Grim tidings thread

grim tidings thread

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Grim is dead. πŸ’€

yeah he's not frantically saving all my gardy pics or anything.

Isn't pokemon furry though ? How could you grim...

Grim will never die

ha ha i didnt know sweden was in south africa

Grim was posting last night.

Wow, moogs is southern dumb

depends on the pokemon honestly. gardevoir is borderline at worst.
but yeah pokemon is furry


haha it's not really worth arguing over with someone I like.

I thought he said "bye forever"

Grim is a punk bitch

he did

And then he came back?!

Unheard of.

yeah who even does that

I like my cups how I like my Cuppers...

yeah who even does that

Grim is full of shit
He is dead to me
Fucker
I wont even say hello if i see him
🦁

Only the worst!!

with a penis?

OUT

Full of something probably.

a penis?

wow rood


wow lood

Terrible thread

Hey its gotta be what he was implying.


I'm gonna take a nap

okay have a nice nap

shh. no one needs to know I have two.

dickhands!

Handcock

I love how the syrians πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ are begging the west for intervention but would be the first to cry "devil west" if it happened.
Lol
GG randomly drop care packages πŸ“¦ and let them slug 🐌 it out

North carolina needs to control its apes

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Ded

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@Ban

Nono and Nn are Nowi and Nah's JP names.

I'm just retarded and misremembered Nono as Nana.

Nana sore

Kinda wanna cum inside Rin tbh

what a waste

Like if I came on their tummy or face that'd be even more of a waste

yey i got a timmies gift card in the mail for my birthday! ^ ^

You are a waste

Yay

happy birthday here's your present: it's nothing.

*hugs tight*
:)

i sleep well!
and now i'm feeling good~

;~; thanks..

that's awesome. happy birthday luka. is it today?

Happy birthday too
🎈 πŸŽ‰

is it finally sweet 16

Its not blood chan
Jeez

My gift to you Luka is that I'm not gonna bully you all day today

Happy Birthday ^W^

tim hortons is coming to uk

evacuate

you gave me the same thing but I would have preferred to be extra bullied ;_;

Loco how about you step off. You waster piece of trash. You dont get to ruin someone's burthday. You lowlife, rat featured subby bitch.

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hey grim

do ho ho

it's saturday! ^w^


is you happy today too?


saturday*
today is just checking the mail for early stuff lol
RIP bullied.

Grim is dead.

I really shouldn't be here, but Cup knows my weakness.

ah, then I will make sure to say it again that day. congrats.


love ya grim. thought of you when I saw that stuff. hope you're doing well.

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Relatively. I also got dome really damn good mail. Long story short it means my Christmas is going to be damn easy. 🎁

I'm free until Monday. Thinking about flying south to see some friends.

Die

but bullying on your birthday sounds kinda bad tho


gottem


I just won't bully you till Monday then
How's that?

I am an ephemeral being

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DISGUSTING

Grim post the lewdest gardevoir pic you got

*snuggles close*
i like cuppers a bunch!


how is it going to be easy? ._.

okay >_

sounds like a fun time.


but I love to be bullied

we all know your weakness grim

I cannot share those details. But my fam will be happy.
Ah, remind me to give you a folder ir something for yo birthday

but grim isn't gay, guys. come oooon

dickgirls aren't gay

Really am disgusted at samus porn.
Grim waifu a good choice.
Waifu porn should be bannable.

that's good because neither is grim, so now he doesn't have to feel guilty about fapping to them

Cup beat me to it!

But still though it just feels wrong bullying someone on their birthday tho

i love folders!
^o^

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then bully me the day before and after next year.

Cute

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Stop. βœ‹


I suppose you could have any, within reason.

Is it time to panic? twitter.com/4chan/status/779056333249142784

mhm
ice taliyah!

FULL IMAGE THO

Do you want me to go :s


Budget is fucking tight though. Ugh.


lol fuck you

Why would you fuck up a fine a burger like that

I'm sorry.

Loco isnt sorry 😐

Oh hey grim did you hear about 😐

Tsuchi is a full on cuckhold now and Smiles is a whore apparently.

