Made millions by buying shares of occulus with your gears money

Look at the smug in Kojimas eyes. Just look, thats anime girl smug levels.

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Source on these two?

Truly the dark souls of video game failures.

tfw life is a wild wreck
tfw accidentally a finn without a finn
mfw I'm still better off than these fucks

The cheating thing was on his twitter but his paris hilton clone is in this

For why, I will never know. Perhaps pity?

what is it with all these classic PC developers becoming such faggots?

Beta nerds get money but are still socially retarded and like the betas of any animal species they learn the survival technique of bending over and presenting so they are left alive.

That is unfortunate.

death stranding's going to be shit either way tbh

Yes but I was hoping we'd at least get some porn out of it.

Nigger its Kojima. You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

How long till the game go F2P?

I think he only use their game engine considering Konami cucked him out from Fox engine

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it'll at least be better than anything the west has produced in the past decade

Not pity. Remember FreddyW? The guy who made "lol COD in real life" videos in AfterEffects? IIRC, Burch is the writer on a youtube series he's doing.
All of his friends also ditched him because he wanted to become a "content creator" and they just wanted to do fun videos.

But you are Randy Pitchforked

What's FreddyW up to now? I loved that shit.

Battleborns dead, has he killed himself yet or is he waiting for all the people going 'yes now blundermemes 3!' to see their next game is a card game moba?

I think he tried to become a big star by doing a show on youtube (written by Burch) and he tried to include the friends he'd use in his normal videos but they told him to fuck off that that they wanted to just have fun and make the same kind of stuff they've always made.

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2017 IS THE YEAR OF THE FLOP

Year of the big mouth jackasses getting taken down a peg

Yeah, the entire year so far has just been embarrassing.

I have no pity for Cliffy especially knowing he's a SA Goon. Death to Goons. Death to Sjws and leftist fucks like Cliffy.

I'm honestly less interested in Cucky B and more interested in just what kind of person would buy this game in the first place, and then continue playing it when it's down to 40 people. It was so painfully obvious it was gonna flop, it's fuck-ugly, it has absolutely zero redeeming qualities as far as I know, it has a wide range of better alternatives to choose from at this point. What kind of person buys this game? Are they diehard fans of him? Did they genuinely think it looked good? Did they just want to be part of a historical trainwreck so they can tell their grandkids about it later? If I was still in college I'd waste weeks infiltrating and doing a psychological profile on these people instead of doing my homework.

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I'm glad this many shit games are flopping

At least they're getting cucked, Romero is taking care of Reggies child.

That guy has like 8 kids with multiple women, I have no idea how he evaded getting JUSTed

Kojima is finally hollywood

source

Those 40 are probably playing it now strictly because they're all friends, and they'll go on to keep contact info and form an inclusive group in other games they play from now on.

So it'll turn into Quake 4?

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I can't wait to fight drumpf in death stranding.

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Twitter has an amazing power to turn people of all walks of life into drooling libtards.

also >cliffy is wearing pretentious art shirt

I used to use Twitter and I was a complete libshit. After I left I did a 180 in months and started becoming more like my parents.

Echo chambers are a dangerous thing.

Reminder that he gave 10.000 USD to the Brianna Wu Legal Defense Fund (that was AKSHUALLY Zoey Quinns Paypal account).

archive.fo/PnQna

pics

it'll turn into Quake*

That's Mrs. Bleszinski on the right.

Quake 4 was a single player game, it's whole multiplayer is quake 3 with shittier new models. i liked the single player

Also: Your daily reminder that she takes it up the shitter.

She looks like an utter tramp.

does Kojima have muscles?

Is this all he can get when he's a millionaire? I see cunts that look like her at the local pub.

She looks like the 14 year old girls who carry the Suprea shopping bags around at school to try and look cool.

How does one make a bigger blunder than Battleborn, and why do uber cucks like this keep failing so miserably, is it some curse following them around like an angry spirit? Seriously every dev who goes full cuck like this ends up having their product and/or career self destruct.

