"Tomb Raider was created by Square Enix 7 years ago." - Feminists

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May I remind you that these feminist scums says to the world that they KNOW and LOVE video games more than us, the sexist cis-scum men who oppresses women both online and real life, backwards and forwards.

Surely it's from a non videogame related website…

lol

Where does it say seven years ago?

Read the article, you fucking dummy!

In what fucking Timeline?

nothing new here

Their Anita Sarkeesian timeline, that's what. Remember, it's their precious Zoe Quinn who spearheaded the movement of women in the video game industry. Much like this.

The downward trend from people who program and design games, but just happen to have vaginas, leading to "critics" and "outspoken fans" and finally eneding in the bottom of the barrel with Sarkesian.

I don't think the author of this is intending to show that modern women in video gamees are less capable and knowledgable… But they are.

Too long, didn't read. Why is leftist imagery and memeing so weak?

I never heard that and I don't see a source

Or, in short.

I AM BECOME CLICKB8 , DESTROYER OF JOURNALISM

Are you trying to imply that it's 2003? Because it isn't, you were in that coma for much longer than they told you.

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lel

Straight outta Auschwitz

I have a more female figure then this bitch, and I'm a majority pole and german

AhSissie.qt

t. Bernd that misses you on /int/.

Stop being gay

So is my boyfriend! He has thick fucking womanlh legs! I told him if he works out he can obtain birthing hips. I love him so much, he's kind of an autist though but his voices sounds like someone out of a radio station.

Planks girlfriend.

To be gay is simply in his nature. Can you tell a bird to stop flying? Can you tell a fish to breathe only air?

No, I think homo is the only way he know.

It looks like she did nothing but work out her core muscles.

OP, you're going to pull something reaching this much to make a simple error about feminism.

Fuck nu tomb Raider

you girl?

Is the actress from the tribe? Because there is no other fucking way I can believe this un-toned body, flat chested boy was picked to play Lara.

he's a faggot

See

The only mistake they made is saying it was square enix. While it is a sizeable one, your thread is far more clickbait than this article is.
That, or you are actually retarded.

I thought it was the thing in hollywood that producers cast women with the bodies of pre-pubicent girls.

who can say why though?

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THE GAMES COMMUNITY?

sasuga polygon

Who is James and how many women did he bang in order to prompt them to organize a community?

What, they think she invented getting offended?
She's a Mary Whitehouse with bigger earrings.

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It says in 1996 in the article though.
Still, that's retarded how "journalists" can't even open a google search page.

Maybe its her brother?

There's more padding than boobs under that shirt.

Am i on Holla Forums, is this a fridge thread?

Tomb raider wasn't made by eidos. It was made by core design.

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This is who they picked to play Lara Croft? Out of every white actress in and out of Hollywood this is who they pick? A man?

Just Quinn

This. It would have been enough to call them out on listing the wrong developer, and we'd all be sitting here laughing at how retarded they are. The article says nothing about TR being created seven years ago

Still not as bad as them saying Stronk Black Womyn who don't need no man from STD is the first black Star Trek protagonist

There's this theory that (((they))) are pushing this manly look because it's what less fertile women look like. It's literally intended to reduce the white race's fertility. And at this point, I don't doubt it.

More likely it's pushed because they want the female audience, and women lose their shit when confronted with a better looking female.

To be quite honest her face looks like female characters of skyrim.

This is true. When it comes to female protagonists, Hollywood tends to cast average-looking girls with no personality. Most female viewers feel threatened by attractive women, and the lack of personality makes it easier for them to self-insert.

Only SJWs. Which, to be fair, is probably most women in California and certainly all the women a studio exec is likely to talk to.

anyone got that pic of the other faggots saying they created baldurs gate?

I don't think I've been to the movies in some good 5 years.
Watching funny reviews on the internet gives me all the info I need to know to talk about the damn thing with other people, and usually teh review itself is orders of magnitude more entertaining than the movie itself.

All women, actually.
It may not seem like it because women usually have the upper hand when it comes to sex, but women are ridiculously insecure about their appearance, even more so than men. They just don't show it. That is, until a better looking woman who attracts more men than her enters the scene.

No shit. No visible muscle tone in the legs or arms

Maybe so, but only SJWs seem to manifest the 'tear down every woman who is prettier than me' variant.
I know plenty of women who gush over how pretty other women are, and pretty much the entire make-up and plastic surgery industries exist to allow uglier women to emulate attractive celebrities.

I look more like a chick than this bitch if I were to shave. No figure whatsoever.