Who'd a thunked.

I'm makin 2 more posts after this

make em count

No you're not


right?

tight because you spend it all on figures and posters, silly.

panic!


i want a pretty lady with long hair and glasses and a choker! β™₯ (who dresses fancy formal stylish)

;~;
don go

What's she from?

😐

I think it's fine just the way it is tbh


WOW

League

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I actually bought an ultrabook recently ^^"

$850 with tax and shipping.

Statue is only $430.

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There's no patty so it isn't a burger.
It's just bread and shit on a tit.

my point

Miss you bruh
Um silly question to ask you maybe
But like
Hoe the frick do you buy US NFL tix?
Whatever
End the hiatus fam πŸ’Ž


Oh jeez who is that?

damn, nice purchase. the ultra book, not the 400+ dollar statue. that's just silly. you and your toys.

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i dunno who ;~;

oh but this unrelated character is Jinx.

her face tho

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If you want me to make you a folder if someone just lemme know the details

WHO WOULD EVEN BE HAPPY THEIR TIT IS COVERED IN LETTUCE AND BREAD?

Enjoy yourselves.


πŸ‘Œ old news


SUGOI
you better be fucking that cute ass waitress that I see you commenting on her pics and shit


US NFL tix? Online.
I might come back fulltime when I move into my new apt in the Spring. Maybe.


It's a sexy Thinkpad, antiglare screen, 256gig SSD, 8gig ram, i7 cpu, shit's lit

I'm waiting for one more decal, then ill sticker it up and post it

Decadent west

Maybe senpai noticed

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Peace fam
Keep safe

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see ya grimu. take care.

damn, I got hard reading those specs. I wish I could afford a fancy ass notebook...not sure why though since I just use my desktop. still, very nice.

eagerly awaiting pictures. bye for now.

I want you to look at me like that irl


Maybe she's happy she's finally gonna get some actual meat for that burger
If you know what I mean


DUDE

YOU ALREADY KNOW

I got nudes ^W^
Shes so loli sized I love it

get me a burger and I probably would. I'm easy to please.

Im easy-cupcake, September 2016

I got your burger for you right here

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I can hear Grim typing all the way from over here

sasuga Wish

That wouldn't be a hamburger.
That would be a hot dog bun.
With sauerkraut.

Didn't do it

Sausage wish

emma

I'm pretty sure did do it

It'd actually be a Das NΓΌrnburger


Hey is McDonald's poutine actually good?

that's a weird picture to post with that. shouldn't it have been a dick?


easy TO PLEASE fuck you SCOOTS


HA


just wait. he'll be back.

I had to Google that.
That has three.
So where are the other two coming from?
That's just gay as fuck, bro.

No, it's fucking terrible lol.

For the longest time they used shredded cheese instead of cheese curds.


*waits*

😭

I don't think I have any dick pictures saved on my computer
Or at least I think I do but that's like in my Holla Forums folder and it takes forever to find because theres so many god damn pics in there


Me, Loco, and uhhh....

You wanna join in?
Don't worry I'll say no homo


I sorta figured

Do you usually have a favorite place to go to when it comes to poutine?

okay!
uh... umm...

Sayumi Takanashi
Andou, Teruha
Sayuki Kuroda
Shino Amakusa
Levy McGarden

β™₯

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cute ^_^

oh hey grim

thought you were leaving

guess ur not very good at that huh

One or all?

There should never be more than one dude.

Grim you should've used this pic instead

Loco really is brain dead

I didn't mean of your dick, just a dick in general to go along with your suggestive post.

duh.


how adorable.

CALLED IT

Listen. I can't be a dick to her after she just said hi to me.


STOP FUCKING KEEPING ME HERE FUCK

you posted at her, now go on git.

Fuck off grim

You're like a seer, Cuppers.

the only thing that keeps you here is yourself and the promise of more tranny samus porn.

Definitely Smoke's.

Uptown 21 and New York Fries are pretty good too, but Smoke's just outclasses them so much.


Look it worked!

