♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

classic

and
my bad
I'm pretty drinked

they was the cats int he feel good inc video and were rockin the world of hip hop back in the roots days

I hate sand
it's so
rough
and it gets all over your clothes

you should probably smoke and ass out

yeah it's pretty bad

feel good inc was my shit back in the day lol

I can't smoke
that's why I'm drinked

dude i poured out some of my weed last night. i was so pissed when i awoke

you cant spell canal without anal

why did you do that
you're supposded to pour liquor for your dead homies not weed

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like the ziplock was not locked. was picking up nugs for days

To be fair, actually, if you're talking about cats in french, it isn't a female noun.

There's a male and female version of the noun, and apparently the female version also refers to a pussy, so yeah.

very thorough rin, thank you kitty

FRENCH CANADA LEAVE REEEEEEEE

hm do you got

This is embarrassing for me to find out because I used to have a female cat that I talked about.

i think i got it all but how will i know for sure

Weigh it

having to learn a whole second set of noun genders too tricky

What language?
German has 3 genders ^^

YOU LITERALLY JUST ADD A FUCKING E TO EVERYTHING HOW IS THAT TRICKY!?

Don't bother
just call them a girl if they're pasable and a boy if they're not
fuck pronouns

my grandma has a male cat that she calls sissy because she thought he was a girl at first

Compare
"My little dog." (Male)
"Mon petit chien."

"My little dog." (Female)
"Ma petite chienne."

As long as she doesn't talk about her "petite chatte."

NERU FUKKEN DUMB

vocaroo of you speaking french

petit menou hnn

boi
gurl

minou*

I'm nowhere near fluent enough to do that sober.

If you got me, like, 11 years ago when I was still in grade 8/9, I'd've been able to.

u gurl??????

nonono you can not do it for everything pretty sure right like they just have an inherent attribute and stuffs and you have to learn which is which

pretty sure only very few have two versions

I think atleast all the ones similar to german like swedish/nrowegian/danish/icelandic/german

LAME

I think for French just adding an "e" doesn't always cut it, for example belle (f) and beau (m) for beautiful

That's literally the only time you have to learn second noun genders.

Otherwise every noun has one gender, that is generally obvious.

Those aren't nouns.

He specifically said nouns.

brb fam, just going to house where I am house sitting.

see ya soon

nnn they are not obvious at all like
the simplest example I think is how to know whether to use un or une you just have to learn them all there is no system

Listen
Do you wanna know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?

Does it start with a vowel?
Un. Regardless of anything.

Okay.
Yes.
No.

I'm gonna tell everyone

woah-ooo-oh oh
closer
let me whisper in your ear

well that simplifies a tinybit

This guy gets it.

J'ai deux belles chiennes.

And, in general, if it ends in an s, you don't use either because it's plural.
If it ends in an E, 9/10 it's feminine, so just use une (unless it starts with a vowel.)

Most people won't care, and those who do are more likely to lightly correct you than actually, like, make anything of it.

At least in Canada.

Eu might have some hardass frenchies.

YEAHBUT

canadian french is brain damage

Not really.

Acadian French is brain damage.

Sadly, I could probably enter a conversation using Acadian French better than I could true French, or Canadian French.

Which says a lot because I haven't actually used my french in, again, 11 years.

That said, I was using it in some light flirting with a Chinese Canadian girl before I came back.

fucking commies

Joke's on you.

I don't officially have a second language.
Because to have a second language you have to be fluent. :^)

Was sagen sie?

nou, voornamelijk hout

I remember I used to have this crush with a girl in my kindergarten class.

I used to always pick her when we played duck duck goose.

HI WISH!

a suh

eyy

wait that's fuckin Rem

A+

AND GROM

How's your hangover?

Wish is gone
I'm sad

What do you mean? I haven't drank in like 2 weeks.

