Enemy overtelegraphs their moves for 10 times longer than needed

Yeah, we do that, too.

Repeat a pattern and make the opponent think they're doing. Make you think you're hot shit. Then I spring the trap and just stab you in the face so hard you almost fall backwards.

It's called T A C T I C S

*doing good

to better understand the difference between reaction and timing, go play a rhythm game.

kill yourself m8

helium tits

DOBSON LEAVE

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Look at all these niggas in this thread just tryin' to help you improve your game and you gotta be salty with um.

But thank you for the thinly veiled giant titty thread.

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Rhythm games are easier when you close your eyes.

That's stupid, you think you can remember 2000+ notes? Not only that if I shuffle the song it becomes impossible.

"""Rhythm""" games are a fucking joke.

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Have some real tots then.

I don't mind some big titties from time to time but this 3dpd shit doesn't belong on Holla Forums

There's a not-so-fine line between big and deformed, folks.

giga > huge

Ok, fine.

Pffft
get it
it's a bait thread

I don't like tracking either, makes you rely on I-frames way too much. I actually quite like how monster hunter does it, just starts attacking in your direction and then it attacks in that direction.

meiling a cute

But that still doesn't eliminate the creature changing the area it hits. I.e. after it charges it might spin on the spot, or snap it's jaws to the left?

Is that why the different Souls games are revered/reviled depending on how their attack patterns work? (i-frames vs no I-frames, tracking or no tracking, different combinations of a variety of attacks vs a less diverse and predictable pattern)?
However, Souls and MH games also try to throw you off by having the animations themselves unpredictable when you first encounter them. A creature might charge then seemingly trip and do a front flip, or a monster swings it's weapon, then stomps or charges before the backswing.

Because you're being punished for bad timing. Next.

I can't for the fucking life of me parry the regular basic hollow enemies in any Dark Souls game because they hold their sword over their head for half an hour before swinging it. And then when they actually do swing the sword, when the windup frames stop and the damaging frames start is a fucking mystery to me.

When it gets to the point that you actually have to pause and consciously count out the seconds since the starting frame of an attack's windup in order to be able to get the parry timing window correct, it stops being intuitive and starts being straight up fucking retarded.

Later enemies and bosses don't really suffer this problem for the most part since the windup is only a second or two and the attack animation and its hitbox are far less ambiguous.

Some people are just too experienced for some games like Dork Souls. That entire series is made for casuals.

This ugly cunt in DS II. I ended up having to count the windup seconds out loud to accurately dodge his slow ass swipe.
Hyper large breasts is a shitty fetish, flat chests 4 lyef

My waifu is indeed a cute.

What is the appeal of flat chests?

Saves money from not having to by an ironing board.

Fucking excellent taste my dude. If my current waifu wasn't a thing, Meiling would be my girl. I actually happen to be listening to a jazz arrangement of her theme right now; it's pretty good and captures her spirit fairly perfectly. Since she's your waifu, you might enjoy it a bit.

if you need an ironing board just use the backside

This is the worst shit. It's not "react to the enemy attacking you", it's "die to this move a few times so you can memorize how many seconds to wait before dodging".

I've got a specific game in mind when I make this complaint. I'll give some porn to whoever guesses it correctly.

also I suppose I can give you a few more for your collection

that's it, meinly

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Because you don't have a good reaction time
If you did, you'd react to the enemy's attack, not his silly theatrically over-dramatic fake windup. Does this mean all it takes for you to get beat up in a real fight is for someone to fake a punch windup for longer than expected?
Pathetic

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Is that a benis in the second picture?

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That image is better. And yeah I admit the long legs had a certain kind of charm but they caught me off guard at first.

meiling a best tbh

also what the fuck is this thread; it's 1/4 people replying to op, 2/4's boobs, and then 1/4 meiling derail, and there's a bit of overlap with the meiling and the boobs
it's fucking amazing

the game is punishing you for not learning the attack patterns of the boss

Thanks. She's a good girl. That arrangement is pretty nice.

Good stuff, though I can't say I approve of lewding my waifu.

Not all fan art depicts her as muscular, but that's fine. I still love her all the same.

I wholeheartedly agree.

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Stand still.

She's not my waifu but she is my favourite 2hu. I recommend checking out the eragames thread over at /hgg/ if you haven't already for maximum 2hu waifu autism.

Movement control bullshit aside- the harder circuit with different movesets was kinda cool. I know it's 90% fucking with your muscle memory, but it's still cool if you want to work out how to get stars as fast as possible, one hit knock-outs, and the challenges afterwards.

Isn't that the bitch with lopsided tits?
DISGUSTING

Ayy don't worry; we all have our own interpretations and experiences of the characters we see. The Meiling I like to think about is different from your Meiling, who belongs all to you and loves you just as much as you love her.

But even then, we both like the same character despite this uniqueness in our perceptions of her, and if anything, this gives us something to relate over and become brothers through dick/anime girl unity. Have some non-lewd Meiling.

Holy shit you're a brother of taste. I actually have eraThe World open right now, and I've just been spending my time in game helping Meiling with gatekeeping and getting comfy and occasionally chilling out with Cirno and some of the other Scarlet Devil Mansion 2hu's, and some fairies from the Misty Lake. I highly prefer eraTohoK's Meiling as she's more realistic and not the exaggerated fanon one who falls asleep on the job every single day she gatekeeps, but this one is still pretty cool. Aside from the exaggerated sleeping she's actually pretty realistic to what Meiling is like, and I like that. Those fucking era games are comfy as hell.

Sadly I only play the translated ones like LiG since I can't into nip. But yeah, the Era games are pretty good despite a lack of constant and good translation. Not many games let you romance a waifu and sex her up so much she starts raping you on sight.

Punch Out Wii though is an offender on the other side of the spectrum. They telegraph fucking everything, even Star chances. Then you get to Sandman who usually has very light telegraphs and you're just wondering when the fuck can you actually do some damage to him. Granted he's immensely better than Mike Tyson, but it's still jarring to go from being handheld the whole game and suddenly having this enormous difficulty spike, especially after how dumb Super Macho Man's got.