Pick one~

:3c

and make lots out of the one prettyest one you chose!

it'll be a nice surprise i hope! to see which one you choose to build up a ton of in the end~

Oh so you do settle for any kind of dick

What a fucking slut

I think his only standards are they have to be white.

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Not even

Im brown as shit

yeah it was a super duper hard prediction to make


when am I ever wrong, emma?


well any dick would have worked to illustrate the point you were trying to imply with your little crude joke there, soto.


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πŸ‘Œ sound

HELLO

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hmmm... maybe exclude Teruha from the selection for now.
but yeah ^_^
surprise me with one of the others!

hi

PANIC

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I honestly expected a tilde.

spoilers? Oh my

that's quite enough out of you!


how disgusting. I use those sparingly here.

Literally everything you said yesterday.

just the one, can't let you feel too spoiled

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I got rained on on my ride home. This is fine.

whatever you say, cutie pie.

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Maybe you should get the roof of your car repaired.


Not this shit again.

I was thinking of giving you a tilde or something
but you just soiled_ that chance

Disgusting

well that's gotta suck on a motorcycle.


what's that now?

this is most upsetting. I will reflect upon my actions and most likely do nothing to change them in the future

I'm not a bitch.


Yea a bit.

hopefully the rest of your day goes better, yeah?

Ew

How Erin justifies being homeless and having an Apple Watch I will never know.

Good. Be upset
I expect nothing less of you

Erins homeless?

erin has an apple watch?

this gif is perfect.

erin?!

moar cute gifs like this pls

ALWAYS
BE
BEEPING

erin is in love with apple..... :|

Only a little

I read this in the same tone as this.

that's the best advice I could hope for, honestly.


that was not the intention, but I like that you did this.

Doubt it.

okay

u_u

Gaooo~

Oh, nothing. SIGH


Maybe you should get the roof of your tricycle repaired.

so long gay bowser


well I will hope double for the hope you refuse to have.


how cute of you to say.

For my next interview I will beep like a never beeped before

Right back at (You).


Can you really get enough of me?

seems like a solid plan. and sprinkles!

that's a good point. I'd say no.

Night gang
Give neene?

do you speak portugal language?? ._.

Good afternoon.

eh

knee

neeee niii

Nigga I'm worth it

pretty sure they call that Portuguese, luka.

use loreal shampoo for the same reason.


goodnight scooters


it's an okay afternoon. how has the day treated you, kisskiss?

That shit expensive, fuck that

you mean brazilian

Geese

Take off another wheel.


I'll have to take your word for it if you insist.

they speak brazil?

wait... where is bra zil? ._.

but your poor hair...


goosen.


I do insist.

I sport a buzz cut

RIP ME

oh I forgot that having short hair means your hair health doesn't matter DUUURRR :^)

I barely even said anything!


Oh shit, you upgraded to a bicycle?!

guess you're just a natural at this whole being cute thing then.

Quem sabe?


Don't trigger me, Brazilian Portuguese is a decayed version of our beautiful language.

what should i eat today?

a mc wrap? a meatbal sub? some kinda soup sand which combo at timmies? a pizza? a starbucks mocha latte cappe frappe french vanilla nut hazelnut half an half drink?

>not shampooing your bald head before your Klan meeting

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Quin esta Sombra?

TRIGGERED

It was alright, sprained my ankle walking a dog so that was not fun. Managed to limp my way back to the house alright though and I don't have to do anything for the rest of the day.
I am sure I will have offers to kiss it and make it better before long.

sombra ARG got me like

a meatball sub sounds pretty good. maybe a wrap if you don't feel like eating that much.


well if it's bald you'd want some kind of skin care product for your scalp, yeah? any amount of hair deserves to be cared for though.


land of the free :^)

ah, that's no good. I hope that feels better soon. make sure to ice it. I'd be one of those offers but I would hate for you to think I'm accusing you of any form of gayness, so I will refrain.

I don't know


What I was Going to say

Fine fine, I get it, I'm adorable. Okay?

at least it was only $20 with my insurance

I thought that's why they always buff them with wax or something.


