Got your CDs ready yet user?

MARK, YOU NEED TO STOP PLAYING DOSE PORNO GAMES, MARK! YOU NEED TO GO AND GET YOURSELF A NICE SEPHARDI WIFE MARK! MAAAAAAAAHRK! THIS IS A JEWISH HOUSEHOLD MARK! YOU'RE GIVING YOAH MUDDAH A HEAHTATTACK MARK! MY LITTLE BABY ISN'T GOING TO WASTE AWAY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH HIS FRIENDS! OY VEY, MY SON IS ALMOST GAY AND A SHEYGETZ AT THAT!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRK!

I'm trying mom, I'm trying.

might as well go full Mizrahim while you're at it.

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You've outed me as a non-Jew user, what am I ever going to do? I had assumed they were preferred because they're not Ashkenazi-tier hideous.

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I mostly just wanted a reason to post this image

Would parents even let this happen?

it's the exact reason they check the bags. I mean just think of it
another life ruined tbh

I hand out full size candy bars because those houses were always the coolest and I want to be the coolest house on the block.

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most you can do is give them gift cards to buy spooky scary freemium microtransactions

You'd be better of giving them bubonic plague

That game might be shit but at least the girls are cute.

how do the kids react OP, do you think they really play your games?
I hope at least one or two do because you look like you work hard on them.

Kids love this shit. I used to copy older pirated games on USB to everybody back in Grade School and they loved it.

I don't know if putting "Yume Nikki" on the CD is going to inspire them want to play it, maybe. Then again, it's spookier than Cirno but parents might be more willing to let Johnny play Halloween Game than some shit they can't even pronounce

real-time normalfag thought process: "what if this Yume Nikki CD is porn".

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I'm pretty sure most parents would freak if some neighborhood stranger gave their kid a mysterious cd. The tech-illiterate ones would, at least.

They would probably think OP is a hacker trying to blow up their computers and cars.

That photo is years old son.

Yume nikki less so probably. I feel like the tech minded ones would be slightly wary of a CD given out by a stranger. But if they dig em then keep giving them out.
How many years you been at this now? Three?

Don't listen to these fuckers user, they'll thank you for not rotting kids teeth out.

The only people retarded enough to think that are Jehovah's Witnesses and I don't think that they celebrate Halloween anyway.

Y'know you've gotta admit, whites are a pretty privileged group to consider handing out CDs.

They already hand out 700k to niggers so CD's don't make much of a difference.

That's so not CURRENT YEAR, user

I bet that'd change rapidly, if someone were to infect the government workers and judges with the gay cancer (^:

Where are you getting these numbers? That can't be right? Source?

Damn, Yume Nikki is sure looking good…

archive.is/NAh0Z and archive.is/yGiMV

Those aren't reputable sources?

good thing you can't spread hiv like that

I'll give them seemingly modded halloween minecraft discs that actually contain an auto executable that deleted system32.

In case this isn't some fag pretending to be the real you just to shitpost, and you're reading this OP, keep doing what you do. Even if 99% of kids don't know what the fuck a CD is, or their parents throw it away, if it makes even one kid happy it's worth doing.

What games are you giving out this year? Any new ones?

CDs with games on them? Please that's much too expensive. I'm doing the same thing I've been doing for the past 6 years;
I'm handing out Halloween candy that I bought during the previous year's post-halloween sales.

Yes you can. You put your bodily fluids on the candy.

Only if there's an open wound.

That requires unwrapping the candy, and with all the paranoia of poison and razor blades and shit, it's very likely a parent will notice.

Sorry user, they only play mobileshit now.

it requires fluid to fluid contact, the virus dies in the open air almost instantly.

Better trick, they wear an costume than involves sharp finger nails and scrape the kids with aids infected blood coated nails.

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better trick, they just pull out a knife and kill the kids on the spot

There's this one thing that you can give kids for free and they will be forever grateful to you. Telling them to fuck off or you'll call the cops.

Yes, good thing it's practically impossible for a kid to get stomach ulcers from drinking so much pop, right user?

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How many times did the kids say something like "this is stupid! Where's the candy?" and just throw the CD in your face?

If you wanted to infect the whole block, you could set it up in just a few hours. No need to unwrap, just dip in some fluid that doesn't have a distinct smell.

Or needle it in.

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tell us fag

I'm going to hand out fart bombs and see if I can get an angry mob of parents to come to my house.

No, stop!

Is it so unimaginable for a kid to have a simple cut on their lip or finger, that a stomach ulcer is the what came to mind? And from drinking too much pop? Really nigger? Or were you agreeing with 765fec, and I just mistook your statement for sarcasm?

I give away small bags of chips because I hate sweets. Hello again

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I had a customer at the Walmart come in the other day, he needed an unlock at the games case.