I'm pretty familiar with eratohok, TW, and LiG. Wish she had more custom/translated dialogue and scenes.

That's true.
It sure is nice to see others who like Meiling, but no unity through dick when my waifu is involved.
Nice stuff.

Kinda wish she wouldn't go sex crazy every time I want to spend time with her.

Dark souls? I remember the retarded rotfaces with swords having this one attack where they hold their sword back for three years and attack out of nowhere.

Certainly.

heh

wewewew

If its easy for the casuals it should be just as easy for you
Quit whining and git gud

that would be DS 2, i hate these royal swordsmen, they are bullshit, and also attack you in packs at the beggining of the game to make it worse, and they hit like a motherfucker, fuck miyazaki

>Doesn't kill on hit, but you have to do the whole fight's gimmick from the start again and you've wasted all your stuff

Good reaction time would be realizing that their wind-up is a bluff or on a delay and canceling/holding your counter for the exact right moment.
What you have is good knee-jerk reflexes with limited stimulus and no refinement.

people who think that slow over telegraphed attacks are there to throw the player off rhythm are over estimating them. the real reason this is common in modern games is because of console shitters playing on shitty high latency TVs.

Are you talking out of your ass for a reason?

Punch-Out Wii actually used this shit to great effect. You beat a dozen boxers and start to get the hang of the game, then it throws Soda Popinski at you with his weird-ass timing. The rematch boxers are even trickier at this, especially Sandman 2.

But that's a game series based on losing and continuing repeatedly until you figure out your weirdo opponents' moves. OP would probably hate it.

I know that feel.

I actually really liked how after you complete the game and become world champion. You have to defend your title against everyone except they're now much harder and have new moves.

I want to sit between those bean bags.

post more cowtits

you can play rhythm heaven with your eyes closed

i sure do enjoy big titties

Good taste, J7W's stuff is great.

I think I know what this user is saying. I had this problem when I played arkham origins. It's shit, I don't even remember if I bought it or pirated it. I had tremendous trouble with slade because this is how it works. In every fight before you would parry just as you were attacked, but in slade's fight they added in a super slow motion thing to help the player parry his attack. However I was parrying his attack as I was other enemies. So it actually messed me up until I realized what they had done. It was an instance of them trying to make the fight easier, but actually made it harder for me. Once I figured out what they had done I beat him easily.

Especially on lolis. It's the best of both worlds. It's like peanut butter and chocolate.

What kind of fucking design decision is that? Why try to make the boss fight easier than fighting mooks?

brace yourself, this may be weird. reaction times vary between people and displays. this isn't a case of muh console or muh casual, you're just being completely retarded

That's not at all about what I was saying. said the Slade fight had slow-mo to help players counter his attacks, while all the normal enemies beforehand didn't. I'm questioning the logic of adding mechanics to a boss fight to make it easier, while said mechanics don't exist for common enemies.

I must agree, but for different reasons.

shit meant to spoiler

I honestly don't know, it would have been better if they simply had given slade more animations to parry your attacks, and counterattack. I guess that would require work though. Sad fact is his bossfight was close to the first, and was the best out of all of them.

disregard, i suck cocks then

Big boobs are for feeding and titfucking.

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bork bork

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Seriously though, those wayyy overly long windups are, (I really hope it was not so , but it is) because "some people" need just that much more time to react. Those animations throw you off because they are stupidly long and they don't flow with the game. Welcome to the Idiocracy of games.

What can I say, I'm a weirdo.

rafael nadal is such a fucking wierdo

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak dairy performance looks like.

I used to be a flat elitist before finding his stuff

big huge tits dont hurt lolis backs because they have such uplifting personalities

Well when you really think about it, no matter how strong a boss is it's just ONE DUDE. A bunch of regular dudes can beat your ass way quicker than one really buff dude any day.

Is this the big tits thread?

Yeah, but it's not the furshit thread.

You don't care much for her, do you?

youd have to be in some deep denial to assume others dont have the same waifu. maybe hes just happy to share what he enjoys

Dark Souls 3, to be exact.
Have some porn.
Hentai is porn.

what a gay

Snouts not welcome.

tits are universal you raging faggot.

get those A Cups out of here

id rather the furry porn

The terms of the Waifu Armistice of 2006 specifically state that there are no shared waifus, merely large numbers of very similar ones. That said, posting lewds of your waifu is still mild cuckoldry. It's like sharing pictures of her identical twin that goes by the same name and lives the same life - they may not be the same person but there is definitely less than a normal degree of separation between them.

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sounds like some propaganda to get people to stop posting lewds

moar

this reminds me, why do bullets in some shooters have a sprite thats not indicative of their actual hitbox? its generally the case with larger bullets, but why is this done do you think?
is this just often a case of "we want this bullet to look cool and dangerous regardless of how it fucks with our players heads"? or is it intended to be deceptive?

pic related

Nice

You can't see them. There's just an impression in the cloth, and that's the most you're gonna get out of it.

There might be a little sex appeal in it, but it's not what you could consider to be lewd.

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Nice.

Man Centorea's cow tits are great.

I'll take the one on the right because at least it has a human body.

Fun fact, Chelsea Charms is one of the few recipients of a quickly outlawed method of breast enhancement where the "filling" continues to absorb fluid from your body over time and the titties just keep getting bigger. They might have finally stopped recently but they've been growing, post-surgery, for most of her career.

Don't you be trying to restart that shit you triple niggers

Can't furries and monsterfags get along just once in these threads? Do you have to pick a fight every time?

You're not helping Furfag shitposter.

wot are you ralkin' about?
That's a cute girl mang.

im sure im not the only monster girl lover who isnt looking to lock horns or get offended over nothing. as far as im concerned were getting along while autists are being autists

tits killed chat.

Both of your examples are shit. Nobody at /monster/ claims the Sphinx to be a monstergirl, so you shouldn't either.

Forgot the webm.

Sure thing, fam.

Kill yourself, eternal kike shitposter

Centorea would have to drunk, she's way to shy for that. Maybe during a fullmoon.

Big Tits and Oppai Loli, I knew the OP pick wasn't going to let me down

how 'bout no.