Isn't he Darwin's latest?
How's it not gay?

don't pull the trigger ;~;


yes!
:D


hmm... so many choices...
β™₯ yeah... maybe just an apatizing 6 inch sub with bacon added too aand uh chikn !

I don't either. that's part of the whole life thing.


you don't sound like you really believe it. and besides, if you were that aware of it it wouldn't be as cute.


that's the stuff.


I think bald people are just naturally shiny.

GEE TSUCHI I WONDER WHAT JOKES ARE


that sounds pretty tasty.

Yes?


This is a trap!

Well, if you're bald, think of all the oils in your hair to keep them from drying out. So there's no place for that to go.

JOKES ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY.

well, if you think so that's perfectly fine with me, qt.

ah, good point. there's that shine.

NOT WHEN I MAKE THEM THAT'S MY SPECIAL COMEDY SIGNATURE. TO BE NOT FUNNY.

You should tell a funny joke sometime.

S A V A G E

yeah!
parmisian oregano bread
teri yaki chikn
bacon strips
sea food
tomato slices
a thin strip of lite mayo
&a thin strip of chilpolte!
seasoned with salt peper oregano
and parmisian sprinkles

all wraped up in a tasty 6 inch half footlong sub

THE ONLY THING FUNNY ABOUT YOU IS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.


Here's one: fucking dogs is totally normal.

I have ice on it as we speak. I will be fine, this happens a lot to me.

Just ignore tsuchi, I know I do.

rekt!

Lmao I swear it's like in leeg where some champions are free

It changes every week

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eh wasnt an equal return

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I didn't play that shitty Newgrounds game so I dunno the reference.

THAT IS LIFE'S GRAND AMUSEMENT FOR EVERYONE AROUND ME ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL


you poor thing. you should be more careful.


it's funny because of how pretty accurate it is

The fact you went out of your way to call it a Newgrounds game makes me think you do.

I will wear my brace for awhile then will be fine.

well that's good.

I don't know how to win.

hmm. I usually go with the sweet onion chicken teriyaki myself. I get spinach, lots of the sauce, onions, maybe some bell peppers, and then a bunch of pickles and banana peppers.

YOU COULD'VE BEEN A STAR IN A CIRCUS.


My only experience with it is Test's occasional textwalls about it.

the game is stacked against you, emma. you can't win, might as well accept that.

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i find the spinach at ours is too... 'dry' looking
for me to bother with it.

i'd prefer if they had some more wet spinach availible for me to add to my sub ;~;

i love wet spinach

Accepting my loss means death. I'm sorry but I cannot do that.

the game does not have stakes that high. or any stakes at all, really.

it's honestly not even a game.


yeah you gotta get good spinach. the one near me usually has that. I like it better than lettuce on some subs.

I don't like it wet though. I just like it to be fresh.

What the fuck?

popeye?

aye

Wet spinach is disgusting.
Do you mean like, the actual leaf or when it's ground up in that nasty ass slurry?

Back to work.

bye bye

Is that how little you think of me?

mhm
that's why when i look for pizza i find the ones with spinach on them!

i love the slurry

THERE'S LITERALLY WATER INSIDE THE LEAVES.
IF LEAVES ARE WET AND SLIMY THAT MEANS THEY'RE FUCKING ROTTING.

I think exactly as little or as much of you as I feel like thinking.

luka that's nasty

the nearly dry spinach leaf disgusts me

I do not like it on pizza one bit.

no :(


why not?

to each their own but blech.

because I like meats on my pizza. the only veggies I really like are peppers and onions. and I like ham and pineapple which a bunch of people give me crap for but it's delicious.

I ate a whole large Hawaiian from Papa John's on Saturday, I think.

Oh wow, that's so specific and always correct! Gee, thanks :)

i dislike the veggies u like!
:)

pineapple disgusts me.

but i too like meat ^_^ at least and chikn on my pizza.
i prefer more~ subtle flavours.

You pour fucking ketchup on mac and cheese.

good fucking taste. it's a superb pizza choice.


you betcha, emma. any time.


