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"You're such a weeab rin, listening to jp artists."

Jokes on you, I also listen to Korean artists. :^)


Meanwhile, the only things blocked in Canada are the ones where the uploader decided they don't want Canadians seeing it.

repost

Works every time.

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What are stereo pony known for?


What will you do next?
how do you make your coffee?
tell me about strange things. since i'm not really going to look into it myself.
I'm personally wayy more hype for Doctor Strange.


Devil horns?


why does it feel... soo exibitionist?

A whole lot more than just that one song.

k-pop pretty legit.

hmm... alright.

Personally, I'm not so bothered about language.

As long as the people know how to rock.

The problem is apparently the legal issues with YouTube RED. Money money money, as always.


I have to leave for school in thirty minutes. How do I make it? In a coffee pot???? Unless you mean if I add anything, in which case no I'm just drinking it black.

The show appears to be set in the eighties. Got some horror elements. Not really a kids' show, seems pretty PG-13.

Doctor Strange is a movie and has nothing to do with this.

And here I was hoping Youtube RED was just a meme.

Are you ready for school, so like uh... just generic pure plain ordinary beans ground up or something, oh right so you havent exactly watched the show yet, and can't really tell me what it's about... yeah but doesn't Doctor Strange look tottaly awesome?

whenthey say that the average western person throws like 40-50kg of food every year

that can not be true right or does it include used coffee powder and banana peels and the outer layer of onions

are there people who throw away like perfectly good rice and pasta and vegetables

I would probably struggle to reach even 1kg of thrown away food jeeze

YouTube are cancer.

yep
tottaly happens

TBH, it's better I don't work.

You have know idea how much money I spend on music when I can.

Average does not equate to all.

ikr

I imagine the bulk of that average is them counting restaurants, knowing full well how much that skews the results.

Ican not imagine a normal person throwing away food that much like it has to be just a few people that throw away almost all their food and pull the perventage for everyone else up right goddomn

those are pretty sexy yes

see

Pretty much ready.

It's Folgers Colombian if that means anything to you. I don't know what you were expecting, a frappucino? It's coffee flavored coffee, and it's hot.

I don't have high hopes for Doctor Strange, no. It's just another origin story, and probably not crafted with as much love as the other Marvel movies like Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy.

I do find it interesting how they say that 3D is almost necessary to get the full experience of the movie.

isit because they sell only tiny and large sized stuff and the tiny thing is so tiny and there is no medium and the large one is too large but the large one is cheaper than two tiny ones so people order large one and do not eat all of it like that is so sad

feeling better?

Really fucking bummed that my area does not have a 24 hour gym.


It doesn't take much to make 40-50kilos in waste food. It equates to throwing away 0.136986301 kilograms a day. Thats not that much really. But that is also taking into account those who waste more, but there are also those who waste less. Its just the average.

What do you mean?

Test, you disappoint me. But I still love you.

thatis a lot actually

Either customers not eating all of what they order, or, like.
The restaurant is expecting more customer flow, so they pull more the day before, and then it just doesn't get used.

And I imagine every restaurant has dates they have to use things by after they're pulled. The one's I've worked at do anyway.


136 grams is not a lot.

I havent really drank actual coffee so i don't have the knowledge you have.
It looks visually fantastic though... to me...
it's probably that 3D the give the screen a slight depth i think, never found that 3D to really detract me personally from enjoying movies.

On the issue of waste food. I think they ought attempt to re-use it where possible. Maybe areas that have animal husbandry could pay/or houses subsidised to provide any food waste to local animal husbandry.

It really isn't

you are bored.... of something?

yes it is

that is like almost a huge chocolate bar right into the trash every day rice and pasta does not weigh a lot so you need a lot of pasta and rice to get that it is the weight of 1-3 fruits etc

If it's hot and has been on the burner for less than 9 hours it's good enough for me.

I am far too privileged.

