...SFW safe friendly calm thread
...SFW safe friendly calm thread
5cms is overrated
if it's partly satire it gives off the impression of insecurity regarding whatever the topic is. the layer of sincerity is there however to be bare is too risky. imo.
guessing games are a waste of my time
i piss on christ
hailey/rapist that fucked ghostie
z/female to male tranny
mika/shota boy that i plowed a few times
and an actual girl that was an alcoholic(also plowed)
besides them a ton of trannies and shit visited.
fuck off satan
30 of what?
i'm missing a few
this is my board
NOT ANYMORE IT ISN'T. i HAVE CONTROL.
seconds per centimeter
was mika the one with ache
I would ask you who seems better from it buuut I rather not put you on the spot when people are so quick to lose it, so change of subject any thing you're looking forward to?
cute catgirl ^ ^
yes. when he turned 18 I fucked him twice and he had some drama and never came around again.
He had a tight butthole
Not really sure, minus Re:Zero and Berserk S2
what is it used for?
he looked good in a skirt
people generally do
that babyface must be terrifying coming onto you when you're in a drunk stupor
itis pretty overrated in my opinion
still have to check out that re zero show, does it really seem so good? I've yet to hear a large amount of bad things about it barring /a/ whining about it being mentioned a ton
tell me why?
*hufs gently* please?~
re:zero is for when you just want your feelings to be tossed through the wash
I like shota boys, don't judge me
not judging you for that
I'm not a pedo! I just waited for the day a kid turned 18 to fuck him after pent up sexual frustration towards him!
itjust feeels that way is hard to say why specificlslyl
It 3was pretty natural as we slept in the same bed with another tranny.
I woke up with a boner and the rest just flowed.
Probably the best anime I've seen this year, although Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi is a heavy contender.
Thanks goes to Subtle for recommending.
is there anything you can tell me?
psych sends me to the ER because I can barely walk
Uuuugh can I just go home already
i think ive settled with hatred
who said scoots op was spam
Stay away from me pedo, I'm an adult
every scoots post is spam
oh have I got a surprise for you.....
im also not a pedo.
coming from you
what's the point of a show that doesn't even make you feel suspense let alone anything else
I'd be thanking cups for it but it seems a few say so, can't wait to get into it
I honestly fap to 3d asian porn more so then hentai
You can't go around lusting over children and claim you're not a pedo
I havent fapped to loli in over a month
what did you expect when you overdosed on them
its huge suspense
but its also everything else too
you will be very upset
multiple times through the series
how old are you
name one child i've "lusted" over.
23 24 soon
in the words of this image, this is fine lol
Ah, yes, Cups and their Beatrice folder.
It's an emotional rollercoaster, but a very great one.
This has been going on 2 days before the PERFECTLY SAFE amount of xanax I took
It's like you guys thrive on being retarded
tranny house is just filled with rational and lovable people
It's like you guys thrive on being retarded
COMING FROM YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
i need to chill
wouldn't want it any other way
really makes you think
"I like shota boys, don't judge me"
- you, 13 minutes ago
it invokes emotions
but those are different
what tranny house?
I live in my own house.
There is no tranny house
he looked like a shota and was of age to consent.
it's like someone liking petite porn. Doesn't make me a criminal, and neither does jerking off to loli even though I rarely do. I honestly do like the art though.
Pretty much, but be prepared for all them feels.
I rarely jerk off in general. at most once a week or once every two weeks
it is more of an idea
like your god
or the nwo
Being attracted to kids isn't itself a crime
It just makes you a pedo
(it's not a girl)
keep bashing my beliefs and remain a bigot while posting satanic images. I won't judge you though because I am accepting that people are different and I also don;t judge others.
a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions.
I'm not attracted to kids in any way. Stop making assumptions.
your words wound me
Ay, what you think of season 3?
Have fun with your attraction to petite young men
I literally just wanted to tease you for saying controversial things
Now I'm gonna cry
I prefer wom4en. Stop making assumptions
Well have fun with your sex life god damn you are no fun
it was great
what did you think
your pitiful christ wont save you from my cyberbullying
I don't feel like ive lost in any way.
I feel above you I guess.
