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Shingeki no Gimme Edition

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RE5's stupid Ai just fucked me, I went through the whole stage and then this fucking idiot died

Fuck this buddy system bullshit

At least had a good sleep?

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I JUST WANT TO BEAT THE GAME ONCE AND PLAY MERCENARIES FUCK

Kind of. Its never enough.

Not going to happen, Colbs, not going to happen.


I know that feel, oh well, at least I have vodka.

Is it medicinal.

Just casual melancholy, so drinking it away.
How about you?

Its too early for feels. Feels don't kick in after 9am. Time for morning coffe and breakfast and lamentations of the women.

Rekt

I am also lurking

:(

I just want to finish this so I can play Mercenaries :(

That's a plan, I've been drinking for a while but vodka takes it's time.

I slept on a Sat evening and just woke up

Living life on the edge

/resumes normal posting

I went to bed at like 3 AM and I couldn't sleep later than like 11 AM

Normally I'd sleep til like 2pm, my job fucks me up

Time for pillage.

happy b-day

oh-
wait...

;~;
it's over 6 minutes ago

Happy Normal Luka Day

cute face

Isn't that a bit barbaric?


Oh.

:)

*hugs*

hows progress on cute folder? ♥

I went to go visit Victor earlier this morning/afternoon
Do you remember Ruben? He got his own apartment by University Village so we kicked it at his pad and we were smoking and watching TV and stuff

Was a chill Sat

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STOP STEALING ALL MY ATTENTION LUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yeah I remember that guy

I'd go but I live in fucking Thousand Oaks and I have to work at 8 AM Monday

Thanks, I assume you don't have any of them already?


I'll steal anything I want to, Colbs.

You're not Luka

OR ARE YOU?!!?!???!??!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?

he's throwing a party on Friday lol
My sis's bday is on sat so shes gonna go too

Colbpls.

Next Friday? I'll go to that, I get off work at 4:30

AM I WRONG???????????????????

huh? ;~;


i dont really save any of urs i guess... u_u
i just liek when u post them~

Yes.

Ah, alright.

Just because it's your birthday you think you deserve something special

WOW my conspiracy theory is shattered

How much of a drive is it to Riverside?

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At least 3 hours lol

If I leave on Friday and can stay til Sunday I'll leave on Sunday and be at work on time I guess

Use ur words

But I'm bad with words, you might not mis-understand them.

jfc Ian

I was so young in that pic

Get better

I LIVE IN THOUSAND OAKS DUDE, THIS IS WITH NORMAL TRAFFIC

MAYBE A COUPLE HOURS AND LIKE 30 MIN

Once I start alcohol there is no way back.

#feels

GATHERING THE MATERIALS. i FINISH WORK TOMORROW AND HAVE TUESDAY TO MYSELF. mIGHT GET ONTOP OF IT THEN. bEGIN WELL.

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yey
scoots quality is good~

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YAY

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I am not even European

That hurts my feelings even more, Colbs.

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Respice post te. Hominem te memento

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adorable face~

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stooped qoobee

Colbpls

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You're uncontrollable.

STTOPUUD KOOBEE

I am the irreversible.

STEWPED CHEWBEY

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Why am I watching It again? Oh wait, Tim Curry. Nevermind

THERE'S SOMETHING TURRIBLY WRONG HERE IN DURRY

i dont feel good

Time for work. Later.
Stupid Kyubey.

Let me guide you

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Have a good one Scoots.

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Good evening.

Hi Goggles

I feel like that pic is really fucking lewd but I cant explain why

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How are you?

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💀 when i was 💀

A young boy

what does that even mean

Good, how's Clocky?


Aoba lewd.

As in allow me, permit me to do an action


Show you how to do something, lead you in some way

Just tired but I don't want to sleep.

she gets raped
so lulz

Go sleep.

Sleep forever 💀

smart ass....

*tucks in*
Sleep my child.


Ow.

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TIME FOR BED

NOW SLEEP FOREVER

It is also a Soraka quote.

Soraka is so fucking gross looking tbh

Ivern is way hotter

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How do you pronounce Ivern?

vulva-original.com/shop-en.htm

eye-vern

What are you retarded or something?

English.

wat

Dutch is better

maybe I will in a few hours.

