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YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO FLY, YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO OWN A MEME Edition

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Bonus points if you know what that's from.

Bonus points for FAGGOTRY

eeesss dat towhoe?

The full version of this is great

really worth a listen

Nope.

Origin: Spirits of the Past

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THIS ISNT MY FINAL FORM

IT'S TOO BAD FLAC ISN'T MAINSTREAM

My music folder likes to beg otherwise. :^)

Actually, that's a lie. It's only half FLAC.

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Not available

I cbf to scour the internet for CD rips of obscure toho music so I just rip the 256k 44.1khz mp3 from the youtube audio stream, it's pretty pristine

Flac or obscenely high bit rate MP3 anyway.

I think a couple albums are even in WAV.

I also have at least 3 album virtual disks while still having the individual files, because I just can't be hipster enough.


It's just Chouwa Oto With Reflections.


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0 more seconds on google if you wanna use a .cue.

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The neets should be awake by now, where they at

Its hard to do that with 150+ Toho tracks
unless you wanna prove me wrong, I'd be glad to send you some track titles to see if it's possible with your magic flac finding fingers

FFS GRIM

good morning

Obscenely high bitrate mp3 also suffices.

I still need to update this folder.

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I don't have a single FLAC.

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I don't like my audio sounding like shit when I've spent more than I'll say on my audio setup.

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Pretty.

But that's wrong tho?

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I think the next biggest folder is Dark Wave and derivatives.

Because apparently I'm a goth, guys.

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Fuck off Rin
You are not EMO enough

i have like a grand in the bank just sitting there

i haven't decided what it's for yet

maybe i'll buy another jetski

Dedicated Soundcard with headphone amp and custom op-amps: $200

2.1 Klipsch Promedia system: $210

V-Moda M100 Headphones with boompro microphone and extra cushioned memory froam earpads: $350

Grand total: $720

Hearing Ranko's beautiful voice loud enough to rattle your windows: Priceless

invest it dude

Easy there Khaledius

320kbps is not bad at all, sure not the best, but it's not shit and it's much lighter.
If you have the hardware it's reasonable, otherwise FLAC is still a meme from the future with terrible device compatibility.

On point fam .

spend my money on more money?

intriguing

Thinking of using my ISA money to buy a macbook, new yeti mic, some midis and begin my music career proper.

Fucking die, emo and goth are separate subcultures.


???

Not on any modern devices I've ever had the misfortune of using.

oh i found some bonds the other day for like 250gbp

i'm mint

I straddle both. So git gud you fucking normie.

Why would you want to?

spend money on more money, money will grow over time, win at life


it's a trap.
Wait for black friday and get an ultrabook, I saved about a thousand recently on a fully juiced up one, total cost ~$820 with tax

antiglare screen, i7 3.2Ghz, 8gb ram, 256gb ssd
comes with fingerprint sensor

My life is suffering.

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you can get a thinkpad with that for maybe like 300 off ebay

Maybe I should remind myself that my android 2.1 is outdated by now now.
But even in a modern phone, if I have a 32 gigs SD card I will struggle to fit in my favourite albums there, FLAC would only make it harder without the quality being worth it.

Oh nice. I better note that down actually to look out for. I mean, for really I could do with a new laptop as I was trying to service my current lappy last night and fucking hell shit is slow, hence why I stopped the story. Which is to be continued.
But I could do with a second machine.
Plus I am gonna need to pester erin sometime soon about programs etc etc

fuck i have antiglare screen 2.5ghz i5 with 8gb ram and 256gb SSD and it cost me like 250 euros altogether

you got scammed

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Actually i have 10 rams

so i'm better than you

I actually have an unironic appreciation for goth fashion.

12

12 gigs of rams

no kidding

Grim, we've upset the poorfags.

Wow, aren't you something special. You fucking worm.

I'm jealous of you first world folks

*bathes in money*

Of what specifically?

I guess that's a major difference.
I take specific songs when I'm putting music on my phone, instead of just cramming entire albums on it.

Like, I barely have 100 songs, and I don't think I'd want any other ones on it.


Cool your jets.
Do you want some cheese with your whine?

???


Erin is homeless now.

I think loco is trolling


it's an ultrabook mane

youre kinda doing it wrong fam

wut? since when?

Wait.
Is she legit homeless?

Is this a meme?

Why would you want anything else, tbh.