Later

Bye

nini

ciao

* naps peacefully *

nee nee

like I eat maybe 1kg~ of food a day ish and 136g is like 1/7th of that thrown away so throwing away 136g is a ton of food thrown away idk how anyone can do that

checku checku wan two

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being back at uni is a good feel

im going to fucking strangle rin

film it

that pic is the only footage of it you will ever see

Faggot

thats mean

so?

no...

Scarlet survived grim's basement?

It could be a fake so we don't suspect anything.

basements are really spoop

no what?

Grim is trying to sink the story. I will not suffer these lies. the next 3 chapters of Faresh prince of Daesh will be available from 10pm onwards.

Godspeed scoot

dont....

im alive !

takbir kuffur

only if you give me what I want

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what do you want

we did it reddit

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scootin nd stuff

time to get drinked

that's not all the time?

Scarlet~

deg

i was hoping you knew .///.

i dont know...

Is it still dead here?

maybe I'll tell you later

Squash

The fuck do you want?

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I want you

F-for me?

Congrats. You earned a filter for the thread.

Fuck, I thought I deleted the text from that.

I'm just gonna go hang myself now.

give what..

im gonna choke you rin

Don't do this to me ;~;

Why?

is it ever not

Eh, sometimes.
I'm not sure why it's been so dull around here lately.

Oh my...
I've never tried choking before, but I'll trust your guidance.

you've never been choked?

It's a largely american community, and a number of americans are making plans to move out of america with this election.

I've also never been hit, or cut, or bitten.

I'm an empty canvas.

Ironically we don't want Syrians here for worse reasons.

me


because I will be sad

Well Guero is here so I don't really have a use for you.

it's always boring this early anyway
community is mostly neets and they're all passed out in a puddle of cum at this point in the day


build the fucking wall

You wouldn't filter your dick?

It feels bad to know I'm one of the more productive members of this place.
Most of them are sad little people.


I'll filter your dick.

you can use me any way you want!

That would be really really...

RUDE!

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i am a sad person too
i just ain't little

not even to yourself?

YOU WHAT

You better not filter me you cunts!

Anyway. Work tiem. Later fags.
Fresh Prince of Daesh tonight!


Reee~

At least you're cute.


Art thou mad for I have styled upon thee?

With a sex drive that's basically nonfunctional, it's hard to want to.

Come back bby :^)

Oh, it's Cherub.
He's one of the Denmark posters I actually like.

starting to feel the sleepies eventhough I woke up at like 11:00

Only to you, though.
To people with normal taste I look like Shrek's friendlier cousin

Why thank you. How's it going?

if you dont have a sex drive why do you want me so badly?

You aren't a fake ass retard like a lot of people here.
That goes a long way.


Not bad. Just killing time 'till work.

Honestly? I just want to be friends.

I just like to joke about that stuff.

Thats what i've been doing all day. Its my day off and its been pretty good since i've had time to sleep longer than usual. I went to bed by 8 pm yesterday because i had an all nighter and woke up at about 7.30 am. Probably the best sleep i've had for long.

oh i thought you liked me..

:(

Man count yourself lucky you can have such blessed sleep.

Better to be a retard than a fake retard, I guess.
I just can't wait until my constant self depreciation gets on your nerves.

I like you in the capacity that I can like people that I know next to nothing about.

You seem like an interesting person.

It could have been better because i have sleep apnea but thankfully i am under treatment. But i admit i am an ass when it comes to bedtimes because i get so easily distracted on the internet.

I've had to deal with so many people who do that simply for attention. Knowing you don't do it for that makes it easy to deal with because you aren't just hamming your keys pretending to be depressed or hate yourself so people will pity you.

wow okay....

I don't know how to interpret this.

Scarlet isn't really interesting beyond the capacity they raped someone.

BUT I'M LITERALLY THE PRIME RAPE VICTIM.
I'M TOO WEAK TO ACTUALLY FIGHT ANYONE OFF, AND I'M PRESENTLY AN UNMARKED CANVAS.

