ITT shittiest games you've played

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nice bait

Im gonna have to ask for a non steam download

Have you placed the PC version, you dumb nog?

WAIT

WHAT IF WE DID ONE OF THESE SHITTY ASS COVER BASED CONSOLE SHOOTERS

BUT TURN BASED AND WITH WEEB ART THAT LOOKS RETARDED AS HELL

I have played a lot of shit games, but the ammount of retardation that these "modern" turned based jap games have turned into really pisses me off, playing this shit kills brain cells.

GOG on pirate bay

You're missing out.

Prolly overwatch. Dunno how people play it for long periods of time. They even force you to play as a girl but cant see your ass.

Spill the beans faggot. Unless you mean grinding shit like Rance is good gameplay.

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while its lighting engine is shit (more a problem indoors than out) and it has that timing bug if you play on less than 3.2 ghz CPU, recent machines and cards can take it
Gentlemen of the Row fixes most of teh problems. GOG version also fixes problems but sadly does so by framelocking it

tl;dr
the game is good, the engine implementation is bad but works on modern shit

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Here's something even a shit taste faggot like you might enjoy.

OW is fun though

There's always What If Adventure Time Was a 3D Anime Game
the gameplay is that of a game that official AT games wish they were

I would say that the porn should be a reward for succeeding but it's probably monster rape so it's more fitting as a punishment

Porn and gameplay are two completely different reasons to play a game

Not only is that game shit but you play as a dude who turns into a chick. Of all the games to suggest why the homosexual game? Even kurovardis is a better platformer.

No, it's really not. It's boring as fuck. I couldn't even play it for an hour before being done with it.

You might notice he called you a shit-taste faggot while recommending it. You're really beyond help.

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i actually liked the first cinderella escape as a puzzle game. why did they make it into an action game?

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This game sucks so much cock it hurts. The humor is so cringeworthy, the gameplay is so boring and unsatisfying, they have an achievement for finding one of the many places you can fucking clip through and die rather than not being cucks and playtesting their shit, and they have some of the shittiest music I ever heard.

fuck the drug mechanic in this game was a ton of fun, too bad Free Radical just got stomped into the ground a fuck ton of times

Not the shittiest game per se, but the shittiest "classic, must-play game" I've ever played

buncha nerds getting mad over video games….get a life

…How new are you?

Well we can't all be cool adult grown up manly masculine men doing cool things like you, Goon.

I think you're generally right, but you should play Divine Sealing or the Yakouga games.

Except there's still floorclipping, vehicles still control like ass (I ended up hostswapping controller/m+kb to get around it) and there are absolutely gamebreaking bugs in at least one of the boss fights. The fixes alleviate the problems, but the game's still a mess, and on its own it's still trash
Defending SR2 PC is like defending a Bethshit game on its own merits

And even after that, SR in general is overrated as fuck, especially 2 and "muh dramatic storytelling"

Your picture is very on topic.

Buttslam for DOS. Downloaded it because the description sounded like the funniest thing ever. The game itself, meh.
mobygames.com/game/butt-slam

This looks really fun… to bad it has gender swapping.

Exactly how big of a faggot is OP?

Oh wait, just woke up and I got the IDs with
confused.

Mad Max. It was so shit it made me furious. Not every game has to be open-world.

And the rest of the game is just a 4.6/10.

There's a mod that fixes the port, I think it was called Gentlemen of Steelport.

Got a link to the latest version? Torrent on nyaa pantsu only has version 1.08, when the newest is 1.23.

The difference between vanilla minecraft and modded is so fucking gaping and wide it's practically unbridgable. Trying to get to the credits in Vanilla is such a slog I can't even comprehend trying for it. The pacing, the gameplay loop of get materials - process materials - use mats to make stuff - get materials using stuff is so clunky it's astonishing. It's absurd that things like Tinker's Construct and Thaumcraft can emerge from such a pile of shit.

He hasn't seen the latest VC game. It makes VC1 look like a masterpiece.

For what purpose?

Even the eye candy goes down when you find the alt costumes.

I have been playing videogames since I bought my very own Genesis with yard cleaning money when I was a kid. For every one of those 20+ years, I have never once actually hated a game so much I wanted to take it back. If I had been the one who bought this game, it would have broken my streak.

Fuck you faggot kid.

Is there a full translation of this damn game yet? I remember there was a partial years ago and it's been sitting in it's folder for the longest while.

This fucking piece of shit right here
I got righteously bamboozled when i thought i'll be playing a Vietcong rip-off hint: it's fucking not

Came here to see how many of the games I love would be called shit for no good reason. I was not disappointed in reaffirming Holla Forums has shit, arbitrarily contrarian hipster taste.