Gonna be stuck in the ER for hours while they run tests oh God damnit
implying catboys aren't as cute as cat girls
They are both kawaii
I wish episode 11 had more umph to it, but overall it sets up a lot of stuff to happen in season 4. Also wish it had more character development and more people from season 2 like St.Clair or best owl. Season 2 is still my favorite overall..
typical christian then
nothing more to really do with st.clair
but yeah i suppose season 2 is better
memes what even are they
I will strap in on the magic feel bus
That doesn't mean I don't care, and I would be willing to help you return to the truth, but it would take your own learning/realization without forced anything to realize the path you are on is wrong.
Is nezi as cute as a catboy?
she looks pretty :)
post moar pls
I liked how everything went to shit in season 2 and episode 11 was just a killer.
nigga you don't know the queen of smugimon?
nezi is kawaii, yes.
let me share my feelings you faggot
are you for real
youre back suddenly
True, I worked 60 hours a week this summer and just never really had time and classes started getting serious as well.
Is anything real?
And fucking some niggidy Wiggins next door is going bonkers
what are you gaaaaaay? who has feelings :^)
you know she was my second choice for posting right? like two months of posting her lol I think you even asked this same question the image should make it obvious
i thought we were over your episode
no im fat and ugly
often in quick succession
If only, I was a server at a Japanese restaurant. 10hrs a day 6 days a week.
when does the cycle hit lewd though?
im so sorry
is that an offer
It wasn't too bad and I made good money, almost enough to pay for my apartment for the year.
Hey best friend bardy.
get new ones of her~
well im not sorry for you then
Hi Ui I am getting ready to play rockband with my best friend when he gets here whats up with you?
watching that zero anime and shitposting
Hey Ui, how are you?
I love this.
Learned more about Sushi than I've ever wanted to and only one creepy old man hit on me the whole time I worked there.
ohayou tony-san ^^
hows it hangin tonight?
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
very really lol
that must have been an odd change of pace for you
tell me about it
The song name is in the filename, too bad the start is very slow on it.
Kinda weirdly. Hbu?
oh wow she's beutiful! *o*
saved to my collection! ♥
gud, anime and chill.
What a weeeb
there is far too much to say truly
good enough! weird how though?
only a maybe
fleetwood make : say you love me
bae: I cant
fleetwood mac: Tell me Lies
Just a mixture of diffrent feelings.
stratting to get really sleepy
You should stay up and keep posting.
I hate all of you so much.
Mind you, despite what you believe I don't hate you because you're cancerous cringey fucks, not at all.
I hate you because I envy you.
This setting, the setting of a thread let alone a whole board based on such a cancerous thing.
For you it's like normal, it isn't cancerous, it isn't unbearable, you even seem to enjoy yourself.
It's like watching creatures function in a mist of acid, while everyone else would surrender and suffer in it you all seem unaffected.
And I hate you.
I cannot enjoy this form of escapism, I cannot deal with this type of filth, this type of cancer, like a dog with a collar I'm shackled to have standards, shackled to be alone.
I hate you all with such a strength I am chocking on it.
tfw nobody invites you over for anime and chill
-boops your nose as punishment-
nazi wanna fuck?
I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
doesn't think his home is unbearable
put an iv in me and leave me alone for an hour
you'll find out sometime probably
oh wew hope it settles some
none of that
nooo it might be tricky
x means yes
Time for a true display of skill.
anime and chill***
not at all!
boops are silly
do you want to anime and chill and fuck your ass
calm down bwaka :3
you know it bae
napping is my skill my ultimate talent I even declined an invite to hopes peak
I hope your days and naps are comfy too
how may i reduce your hesitation
A true master of your craft.
dont fall subject to baphomet and the sinful ways of sebastian.
i wanna fuck clockwork too
with my big fat cock
Ha, you probably only have a slightly above average slightly more girthier than most cock.
*pets with lots of lufs and cute neru*
*hufs tight aand brushes your teeths* ♥
your perception is skewed for obvious reasons
dont challenge my dominance ill fucking ban you
Iwas actually brushing tooth right now
Aw, I have to tell you about the most recent bind I've gotten myself in.
im eager to hear it
don't listen to him, he's literally satan. He also wont ban you
im sure your god will love you regardless of how many young boys you rape
hanako's pretty close tho
I hear roofies are pretty effective
I finsihed tootbhrush I will bed nanas
but id rather you be awake so i can feel you squirm
I only have1young boy on my list.
jesus forgives all sins, it's why he died on the cross for me. All I have to do is believe he did this for me and repent.