He looked like he had half an extra chromosome, wanted a Sonic game, and smelled like cat piss and looked fat.

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Nigga, thats like half the fucking customer

t.fellow Walmart employee
pls kill me, fuck layaway

What, how old is this pic? Because there was a thread with that pic last year where the OP was genuinely handing out CDs with games on them and that's probably the earliest I remember seeing that picture.

And how are the kids supposed to get the CD into their smartphones?

Why do people like working there?

Source now

By the way, how's One Best Way™ working out for your stores?

So they can run return scams with their friends and family.

Step 1: find out what brand of candy bar is given out a lot in your area
Step 2: buy a load of them
Step 3: inject laxatives into the candy bar via a small syringe, leaving the wrapper seemingly intact

And that's how you get rid of Halloween in your area.

No idea, stopped working there a few months ago after finishing college. Is it new?

that's not what it sounded like to me, people trusted me for some reason and would tell me their secrets. It was also mostly women who wanted to do it too.

It's almost like you don't want to start a scare amongst religious nutters on this greatest of holidays.

whats that? No one tells me anything. I try to be nice and give the benefit of the doubt with people but a lot of my managers are idiots. They don't care, nor have the willingness or drive to go further. I took this job as something easy to do while in collage but this shit is just busy work out the ass.
God I could bitch about that place all day. Fucking heads up their asses.

sage because starting to blogpost

Oh man you'll love this. They decided the big push should be on customer service, but in reality, our CF3 score (clean/fast/friendly/full) dropped from like 92% average to about 70%, and our FAST and OSCA metrics are just as bad. And we're the best in the district

>Rather than working with a SWAS->Department Lead->Associates, home office decided that the most efficient way to get the job done is to instead take on role-based jobs, rather than departments

It seemed like senior staff always hated managers because the managers would be new associates and would rise up to management faster or would be hired in as management.

The worst people I worked with when at walmart was people who had worked for walmart for 5-10 years and never rose into management for some reason. They always acted like they were owed management but never tried to get it.

They probably enjoy interacting with people / customers
Some people do. Probably a mental issue.

Nope. Just the standard bags.

Halloween is a pedophile invention.
Anyone participating in it is a pedophile supporter. Or a diabetic lard-ass.

Nice projection

It's helicopter parent-tier paranoia like this that turned this holiday into a candy company windfall.

wew laddie, just another case of a massive disconnect between upper management and the actual stores. My Department manager just got another entire department dumped on her like 2 months back and finally had a meltdown. She hasn't even properly trained me since I got off remodel, not her fault though. At least she will be able to handle whatever another job throws at her .

Halloween is actually a Christian holiday for pagans. Its like a cheat day that people on diets do. Pagans were allowed to do their pagan activities that day but ultimately be reminded that Christian faith is better.

Then, like most holidays now, jews took over and turned it into a cash grab. Getting to know your community isn't pedophile propaganda you sperg.

t. Jehovah's witness

Satan speaks truth.

t. pedophiles defending their hunting grounds
Day of the rope soon, pedophiles.

I have many tricks, but razorblades hidden in apples and poisoned candy are not among them.

2009 /jp/

REVERSE DEVIOUSNESS
What now monsters?

What is "Halloween Game"? Give me a link to an article or youtube. I can't see to search for it properly because I keep getting actual halloween games for kids.

How is yume nikki tumblertale again? I think you lack experience to make that statement.

My cousin got a stomach ulcer from drinking too much coke, he was skinny as well which was strange.

It was Touhou 8 and some 2hu videos

warosu.org/jp/thread/S3633980

Knew a guy who used to drink a flat of cola a day, ended up burning his stomach lining away and having his strawberry tart take a one two to the floor and down a flight of stairs.

I believe you, satan. After all, sticking to contracts are kind of your thing.

Practically nobody lets their kids run around solo, pedosperg. The only ones I see rolling solo are teenagers big enough to handle themselves. and cops are almost always out en masse to patrol the neighborhood.

Shit, halloween couldn't be safer since the majority of these shits are carrying GPS tracking devices with them anyway.

Is this in Portugeuse?

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no trick or treaters here

Oh ok, thanks user. I was worried I missed some Zun inspired game other than 2hu.

Low frequency job.
Compared to till work where you're constantly doing shit, constantly having to be on point with cash handling or shelf stocking which requires actual physical effort it's a pretty easy posting for the most part.

Also, I don't even open the door for trick or treaters, because I've been bamboozled by the little gypsy kids one time too many.

Gotta say, that's some pretty decent bait.

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Maybe, I don't speak hue languages so I can't be sure.

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It was all Long, Long Ago, 20th Century.

This thread is reposted every year and I love seeing the reactions, but I wonder if whatever faggot OP did this for the first time actually still hands out shady discs every Halloween.

Yes, I still do.

I'm still playing the Half-Life 2 radio sounds over a modified FM transmitter, it legitimately spooks out the parents.