What exactly is the difference between monster girls and furry? Both of them seem like fetishes for people with twisted libidos

I then realized I spoke too soon

The difference is that one is shit and the other isn't. The correct answer is clearly ___

Thread was fun while it lasted, see ya'll next titty thread.

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Make me. And learn to sage while shitposting.

That was sarcasm, if you haven't noticed.

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Daily reminder

Slim and Fit > Big and Thicc

Nice tits.

About time an user gets back on topic

I like both.

what a fucking casual.

but those don't have big boobs

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Don't ask questions you if you can't handle the answers user.

Also The Lancer Sisters and Medusa are best servants

Eh.

what?

hey doods. Here's the boobs.

I botched that sentence, but the gist of it was me trying to tell you that you don't want to know

No one asked for your nudes.

I got muscle tits the oni too.

Yeah, I knew that could potentially backfire on me. anyway going to sleep, overall 8/10 thread so far

You know user you aren't so bad, I guess the whole Don't judge a book by it's cover thing was for people like you

Why can't they get along? Most furries are obnoxious. It's not impossible to appreciate both but the muzzle thing can bother me too.

Furfags will never give up until people hate monsterfags.

I see a contradiction here. I go on both /monster/ and /kemono/ and I've seen no such thing.

laugh it off and move on

morino hon's meiling > other meiling

That's because /kemono/ isn't considered furfaggotry :^)

>/kemono/ isn't considered furfaggotry

If your waifu had sentience then she would definitely not choose any of you low testerone fat faggots. Also just because some loser claimed so, it doesn't change the fact that your waifu is still a slut and "dates" thousands of other dudes.
Get real. Just like you stopped caring about 3dpd do the same for 2dpd. It's eating your life away man.

LIES, BEGONE 3D DEVIL YOU WILL NOT LEAD ME ASTRAY FROM THE PURE PATH OF 2D MAIDENS WITH YOUR PINK FLESH YOU HORRIBLE CUNT YOU BITCH

But user, you are the 3D.

DaS2 was made by B-team while Miyazaki was working on Bloodborne.

87.5% MALE

user…
also, what game?

But the whole reason 2D is appealing is because it's NOT real.

Wew lad.

88.1% Male

Wew.

Some lump them together so I was just making sure. Also the game is Super Robot Wars Endless Frontier for the DS. It's a pretty fun game with some good music.

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It's actually a bug with Sun and Moon, every ratio other than 50/50 and 100% is slightly off.

I've seen this chick in a bonerific reiji/xiaomu doujin (one of the few that exist)

I've only caught them in project x zone, but I've instantly fallen in love with them (along with saya). Are they characters within the Super Robot Wars universe, or are they just 3 really fun characters stuck in versus hell

titties

waggyfag, is that you?

who?

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At least post something fappable.

How about neither?

What the fuck even is this site anymore? As time goes on more and more people just start forgetting about thread and board quality and contributing to the community and just start shitposting about gay shit. I'll admit the sudden furry was pretty gay but otherwise, fuck, it didn't need to become this. Time to post a few more tiddies for the thread.

2HU fags, pokefags and furries are the worst.

You were the one who first posted Meiling

sausages are the wurst

Her name is Yamato if you really wanted to know user

what's wrong with 2hus

nice

best thread in yeeeeeeeeaaars

Did I say I was complaining about the Meiling derail? I thought it was hilarious to see a thread get short-term derailed by discussion and adoration of a singular character that isn't even related to the main topic at hand in any way, shape or form

OP made a shit post therefore the thread was converted into a shitposting thread

Not once did I or anyone else complain about it, just stating facts. There's a furfag who won't stop posting female braixen porn, and it triggers him something fierce when people tell him he's a fag since Braixen are mostly male.

Exterminate the screeching furry bitch fetishist.

Thanks.

That's pretty neato

I like my furshit as much as I like oni girls.

God I love tits

Serval's best feature are her ears.

too soon

Kemoshit get out REEEEEEEEEEEEE

god damn that artist makes me hnnggh. Big tits and cute style.

If the filename is telling the truth, then isn't this CP?

There's a special place in hell for you. I'll see you there

Welp how ya gonna feed em' all mang

When they hug you, they're holding you closer to their heart.

more like dick.

Why do you guys need to get your porn from image boards when there are catalogued, categorized, tagged and searchable databased elsewhere?

It's not the game's fault. You made a mistake. Let it go.

what makes you think they do

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Boorus and other tagged sites usually have a lot of shit between good pics, whereas non-porn image boards usually have acceptable+ image dumps.
I only get the pics I like and tag them in hydrus with my own tags, which makes it easier to find pics according to some subjective standard or unexisting tag.
That said, I do use boorus, I just like the random porn dumps because they usually have images I wouldn't normally find.
Pic semi-related. I haven't imported it to hydrus yet, much less tagged it.

Idiots like are the one who should leave.

Part of the thrill of random shit that people post, even and perhaps especially on Holla Forums, is the notion of finding something that i would have even considered otherwise.

They do worse than that.

When the main hero is a near-superhuman martial arts master with a ton of gadgets, another martial arts master with a ton of gadgets is going to be a harder fight than a few thugs who know how to bar fight at best.

This is decently accurate. I might make the case that Holla Forums tends to have slightly better tastes to generic furshit, but that's about all I'll say.
Pictures like your shitty stickfigure guys are more my speed, honestly. Run a more beastlike /tg/-tier monster qt to sex.

So much projection.

Also this is literally the same argument that liberals use regarding homophobes being secretly closeted faggots. Just bullshit, keep telling yourself that.

It's not like I fap to images posted here, I use manga for that. I just appreciate cute lewd girls.

I knew it.

Pretty sure thats' wrong, mate.
Besides, you've still got your horse cunt, and your snake cloaca.
Not that I dislike cloaca, per say, just that if you're going to jam it on a human, and then complain about any other monsterous traits, you're going to look a touch like a hypocrite.

This thread's shit anyway, tits are for fags.

Bestiality is illegal.