Stop trying to get into Ikt's overstuffed pants

I just wanna eat some bitterballen and fuck Ikt

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Don't lie, you want Ikt to fuck you

HELDEN STERBEN NICHT

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I want to cuddle and watch a movie with you on my couch~

Oh god that sounds amazing

we'll have to have a sleepover one day~

Come to next AX!

Now, mister.

*pat*


oh

I'm going to go have a nap.
Bye.

Don't wake up :)

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I guess I'll get an Xbox 360 and Soul Calibur 5 delivered a week and a half prior...

New album hype.

I got these sweet pedals and pad for them when they get here too :3

I am :3

Oh neat, I can afford my own hotel this year

wow you rich bastard you're gonna buy a whole hotel wtf

Hotel room, jerk

I just have a stable job that pays well now jeez

Dude Colbs is gonna hook up with Nezi next AX?
Oh shit so lewd

I'll at least be hooking myself up with a comfy room to myself near the con

Where you at Soto, on the floor on some nigga's 5-person room? Lol

#savage

fuck yeah lmao

#Stillwelllifestyle

Maybe if I'm feeling nice I'll let you host a party at my place ;)

Dab

BIG BALLER OVER HERE

Where you crashing at?

DONT STEAL MY FUCKING IMAGES

oh, that sounds nice ^^


I don't really plan to hook up with anyone, I'm really shy irl

hugs are fine though

Nigga it's not even 2017 yet, I dunno

I'm just saying I'll be able to afford shit next year

I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

Nah jk you'll hate me and it'll be super awkward and you'll go find somewhere else to stay after an hour

I like you though so I'll try to entertain you for a bit longer than that :u

certainly many people to meet though hopefully

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You like me NOW

Wait until you meet me irl, I'm pretty different honestly

you're not gonna bully me are you? .-.

Death

Also is colbert gonna fuck nezi

Nah, I'm not a bully. Just MUCH more annoying.

Sometimes I hate waking up.

I was so away that I went to the bathroom and started brushing my tooth instead of making bwakafeast like I realized when I had the tootbhrush in my mouth what I was doing

your single tooth needs care

Clearly it's bed time.
Nini, Neru.

my tooth is fine I had both bwakafeast and toothbrush just in a weird order

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why is this picture so arousing

Sorry, Loco, I don't see it.

As in, the arousal.

Must be the tails.

Guess you're a furry now.

Fuck me in ass 💀

You just don't turn me on. 😐

this explains why i used to change the settings so it plays as tails in sonic 2 then get a huge erection

huh

Imean even a toad fetish is kind of hard to imagine

yoshi foot fetish

it's like he's wearing a huge diaper

ook so maybe if there was like a hole at the top you could insert cream into and you pushed down on the mushroom head and it would slide up and down over toads head and cover toads head in slippery stuff but it sounds like quite a stretch

jesus

you mean like a cock?

I'm sure some sick son of a bitch just wants to shove Toad up his ass.

I was thinking sortof like those things you rub on pool cues to make them blue

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arse_(district)

You mean on the tip of the cue?
that's called Cue Chalk.

And it isn't necessarily blue.

Ihave no idea what it is for butyes that thing

It's to prevent miscue.

Cry

hiya

I think that's a kitten, but since there's no trip, I don't know.

I'm not at the house and I don't have my trips
Choi, Iori, and Kyouko are the only folders on this computer
I mish my ichigo folders ;~;

AHHH.....

I see.

Well good. That means your eyes work.

But they don't.

this thread is incredibly lame right now

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It's not when the shitters are getting bullied

But everyone who posts is a shitter.

everyone I hate*, then

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I was tempted to give a sarcastic quip to the effect of "You're really narrowing it down here."

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Why?

Because I figured you could take it, and it was a perfect set up.

But then I wasn't sure if that was too mean or not.

Waking up not drunk is such a bliss

Waking up at all is the exact opposite of bliss.

nothing is too mean for me

ever being not drunk is the worst

waking up for me got way better with having a ritual.
what do you always do?

That isn't what you were saying last night.


When I wake up properly, I usually get up instantly, and choose my clothes, put coffee on, then shower.

Because a fresh cup of coffee after showering is bliss.

huh?