It's eerie, what is the nature of the Curse of Cucks Holla Forums?

Worse than pretentious, it's a dindu nuffin of art.

wikiart.org/en/jean-michel-basquiat/ironew-york-of-the-negro-policeman

>"Sales don't matter, what matters is our plan making the world a better place! #FemFreq #HeforShe #KillWhitey"

did he actually out-burched the burch?

It's almost as if losing touch with the consumers of your products is financial suicide.

If that's real he's basically begging for euthanasia.

He should go to china and make mobileshit with American Mcgee

Well, he only got one thing right, but pissing people off and going head on against Overwatch was his downfall, plus a oversaturated market.

Blew their wad on dumb shit, midlife crisis and dwindling T levels.

Must have taken incredible dedication to surpass Bad Rats' in term of being absolutely fucking terrible.

tfw every single person on my friends list owns bad rats, because I bought it for them

Best $6 I ever spent.

Who magically fell in love after facebook bought occulus and cliffy sold his shares for millions.

All wasted now. That buttered up pooper is closed to his tiny slav dingding now.

CuckyB got everything he deserved.

McGee doesn't deserve someone like Bazinga.

He deserves to get his sister back.

Trips confirm, McGee deserves his sister back
And this is the team to bring her back.

I wouldn't be surprised if Clitt Bazinga resents our current culture of toxic masculinity that makes him feel less manly for enjoying his girlfriend's dildo.

Based Kojimbro, amirite fellow gamers?
#imwithher
#resistdrump

This is the face of a man that cannot say the word Vagina and probably doesnt like touching his own dick.
I bet he sits down to pee.

Is she really that small compared to Nigri or she standing on a wooden box? It looks like Nigiri is holding up a real doll of herself she ordered and they got the proportions wrong.

Is McGee a crypto-slav?

JUST

I heard he works at a computer while Slav Squatting.

Technically speaking, sitting down while peeing helps prevent bladder infection.

JUST

I like masturbating while sitting down.

Fuck off faggot, if it hurts my dick to do so I'm not doing it

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That's bogus and makes no sense.
Hygiene prevents infections, people should stop trying to find convoluted explanations for their misfortune.

unproven garbage used to give scientific reason for eliminating hierarchy. don't get brainwashed.

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Public toilets are a perfect opportunity for squat exercises.

Do explain how that makes any fucking sense.

Asian squat toilets are the best.

It's the same kind of sense where cutting off foresking whose evolutional purpose was to protect the penis head from filth and harm, will somehow protect it more now that it is gone.

Cutting off your dick vastly reduces the chances of contracting HIV through intercourse though (^:
Also, certain ancient groups circumcized their slaves so they wouldn't get ideas like fucking owners' wives, mudslimes removed entirety of genitalia and eunuchs were harem guards

Let me improve that…

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Ech. Stupid Photoshop exported to srgb colors. Fixed now.

Cant wait to see the cameo of del Toro!

What kind of tiny toilet are you using that your dick touches the actual bowl? Or are you talking about how some seats are horseshoes rather than ovals, so your dick actually touches the side of the bowl?

Why would i have an unprotected intercourse with anyone other than my loyal wife to get aids in the first place?

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He's a 50 year old otaku.

Wait, hold the fuck up. Are they doing another season of nuX-Files? I really wish Gillian Anderson didn't get all that plastic surgery. She was much prettier back in the earlier seasons.

How small are you?

Literally who is this faggot? And why does he sound like a whiny cunt?

Good country IMO, saves you from postmodernist trash

Nigger i'm like an average 6.5 and i have to deal with that shit. Are you an indian?

Even Chris-chan has more artistic talent.

He's a movie director.

Bluetick genocide when?

I'm a little over 9" at full. Having it touch the side of the bowl is a problem I sympathize with in public restrooms and private ones that don't have the full seat to guard you, but I didn't know whether he was talking about the rim or the bottom. If it's the bottom, he'd have to either have a huge flaccid dong or a really shallow bowl.