They're original characters from Namco x Capcom

I don't mainly. However, you can't catch everything on boorus or Pixiv. Especially when things aren't tagged the way they're supposed to be. There's a ton of sumata/thigh sex material on Sad Panda and boorus that simply don't have the label. Also someone can post something you didn't even know you wanted or existed.

That is, unless it's Canada and there's no penetration.
archive.is/jMvxb

Another group of characters who would do great in a Capcom VS game. But you can't expect quality from modern Capcom.

If you played fighting games with this mentality you'd be fucking destroyed by any player that got wind of your shit.

Literally (yes, literally) every enemy with parry-able attack in Dark Souls has the same tell for your timing. I realized this at about Sen's Fortress and it somewhat trivialized the rest of the game, to the point the combat is imperfect: because it's predictable, not because the timing is wonky.

Every attack has the enemy bring his weapon arm behind the "line" of his shoulders/torso. Once he finally swings it forward, push the parry button as his arm moves past his torso, and you'll parry the attack.

The telegraphing for some enemies can be weird due to their designs, but every attack follows that rule.

It's a shame he went from a really weighty, bubbly art style (if that makes sense) to the same airbrushed shit every furry pornographer churns out.

It isn't bestiality if it's sapient, you ask me.
Sapient as in "possessing human-level or greater intelligence", basically.

/monster/ takes in everything except "muh snouts". Meaning space elves, inklings, and even /clang/.

I'm not sure how far into CLANG they're willing to go, though.
I think it has to be a human-looking android.
I doubt, for instance, they'd be okay with threads about wanting to fuck the 20 ton chicken walker.

Might as well just fuck a car exhaust if you're that far gone.

/monster/ is simultaneously a board that finds literally almost anything attractive, but won't even consider "trash" like the nu-XCOM Viper due to muh snout. They're dumb.

I did not recognize the threads topic after reading partway through the thread. However, the line gets crossed when tits are big and droopy to the point they start to cover the waist.

In my defense, it mostly comes from a dream I had what revolved around the mech having its own ai what effectively functions as a co-pilot, only it was incredibly experimental, and didn't quite understand things completely, so viewed piloting as a form of marriage.
Pleasant dream. Wish I remembered more details beyond that. Even there, I had to fill in some gaps.

In any case, can you really say you don't lust after dem legs?

Sorry, I am only attracted to 3 and lower on this scale.

Speak for yourself user, I came into the thread announcing what I like.

The Viper is just plain trash an not attractive

I'd go up to a 5 on that scale

That's literally the point, though. To throw off your timing.

You're not. You're being punished for assuming an attack is going to be timed how you think it is.

Ebin post my /fur/ dude, your straw man like your diaper and choice of tags is full of shit.

At that point, why not just lust after humans? It's 7+, for me, though gigantic space ship is a touch of a stretch, but then spaceships with their own ghost personality type jazz've always been a deep love of mine.
5 is also acceptable to certain degrees. Has to be a different sort to the picture, though. Think more Geth, at most human level, military-model camera-eye jazz ideally.

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It's all about memorising the right timing for these games. That includes swings that move at different speeds, so you gotta watch out for the slow ones.

Once you've got that down, it's about memorising their combos and quickly being able to tell when they're gonna follow up their combo and when they're gonna stop there. Once you know that, you have to know which combo end gives you enough time to attack/heal and which combo end doesn't.

Call me when you see a /monster/ meet up where they ruin a hotel and get banned from an entire state for and by their shit taste among the rest of the filth.

Can you fags at least stay on topic and post about what this thread is really about

this is now a gyaru thread, post more

Maybe if it looked more female? Though even then you'd have size problems

I'm not /clang/ purist but come on now

Also with Fume Knight in particular, the second form is easier for some reason.
It's useful to go in with Veldstat's helmet right from the start to trigger the rage of the poor fuck.

It just doesn't work without some kind of soft flesh.

Stay on topic, fag.

I don't have much much user, But I'll post what I can

The delayed attack is definitely something they took from DS2 and abused in DS3, a bunch of enemies have it. For fans of the older games, it forces you to relearn the timing for the rolls. It's kind of silly to see them hanging their stupid weapon for really long before they swing, but it's effective in throwing you off.

Hey, I'm not saying furries aren't cancer. Certainly not the IRL types.
Just saying, the whole 'MUH SNOUT = DEGENERATE' is a bit autistic.

I like Severance because it's deeper in a way. It's both about timing and knowing which type of swing to make, and whether to connect it with a followup combo depending on the enemy and how you hit him.

In some situations in Dork Soles where you'd normally be forced to just wait till the enemy stops blocking (in case you don't have a weapon good enough to break guard), Severance steps up and gives you more strategic options like doing a left swing if you see the enemy's shield is on his left hand (so his left side from your perspective is unprotected ).

I want her to be my fluffy waifu for laifu.

I disagree, I refuse to believe there is a stopping point, let it in one form they keep posting it in more degenerate forms, that shit is why you can't have simple pokemon threads anymore without fags posting porn of the bloody eeveelutions and and that one fox mon from Gen 6.
It gets allowed in one form without being called out for degeneracy it comes back in the next stage up and up until the topic is ruined.
There will never be another v plays pokemon firered and emerald like there was 2 years ago because it would be ruined by damn furry posting

Problem I have is the /monster/ shit seems to dive straight into the same route of autistic degeneracy.
After all, ultimately, it ain't the poke-porn I have issue with. It's the derailment, typically.
/monster/ fags've definitely shown they've got that capacity in them.

Ultimately, I'd argue it's the people to the posts.
Besides,if that's really your position, you still don't need the 'IF SNOUT IT IS DEGENERATE LEAVE GO AWAY' type trash.
/tg/ allows snouts, and gets along perfectly fine, with qt proper monster girls, rather than shitty nip vanilla trash monstergirls what're practically just human most the time, except for when their lower half is literally that of an animal.

No, it's just that snouts are the purview of /fur/, not /monster/

That's some milquetoast shit user.

do you ever get tired at being triggered that hard by an image?

well when you put it that way

git gud

now back to anime tiddies

Shit fetish.

