♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

so tru X'D

they're okay

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

u read my mind

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A good lot of you mean a vast amount to me.
I really do want to see you well, Geuro.
That is why I offer what I do.

Said the worst poster in years.

His lips look fake.

THE FUCKING CHIN STRAP
AND HE ACTS LIKE HOT SHIT

HA

'Simon and Garfunkel Sucks'

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Smiles please
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He is only missing a pedo stach and bottle glasses.

post the bends one

Is that a happy tree friend?

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Okay, okay, just hear me out.

Shit sit? Shart seat? Poop pose? Feces to feetsies?

Yeah it's flaky the hedgehog

*/mu/s music taste.

got u fam XD

not sure I ahve the bends one

today my HOMIE brought me a 2 litre of FAYGO
whoOPwHoOoP!!!

Careful. I hear Sci is after hedgehogs.

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o gg

yeah thx

lemme see how scraped it got

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I mean it hurts because it's true

dude lemme post some more selfies haha

No.

Nothing you say has any value.

Oh thats dandruff.

I still like you.

anyway time for sleepu

nee nee gang

I do appreciate it
I'm trying to get there
It's been hard to give a shit for a really long time but I have a quadrillion doctors appointments arranged now that I have insurance so hopefully it'll be sooner than later
And I'm still thinking about your offer, bud. I just need to find a way to justify it to myself lol

No thanks.

No, I can't ollie.

NIGHT GURL

So, what you're saying is that my wisdom will never depreciate with time?

pls meme this

I like you too, faggot.

sleep tight scoots.

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this ones cool im smoking

Accept so I can stop nagging you on it.
It will make me happy.

Rude.

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sure

Pangoro is one of the best.

agreed. he's got a fantastic design.

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And he is Oh so fuckable.

dude fat cloud amirite haha

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I will think about it.
It'll be like two weeks before I even have 150 bucks to spend anyways

classic swastika

thx man

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I do not mind covering it all if you can wait a month.

pls be nice im insecure about my neck fat

Dandruff has never been so adorable

-_-

i'm not one

Oldie but goodie.

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I could literally never accept that much money from you. I love you and I appreciate you but I have some autism when it comes to money
If it'll make you happy, I can probably go halfsies without hating myself too much

oh right sorry senpai

dude right

She probably stinks.

you're so gay tonight gosh

mmm
like tomoko~

*cums*

Give her a tongue bath

See look

I make enough and work enough overtime to justify a purchase like this.
I would not mind. You would just have to wait a bit for me to gather the funds.

I always am.

true.

o shit u are a girl!

There's this homeless hippy dude who stands on the corner where I turn left all the time that looks just like you in that pic.

Heres my steam

steamcommunity.com/id/smilinsmileysmiles/

Please buy me some games ^w^

I'll let you know by next Sunday.
I have to pass out now though. Night man.

goodnight guero

do u promise to meet me so i can lose my virginity????

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Maybe you should save that money for a rainy day instead. And then just throw it in the gutter so that it's washed down into a storm drain.

I think I would actually vomit if any of that white stuff got in my mouth.

Thats probably me.

No promises` >w

Bye Guerlito

okay i'll do it!
*spends $200 on game w/ my moms credit card*
this is the best day of my life!

I want him to have a place to sleep that doesn't cause him discomfort.

What you really want is for him to use your body as a mattress for his snorting, sweaty, sleeping body.

good night kaybe
my special boy
my favorite piece of trash

Thanks for the money idiot.

I am the best piece of trash there ever was.
But I will end up in the dump like all the rest.

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w-whoa why are you being so m-mean all of a sudden ;_:

wow sci got fukken REKT by ban

I had a dream where i vomitted white stuff

my mom's money...;_;
shes gonna ground me...

Was it marshmallow fluff? That stuff is kind of good I guess. I might eat enough of it to puke one day.

going to bed. goodnight all.

You could probably use some sort of grounding.

