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first for fish post peen

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do you want to play dotka

You should edit that image so there is an obvious space before the exclamation mark.

If you play donta with Nin, stream it.

But thats when im an asshole to everyone im not queued with, you dont want to see that

I'm leaving in like 5 min mebe when im back tho

mebe

That was the best part of playing League together, other than actually winning.

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Overwatch is a moba.

Which is when?

We never lost, I dont remember ever losing.

Don't be a wise ass you know what I mean.

I didn't meant o be

Jackson is useless as ever.

Not even when it took the entire team to kill you.

ARE YOU A HOT BOY???

DO YOU WANT A ROOM BUT HOGOT NO MONEY???

TALK TO SQUASH - AKA DADDY DUMPLING

Jesus christ fine already

How disgusting.

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Why so dead.

So dead scoot thread

how long can I go solo?
lets see

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i keep getting packages addressed to mrs

We get it, you are a tranny

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sure fucking glad I didn't pay for this trainwreck

I am a waste of oxygen.

Lol gg rekt fags

it's funny because the american taxpayer is paying for the trainwreck that is fish

This applies to nearly every person who posts here, so don't worry about it.

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Urgh, disgusting, cant believe loco has a damn good point.

just my food and medical bills for now. so like.... um.... 90k or so.

What a literal waste. No wonder tsuchi is so anti-social welfare.

tfw have to do jury duty

Its shit. so glad I never have to do it again

that's just in the last 3 months and is a rough guess since I don't know how much my medications cost or the smaller trips to the ER/psych places, or my therapy, or my psych, or my case manager.

just tell em you know about jury nullification and get disqualified

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Wha. the. fuck.

I'm a rapscallion so I don't get summons for jury duty.

Get rekt.

why not?

weasel

The one bit of advice fish has ever offered

and it's about how to get off work

I overnapped

panic activated

ive already done it.

Drink

i overnapped once when i had a baby drying in the microwave

i chalked that day up as a loss

thats so raven

What's up, love?

that is
soooooo
her

i'm a boy

God damn right

I'm probably shooting low.

it's monday

you did well

I have to write an essay. study and review the project progress in the span of about 2 hours.

I'm an abstract concept.

Bloody hell.

Its my weekend. I have tomorrow off.
I got scotch.... cider... sake...

isn't it once a year or something
at least in the U.S. I think it might be

an absolutely abstracti kind of real hardcore fuckin

Oh my god why does it do this shit

If the essay is due today, write it now, to the best of your ability.
It's generally better that it's done, rather than done well.

Studying can wait, unless there's a test literally today that has material you're unsure of.

i think your megumeme might be broken bro

Nah, sure I am not eligible again.

That. Right there. You know it.

people leeching off of society piss me off

well lucky you

damn i want to sleep with anne hathaway real bad

Now, also I have 3 games of low prio

dem tiddies

well shit

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

No, I would not.

I'd rather do that with Tokai.

Well enjoy then

hmm good
Writing essay now, it's easier than thought.
just my opinion on double nationalities.

and hmm... I'll study just a lil when done.
I got a college class beforehand tomorrow.

I gueeess it'll work?

I am gonna whip my dick out for some lucky poster...

youtu.be/eIGh4Nc1fAM?t=74

What's your opinion on Logic?

I don't know if Canadians are into rap/hip hop tbh

All it is is knowing how to work your time to get the most important things done first.

When's your project due?

already objectively shit

Drake is canada tho

All I do is rhyme, all I do is get this money

All I do is grind, play shows and chill with honeys

All I do is shine, tour the world, ain't it funny?

I'm one of a kind

deth gripes nigga

Drakes not
hip hop
he's pop

Haven't heard them before, I'll give it a listen, and get back to you.

I listen to all things.

‘Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream"
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous
They confuse it; "It's not hip-hop, it's pop"

That nigga Drake ain't shit

I still listen to him occasionally though

The party in that music video looks so fucking lit
I've always wanted to get turnt up with a Gumby

Well I have at AX '13
But I wanna do it again

What is that bitch on?

man I love bashing Turks in opinion pieces

you're already woozed?

True true, I guess it's okai now.
I just kinda panic awaked when seeing the time.

aah that's weeks, but we got a schedule.
but it's just like confirmation that everything is placed right.

