DK games are allowed to be extremely difficult

I want a Super Mario 64 2
I don't want fucking casual trash

Dust Force?

Thanks for saying fucking nothing

Prinny, Ghosts and Ghouls Ultimate, Super Meat Boy, Castlevania Rebirth

The Donkey kong games are as hard as Rayman Legends and Origins that is not at all.

I win

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prinny:_Can_I_Really_Be_the_Hero?
Tropical freeze was released in 2014
amazon.com/Super-Meat-Boy-Ultra-PC/dp/B004NS77OM

Are you brain damaged? That would certainly explain why you find Donkey Kong extremely hard.

Yeah, you clearly didn't play Donkey kong if you think Super Meat Boy is harder.

Brain damage it is then

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Kek.

Are you the same faggot who was spamming the BotW threads?

I bet we will get a Switch rerelease of every major Wiiu game by 2018. Plat is already porting Bayo to it.

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No, I don't play open world shit.
But good job admitting you were just pulling shit out of your ass this whole thread.

Im guessing you've never seen Kamillia 2 or 3. Barely anything there is random and most of the obstacles are there plain as day. Most bosses also follow a pattern as well as there projectiles.

kamilia is everything that is wrong with i wanna be the x games (besides those terrible needle fangames which pretty much ruined the community)

But still ignoring Prinny and Ghost&Ghouls Ultimate?

I hate platformers. Maybe someone in this thread will get a kick out of it.

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You sound like you just came fresh off the boat from Reddit. Why don't you post a picture of your fedora too, faggot?

hey, thanks, user!

You're welcome. I've been leaving keys from the two current Humble Bundles in other threads. Though I had 3 left, but I actually have 5.

Every day I wonder how someone this incompetent can have a job. The hard part about DKCR was not succumbing to boredom. The levels would constantly interrupt your flow by making you stop and do stupid shit like hitting a switch or blowing at flowers. It got me so frustrated that my concentration would drop, so I would start making mistakes, so I would actually die, so I would have to do the stupid gimmicks over and over again. This sort of shit is why I wish console games had mods, you could make the game better simply by just removing stuff from it.

I guess my banklog is big enough but FUCK

Being a journalist is about knowing the right people. Going to school to be a journalist actually doesn't increase your chance of being a journalist at all. All that matters is how much cock you can suck because literally anyone who can read and write can be a journalist.

Sorry about that. Post again with your email and I'll send you The Warlock of Firetop Mountain.

I honestly just want to taste the victory of being the first to get the key, I don't even know if I would play the game with how big my backlog is

I'll share it in another thread then. I've still got 5 to give away, but two will happen at the same time because I'm pretty sure on is the game and the other is its soundtrack.

DKC Returns is in the sweet spot really. Not too easy that you breeze through, not too hard that you want to quit that shit every level. Have 100%ed both games twice and would contest that the "difficulty" (I.e exactly in line with the other DK Country games) is a plus point.

There are some exceptions (Crowded Cavern, Muncher Marathon, Furious Fire, Irate Eight, Kong Temples) but even they are only frustrating if you want to 100% the games. I can't imagine anyone struggling if they aren't going for all the puzzle pieces and kong letters.

They even put in a bunch of help features like the kong guide, new mode, and powerups across the games for people who are struggling. How is it too hard?

Well, at least you confirmed yourself to be a cuck.

I completed the three SNES games 100% when they came out, and no one I know ever called them nintendo hard. At most, it was a bitch to drop into every single pit to see if there was a secret barrel there.

Not for long

Not an argument

Now you've got the hardest.

My autism means that I will always try to go for all those KONGs even if it means near certain death. DK was already pretty hard but with that it becomes a nightmare.

i feel like they make it the right amount of difficulty to beat the levels, but crank it up when trying to 100% it, which is nice.

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Wouldn't be surprised if the breaking point for the announcement flood of Switch enhanced Wii U ports will be after they get past 13.5 million Switches sold and beat the Wii U lifetime sales.

Agreed. The game could be as difficult as you want it to be depending on if you want to use the items or not, which they added even more helpful ones to the 3DS port.
If you got stuck at a level with no alternative route on the world map to continue past it, you could use Super Kong to beat it and come back later.

Aaaaaand stopped reading there.

Tiny brain: Mario games
Normal brain: DK games
Genius brain: Yoshi games
Illumined brain: Wario games

Tiny Brain: Mario Games
Normal brain: DK games
Genius brain: Yoshi games
Illuminated Brain: Wario games
Ascended Brain: I wanna be the guy fan mods

Tiny Brain: Mario Games
Normal brain: DK games
Genius brain: Yoshi games
Illuminated Brain: Wario games
Ascended Brain: I wanna be the guy fan mods
Woke Brain: Kirby Fangames made in Game Maker

i don't know where you come from but go back

i dont know, i found those kind of easy, you just need to be persistent

Mario is the company mascott. There's always going to be a certain level of blandness that comes with that. It's why Goofy and Donald are infitely more likable than Mickey.

Play romhacks then.

For you

heh

Optional areas that crank up the difficulty but also apply cool effects to the game when beaten are the bees knees. It's a testament to the passion of the game's devs.

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I remember when I unlocked the alternate color it really annoyed me and I wanted it back the way it was.

The IWBTG fangames aren't good examples, they're made to be hard and nothing else.

⬆️Upvoting this

Mario would win

I see most wiiu games getting ports to the switch eventually, or a working decent vc for wiiu games.

Am I the only one who found it odd how much they tried to advertise how difficult Tropical Freeze was even though it's much easier then Returns?

Neither is yours, ironically.

These posts are so low energy jeb bush would be embarrassed.

Returns is only more difficult for the controls, or the lower frame rate on 3DS

Good needle games are fun you wanker

This i can get behind

No, Tropical Freeze was much more generous overall in it's design. Which is saying something since Returns was still easier then the original SNES trilogy.

Even Cave Story is harder. That was released in the last 10 years, I think.

That is 2004. How are you this young user?

The only one I remember being a bitch was Tubular. The other levels were cakewalks in comparison.

Nice America get, but I simply forgot the release date. I didn't play it until much later because I thought it was a meme game.

Cuz a nigga's life is hard!
WE WUZ from da hood!

Early Mario games were still more challenging than DKC games.

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Isn't the Wii U really easy to emulate?

Has anybody found this goddamn moon?
This is driving me nuts. I'm so fucking rustled I'm sure I'm overthinking it but I just cannot figure out what the fuck this is supposed to mean.
Nothing else in this game has given me this much fucking trouble.

I like Donkey Kong, my favorite character in the nintendo universe, but holy hell his games are gay as fuck lately.

In what way?

It's bullshit. I looked that one up. It's in donk city.

Flinthook was a fun game for what it was.

Would you?

>>>/zoo/

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They aren't even hard, they're just wrote memorization.

What are you, an elitist? Why would someone need to be good at video games to be given money to discuss video games?

I'm aware this is a shitty thread and you're a moron but this is objectively incorrect. Most people are functionally illiterate when it comes to anything but the most basic, literal interpretation of facts and sentences. Even fewer have any ability to write with correct grammar, and fewer still grasp the subtleties and connotations of different words.

Perhaps my perspective of journalism is optimistic given I knew some truly dedicated journalists when I was in school, but the new brand of "journalists" who produce most of what you'd read in a newspaper are media/communications tapeworms rather than reporters. They know how to parrot and package information, but not interpret or consider it.

But where is my porn of Goombette and Harriet together?

Nigtendrones.