Want some fucking norm with your E


they got an apartment yesterday

you could not be a dumbass and know that buying business grade new unless you need that customer support for your business is retarded

The ability to afford items because of their cheap prices relative to the buying power of your currency. E.g. You could buy certain items since they are considered to be affordable relative to your wages/living conditions

what are you having trouble with

dont do that, ever

Sure.


I wouldn't know.
I don't get customer service anyway.

I am just busting yo chops fam

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I don't buy laptops used ever
just a personal thing

there arent any used ones for sale anyway


phew, good thing too

being homeless in the winter must be hell


what I wanted was a good capacity SSD, 8gigs of ram, and something ultralight

and new with warranty ofc

so I found the one I bought

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I know.

honey shall we buy this aged oak 2m table to eat our dinners on?

no, it's used. get the ikea chipboard.

much better, though the s models tend to come with low power chips in them


suit yourself, but if all you need is a workhorse to do paperwork and web browsing on a used thinkpad is kind of the best bang for buck you can get 9 times out of 10.


just ask in the /g/ sqt next time, or in the Holla Forums buying advice thread, lest you waste your money

Really wish loco would go back to spain so he doesnt have internet and I dont have to look at his bullshit.


Especially in scotland

I don't understand what's wrong with wanting a warranty?
if something goes wrong you want to be covered, no?

warranty isnt worth shit if the laptop isnt shit, good electronics last decades with proper care

I WANT DISSSS

3.3GHz Processor
2TB Storage

3.3GHz quad-core Intel Core i5 processor
Turbo Boost up to 3.9GHz
8GB (two 4GB) memory, configurable up to 32GB
2TB Fusion Drive1
AMD Radeon R9 M395 with 2GB video memory
Retina 5K 5120x2880 P3 display

ONLY £1,900

used model with warranty

things that are good are made to last. furniture, instruments, lenovo laptops. buying new is basically a scam.

i spilled a glass of water on my thinkpad the other day

it's right as rain

Wanna trade?

yeah they have drainage ports on the KB, that's insane though


you never know when you have a shitty capacitor or two in your mobo that's just waiting to fail
better safe than sorry, also those scuffmarks on the used one
holy shit

The only real complaints I have is when people are like "I bought you a [keyboard/mouse]! :D"

Those are too personal, and only one person I know knows what I like from my keyboard and mouse.


In case you're retarded.
I build my computers.

this is why we have amazon wishlists

Lol.

that sounds like a decent rig, how bigs the water cooler for it?


well then, what you do is you buy a device that isnt made with shitty chinese or taiwanese caps


and yet youre still making dumb decisions. theres no shortage of idiots on /g/ and Holla Forums who think their decision to get an i7 over the exact same chip with i5 branding is a smart one, being able to do simple computer tasks doesnt mean you know good value from bad value.

Nah. Though there was a time when I was looking at becoming an overseas filipino worker, preferably in US, Canada, Straya, or Japan.

can't win

Wow, I really need to clean my case.


???

THE STICKERS ARE LIKE RACING STRIPES.
THEY MAKE IT GO FASTER.

I regret buying an asrock mobo when I did my first build

why do you want to switch tho?

im dead


isopropyl

This computer's a few years old.

I got the ASRock mobo at the suggestion of someone who actually cares enough to follow the tech development scene.


Yeah, I know.

is there any particular reason you got a gaming laptop when you have a sensible desktop?

What?

its a mac

butt

Playing a healer wasnt so bad. Maybe I should elarn to be healer more.

Slut.

Sometimes I like to pretend I will ever find love. The rest of the time I search LiveJournal for shit like this to post.

sometimes i like to pretend i can get a boner without having something inside of me

ayyyyy

EZ

also the defending attorney was sexy, intelligent, and had a great personality. I was captivated :x

people are manipulative

A real puff

BOOOOOIIIII

whats his name?

Wow, that's Hella gay.

not really. i just have girls finger my mouth.

Dis-gus-ting.

sean gibbons I think

couldn't find his profile anywhere online though

he had a beard, nice suit on, and nice combed hair

ace attorney

low end asrocks are poop

You ever have one of those really light headed stretches where you practically have to bend 180 degrees to feel it?

Did anyone here frequent the Threads About Nothing?

Probably.

yeah

they were awful

MY LIFE IS RUINED

fuck me in the ass

What did you post as? Can you remember the avatars of anyone else?

