shame the Arkham games are ass since all of the contain TECHNOLOGY to some extent.

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

Ranger mode? I think so, but I just pirated it so I'm not sure.

It was pretty incredible graphically, the open areas that let you explore a bit more were an excellent addition, and some of the guns were amazing. But it took almost all of 2033's issues and stacked them with a shit plotline, some questionable level decisions in a few areas, bad AI, and an absolutely broken stealth system.

It was also much less rigid with what you had to do to get the good ending, seemed to be mostly exploration and item interaction. I killed a fair number of dudes, especially at the end where I had an AS VAL with NV scope and all the enemies were in heavy armor and well-armed, and still got the "good" ending.

Some of the DLC missions were actually better than the main game, there was this really neat one called Kshatriya that was basically their own take on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Very open map with lots of doors where you'd slowly explore outwards, retrieve artifacts from the old world, installing light bulbs in the tunnels as you went. You'd get military-grade cartridges for artifact retrieval, and would use them to buy new guns, filters, first aid kits, and vaguely-goofy special ammo (like incendiary .45 rounds). Mutants would randomly spawn, so it was fairly tense - and on top of that, the only way to save is to sleep at the stalker base.

Honestly, the game is worth a pirate just for that game mode. The map even includes the entire library from 2033, it's fucking huge and there's no linearity aside from the fact that you have to unlock a couple doors to progress into other parts of the map.

Michael Price
Michael Price

which game?

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

boss is low on HP
casts reflect on your party
healing spells directed at your teammates bounce and heal him instead
the highest tier healing is a full HP restore
it heals the boss completely and nullifies all you did so far

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

Ghost Recon: Wildlands

Say what you want about Ubi games regarding their gameplay, but more often than not, the presentation is top-notch

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

working vending machines
Can I get some examples of this? I feel like there are a bunch of bad games where you can buy a soda and get health back from it.

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

reflect
doesn't make the healing spell bounce back and forth between the caster and the castee until the reflect wears off
IT'S A REFLECT NOT A REDIRECT

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Yiazmat was fucking retarded anyways.

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

FF7 does this.

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

Any D&D based game which is reasonably true to its roots will allow this. You can do this in NWN.

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

I want to say Megaman Legends and maybe River City Ransom had vending machines.

Space Station 13 as well, but it doesn't really count.

I want to say an FF game could softlock the game if this happened, but I don't know. I thought in FF7 at least, a reflected spell cannot be reflected again

Boss is hammering your asshole with strong magic
I know I'll cast reflect, hehehe
Boss casts reflect on himself
Starts reflecting spells onto you

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

The tom clancy branch tends to at least try to make everything tacticool.

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

Verdun for the first one?

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

tfw I still own a working xbox and a copy of Orta
Y-you can come over to my house and play, user.

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

Since the Xbone finally added OG Xbox backwards compatibility I hope they add a fixed version of Panzer Dragoon Orta for it, the 360 version crashed after the second stage.

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

Ubisoft has quite a few devs working for them that really, truly care about making good immersive games, but they're all stuck at the bottom working on the systems instead of doing creative direction for entire projects.
This ends up giving you cool little "TECHNOLOGY" moments like this and leaving you wondering why they couldn't have just made the entire game flow/play better.

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

/reddit/index.html

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

What if instead of being a cboy the dragon is a nullo

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

Nullo?

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

user on patrol watching a thread
you can post about cuntboys in it
user comes back around to tell you to call them vagibros instead
holy shit
continue to do this like 3 or 4 times
MESSAGE NOTIFICATION
<mfw

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

be me on Holla Forums talking about cuntboys
actually post pics of real life cuntboys
get warning ban and post deleted
this thread is somehow ok

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

They got the 1911 model wrong though in a historical way.

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

/bog/index.html

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

Well… 3d's weird, user

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

NPCs talk about you when you're not around

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

Dick Kickem Eternally.

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

jizz worthy TECHNOLOGY

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

I always loved that fucking part. I can't remember if you managed to grab the other guy if he said something different or not. Something like
"Holy shit, are you a ninja?"
"What? No."
or something along those lines.

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

game
see cockroaches
think little of them
later find out they have AI to feed, be scared of lights turning on and scatter in the presence of other creatures

game 2
see humanoids
they stop attacking you if you hold up an object between your face and them, blocking the face-to-face line of sight

using technology correctly > having more of it and not using it well

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

Half life 1, I forget if 2 had them working. Elex has vending machines you can use old world coins on. It's just a dialog window that pops up as if you're talking to an npc though, you aren't shown pressing a button and watching a can drop if that's what was meant by fully functional. I thing Deus Ex had them.

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

Pokemon Gen 1? You needed to buy a drink to give to a thirsty Saffron City guard.

(Nice digits)
This was actually used as in objective (drain the alcohol barrels) in the Chicago level. Didn't shoot them at the bottom? They didn't drain properly and you had to go back to it (at least on the highest difficultly when that objective wasn't optional).

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

Also
Apply situational camo to rifle
operatan for a while
weapon camo wears down

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

Yeah but i was provoked.
No fun allowed, i tell ya.

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

Use fire on flower
Flower burns up

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

tor shitposting

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

What game is that pic referring to?

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

game has children
shoot child
child dies
TECHNOLOGY! I never thought I'd see the day!

the game world reacts and never lets you live it down
ah shit

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

No game made in the last 10 years has had the balls to even do this.

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

the game world reacts and never lets you live it down

Nah, but this is better than just making them immortal/essential.

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

sequel made by a totally unrelated developer comes out
children are now immortal ghosts
get canonised as a saint by giving a guy all your money (before killing him and taking your money back from his corpse)

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

There has been some, you just ain't looking hard enough.

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

It works, but very few patrol routes go past portaloos so it's never worth it.

Aiden Gray
Aiden Gray

Well, what are they?

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

Pretty sure MGSV does this
It doesn't

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

Looking for this?

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

phoenix down a phantom train

even better

suplex city bitch

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

The mere act of sitting on a horse doubles your health
You only get extra health if you spawn as a cavalry rider due to the metal plate he wears on his torso. The extra health remains even when dismounted.

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

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