How the fuck is she so good at PUBG...

How the fuck is she so good at PUBG? I smell something suspicious–I have literally never seen a girl as good as a her at video games.

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git gud

Nawh man–I've been trying to catch her slipping up…she can't be legit.

Kys faggot

She's Asian.

this tbh

Dude–there is a video where she gets 11 kills in one pugb game–no fucken way.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I am particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.

This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.

I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but still catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Looks more artificial than an animu sex doll.

you think that she is much better than she actually is because you want to have sex with her

this tbh

Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=AaSQzQfPI0I

She's better than you both.

But I can't believe that's actually her playing–what if she is miming playing while someone else plays for her?

Fuck off with your e-celeb garbage.

see (trips of truth)

Slut.

Can you guys stop reporting this, it has been bumplocked for a long time which is what happens with e-celeb threads.

Reddit.

goddamn motherfucking non-virgin impure pig-disgusting cum-guzzling monkey-spanking ass-licking basement-dwelling cocksucking masturbating dick-taking slut

inb4 OP is actually her
promoting her clickbait best games
generating possible flame war topics such as, 'they let her win' and 'someone else is playing and she's just the pretty face in front of the camera'
JewTube bucks and a pretty face, then someone put a controller in their hands
This is fucking drama, literally 'drama', the kind of drama you read about in those teenie magazines every time a famous child singer farts in public
This isn't about video games, and this, with all the Game Informer article length threads crammed with 200+ posters about a game literally fuck all care about, is why I never come here. Plus the only people worth gaming with are rich kids and assholes who make playing games together so fucking difficult from this site, the kind of fags who know each other in real life - and they're most likely the same fags who run the halfchan Holla Forums and vg/ Discords and threads, and I can already tell you right now the vast majority of those in charge are complete and utter shit heads not even we regulars would want to hang out with. They, like this caked chink, are just advertising their garbage and flaunting their money and skills in front of a bunch of nobodies.

I don't even know what PUBG is and I don't fucking care to look it up.
mods mods mods

abracadabra-replies-a-kazam!
peace kids

where you the tip of the day that donated 100 bucks?

Shilling a streamer now?

Are you really this thirsty? Who cares about this eceleb slut?

She's actually good at PUBG, and she's funny–and cute…

Never gave her a penny.

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Cute.
As.
Fuck.

I was wrong you were the guy who donated 2 grand

you have autism

oh, user

is this the same girl that no one believed was a top ranked Zarya and got those two esports dude removed from OW ranked?

nigger this was an awful attempt at making an e-celeb thread you wanted to pretend was a thing anyone gave a shit about discussing how fucking pathetic are you user? you make me feel better about myself, you need to take a good hard look at what you're doing with your life. 0/10

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Only that kind of thing has definitely happened before with female streamers.

it's from all the semen she has ingested, it's improved her reflexes, you should already know op since you enjoy this gaming supplement as well

Maybe some beta faggot is playing the actual game off screen? fuck off kike.

I love these kind of pics where a girl lifts her skirt looking disgusted.
Please post more.

Wasn't this gook caught cheaating?

No, that was a different, much uglier gookasaur.