When you had the fuzzy handcuffs, and after all the paddles and whips.

I think there was a knife at one point too?

rin stop this is making me hard

I guess that works, sounds stressful to me.
I always first keep laying for half an hour, maybe do some things there and then finally get up to get coffee, and then hygeine.

Fuck.
Wish we could set up the pool table.

Oh, shit, I think I forgot to let my cousin know that my dad said it's okay for them to take it if they want it.
I might have to spend a lot more time over there when/if they do.


I don't even remember everything that happened though.

I think cat ears were involved.


Hi, Jean!

rin pls

what is this reference

It was a pretty wild night.
I was pretty drunk.


Hi, Jean sounds like Hygiene.

drunk white women are also my fetish

I am not awake enough for this.
got plans?

I think I forget who my name saint is.

Which means I also forget when my name day is.

Name day wasn't the term I wanted.
But close enough.

I think it was Augustine of Hippo.


I'm basically just a basic white bitch.


DnD today.
Beyond that, I'll probably go for a jog later.
Also chores.

what does that mean?

What does what mean?

what you said

oh yeah, fun fun.
I gotta study and visit gran gran for her birthday later, but hopefully play that nep nep afterwards.
but imma shower now, cya around

Well, basic doesn't actually mean anything.
At least, nothing I've found suggests a consensus on meaning.

I usually just interpret it as ordinary, or stock.
So basic white girl would just be a stock white girl.


The joke, really, is that regardless of how one understands the term "Basic bitch," I'm really not basic in any capacity.


Have a good day, love.

Also, pics.

base

basic

In this context you slut.

lifeless thread

expired community

:^)

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rip

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Well shit now I feel like an ass.

No phrase provokes as much irrational hatred in me as that one.

too big much too big

[obvious willy joke]

fug

willy is the name of waldo in atleast norwegian tbh
as in where is willy

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My best friend is planning to create a gaming channel.

Ooh, that could be fun. Where's Wally, but with various orgies instead of markets/ circuses/ whatever.

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Squishy loli butts drive me nuts

it would just be "find the public masturbator"

bonus points for the girl nipslip and the old man in the trenchcoat flashing kids

Hai Amy!

Nice to see you, Welma. How's it going?

It would be a smash hit and you know it.

Hungover waiting to punch into work with a sore butt. So pretty good haha

How have you been?

Fun night?

I'm doing pretty okay right now, I think.

I'd play find the Willy.

Oh yeah, very fun. He wants to chill again tonight too but Idunno if its for that or not yet. I hope so :3

I'm glad youre doing well~

Well look at you, getting all the action~

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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ I hope that you are doing well!! Have a great Week! ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ I hope that you are doing well!! Have a great Week! ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

Usa? More like southern Canada

this tbh

I think I have a crush on you

This was cute.

i.imgur.com/M6wOhik.png

Stop that !

I didn't even do anything!

Desu succ

Stalking us on our date...

Sounds like a fun date.

He bullies me for being bad at osu and I bully him for being bad at dota, it balances out

Where did you go?

But DotA is a shitty game.


I fell asleep

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You cant just leave me after I didnt leave you
It breaks the rules

Everyone leaves as they hate you

It's better than the other games he plays...

fufufu~

Oh sorry, I take it back.


All games are equally awful, except osu!.

I like love live school idol fest better honestly, but it's a phone game with no multiplayer, I just play osu on occasion

How do you take back sleep?

I play that all the time

By unsleeping

Youre nuts.

What's your friend code ?

They're the same game you butt, I did 2 50 love gem scouts and got like 5 SR's are you proud of me

Haitai butts drive me nuts

do not steal my meme

No because I don't have to waste time doing garbage shit like that.


stay salty nerd

Uh..

Ill tell you as soon as it finished updating

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I will hack ur computer and uninstall osu you f*cking nerd

oki 523623896 hmu

Come at me nerd, my ip is 192.168.0.14

Thats two numbers longer than the usual phone number tho babe

バカ

Emo sluts make me cut

*slaps*
*hacks*

is it different on iphone ?

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Why are you posting in thread while cybering with Subtle to Dan Dan?

I would think not? I dont have one

It was for the best

Hidoi

It says that number doesnt exist for me
686170365

It wasnt even that bad!

