The fuck you lookin at

the fuck you lookin at

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"Last post"

- you


Yet you kept posting anyways, unacceptable.

You think i'm going to come back here permanently? knowing that abominations exists? I came here telling you guys that out of nowhere Gnomes is trying to be a cute trap boy on a server that i was invited because of art.

I have learned how to bring joy to all my friends and continue to strive for courteous, meaningful interactions with my fellow threadgoers while satisfying my white masters.

Abominations exists? Like who?

I know you still have a feeling of disdain over me three years going strong, so i'm guessing our interactions is going to cease quickly. I could add you on Discord or Skype, but that's too much trouble it seems.


You know damn well who.

I can't read your mind.

I do not use these services.

I'm sure you can infer.


Oh well, it's still steam, this and 4chan is your main source of contact? Alright, this is my first time in forever going into Holla Forums, i only go on 4chan for /vp/ and Holla Forums and steam i rarely use. I go on battle.net for that OVrWatch tho.

Provide your b.net ID.

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Sci? Boo? Lenko?

Oh boy I love playing guessing games with you.

All three. See, you didn't have to read my mind.


angriff#1521. Also realize i haven't even touched overwatch yet, i just wanted friends/peeps to play with.

Perhaps he means me!


Oh, me neither. I just want to EMBIGGEN my friends list, friend.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Are you a mutant?

Oh I meant abomination actually.

Seems like a noble endeavor.


I mean, HOW do you REALLY feel about me? I still think you're chaotic good. (i'm using these terms)

I have been called that before.


I remain indifferent.

Thats what happens if you look like a man and sound like a girl.

I do fit that description.

oh christ are you fucking kidding me

And that's my cue to leave. Don't want to stick around for the banter. Time to go on picarto.

I wouldn't know but I've been told things.

I remember none like that in X-men.

Mendacity.

unlikely

Mystique

Reveal one of those things and I will confirm its veracity.

Okay yeah, occasionally, but other than that? Can you come up with... THREE mutants that fit that description?

Do you or do you not sound like a women?


no

Yes.

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Wow wanna fuck?

Victory by forfeit.

I did not anticipate this.

I hope its everything you wanted.

It is not. IT IS NOT! TAKE IT BACK, I DO NOT WANT IT!

That wasn't a no.

No I don't want it.

See

God damn I wish I had FF15

Oh so you NEED it.

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...

This has to stop.

Oh my gosh I know its wrong but that just makes me want it more !


I've been saving my feet for you daddy >~

I thought you hated me, though.

I lash out at the things I love most.

I need an adult.

you do it to yourself

you and no one else

I'm an adult.

You are drunk. Go to bed.

*wiggles my toes at you*

I haven't drank anything.

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Ah, right, you are not 21 yet.

Not i'm 21 and have a large amount of booze in my room.

...

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You are a madman. What if someone catches you?

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Who gonna catch me? What do you think would happen if I got caught?

yo


one day

Are you, perhaps, implying that getting caught was part of your plan?

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I slept too long

*pet*


ill look forward to the drunken gay blowjobs

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no

I think it would be extremely painful.

what is an albert

BoxBox.

Yeah, if nothing else, it'd would be. For him.

SHIT I MADE AN ERROR

ohhhhhh shows how much I know

Is someone gonna hit me or something?


Well thats much better than sleeping to short.

Brojobs

its not gay if you dont spit

maybe you're right
what's up?

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Calm down Doctor, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

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What if you gag?

I dunno i'm about to go to sleep in a few minutes.

no

The fire rises!

but i just got here

i go stop trying to cram you down my throat, and take a second or two to recover with some degree of dignity

softly gay, like touching shoulders and hands, standing close together
.///.

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What counts as being hard gay in public?

slightly slewepy

eat pastries and sip tea

makin out.

It's half past noon, this is not the time to get sleepy.

-nuzzles-

hows nezi today?

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Cool it.

But its almost 4am here.

But is it gay?

Actually tamer than expected.

Ah, I see.

what is that supposed to convey

lame!

if you're gay, don't fucking make out in public. it's cringe enough to see straight couples do it.
unless you're both like, really cute. then go ahead. make girls wet and grown men cry.

I've been up waaaay longer than I should of been.

Iam alwatays sleepu

I would probably be too self-conscious to do something like that in public regardless.

Do you sleep too little, or too much?

not if i manage to avoid spitting

Benefits of being a tranny:

We both know you won't be able to avoid that.