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in 2012/2013 I was probably posting pinkie pie

you posted rocket raccoon right and your brother posted pokemon or something

Oh, right. What about the remembering part though.


I can remember that by myself!

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it was hal saying 'k' like every other minute and whoever felt like mixing in from the Holla Forumsgfurs/ponies or something

Yes yes thank you.

Holy shit. I need to stop over sleeping.

Jesus fucking Christ I'm pathetic.

Amy. there there

squash ur lazy

I'm not lazy. Work just makes me super tired.

saem fam

So what have I missed while I was asleep?

its okay

From now on I use capital letters and correct punctuation.

This is the sort of shit I expect from turbo-aspies. I wanted to be better than this.

You missed me have a break down and causing drama

It's not. It's sad.

What did you do?
I was only gone a few hours.

eh its okay. happens to the best of us. imma have to shank a hoe for being a manip slut soon

I told noone to leave and they proceeded to do nothing man

life is sad

The absolute horrors.


I don't know man. We have pizza in this world.
Can't be THAT sad.

the biggest horror ever

Should just be shanking hoes anyway to be honest.


Yes, I suppose it is.

HI AMY!!!

HI MOOGY!!!

HI SCOOTADOOTS!!!

HI SQUASHEMS!!!

So what now?

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nah theyre being a doucher. not worth the effort really


ojaio

im not in a pizza mood

youll be okay tho

SQUASH

Y

Elma. How's tricks~?

Hi, butternut.

I am. Like holy shit.


?


Hello, Amy.

disgusting

Get good, get rekt :p


Scoots, I finally watched Zootopia and it was great. I cried a couple times lol


They're.. treaty? I'm not a prostitute x_x

I wonfer where the line between pushing it and brushing against it saying "ooh, look how risque I'm being" is.

I am a godless being.


I am the best.

how's tricks?
phrase of trick
1.
informal
used as a friendly greeting.

god is gay

How're things?

Oh.


That's not a word here :( Gomen.

It's going, what's up with you?

Holy shit. I don't want to click all this.


You're pretty gay.


Not bad. Just working every day as always.

Awwe, happy birthday. How old are you now?

Having a little fun with a stranger on a shitty free dating site.


Sounds like the least fun thing ever in the history of boredom.

squash, i...


yeah man its super endearing, i love bunny wabbit woo might watch later
what up?

how

22. All the birthdays that matter are done with.


I enjoy it somewhat.


*blush*


I can go get last nights logs.

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hm

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Oh, neato. Which site~?


Not much, man. I just got up a little while ago^^


25 you get to rent vehicles.

I own a car though.

I kind of want to save up for a trailer. Like an RV.

couldve been faked

whats the pan squash fam?


bakafest?

That could be cool. Never stayed in one of those, is it nice?

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Happy birthday Squash.
I prepared myself a bowl of strawberries to celebrate.

The what?


The ones I've been in were.

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I am not Squash

Killing myself.

Nice linking there.

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brb store I got morning-after munchies x_x

why hello there, cutie~

nasty

Sorry.

You are nasty.


Now you have to wait a whole year to do it right.

That is okay. Kyle does not deserve the happy birthdays.

Oh. But why?


Plenty of Fish. I can't stop making fish based puns.

Pfft, the thread doesn't count silly. If it did I'd be in love with like 30 people.

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Well if you don't want it then I take it back. I'll just keep eating my strawberries.


Yeah.

I heavily dislike you all

Work is one of teh few places I can be social.


There there.


No, wait.


Ok, Boo.

Happy Birthday Squash. I would have got you a present but I didn't.

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What?

I know the feeling, to an extent.

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oh...

Do you need cuddled?


I just wanted you to wait.


I'll give you my extent.

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:P

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wot

Can't you just teach me to flirt less intensely instead?

But flirting is something I do non stop.

squash is a pestererer

Teach us how to stop anyway.

Well okay sure but if I don't dial it back soon either the gril I'm chatting up online or myself or both are at risk of developing feels.

No idea what that is.


Pass.

Tell her you fuck dogs.
But casually.

Squash I could write you a birthday card or something if you want but I think it has to wait until I wake up later.

:3 its nice i guess

No I don't want to kill momentum altogether what the Hell is wrong with you?

ooh, I'm on okcupid

;_;

I'm not big on birthday related things.