Nigga you trippin

Not quite.

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link

It's not bad.
It's not my cup of tea, but, again, it isn't bad.

The song I mean.
I don't watch music videos.

Then that can wait for more pressing matters to be handled.

Just don't fall behind in your project work.

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I broke it.

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u fkn wot m8

Kamuu pls go

I forgot what you listen to
Probs weeb shit

You poor thing

quit posting bondage megumin
Its getting me doki doki

reeee

u hrd m8

currently my state is sexperiencing the second worst flood in it's history

nah nigga

soto pls

get on that sake then

I can do that!

it'll work well now, almost finished the essay.
are you doing good?

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Soto.
I listen to everything.

I just fucking said this.

I'm doing well.
Just watching some videos and contemplating playing some vidya.

so smoll

Thats for when the football begins

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Why can I never get it right

I doubt that
Like what do you mainly listen to?

Like top 3 genres

its cute, id rub it

I like to imagine sabrina as anne when I am jacking off. Sabrina has that wholesome vibe.

Id rub me

maybe i can get her to dress as catwoman

Sabs looks nothing like Anne Hathaway

I'd rub you too

My dick gonna be raw.

thas l00d

Hey Desu I'm cybering Subtle rn
Join us

Symphonic Metal,
Rock,
Eurobeat

In no particular order.

I will post in your thread!!

Just a little bit

wow subtle is a whore

oh fun fun
got an idea which one?
I still haven't got to play nep nep

whens that?

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roughly midnight my time

Keep going im close

Maybe nepnep. :^)

Probably Tales of Zesty Rita, or Eater of Gods Second.

Dude funny story
This one chick my friend Manny was messing around with came to my pad and I asked her what her fav kind of music she liked and she told us symphonic metal and played us a song, I cant remember the name of the song but they like had cellos and shit it was crazy

The chick was like autistic, me and Manny sorta laughed and thought she was just awkward but she was like legit autistic or had assburgers or someshit

Manny still fucked her though lmao

did you dl that off fb?

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I see.

What kind of Rock tho?

Nice choice on Eurobeat btw

nice
have fun with that
have a gaddafi

I neeeed it
maybe Tuesday evening after I eat at dads.

Zesty rita, your naming stays amazing.

that's a funny way of saying "dear lord I want to suck fish's feminine peen"

Thanks famalam

well the two arent mutually exclusive, assuming you can manage a second round

Can you not

stop being a bigger slut than uno cunt

Fufufu~

Wait Tokai what's your ethnicity again?
Aren't you like Indochinese or something?

WHOA FUCKING LEWD BRO

PUT THAT THING AWAY

I think, technically, hard rock, and punk rock.

Nepnep is delightfully silly, but the gameplay is a bit less, uh...
for lack of a better word, "autistic."

I miss Uno honestly

He was my favorite slut/weeb Brit poster

Yeah only because they were addicted to cancer cock

scrub

Dutch

that sounds great, I could really go for some autism right now.
like watching a silly movie.
especially after tomorrow, the discussions are gonna be soooo hard.

We used to read doujins together when we were drunk
it was autisticly fun

He would always hit me up on skype back when I lived by myself so I wouldn't get lonely

Iris Heart is shit m8

Don't lie to me

ur shit

SHIT

Wow, sounds fucking gay.

its adorable

Peashy is best CPU anyway.

You got it, bae.
I habeeb in you.

You're the one posting worst girl

Sorry, second best CPU.

Because Lady White Heart is Lady Best Heart.

but that's WRONG

Lady Tsun Heart is alright, and Nepnep is Nepnep no matter what you say.

But fuck Lady Slut Heart.

Look at this gross slut

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Lol.

a good boy like me wouldn't lie

thank you~
time for doggo walk

They were selling TOP NEP hats and I kinda wanted to buy one just cause it made me giggle

I SWEAR TO GOD THAT SHIT IS SO LEWD

It reminds me of that picture of that chair/desk
You know the one

I didnt even know they were CPUs
What even is the game about?

You don't look Dutch tbh
You look like a cleaned up spic or South American

Long and short, it's a parody of the console wars.

Nepnep is Sega systems, Lady Tsun Heart is PS3, Lady Best Heart is Wii, and Lady Slut Heart is 360.

Villain is Arfoire, which is a play on the R4 flash cards used to play pirated games on NDS.

