Lazy cunt cupcake vol. 2

Nobody really does.

Actually I take that back. There are a few who care to.

Like a hurricane.

You're at the bottom of the food chain.

I guess so.

13.5K damage and a gold for it to as D.va.

Probably stinks down at the bottom.

i accidentally cut my finger with my knief, luckily nothing dripped on my page btb

Drip some blood into my mouth please.

okay fixed.

I guess it's okay if you get used to it.

Whoa

A hurricane of dicks.

I'm a 5000 year old vampire loli and its the only way to keep me alive.

And crusty semen.

I think I would be overly flustered to have a finger sucked on. It would be too embarrassing.

Oh right, because thats too embarrassing for you.

Well I would imagine it to feel the same as the time someone licked/sucked on my neck. I was a mess.

You don't need to remind me.

Also you still did that.

Did what?

You let them suck on your neck even though you couldn't handle it.

I wonder how worse it will get when that is done to other areas.

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I was unaware of the affects it would have had on me.

It was maybe half as alright. I'd say the neck had more embarrassing results.

N-nyaa~

How is everyone today?

Good and tired, thank you. How are you?

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Kinda tired myself. It's that crumby kinda weather out that makes you feel like you have extra weight on your shoulders :(

*boops*

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Whoever did it sounds like he is inept at it.

I'm serious. How was I supposed to know if it was never done before.

Solution: stay cosy indoors.

It was their first time.

I rest my case.

Are you feeling any better yet?

I am now. I had to get some food at the corner store first^^ There's an Archer marathon on right now haha

a little

Lucky. I am planning to try and marathon RIck and Morty when I'm not busy.

Yay!

You worry me so much when you get like that.

I have to check that show out more.

theres really no reason to be

I've seen a few episodes and I can already tell that you can read into it a lot and derive a better story.

Neat.

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Wake up you fucking lazy cunt.

shut up

don't wanna.

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I've already won this.

That reminds me. I need to make a photoshop for my October avatar.

whatever nerd you suk

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Yet you steal all my pictures.

got this link to my gardevoir folder. guess I'll just keep it. hmph!

no tokai. that's not normal.

not all of them. and I like never post nonon pics these days. in other words, shut up.

gimme

what would you know?!

I'm pretty sure I watched you post them a few days ago, retard.

fine fine.

I know that while fun, licking a girl's hand out of nowhere is not normal.

maybe one or two. hardly ever though. I mainly post betty, gardevoir and kyouko sakura.

I licked my sister's face out of nowhere once.

It wasn't very normal

I need to know why.

you ought to rename all those to Evil Betty (##s)

Gardevoir is a shit Pokemon.

We were battling in the backseat during a family vacation.

There may or may not have been Twizzler whipping too .///.

but why? she's not evil, she's perfection.

big fat tummies is a shit fetish.

asgore is a shit goat

Cause Kung Pow

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pff yeah right
and randomly rubbing someones thigh isnt normal either

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the blush at the end makes this seem more lewd than I know it must have been.

you're silly.

oh, lol duh. maddie you're double silly.

get fucking rekt nerd.

Well i'm happy to you moved onto worse things.

it's not, but that is fun as well.

I'll remember this.

WHAT A RETARD

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I thought I deleted that part of my original post.

yeah you would, nerd.

what a good pokemon choice.

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im beginning to see now..

you're the weird one

R E T A R D
E
T
A
R
D

so you're saying you want me to randomly rub your thigh?

thank you

you always disapprove of my choices

you are welcome.

wow dont be weird

I am jealous of and resent my sister but she's cute so le blushy face.

It's complicated.

*licks nuts*

no you

yeah except you are insanely cute and you blush an almost absurd amount at the slightest of teasing. sooo

tokai you are such a brat

you win. I can't find a proper response to this.

As you do mine.

kill her and wear her skin

IRRELEVANT!

Nuu, that would make her upset :(

but if imma brat
what are you?

not nearly to the same extent

wow i'm amazing.

Now tell me how great I am.

I mostly just take issue with Leto.

adorable.

a brat tamer.

you're so great ban.

Yeah thats the stuff keep going

I'm not that blushy.

"don't forget the shaft"

but you can't tame tokai the great

If he could temporarily tame Welma, he can most certainly tame you, Tokai.

you wont accept my pronouns

you're just so awesome. no one here is even half as cool as you ban. how can we even compete.

I have text logs that say different.

oh that would have been good.

I'm sure I could give it a good try.

Accept mine.

do ho ho

That's Grim-tier shenanigans. Just sayin'

can't get em all

Your only option is to worship me.