*rapes u*

Now me

It's a good indicator of how fucked up some people are when *genuine* self hatred is a good thing in comparison, lmao

Yeah, but you aren't my type so...


I find people who seek hollow pity to be scum.

Its not rape if you like it.

You're better off raping Tokai

rape me

See

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Welcome home.

.///.


.//////////.


For the best, tbh.

I've been here a while now.

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Again?
But this would be like the 34th time


I would gladly rape Tokai

Yes?

dumb ho

please

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I awake again

Soto help

I said welcome home.

But words

I bet you would.

Hey, Sweety~

How's you?


I love you, nii-sama.

You really like me don't you?

How cute


I wasn't talking about raping you, I swear


Whats up?


Dutch boipussy sounds nice tbh

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I've heard swedish is even better.

do you develop tolerance for alcohol like you do with weed?

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Nah Mordin is loose as shit
Tessy is aight I guess


Answer the question or I won't give you any attention or dick


Yes, of course

haii
I am amazingly comfy from tip to toe.
and playing some ckII
I slept like two times now, et toi?


I don't feel like scrolling up so fine

yes

I prefer swedish sausage over norwegian sausage to be honest

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Lame af
I am fucking wasted rn

Post sausage.

Doesn't that just mean he can endure more the more loose he is?

I do not have any right nowww

neru, have you read any of these before?

I'm just eating, having my second cup of coffee.

Been up since before my alarms, and it actually feels good.

Yes what?


Oh yeah I forgot to ask you for pics of your panties yesterday

Lemme see your panties bro, no homo


ALREADY?

Nigga its early

third one

thanks fam

this is late for me nigga

yes i like you a lot

well the third edition not the second one

whoops, brain fart

is it any good? im looking for a good, solid book to read for my final year project, which involves agents in a game, running prolog

Sobo, you aren't getting pictures of Tokai's pantsu.

Those are for me, and me only.

I will wait for your snapchat.

I have to get an 80s themed costume togetjer.

Ideas? Anyone?

prepare to look fucking awful

Also tokai has a nice bulge

I am lol

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^W^

Good girl


Get with the times nigga

what time?

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12 pm

oh that's great! gonna do stuff today?


see

aaa it is more a general one that tries to cover a lot more than cover a single thing so it does not cover too much of prolog mainly how first order logic programming works and stuffs the prolog specific part is just 2-3 pages ish

but I found it pretty good overall

myweb.sabanciuniv.edu/rdehkharghani/files/2016/02/Prentice-Hall-Series-in-Artificial-Intelligence-Stuart-Russell-Peter-Norvig-Artificial-Intelligence_-A-Modern-Approach-Prentice-Hall-2010.pdf

liek page 337

Laundry!
And more room tidying.

And maybe some vidya and videos.

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riiin

thanks, neru

Whats up buttercup?


Nice


How boring

Just cheat on him fam
It's pretty fun coming home after cheating and smiling to your SO and saying you love them

Kit'n.

Sobo, Tokai has that thing called a "conscience," that removes any enjoyment out of cheating.

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watching oversight of the FBI on c-span roasting about clinton and comey

Plus, he might just not be interested in you.

That's also something worth consideration.

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whatchu doin?

if tokai had a conscience he wouldn't have murdered all those blacks like he says he did

I'm pretty much nocturnal now lol

At best he murdered their dicks.

Masturbating to these pics of Tok-
Just watching videos on youtube.

didnt he post memes about dead kids

where is the line exactly

what a good girl

imm just gonna shower soon and honestly slip into my bed again and watch stuff I think.

what's the last nice movie you've seen?


my love is only for one
it's not even possible

Princess Mononoke

How boring

hi moogy

to quote tokai:

i murdered their virginities and then i murdered their lives. i don't know which got me off more.