Highly doubt that, but it's possible I suppose. I'm seven inches but my dick looks like that of a five year old when flaccid

Did you know it's a genetic trait found in people who had to adjust to very low temperatures because keeping blood in your dick and having it hang around when not in use was detrimental to survival?

Haha, I live in Frogistan

Whut? He died of heroin overdose when he was 27.

Well, I'm quite tall as well, so it would honestly be weird if I had anything smaller than that. Again, it is a problem I'm familiar with if it's the rim, but I can't even remember using a public toilet. My dick does shrivel up when exercising like , but on normal days I have to snake it down my leg.

They either get girlfriends or realize that they don't have girlfriends.

So their blocking outside postmodern trash to force frog postmodern trash on you. Nice little slice of hell you have there.

Spooks don't die, they just get spookier. You'd be amazed at how good skellertons are at looting.

>but I can't even remember using the last time I used a public toilet

Did you hear what your shitty government did recently, promoted an (((artist))) who makes nothing but depictions of blacks murdering and raping whites.
So progressive and tolerant.

(checked)
You cheeky motherfucker

Also nonsense. The chances of a male penetrating someone getting HIV are already minimal (don't remember the exact figure , but it's close to 1% maybe less). HIV is more easily aquired on the receiving end of penetration (hence why it spreads so much among male homosexuals).
So when you say it "greatly" reduces chances, I imagine how significant that reduction might be. If we are talking about uncut having for example a 0.8% chance, then IF cuts have it better, it's not by a large margin.
Found some data
hivlawandpolicy.org/resources/heterosexual-risk-hiv-1-infection-sexual-act-systematic-review-and-meta-analysis

I don't get it

Because it le died.

Holy Christ.

Nice digits!
That post was a joke as evidenced by ":^)"
However like says
HIV is exclusive problem of the following groups
Please bear in mind that those group often intertwine

There doing a free weekend. Might be too late to matter now

Might be, user?

she looks like those british slags you see drunk on the weekends

LURK MOAR FAGET

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Where do you people even start measuring from? Are you doing trigonometry to account for the curvature of your member? Or are you just lying sacks of shit?

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Over watch is currently $30, maybe it's on sale from $40 or has dropped in price. While it was a nice attempt for him to do the video game equivalent of Virtue signal towards customers, he really was forced to make his game cheaper. In the end, from a price point, he was competing with overwatch, one of the biggest shooters currently.

Man, i had a boner for 90s Gillian but now all's gone.

Two hacks that never made one good game, one picture.

Base to tip. I don't have curvature. As I said, I'm quite tall, so that's one of the reasons. I'm surprised that you think it's strange for someone to be 7" though. Largest on record was almost 14" that set by some dude in the early 20th century.

Less the 7" and more the 9"
I'm 6'1" and I have ~6 inches give or take, I've got plenty of curvature but I do just one straight measure from base to tip. Got a fair bit of girth though, >1"

Cuckjima watches nothing but (((Hollywood))) movies, his libtardation was inevitable.

That's still not encouraging. Kojima is a cuck either way.

From what I've heard, and I honestly have no source to back this up, your bladder kinda sags on your pelvis bones so when you finish peeing small puddles are left behind in those two sag pockets. If you sit down, you push your bladder together making sure that it empties completely.

I'm a dicklength (my dick) taller than you. Never bothered with girth, but I'm certainly not a pencil. This conversation is getting really gay can we please stop? I also said I'm a little than 9". Don't cheat me out of my extra half-centimeter.

Forgot to throw in "more" between little and than, but you get the idea.

POST YFW YOU DIDN'T BUY LAWBREAKERS

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Wow, what an accomplishment.
Let's pat ourselves on the back for not buying an obvious blunder.
Clap.