I would never post them. but you know I know what a blushy cute you are.

everything is the worst.

eh. maybe if I'm horny enough later.

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doubt

in vain

*consolatory pets*

If you say I'm cute then I'm cute I guess.

What happened with Rin?

lucky for you someone else has claim to that job, so I get to just tease you and kick back.

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uuh. thanks.

damn right. if I say ur cute ur cute.

want me to call you a dog or something

I'm only a little cute though~

strongly disagree.

hmm? how do you mean?

Exactly~ so I can bully whatever I wanna

icky

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pew pew

but what if I bully you back?

disgusting, truly.

mada mada

it was mostly for me but you're welcome

:O

okay user.

what is the issue then

also this folder just oozes sluttiness

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Boring

ill tell a special someone

..or photoshop like some time

it does not shut up you ungrateful mutt.

you're bored at everything though.

rin does not mind if I bully you. she thinks you deserve it.

this is the first image in the folder

healing stream engaged

I think I should stop and go to sleep. Goodnight or day, everyone.

I just haven't been inspired in a long time.

and it's a perfectly innocent picture of a poor gardevoir being hit with a string shot attack. what is your point?

nerf deez nuts

goodnight goggles.

you need to find yourself a cuteboy.

I'M NOT TICKLISH EITHER

GAWD

sounds like you totally are.

this is pure propaganda

nans

But they are all whores.

iunno you tell me

I think anyone who enjoys being bullied should be bullied relentlessly.

That includes you specifically, Cupcake.

shh. no names.

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Ur whore

I'll be a whore for the low price of $300

$150

Nah, I need rent.

$250

ill donate semen to the welma fund

o-okay ♥

it's pure truth.

that is true, but isn't that what you like?

that picture is just a gardevoir eating a banana. you have a pretty twisted gutter mind if you think these images are lewd.

oh hello rin. missed you yesterday.

but I didn't call you one. even though I think I know who you might be.

there there.

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That's worthless.

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?

Louboutins for whore?

No I hate it.

excellent.

it has high nutritional value.

this picture just makes me laugh.

Sold.

oh. well sucks for you LOL

it's all i have

right

you are twisted

Well in one way it sure does.

I resemble that remark.

:P

The cavalry hahah!

not according to my sources

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everyone thinks they know

do ho ho

your sources are fabricated.

I think we're talking somewhere else.

yeah that's for lewd implication purposes for sure.

i fucking dont and you never told me

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that's cosplay. dumdum. it says right in the filename.

thats a social construct

you can't keep using this as an argument it's not real.

its obviously lewd

how deep do you like it~?

ever since my sociology classes I know that every thing is a social construct

its a running meme

These please daddy

us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop/women/tpoppins.html

Oops. so excited I forgot the link

ya got me

if you don't have it all the way down your throat with your tongue out licking the balls why even bother?

but only a little.

no, it's a disgusting cancerous thing that some idiots actually think.

knew it.

Hate might of been a strong word.

Its like 50% bad and 50% good.

maybe im misreading things

hmm well I mean..

those kind of thoughts, they make sense.

but they're a social construct

say something mean to the other me

you probably are, like some kind of weirdo.

you love to hate it.

tokai you stop this right now.

Wowsers trousers
Damn fabulous

I'll be sure to swallow then

said it.

im losing my fucking mind

not all of it. some going all over the face is nice.

psh. you call that mean?

Pretty pleaseeeeeeeee

coward

I like seeing butts but I hate having my butt show other people its butt.

why does it cost 800 dollars

there. take that.

this is a negative affective connection you're projecting

you'll be fine.

that is a confusing statement

tokai FFS

sketchy
y u do this

i will have to change or die

just change your dramaturgical perspective and you'll see

no

fishy url

you can tell cup is awake because the thread is 300% more about sucking dick than before

nah, you'll be fine

tokai no. stop this.

you can tell guero is awake because SHUT UP

No wonder you are here too.

Its not really that complicated.

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BECAUSE SHOES

Well, if you are good

kinda have to, cause that's all I got from the classes.

What is your definition of good?

I will actually follow rules for those.

those classes were total junk.

thats what they all say

nobody knows nobody cares

hello darwin

I did, thank you.

you know I care about you.

Hello, Tristan.

wait, I forgot the important parts.

I think we all would for those divine foot clothes

Beweare every hetero male. These threads are created by reptillian jews pushing their homosexual agenda.

Ignore these threads and go about your daily routine. Don't fall for their trap! Remember to avoid all anime OPs.

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Good job.

About what? I know nothing

haha yup.

I was hoping for some sort of a list of Scoots rules to follow lol

It worked !

EVERRRRYYYYHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there couldn't have been important parts

Maybe i will have to knock some up after work lol

One time, I fell down the stairs in public and then pretended I did it on purpose because I was embarassed

there were, but I just remembered the memes.

at least the constitutional law classes are super easy

well that's something.

and I enlisted for the congress commission, if they take me I can organize meetings and cool stuff.
and bug important people to speak at it.

Emilia vs Aoba

You're gonna knock me up?~

oh, that's cool. hopefully that comes in useful for you.

cup
do you have a felix folder or is just the one image

I do have a felix folder but it wasn't mine originally so I cannot share it.

if it works it opens a lotta doors.
so that excite lifts me to glorious friday

I don't want it anyways
it's fitting, though.

[behaves self]

So what's new, people? Gimme deets.

friday is so far away, you poor thing.

how was school today by the way?

oh, well thanks.

[doubt]

reeee

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yuuuh..

school was okai, just that meme, relaxing in a hammock with some friends, and then some project work.

but the journey home was god awful.

Rude.

what happened on the way home that was so bad?

looooook
↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

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I bet Remi's piss tastes like miso soup. This has to be a trap to lick a youkais poison urine and be their next meal and I might fall for it

Holy shit these guys give instant support
help.appveyor.com/discussions/problems/5302-problem-making-artifacts-after-an-update

oh geez. that sucks, sorry tokai. at least you made it home in one piece.

hi neko neko chan. what's the matter?

that's good, right?

mine

you never even post him.

Were you intoxicated?

eh
I've had worse rides.

Yeah, I was REEEEEE-ing because my artifact packaging failed, where it worked just 6 hours ago. Posted here before I saw that reply.

Turns out they updated stuff.

Neat! I'd pay money for that.

well that's a bummer. public transport is a bitch.

do you have to pay money for it?

Make America safe again

reee~

I don't have him on my computer

but all for free!

this is why we need trump

so what's the problem? plus I barely ever post him.

you get what you pay for.

:3c

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TIME FOR ELLEN!!!

Who knows

she's racist because they said so online. grr

hey others have to pay for it, it'd cost me 10 EUR a day if I weren't a student

I was covered in kitties earlier it was the best
but I think I might be allergic ;~;
my nose is all stuffy now

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time to leave for school, hmmph

I wanna fuck the cat boy.

Whats even worse, fuckin' kotaku posted it and I made the mistake of calling that criminal nigger a nigger
my fagbook is blowing up

Felix is kawaii af x_x

It may be in the cards. Gotta get my documents and passport fixed first though hehe

She always makes it all about her on her show interviews. Like, I get it, you have a tv show, but jeesh

other than the allergic part that sounds like pure heaven. kitties are the best.

oh. you freeloader.

bye neziwezi.
have a good day.

me or felix?

Probably Felix

Post a pic of you

yeah she's a bit full of herself, but she's pretty cool all things considered.

yeah felix is amazing~

hahaha. wow. why even use fucking failbook man?

Yo is that thing a boy
I thought its a loli

Fuckin' hell Japan why

it was
they were adorable

Glorious martyr Pim Fortuyn got us free travel, might as well use it.

lolis can be boys too you know.

dummy cis scum

yeah felix is a female (male)

kitties are just the cutest.

THIS

well go for it, I suppose

:3

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Its cutting my phone bills to 0

No, but if I did I would not be regretting it!

not like I can afford something else.

fair enough

well that's good then!

free is definitely the most affordable.

get rekt

Yeah that one.

You're a cat boy?

my stomach hurts

I ain't called neko for nothing

maybe you need tummy rubs.

well I mean, it's free as long as I get my diploma within 10 years, otherwise I gotta pay it back.

Neko, post selfie

pay it all back at once? oof.

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Show me your tail and ears.

nah prolly goes to the student debt row.

Sounds like a grand idea

I would rather not

Tell me anime name so I don't watch it by mistake pls

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smooth

You first

hello kisskiss. how did you sleep?

ah. well that sucks.

better finish school then.

cutie.

re: zero

Pfft. Lame-o

Fuck if I know. I don't watch anime.

FUCKING HELL WHY

Oh, didn't know that

because.

re zero

oh great
now the darwin fanboy is back

what makes you say that

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because you're cute.

Jack, post turtleneck

I don't have any.

dont got much choice do I

I don't feel like shaving and stuff and I'm really drunk so I can't take a nice pic rn

Drunky :(

none at all in fact.

I slept pretty alright, cat only woke me up once when she decided my chest was where she needed to sleep.
How was yours?