I also have never fucked anyone under age except my ex girlfriend which was consensual and both parties parents knew.
leave christianity alone...
he died in a vain attempt by the romans to end his shitty little cult.
your family will burn in hell with you
just like baphomet to lie about everything.
Well, you, my son.
Moogs stop. You're making ui crazy.
you'll lap up my spit like a dog when youre thirsting in the fires of hell
youre not my father
I won't be going there heathen
religion is serious not for roleplaying
By the time I get through with you, you'll think I am.
o-oh my .///.
your god doesnt love you
that was too close to home
im your god now
I'm sorry, moogs.
Romans 8:37-39 No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord.
you preach from a book of hatred and lies. your god sits in a puddle of his own piss knowing his own creations have surpassed him
you think it is hatred because you are literally satan incarnate. Satan is the father of all lies.
"You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him Whenever he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Doesn't make me feel better.
thats john 8:44
Just like satan to know the bible better then anyone else.
Stop watching me.
how was your day
and i will rejoice as the words are burned with the rest of you freaks
i drawed this
WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT POCKETPUSSY NEZI RUN OFF TO
What I do with my man is my own personal business and you shouldn't be peeping.
great, just like any other day.
keep lying, but I see through it all.
oh yes you are such a discriminated bunch huh
yea sure i agree with that
so what are u saying?
Stop watching me.
how am i watching u
the path to enlightenment is small. The path to damnation is wide open. ofc it isn't easy to see
With your eyes
I am honestly disgusted that I like a band called Thank You Scientist
I am also disgusted by your musical tastes.
are u trying to rp right now
I'm a roleplayer
again everyone is wrong but you
you are all so special for seeing what everyone else is too stupid to see
I bet you said that having never listened to a single song by aforementioned band
crap i dont know how to do that
give me lessons
I never said anyone else is wrong, but you sure do like to put words in peoples mouths satan.
I believe all religion has something to take from.
no that's just weird
Because.. it's so disgusting.
you are changing the narrative
you wont be fun to play with at this rate
you'll have to be punished then
why would u want to make me feel bad colbert
Okay, bring in your harem.
I'm disgusted by everything you do
start dating already
I don't pretend to be god unlike yourself.
I Don't even feel worthy of his forgiveness.
I am not playing with you either.
work at inbound call center as line supervisor
it be requested of me to field a client call directed to supervisor for resolution
client escalated, using profanity, was abusive to prior agent
feeling for the agent as they clearly did nothing wrong
answer call "hi my name is ____ with whom do i have the pleasure of speaking"
DONT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY DIDNT THAT WORTHLESS AGENT RELAY MY INFO
"yes maam" as i amattempting to bring up you account as a formal....""
client then cuts me off
DO NOT CALL ME MAAM I AM DOCTOR __ __
"i apologize doctor __ as I do need to verif...."
client cuts me off again
STOP APOLOGIZING (EXPLATIVE DELETED) I DONT NEED YOU APOLOGY I NEED RESULTS
"okay doctor _ let me see what i can do for you, i see youve been experiencing some service issues, what seems to be the problem?"
MY PROBLEM IS YOU INCOMPETENT STAFF AND CLEARLY YOUR OWN INEPTITUDE AT RESOLVING MY PROBLEM
this time i skip the formality "ok (first name) lets get through this, bear in mind based on your tone i am forsed to notify you that at this time should you nt calm yourself I will release the call. now.... since we have honored you position in life considering im not in your office at the moment (use first name again)...you can now call me "Mr. (last name). Will you be collecting yourself or will I be releasing this call?"
she flies off into a tyraid of profanity unbecoming of a person of her stature and as shes losing it i speak up " remember regardless of your position in life my services will always be the same, it does not matter your title with me"
she clams up
"ok, shall we get started then?"
"at this time i am forced to release the call, thank you for calling and have wonderful day"
i dont think i have one....