I'm going to bed now.

goodnight

but can you rock tight abs, strong arms and thick, muscular legs?


i beg to differ
nini ban

trannies shouldn't make out in public. only cute boys. trannies being openly affection deserve polite applause for their courage, but it's not hot.

tired


frustration/disagreement

but not in a super serious manner

I'm not a tranny.

working all the time still?

yeah I could if I put the work into it.

what are you

if you ever do, im gonna need pics

liek 7-9 hours a day

already nearly 6 a.m
been a fast night

tfw nights used to be slow and take days to finish

I have lost a little bit of weight recently but it's entirely just cause I stopped eating like a god damn vacuum cleaner.

my only pair of jeans are starting to get a little bit too big for me

at some point it all just kinda switched around and the days bedcame the nights and the nights became the days

penis

i miss having regular exercise

also gib version of that without undies

why do you wanna see my dick so much

i like dick

I'm me. I'm normal.

Seems to be normal.

how long?

rip bread

dub dubs to revive thread

AAAAAAAAH
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
AAAH

AAAAAH

checked

There too many good games that don't get released outside of japan
thank god for english patchers
only problem is some of them are lazy shits who never finish their translations

how to detect understeer only knowing steering angle and vehicle velocity/acceleration vectors?

ask stackexchange maths or something

I THOUGHT SOME OF YOU PEOPLE HERE FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL

I didn't finish highschool and I flunked out of calculus my junior year.

some of us finished 7 or so years ago

haha yeah like 3 years ago fagot

this is unfair why do i have to do thinking

pls like me... :(

only if you play DnD with me

if you play naked ill join

I'm pretty sure you'd be mortified by my body

You already know I'm down for that.

I think it was 4chun who was also down.

if you play bottomless ill join

normal stuff is normal to do


cars and vroom vrooms wer enever my thing

find a way to make it work then

I haven't played DnD in like fucking 2 years

I'm jonesing for it

got that itch

that need

I'm going through DnD withdrawals mayne.

I only know 4.0 though so I'd probably have to relearn everything if we played something different


maybe

youll also need to move to the UK so i can see

Durgeons and Dargons is like 3 hours filling out a character sheet and then everyone goes home for the day and never group up again

I've only played 3.5, so I'd have to learn if we used 5.0.

Which seems simple enough to relearn.

I've heard 5.0 is great and takes the pain in the ass out of combat.

that happened to me but the next time we did meet up and play

From everything that I have seen of it just kind of skimming the books, that seems to be true.

make it work fam, lets get a campaign going.

any good group needs 4 people minimum though.

sorting through the bad apples can be a bit frustrating. there's always that one cunt in the group that fucks up the experience for everyone else.

I'll read the 5.0 books tonight and see how I feel about running a campaign.

Then we have at least two players.
I might be able to get one of my irl friends to take part, if he has time, since he's also wanted to try 5.0.

chocolate milk

god damnit neru

me me :3
i pick moondruid>>1345592

too much chocolate milk

I could drink nothing but cold chocolate milk whole day during Summer.

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litteral torture

mewndrood

that is a lot of cohocolaimlk

NERUUUUUUUUUUU

whaaaat

You can never have too much chocolate milk.
I would say that the same applies with tea during Winter but I'm too lazy and all that brewing time kills it for me.

what a shit night, where did it go

You're doing it on purpose

drinking cohocloat milk you mean

okay firstly strawberry and even banana is better than chocolate. secondly no you're being a butt.

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strawberry milk is my fucking jam

I should try seeing if I can find some strawberry soy milk at my grocery store

I love bananas too

I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS. YOU MAGICIAN

try finding some strawberry bleach as well
and drink the whole thing in one go

Yeah okay but what about the other thing.. you're like being smug in a not smug way.

fuck programming man, i want to hammer iron for a living

I was just thinking like.. what if every sunday or something I go down to the local bushland and start building stuff and try to start my own villa. Just crecord the process. It would be so exciting.

wont that land be owned by someone?

idkkk what other thing you are being ewird

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It wouldn't be too hard to ask a property owner if you can play around in a small area.

well, if you have any luck, let us know

Okay. I'm trying to be super chill about it but also not say it because if I'm wrong then I look bad.

aaa yeah idk

i don't think it's something I'm actually going to do anytime soon.