This is a bit more of an understandable position, I suppose, in that you're more saying the fetish is exclusively for snout-lacking whatnot.
Assuming it isn't still leaving on judgement of furshit as somehow inferior to /monster/shit, anyway.

I'd still have issue with the casualness of the fetish, but then, I'm always shouting at furries for that anyway.

Yeah, they show up like weeds, you get rid of them instantly or you end up with more next time you see and so one and so one. You go right into calling it degenerate and remove it now.
/tg/ is a place that's gotten cucked out it's own ideas then copyright striked by it's own users, I don't trust any method they use, it's a board that clearly wants itself to burn down.

Yes, because telling people they did a bad will totally make them stop. Retards like you are literally the cause of the problem.

/tg/'s literally the best board on the site, what on earth are you smoking mate?
I've yet to hear any such nonsense about some kind of 'cucked out of its own ideas and then copyright striked'.
Are you referring to the TPQ stuff?
That's not really /tg/'s area. /tg/, after all, is 'traditional games', and 8ch's /tg/ doesn't actually let the CYOA jazz float around, as it has a habbit of flooding the board.

Anyway, 2 through 4 is the best.

I don't really want to get into, and I'm fine with /monster/ having their own little containment board, but that image is entirely true.

Keeping it up after told to fuck off is derailing and gets you a time out Fido.

4 is best. 3 is okay.
5 is only acceptable in special circumstances.

Actually Towerfag DCMA was rejected because he had no grounds to stand on and later Gats quit and disassociated with him for his actions.

But enough of this lets get back on topic

Ah, so he is talking about the TGQ stuff?
Pretty sure that's not really a /tg/ matter.

Protip: people posting furshit on Holla Forums are just shitposters and trolls, most aren't even into it at all. By throwing a shitfit like an autistic toddler, you give them the exact response they want which only makes them do it more. Compare to /tg/, where when furshit gets posted they either ignore it or stat it out and discuss what kind of culture it would have and any geopolitical relations it would have within a setting.

Sanzo is a hero.

Is it any wonder that TG game turned to shit? It was based on shit.

:^)

Op is a faggot for pretending every game should require the exact same reaction across everything.
If he's getting caught by a wind up animation because he's mashing that MF dodge button the instant the enemy was a twitch that's his fault and he should learn to actually adjust.

does a twitch*

Fine user, tell me why it's wrong.

Because neither one is a monster girl you dope.

I understand OP's position, but it is pretty shit. You learn to adapt to the way the game works through experience.
Git gud, basically.

Maybe if you dont post that trash here and/or out yourself as a furfaggot, you wouldnt get bullied.
>>>/fur/ & >>>/kemono/ are that way. Please see yourself out.

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Closest I've had to it is Bayonetta where the actual attack animation speeds up so when I went back to levels on easy for Witch Heart / Pearl / Tear clean up the slower enemies had me for 1 or 2 hits over reacting due to not knowing this was a thing at the time. But that's 1 or 2 hits, after it doesn't work you should catch on that there's a different timing to be aware of.

Here, let me try.
>>>/4chan/ and >>>/reddit/ are that way.

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Acting like an internet tough guy on an anonymous image board when it's painfully clear you have no power is not the same as bullying.

yea he sounds like a retarded scrub who doesn't understand the basic concept of mixups and that fighting in games and in real life is more than "Moving as fast as possible and using my reaction time to defend)

He doesn't understand fighting meta

touhou is shit too.
God damn you fags are annoying.
Trying to turn the video games board into yet another cartoon porn board is redundant. There's already a board for vidya porn.

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Nigger that's like saying /a/ and gaia are the same cause anime, or Holla Forums and reddit cause vidya. inb4 they're not.

You didn't tell him to keep his fetish to himself. You told him to keep his complaints to himself.
At least get your own position right, mate.

There will be a second season, and it will be shit. Accept your fate.

I came here to shitpost at him. This thread was trash well before the furshit, and has been up for 40 hours. No need to get your panties in a bunch over shitposting on a chinese opium silkspinning community.

Wrong comparisons/false equivalence. Furfags are not unliks the gay community. Youve got closet fags who jack off to traps and defend it online, yet they are repulsed by flaming faggots who enjoy masculine men fucking. It is the coal calling the kettle black. Youre both in the shit, stop mincing words and trying to build a heirarchy of degeneracy.

His opening statement was that he enjoys furshit. And after his greentext, he went to express his preference of fucking anime/maybe 3D animals.
I can shitpost all day B^)

Tried watching this briefly. Did not understand.
The penguin who embraces other penguin as his wafiu is qt though.

Explain how. /a/ likes anime, so therefore they are all mall ninja naruto fans according to you. Holla Forums likes vidya so therefore we all like skyrim and preordered quake champions according to you.

Did you only watch the first episode? Because if so that's understandable, it's pretty bad. The show gets better as it goes on.

The worst you get from vidya related degeneracy is shit like MMO poopsock shit or messy rooms. For anime, it usually is wasting your life savings, OR becoming a faggot. Furfaggots could be anywhere from just a fag who likes jacking it to Fido, all the way to scat/watersports. Hell, even bloodplay is common with those sick fucks. God knows what sorts of diseases permeate between the constant carousel of degenerate partners, and the animals they slide thier bare genitals into. You could say online that, "oh yeah, im only into it in 2d," or "im not attracted to fursuits and 3d animals." Like any other fetish, the longer youre into it, the more you get desensitized, and naturally crave accelleration. Now, after x months or years fapping to kemono and 2d furshit, youre tugging it to diaperfur, beast, bloodplay, watersports.

I can try to explain it but it's going to be more person to person
People wan't to see what this is.
It fuels the former point but also leads to seeing more and more of it, like you'd expect they'd stay in one place and be cute and do cute things but always having a goal can keep interest.
It sells simple.
Not even a full budget and working with a full series and actually pulling that off is impressive.
The MC is revealed to be a human formed the same way the "Friends" are but she gets eaten, but when saved instead of becoming a regular animal when saved she goes back to being human, but then if you look at her hands they slowly become more and more dark hinting at she might be actually slowly dying now which is a huge thing to want closure on

ok bud.