Share pics

are we advocating cheating now

oh how exciting let me know when youre date rapeable

I'm about to leave soon
maybe when I get back

No.

where are you going

I advocate cheating all the time though

black toxic urban culture needs to be destroyed though


I'll watch that, looks fun.


not to me

is there anyone in your life who can tell you to stop

Loco, to be fair, I regularly talk online about gassing Jews, baking people into cakes, and otherwise resorting to physical violence to get what I want.

That doesn't make any of it true.
Or maybe it is, who knows.

You're bound to get bored eventually
Just give it time

is ui here yet i want to keep fucking with him

what's it been
4 months I think?

Since, like, a month before my birthday.

So that seems about right.

How lucky.
Neither of us can remember so neither of us have to worry about remembering the anniversary.

june 6th is mine

Your birthday, or when you got with your SO?

the latter

for 4 years

pick a date it'll be special

I have a crush on Jennette McCurdy, because we were born on the same day.


September 24

Like.
The exact same day.

I'm reaaaaally terrible with dates so I guess that's okay.

I tried to see the date we became steam friends but i donno how that works

Soto seems like the guy that will be 35 and all of his friends are married and have kids and he'll be getting progressively alienated from more and more of them as time passes because he keeps trying to sleep with both them and their wives.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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He'll also be trying to sleep with their kids.

Shes a mud shark.

These


We're also the same age, and share a birthday.
And that's honestly all I really know about her.

You're joking yourself if you think Soto will live to 35. Me and him will both be dead of liver failure by the ripe age of 29

So does this mean you're also into black guys?

this is somehow annoying to me
so imma do everything to find that out

irreversible now

Guys my diet is horrible

I'm not really discriminant.

But not really no.


I could probably find it easily enough if y'want.

I'd guess accidental overdose for Soto over liver failure.

108 days

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That or he'll be dead in the next like two weeks from drunk driving and smashing head on into some poor family

Soto is a scumbag
In the most adorable way

Only?

Huh.

Yeah you wouldn't want to offend anyone.


gross

what are your plans

My type tends to be redheads.
With beautiful green eyes.
And light freckling.

Nnh.


"Pick a date and it'll be special."

What's special about September 24?

Those 'maters looks delicious.

Yeah, that seems likely.
I hope it's at least other Mexicans.

560 days with ikt
it's been this long?!


I mean, that is almost 4 months
right?

Oh ho ho tough crowd today


They are

I fucking love spinach and tomatoes

Is this on guys and girls?

I've always found guys with red hair look super weird.

i mean for your anniversary

and what are your plans for your anniversary

If I somehow outlive you I'll pour one out for you
lmao

dont bully soto

you're living with ikt?

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You cannot deny your scumbaggery.

yes
dutch socialist commune, we are all tovarishi

Tokai has only been friend's with ikt's dong.

about 10 days over 3.


This is exclusive to girls.

I don't really have a type for guys.


That's so far away, man.

And I tend not to like planning certain things.
I have more fun when a date develops naturally.

i've always wondered

do you have to lift him up when he wants to grab plates and things

or does he have his own little step thing like in supermarket

Dongles

crossing the atlantic doesnt happen naturally~

Would you date someone whos 5'7 ?

Would you date someone whos 6'7 ?

Who would date a 6'7" Amazonian freak of a woman?

Touche.


5'7 is okay.
I don't think I've ever met someone 6'7 in life, so I don't know.

Tokai's the first person taller than me that I've been with.

i would

Isn't Ban gay?
I don't think he'd date a woman to begin with.

you must do it tho

ban gays?

I'm testing the waters.

How tall are you?

I actually have this shit perfectly planned out

I have a pretty bad drinking habit
But my diet is pretty healthy and I watch what I eat.
I'm pretty sure I haven't died cause I try to eat food that are good for you liver (leafy greens, avocados, Grapefruit, Garlic, Ginger/Green tea, etc)


D'awwww
Thanks for standing up for me bae


I can't see images
On phone

I'd socialist worker joke but nah


and many more to come


we all share, so we gotta lift our weak

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must be hard for ikt with the weight of his donger

and his tiny hands

How can you say you live her if you wont suck her dick?