I dunno if you can call wet spinach a subtle anything.

please tell me this is a lie

Pineapple is the shit man

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master !~

I'm sure someone still has it.
It was like instant mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs and covered in ketchup.

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I was going to inb4 that then I saw that post and thought I was already too late.

to each...their own...I suppose...

nani ?!

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What the fuck

something wrong there, cute stuff?


:3

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I'm sure I know yooooour reason, bae

Mhmm, my eyes are really sore tonight.

for a moment I was confused, but then I understood. LEWD.


perhaps you should rest them. sleep, or a nap.

So Grim and wish left thread because they went off and got married?

yes well done

I'm not sleepy or anything, they're just dry..

???

procreate when?

I don't know what level of irony this has devolved into but it's clearly time to stop.

pineapple makes cum taste sweeter.

well blink a lot or something. I never have this problem really.

living the dream

I'm out of eye drops too, I stopped playing computer game so it probably won't get worse

you know it, how you doing?

don't give me that look, it's just science.

I'm sure it'll be fine. eyeballs are pretty tough.

doing pretty okay, thanks. how are you, spoilers?

The fuckin' leftists are going as far to send camouflaged spies on me

better since you are

Icky.

But it hurts ;-;

I wanna dress up like a touhou and share an onahole with subtle

did they watch you play that shitty Mad Max game

He said he's leaving you for Luka.

oh stop~
wasn't going too well before?


it's not icky you're just a prude.

so cry about it, that will wet your eyes :^)

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I'm ok with this only if he lets me watch

WOWW

You want me to cry?


He will not.

I bet it would be pretty cute.

Good thing I already had those cameras installed

No, some 21 years old gurl from morocco randomly added me on fagbook
Either a leftist spy or it was you fags

delusional

Is not!


Yeah he has been playing looped footage of lemonparty on it for weeks.

Lame


serious doe just another crummy week


wew lad, is it a solar eclipse?

nigga those are just bots

Fuck.

It's Aeris irl.

sure looks cute to me.


well I'm sorry to hear it. I know the feeling. there's been one good thing keeping me afloat really but life is such a bitch sometimes. hope things get better for you...


nani?

ok desu

What?


You're blind though.

It's a ruse to invite you to one of their gay Illuminati Freemason sex parties.

There must be something wrong with you by the way

Obviously some fake shit, rolled with it for a while but enough is fuckin' enough

NANI ?!

I lied.
It's actually a cover agent sent by Alice to steal your turtlenecks.

I don't appreciate you shaming me because I need glasses, emma.

Tales of Zestiria.
Instead of using an all-divide, I have half and half turned on. for some reason.

So instead of being able to turn half damage off in combat, I instead get to do ~250 damage per combo against a boss with ~10k health remaining.

But the boss does half damage to me too, and the strongest stuff it can do I prevent by attacking it.

So really this is just a time consuming victory at this point.

Almost like the time I was adamant about doing 10k damage in 1s.

Can i half damage you?


you feel better first, i'm a lameo so i can be last place for that


your image? am i missing something I thought undressing was lewd in animu

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That game is a goddamn mess, Jack. I enjoy slaughtering warboys as much as the next man but the game was fucking buggy as hell on release when I played it


You heard me.

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If you had to choose between Desu and Rin, who would you fuck?

ah gotcha. I think I'll check that out someday. I hear some of the tales games are great.


hopefully we just both feel better soon.


emma is bullying me, tsuchi.

rin_

Is neither an option?

Ehh? Do you actually?


It's a bathing suit.

She's a boat.

No you faggot
Go consult Smiles then come back with an appropriate answer


oh my

It was from either Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Dexter's Lab, or another one of the Cartoon Network shows in the late 1990s/early 2000s.

ah. I miss those cartoons. they were both great.

You better not be proud of that one.


There hasn't been a tales game that I haven't enjoyed.

Besides Dawn of the New World, but that's only because Emil was heavy as fuuuck and during the, like, hour I played he didn't learn anywhere near enough artes to combo well.