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no it's banana republic language

why do you keep handing these out
also make one with a creepy pasta in it
name it petscop

Just wait until the CD labels warp the disk slightly and the disk is unreadable unless you remove them.

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And just how many kids are actually appreciative to get a game, one which they almost assuredly know nothing about, instead of more candy to make themselves sick on?

Glad they brought those back a year or so ago; they stopped making them for quite a while.

should just let kids choose between a shady CD and candy.

The original guy was posting on /jp/ in 2009, so there's a high likelihood he killed himself already.

He should give away shady CDs of games that parents probably do know, like Doom.

No fucking shit?

I'll be giving out power bars if anything. The children need gains, not diabetes.

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Seems doable.

this thread reminded me that we never got that braixen porn DVD that one jap was working on

He could give out copies of Battleborn. I hear you can purchase those in bulk for a very low price.

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what if the CD had Mein Kampf in audio book format?

just buy some shitty usbs bulk from china, or bulk microsd cards and load with android emulators

spoopy
hooktube.com/watch?v=Y-E4ssXJ8Mw
hooktube.com/watch?v=aQeuGV9f6N0

You're a hero. Don't an hero though.

you're autistic and need to focus your efforts on something a little less silly so you have fewer regrets in life

Those digits are wasted on you, brainlet.

300 copies of RapeLay ready to go.

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Nah, I'm out of holiday cheer nowadays. Please nuke me.

Pozzed water supply full of fag cum has finally wormed into their collective cerebrums.

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I've seen these threads for years and I've never found out what game is actually on the Halloween Game discs.

Which game is it?

found it

I don't think kids in 2017 have access to CD drives.

this tbh

please stop

Post webMs or stream when it happens

checked
what wrote. Don't take that one way trip to gensokyo.

never ever.

even worse, it looks like he's moved on to other works and has no intention of making more of those braixen DVDs

webm or gtfo

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The only time I saw kids doing that was years ago. I didn't have candy so I just said "n-nice costume, kid" to the single kid that was there.

Christ user, grow a spine.

Hand out Jap horror movies or something in the mix too user. Even if the kids aren't able to watch them at least the parents will enjoy them.

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No parent would let his kid play or keep any of your edgy or cringy shit, plus they probably would avoid your home altogether thinking you re either a massive faggot or a pedo.

I also knew a guy who used to drink lots of coke on a regular basis, and despite being a skinny guy he was a black hole for food, and eventually he basically ripped up his stomach and it would hurt him to drink coke any more. Interestingly enough, I've never heard of the same issue happening to people who drink Pepsi (though I'm sure it can happen). Anyway, I've not seen that guy in nearly 10 years, he was a stupid fuck who (at the age of 20-something) picked a fight with a group of high school kids and got his ass beat. Just a fucking retard.

Had a teacher who managed artillery in the army, sad that they used coke to clean out excess grease and shit from them. So yeah that stuff is strong, it's ok to have one once in awhile but not every day or every week for that matter.

How much is a flat? One of those 2-liter bottles?

i gulp no less than 1 litters of coke a day, this is my poison that i choose to leave this world, i get gastritis sometimes, its not so bad tbh compared to half a glass of milk which is a nuke for my entire digestive system, i ve done this for like 15 years, my teeth are starting to rot, i think that is all the effects

I just spend all night watching anime and eating the candy I'm supposed to give to the kids.

Holy shit user, control yourself.

When I drink a lot of coke I can feel my teeth and gums hurting. I usually have to use mouth wash and brush my teeth constantly if I'm on a soft drink binge.

What's so wrong about eating candy? Just eat the good stuff and leave the stuff you don't want for the kids.

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24 cans.

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The cart pushing machines are nice, but I hate being in the sun all day, fuck cold winter and stormy weather, not to mention our lot is slightly sloped, makes one of the corrals awkward

(you) don't fit in yet
but here is the webm anyway

Faggot

What are some of the responses. I love the idea of passing along your tastes and holepfully inspiring one or two of the kids.

fuckin losers

I still don't get why parents freak about the poisoned candy/razor blade apples. Ever since the 50's, there has been no death's via razor blade apples, nor even maiming. In fact, most of the kids to die from 'poisoned candy' Have typically been killed by either parents, or older family members, with the idea being to try and use to old urban myth as a cover up. That, or the kid just happened to die days after Halloween, and the media went with the death by candy narrative before an autopsy had even been performed.

where to buy cheap blank CDs

The only reason you should own a cd burner is if your car doesn't have aux in

are you black?

No but I do have a car cd player with no aux in

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I just go to house costume parties dressed as Holla Forums incarnate. Chicks dig Boss.

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stay classy burgers

Nideo James?

(you)r Godlessness is why europe is being flooded with niggers.