You mean celebrities. Celebrities are not their direct competition. You're not gonna fuck celebrities and they know it. However you might be able to fuck the new hot girl in the office. If she's specially talkative and likes talking to guys, you'll hear nothing but bad things about her from other women.
Women are like tribal animals who do everything they can to fend off the upcoming threat.

No, I mean women they know. Women in their social circle.

None of those women are James' wife.

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Is that why fat chicks love Betty Boop?

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That's just internalized misogyny.

But the men won't wanna watch it because the stick insect playing Lara Croft is very unattractive,
No one is going to watch this fart of a movie.


Does playboy still do porn or are they slowly turning into a unfunny game journalist website?

They've had to go back to nudity because their going non-nude backfired spectacularly

I don't think they do porn anymore, and they tried to break into the "sexy gamur gurl" niche but somehow they managed to fail and their channel was abandoned.
I don't know how you fuck up just dolling a girl up in front of a camera with cleavage showing and having her giggle and twirl her hair while pretending to play a video game, but they managed it somehow.


Did they? I didn't even notice.
I wonder how badly they fucked themselves over by flip-flopping their entire brand like that.

Playboy's been dead for many years now. Going back to nudity after saying they weren't going to do nudity any more merely stopped some of the bleeding.

Good, i hope someone lost their job over it.

Why can't video games have attractive women in them anymore?

Where are you getting the "7 years ago" part from, OP? Is it you who can not count?
Also, it's Polygon, what do you even expect from these clowns?

All they need to do to save themselves is start up a separate twitch channel for every model they've got, and have them stream lowest common denominator games in their see-through underwear.
They'd have to bribe twitch to give them special dispensation to stream nudity, but all of those social media sites give special treatment to (((established))) businesses anyway, so I don't see there being any problems.

I assume somebody would corrected on comments and that would be the end of it but I was wrong

I think the non-nude thing was spearheaded chiefly by Hugh Hefner's SJW daughter. I think she was ousted by her brother/half-brother, who was against it to begin with.

Honestly if those twitch whores actually got naked then I think I could stand watching them.

SJWs always double down

DemonShadowX may very well be mentally arrested.

I always took the people who write for Polygon as people who really didn't like games but could only get a job writing about games, something tells me if every video game somehow no longer worked the people at polygon would be happy and could go back to doing something they really enjoyed, like recreating those Centipede movies.


I thought Jews were supposed to make good business decisions, how did that stupid cunt think that removing the porn from a porn mag was anything other than a retarded idea.
Unless this was a deliberate attempt at destroying the company.

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It was that, or "smart" and i didn't want to give them that much credit, besides her dad made the business and he is a jew so there is some validity at least.

It literally never says that Tomb Raider was created 7 years ago anywhere in the article.
The article also says nothing feminist or anything about feminism. Even if it did, it would be more a GamerGate thread thing. Literally theonly thing they got wrong was saying that Square Enix made the first game, which is pretty fucking stupid, given that they could have literally just looked it up on Wikipedia, but not worth starting a new thread over.

It almost makes me pity them, but then I remember what kind of people they are regardless of their career choices and I immediately stop caring.

They make plenty retarded ones, but their wallets can take the beatings. See comic books.
I think her female brain overrides the jewishness, so you get the stupidity of an SJW woman and a jew with an agenda.

Sums up 70% of the board.
I wish people only posted about relevant things.

Admitting they're wrong would likely cause them a nervous breakdown.


Game journalists are mental cripples. This is not hyperbole, I firmly believe you need to be mentally challenged to get a job at the likes of Polygon or Kotaku. All they have to do to get a paycheck is shit out an article once a week and even that poses too big a challenge for them.


Not really. Western comics books are all but dead. If something doesn't change drastically, and I mean drastically, within the next five years capeshit comics will cease to exist.

To be fair, their 180 made a certain amount of sense. If they got rid of the nudity they could sell the magazine in the supermarket, at eye level, without pissing off local puritans. They could broaden the audience to include less insecure women, because it would basically be just another glamour magazine just more geared towards men, and they could export the magazine to the Middle East, and other territories where they prefer their women to wear burkas, without changing much of the content.

The only problem with this is that people who still buy Playboy buy it for the tits and without tits all you've got is some poorly airbrushed photos of women celebrities, which you could get in any other magazine.

Retards like you are why I write exclusively in cursive at work. It's like the 20 year olds and younger can't read simple cursive.

In school we were taught that cursive was for women and printing was for men.

Cursive is meant for signatures only, anything else is being purposefully obtuse.