I'm posting images of an anime girl's exposed bush so it's not like it's much of a loss.

That we must.
The original plan was for Christmas, but that seems more than a bit fast.

So we'll probably play it by ear.


5'7.


Indeed.

Have you been dating midgets?

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manlets

Good

I'm eating lmao

But you aren't eating dat bush.

no jokes you catholic capitalist pig


makes me happy

shower time!

When will they learn.

Just let me eat my breakfast in peace

Go back to bitching to me about cheating or whatever

Well 4'10 is a midgets so its not far off.

Thank you for the support bae

Lenko is a manlet

oink

Enjoy your shower, loverly.


Soto, I'm going to be real with you for a moment.

If you take anything I post these days as bitching, then you are, in complete honesty, reading it wrong.

Please, kill yourself until you can get it right.


Pretty sure the smallest girl I've dated was around 5'2.

Lovely*

That kinda sounded like bitching to me tbh

Thats close.

...

No.
I meant to put loverly.


Might I refer you to the second post of


But still doesn't qualify.

Serious question.

Are pre-ripped jeans still a thing?
If so, why?

Reee

Does Smiles trim or does she have a bush?
I doubt she shaves cause Christian/Catholic girls don't really do that


Telling me to kill myself is a bit harsh, don't you think?

I don't know man, I just feel like you're always complaining about something or bitching to me about something
But that's just what Rin's do ya know?


No they aren't
They never really were a thing either

wassa madder

They're not Catholic.

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My Little Soto Can't Be This Retarded.

Did you still have your cool haircut?

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are you a skinhead

Just want to point out I got you to cave first.

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I'm suffering

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pubic hair is inconvenient as fuck tbh

arent we all

Do Neo-Nazis even have like Klan meetings but with more meth and less stylish robes?

I love it.

Pepe is a hate symbol.

...

my name is pepe

What ever the fuck she/it/they/unknown/he is


Gotta love that sass
At least it didn't sound like bitching that time

I honestly think I need to switch it up and quit asking tokai for panty pics since you get all jealous and start being all passive aggressive and start asking you for panty pics so Tokai can start bullying me

I can honestly get off to that


Define cool haircut

When I had spiky hair?
That's like the complete opposite
You just probs think its cool cause youre like 17

its nice in some ways, not in others

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Unshaven but trimmed is best for girls.


They're nondenominational Protestant.

Girly guys are icky.

but...

aka they're mentally unstable

guys that look like girls are nice, guys that act like girls need to be burned at the stake

I'm beginning to doubt my last statement.

Want daddy to fuck you again?

...

Boys are the best girls.

I'll get my toys~!

Nothing u?

Tbh, boys aren't the best girls.

They aren't even the best boys.

I said girls, not "girls".


The majority in the US are nondenominational. It simply means you don't have like Church of Christ's ban on dancing or Baptists love of baptizing everyone and their dog at birth. All denominations of Protestantism have like really weird obsessions with very specific practices and verse.

I would hope you don't like boys. You're like, pushing 40 and shit.

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what

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...

...

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who are you again

No, you're doing it wrong you're supposed to post pics of yourself in panties
Just make sure you pluck those unibrow hairs


Religion in general is just a waste of time
That boipussy game must be ridiculous if youre like all into that shit

Don't answer him, Cookie.

I'm irreligious.

This

I bet Smiles spanks Gilligan with a crucifix.

kys yourself.

filthy scum

what did i ever do to you?

Don't reply to him, Scoots.

You misjudge me if you think I'd ever let myself be degraded.

what did i ever do to you?

I really fucking hope youve cleaned up that unibrow

I commented on that shit like years ago

Don't reply to him, Kyle.