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You're the reason Armageddon will happen.

The tutorial is done with a dude, you have 24 or more different faggots to play with, what the hell are you talking about?
You're talking about it like you were expecting some singleplayer FPS game with several hours and levels to keep you busy, not a multiplayer-centered game about combining your character with 5 other and try to achieve an objective.
I get that you might not like that kind of games, but that's on you. I don't like racing games much either but I won't say they are objectively boring, for instance.

I get that the idea is to build up your shit so you can extract the most from your region before moving on to another place and the entire game is about balancing how sedentary\mobile you are…
But it's still quite a fucking switcheroo for people coming from Minecraft\Terraria expecting another sandbox game and being greeted with limitations on their farming\mining that force them to move out of their region, while at the same time gating a lot of gameplay mechanics behind some heavy grinding so you can't just walts around gathering shit like most roguelikes.

I swear I have no idea how that game ever even got popular. There's better roguelikes and there's better sandbox games and this one isn't even a good combination of both.

some early 3d puke for the PS1 were you wandered around as a robot with a water gun in endless identical empty corridors

Found it, Defcon 5
There is a large chance I didn't understand how to play it as a kid but it looks like complete ass in videos as well.

couldn't agree more. It was like 20 hours long, overall nowhere near as fulfilling as, say, final fantasy IV or VI. Having multiple endings you can unlock by replaying the same game 20 times is great if you suffer from severe 'tism

I became the first guy to ever do a real challenge run of this game.
I don't really think there's much to say other than the best features were the ones using the remote control for your TV shit and calculator.
The actual game is so garbage that after an alarm enemies will see you when your'e behind them unless you're crawling.

This is ignoring massive sprite clipping, general crap game design (half the game is just figuring out what to do), and the straight up color bugs on a Gameboy Color game on the last level.

The movie was even worse, if you'd believe it.

You don't see how you're contradicting yourself here? If it's a game that exists just for the purpose of looking at hot animu girls, wouldn't the graphics be a pretty damn important point?

It's animu, not western stuff. The artstyle will reflect this.

For instance, bitching about dynamic lightning and no shadows doesn't make sense when the focus isn't in the environment but rather in the girls.
Some shadows on them could look nice but the entire point is to practically put them under a spotlight, not draw shadows over them.
The rest is mostly personal opinions, I suppose. Shit models and shit skins particularly, they don't actually look that bad looking at the OP pic and certainly not that much better from your standard weeb game.
I mean, even in the Neptunia franchise you only get decent art for portraits, specific scenes and character standouts, the models themselves are atrocious.

So yeah, I'll stick to my point. It's a weeb game made strictly for titilation and focusing on the girls, this criticism of grafix isn't wrong, it just doesn't make sense.

I don't think people would suck this game off nearly as much if Cross wasn't so shit.

Boobies!

It might be just my personal preference but I like them being at least remotely anatomically correct.

One glance at OP's image will show you that the art style is clearly anime style. The eyes, general face and hair in particular are clearly anime style and what little of the clothing you see is clearly also something you'd see in anime style art rather than something western. Doesn't matter where it was made, if the character clearly looks just like an animu girl it's clearly animu style.

western sensibilities. just throw a NISA logo on there

but user, gender swapping is a plus

I wish I was a nip and could draw, I would make a shitty 2d platformer with cute girls, put no work into it then shill it here.
You faggots would gobble it up.

parasite eve the 3rd birthday might not be the worst game i've ever seen but it certainly was the most obscenely disappointing. it doesn't make any fucking sense, the gameplay itself is mediocre but gets old about fifteen minutes in, the story fucking sucks fucking mega ass. i am a huge fan of the first two and this was a complete kick in the dick

let me put it this way: i grew up unbelievably poor, like, whole-family-is-starving-to-death-all-the-time poor, and as a result i'm a borderline hoarder. anything that i think i might need in the future i find a place for, or if i absolutely do not need something i will give it away or sell it. i never, ever just throw something out. 3rd birthday is still to this day the only game i've ever just plain thrown in the garbage

This one has alright gameplay. Absolutely awful fetishes, though.

Don't forget to include women being tortured and raped by monsters

The movement is fucking awful, the gameplay is repetitive and bland, and the h-content is lackluster. Oh she can wear clothes with A HOLE OVER HER VAGINA WHOOOAAAAAAHHH.

It would be alright if it had good gameplay, but it just doesn't.

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I feel that if it had better level design and some tweaks so movement isn't so glitchy, it would be much, much better.