Sure, it's not something they can do endlessly, but just the fact that they're able to keep it up for so long is because their wallets can take the absolute lack of sales they're bringing in.


No, that user is right. That G is disgusting and the one in his image is the only correct one.


Wrong.

Either american or underage

Know the difference, it could save your life.

It's the little shitposts in my life that gets me out of bed.

No, the James Community, can't you read?

Are there any r34's of lara where she gets captured by a tribe of amazons or something along those lines? I recall something similar to it but it was like a 10 second soundless webm where I'm not even sure if it was porn or not.
Yes I asked this in the other thread but this one seems to be getting more attention.

Dis. Gus. Ting.

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10/10 education.

When you write in cursive, do you finish the word before you dot i's and j's to keep the flow, or should you stop and dot them as you write them?

Finish before dotting

Truly brilliant.

Facebook and mobile games dont count

Like I said, 10/10 education, kek. Though looking at that shit penmanship, it's not that shocking.

I know this thread is trash. But how we got to penmanship is beyond me.

You know that shit was written with a mouse. Don't even try, faggot.

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Stick to texting and print, it will be easier for everyone.

user, you're in the wrong here. Not me. It is you who should stop.

But that's just a tied shoelace.

Nigger that's not a lower-case f, you're either baiting or legitimately stupid; it's one or the other.

Show me where I am. You can't just say the other side is wrong and post a reaction. Here you go, you will need more practice with writing basic cursive.

Sorry you dropped out of elementary school.

What kind of filthy subhuman nigger actually writes in cursive?
Why don't you write in fucking pictographs, too?

Seeing as how niggers can't write nor read cursive, the only nigger here is you

Oh wow, hit me with another "no u", user, it really turns me on.

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Watch me.
Your uppercase J is literally a lowercase f turned around. This is wrong. Not the correct way to write. Stop it.

I can see now how they produce people like you. I'm sorry.


The real mystery is why do you not write in cursive?

I'm sorry the truth hurts you bby

imagine getting btfo'd in your own thread in 3 posts

Yes, and a lower case printed l is just an upper case I, what are you getting at? It's okay that you can't read and write basic cursive. Knowledge died at the turn of the century. It's not your fault. :^)

Because the only thing I use a paper and pencil for is tabletop, and you're a fucking maniac if you think I'm writing in cursive 3-size font to squeeze everything into the page. Who the fuck actually writes on paper now? We live in the future, nigger.

Kill yourself nigger.

It's okay user, not everybody has low self-esteem and needs validation from anonymous niggers on the internet. I understand how difficult it must be for you on a daily basis, but don't worry, you can make it if you apply yourself.

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Why do i have a feeling you're a tranny?

Your shitposts do nothing to me. I am enlightened by my own cursive penmanship, not some phony God, nor the (factually wrong) opinions of plebes who can't write cursive. aka: You.


Jesus man, git gud.

That's like being proud of yourself for being able to turn on an oven with a pole. It's not hard, you're just being a stupid nigger about it to feel good about yourself.


Is it because I'm being so condescending towards you illiterate trigger niggers?


You don't even play tabletop, nigger. Get out of my digital face.

You could have just said "no u" and been done with it if this is what it will boil down to.

Also, this thread has proven that cursive triggers underage faggots. Feels good to know that cursive-privilege is a think to the new generation.

I cant believe there are niggers here showing pride in being unable to do something so simple. And then they start projecting

Right back at you, friend.


And you can't even write cursive. Get out of my handwritten face.

This. This thread is irredeemable.

Holla Forums: Cursive Tips and Celebrity Body Gossip

I can, but I sure won't be doing it for your uptight nigger ass.

Answer found.

Part of the inner circle, brainwashed and fucked since birth.

May the gods hear you user
capeshit ruined merican comics
back in the day during the golden age comics weren't just limited to children shit
there were horror/romance/scifi/fantasy storiesall geared towards a more mature audience
then Frederic Wertham, the Anita Sarkesian/Jack Thompsom of the era published his anti fun propaganda book the seduction of the innocent and unleashed the horrors of the CCA upon the industry wich both Marvel & DC (or whatever theior names were back then) pushed the CCA agenda with all their shekkels cus they had the stranglehold on CCA aprooved capeshit comics and the CCA practically ensure any form of competition be purged from the industry wich led to supér silly and puritanically sanitazed brow shit age silver age of comics
there is so much more that could have been done with the medium of comics books, but kikes made it exclusivelly capeshit territory
now the only alternatives for some mature comics are either oldschool Argentina comics i'm argi, i don't know much about comics in other countries but in here the readership was very mature unlike the Merican prepubecent comic readers some random unknown comic from Yurop or seinen mango

She is not white

I want this meme to die already.