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Jack, I remember all those avatars, but I forget who used them way back when.

lmao

Whos that semen demon with the black hair and twin tails?

No idea either
I'd view everyone as forced user if I could

You can. There is an option in the settings.

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Noire, AKA Lady Tsun Heart.

Yeah, Ive fapped to her the most so that obvs makes her best CPU

video games?

Uni is also a black haired twintails.
She's a sweetheart siscon to the maximum.

But white heart is still best heart.

THEY'RE THE FUCKING SAME

Doesn't really matter here, wanted to do it on 4chan when they removed forced user the first time

"Uni looks like a PSP."

That's 'cos she is, lol.

Well.
Uni is Noire's little sister.

Neptune is bae.

But Lady White Heart is still best.

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Nepgear is pretty mature.

Blanc is shit tho

is she supposed to be like game gear or some shit? What is this one supposed to be? Sega genesis? lmao

I want to cum inside Nep.

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Dude.

Lady White Heart is always pissed, and always a loli.
Nnngh.

Lolidom goddess is best goddess.

Yes.
Yes, well, no. Sega Neptune.

Have fun.

The fuck?

Fucking lolicon scum

Where's the Sega Dreamcast at though?
I loved that console tbh

neptunia.wikia.com/wiki/Dreamcast

OH GOD SHE LOOKS DISGUSTING

That's why I went with a link.
I didn't want to post that shit.

ark: survival evolved

Peashy is cute, though.

And she's super duper strong in Re;Birth dlc.

Plus, she also sports dem tig ol bitties.

Yep.

What little tune when turning on your console did you like the most?

Honestly the PS2's was so lit

The dreamcast was also pretty catchy even though it sounded like the Duracell theme but a more Vaporwaveish kinda sound

and the dot doing the swirl was nice too

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I heard this shit a lot.

I never owned a Playstation as a kid ;~;

This one was also kinda catchy.

Neko is here now

Oh man that was a goodie
Brings me back to Supermario sunshine and RE4

BEST CONSOLE

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Who's your favourite CPU?
Choose carefully, because there is a wrong answer.

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Where else would I play Shadow of the Colossus?

Gotta admit SNES is one of my most played console as a kid

Well I think it might be tied with the N64

But retro consoles are so much better than consoles nowadays
I can't believe I used to play so much video games and now I don't even touch a console let alone a game on my steam account

The wii shop menu music was nice too

Noire

I chose her too Neko

Holy shit we're like brothers

I should've gotten a PS3 instead of a 360. It would've been more likely not collecting dust now.

You're too old to be playing video games tbh

360 is worst goddess, tbh.

Acceptable.

back in '06 baka

It's the only correct choice fam

I also like nepgear and the one with the big ass needle for a weapon

You still play that shitty DiRT game

Grow up already
drive a car irl instead lmao

I feel like everyone plays this shit but me lmao

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I own two of the games but there are too many coming out for me to catch up

Wew

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Wow. Look at all these lame ass screenies.

waste of cash

lad

Yeah tbh
I remember getting all hyped and bought it when I was drunk and had extra cash to spend

Then again I am the type of guy who plays a game for just a few hours then I get bored and never play it again

i dont even play lmao

Ikt probably does with GTAV what I do with Elite: Dangerous.

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Its the same for me, or I forget to play at all
Multiplayer games suck me in more as well

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Spend your time hacking in support for peripherals not natively supported?

Obfuscation.
As far as anyone needs to know I'm playing Elite: Dangerous.

I don't see how you've done 700 hours of testing, lmao.

Which reminds me.

Time to "play" Elite: Dangerous. :^)

Holy shit Rin and Ikt you guys need to get a life

This is like the most played game I have on steam apparently lmao
Mainly cause me and Kon would get drunk and skype then play skullgirls for hours

I've never been much of a video game person since I entered like 7th grade

before that I was a huge fucking vidya nerd

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And jobs

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200 hours of gameplay to 95% completion until I got bored of chasing alien bits and pieces

probably a 100-something hours of playing around with the wheel

The rest with GTA V in the background while I dev stuff.

my most played game on steam

Reminds me, I missed my Osu! quota.

You worry me.

I kind of just play dota when im not at work really

Ive got 2302 hours

I've played maybe 3 of those 7XX hours.