Thank you though.


Probably that I fuck dogs.


Now dance.

Nobody is for some reason.

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Should just ky myself to be honest.

*It's not that weird her name has princess in it.

At some point you realize they are not special.

The feel like obligated pleasantries.


Shit character.

Be her knight in shining armor! :p

If I can hold her intrigue long enough I just might do that.

I could not find anything else.

i hit my ankle real bad

You ok?

I don't see why birthdays aren't a big deal. "You went another whole year without killing yourself; good job," is a perfectly valid reason to celebrate.

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I tripped on an extension cable yesterday and hit my toe in a wall.

im crying

post your toes

I have had nightmares about this.

My ankle hurts and I don't know why.

Who's this directed at?

Ann.

Pretty much this, yeah.

Her?


That is not what I wanted you to take from that. I will also not do that.

Her?

Hit the other one to even it out~

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I hope you have a wonderful day today

we could be so much more

I can't die anyway.


Get ice.

I don't think so.

My bday wish is you putting on a name.

i like the pain

that was brutal

You like the pain.

I like the pain

not the emotional beatings

Dirty boy.

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Good.

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HES BACK

Ew.


Officially back.

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Would have been nice to know that gets mailed out when you renew x_x

Regrettably. Let's keep that long-ass subject field off, though.


LOL
how do they deal with trans people anyway?

You can never leave.


STOP

no

All women do is bleed you dry
Bros for life

You can leave.

I wish he did could.

haha I don't know yet!

I think I have to stay with it until the pass a law, but basically everything else can be changed *shrugs*

Grom back properly
Woo

Does this mean I'm retroactively getting my bday present, Grim?

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Go to sleep.

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Love you~!

not yet

Isn't it 4am?

2pm

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You disgust me.

Consider sleep though.

Senpai won't notice you if you're sleepy at school.

I hope that was at me lol

Is it at me?

Yeah but there's no one I really call senpai unless it's Weedy. ANd he is on steam in euro time.

I could be your senpai, senpai.

me irl

I've seen you.
You look nothing like that.

That's not Christian tho

You already showed your repugnant belly.

It was at all of you.

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I miss smiles

That is like troll physics. The one about the cat and the butter bread.

OH HIS NAME FELL OFF HE QUIT AGAIN

BUT WHY DID HE EVEN COME BACK

SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED

TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON...

DRAGONBALL

After that Usui stuff I dont think she will ever come back t b h

What's physics about this?

Id take her back

Off to work.
Later.

Later potater

senpai can't have esenpairs of the ones that look up to them.

all of you disgust me

my ketchup stained nipples and hairy brown skin is superior to you in every way

all of you just don't turn me on anymore

check out these pictures of my loli students. One sat on my lap that one time

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What if metroid was a gril?

I'd stalk her

We can take turns.

I am enjoying this


but I'm not sure what to look up to.

Wow welma
Savage much

shattered

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Who would win a creep off?

Goggles or grim???

Hard to tell

Does anyone really win a creep off?

Think about it.

how is goggles a creep?

grim ilu

ill just gl;ue ypu back together

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If you have to ask then you must be them posting user

I proved wrong the platonic cuddles theory btw

protip: it leads to buttsex

Only creeps take their name iff

you wot

Durr elma

Spooning leads to forking

hah
hahhaha
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

Glue can't heal ego.

I was cuddling with my friend and then I blew him and he stuck it in.

No such thing as platonic cuddles *shrugs*

but then you weren't cuddling platonically
one of you started something

I think there was an Id and another one I can't remember right now.

Lol slut

He got a boner?

Can boners be platonic?

MY NON HOMO EROTIC ERECTION IS STRICTLY PLATONIC

well
they tend to activate when your bodies are so close
what happened after the boner though
did you start grinding on him or what

like pkayo

GAAAAAAAAAY

Plato**

*pet*
Sleep

I've cuddled with a friend while watching TV without anything sexual happening, sooooo.

Stop turning people gay elms, you will bring this world to ruin

Says jack who is slowly becoming red

the last time I did that she stalked me
and I got a restraining order
then yesterday I saw her fucking right next to me on the bus

I did not make eye contact
I think she either didn't notice me or just didn't say anything

He may have started it by playing with my nipples. It was ridonkulous.


Yeah, but you're canadian.


Our balls did not touch.