You let yourself get cucked.
It's too late.

letting yourself be spanked isn't degrading. not indulging is a sign of insecurity more like

𝓼 𝓾 𝓲 𝓬 𝓲 𝓭 𝒆 𝓲 𝓼 𝓪 𝓵 𝔀 𝓪 𝔂 𝓼 𝓪 𝓷 𝓸 𝓹 𝓽 𝓲 𝓸 𝓷

hmmm

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Nobody reply to him.

I slept with someone in person.
They sent words to someone.

Ban him

Are we talking about [REDACTED]?

Are you telling me that words aren't the same as real life?
Someone better tell Usui 'cause that kid is way out of the loop.

Me irl.

Do not talk to Sci.

I know that already.

This pleases me.

Kinda really wanna dye my hair again.

Curl up and dye.

Wow.
Savage.

YOU CAN'T CONTAIN ME

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whats happening? what did i do?

CEASE

Nobody reply to him.

Wouldn't want to.
After all.
You're like a bird.
You'll only fly away.

oh yes

Two birds on a wire.
One tries to fly away.
And the other...


I'll remove you.

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accurate

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hi eisen hows nee school year

All'a tha chitchat gonna getcha hurt

How so?

Also ignore Sci.

EISEN DO NOT REPLY TO SCI

OKAY THANK YOU


size difference

Rin pls

You should learn to take care of your hair and style it first

Then dye it

i cant wait to show you my toys

I need to get my hair refone. Brighter next time

I'm not that much larger than you, am I?

Don't change it, Scoots.
You're perfect the way you are.

dont listen to them theyre being bullies for no reason

Again, don't reply to him.

some bullying is okay


yes i'm very smol
do you not remember

Soto, don't talk.

Just.
Keep your hands still, your mouth shut, and stand there and look pretty.

does that count
i do apologize

do you really think that

Only, like.
If the bully knows how to do it right.

Which very few people here do.

I remember. I thought you grew though.
Also don't acknowledge him at all.

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cup is master bully


like not at all
and probably won't

won't grow, that is

Just means my dick will seem bigger in comparison.

these guys def dont know how to do it right
ive been bullied for months and i still havent cum

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Don't reply to him, Rin.

down, boy

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eisen post your boypussy

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you can't afford it

I can afford it.

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there is like literally no demand to necessitate a cost

One day we need to hang again.

I will give you 2 monies if you don't show George.

are you gay or no? i think no

Don't reply to him.

you need to stop interfering

you know that's false


that could be arranged
but not anytime soon
i'm pretty busy

I can afford to.


I am way too far right now.

i am the only demand

as if


that too

There's really very little reason to, in this instance.

He's only reiterating something that I literally just said in the post he's responding to.


The sad part is, you easily could have gotten something out of me by now if you only did this more.

I also demand it.
I have no established a market and will pay to monopolize.


As long as you do not respond to him.

youre losing my interest.

furries made thread all weird again...

Nobody reply to him.

tragic

did u at least smile

Don't reply to him still.

𝓼 𝓾 𝓲 𝓬 𝓲 𝓭 𝒆 𝓲 𝓼 𝓪 𝓵 𝔀 𝓪 𝔂 𝓼 𝓪 𝓷 𝓸 𝓹 𝓽 𝓲 𝓸 𝓷

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what the fuck

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what do you want

Don't reply to him.

.

The image relates to your post.

So, why are... "we" outright ignoring Sci now?

okay?

I'm off to work.

Nobody reply to the pedo.

Because he's a pedo.

great community we got here

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I think its okay. Why else would i post here?

Oh so you're saying you find me attractive?
You just find my personality deplorable?

That's pretty cute

youtube.com/watch?v=FLzLnerwm70

Just spent a good two pressure washing, the back porch was just disgusting since I've moved in here. Glad to see it nice and clean now. Now, I just need to wash out the old ass grill and the brick on the fireplace.

Zehgess spent two pressure washing his deck.
He's got a nice deck.

We should all have a good time on Zehgess's deck.

Didn't realize there was a new thread ;_;

My deck is also currently compromised