Goodnight cupcake.

cupcake :^)

night cups

g-goodnight c-cutie
*cums*

No I'm pretty sure it was semen

Night.

true
i need a qt gf and FAST

Nothing ever was quite so sad
As Cupcake dearest going to bed

Jonah must have been getting frisky in your whale belly.

I want a gf who fasts too.

I'm not having sex with YOU! LMAO !!!!!

Was I in this dream?

hey mr potatohead's creepy uncle

tfw no qt emo commie sjw gf who thinks shes gandhi

nighty night

Please don't wake up.

T~T i cant b-believe u lied to me

yeah hi
post a selfie dude

Ew, I don't want no commie. I want a smokin' nihilistic vegan anarchist babe who comes from money but is still an unshowered crusty punk.

Wake him up only on the inside.

ew i hate people who think being poor is cool

I did that before now I have gilgamesh so in love with me that he keeps it on hand just in case probably for spank bank material tbh

It's easier to abuse them if you genuinely find them to be a detestable person.

I think I'll turn in for the night as well.

night squishers

well repost it or take a new one
ur gonna get so much e-boipuss dude

No I told you I wasn't promising anything.

Bullets are good for that I hear.

Don't forget the late fees.

Wake me up inside.

ew i hate people who have fetishes

thats it
im becoming an mra now
women are all whores

k

*cums inside u*

All white men are sexist and racist pigs.

I was under an impression a gun would be used.

wtf i hate white-male-cis-hets now

no one wants your e-boipuss, you pedo

dont be a pussy dude
post it

My penis is pretty much a gun.

I just hate men.

ikr *flogs self*

A HANDGUN MAYBE

Can you break it down?

This is what a feminist looks like.

A deadly weapon.

No, I don't want someone getting hurt.

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since when is it being a pussy to not give a picture already shared around to some creep? if you want it so bad go looking for it

How does someone get hurt? a broken down gun should be relatively safe.

ur a pussy lmao

The only times I can think of that a squirt gun got someone killed is when it was being held by a black child and the police came by.

black lives matter!

If I break my dick then I just have two dicks, no one wins.

I was at a party the other day and everyone started talking about how they are socialists.

Mines a super soaker

no you're just not worth the effort and clearly too dense to realize that

It's a preemie squirter.
Probably pink and small.
You can just fill it up and it starts leaking.

ew wtf
im sorry that happened to u

of course, what was i thinking!
i should have known you couldnt do it because youre just too cool for me
my mistake, spoilers

All this narcissism, though.

I'm sorry you're stuck with that.

I ended up driving home drunk and high like a smart person.

Well I am the best.

Get your own insults, peasant

Its not an insult when I actually feel bad for you.

i honestly think u made the right decision

What grand delusions you must have.

Share drugs.

I only lived like 5 minutes away too.

None left

I wonder how you'd be if you never watched dbz.

that's fortunate

that might as well be it, then again any one that doesn't want to diddle kids is already too cool for you as you put it so you don't put a high bar

oh yea dude i rape like 20 kids/day
it's a grueling schedule but rewarding

Well I sure as hell wouldn't be a little bitch like someone here I know.

I'm also good at driving like that

No wonder you're this way.

i believe u..........

I was born this way.

tricked

Who?

sigh

if that didn't require you leave your house i might actually believe it but your lame attempt at hyperbole in order to take attention away from the very real fact that you look at, save and have posted child porn really doesn't accomplish even that

u think that, cool guy

I just drank a big ass
glass
of viagra

Basically i'm calling you a bitch.

*sigh* let out a sci

Your mother must have been a crack whore.
Also that's a terrible song.

what flavor
i like the strawberry/mango

ugh
dude i have a headache rn
pls get me some vagisil

Yet you're not even in the swaglord club.

I hear if dip that stuff in your lip its really nice.

