If you're a) bored, b) won't have anything to do for the next few months and c) like playing browser games with autists from a Manchurian ventriloquist puppet forum, then we've got the perfect thing for you!
Come join the crusade in Tribal Wars 2!
What you can expect consists of lots of enemy butthurt, plenty of shitposting and banter with the normalfag players, general autism and ruining the game for all the people that invest way too much money only to lose to a tribe of spergs.
TL;DR Join us for long-term lulz and to waste all that time you've got lying around
How to sign up:
1) Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you've got the en. If it's .us you'll have to start on the wrong server) 2) Make your account. Use a throwaway email as it doesn't require confirmation. (ONLY DO THIS ON DESKTOP. MOBILE VERSION WILL PREVENT YOU STARTING THE GAME PROPERLY) 3) Don't pick any names that will get you banned (nigger, penis, etc. Switching letters around won't work either). This is important as butthurt enemies will report as soon as they start losing 4) Make sure to pick the realm Eketorp (it should automatically put you in the world as its the newest one) 5) Select North-West when given the option 6) Post username in this thread. You'll get told to remake your account if you picked a bannable name. 7) Start by doing the tutorial and the quests. You'll learn as you go and you can always asked questions on our Discord 8) Once you're in game you should receive an invite to the tribe and our discord server in a somewhat timely fashion. Being active on discord is a requirement.
Hudson Price
I'm 12 and what is this?
Jaxson Nelson
Some normalfag autism for your enjoyment
Adrian Ross
is besto game friendo
boards been playing it since 08 or something
Samuel Smith
All three traits listed describe me well. What's the game like? What do you, y'know, actually do?
Jacob Hernandez
You build a village and also an army. Then you start tormenting normans around you which eventually peaks in you taking over their village which they invested weeks into. All that while taunting them via ingame mail and sharings keks on our discord.
Sebastian Scott
send armies at people and take their villages. normalfags get mad when you shitpost on the forums, shitpost in pms, take their villages, ruin their tribes with infiltration, etc
William Jenkins
I played tribal wars 1 and it just goes into "have to be on every waking hour" mode when you get further in the game, at that point you either have to start botting or risk getting raped by another clan. Does 2 fix this?
Isaac Long
You can get a coop which looks after your shit while you sleep. Also there is an app so you can get a notification when shit happens if you really care that much. Plus 99% of normalfags in tw2 are pretty shit at this game.
So yeah, once you have many villages it will get intense, but it's worth it. I didn't play tw1 but you can handle tw2 even if you aren't a neet tbh.
Chase Fisher
HELLO? IS ANYBODY THERE?
Matthew Cruz
holy fucking shit i was just thinking about this recently. i remember doing a big 4chan raid on this back in the day. Basically a shitload of us were together and we formed an entire ring around the outside of this one world. Back then you could use memes as town names and no one had any fucking clue what you were referencing. Even really cringy shit now like LOL WUT and longcat.
I eventually lost interest because it was both a massive time investment and a shitty browser game. I also didnt spawn near any other members of the raid so i was isolated and pretty much at the mercy of the local power tripping egos. Kind of want to try this even though it will be a huge waste of time waiting for timers to finish.
Nathan Flores
come back to us, oldfag. The game has changed drastically and the downtime is now spent shitposting on discord
Hudson Nguyen
We had almost an entire quadrant of the map filled with our guys like a year ago (different world). We also had some keks with village names. You should definitely give this a try.
Luis Young
I was interested in the idea until you uttered the idea of us being on discord.
Kevin Young
Googaagaamergator
Not a creative person I must say.
Jaxon Rogers
So i made an account. Lord Kek
It didnt give me an option to choose a world or if it did i missed it. Im not sure where to check either or how to make a new tribe if i fucked up.