I'm already dating squash tho
u two were made for each other
Oh......I can't teach you anything then...
maybe~ with a less lewd img pls ;~;
could you be my harem? i'll be in yours too so we're even
Are you sure?
but you fail to wrap your stupid little head around this
i am a better god than your failure pussy god could ever hope to be
you wont be accepted into heaven
you are destined to suck the bitter semen off of the demons you try to shame
So who out of you pussies is going to give me my B-day beating?
Yes, this thing you've never had any contact with in any way is just horrifying
Because you were home.
really wanted to play bioshock remastered tonight
stuck in the ER because my kidneys ate fucked for some reason
Fug Muh shiddup
Oh I saw it on Skype. I can get the paddle.
Is this supposed to scare me?
i've been to hell and I won't be going back there.
Clearly you feel threatened by someone who speaks truth at you and you feel the need to compensate for it.
LoL guys watch me od on xanax or whatever
LoL y am I in the ER?
yeah im sure
but ODing on xanax is safe.
I didn't even think my Skype was still active.
No, I need beat.
Pretty sure ODing on anything is bad.
i wont hit you
you can ingest over 1500mf of xanax without dying
Look what you did.
some people have reported taking up to 2000 mg of Xanax and have experienced only minor toxicity. At more than 1000 times the normal daily dose, this medication is incredibly safe and very difficult to overdose on when taken alone.
Otherwise I'll be sad.
I'm sure the failing liver is not connected at all.
Then again considering how much they won't shut up about how much drugs they do I wouldn't be surprised if this was an in development thing.
last night takes 5 times the recommended dosage
tonight in the er for issues resulting from over dosage
these things are not related at all
ave satanas right now
i am afraid of nothing. i have the power to trample the remnants of christianity that is left in this world. filled with his essence it runs through my veins, my soul, my mind, and my entire being. i trample on the cross... i spit upon the book of lies... I desecrate the virgin whore and forever stand proud against the abrahamic ‘god’ i blaspheme his holy spirit and laugh at his suffering and inspire those in shackles to break free from his tyrant ways
it will leave marks
It's the unnactive account.
I used to take 6 MG Dailey, 5 ain't ahit
The what account?
Thw only way to OD on xanax is if it wasn't actually prescribed and it was a fake analogue like fentanl or deschloretiz or etizolam.
You can try to argue this to me, but i'm a drug expert.
Ah. I don't check either lately.
lol... wanna snort benzos with me as it will totally cross the blood-brain barrier before reaching the bloodstream... i know this because the internet told me it gives a better high
*hugs warmly and freindly*
*hits you with the force of a feather*
Ui is the dealer, I'd trust him
*i slide the blade across my tongue
it's ready now
but where to start
Only if you strangle me when we do it so I can get off.
oh, im sorry Dr. Lolicon...
Beat me like I'm an Irish man's wife.
STOP IT LUKA
I work on erowid and dancesafe.
I don't deal drugs
fine, but im taking the last can of ravioli after...
hurry up jesus christ
how do u know that?
if only jesus could teach you to be a man
*cuts your tail off
...beautiful, couldnt ask for a better reaction
why are they in the hospital if they cant OD on xanax
totaly randumb lol
but i'm a drug expert.
I was constantly under the influence, ergo I'm an expert. Like every weight lifter is an expert on kinesiology.
aww man, I bought that for like $20 on amazon :\
why'd you break my tail, ughh
you have to learn now call me your god
I know why
its cause they nearly OD'd on LIFE
TOO MUCH SWAG
bitch didn't even add me on league
it was obvious karma was gonna send her to the hospital after
You just couldn't keep it in your pants could you!?!
you will never get gubbermint bucks to blow on ravioli and drugs to OD on
Time to become a tranny.
where'd your pants go
"Offer a nonjudgmental first-point of contact to risky or challenging situations;
Offer drug checking services to prevent overdose and death; and
Work with promoters and local stakeholders to advocate for safety first approaches."
WE'LL HELP MAKE SURE RETARDS DONT DIE FROM SPIKED DRUGS AT EDM CONCERTS
correction... no bux for the pasta, it was stolen.
you will never be a transgender theifin pillhead
You already have an infinite supply of meth so
post more undyne
Why would you want to play with them?
They probably would just play Teemo and make shroom jokes and snort codine in the river bush.
I won't need them where i'm going.
Time to hold up a food pantry from Chef Boyardee.