Actually no. He started it by undressing me. Yeah, it was his fault.

then it wasnt platonic gtfo

wow

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LOL. Okay, but how do I get it to happen again.

Cause like he has a gf x_x

Oh, it was strictly hetero then


The working class will rise again

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*shrugs*

I dunno. It was pretty rad.


Wahaha.

no advice?

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but is it sincere disgust

Im sad
Make mw unsad

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im sad :(

im hungry

:(

grr

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wos

Welma you are crazy delusional right now

can we keep the topic on the cheating aspect please

thank you

how much do you think welma is to blame

who organized said cuddling session

I think it's equally both because welma is a sexual predator

Elma you broke his heart
Its wish 2

Elma getting some gave me an interesting thought.

How much dick would a Swedish Fish suck, if a Swedish Fish could suck dick?

:^)

I know haha

Boredom does that apparently. I feel like it's better than feeling miserable about myself all the time though, so baby steps.


HOW DO I GET IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN?


I am not!

We went out for drinks and I ended up driving back to his place. He made me another really strong drink as we watched a movie (seperate chairs at this point). I was like... "hey, do you wanna cuddle?" and I didn't think he heard me so I asked again. He replies only if you do something for me... and then we go over to the bed and he takes my clothes off etc.

I legit only wanted cuddles, but things happened instead. Everything went better than expected.jpg

its all too vague for me to say

LOL Don't give me too much credit. jeesh


Why can't they suck dick?

probably both actually

You are going through a vicious emotional cycle


something tells me you were hoping something would happen by driving back to his place

happy that you got railed though

s t o p

sorry hun im muslim

people in general are awful

Kinda bummed for Grim fam

at a certain point you just need to ostracize yourself internally from the rest of humanity

I'm also exaggerating said emotions. I just do what Welmas do in their natural habitat nowadays :p

Well, I mean I couldn't leave him stranded drunk. I probably shouldn't even have been driving. But yeah, I mean at the very least I feel I was entitled to some compensation from that failed 3some we had years ago *shrugs*

Now the weird tension is gonna be there forever I bet. ugh


Sorry I offended you.

I AM BECOME CAFFEINE

I mean you could have dropp-
failed 3-some-what the fuck

ok


need to build an internal wall and only let the truly worthwhile through


why

chapter 8

Grim took scarlet to his apartment, remembering to sneak back up the fire escape. As they got into grim's room though things took a knock for the awry. As scarlet straightened up from crouching through thewindow, grim came at her(not like that) forcing a rag to her mouth. Not expecting it scarlet was powerless to resist...Mmmm what was this smell... Smelled like... Like... Her feeble rotund body fighting a pointless battle against the curry mass... And the world went black.

Grim looked down at his prize... Whipping a little drool and sweat from himself he opened his door... How was he going to get her downstairs... Fuck!

"Its too late. Time to go norman bates. I am a supreme gentleman..." grim sighed as he unsheathed his bowie knife. Walking down stairs slowly... His kitchen abuzz with his parents making jappattis.

just like ezio he thought. As his parents turned to greet him... He screamed his war cry... "For harambe!!!!" and then... It went red.

end of chapter 8

Smiles. Alexis. Welma. Wish. Paige. Marie. The list goes on. One day though.

lamow

?????????


ohey there

I am now a curry mass

He was my roommate at the time of that. I though you heard that story lol

One curry mass, add ketchup. ORDER!!

I probably forgot about it.
What a mess.

I feel like at this point not wearing a name is just you being lazy since everybody knows who you are anyway.

I swear to god.

Is this a maid cafe with lolis?

It represents me being here but not being back or something.

more like GAY CAFE

GOD DAMN

IN TOOK 10 I SWEAR

AND NOW LOOK HOW MUCH I HAVE LEFT. COMPARED TO LAST NIGHT.

WEED>XANAX

It represents the futility of man's struggles.

So deep.

It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous lonely emptiness of existence, nothingness, the predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.

Cool fucking story.

I only know this is a quote from a Woody Allen movie because you've done this bit before.

be cautious not to overdo it

*giggles*

I did it to Ian.

The other Ian.

Pooplip?

Yeh.

chapter 9

Grim was panting. It had taken more effort than he thought. His dad was a hothead, and a big guy. But the biggest oaks can be cut by the smallest fish. And grim stood over the lifeless bodies of his parents.