I do not. but then again I don't think you were truly trying to do that, and I'm an incredibly hard person to actually offend.

I don't like either of these choices.
At least add Cupcake so I can hit rock bottom and give him a pity fuck.

I'll just evade your ruse for now
Got a wasteland to liberate


Everything works fine as fuck now
This game is the one I was looking for
Its perfect while listening to edgy metal
More warboys for me, more shitposting to do for you

noted. so many big games I need to play...


I don't know which to be more of here. flattered or insulted.

I'm thinking insulted.

You were just trying to make me feel bad?!

I would never want to make a cutie like you feel bad, emma. it's all just teasing.

ed edd n eddy and courage the cowardly dog shaped my goddamn childhood


this is valuable data


I'd probably be willing to give it another shot if it wasn't still 60 USD

Insulted.

It was literally -75% off the last weekend
How do you think a slav can afford american videogames

That's practically bullying ;~;

Insulted.
Definitely insulted.
The implication was that you were worse than those two, hence rock bottom.


It's like choosing between different colossal mounds of shit, Guero.
No matter what you lose.

lol
or u need to relax

yeah I thought so.


lite bullying. teasing cuties is one of my hobbies.


I took the implication as that I was better. this is most upsetting.

nevermind the fact that it's only 30 dollars and that i'm apparently retarded
still, it reminds me of Uncharted with a mad max sticker slapped over it


for your information shit has a lot of practical applications

It'd be my one act of human kindness I'm obligated to give a year.


No one likes scat, Guero.
No one.

If you're ever confused, go with the assumption that whatever tsuchi said was negative in context.

You can do it Alisha.
Just a little bit more!

That's like... a mystic arte away!

Oh wait. I almost have a full charge.

So it's about two mystic artes away.

Maybe three.

I was thinking more of spreading it over farm land, but yknow
whatever floats yer goat
freak

Also,
Triggered.

that is my general rule of thumb. I've known him for years after all.

I like this avatar set by the way.


I feel like it's not very kind.


*z moves

You didn't know I had this one?

first time I saw it was yesterday.

you first


I don't believe you! lalalalala


I'm not kill me pls

I overcooked my ground turkey

I'll do my best if you will.

You're the one wanting to use shit.


It's like an act of charity.
I'm giving to the less fortunate.

Curious.

well that sucks.


yeah that's uh. no thanks.


being gone for three years means you miss a lot of stuff.

I think the character is supposed to be that vivian james bitch
Holla Forums doesn't really know anything about guns


YES, FOR PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS
LIKE I SAID
You could grow some strain of psilocybin mushrooms or somethin'

darn it! deal! you nerd

I suppose that's true. This one's just the most common, as it were.

Totally beat that boss without a single K.O.
Yup.
Ignore the grade breakdown, it's lying.


Right.
My bad.

I always get my way eventually.

There are other cuties?


k

well I don't pay a lot of attention to what I miss when I'm not actively here even now, but I have not seen you use this one a single time since my return.


I forgive you this once.

a few. why, jealous?

Somehow, though, the game found it in it's mercy to not give me negative grade for sucking so bad.

I don't think it's possibly to get less than 0.01 in Zestiria.

goodness.

It is edible
I am not used to this stove and the settings were not quite where I thought they would be so when I zoned out it overcooked.

Hmph, as if!

My shock is more to you not seeing this character before, not me posting as it.

This folder's been downloaded by over 12 different people, so I assumed it more common to find.

My landlady's cat hits me with its paw every time I walk past it without petting him

It's equal parts adorable and annoying

That's fine, I know ways to teach you the right way :^)


how's it hanging nerd?

well this is how we learn, yes? you poor thing.


that's good, because if you were jealous I'd have to tease you even more because that would be adorable.


ah, actually now that you mention it I probably did see someone posting it way back in the day, but that was so long ago and my memory is horrible.


I think that's just adorable.


oh my. how suggestive.

it wants sum fuk

I don't envy your memory.

you're equal parts annoying and annoying

story please.


I don't think anything about me is very enviable other than my hair.