Why do guys marry when they get rich? Especially dudes from the internet like Notch and this fag? It's common knowledge that marriage is a fucking trap at this point. Have kids if you want, but never fucking marry. Bitch can get child support if she leaves you, and that's it.

inb4 gamenight

It's not just that they marry, but that they marry subpar women. Just look at Bleszinski's wife, she looks like a pumped up sex dolls caked in makeup. Who would marry a creature that looks as shallow as she does? Might as well invest your money into genetically engineering catgirls for domestic ownership, it would likely cost you less in the long run.

looks like twin of Jude Law.

typical Descartes move.

No people still play Quake.

Stay triggered, Cucky B.

True. Though I chalk that up to low self esteem. The women are probably those that approached them since theyre gold diggers. But they should have known better than to ever marry.

This can't be fucking real. Is he actually a cuck?

I guess that is an achievement for tards who hang around people who bought shit like switch and fo4.

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look at his shirt.

Do people have to post smugs everytime they avoid making a bad decision? Do you post smugs when wiping your ass with toilet paper instead of glass? This behaviour shouldn't be the exception it should be the Norm. Go feel special somewhere else.

but I don't wantttt toooooooooooo

You're not supposed to wipe with glass?

I'd buy an eastern european wife if I could. You know those czech girls are just as much eager to bank it with a rich husband, but the stereotipe is of a much less bitchy and more conformed to the idea that she has it made by staying in mariage.

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Are you having a bad dad, user?

magnificent freudian slip there

Wow I hate white pepl now!

You are going to need a bigger thread to fit all the smug reactions from people who didnt buy it.

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At home I sit down to pee because I don't like cleaning up the ricochets.

Son you grab your dingdong, point it in the middle and stop peeing directly after jerking off.

Fucking cuck deserves this ten-fold!

Ha ha, oh you guys, that's just the Steam chart! Our player base on the Sony Playstation 4™ is booming! Too bad we can't show you those numbers, boy I tell you ha ha

Doesn't matter. Even if there's little pressure and I have god tier aim, there's always ricochets.

Frenulum Breve is a serious condition user.

Oh, wow. You guys should join up. It’s gonna be great.

My dick is fine, user. Thanks for you concern, though.

But peeing after you cum helps clean out your urethra.

Just great.

Underrated post and unchecked numerals.

does she get a blue checkmark just for being married to cliffy or did she do something else to get the blue checkmark of e-fame?

their free beta is what helped kill the game in the first place, anyone who tried it realized it was shit and moved on

This may be a long shot, but did anyone here actually play it? Did it bomb because it was a shit game, or just because of Cliffy "Prep the" B? I'm content either way.

Chinese Joe Rogan and Alex Jones?

HIV is effectively never spread through normal sex. It's spread by needle sharing, buttsex, and dry sex (niggers like to find ways to reduce or eliminate the vagina's natural lubrication, presumably to make it feel more like rape, which increases the likelihood of tearing skin during sex). Also through terrorism where faggots intentionally taint supplies of donated blood with poz.

Holla Forums - UTIs and Niggerhate

Nothing a Free Weekend can't fix!

I just don't think it grabbed peoples attention. With no attention grabbed, no one was talking about it. With no one talking about it, no one bought it.

>"I've been saving this cleverly crafted advertisement stunt - I mean super cool reveal! - for a later occasion. I'm about to reveal to the world that I'm more than meets the eye. I'm the genious behind not only Gears of War, and the critically acclaimed PS4 franchise Lawbreakers, but also the narrative driving force of Borderlands
Plot twist

Kek, I thought you were just shitposting.

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So did she buy that for cliff?

Did all of them went to make metacritic reviews?

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Over 1000 people own the game.

No appeal for anyone else it seems.

Pajeet was onto something I tell you whut.

Time to exterminate some goons.

Yeah, it’s really terrific. You do that and you will notice stuff happening on the screen. And sounds. Oh, boy. Do we have sounds.

This is now a dead scully thread.

also Shieet.

How do you know so much about him?

He’s just a swell guy who makes video games for us. The games have movement and sound. Oh, boy. It’s just great. When you move in the game, things change. And sounds change as well. It’s just that good.