I am actually going to cry on the inside.

was it the dungeondargon thing idk what more to say like all I ever did was try fill out a sheet and give up

You should be a dm for animus and make everyone get tabletop simulator.

You missed some of his posts, Neru, although I don't think you do it on purpose.

Go to church.

I kinda miss going to church back when I was christian

do you know how many qt as fuck grills there are at church? a lot.

Wow now I feel bad. Also I really can't tell.

shhh
Was listening to a few songs before I go.

byebye

Mmhm

Hey lexi

♥ i wanna slam your back door like I do my sedan

Why even live.

Wow, everyone died at the same time. Yikes.

aaa maybe


idkkk what to answer always either or whether answers are needed

Could you actually though? Legit 10/10 question.

noooo I have not written stories or done storytelling in like forever

What role would you play if I assumed you took a character. I imagine you'd pick some druid/wizard thing so you can have your own pix.

probablyy

feeling pretty sleeepies

Start the brushing ritual.

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but how many of them want hot trap d?


rip

I mighttt

but

idk how long I have

Go ready your tools of hygiene and come back to brush here. I will do the same right now.

It's so wrong but it feels so right !

I think I have like 12-20 hours soooo

I will bed and

toothbrushsr

and do it torrow

yes

I feel like I'd get bored doing that for an hour.

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It does get boring, but I can't cum easily when I wake up

Do you want to lick it up little one ?

that's disgusting

Why exactly are you here?

ook so sleepy I almost drool toothpaste Iwill go bed now nana

Rest easy.

It's too early to be up.

Don't be up, then.

I have to be.

I don't want to be up.

Go to bed.

It's like yesterday. Life doesn't stop just because I want to sleep. If it did I would be the most relaxed person in existence.

Sleep.

There is zero chance you are being productive while being here.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry, I missed that. I cannot until I finish some things.

Then you should get on with them.

I'm trying.

Procrastination isn't the answer, Giggles.

Tell that to the porn tab, youtube tab in the background.

Should close those and get on with the important thing.

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So, its like dead or what fam

its sleeping

I dont see it breathing..

cpr??

I dont know cpr. Its all up to you.
Its life is in your hands now..

but im no doctor
what do I do

Are you a lifeguard or firefighter, by chance?

no
but i can make soup

They keep telling me to sleep.

So.. youre a chef?

Well if youre tired, you should!

nohoo
what makes you say that

No, Giggles, no.


Dead inside.


30 chest presses and 2 breaths, although the breaths are optional nowadays.

The tasks, Nin. The tasks.


There is absolutely nothing wrong.

You can make soup. Theyre the masters at soup.
Its all adding up.

yeah iktf

Like what?

You better not be lying.


We all know that feel.

but what if they choke


bbut its only soup
I like chicken more

Chickens, or chicken related foods?
Just to clarify.

I feel pretty good atm though

Stuff, but I'm tired.


No, sir.

both I think
but im really craving kfc cause ads

If it can be done tomorrow, no reason to do it today!

You have to decide between them, both doesnt count!

So go do it!

It's Suffering Sunday!

is kfc chicken or chicken related

It is indeed

How do you GoPro on your head without GoPro

just do

I think male pornstars might know

welp

Heimlich maneuver.


Same, at least mentally.


Good.

i really want kfc


my german isnt that good

Just because you saw an ad?

And what about physical

yeees

I'll wake up tomorrow and not want to do anything.


I am!!

You don't know the Heimlich maneuver?
You put your arms around the person from behind and squeeze them very fast with force.


A very horrible hangover.

The longer you take, the more sleep you miss out on!

There are better places!

RIP SD, he will be missed
f

brrrb dinner


wow lewd


noooo

Yeah, I'll probably go to bed early tonight because of it.


It's not lewd, it's medical science.

Which is, how many hours away?

the thread is not updating automatically anymore

Well, it's 8 pm currently, and I'm not sure if I have the power to stay awake until midnight.

I went to sleep early last night too and slept forever, I have a headache cause of it
So watch out for that if you do too early

Well, as long as I wake up without this hangover.

you cray

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So slow today.

same tbh

i'd rather a slow conversation between 4 decent posters than a rapid patter of 8 retards

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luka petting sci petting nin as loco belittles scoots while bard bards and swedish fish

fuk

that's what you get for going to reddit you nerd

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aaaaah


It's not like Holla Forums, /vg/ or whatever is gonna help

hurrah for us all being the worst

I mean, true. they all suck too.

nobody knows how to be decent or respond to decent posting

LOL WHAT

Mmhm.

nerd

I'll give you a guaranteed bite, punk


I was about to make some snarky comment but then I remembered his defense isn't actually that great so that's pretty weird.

don't smoke alcohol and drink weed kids, it's bad for u

Okay Pogeymans with me faget

You can't make me.