It's more that I don't always want people to know what I'm playing.

So then literally a fraction of your "play time" is what you said.

over 6 years in the making mind.

why

this shit is weird man

Because that game is bad.....

Okay. Well. Couldnt you just. Like. Play the game. And like. Stay off steam?

so is like every game

cept rimworld

My top 3 "Most played" games on steam.

Steam doesn't work that way.
Trust me.
I've tried.

Oh god, moogs, you really make me want to slap you sometimes.

step it up fam

also, nice name

Wait. So what the fuck are you doing.

see above

meme? what meme?

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absolutely casul

every woman needs a good smack every now and again

Of course you ginormous baka nobody's going to restart that piece of shit game every time there's a small code change, live reloading the script with V idling in the background is the most efficient way + I kill it when I'm done for the version/day.

name, not meme

jesus christ.

YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW THIS.
WHY ARE YOU ALL EVER SURPRISED.

memes? memes?

MEMES?

wow okay the meme's have gone too far

Wanna m-make memes?

Is it bad that I noticed the horns, snout and tail last. And that it instantly made me uninterested? I don't think so.

Also, I will beat the ever living jizz out of you.

As far as steam needs to know. :^)

I'm tired of memes.

fish pls

no daddy no

Ah, no, now I see. But. Seriosuly. Why are you so bothered about people seeing you play douijin steam games?

Guess what? I don't care
I aim to disgust.
Hell, I have to endure Squash verbally abusing me in OW.

Lies.

I like to pretend to hold an air of mystery.

Plus, I'm also trying to keep up with someone who actually does care, apparently, who has, like, 2300 hours.

Admittedly, I've been slacking.

Nope, you have forced my hand.

The fact that you play overwatch is disgusting.

Though to be fair, I also tend to obfuscate with my capture card, because some people are apparently bothered by the name "Elite: Dangerous."

now i gotta go jerk off. THANKS

Look. I love games. But for fuck sake. Why are you all so preoccupied with the numbers game. Literally. Why. I thought games were for fun and for entertainment. From what I have witnessed very few of you have the ability to back up the lame anumber counting.

shiggy diggy

also this

if windows tracked how long I had the .exe files for games I have that are non steam... I'd have some fuckin numbers to show ya.

post games folder faguette

GG 2EZ

Enjoy!

thank you papi

Because I actually don't.
Hence why

this is my desktop games folder but it doesn't contain all my games. I've probably got like 400 hours on skyrim at least too.

I feel squash verbally abuses people at random tbh, it might be a furry thing

I miss when games were fun. They are no fun anymore. Like life. Why live.

I have fun with some.

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thanks

hey you even sort of went off like a week or two ago when I made a joke, don't take it so personally and just accept how furries are

Sorry Rin. But you are now a casual like me.

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37475564

Give examples.

for shame

For spoilers

dropbox.com/sh/7cgigwvos0weor7/AADhQ4WoVfxA6fEKcmyAwZLLa?dl=0

and fuck squash

that fucker.

remove ikt

what are you talking about

fuck you

I'm a big fan of emulation

every FF game I've played (besides 13) has been on PC

Delete this.

k, Boo.

when I was talking to erio about gilgamesh falling apart under pressure squash felt it necessary to jump in and start insulting me and everything I said further, before that he went off on me for not giving grim any more chances to act like a normal person

you calling me a bitch saying you were legit mad and then leaving the thread as though I had insulted your honor? did you forget?

what are you paying?

thanks senpai!

Oh wow, my back up link.

SHit welp get it while you can guys,

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dude i dont have honor calm down jesus

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that was a nice avoidance just picking out the joke part of the post and telling me to calm down for answering your question lol A+

e-sports arent sports.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

Doesn't sound very random. Sounds like there's a common variable.

I wish I had no games, like Swedish. :

being a poorfag, what a time to be alive

post emulated games list

super meat boy is pretty cash money tho

dude you are like lashing out at me now

him jumping into things that don't involve him when I wasn't even talking to him is not random? I guess I need to look up the definition of random lol that or you do

oh yus, that's what's going on

Drama?

This pleases senpai.

qt just get over here and succ already

just cool it please

Or maybe he just doesn't like you. That doesn't seem that random or irrational to me.

i lack the funds for a flight to the US
just add me on steam or something

Squash needs to learn to butt out of business that isn't his.