B-But grom told me she is back...

o-oh

thought you were Wish being sneaky

She's most likely asleep

I haven't listened to this yet but I want it to be good so bad.

She posted for like 5 seconds earlier but she left

grom pls.

If she stops by while I'm not here, tell her I say hi!

tfw

Nymph.
How far are you from Scarbs?

this is by far the best one

Scarborough? I live in Kitchener, so like 1.5 hour drive maybe.

wish is awfullll

YOU'RE AWFUL!

Huh.

That's where the school I'm planning on going to is.

WISH GOT ME KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE!

WISH!
IS!
A!
BITCH!

I!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY@@@@@@~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

I don't think I will remember that

Conestoga?

nimf gimme your rems

Or did you mean you're going to school in Scarborough?

I'm going to school in Scarborough.

k Garee

I can upload my folder I guess. It's 1.2k images, so might take a bit.

Oh nice. If you're ever in Kitchener/Waterloo area you should let me know :3

aha I found it

NO

Fine, I'll get grom to.

YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

gib rem

That's almost as much as mine and mine is just caps

Next month will be 5 years since I first started posting.
Fuck

downloadmorerem.com/

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remember when Garee was a fag with nezi and then nezi completely shut him down? Good times.

long long time ago

gonna give the computing thing another try?

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Fuck, soto was so good at making those

Eventually.

Maybe next fall.

Good morning.

Ohayou.

it's like a ladder of pathetic

Cockwork

That picture makes me thirsty for some iced tea. I don't have any of that though.

Uploading rem for whoever wants it

I usually hate iced tea.

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i'll take it

yes pls.

we can't be friends!

Iced tea is top tier drink.

Noo upload oit for me only
fuck these faggots

kek

fuck you nigger

It's not that I think it's bad.

I just can't drink my tea cold.

but sharing is caring or something

I keep getting calle captchas I have gotten like 5 until now

Excuse me?

Iced tea is nothing like regular tea that's cold tho.

rem is mine
I already have 1400+ caps

upset

Cocks work

Maybe if it's cheap, I guess.

Most I get are actually teas that are prepared in a way to be drank cold, rather than cold tea-flavoured drinks.

that's great
make the nation proud

This will not be forgotten.

good for you I have 2

still gonna get that folder

oni Rem figure when?

anime is trashhhh

I gotta go now.

Nymph, I do want the Rems, but I'll be out until, like, 5ish at the latest, sometime tomorrow at the earliest.

almost as trash as you're waifu faget

It's also a mistake.

terrorist piece of shit
die

you know I'm just messin

if you still have me on skype/steam, message me there for it.

If you don't, my skype is youbewonderin
Steam is steamcommunity.com/id/pareidolia

Then I expect a full apology from you for the misbehavior.

I thought it was wish

now i don't want it

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my first post was "HI WISH" and you thought I was wish? My name should have gave away who I was.

The alcohols are already wearing off
this is bs

huuuuge mistake

anime turned me in to a faggot.

This dude is going to die one of these days i swear

that is something wish would do tbh

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Im backfam

This house sitting business is pretty good

Yeah I guess.

Now now, be responsible for your actions.

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it might be too late for pastries
too late for everything
it is too late now

lit

I did nothing wrong

Zup

I know right boosh! Sup grim?

Then it will not be forgotten.

what tho

early morning leegu
warm and comfy

just playing shitty vidya. Sounds like you have a good night ahead.

grom get Battlerite. It's league but not shit.

watching an allen iverson doc

Your comment here and

I just turned off leegu
akin too long to getingame

battlerite sounds like a grocery store for mobas

battlerite is league combat, but the games are a lot faster and all the boring stuff and waiting from league is removed.

but I want rem all to myself

also it's only 2v2 or 3v3, so that's a big plus

In the comfy zone
Best place to be at the weekend

Aye, ive been well stocked for heh

Who that

the answer

Shiiii

I just realized there are IDs now.
That's dumb.

beebop rapes kids

LOL

anti bloodchan and sci measure

neat

can confirm battlerite is pretty gud

:3

subtle is pretty gud

scoot do you drunk today

I am

no

ehhhh...