*pet*

oooh drinking. should go well with no food in nearly 24 hours and the new re:zero. thanks nezi

:D:D:D:D:

Yeah he's a SpD tank idk

this post reads as happy if you read properly, but if for some reason you read it backwards it's all screaming

My beer should be carbonated by now.

THE BEST

the other guy must have put his EVs in bad places, if he bothered to train at all.
and probably has shitty IVs


huzzah!

Morning Cupcakes.

*Azelf

Phone pls

Might as well drink a few gallons.

morning goggles.

bitch gimme ur address ill come spank u in 10 mins


.////.


no, bad!

don't smoke alcohol!!!!


happy or sad?

Yeah.

Nah.

hows you?

it would be an insult to yourself and the fine beer you have brewed to do otherwise.


there's an episode of the show "the league" where they smoke alcohol with snoop dogg. it was pretty great.

Yeah, im literally doing that right now.

Was that a sentence?

It was before my phone fucked it up

Would be nice to use my 1 liter glass for its intended purpose.

I myself have a beer boot for some reason I can't even fathom. I must have thought it looked cool and bought it while drunk. I never use it, but it's fun I suppose.

Should use it.

holy shit 4 minutes in and this episode is already great

pussi boy


tired

dad woke me up to "teach" me how to replace brake pads and rotors on his girlfriends car....meanwhile I'm asking him why he's not using grease or loctite and he's like "oh you don't need that"

....and then the brakes were making noise after he finished

thanks for the informative lesson dad, I learned a lot. definitely worth missing the sleep for


ok


ur gonna get dick cancer!!!1

Okay.

if I drank beer I might, but trying to drink a mixed vodka drink out of something that size would just be dangerous for me. I specifically use some of my smallest glasses to make sure that I don't drink way too fast. if I use a bigger glass I always end up drinking too much, too fast. moderation and control are helped by a smaller glass.

me_irl

I need to go and buy more alcohol

your dad is retarded you belong in the kitchen

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For shame.

I make no apologies for who I am.

though one could certainly make a case for me probably needing to.

Re write it for me
The right way

Itll grow too big if anything

1

you should have had strong words with him about it, you barely get enough sleep as it is

2

I'm gonna drink bourbon.

drink it out of your liter glass.

If it's a bourbon and coke sure.

Play Pogeymans with me faget

no. straight burbon. to the top of the glass. no ice.

be a man.

what's on the schedule for today tracer?

and why does it not involve playing as tracer in ow


-hugs-


I've worked on cars before

and cooked big meals

I like being diverse


no ull get the zika virus and go to the icu


he's just gonna get more mad if I do that and there's no sense in arguing with him
he's 'never wrong'

I grew out of those a long time ago

C A N C E R

If I wanted to die, sure.


Drinking and not cleaning the house.

Because she sucks.

Pick a number between 1 and 50. If you get it right, I can go to sleep.

ice fucking cold, nezi

just drink slow and be less of a pussy.


seems like a lot of pressure to put on me on the spot.

seven.

Higher.

I'll ice you.

twenty seven.

i shunned you

and you're doing a super job, hun

Make me.

who is she


what did i do wrong now

Higher.

Ice my dick, daddy

gotta stand up for yourself some time fam

And I had all this extra pizza money.

hell no. that would involve effort. if I can't shame you into doing something retarded by saying things you know I don't actually think then I might as well just give up.


forty.

;)

...

miss linked or ignored me

are you trying to buy me

nerd

Higher.

...

Tracer from Overwatch.

You know, the only girl in the prior conversation.


Surprised you put forth that much effort to begin with.

I'm telling you I could if I wanted.

goodness.

forty five.


yeah I have no idea what came over me.

Cupcake is the meanest. How else do you explain 'Tom and their change in personality

you couldnt

...

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You usually prefer something else to come all over you.

Lower.

I know how to stand up for myself but when I'm living with my dad and I know there's no benefit to having the argument, there's no point in starting it

sorry I'm tired
mistakes were made

;~;

They used to be nice and never tried to manipulate posters to turn against me on multiple occasions before you and aeris butt baby them.