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coming up at 9pm est

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I posted my steam name already just add me fam

People verbaly abuse you cause youre a dumb ass spoilers.

In all honesty. Squash does not give a shit about most people here. Any time he can score a cheap point, he does.

whatever you say lol

that would be funny given before the grim stuff he was the one trying to be my friend and barring these outbursts we talk perfectly fine to one another but you must know it all right? :^)

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uh oh the rage returns

that is very hurtful. we are supposed to be a team

Yeah. I think he just doesn't like you.

my rentire life famalama

never change spoilers
never change

not all of us can live the gentoo life, emi

added

calm down sebs we are just talking :^)

well of course he doesn't now but far be it from you to read into the scenario, am I right?

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You are Squash's friend, so long as you are useful. Once you aren't you are dropped. Look at Grim, Spoilers, Goggles, Smiles.
Atleast he is consistent.

hi mandy

you will never get any friends if you lash out at anyone who disagrees with you

friend

escuse me

I am still squash's friend

Oh? Grim? Did you not get the memo?

But the scenario isn't that he "picks people at random to shit on", which is the idea you were trying to sell me. When in reality you're having a bitchfit because Squash doesn't like you.

I'm reading into the situation. You're the one trying to create a false narrative.

Hello my love. How goes it?

Why don't you give it a try fam

fite me m8

So Grim is just here every day now, huh?

essentially

I'm not even lashing out at anyone but I forgot this is the safe place for people who can't take being wrong let me just take off my trigger boots

alright test, some guy unexpectedly butting his head into things he's not a part of is not at all random I guess the definition of random changed this year I submit, obviously so wrong

lets fucking go
ill fucking dropkick you into gensokyo

almost

relaxing
and you?

does anyone here play league? I feel the need to shittalk people on skype right now

When were they ever friends?

This was a couple years back test, do you not remember? Well before the exodus.

no, where's it at

yes

pull your head out of your ass if you know what's good for you

Well. I feel badly uncomfortable right now.
Whatcha been doing grim?

woosh

forceful removal

living life
saving up for the move
I keep being drawn back here reeeeeeeeee

I have no jasmine tea though.

in the meantime I'm bored as fuck

pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=15

be sure to tell all your "friends" how you challenged someone online to fisticuffs :^)

Dude. WHy not be sensible. Why not just come here on weekends. That way you are away for the bulk of the week. But also fdo not feel bad about posting?

arizona green tea is an ok rough substitute

Oh shit getting drunk with Nymph would be so great
What other Canadian posters are there anyways?

To wake you up? I don't think that works....

Spoiler does have a point though. Squash is a bit of a hot head and need to quit being such a drama queen.

oh internet, never change

FITE ME

ITS SO EASY TO FUCK WITH HIM LOL

yeah I guess I could try that so I don't get thread withdrawal

I do feel bad

the caffeine is negligible
it helps me relax

it would be p funny to watch you try to make a move on him :^)

Wish Nimf Menma Rin Eva, old bird

OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT BIRDMAN

Is he even still alive?

1v1 me BoB arena sl 420

only if you buy me dinner first

I honestly feel like Rin and Eva wouldn't go if I went

Eva is in a better place now
Rin wouldn't go even if you didn't went, you think he has the cash for that shit?
Even if he did he's mad insecure

I wont lie. There are frequent times per month when I just wanna quit. But I cave because I know I won't stick to it. Just can't. Shit is pretty sad in a way. Its alot easier to admit our own shortcomings fam and work with them. But whatever, I reconcile that with the fact I work like a fucking dog and ought to have an outlet for my energies.
Maybe one day I will get out. Probably wont.
So, better to not feel bad.

It would be kinda cool gathering all the Canadian posters though

Ian looked like a little kid

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=ydl0_ObqgPg
agents of shield is so good

I haven't watched any of season 4 yet, how far behind am I?

1 episode, 2 after this week shaping up for a great season with Ghostrider looking so badass

Why do none of you fucking assholes have Grimm Eclipse?

It has Grim in the name.

i own girm

another tranny doomed to the basement dungeons of grim

IT'S RWBY YOU SLUTS.

grim has a tranny dungeon?

he put that one bitch in there and look what happened

snapped

I think he had sci in there too no

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Paige never stood a chance.

rwby? rockin wild bitching yaks?