It's all the same shit quality shit as those other people who animate previously still pictures anyway. Jelly-like motion.

Hello fellow wizard, I ran out of Mana crystals, could you send me some, the spell coordinates are "zzarh thynnnzu", I will send you a talking cat in exchange (made too many)

People still follow the basics although they forget the why of it.
C'mon user this is basic stuff

It's as if you want an entire neighborhood of fatass children.

Oilsjt is here to break your bubble.

I want the American Corporate moneygrabbing plastic crap Halloween out of my country. Sadly, we import retarded culture from overseas to overwrite our own retarded culture.

Hitler dubs confirm.

What country?

As someone who never had the opportunity to celebrate halloween, I probably would enjoy it more over the excuse to bingedrink for a week that we have.
Plus it has spooky skellytons.

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Besides, only shitty parents let their kids trick or treat at stranger's houses. At most you will get a couple of neighborhood kids and you will be known as "that house".

Yume Nikki never got normalfag tiers of popular, so it's still acceptable to like it.
Honestly, the game had a bloody great start and yet went to shite immediately. The way they showed how anti-social she is was bloody genius, but the game itself is non-existent, it's just LOL MUH TRIPPY WEIRD LOL with absolutely no fucking substance behind it.
Damn shame, too. Clearly had potential. I get why people like it, it's comfy to get lost in a cool world, but there has to be substance behind the world and there simply isn't. It's just weird for the sake of it.

Jesus Fucking Christ

The thing is, the moment the doctor said his heart and gut were good again he started back up but with energy drinks, like three-four of them a day. Dunno how that fucker has the physique of a greyhound though.

Please gib sauce, I'm begging you

Now if there was just a way to take control of their webcam and mics to record their reactions and upload that to a remote server for sharing.

that "guy" may not be human, user

you should've listened to Holla Forums, user
now its too late, you got pozzed because you didn't move out

honestly a maybe half of them probably wouldn't care
they live in commifornia after all, and they'd probably be too scared of the other half to do anything about it

you could just include a RAT in the .dat

What is "Strawberry Tart" slang for?

NEVER EVER

This is why I always play porn on mute.

Don't you know that pop causes cancer, anons?

IT'S ITALIAN, YOU FAGOTTINI! ITALIAN!

He was too good for this world

one day it'll get leaked
somehow

that spicy ravioli [spoilers] probably fake, maybe [/spoilers] wife thread on Holla Forums is gone, like tears in rain

Immediately thought of

That's him in the second picture stupid.

DID YOUR KIDS RECEIVE A STRANGE CD DURING HALLOWEEN AND HOW YOU CAN CHECK IT SAFELY

By Brian Fagioli

I didn't see him

Heart.

Yeah I do this every year.

I give out CD's of this video dressed as Darth Vader at foreclosed houses.

I've never had anyone come back and complain.

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Sorry man, you gotta go fight your government. You don't have freedom in your country.

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I hope you added Doki Doki Literature Club to the game assortment

Why are Americans so obsessed with Halloween?

Because getting spooked reminds you of how much of a bitch you are and how you need to man up if you don't want your entire nation destroyed by sand people.

Its the easiest day of the year to get pussy

I guess we aren't as boring as you.

It should be treated legally as murder one.

It's really hard to type f:demon_girl and f:bbw into exhentai isn't it?
exhentai.org/g/590024/48688926ae/

Because of the candy obviously

Not really.

Holloween stopped being about kids and candy a decade or more ago. These days it's rare to even find a neighborhood where kids actually trick or treat. Mostly it's just an excuse to party, for normalfags anyway.

The best days to buy candy are the days after every candy-based holiday,when absolutely all of it is given a big discount in order to free up inventory space.

Halloween and Easter, maybe Valentines. 50% off the day after, and 75% off if there's anything left in a week.

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Wouldn't TH06 fit Halloween better? 8 is easier though

A nation of fat-people love a holiday where they can showcase their worthless fatfuck kids, act like adolescents themselves, and gorge themselves even more candy than usual.

Yeah, it's a mystery.

Not him, but I'm on a phone. Danke.

Dont you have muslims to import, or a commie bloc to jump off?

Nope, I'm an Ameri/fit/, which has been classified as a critically endangered species after being pushed out of our natural habitats by the digesting stench of unwashed BO and the trails of vermin (rats, cockroaches, and jews) which follow the cheetoes dust trails and empty Mt. Dew cans left behind by the preponderance of N. American Couch Bisons.

I'd laugh but it wears me out, so I'll chuckle instead.

I'm still waiting for reactions and stories from anons that have tried this or something similar.

I guess I'll be the one to tell you, you're a faggot man.

Yeah I was kind of hoping for more on it.

Halloween is the only Holiday that arguments in my family didn't regularly break out when I was growing up. It's also the only Holiday where my father didn't blame me for his then eventual death.