I'm crying.

I havent hit you yet

o-opps I messed it up. Gomenasai I'll add you now

Himitsu~

Whats your name?

Shit hour it seems

Waaaaaaaaah


cuck

waka baka flame

Subtle said she likes watching me pet others

did oss just die?

Youre bullying me by not sending a request immediately

No crying allowed here

F

Yeah?


uwaaa

I DID SEND ONE MY NAME IS WAKA BAKA AND THE DESCRIPTION IS SQUISHY LOLI BUTTS

yeah
*pet*

You said you use an iphone?
Jeez..

I guess that is allowed though
For now

Dogs shouldn't be petting humans.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I Do..

Nani !? Only subtle calls me his dog !

You're probably less than a dog to be honest.

Where is this coming from !?

The same trashcan you came from, probably.

Expected, from someone like you~
You dont even get to see my URs

Hey, this one is different, it has an h at the end
Those arent allowed

hmph

I did nothing to deserve this bullying from you

Good morning.

I bet you dont even have any!

n-no but I have a lot of SR's...

Not even event ones?

WA A A A A A AH


You don't really deserve anything tbh.


Hai hai

There isnt even a reason to!

Do anything note worthy?

I'm gonna be not-sick in no time

You punched me in the face.


Mmn, not really.

I choked a play in osu! ^^;

Absolutely terrible.

Yeah, I wanted to cry.

n-no.. the events give out SR I thought, I got a kotori and Eli from events

s-stop please

Well, I definitely didnt do that.
Theres no footage to prove it either.

Sun is also nice

The sun is hiding and I say good riddance

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ayy, me too.

Had a good weekend, anyways?

Subtle keeps texting me like "I wish desu would leave me alone"

That's what a guilty person would say.


That's a bummer.

I wish it could have been longer, but yeah it was pretty good.

Subtle keeps telling me how he loves me and never wants to let me go

Snowman, Kotori Style :3c

Well, alright then

Im only guilty of loving you

He is lying.

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Violence is the answer

I am running out of things to distract myself from more sleep.

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Sleep forever

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u 2 bb

Will you....be violent?

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Marb

Please?

Hyper violence

Wow, way to sully the integrity

anyone lurking that i might actually want to talk to

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well, you about the only person i was considering who is posting right now, to be honest

that actually has to involve you know, responding

3D women are disgusting

you know what isnt disgusting though? delicious english sunday roast

Ur disgusting

Whaaaa? Gross!


Isn't it like super early there though, you should still be sleeping!

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yer a sunday roast

yer a toilet

yer a girl

Yeah sick of your shit

qt you will do just fine as a conversation buddy, my friend i am having lamb in the slow cooker with some potatoes and stuff

Real women are 3d....

if only


there better fucking be mint involved in that

shut up bloodchan

eat my ass

Is it Ashes time yet

f
it was the name of a song though

you think americans know how to use mint? please next you will be telling me to have a cup of tea in it, the mint doesn't sound like it would go great with the garlic sauce i will be dipping it in

also wanted to drop this for Alchemist, just came out a week ago and im sure he hasn't seen it yet with less than a thousand views

sorry, to busy pushing committing jihad

how are you bb girl

Nou

Well do you want to guess again at who this is?

oh you're lurking while you game thats cool

im just trying to relax and get food done before work, i need to get some calories on me for lots of exercise and biking afterwards

i am going to urinate on an unused toilet paper roll and throw it on you.

every anonymous is bloodchan
it doesn't matter who you are
you're bloodchan

I want to play NFSU2 for the first time again.

f

osu!*

-_-

Will you fuck me like bloodchan then??

Now Get Out

thanks again fam

I want to play smw2 for the first time again

sounds like fun, what do you do?

same but with Bioshock original, Oblivion and Star Ocean:Till the end of time

yer a bitch ass nigga

But Osu doesn't have Riders On The Storm.

Well it probably does

That's not what you said when my dick was in your eye socket last night

That never happened

usually like three or four laps around an area near my house, actually i have to go get the bike set up and ready right now, im taking it with so i can go right after

cya peeps

maybe 15 miles total

nice

Ur a bug 🐜

ye mate

Fortuyn

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