How incredibly shitty

What the FUCK
That looks like absolute ass

It is showing ebony and ivory, living together in perfect harmony. Oh, boy. It’s just great.

why the fuck do the french keep doing this to their landmarks. It was bad enough when they did this to the palace. I went there and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MODERN ART BULLSHIT. God I hate the french.

The artist.

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It's shit, just the "I can't draw humans very well so it's supposed to look like a child drew it" meme

In unison the three draw their weapons.
Oh, boy.
It looks like the uniformed negroes are about to rape a white woman on fire.

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It’s a “Wheel of Time” reference. Oh, boy. That is really apt, although Cliff’s games are still great. Sometimes when you move in one direction, the unexpected happens. It’s just great, you guys.

Hey buddy, you are on my turf.

I guess that happened. Oh, boy.
It’s not not about turf, but it’s about how Cliff’s games have sound and motion that sometimes changes for the better. It’s just great. You move one way, the walls change. You go back, the walls change back as well. The game is not stateless. That is a new thing. Cliff is reinventing the genre with new stuff.

Todd we've been through this before you and I. Stop stealing my thing man! I made lying cool man!

In your games you can't touch things.. You can't LOVE things.. The Dog was my thing. Stop stealing my things man!

Oh, boy. You are quite a talent, but Cliff has reinvented gaming as we know it. You can jump up and sometimes down as well in his game. It’s just a great feature like that.

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I'm miserable enough as an anglo leaf, I don't know how a sane frog with an ounce of respect for their heritage can stand to live.

Seriously, even normalfags know about the rothschilds

If you have a non-shit product you wouldn't need to virtue signal for attention.

Look at Ghostbusters: Vagina Edition for a non-vidya example.

I would like to apologies for lying about my previous game Godus, I know it was wrong to lie but I only said what I said because Black and White 2 wasn't a very good game, I've learned from this and I promise that Godus 2 will be even better than Godus 1 which was garbage.

You guys, Cliff’s game is just that good. You walk forward and most of the time that happens. It is innovative and new.

You find yourself in a company amongst friends. There are many like us. Oh, boy. We get punished for our ideas. Cliff is the same. His game allows you to shoot on other players. No other game allows you to do so. He is the Steve Jobs of gaming, you guys. And I don’t mean that he is dead or cancer. I mean that he is reinventing gaming as we know it.

We need to talk about Cliff’s generosity and ethical behavior. He invented gender-neutral bathrooms. Sure, in most homes, the bathroom is gender-neutral. But in a game development studio? Revolutionary!
Also, his games kinda work.

B&W2 was fun, though.

I know I was making a joke about how Peter Molyeneux used to shit on his better games in order to sell his latest games. This was a common thing he did because he was an asshole.

Shit, wrong thread.

The game was supposed to be Free to play, but no, he had to gamble that his reputation as a fucking developer would net him cash, even though he already pissed off the Dudebro community when he said "Salty Xbox Fanboys"

woah… deep…..

You know what decreases your chances of HIV more? Not getting fucked up the ass by other men and not fucking monkeys from the African jungle. I mean that literally, that's where the virus originates from.

I'm ready for death.

Oh, man. You guys, it’s pretty great to have AIDS. Being pozzed is a good thing and stuff.

Anyone giving this a game try when it's free? Post vids

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why would anyone even bother

Hans

get the flammenwerfer

Here's hoping he crawls back to Microshaft to work on the next Gears of War game.

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Wait what? I never knew about that.

Hahahaha! Cliffy B should have known that
Around goons, your career is marooned.

kys

So you spent 12 dollars in total.

It's like he can't just make a game without having to shit talk and piss off people.

Kill yourself.

Not really, here is what we know.

All in all user, Horizon devs will probably be shut down while kojima gets the engine. There is nothing other than a pr tie between him and them.

Free Weekend incoming. Get Hype!

I am half joking

mite be cool. I mean I haven't seen enough gameplay to know if it's shit, and everyone can just be the nigress and spam "WE WUZ" in chat.

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See the shill, know its nature.