You know exactly what that picture means.

Oh I know. But calling the kike a race is just giving them more ammo. Call it for what it really is. A cucked swede with a religious jewish background.

She's an ashkenazi mate

A jew's a jew. You might as well say a Pentecostal doesn't worship god while you are at it.
I know about the yiddish civil war in the land they squatted on. Doesn't change that fact.

This fucking guy. That's some extraordinary bait.

'White' is pretty poor way to describe people since the term has no solid definition. Some people use is interchangeably with Caucasian, whereas others only consider Germanic/Anglo-saxon to be white (excluding even Celts and Slavs).

Either way, even the Negroid race contains various ethnicities that like to kill one another.

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Stop replying to bait you retards, that user is playing you faggots like a fiddle

I'm not saying that you should never indulge in those extremes, doubly so if you or your nation's livelihood is in peril but don't hide behind a premade mspaint when history has shown us that this has happened time and time again.
How do you think the yids are able to get away with as much as they can. But don't give into critical thinking, enact your DotR and give the kikes another avenue to worm their way into normalfag support.

trips of truth

things are either true or not
middle ground is a myth

Yeah, such a puppetmaster.

So is a stable world, apparently. Fuck your nation's future, those fuckers our shit!

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Talk about OD'ing on stale memes.

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Jesus, she's even too small for that cup size. It's like she never went through puberty.

Didn't you hear, classic lara had something bigger than an A cup so that's clearly sexist. Enjoy nuLora with cut off tits!

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I'll never have enough MS paint comics to drive home how retarded you are, unfortunately.

(Checked)
Trips of truth confirm.

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small wonder that the "MUH EXTREMES" fags don't actually understand what constitutes an argument considering the very basis of their ideals are 100% Arbitrary.

Do you get all your points of view from middle-aged youtubers, or just the ones you post on videogame imageboards?

But there isn't any tit. She doesn't even need a bra. I have more cleavage than her and I'm a dude with about 15% bodyfat.

Cursive and properly eating with knife and fork are the two things Americlaps just can't handle. Maybe something in the water over there.

There is no way out of here, it will be dark soon, there is no way out of here.

There is both a cultural and a genetic component to being a "Jew", don't kid yourself with your half-baked knowledge.


Could you tell me the exact point were orange stops being orange and turns into red?

This thread brings back memories of some kids talking shit about me in school which I couldn't understand. It was after leaving school that I realised they were referring to my cursive "G" looking like a "J". Fucking neanderthals.

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What the fuck are you even doing

woah a song

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you may not have gotten the trips of turth but ill give you a bonus point for your clever use of the gord nigger
now go back

Whats a gord?

Wait I forgot this was not Holla Forums. My mistake. What was this thread about again?

Cursive and fridges

I want to die.

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Political beliefs aren't a boolean.

i believe we can all agree that what is currently known as the left in the western world is fundamentally flawed as it's core filosophy is based on feels>facts
The left is in fact false anyway you look at it wich is why anyone who oposes the left is true
they may also be false in other areas but in opposing the very falsehood of the left they are undeniably right

just got banned from cuckchan for making a thread with the OP image. Apparently games journalism isn't related to vidya anymore and are off-topic

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Speaking of the devil - he went full Holla Forums

what is that face?

Gee, it's almost as if they don't actually like video games or something.

hotter and better than anything any movie has ever put out in terms of actresses

Nice.

I don't remember "Cradle of Life" at all

You don't remember her doing wrestling, greco roman style in a Siberian prison with burly men or punching a great white shark in the nose so hard under water that the poor thing got dazed and then her using it's fin to ride the great fucking white shark to the surface?

That sounds really bad for a movie, I have to see it.

Not worse than pic related.

They want those authentic TR1 triANGLE tits.

is dirty pair actually worth watching? kei is CUUUUUUUUUUTE

What's wrong with her legs???
How the fuck are her leg muscle nearly as big as her thigh?
That's not fucking normal for a girl right?

It's good.

It's what happens when you inject yourself with steroids. Either that or it's them Jewish genes shining bright.

Jews have two levels, Muh Shekels, and Muh Holocaust
Muh Shekels is where they try and get as much shekels as possible so they can rule the goy
Muh Holocaust is where they use leverage because of events to gain power over the goy
You ever wonder why a Jew will sacrifice money for a political statement or why Soros might distance himself from politics at times
That's why