Good afternoon to you too.

Well then I'm not going to show you mine

I rarely ever drink

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*shows my tail and ears*

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.///.

that's adorable. my cat was snuggled up to me while I fell asleep last night as well.

it was okay. but then it ended and I woke up, so ugh.

do ho ho~

proof pls

slave to the system

do ho ho

fight the powers that be, tokai

Racist.

ho do ho

mexicans niggers and jews

the government?

yiss

but im being trained to work for them
this seems counterproductive

you gotta get into the system and fight from within tokai. it's all up to you.

Yeah that one.

You're a cat boy?

Yeah that one.

You're a cat boy?

Yes that is always the worst part. I would have liked to sleep another hour or so but I need to make sure I am awake come time for work.
What do you have lined up today?

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a big fat load of nothing. how about yourself?

oh like you don't love it.

you're silly.

yes, mi amor

no bully!

A bit of work, cook dinner for someone, then I follow your plan of absolutely nothing.

Oh my

dinner for who?

okay okay, sheesh

DON'T LOOK

My boring step brother.
I'm off at my other parent's house and he's staying home alone meaning I am required to go cook for him and check up on him. Otherwise he would eat nothing but nutella.

awh sweet

I'm hard.

ah. you're a good brother. that's adorable.

shh

OMG I FOUND MY OLD FB ACCOUNT FROM LIKE JUNIOR/SENIOUR YEAR EWWWWWWWWWW

what a perv

Step brother
we're not actual family

sweeeet

what a cruel thing to say. do you two not get along usually?

no. hush.

These short hair pics make me feel sick x_x

look away maddie. delete it.

I know the feeling to an absurd degree

sweet sweet sweet sweet

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We get along alright, I just do not count him as if he were my actual sibling.
Though he would say otherwise about me.

3:07 PM - Spooky: do I play dota
3:07 PM - Spooky: or osu

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HOW DO I DELETE IT!?LKFJp;oiuahvp;wuh

There's a cool graduation pic though. I had my NAHS cords and stuff

My posts don't work and they show up 15 minutes later.

that makes it even more cruel. you are a monster.

play a gun and shoot yourself

bah!

I don't remember how to delete the account for good. I haven't had a facebook account since 2011.

steam then

Here is a picture of me firebreathing from when I was 14ish lol

d-don't bah me

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wow that's actually super cool

BAH

d-doooont..

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what are you gonna do to stop me, nerd?

there was no tortillas so i made my own

i am god

You wake up and see Hideyoshi, Hime and Ferris sitting around you, waiting eagerly for something. What will you do?

I watched 3d cuck porn today

...what?

Cry probably.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah I know.
If I told him that he would be very upset so I keep it to myself, though my mom knows how I feel vaguely.

y-yeah it was an accident

yank at your shirt so you quit

is this the cooking channel
i wanted brownies

how can you be so callous?

that sounds like it wasn't an accident.

that's adorable.

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what a slut.

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but will it work?

This game seems like RollerCoaster Tycoon on crack.

And I mean that with the utmost of respect.

I'm none of those things.

maybe.

I have a heart 3 sizes too small.
It causes all kinds of health problems and makes me very irritable.

I am not beyond repair at least

if I wasn't so bad at being creative in games like this I might consider it

you poor thing.

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Likewise.
I'll stick to watching this guy be creative so I don't have to.

where do I acquire this

ugh now its no use

NANI

Are you just going to sit in the corner as this plays?
youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA

that's the way to do it.

why?

asdf

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you're everything!

oh wow thanks none of us knew it was you before this

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This is actually kinda fitting for what I'm doing atm.. :/

planetcoaster.com/en/

Creativity is for Artists and Autists.

usually both at the same time.

did you get my link rinrin

shower. back in a bit.

its not certain

november???!

bluh, now I actually gotta figure out city skylines.
do you have that one?

My life is suffering.

You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
:^)

I almost forgot you were a pervert for a moment.
Then was going through images.

I do not.

But it seems neat.

Kind of extremely depressing.
Don't go full Luka and just sit there in sadness.
Weather should be cooling off; take a long walk or jog to just clear your head instead.

omg I I am not a pervert

you know how fucking fattening those are?

we can't all have ridiculously high metabolisms tokai. some of us can't drink 3l of wine a night and stay flat as a board. some of us can't sit around all day in sheer hosiery and eat fucking cakes you shit.

my first play was neat, but also a lotta frustration cause I didn't get a lot of stuff.

I mean, who actually reads tutorials.

I looove flat tummy privilege

Some of your tastes say otherwise.

Best to just own up to it.