Who was the tranny in Grim's tranny dungeon?

Was it Mananka?
Is that why they both left?

I literally hate you right now.

Manaka is a fucking waste of organs.

it breaks your mind. makes you a republican

it was one of the /lewd/ girls

I did not put SF in my dungeon

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Scarlet.

its a basement

that one

Its what makes me get into politics. I dont want this to happen to anyone else.

grim can i stay in your basement for a while

jerk off and greet them with a visible boner so they try and make the appointment a short one

what is

I thought that was Ui who ran the trannyhouse?

Youa rent a tranny Loco. You couldnt even pass.

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Whats going on in this thread?

no homo

jeez I know what it is, rooster teeth made it

my boner turns off the second I get distracted.

Keep Rin in there fam

Im omw

Tranny dungeons and rape.

Good.

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Scarlet didn't actually go over to Grim's house, but there was a meme propagated by the two of them that Scarlet was staying in his basement and she was hidden from his parents while he was telling them that he had a possum trapped down there.

Luls were had.

see

no she never left the basement

Oh okay.

you see that movie don't breathe

based on grim's life

wear a buttplug or something

Thanks for taking the time to explain that.

NOW WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE

shes like chained up

she has to subsist off his semen

initially she was afraid and disgusted by it

but now that shes so hungry she begs for it

never watched it though and sort of decided not to when that asian dude kicked the bucket wasn't he like the head of that show?

There is no reason for me to have contempt over this. I thinj you just lack an understanding as to what i do on an individual basis.

lmao that's actually pretty smart

I should start doing that

I mean. We havent seen Scarlet post for weeks now. And grim "decides" that they dont wanna post so much?

COINCIDENCE?

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;~;7

Apparently he had the story plotted out for a while to come, though.

Grim x Scarlet is now my crackship.

if only she could reach her teeth she'd pull them out in order to slit her wrists

That's actually a lot harder than it sounds.

her mouth has taken a lot of abuse

Scarlet is of stout Arabian descent. "Her" blood is making her submit.
Soon, that coupled with the stockholm syndrom... Aka the Casper Effect... Will break her.

Touche.

Aren't you overthinking stuff a bit too much?

"t-trump 2016"

she whimpers as the fat muslim cock approaches her lips

Maybe you aren't thinking enough!!!

oh? well that's nice to have done, good thing he left it behind or else they'd be like "we know he had plans buuuut he never really told us anything"

Thats how i prefer it to be honest.

*Grim pets her matte'd hair*

Good... Good... Sallah Daddy-cum....

I ama degenerate. It happens.

It's a fat curry cock you RACIALLY INSENSITIVE PRICK

TRIGGERED

i knew that shut up

Half tempted to bust out the sake and write a ScarletxGrim fic.

Do it.

Do it you wont

you should

I'll try not to be too hyped.

Never be too hype.
Though the shitter the better

It could have been worse.

I haven't cried in well over 10 years, but this almost brought a tear to my eye

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fresh Prince of Daesh

Chapter One

New York City. The Big Apple. Ol' YorkiePorky. This city that never sleeps has many names. New York. New Amsterdam. New Tel-Aviv. tHE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS.

"Fucking apt name". Grim grumbled, stuffing ranch flavoured poppadoms into his mouth, it was 2:36am. What has happened to my life he lamented internally. Looking over to his deskside drawer, past the million dollar samus anus figure.... past his dragon dildo... proud gift from Squash... I wonder how his corn holing is going. Grim settled his eyes on a framed picture. He sighed. It was the picture of him carrying a cosplayer from AX. They were dressed as Trudeau. "Reminds me of her".

And with that he brought his attention back to his battlestation. 3 huge 4k screens. It was almost like the scene from the matrix. And like the matrix, grim was the one of this realm. He began typing furiously. It was time to hunt. Time to DOXXX.

"Urgh, but mooooooooooooooooom!!!" Scarlet chided. "I said BBQ sauce!!! Not FUCKING KETCHUP!!!! SLUT!!!!"

"S-s-sorry, love, h-heh wont happen again... y-you get 5 good girl points back for that.... m-mommy did bad" responded Allison.