What the fuck?

gottem

He posted the pic.
He's gonna fuck the cat.
Like Squash but cats.

You've said.

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wow what a pervert. poor desu. getting dumped for a cat.


yes, probably. but I don't remember. :^)

really? i was just trying to be clear that you'd listen like a good boy for reasons

Hm.

I saw a real girl on twitter who owns a marpat kimono and my dick was fucking diamonds

Were they ever dating for Subtle to even dump him?

why the hell would you walk past a cat without petting it???

Is that Lloyd or Sci?

I will not make this mistake again.
I am glad I did it on my ground turkey and not my steak.

well I guess I've got no choice then~


oh yes.


very nice.


probably never had a chance with that sexy ass cat around.


yeah the steak would have been a real reason to cry, honestly. ruining steak is basically a war crime.

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i'm sad that ian didnt respond to my epic burn

Why

You're going full furry.
It's time to stop.

It's annoying when you're walking out the door to work and a cat just whacks you out of nowhere

What do you think I am, some kind of disgusting furry?

Ouch...

Normally I do but sometimes I'm going places and can't stop to pet the cat

so obedient, here I thought you'd rather the being coerced thing

It is a big 14oz delicous looking ribeye
I am excited for it I will eat it tomorrow most likely.

Fight the cat for dominance.
Show him how "alpha" you are by beating up a small mammal.

any time you're unable to pet a cat for a second you really just need to stop and reconsider what you're doing with yourself
imo

is that pokemon cutting itself

If you put anything more than just salt and pepper on a steak and grill it to a perfect medium rare, you're worse than Hitler.

Tsuchi pls. When have I ever cared about being "alpha", especially against small animals?

Going to work, most of the time

because you can't let your memes be dreams tracer


I will stop going furry when cats stop being so fucking sexy. they walk around naked and everything. basically begging for it.


no, that's cute as fuck.


depends on my mood, really. or what the dom wants.


goodness. that sounds amazing. my mouth waters a little.

...

I put ketchup on my steak

HA

you're a fucking monster.

...

hmmmm
HMMMMMMMM
your taste is shit

LET IT ALL BURN
LET IT ALL BE well done too

Do that really weird thing that every creepy girl with cats do where they pretend to be a cat to their cat for some reason.
And watch your landlady slowly grow to be disturbed.


He was a vegetarian that farted a lot.

this is a meme. I am getting triggered but it's a meme and I know you don't actually do this you don't you don't you don't

Congratulations.
You did the impossible.
You made steaks gay.

Classy.

It freaks me out when I'm not expecting it

My landlady is a crazy cat lady tho, she'd love that.

Owning cats isn't bad but there's a bunch of really strange people whose only friend(s) are their cat(s) and they get all creepy with the anthropomorphizing of them.

I guess I can be fine with less disobedience too

I am looking forward to it.
We have a good meat market I stop by when I decide I need something to treat myself with.

ooga booga where the ravioli at?

Oh trust me, I do not

I just posted that pic cause it's actually upside-down and I thought it was cute

Outside of her boyfriend, that describes my landlady to a T

what a pussy


I can be bratty, don't you worry.


that's pretty nice. I usually just get stuff from walmart, which is horrible I know, but I still end up enjoying it.


thank fucking goodness


yeah and I'm doing that thing where I'm not being serious, silly.

I almost always get my groceries at wallmart. Saves a lot of money, I just get the occasional treat somewhere else.
I find the wallmart does not have great meats so sometimes I go to albertsons for that.

good!

Everyone jumps when something unexpected hits them

I'm not THAT awful

yeah you would like that, perv~


ah, yeah that's a good point. I forget to go to other stores sometimes even though there's tons of them around.


everyone who's a little babby


I dunno. I wouldn't put it past you.

I wouldn't ruin a good steak for the sake of memes. I'm not some sort of meme slut

yes, yes i would

...

you sure seem like one.


then that's how I'd be


gottem

I take minor offense to this.

good boy

New.

nnf

how fast do you drive

good thing wish and grim are known liars

i got flustered for a sec