Irrelevant.
Your position from your own statements was that of "stop whining, faggot", to adlib a bit.
Not "keep your fetish away".

Yes. Maybe I'll flick on a mid-show episode or something, then.

See, now, this jazz makes it sound far more impressive to what I saw initially. Looked like some, frankly, children's show. Now you're talking about some fairly major nonsense what's piqued my interest a touch.

ok bud. Also I find it funny how the most damning things you said about furries is that they are into worse things than furry. It's like saying that everyone who watches anime is gonna be getting off to trap-prolapse-guro-scat in no time.

God damn, I love mulit-arms.

Quality Thread

Want me to tell you how I know you're a newfag?
I bet you do.

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Eh, it's not really like "slippery slope" is actually a fallacy, though. We can point through to countless times in history, when there was a clear slide towards a section.
My personal stance is more towards opposing the point to which it becomes unacceptable, but tkae things like gun control for instance.
There's no 'compromise' going on. People fully intend to whittle away the right until it is gone. We know this, we can see this happening. They've pushed countless anti-gun legislation ages ago, crying 'COMPROMISE, MUH SLIPPERY SLOPE, NOONE WANTS TO BAN UR GUNS', yet they keep saying the same shit now, trying to take more and more away.

It's not so much a fallacy as it is a shitty reason to oppose the lot. Oppose it because of what it is, I say.
And never compromise
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I'd like to say wew, but I fear you are replying in earnest, defending furshit unironically. Have you considered that furries have never been welcome on either 4 or 8 historically? Just because you got containment boards, it doesnt mean you are a legitimate and welcome member who we should respect or capitulate to. Maybe you should go to back to your own board, or fuck off to reddit.
Yiff in hell, furfag

also posting is broken.

> ((( (7) )))

Depends where on 4' or 8' you mean.
4chan always had its Holla Forums furries. And Holla Forums has entire boards dedicated to the lot. Not to mention, like I said, they're pretty fine on /tg/ as long as they aren't autistic little shitboots.

This thread was okay, I rate it 6/10 one of the few good threads on Holla Forums in the last couple of months

Do you have brain problems? Why post furry art on a non furry board? That would be like me going to /s/ and posting big anime tiddy or loli porn. It doesnt belong, plain and simple. You want others to take you in consideration, while waving your giant faggot flag and shoving it wherever you can by posting furry art. Your hypocrisy is saddening, and makes me hope you're sterile.

Read above statement. Vanilla is the only porn you ever need. Stop lying to your heart, user.

How someone could be attracted to something with a snout is beyond me.
So what? Do you think your dog has a pretty face or something?

>((([[[{{{2}}}]]])))

Yiff in hell, you kikeish degenerate waste of oxygen.

why post anime on a non-anime board? And this thread hasn't been on topic since around the fifth post.

variety is the spice of life

I love them user.

Anime belongs everywhere here, furry belongs nowhere.

Males being more beast-like and demonic and Females being more human-like and angelic is pretty fucking good my dude.

Nah bro.
Furries are all just human-bodies with a shitty animal head, and a coat of paint.
It's literally as 's 2nd image, except that the body wouldn't be skin tone.
They're humans with a dog head, effectively.

This stuff is different. Proper xenophilia, I'd argue. Lusting after something truly inhuman. Not the trash-tier furshit humans pretending to be animals, or the garbage bin monstershit humans in cosplay. Proper, inhuman babes, who're truly their own thing. Who've actually got character to them, worldbuilding what sets them and their species apart from humanity. What makes them different.
Is why the image in is one of my absolute favorites. Because it's showing two people of two different species being raised by the other. It shows the culture of the creatures. The human raised his little wolf girl to be a proper lass, the wolf raised the human kid to be a savage hunter.

appreciating """furry""" art is different from fucking fapping to it regardless of how and where you draw the line. Honestly I draw the line at chest/belly hair on men and facial hair on women. All the anime girls I fap to have neck-down alopecia.

Besides, I only fap to hardcore toddlercon scat and guro

Cloaca a shit. It's literally a hole that has liquid shit and piss coming out of it. Best version of a lamia is the one with a seperate manko that is incredibly tight for humans due to male lamia having thin dicks.

And lamia don't have cloacas anyway. Monster girls have human tits and sex organs.

t.achmed
But seriously, how fucking jewish, retarted, or mix of both do you have to be to get an erection from an animal?
You know why you furfag filth give people like me a chuckle when it comes to fetishes? When someone asks me what my fetish is, i dont need to lie and/or rationalize at length why it is okay to fuck a fox, cat, goat, sheep, dog, etc. I can simply say I enjoy handholding in the missionarybposition while cumming inside for the purpose of procreation.

Wow, you really dont belong here. What hellhole did you crawl out of?

That depends purely on the author.

Well, to be fair, it isn't like I don't jerk it to proper beastlike characters where I can. It's just that they're rare, and I like the romantic SFW stuff a bit more anyway, since I've got a love for worldbuilding to simple raw physical attraction.

I sincerely hope this isn't true, user.
There's lines what must be drawn. Standards what must be enforced.
This? I'd accept gas chambers for this.

An asshole and a vagina both have shit and piss what come out of them. I don't see why a cloaca's any worse.

Even a horse?

Not a humanlike head directly connected with an animal body. You forgot arachne and mermaid too.

Are you from Wales? Are you a sheepshagger? Stop sexualizing animals.

Do furfags like you even know anatomy?

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People like you are the reason children of today are so fucked. Stop devaluing sex. Period.

Sorry imam, but I have actual tastes.

This should've been obvious from my post, but I'm saying shit comes out the asshole, and piss comes from the cunt. It's not different, you just have two holes for the lot.
I ask you this: What kind of faggot wants designated shitting holes?

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I'm very glad you never developed any tastes user, but you don't need to parade around telling everyone how great you are because of it.

KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

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holy shit

If we're arguing specific tubes, the cloaca's got that down too.
Unfortuntately it is difficult to find a diagram of this jazz as it turns out, 'least for a lizard, and I'm far too lazy fo rthis jazz.