What is with this girl? ever since she went onto this Holla Forums board... Things were getting crazy... but the crazy had only just begun....

End of chapter one

True....

Laugh while you can. The day of the rope will come soon for you

oh thank god

...

My body is ready.

Oh dear God this is beautiful as it is.

its better than the last one

Chapter Two

"How long has it been?" Grim thought to himself, the familiar stench of saffron and tumeric filling his nostrils. "2 weeks? 2 months? 2Years?". He disliked that picture. And yet loved it. Whilst it was not the most amazing picture of him from AX. I mean, how many Samus did he lift that weekend... Before Colbert went crazy. But there was something about that picture. It reminded him of the great white north. A land of Timmy H and Tegan&Sara and poutine and chiri with sushi. And also, his one and only love.

Sometimes grim though he could hear her name on the clickity clack of the subway to work.... Emma, whenever he fixed a computer for some privileged white boy from the upper-westside... that opening microsost(sue me gates) tone... did it say... emma.

Where had she gone? I need to find her... *grim scratching at his tangled chest hair, his wifebeater drenched in sweat*

BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! If I go on this trip!!!! I can see my internet friends!!!! I can see Soto! and Test! and this cool guy called Tsuchi!!! He tells me how mmuch he loves trannies in the IM!!! CAN i MOM! CAN i CANI PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE" Scarlet was feeling very energetic and full of determination. Was it the excess e numbers in the tendies? Or the over abundance of chemicals in her body? who knows. But what scarlet knew is she wanted to go travelling. She was a big girl now. And she wanted to do big girl things. Like... well, what exactly?

End of chapter 2

I love how i have drama even when im not here. I feel like i hit a milestone.

We should all aspire to such greatness.

On break again?

...

For about 20 more min.

Quit hating Eva, you bigot.

I was going to say something about that, but then I realized that milestones go both ways.

I had a giggle over the u mad response, but i dont hate them. But i like to call them out.

Ive trancended shitposting.

...

Your levels of gain from shitposting are way beyond the normal systems.

Mondays suck.

I am god

I brough cake and ice cream to work.

Fatty.

...

The word out on the streets is that God's dead.

I should text mayaka

Nothing is true.

Don't say that too loud or Bard will barrel out of the woodworks and ask if you've heard his favorite song.

nobody gives a shit

you give enough to reply :(

Rude.

Het qt

Eagerly awaiting chapter 3.
Only me?

I just sleep a lot.

who

I have not either way

U

you must be mistaken

I guess I should quote the famous Canadian about what sleep is right at this point.

Ive seen you. I know youre cute

relinquish your rem pics now

What

your perception is flawed

ready for hillary to get her ass whooped tonight, also leave scarlet alone.

My jaw keeps cracking.

Invite Scarlet back into the tranny house.

Just a cheap shot as Rin always keeps saying "Sleep is death" when they wake up.

i guess someone else gets an email notification when her name is uttered

Oh. Im not sure how i feel about rin

Emails apparently stopped when erin could not afford servers in august.

She needs her time to grow.

Right now i'm content with the other trannies in my area.

...

oh yeah poor girl

did the rehab work

Eh

That killed the relevancy of my joke.

cock blaster

Gomen

wew I go away and both gilgamesh and squash start up lol go figure

...

Break is over. See you guys in an hour and a half. Home in 3 and a half.

Is she still beating with Alisson?

I didn't waste my time. I don't need other peoples support to quit being a jackass with my drug abuse. I've been clean for two months on my own.

I don't have an addictive personality.

congratulations

Its good that i went out of my way to tell him i dont hate tyou and you decide to be petty again.

Chapter 3

Grim goes to his first port of call, Holla Forums "perhaps she is user posting, hah, I do that all the time... especially when Blood-chan is around. Slut.", browsing through the fresh bread... he doesnt see no canada flag... clicking on the catalog grim checks the earlier threads., coming up to when he said "Nee nee" from the night before. Nothing. "Hm, well. If they want to make a come back, maybe animus isnt the best place. I mean. cute girls dont last long there". Perhaps... One of the other chans.

Allison sighs with frustration. It has been hours and hours of "trip this" and "roadtrip that". Getting frustrated Allison again attempts to reason with Scarlet, like that hamster grill... LOL ITS LIKE THAT FRESH HOT HIMOUTO ANIME....