What did I do?

yea man gotta have that bowl of vagisil on game day

WAY better than guacamole

anyway gn

JABRONI
J A J B O R I N J O O R A X X X Y A Z Y A Z A
OOH it DOESNT MATTER how you spell Jabroni

I have been on the edge of killing myself for a while
and that post was so awful for so many reasons it has caused me to lose faith in all humanity and any semblance of purpose

brb killing self

I don't need a reason to be nasty.

Finally.

there is no thinking about it, you posted cp that you had saved and even said you liked at a point during your perma ban evasions and the only reason you aren't still banned is cause those around to vote at the time of the decision either had no idea what you had done or were just trying to troll bebop

I would rather not be nastied to though.

Well that sounds like a you problem.

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What? Got nothing to say?

I can't think of anything. I am just not into being bullied.

I'm into cucking people and left handed people.

what about being bullied in a friendly and gentle manner? winkyface

No

I'm sorry you had such an awful dream.

It wasn't all bad
That happened at the end

What happeneD?

Not telling .///.

You must of sucked off a dick.

Its all you do

you constantly ask to suck my dick

y

No it wasn't gay
And i dont do that you are the one always asking me to suck yours homo

What? Are you really gonna try and turn this on me like that?

Everyone knows your ALWAYS asking to suck my dick.

Literally when

Kuro Neko: p-p-please let me see it daddy >~

I would never call anyone daddy

Oh it must of been a glitch with my keyboard.

goodnight

Neko call me daddy ^W^

there goes my hopes and dreams

My mouse stopped working had to restart

What?

I guess that's okay.

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you in the middle me o the right

Neko would def call me daddy if I gave him an ounce of top shelf

Still can't see images

WOW THAT WAS SET UP PERFECTLY

I HOPE YOU GET SHOT BY COPS NEKO

Cops love me cause I give em free coffee

and a couple donuts
just a trick to keep em offa me

You work at a gas station/convenience store?

Mmhm

Yeah it's the worst job ever

but but you have to say please

Really? I've always wanted to try it out
Seems kinda cool

I would never ask for such a thing!

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aw poop

July 8 ·

I see this girl walkin in my apartment and she comes out the shower naked and I'll be like "hey what up"
id be like "whats up baby"
she'd be like "damn daddy"

bro if i had a bitch in my apartment id be like

"whats up baby can i eat that pussy"

and shes be like ya

if i could get a bitch into my apartment it'd be over. Id be on pimp status the whole time. I just cant talk to women.

if this fine alien bitch came from space and landed in my apartment id be like
"Whats up girl"

anything interesting going on in here?

People piss me off and make me wanna do violent things
Iunno it might be different for you tho
It's not worth the pay imo

this thread is now a cuteboy thread

Thus, you are effectively verboten from posting.

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There are no cute boys here

cutebred

I wish my eyes were more blue

you are purfect the way you are

lmao good one fam

y-you too

rawr~

id snug a bard

I'm fucking done with you Nezi 2.0

I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH SHIT SAVED YOU FAGGOT
BLOW COLBIES THIRD BALL CUNT

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oh ho ho

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Don't worry you're the Original Nezi

hmph

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Had a night mare and woke up.

day mare is best mare

Thank you user.

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you''re safe now

Hi, Zach.

I've been talking to Test about it.
I still feel the rush.

Or however you spell your name.

hello nerd
how you doin
(its just zac btw)

Fine I suppose. I spooked myself awake so I'm waiting for the rush to settle so I can try to sleep more.
Work later today.

This one wasn't about road hog was it?

No. It was not.

sounds like a fun night to me..

That's just the good dreams.

Then do tell.

Hardly. I feel ill now and just hope it passes by work.
There is a meeting today that I can't really miss.

I had one of them the other night though.
My god it was good.

I don't like explaining my dreams.

Better than being woken up by texts from your boyfriend asking if you were being an adulterer.

I haven't had a sexy dream in a decade near as I can remember.