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Does anyone hear from Nymphy these days? How is he?

Happy Scooter?

I'm good. How are you?

Happy scooder >.

who is this goddess

sweet
me too

what does this imply

Aw, hi! I'm doing well. I wonder about you sometimes, so it's good to know you're ok!

Here ya go: myanimelist.net/character/123699/Takagi

Awww yeah!

Nothing. Just seemed like a good picture to add a (you) to.

Yisssss!

Howre you honey bunny badger?

It's just a manga?!
boner destroyed

yeah yeah
I'll be watching you

strong booze ftw

Gotta git that

scooz
my allergies are off the chain today
$$#*$#%$#*@@#!

Mhm. Sorry, hon.

Stupid lergy!!! Does thr fall ease up for you?

Plans?

Not forgotten.

it's kay she's still super cute

clocky I'm sorry

fall and winter here are ragweed season, so i get the snifflies.

idk about plans yet. i got about...3 more hours to run down the clock. you?

staying positive! i like.

For what?

i feel useful

i am a good tool!

:D

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I am always positive

For calling you a cock smuggling whore because it's true

Drink and be merry i guess, so mo let up? Boooo silly lergies
Workin?

So be it.

JOKING

Ah yes, of course. Just drop ProjectName.asl and handling.ini in your GTA V folder. It makes so much sense

hello

good, good

mhm. it's been pretty slow today, though. we only had one boat come in, and he just wanted to talk. sloooow daaaay. but the weather is pretty!

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The game will pickup ini and asl files.

how big is this folder

Yeah, that makes so much sense! I get it now! Wakaru!

Akebono? 227 images.

are you going to be mean today?

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there's a half eaten burrito on the kitchen counter

do i eat it

it might be someone else's burrito

You sound like you've never modded a game before.

How pretty? Tell me more? Here you can tell fall is creeping.
Getting cold now.

maybe. If you would have hid my sabs beater then I might not even thought of it.

eat it and shame yourself

is that all they had?

please don't make yourself sick

the sky is cloudy, there's a cool wing, and the water is lapping the slips in the marina. i love it!

sabs beater?

yes sir

what? It's not like it's been sitting there for a few days sabs.

i may be gross but i'm not that gross.

yeppers.

Rin has never modded a game before

chapeau

the idiot has spoken

Yay! Summer can just leave already:)

it's mine
don't touch it

bbq pulled pork

i made the right decision

atta boy

Pull my pork

i'll pork you pull

i bet the bacteria in your mystery burrito were just about to invent fire. did you nuke it?

i'm glad you finally found a toy that can satisfy your insatiable lust for bbc, but what does that have to do with me?

yeah! summer can fuck off!
heee, it's also cricket season here. *crunchy crunch*

Hi.

Because I well, I haven't.

Probably not.

no i ate it cold

you have me worried now. am i going to die?

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Leave it to me

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What a fricken scrub.

Aw yiss! Approaching best season. Winter. Im hype.

i thought cricket was a spring thing

i'm afraid so, leeblob. :(

scarves and boots and christmas lights and pretty, cool nights!

your beatin stick.

*caresser*

hold my while i go and i can get on board with this whole dying thing.

me

yo

Hoodies and coats and gloves! And boots

It's really not necessary, I only have these so I don't post imageless.

I-I made my own osu! skin!

Don't.

I used a minimalistic hatsune miku theme. I bet you didn't make that one.

i'll wipe your forehead with a cool cloth and hold your hand as you slip into oblivion, my dear.