Luis James
Don't
Aiden Hernandez
dropped
Nolan Taylor
Yeah didn't read the OP fully and changed my mind after I saw the Discord part
Adam Sullivan
They sell user data and pic related, they also ban anyone who utters "hate speech"
Asher Morris
I don't trust Discord as far as I could fling it but some channels I'm in have plenty of Deeply Triggering and Problematic™ posts and haven't had any trouble. I'm pretty sure they just remove servers dedicated to it.
Camden Harris
i feel like you're either completely unaware that you're posting on a site that does the same thing with selling user data or are too incompetent to realise that any privacy protections you take to hide yourself online also apply to discord
Josiah Baker
Discord is shit regardless, but if your user data is compromising you've already fucked yourself.
Ryan Reed
It's like you've never tried to organise any sort of mmo guild or even a large group chat with your friends
Connor Long
I doubt the NSA cares when people are talking about an autistic browser game desu. And even then, if you care that much then you should have a proper VPN anyway.
Also there are shit tons of servers filled with "hate speech" that have been up for ages.
Luke Lewis
you're on the correct world, just accept the tribe invite in your reports
Brody Russell
Believe it or not a bunch of public discords recently got neutered because they had porn on them. Furfag got assmad and reported a few porn discords
Private discords are dafe provided the memebrs aren't massive autists. But discord is still shit
Kevin Baker
Just for the name he deserves the gas.
James Wilson
that's why there is an nsfw function now but okay kek
Connor Barnes
These fags are in this thread themselves excusing selling user data and other shit, luckily they will fuck off soon.
Easton Morales
I bet those guys don't even have pissbottles around.
Evan Edwards
Are you retarded
Eli Smith
Come again? Did you pre emptively use desu since certain words or terms like "tbh" or"fam" is filtered on cuckchan?
Mason Wright
No, desu~
David Morris
Then explain:
We don't take too kindly to crossposting niggers around here.
Cameron Bennett
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Eli Jackson
We have people from 4chan and from Holla Forums, as you already figured out. Just sage/ignore if this triggers you so much.
Mason King
There's some retarded faggot using desu on several boards on 4cuck.
Bentley Edwards
OP should unironically gas himself
Isaiah Reed
We don't want any of you aids ridden mutts around here.
Zachary Ortiz
wtf nigga
Ayden Gray
Yeah, starting today apparently.
Xavier Green
wew
Wyatt Gonzalez
it's pretty impressive they have moot though
Hunter Johnson
oh and That's the same tactic they use every time for every discord/game/etc, they recruit the crossposters first and use them as poster childs
Nolan Clark
I browse archives you fucking retarded faggot.
Jeremiah Miller
I browse archives of gay porn, its ok tho, its not the reeaaaaall thing :^)
Justin Wood
My username is NlGGERBlTCH with lowercase Ls
Nathaniel James
On one hand, it's useful to get your bearings on how the userbase is here. Keeping an eye to see if the quality is still better or if it's taken a dip, you can use the archives to confirm whether or not we're being encroached by outsiders (as it appears to be the case here) Although, that user seems to have pointed out something about a user there that would indicate being familiar to the degree of posting on it, sometimes you stumble on things that motivate you to lurk further by chance. Like one tripfag there that happened to be a guy that I was mocking with some others for a good year or two before I saw him again through the archives and picked up on some familiar talking points, art links, and subjects. Little funny to see him react when confronted about it.
Ryder Miller
Sounds like you should fuck off to plebbit instead of peddling garbage here.
Owen Russell
Yeah, no thanks I'll pass.
Henry Lewis
remember that sage goes in all fields
Jordan Gutierrez
there's only one field thanks to (((someone)))
Jaxon Rivera
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John Turner
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Alexander Garcia
sage
Anthony King
i get my daily dose of butthurt on Holla Forums thank you very much. i see no need to bother people who actually play games
Jack James
Browsers games are the absolutely lowest form of games there is. Kill yourself for even considering playing them.
Angel Ward
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Easton Murphy
Browser games refers to the sort of bullshit OP is shilling. What you're talking about are flash games.