But were you?

I get them now and then.

He told my first BF that I was.

And let him think that for about a week.

"have you adulterated in lieu of our arrangement?"

Because Darwin is an asshole.

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call in sick, tell em period cramps

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The eggs were not very filling

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BETTER THAN NOTHING

I think I'll just ignore him for tonight.

Please. I haven't had one of those in ages.

they were nightmaress
because i was in them . / /.

Need more.

You are as harmful as a butterfly.

WHAT JUST BECAUSE OF THAT?

Nobody bring up The Butterfly Effect.
It was a bad movie anyhow.

We can have some of that titillating lesbian sex and lay eggs in each other.

Actually, I should probably delete that post.

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as harmful as a BLOATFLY maybe!!!!!!!!!!!1
good morning ther squashen

He had to come back as a caterpillar first.

Morning, Bard.

I was fapping then I accidentally came a bit too much now there's jizz all over my hand and my wooden flooring

I don't know what that means.

Don't worry I'm totally into oviposition anyway

This is my favorite.

Some days I just want to punch you in the belly.

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I provided that for Luke earlier so you could post it.

Holy shit lmao

I wonder if certain foods affect the smell of your cum like coffee or asparagus does to your piss

This shit smells just like a hentai tbh

oh my

Never mind.

Who is this goddess?

Mugi from K-ON

do NOT touch the belly

10/10

Maybe if you beg.

but Mugi is the worst keion

Yet you didn't know who it was.

KY

Maybe I will some day and you will never find out.

This is mugi, you imbecile.
soto was just being a baka

how cruel.

I don't watch shitty anime.
I would not know.

You chose my fate.

Then do not speak

I honestly don't know where she's from fam

Down, mutt.

No, you chose your own destiny.

Kyle are you up late, or up early?

Nightmare.

FUCK IM FANGIRLING SO HARD OVER CHARLIE AND DEE KISSING AND SHIT

I hate those.
Take a baby benadryl, it is always how I calmed my dog down.

See

real men drink robitussin

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I would at least let you know so that you could throw yourself in my grave.

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That is because I have been nothing but good to you, yet you try to cause me trouble and treat me with contempt.

You're right I am the worst and am sorry.
You must REMOVE ME so that I do not cause further distress.

I'll remove you~

I cannot find the God damn clip that was related to your grave remark. It seems like YouTube has failed me this time.

That would be the third strike now.

fuckin gros

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

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That could be us, but you playin'.

dDID SOMEONE SCREENSHOT MY EPIC SOTO/CAKE NOVELLA?

THINKING OF BECOMING AN WRITER

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You would have to add me first.
After knowing you will just remove me I shall not accept.

Goodbye Forever?

No, I am not that heartless.

You have never asked.
I don't remove people anymore.

Good, it will only be 6 months then?

We were steam friends at one point a few years ago maybe.
I never go on places where people can be added besides discord sometimes.

As long as you desire it to be.

I desire it to be never

by never I mean you never remove me, not never add me back.

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Mixed signals but I can go with that.

I inferred.

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bed time goodnight.

Dead?

Finally

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I love it when gg hame
very proud of you

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ow

What's this?

LOOK guys, I wasnt on form okay.... jeez...

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Atleast we had fun! Really proud of you.

Going to try more sleep.

nee nee

Goodluck.

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Hello.

Brb, going for a walk to air out my shame

Just memeing.

Yeah, same. Just an hour nap, though. Later.

why is she wearing clothes in the tub?

Don't ask such questions.

but they need answers

They do not need anything.

What would you know?

What I know.

uuuuuuuuuuggggggghhh

gimma ya ninis and ya nanas
gimme ya ninas

Goodnight.

have a great day gogs : 3

You to Bardsy.

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NEW

Bazinga

WHEN YOU NUT BUT HE JUST KEEPS SUCKING

YOU BETTER BE HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. REPLY OR DOOR KICK