Tutorials are for women and fags.

Isn't that just called "not being a fat piece of shit"?

like what?

reported

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cuck

Fucking deplorable.

Nah, I have to finish the task at hand. Might be chilling with a homie later too, so.

exactly
I mean, my city should be glad about those 6 nuclear reactors, how else do they get power.

hows your day been?

I guess I fit that category

was meant at

Being fat is the direct result of laziness.

Alright then.

In ten years, you're going to be one of those people falling out of their fatty scooter screaming "Help! I fallen and I can't get up!"

Been alright.

Just reading 5.0 books still.

that's really an american exclusive.

goodie
is that a series?

I wonder what would happen if you just told them that they will die in fuckin' 10 years
Is that lifespan shaming?

dutchdailynews.com/half-of-dutch-are-too-fat/

Clearly fat people are only American.

Okay^~^

That was a stroll down memory lane with icky pictures. Deleting old FBs is such a process.

DnD 5.0.

nice outdated source.
that also says nothing about the severity of fat.

ohh like a new rule book?

Somehow that's being a bigot to state unobjectionable facts for...some reason.

um

I'm sure all of them lost astounding amounts of weight are models of perfect health in four years after a lifetime of poor decisions that made them fat.

hungarytoday.hu/news/obesity-crisis-two-thirds-hungarians-overweight-survey-reveals-93668

I didn't even realize

Watching the world burn is bigot privilige
Not like we can do anything about it

strawpoll.me/11260993

An entirely new edition of rulebooks that I've never really interacted with before.

You're more Kapitalist Amerikanski than the USA themselves!

ha!

I'm interested in what percent of those people are actually obese
"overweight" as a classification doesn't really mean much. You can be in perfect physical health and be overweight on the BMI scale

I don't even get why "fat glamorizing" is a thing.
It's fucking gross and one of the weirdest parts of "political correctness gone awry".

euro.who.int/__data/assets/pdf_file/0018/243315/Netherlands-WHO-Country-Profile.pdf?ua=1

20ish%.

I don't even

But what I re-

here

for years I was classified underweight but always in good health, I was above average in tests.

but enough about health and statistics, that was my entire college day already.

Enjoying the new stuff?

..I kinda want to know more of dnd now I've seen it but I fear the number game

Weirdest part indeed. Letting them living their shitty delusion can actually cost their lives, something this rabid PC madness tries to protect at all costs. Makes no damn sense at all

let the dm handle all the numbers

Yo, waddup

?

That's not as bad but still pretty horrible. A lot of these studies are over exaggerated/inflated because of the overweight designation on the body mass index
Not to say that obesity isn't literally (ha) a huge crisis in first world countries, but BMI is just a little old and fucked up like that

my fat cock.

It seems interesting, and a lot more fluid, and open.

The numbers in 5.0 are streamlined a lot, so it's less worrisome.

If you're going to do that, you better be prepared to have dice thrown at you.

I don't want to be a bother

ending the sentence and refering to gueros comment

That's abstractly really inviting.

so like, no difficult equations?

oops

It feels like I was awake all night and rolling around but I know I slept because I remember biking up to cedar rapids and I know thats just not something very likeley or even probably possible for me to remember
/Especially because i remember my friend telling me i went up ot his house and let me borrow a green lantern

None of the equations I see are really... difficult...
Nor are, like, any of the ones I've done in 3.5...

The 2011 statistic is self reported so it should be under the actual.
The 2008 didn't specify but I'm guessing it wasn't self reported to be such a marked change in three years.

BMI isn't an end all about how fat someone is but it's a decent ballpark. The people that use the "body type" or "it's all muscle weight" aren't the ones whose muscle mass would skew their BMI that much and are just traditionally overweight. It's not the people that go to the gym once or twice a week and say they're athletic that are that affected by it.

Don't underestimate my sucking at maths.

example?

Charming as ever.

confusing.

it certainly sounds like it is

wow rude. I'm not autistic and I'm certainly not artistic.

wow rin lewd

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lol bmi is stupid

you made it this way

WHOA WATER IS WET

8+3+2

It seems a lot harder than it is because most of the numbers are given as dice.

Which you roll.

It's Neko's picture.
Only posted as evidence of his perverse nature.

Unless it's like, frozen.

HA HA HA IT IS SO FUNNY

true. some of the stuff in his kyouko folder is shockingly lewd.

..I might

I just might have overestimated the numbers.

those cool multiple side dice right?

May God save you from the 'tisms.

Then it's ice.

WHAT!?

DED SRS

and may god save america from the 'isms

New.

So much weed. What am I supposed to do with it all?