I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATER!
I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATER!
HOW CUTE ARE THESE BOOTS?

old /fa/ meme makes me feel old

naw, you got me confused with someone else

oui grenouille.

nope

Cuuuuuute!
We need to do yhat travel thing we discussed.
I feel ive missed a trick or two

I think vinny has tourettes

obligatory froggy dance!

travelin' board to board
with nothin' but my truck
doin' the best that i can

Yeah, that was my first skin actually.

Mais non.

eiffelzick

It must be so hard for him living every day like that.

Whiskey funk? Bitch gerrin the trunk!

Thank you
I'll say goodbye soon
Though it's the end of the world
Don't blame yourself, now

And if it's true
I will surround you
and give life to a world
That's our own

Thank You for making my game look rad as heck.

Oh wait, I was under the assumption you made it, so I take it back.

Yeah np, you can pay me in Darwin Points

Or I could just not give you anything.

Leelu, I lied. You're goin' to be fine, donkeh!
I won't let you die, damn it!

The bottle's gittin' lower again my friend.

Hah, my buds left me rum... the brand is mount gay 😂😂😂

it's ok sabrina

just let me go

is it extra spicy?

neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Super spicey.
Well
Ive never tried it yet.

But that'd make you a THIEF

I find that complementary.

mount that gay, scoobar!

Gonna get on top!

wish me luck

Up until the police ARREST you, maybe.

That's the last stick i'll smoke in my life. I now conclude my experiment.

I slept too long yesterday and my alcohols are wearing off rn

I like her enough

クソ提督！！

You won't make it, don't go.

I gave one of my friends who had never drank anything some of rum last night and it was a huge mistake.

They got all edgy and made at their boyfriend.

Can't arrest what you can't catch, B*** *sick gang sign*

I don't speak arabic tho

how else am I gonna feed my dog

made at?

Feed him people food.

mad at

hug

B***

Baka?

It says "Waheyat Allah"

Which means " I swear to god"

FUCKING I GOT DISTRACTED TALKING TO MY IMOUTO AND SOMEONE OUTBID ME ON SOULSILVER

FUCK IT

FUCK IT ALL

and have him puke all over the room again?
nothnkyu

I'll risk the wrath of the gods.

Go then, I wish you luck.

Why for?

why for?

scoop, i'm thinking of having wine tonight. i don't usually drink it, but there's one kinda i like and it sounds good right 'bout now.

do it again! more hugs, please!

TO WAR

thank you

That's exactly what I meant to say.
also that's a gorgeous picture

They didn't have a reason.

Gods speed

huggle

brb making cupcakes

cuute

that's really weird
I've never had any hard liquor besides vodka

Do it. Wine is a beast. Go beast sabby

Vodka is for women and SD.

I'm not a woman!

But you're a bitch and thats pretty much the same thing.

What if you're a professional slav

*puts on Adidas uniform*
*squats*

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Come treat me like one

I will not.

pussy

Oh yeah, totally.

aha vinny is thebest

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I still have one more video after this eee watching vinny actally takes a lot of tim

cockha

Should I sleep

I'm about to go get breakfast so yeah

Cabernet Sauvignon makes me sleeeeepy. I'm a stone tossed into the sea by the time the bottle's empty.

it's my parents' anniversary so my sister decided to make my mam cupcakes. we're just waiting for the oven to heat up.

Jesus. When i wine i go crazy. 5 bottles is my current best. Or was it six? Lol

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sabs my grape vines are carbaret sauvignon according to wikipedia

if you help me pick them you can have a few hundred litres if you want

dwegong what did you mean I forgot I can not remember

What did I mean about what?

hooooly fuckk

what

you said we cybered but I have no memory

i'mma need you to calm down, scoob!
what sort of wine is your favorite?

that's so sweet. you're a good big brother.

i wanna!

What up

hi sabrina

We were playing League and you were very drunk. Stuff happened.

Sauvignon aite, i do prefer rosé if im going ham though. Prosecco my #1.
Never calm down?!!!?!!!?!?

are you being true now

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*whap*

Yeah.