I occasionally spend a few days browsing /monster/ and have never once seen them mocked by anyone who wasn't an outsider trying to stir shit. /monster/ even has banner with Centorea saying "horse pussy" on it, and I think one with Mia saying "Snake cloaca".

Maybe you should take the knot out of your mouth before talking
The irony is rich, not unlike a french silk pie. Or perhaps, a chocolate souffle

I guess it was posted 'ironically', to mock the post it was a response to. And the thread is past 300 posts already, no point to saging it.

Vanilla, loving sex with the hopes of procreation is the best kind of sex.

Only between humans. Xenos filth and all who love them are subject to purging.
That means you, son.

You've been slinging non-arguments for a while now user. And I never said you had bad tastes, you have no tastes.

Fucking scrubs, I swear.

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Okay, did you have a child with a negress, or some kind of beaner? Why are you acting like such a cuck? It baffles me.
If you want to spread 'your genes', splice yours with local stock. Dont stick your fucking dick in there. But for retards like you, it's just the build up to another nut. No thoughts about after, or remorse.

Pottery

This.
Personally, I prefer vanilla to have a few sprinkles. But vanilla is perfectly valid.

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No it is a flavor. You add vanilla to the base icecream. "vanilla" sex is not vanilla, there is nothing added.

So you can't stand anything without artificial flavoring? Even plain water has its discernible taste, which can vary depending on the source.

I'd want to raise the kid, so I'd disagree with the 'thoughts about later' line.
In any case, there's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck the alium races in order to further humanity.

In this instance, anyway, we aren't the white men racemixing. We're the Jews, fucking the white man, infiltrating his society, taking his high positions, ruling over his government.

Here's something to tide you over for now, you disgusting degenerate.

No you tard. All vanilla icecream has vanilla extract in it. That's the flavor you taste.

Id love to see how mad you are right now. I can only imagine. Webbum related

Let's go back to talking about shitty windup animations and how they're casualizing vidya.

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Not your company, double retard.

I'm just shitposting in between breaks in vidya user.

What makes the jews bad? Is it that they're jewish, or is it that they're exploiting us?
If we were exploiting them, would it be bad?

In any case, race mixing is only bad if it harms your race. If it helps your race, then clearly it is a good thing.
If you don't want to be jewish, fine, but then you shouldn't condemn people for wanting to fuck aliens, as they're not harming your precious race at the end of the day.

Furfags everyone.

no one eats just plain icecream stupid.

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Spot the flavoring in this recipe, double stupid:
greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/milk-ice-cream-recipe

Way to miss the point, mate. I'm asking what part of the jews is bad, the fact that they're jewish, or that they're doing bad things to your race.

A doublepost, technically, but this is a gimme.
Yet that is why it is the most bought flavor by a wide margin, since ice cream was invented.

Will you three just fuck already?

It's not the same.

well that's not vanilla ice cream

AFAIK vanilla is the most popular, with chocolate second. Get some statistics to prove me wrong.

Thier very existence. Thier genus is cursed and defective. Theyve been a plague on humanity for thousands of years. Only a jew would go to such lengths to defend a jew's existence, or right to exist.

Then what are you arguing against? Any single point you made so far is retarded and easily disproved.

It's like you don't even read yur handbook.

Unless he's a scaled dragon qt, or a 20 ton mech, I'm not really interested.

I'm not defending their existence, I'm arguing that doing the same shit as they do, only to aliens, isn't bad for humanity.
If the Jews are 'cursed and defective', fine, off the lot. What's that play on the galactic scale? Do we assume the creatures we come across that may well be stronger, faster, and more intelligent than us, to be somehow 'inferior'? Or do we accept our own inferiority, as 'cursed and defective', and off ourselves?

You kill the xenos for the lord obviously.

Did you read my post? You only reaffirmed my point about vanilla's sales.

Ah, I see, so you're one of those anti-human "we need to gas ourselves because we suck" types.
Makes sense.

The corpse god is only right in the context of 40k.
Anywhere else, aliums are perfectly fine to fuck, because they aren't total psychopaths who want to destroy everything, effectively.

I don't know anymore man, what are you arguing for? Every post you've made towards me has been about vanilla and ice cream.

Vanilla is a flavor was my point, whereas "missionary between two consenting adults between the ages of 18-25 for the sole purpose of procreation" is not.
It's not a fetish though, a fetish is by definition an abnormal sexual desire, whereas "vanilla" sex is the definition of the norm.

That nothing you eat has no taste. And no type of sex has no 'taste' either.

And fetishes aren't something necessarily positive.

Missionary sex is totally a fetish, you faggot.
There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck and raise kids with someone.

How the fuck do you know faggot?

Frankly, I'm not sure what all you permavirgins are arguing about when you haven't ever had (and never will have) sex in the first place.

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Thanks for the chuckle, satan

We're arguing about xenos, Satan.

Of course everything has taste, but salsa has far more taste than an unseasoned block of tofu. Like wise everyone feels something during sex, and I just feel more when it's furshit. It's called preference.

Mission
It is by definition not a fetish. There is nothing abnormal about it, it is the default way to perform sex.

Fair enough. Still, I'll reserve judgement until after I try to fuck them.

I don't think we need to to 'survive'. I think it'd be beneficial for us, however.
After all, you can't rightly turn your weapons on your own sons and daughters.

Abnormal degree. As in, abnormal inclination to a set item.
One could have an abnormal fascination with toast, mate.

Routine exposure to stronger tastes dulls your ability to distinguish between minute differences in taste, at least temporarily.

Yes, cause it's not normal to obsess about toast. It is normal, to like sex, and in the missionary position. I like it too, I think everyone who isn't gay likes it as well, because it's just normal sex. I don't know how one could even obsess about it. It's like obsessing over water by only ever drinking water, that's not really different than the norm.

And that's why I don't only ever fap to furshit. This may sound crazy, but I like many different things. Once again, variety is the spice of life.

Embarrassing

Explain why outright revulsion to furshit is objectively bad.

Then you'll reserve it until they put you in the grave.