My lap pales in comparison to your crack mountain.
good news is tho... if the doc is smart. theyll take er off the pills because of the obvious abuse problem...
what if they were fun to play with instead
she knows how to abuse the system
docs want to get paid so they will write prescrips
and if they DO take er off.. she'll get so desperate for a fix during withdrawal shes more likely to start turning tricks for smack...
i know, i know.. pronouns
no, I said that's weird
Retardation is gender neutral.
no it fucking isnt
I don't know where you get this from
inb4 i receive fellatio from transgender because i can acquire 20 bucks street value worth blackmarket benzos
eyyy gurl i got what you neeeeed
did you have your cake?
TFW you know people who cook meth and actually are friends with their kid and could probably get some for free if you asked
5 for you sugarpop... friend prices and shit
I am eating some now.
I don't know where you get yours from.
I still need to try shrooms/lsd
I'll do shrooms with guero if we're ever friends again
I traditionally get this $40-$60 chocolate blackout cake
god it's so rich
maaaan i got these cheeseburgers maaan
you gotta eat em
ill suck your dick maaan
hey shrooms are fun... do em with a friend on a trampoline. shits so cash
My step mom got me a little tiny cake. She was very kind.
Kind of want a burger now.
And some dick.
costs me a dollar for 2mg scam artist
that girl on the right looks cute
I'll end up flying off and cracking my neck
pics? (if its still there)
It is gone.
I KNOW RIGHT!
hey whoa take it easy... i got supply, shipping prices, dock bribe fees. gotta handle inflation bro. its dog eat dog out there
or just lay on that thing and watch the stars...
Yo add me on Steam
it depends on mood and trustworthiness
If I did em with you I'd be hella nervous, I'd probably go full Ian and run off
i do have that effect on the ladies
My lab pales in comparison to your crack mountain.
I don't know where you get this from
You already have an infinite supply of meth so
I don't know where you get yours from.
What you don't like poh?
WHAT THE FUCK??
it's weird to me because I don't participate or care about religion
just make me call you daddy or something
cheer up love
shit if i know.. its not a thing. buttfox needed they own board thing for attenshunhoran
Sci gets banned from /lewd/
Crawls to BF's board
I'm not surprised.
eh...Pohr is. ok
fine do that
Pretty much just BadFox talking to Blood-chan and Kermit and a couple of faggots that must not realize that our board exists.
Ui stay there
i was already posting there
i think most of lewd either likes me or has no opinion
I was talking about this notion that i do crack
Was this intentional?
gonna jerk off wish me luck
Don't link me, pedophile.
Fuck off pedofox
Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty ass board
Daww~ *hugs warmly and accepting*
Nah, we're just on the same wavelength as usual.
That's Grim, you moron.
I was saying the same about the notion that I've done anything harder than smoking pot in high school since a friend's older brother was a dealer.
I'm white ergo I must do meth.
You're black ergo you must do crack.
Fuck if I know the logic.
Shes pretty great
black cat is neko?
here I thought it was boo in disguise
WE memed Boo the fuck out of here.
This is getting way too gay.
I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.
Because why not?
black cat is ill omen
Colbs and Neko are gonna commit so black on white hate crimes on Steam.
this does nothing to me
You are the reason there's interurban violence in Chicago.
Clearly, a man that's ever only once been to Chicago and has virtually no connections to that city ruined it
LUKE YOU FUCK
what if colbear ends up being the guy I talk to when I make an insurance claim
I wonder if he'll have my back
do u ever talk to bc ?
YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS.
you feeling better now?
people are playing video games with me!
I found an image of scoots for you
going to bed kids, nite nite
im not a kid
please do it
I can't tell you that
Black people are more prone to smoking weed than crack though
I'm not going to cyber you faggot
stay happy :)
so whatcha wanna do now
cum inside you
It's still the 80s and black people are fighting over crack rocks.
I thought Boo was a cutie.
Post your ass.
who are u
Don't respond to that guy, Zeg.
so is he one of your furry friends?
Don't link me, pedophile.
Is he Fool jr. ?
i love black women
Wasn't Zeghess the kind of mildly annoying guy that just spammed/dumped wallpapers for years?
I found one in my store the other day
He's the board pedo autist.
Zeghess is pure
a round of slow claps
im actually not a pedophile
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