That`s right user, I am trying to trick you into playing a dead game for a weekend, for free.

This thread is pretty directionless and I don't want to make a dedicated thread for it, so I'm just going to put this here for whoever gives a shit. I bought a GPU and this came with it, so I figured some lucky lad here can make use of it rather than my sitting on it pointlessly till it expires.

Sorry to squat on whatever undoubtedly stellar conversation is going down, but I figured this would be better than the alternative.

Appreciate the gesture

his eyes are just so dreamy

Oh my god

read the comment on the artists instagram if you're ever in doubt whether or not people want to kill whites

I heard it began with Africans eating infected monkey meat.

Uma delícia.

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Maybe if he designed some decent waifubait or learned his lesson from Bitchford when he tried to make a Rule 34 sub-reddit of Battleporn, he would MAYBE have more luck. Because god knows waifufags will defend any game no matter how pozzed because there are sexy girls in it.

Wait, can you actually preorder Death Stranding or are you making up that one? Last time i heard from Kojimbo he hadn't even begun working on it

If you guys want a laugh, check the reddit for lawbreakers.

It's full of threads with people begging other players to go easy on newbies and intentionally play with your worst character in the desperate hope they'll keep playing.

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Also i hope those Chinese investors take Cliff's thumbs

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Wait a minute Holla Forums.

I get that it's funny for an SJW to crash and burn but it seems to me like the main reason Lawbreakers isn't popular is because it's too difficult for plebs and they'd rather play casualshit like Overwatch. Shouldn't we be against that?

Seems like those first 2 are the same guy

I don't think anyone would ever dare make porn of the grotesque characters in LawBreakers.

The main reason goybreaker isn't popular is because its released in a saturated market with almost no distinguishing features.

the main reason it isn't selling is because its objectively shit by every single measure known to man
It doesn't even have any characters worth waifuing or making porn of

Its funny because Bazinga said this before it released, how there is only room for 2 or 3 in the genre while the rest will fail.

Did he delete that tweet?

Even with her head tilted back, you can still see J.Nigger's receding hairline.

So i digged a little bit in this fags instagram. Without overexaggerating, his art mostly contains black figures killing white figures. There are some images where white figures kill white figures or black figures on black but most pictures contain of this. Here and there also are peacful images between black figures and white figures. There also seems to be some sort of Black figures overpowering/raping white female figures orientation in his arts.

I post more if you want. I also didn't go all the way to the ground, maybe i got past max 50 images from those 350 he uploaded.

Also, it seems there is a drawing close to the eiffel tower?

How "evolve" doing?

Stop doing that, its harmful to your brain.

The last one you posted is supposed do be directly under it. I think.

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He also helped out and is a character in Video Game Highschool, which is a lot better series than the title would have you think.

It's amusing how much people in the games industry trip over themselves in a vain attempt to outcuck each other, Anthony birch and the case of the missing Wii U, Mr Shitface, Mighty No Nein, Fire Emblem in general, hell, the japanese game industry in general, that guy who worked for nintendo and shot a video of him getting pegged by his gf. It'd be funny if the end result wasn't a drought of games.

XD

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What? Info please.

Proof on either of these?

There is nothing stopping you from pre-ordering any game that has a finalized title. There are Duke Nukem Forever preorders, that were actually fulfilled, from 1997.

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I wish we would come toghether to exterminate niggers already.
They add nothing to this world, aside from a convenient target for pity in white people who feel like being generous.

No dubs no do.
Lawbreakers will die, no one will play it, not even jokingly

(CHECKED and CASHED)

It's nothing go.. i mean guys :^)

Come on, that's just a (((coincidence))).

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kek

Japanese investors cut off your fingers.
Chinese investors boil you alive and serve you as wonton soup.

I've seen that kind of tiny, close-knit community form around daily crossword puzzles on obscure flash game sites, stuff like that. Having it form around a recently released game that had that much hype built up around it? Flop of the year.

>hoverhandingbodying Hilary Clinton
Is he afraid of Bill or something?