"Time for the f-fun to begin...Ehueheheueheueh" grim muttered to himself.

"Nnnnn n-n-no mo-ooomy... I dont wanna..." scarlet tried, her throat raspy. Thelast. The last thing she remembered... Bo and a great mass. Was that a dream... Did grim really "Ahaaaaaaah!!!!" scarlet screamed as she was suddenly drenched... Coming back to reality groggily she could blurrily make out that she was within a confined space... A small room... A basement? Oh irony.

"H-heh awake now? Slut. You made a mistake coming here. Now. But dont worry. Im not gonna kill you. Im just gonna hurt ya, really... Really .. Baddddd. " grim aggresivvely asserted.

Scarlet was confused, what was going on, and why was... Wait, why were her hands behing her back? W-why did her wrists hurt. She attempted to move them. Futile.

"You probably dont know... But I have cuffed you to the radiator. Now. How about we have some fun. You arent scarlet anymore. No. Whore name. Your name now is emma. Yes."

W-what is... Go-going o-"

"Ssssssssssh" grim interjected. "Emma, please... All'a that chitchat gonna get ya hurt.... Rest... I will get you some samosas... You look hungry... Sorry we havent a timmy h hahahahahahahahahaha".

end of chapter 9

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LOL SCOOTS PLS

nice to be back in plymouth kinda.

thats my blog

Come visit the first week of October. I have the house all to myself~

youtube.com/watch?v=A1YxNYiyALg

I'll be a kitty for you. N-nyaa >///

couldnt imagine

BYOC
Bring your own collar~

rogl

for?

It's the only thing I'm missing :p

id imagine they are cheap

shit, gotta get ready for work

makeup tiem *squeeee*

just come visit you goober

chapter 10

Grim was in the kitchen. His head spinning. How did it come to this. How had it come to this. Murder. Assault. Kidnapping. And soon... what else. Where had it all gone wrong? Where had it gone crazy. Maybe it always had been this crazy. Maybe he just never saw the forest for the trees. No matter now. He was in this mess. He was bloody well gonna enjoy it. Wallow it. Like the curry dad pig he was. Oink. A fine arabic type like scarlet will appreciate these goats cheese saag samosa though.

"I wonder, will she guess the secret ingredient...ahehuheh".

Scarlet was crying now. Sobbing heavily. Almost as heavy as Swedish at Maccy Ds. If only she had listened to mommy. If only. She was just a stupid girl. Mommy always knew best. She attempted to try the cuffs again. Tight. God damn it, she thought. As if she was convinced of Grims pure islamism. Just then she started, the door to the basement slamming... heavy creaks on the wooden stairs.

"Oh h-honey, I am hooooooome... There you are... as p-pretty asd ever... Emma..."

Why do you keep calling me that! I am not emma..."

Grims expression darkened. Putting the samosa s by the staiers. God damn slut. She was trying to test his resolve. Fucking ontario hussy.

"My name is scarlet, anta baka? alla al-salam!!!?!?! I de-"

"FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH" Grim yelled, smashing his bowling ball like fist into scarlets face...

end of chapter 10

wont make promises

Thats enough for tonight, you animals. I am ggonna turn this one into a long serialization. Many dozens of chapters. Oh booy. try and knock em out 3 a night.

you should be published

I may upload them to my dA. Maybe. Who knows.
If fifty shades can be a hit. Then The Fresh Prince of Daesh will make it.

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i linked it already fuck

Piss off loco

geez oh man

You are an embarassment.

Sweet

yes

more

Not only do you post terrible content but you are stealing it from others and attempting to grab some limelight from them. Unoriginal. Disgusting.

please. more.

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Oh, wow. You are actually enjoying this arent you. You horrid little urchin. You really make me feel sick.

i'm getting really turned on but i promissed missy i wouldn't do anything without her permission

fndskjkcx

who

swedish fish

but nah just kidding

Oh, you are wanting to do..."that"... god, you are a pervert. I bet you want to just.... rub youself... bet you are all disgusting and sweaty.
You are nothing but a degenerate and a hollow shell of a boy. A fucking slut.

Probably Sabs.

it's amy

shame

Sh-amy.

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Elon Musk is a bit optimistic here and there lel, 20 years won't be a cakewalk like this, specially can't really see the 80days trip time happening but this is one likeable chap for sure
Quality stream

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Quality meme

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