I know your address and preferred pizza and could send it without even telling you.

The holy spirit

colbert is a MESS

That's Smiles.

as long as it doesn't get in my hair.


forty two. the answer I should have started with, to be honest.


oh no, don't give aeris any credit for this. it was all me. I poisoned 'tom and I'll do the same to all your friends, scooters. prepare to get run out of these parts.

i cant pick it up it'd be a waste

Their greasy honhon hair is full of secrets!!!

But your hair gets everywhere.

Oh I won't send it for you.

I would make a lewd joke
But i still love senpai too much

I thought that one would be too predictable so.. higher.

...

whatever then

I can tie it back, and always do for situations like that!


in which I will hide all the dirty little lies needed to take you down. your meme reign is at an end.


gosh damn it goggles.

forty four.

I've worked on cars before
and cooked big meals
I like being diverse

AN MESS

The jig is up. Lower.

!!!!!!!!!

I need help!!! To stop the slander and requisition of my memes

Be prepared to hear from my lawyer

Bob lob law.

literally only one answer possible left.

forty three. to bed with you.

that man is a mouthful.

I thought it would have taken you a bit longer, to be honest.

I can already taste those glorious man parts

oh i see

i figure but i was like making a statement about you being in a womans place with your trap body and whatnot

Duly noted.

Go sleep then.

giving me higher and lower means I can figure it out pretty easy you know.


you should buy a tape recorder. just record yourself for one day. I think you'll be surprised at what you hear.


why are you noting things like this? you have no interest in doing such things!

Re:Zero is so stressful to watch

Meloetta sucks lol

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so rekt all he can do is lash out at the pokemon.

Sarcasm.

WORST LEGEND

I secretly wanted an excuse to sleep. I'll be going now.

you need to move out fam

okay okay
round up
we need ideas

how do we stop monday?

unacceptable.


go on kid, get more rekt. it amuses me so.


sleep well, goggles.


just learn to accept it, tokai. it's better that way.

We nuke North Korea.

Hope for an allah snackbar in your college town

i dont wanna wake up at siiix..


YES


thats only in nieuw-west

Re:Zero spoilerino
Oh man from him waking up in EMT's lap to the ending of the credits I thought like Satella was going to take over and more bad shit happening or Petelgeuse taking control of Subaru

you'll get used to it.

Do something about it.

And then elect me president.

More spoilerino O shit there's a bad ending after all

doing something about something I don't approve of instead of just complaining about it? do you even know me, tracer?

maybe if I think about friday all the time itll go faster


what will you dO?

...

I do, that's why I enjoy messing with you.

Id say ill do everything, then do nothing
But nothing goes wrong and im elected again

you'd think that, but no. it will make time pass slow. very slow.


who will wreck your shit.


UNACCEPTABLE

This show sucks.
I want my money back.

Oh cuppers you blow hard

Do something about it.

I guess it's still better than what they have now.
voted


noooo :c
I wanna shop, eat, haircut nowww!!

we take a pill that puts us to sleep through monday

and tuesday and wednesday etc

Basically forever.

Thank you for your support
FOUR MORE YEARS

that show is so good I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant


now we're just going in circles.


you'll enjoy them even more because you had to wait for them...or something.

tokai are you sure about this

this is a big decision

What an inconclusive start of a conclusive week.

still a few minutes from finishing, but my guess is they realized they'd need a second season so they started making things go better near the end of this one, so that the despair can be even harder hitting in season two.

You started it.

shut up.

but I wanna wake at some point
to do the fun things


ugggh that takes long as well


but I already waited long!
oh oh and a new headset


yeees
im so sick of this
i want cute asian girl shoulder length

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My fucking Whimsicott named Flutters could destroy that garbage in seconds

adfdsfasdf

Hm hm hm.

you're at college now right

You can probable turn up in a dress in your new haircut and ask people to refer to you as she and no one would blink an eye

fucking generation X nederlanders man they're probably already assuming you're trans

Seize this opportunity

ye

im not trans

Im not worth the wait?

...

yeh but you want cute asian girl aesthetic yeah

you're already cute and asian

so go for the girl part

You're worth it to me

you can get a new headset without waiting for friday


you're so gay it's almost painful


listening now. I just finished. I agree with you. what a shitty ending. I hope everything gets ruined in the next season.


ohgosh

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My Whimsicott is adorable shut up

painful.

New.

Hm?