How do you easily spot an underage Holla Forums poster?

How do you easily spot an underage Holla Forums poster?

How can you accurately determine who on Holla Forums is a 25+ year old seasoned Holla Forumseteran?

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if they buy games or not

Why, if they hate masterpieces like Skyrim and Fallout 4!
Only true Holla Forumseterans can appreciate them.

If they disagree with me they're probably under 20 years old, obviously.

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I wanna fuck cute underage boys
Any luck with you guys in /cuteboys/? Greentext stories?

Why yes fellow gamer. That is very true.

Kill yourself pedo

Do you like annoying wannabe nihilistic traps who play CSGO and LOL? Thats /cuteboys/

DO NOT GIVE (You) TO OBVIOUS BAITS

Fuck that, I wanna get pozzed with Yoshi

OP is underage.

i wish to do the same with 2d boys

losers actually hang around here past like 16?
fucking lol sad tbh

They post on Holla Forums.

It should be that anyone under 21 is underage

"Underage" refers to the age of majority, which really should be the age of consent or puberty (12-14). Prove me wrong.

People who are concerned with proving what oldfags they are are mostly newfags.

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You can't. If you require identity, use a service that supports it.

Holla Forumseterans don't post baits.