Why mad?

howdy, sweetheart! having a good saturday?

spoop, you fancy.

the sound of my 10-pound veiny wiener smacking your face.

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if you're over around this time next year we can legitimately do that. but i'm not sure what state the vines are in. and i'd be late pruning them by the time i'm over. and i'd have to ask some family friends to deal with the whole winemaking itself and it'll take months to ferment and you can't bring a 500l tub of wine back with you i guess.

but other than that it's absolutely doable

I'm not mad

You know it. For a working class man i have particular taste.

Oh. What are Darwin points and how do I acquire them?

Well, I got a stable job again, and I've very bored and excitable; and need new music.

You know what this means, don't you.

to commemorate the first day of christmas 2016

Shotgun shells, at a store.

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Reminds me off Skullmonkeys Bonus Level OST

you thirsty, girl. but you ain't gonna get this meat monster.

dapper doot

hey loomoo, what kinda cupcakes are you makin'?

not really since I'm leaving for work any minute :^)

how are you?

Just osu shit :c

*hi five*
Too big for Holla Forums sadly

my.mixtape.moe/lwxtni.webm

I slightlyy doubt it

the kind with icing and not much else

I miss that folder.

I wish I could still play that game, I wasn't that great and it hurt my wrist a lot

Why is it making weird pedophile noises

JUST YOUR IMAGINATION

Something like that

Why is that?

It was not a big deal, really.

Maybe now that you are back you can rebuild it.

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You are great at other games like OW and CSGO though ^ ^

gifles emma fesses

Eh, I dunno about that.

I don't even want my tripcodes back.

mdr

That is what they all say at first.

so bored

So much moe

yeah I have insane rhythm and hand-eye coordination too, could beat TTFAF on expert in guitar hero 3
but something about osu just hurts my hand :(

i'm about to leave work.
i hope the time passes quick for you, nezi! good luck out there!

the best kind!

still having a nice time?

cookies are sometimes food!

osu seems like effort

sabs are too

Yeah, just popped another beer, might put a lpizza on soon. Good times
^^
Llama

forgot my name

have a good shift, waifu

Prevents me from getting to attached to this place.

goodnight

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

biyeeii

wat

Neru! See

I used to say that your activity here increased when you were feeling down. I hope that is not the case now.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

GAIZ

it just sounds like sorotf outside a thing I would do isall

what

Maybe that's true.

I guess maybe stress started it again initially.

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You you

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hey you

my eyes hurt

I suppose that is true, but you do some odd things when you are drunk, like doxing Ian. It was not overtly sexual either.

Are you feeling better now?

how come

Took me 2 hours to get that hangover-like feeling away.

Chug chig chug

drinked wore off

awww poor thing

I still cringe about that I was so dum

Less stressed maybe.

Or different stress, not sure which is worse.

getting high is so much better

I survived thor's rage

am no kinda drunk

scoots where are you

depends

i often do too much and it becomes a bad experience

don't feel stressed.
*tire la courroie de votre soutien-gorge*

I can smoke as much weed as I want and never feel this awful

See? I am not lying.

More drinking when?

Whichever it is, you keep coming back, which means you are fucked.

Rifk

you are a lucky dude i vomited last time

why even live?

it takes so much tim and make me so useless for like 2 days

I remember nothing from it at all

You're the last person I want to hear that from.

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tc when

I've been cucked

RIIIFK

Time to get drinken

When you have more free time, maybe.

I am sorry.

never free tim it is always a fight for tim

hey noww

BUT I AM TALKING TO A FRIEND HOWS THAT WORK

YES

caps

What?

Boom boom boom 💥

were you trying to do it first
I still donot entirely trust darwing is sincere

Is true.

I'm honestly not sure.

fugg

Shut up, Canadian.

Such an enigma.

Y-Yes, sir.

What?

I went full Kyle there for a moment.

POW

Does being full of their semen really make you behave like them?

To which group of people are you referring?

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