…What? What about the term 'xenos' do you not understand? Xenos means foreign, not of ours. No man has bred with a xenos if theyd even come here in the past millenium, let alone breed, so how can there be any existing halfbreed mongrels? If you want to get /cringe/, you could argue that jews are in some way xenos filth due to different common ancestors.

Explain how revulsion to lolis is objectively bad. Explain how revulsion to monstergirls is objectively bad. They're all just fetishes user.

You can obsess over water, though, mate.

I do agree with other guy that routine exposure to extreme jazz will harden your tastebuds, but at the same time, a large pallet of different flavours has made me really appreciate vanilla, personally. Simple romance, and loving sex's climbed quite highly on my personal list as a direct result.

They're their own children, mate.
Please follow along. This is pretty basic stuff. If you fuck them, they can't shoot the kids what come out of it.

Yes, of course we've not fucked any yet. We haven't even seen xenos yet. What are you, autistic? Can you really not follow along such a basic train of conversation? Clearly we can't fuck a xeno right now, where we've not run in to any, either. So what's the fucking point of bringing up the lot? Are you autistic? Dyslexic?
We're talking about future xeno relation potential here. That should be fucking obvious to anyone who isn't completely autistic.

Just realized I completely misread the 2nd line. My bad.

Maybe so. But, I'm no fool, I'll take precautions. Be nice to people, but always have a plan to shoot them in the back if it's necessary, I say.

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No, i dont partake in brainstorming racemixing treachery, you filthy semite. Why would I, a human who probably was welcomed due to novelty or fear, immediately start thinking about muh dick and how i can conquer thier species? What the fuck is your problem? People with a mindset such as yours are why we shouldnt contact any xenos anytime soon. Sick fucks like yourself need to be bred out of mankind before we reach such a level of civilization.

I wonder who could be behind this id… 🤔

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To be fair, all this is just an excuse so that I can bang qt alien babes.
Still.

Cumon, step up your analogies

Wow, great platform you have, user. I hope you learn the error in your ways of thinking/living before you die.

Every other time I come across oppai loli, I am disgusted by their malformed bodies, and every other time, I am aroused.

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If it makes you feel any better, this art looks way better than the real thing.

or maybe it just tastes good?

Still not an analogy to sex. Liking drugs is different to sex, mate. I couldnt compare good liquor or beer to sex, that sounds absurd. Sugar doesnt compare to fetishes to add onto something. Youre comparing sex to a vehicle of sensory delivery.

Fapping to lolis or monstergirls doesn't involve going to fursuit conventions meetups for gay sex. False equivalence

Wait, I have to go outside and talk to people to look at anthropomorphic smut drawings? Fuck that shit. I'll stick to lolis and monstergrills.

The HOA doesn't need to know.

No, it's actually a great analogy. Sex is something everyone wants, you can do it too much, people like different kinds. It works quite well.

neither does fapping to furshit. You think as soon as you crank one out to a pokemon or something you instantly get an FA account, fursona, fursuit, and tickets to your next furry convention?

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You really love putting words into my mouth don't you? Nowhere did I say that or indicate that.

It's okay, big baby goon furfag. Here, have a smug, on the house!

I can do it too

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>>/fur/ as i said many posts ago.

Wew.

No fucking shit it is. Are you really gonna try and tell me it isn't?

Tell me user, why do you masturbate? Because if it's to feel some sort of love or connection to fucking drawings then you may have some fucking problems.

Hello reddit
Nigger

Sex ought be more than just raw pleasure, mate. You should have some love in it.

make an argument how about?

Yeah, sex should, but fapping isn't sex.

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Ah, fair enough. Only been following the argument slightly, sounded like you were saying sex is just a matter of pleasure. Might be what the other guy wants to frame it as.

All you had to do was post some anime tiddies and you guys couldn't even get that right. The janitors were even nice enough (or fapping) or not doing their job to not auto sage the thread.

Truly this is the Dark Souls of image boards. I'll just leave a magnet for my collection here once I got it collected.

Flat chest > shitsacks

why isn't there a breasts_against_own_legs tag

that's not flat you maroon

It is. I've been watching as well. It's the reason he brought up fursuits and anonymous sex.

nigga what? this was a fun thread.

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Nigga that's a kid.

And that's a bird, what's your point?

You wouldn't fuck a kid, would you?

U fokken wot mate? You can't just copy the opposition's memes in that manner. Cow tits have to come up with their own shit.

I'd fuck a melon.

nothing wrong with lolis user.

Listen. I'm totally fine with wanting to dick the small gal.
That's fine and dandy.
But when you talkin' about wanting to dick a kid? That ain't going to fly, my friend.

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It's not a kid, it's a loli.

There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck sapient non-human babes.
Fucking a kid is definitely wrong, though.

It's fiction user, you can fuck whatever you'd like. that's like saying rape porn is wrong because it's illegal.

It's more like saying rape porn is wrong because they don't consent.

Wouldn't be because it is illegal, it'd be because it is immoral.
But anyway, by the logic there, I guess it is perfectly fine to have literal bestiality porn, right?

Do you mean literally a drawing of an animal, as opposed to a drawing of a humanoid furry, or do you mean 3DPD?

Yes. I don't think you're understanding the whole fiction thing here.

We're talking about fiction user, keep up here.

As in the actual drawing of an unintelligent animal, yes. Dicking a pig.
Though, 3d rendered would also be applicable anyway

Then yes. It's fiction.

Shitposting has died down. Give me ancap memes.

Eh, fair enough, I guess. Is still as degenerate as bestiality porn, though.

Well, I'm going to bed, and this thread probably won't survive the night. Had fun, still a solid 7/10 thread.

tfw no fluffy gf

I'd fug her.

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*BRRRRRRRRRRRRAP*

whoops sorry, tehee!

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why would someone in a position like that be removed?

bonus tiddy in honor of this sacred thread that ran out of bumps due to anons not realizing that arguing too much is a bad thing when no parties want to learn from the other as it just ruins board quality for everyone else and just takes up bumps that could be used for good posts

Thank you for the boobe and fun times Anons and may those fellow Meilingfags live on to lead great lives.

Salute.

Farewell anons

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manko

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oppai

Damn, I thought he was cool.