>>>/kys/

I actually enjoyed that game somewhat. I played it before I knew Parasite Eve was a thing. I can agree with the story being bad, but the gameplay did have some challenging moments on higher difficulties. I really need to play Parasite Eve sometime, are they good?

So much disappointment in one cart.

they're fucking fantastic. i can see how someone with no previous knowledge of PE could have enjoyed 3rd birthday, because it shits all over the character you've come to love and the settings and gameplay from the first two. play them both; PE1 is a JRPG-lite with a great story and some great cutscenes. PE2 was a little more Resident Evil gameplay-wise but the setting was fucking 10/10 in a lonely little desert town

Thanks user, sounds like I'd enjoy them. I'll see if I can find a PS1 and the games for cheap, as ebay's looking pretty promising.

I had fun for many hours with this, learning the ropes and mastering the game. Then you get to a point where it gets so completely and utterly stale you don't want to touch it ever again. Once you understand how to play and how everything works, the realization that it's a long ass boring waiting game with little to no variety sets in. It should've been a much more varied, wild roguelite experience with random events galore and actively difficult survival. They could've saved it with a new challenge mode like in single player but they didn't.

I actually need to thank you OP. I enjoyed the hell out of the first game but found the ending a bit depressing. I was glad to learn that they made a sequel and that this time around things go a bit better for Cinderella.

I also liked that they changed the gameplay from puzzle to action beat em up.

Sorry that it's not your cup of tea but I personally enjoyed the hell out of it. And just think I would have never known about it if you hadn't created a thread about it. Doesn't that just tickle your funny bone? That you went through all that trouble creating a thread and screenshoting your own "epic rant" only to have someone go out and buy the game as a direct result of your actions. Funny how life works out some times.

just emulate them. if you really need to buy them, you can get both on the PSN store on PS3, but since your money will be supporting both Sony and Square Enix you can feel good about stealing them instead

in b4 off topic for not being a game

i didnt like Saints Row: Gat outta Hell
which is a shame because johnny is a fun character, cant believe they charged $20 for it even though i got it for $5 during the gamestop cockup
i paid the same amount for dino d-day and had way more fun as a nazi dinosaur than as a gangster angeldemon
also the musical scene just hurt to sit through

Can people really degenerate so far that they go full circle? Do these sick fucks get off at being productive members of society as well?

I gave this a try when me and a friend were trying to do the "lol play bad video games on youtube" and it was the only game that ever gave me motion sickness, i legit puked after playing it awhile.

the drug mechanic sounded great on paper but the delivery was complete shite

>>>/reddit/
OP has shit taste, but you are way worst.

Superbrothers Sword and Sworcery. This shit was shilled hard during that weird indie surge period that lasted for a few years. For a while, it was one of those games that they were practically giving away, all while constantly hyping it as this amazing experience.

It's a fucking iphone game with some of the ugliest, most stereotypically lazy and skilless pixel graphics you'll ever find. It even does that weird, thick rectangular body with stick-arms and legs thing that truly awful faggots love to do to prove that they're really indie.

The story is completely pointless. It's told in vague, meaningless blobs of uninspired writing and cutaways to unknown characters spouting faux-intellectual tripe. It makes Dark Souls look like Lord of the Rings when it comes to explaining what the fuck is going on… and then the actual fucking gameplay. Do you like playing simon says.. without knowing what the fuck the pattern is.. or where the buttons are? Because that's 90% of this game. You enter an area after some meaningless interactions with the few NPCs in the game, then you wander around until you find a series of things to click on… Then you click on them at random, with NO hints or explanation or reason to do this shit.. until some random other shit happens. Walk into an area.. click on some sheep until you guess the pattern, a path opens. Go through there, see some lame cut scenes and ugly scenery, go back, talk to NPCs, then go back and wander until you click on some trees for a while until you guess the pattern again.. and repeat.. That's the whole fucking game.

My friend uses 4chan for porn still and found this bit on /d/ recently (pic related). We live in strange times.

Same friend bought me Dawn of War 3 as gift. It's amazing just how badly they ruined that game. I really can't believe they thought this was the right direction for the series. Whoever was in charge of that abortion should be shot.

you "played" it?

I was trying to think of a game to contribute to the thread. But you took the words out of my mouth. That was the very last indiepixelshit I fell for. Forgot that I even "played" it. One of the biggest piles of shit ever created. As much as people may want to bait that your favorite game is trash®, it dosen't hold a candle to nu-indiepixelshitz. Steam Greenlight was a mistake thank god it killed off Desura. Lowering the barrier to entry was a mistake.

why is Varg such a huge homosexual? Do you think he was routinely dressed up like a woman and raped in prison? :^)