"Now, Scarlet, honey, you are aware of how dangerous this could be? I mean, there are real meanies outh there".

"But mommy, I am level 88 on CS:GO!!! I can look after myself! My friend Erin, she teaches me all these crazy moves! Like the glasgow smile... and the shirt rekt'r... and the glasgow kiss..."

"Well.Are you really sure. I mean, rmemeber how you reacted in our last house... when Fish stole master Ui the pedocunt's last can of ravioli...."

TAK-A-TAK-A-TAKA Grim's keyboard spat out furiously as he typed... beads of cold sweat beginning to form on his monobrow... Next stop ponychan. SUrely if she was back she would be there.

"Heh, i am elite hacker. No wonder nymph doesnt post anymore..." ctrl+Fing, typing emma in the field... O RESULTS.

Grim was out of options. "She hasnt come back....yet, I mean, she hasnt come back yet". He could feel the cold pang starting to stab at his chest again.
Like a cold punjabi winter. He could feel his bengali blood start to shiver. "Maybe the emails will cheer me up. Heh. Yes. They are all I have left now..." Grim grimaced. It was like watching Madoka all over again with lexi. Or how he cried as manaka told him about their hopes and dreams in the rice fields.

end of chapter 3

yes

Oh well, ignorance is bliss I guess.

'Sup Spoils?

Have a good one.

Yes.
I just got invited to a tranny wedding in a few weeks I think.

also one offered to suck my dick for a 20 sack of weed, but I respectfully declined as I don't pay for sexual favors.

...

im not sure who im more embarrassed for

lol

not a whole lot, playing some games with friends what about you?

fuck off my ravioli you cunt

When wisdom is folly.

Also, I don't say "Sleep is Death" much anymore.

Well then.

Just get payed in them? :^)

?

Kiiiinda wanna eat Ui's last can of ravioli.

aw man I was getting to really like her and I don't want to have to retell my life story to some new therapist, but I'm doing it for the sake of having group therapy too so I can be less totally isolated.

None from my end was negative to you and i only joked to sd that i am drama bound without being here. But if thats how you wish to see it i wont stop you i guess. Really need to go though. My line is startung up

Time to relocate.... Loyal fans

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I don't know how to interpret this image.

I keep all my raviolis in my second home to thwart theifs.

I have an abundance of reserve food for the apocalypse

It was the wrong image

read the word complaining with that, there were two of you and two different descriptions of what was going down just cause I didn't single each out for you doesn't mean you can't put the pieces together yourself

Drat, and here I was hoping that stealing your ravioli could blossom into a beautiful friendship.

Sounds good, thinking about heading to bed in a bit since it's closing in at 3 am.

Never heard anyone say that phrase.
I guess that's one of the stupid things that I'll remember forever.

The actual phrase. It isn't just "Ignorance is bliss."
It's "Ignorance is bliss, when wisdom is folly."

And I think that's what I was aiming for that sleep is death stuff to become.

...

oh wew that might be a good idea soon! it's what it is though, I've went on very little sleep for a few weeks in the past sucks to do but it's chill lol

I am once again at a loss in interpreting an image you've posted.

You can smell, but you can't touch!

Well then, never heard it in it's entirety.
Too bad the only person to remember it probably was me.

Why would you do that to yourself?

...

dont be sad :)

memes before serious pol debate

Be sad, Soto.

But then what's even the point?

Unless... unless you're going to feed it to me...

It means that if something would be damaging to know, or if knowing would otherwise make things difficult for you, then it's better that you don't.

Honestly, I think I was just paraphrasing macbeth.

my ravioli is rustled ok

why are you doing this

I had a girlfriend at the time, my part time job and was also trying to hang with a friend that went suicidal for a while thankfully he got better

Because.

I wouldn't mind. I'll bust out the family sized can for tonight.

...

Back.

relocated successfully and with whiskey.

kek

Only God knows, the Finnish version is just plainly put "Knowledge adds pain" from word-to-word.

Sounds like maximum no-chill.

that is politically incorrect to call them tht offensive derogatory term. I am offended

it had to be chill for him so I made it as much as I think I could

I mean.
That does sum it up rather nicely.

Except, I guess, the English version only suggests that some knowledge is a destructive, rather than all.

I see you got dessert.
I am satisfied

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