ITT: Characters you love to hate

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I wouldn't be surprised after all this time that Rosh actually had autism.

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He won't stop smiling like the retarded fucking faggot he is, but damn it's nice to crash him or the game, both are surprisingly easy.

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This brat right here.

How I would love to sell her off to some Hutt willing to turn her into an underage sex slave in some backwards planets filled with aliens with huge dicks ready to rip her cunt open, I would love to hear her screams of pain

If you want porn just google it.

There's Rule34?

Of Courshe!

Time to rev up the ovens

SEETHING FUCKING HATE

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The character is greatly improved in the spanish version.

Nigger what?

You are a big guy.

This bitch.

Oy.

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You are trying too hard four your age.

You can't even hate him all that much because he fucks off for 90% of the game and then you just kick his ass like the day after he comes back.

Are you high? Why do you hate her so much?

FUCK CHAUD. FUCK THIS SMUG, PRETENTIOUS CUNT. THE REASON YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A SMUG BITCH WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO, OR EVEN THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT IT. YOU'RE ONLY GOOD AT IT BECAUSE YOU LET YOUR DADDY RUN YOUR LIFE AND ARE DESPERATE FOR HIS APPROVAL. BUT GUESS WHAT? HE'S THE ONLY CHARACTER IN THE SERIES WHO'S A BIGGER CUNT THAN YOU. WHY THE FUCK IS HE PRESSURING YOU INTO NETBATTLING INSTEAD OF TEACHING YOU TO RUN HIS MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY? HE HAS A MONOPOLY ON PET PRODUCTION AND HE'S NOT GOING TO PASS THOSE REIGNS TO HIS SON? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING? YOU COULD BE INTERNET BATMAN, BUT INSTEAD YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO YOUR 20S AND REALIZE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT RUNNING WAYNE ENTERPRISES, AND JUST KNOW ABOUT HOW TO PUNCH PEOPLE REALLY WELL. THAT IS GOING TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

FUCK TORA. YOUR NAVI IS BORING AS SHIT TO FIGHT AND HAS AN UTTERLY UNINTERESTING DESIGN. BUT YOU KNOW THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU? THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN CRASH AT MY HOUSE AND THEN HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO ASK ME TO DO PART-TIME JOBS TO MAKE MONEY FOR YOU IN EXCHANGE FOR INFORMATION THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT. BUT OOOH, IT MUST BE IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S A MAIN STORY EVENT. WRONG. THE BIG FUCKING SCOOP IS THAT CHAUD PRACTICES THE THING THAT HE'S GOOD AT FOR TEN HOURS A DAY. FUCKING SHOCKER. THE OLYMPIAN TRAINS A LOT. THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T HAVE A MAGIC BULLSHIT SUPERWEAPON NAVI LIKE ME HAS TO PRACTICE TO BE AS GOOD AS ME. WHO THE FUCK COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT? NOT YOU, APPARENTLY. BUT THAT'S NOT WORTH HATING YOU FOR ON IT'S OWN. IT'S WORTH HATING YOU BECAUSE THIS IS A PART OF THE MAIN QUEST THAT COMPLETELY STOPS EVERY FUCKING THING THAT'S ACTUALLY IMPORTANT TO THE STORY FOR HALF AN HOUR AT MINIMUM, AND PROBABLY MORE, JUST SO I CAN DO POINTLESS FUCKING ODD-JOBS TO LEARN SOMETHING THAT I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW. THERE'S DEFINITELY NO WAY THAT THIS COULD HURT REPLAY VALUE AT ALL.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.

The Mega Man Battle Network series is really good, and you should play it.

This bitch.

I just cringed so fucking hard holy shit.

Tora S-ranked Lan's mom in bed and then commanded Lan to pay him for the privilege. Truly the ultimate alpha.

He's even greatly improved in the actual game.

FUCK YOU, NIGGER, HARUKA IS PURE HONORABURU JAPANESE ELECTOPIAN HOUSEWIFE.
But seriously, I'm really glad that Tora didn't become a fixture of the series like he was shaping up to be. He was just boring as hell to interact with and would have made BN4 even worse than it was.

P5's translation is competent enough to not just inject memes everywhere. They were likely trying to find an equivalent to an Electopian Japanese-specific Internet term that didn't translate well.

This fucker.

To be fair, the Japanese version references a 2ch meme.

He was a pretty great rival, one of the best parts of 2 in my opinion

There's only two things that could redeem Killzone as a series in my eyes.

A game where you play as the Helghast

Or finally killing fuckin Rico in the first cutscene

I'm sorry, but her womb was colonized by virile Swapopolian what the fuck even is that? Cyber Greece? DNA. Lan's dad's tiny, girly Electopian microdick just can't compete.
In MMBN7 the secret villain behind everything will be Hapaman.exe

>Not raping her yourself with the dark side and your dick until her mind breaks and then mold her into a jailbait assassin
What an utter faggot.

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Cripple Chloe Did Nothing Wrong

you shut your whore marf

fuck off chole

Clementine is still best girl

I can't say I'm surprised.

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Why is dissu shittu stickied?

Oh neat

I feel grateful that we don't have a board owner as fucking shitty as their's.

Having her Wookie pal murder her while hero of the republic Carth pisses his pants and runs off is pretty satisfying.

KOTOR is the best to play for dark side since every character pisses me off

why the stick famisu?

I don't think we're in a better situation, our board owner is a literal kike.

Mark should fuck him in his ass to show Holla Forumss dominance over Holla Forums

Why is this stickied?

I'd rather have cake kike over a turkroach and a tranny any day.

Nah, we need to host a three-way team-based match between both Holla Forumss and then systematically gang-rape them. PUB with Holla Forums actually sounds like an enjoyably shitty time.

Mark knows what he's doing, he's not oblivious to his own autistic retardation, and it's funny when he fucks up. I don't know anything about Holla Forums's BO, but all I can feel is pity mixed with disgust upon seeing his face.

Why do you kikes all have these fantasies about nazis?

Because the USSR didn't make it hurt so good like Daddy Hitler did. He knew how to punish us for being the hook-nosed Whores we really are. mhmm… makes my ass pucker just thinking about it!

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Feels like such wasted potential.