You don't actually speedrun, do you user?

You don't actually speedrun, do you user?

Because at this point you know its only opening up your mental illness chakras and turning you into this right?

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opening chakras can be spooky, man

Also, you don't have to be a fuckhead about it. Learn the game, improve your personal bests, that's all you need to do

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Are you the same autistic that made that thread about anti-speedrunning games?

Like a game with fixed movement?

Nah, some 'tard wanted to make a game specifically so it can't be used in speedruns and it just devolved into everybody laughing at the guy.

Speeding through a game as fast as possible turns you into a homosexual, like weed, or anime does.

All games cause autism if speedran? There's different methods of energy cultivation within the meditation exercises alone that work better with some people than others. Maybe she just picked the wrong game.

Then he clearly didnt know how autistic speedruns can be.

I'm not interested in playing something faster, more in seeing how much I can fuck with it after I've beaten it. Please cease posting that skinwalker.

No, it didn't. They got a lot of good suggestions. I'm glad it assharms plenty faggots.

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From left to right the stages of getting into a fandom.

How long until Cosmo ends it all?

Some speedrunning achievements are pretty cool. There's that one Terraria guy who beat the Wall of Flesh on day 1 at expert difficulty. It's just that the popular games attract the main speedrunning community, and they are an inferno of autism.
I don't speedrun, but if I'm forced to redo a boring part of a game I'll get it done as fast as possible.

I don't actually do real speedruns but I do like to do really casual ones where I try and speed through a section of a game as fast as possible. If I were better, or maybe if I just decide to try to do one someday, I'll probably do one. They don't seem that bad, right? It seems kinda similar to improving your personal best in a game with a time trial, really, except it's just the entire game. Honestly that sounds kind of appealing and fun.

I aint clicking that shit nigga, wanda should just kill himself at this point.

Hopefully not until he fully transitions into Sinead O'Connor. Could make for some entertaining rants.

You are stage 1. How much trap porn have you jerked it too and how many times have you beaten sonic mania?

So did he chop his dick off or is he just on pills?

I'm sorry heart with hands I'm sorry Hearth with hands

He came up with a 'speedrunning diet' that consisted of living solely on an artificial food called 'soylet' that contains overwhelming levels of estrogen. Literally too much for the levels a human male mind is built to deal with. He overdosed on feminism biologically and decided to self medicate HRT bought online. Its a walking talking lesson that the human body is a delicate chemical balance.

I still can't believe that this cunt used his mental issue to force a Twitch streamer to change his emoji because he thought that it was made to mock him.

Traps are gay
Mania is nothing, one time I tried to play Sonic Chronicles unironically

On the next few days he wakes up and looks in the mirror and sees all this and realizes that he will never be a woman and cant turn back.
Then he kills himself.

He stumbled into being a tranny through poor diet? That's a new one.

Sometimes I'll do speedrunnish type things if I know the game, like mashing through menus and running through sections I know I can run through, if I'm playing Souls for example. I just don't do the autistic shit like quitting and reloading to save .3 seconds on my save file.

(nice digits)
It's not poor diet
Google Soylent.
They technically don't have a license for selling food products.

had everything going for it during its speedrunning days thousand viewers every day donations etc making mad bucks. thru the years eat some fucked up shit that fucks its brain up.
decides to transition doesn't stream anymore when it does it was Super mario maker or some boring shit that others were doing and better.
just straits up doesn't speedrun anymore the only reason people watched it and basically blowing away most of its viewer base.
gets lower and lower and just does some creepy youtube shit from time to time.
most videos it uploads are mental breakdowns and creepy shit

He literally just wondered into this whole thing by being a dumbass and eating something he shouldn't have eaten so much of though? That's kind of crazy.

After a certain point he knew what he was doing. He was always kind of feminine, he would paint his nails before all this.

how does he still have supporting fans who endlessly fellate him with cute positive messages?

Chasers, and people like myself who see a small bit of hope for him coming back to his senses after he revealed he regrets changing his license to "F"

Enjoy watching him make out with another tranny on stream?

nobody actually believes in social justice or progressiveness. people are just so terrified of being ostracised for not being part of the clique they all fake it living in constant fear of the mask slipping. Part of this hypocritical living a lie lifestyle means supporting this homunculus mongoloid because to do otherwise risks being kicked out of the club.

Did you google use any search engine for a query "soylent"?

Did he do that?

uncanny

Yes

BRACE YOURSELVES

Hell no I already saw the one of him lifting weights.

THIS IS YOUR CHILD AFTER SPEED RUNNING

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Post it

I didn't save it.

that is pretty fucking scary man its not Halloween yet

Theres nothing wrong with a little pre Halloween spook

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What the hell happened to him. Nigger looks like he's ready to kick open a door and shoot Tim Curry with an antimatter laser.


I was not braced enough.

what the fuck


This is worse than the tranny makeout session

Cosmo still has fans, or at least people who subscribe to mock him

Watch his 2013 Ocarina run at AGDQ. He has colored nails, the signs were there for years.

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Why does this brand named after an evil dystopian mystery food brand exist? It's seriously stunning, like mind control.

That was a lot worse than I expected.

It all started with the speedrunning mang


Zoe Quinn is currently crybulling her way into positions of power through an organisation named CON. We are through the memeing glass.

Legitimately makes me uncomfortable to watch that.
lost my shit

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This shit is also prevalent in a lot of offices too. Only the predominantly white male ones though, not that there's any meaning behind that.

Reminder that being a tranny is a lethal disease.

I don't think speedrunning will make my Y chromosome mutate in a bloodline-ending way like that, user.

This can't be overstated. Cosmo was found to be too crazy to be allowed to transition through official channels and this is considering permissive psychologists have become on the subject.
Cosmo is crazier than Moonrocks Wu.

You think any speedrunner signed up for this shit on purpose?
One day its 'i want to be the guy that beat zelda the fastest!' and the next you are so far down the rabbit hole you are sucking tranny cock for views because you literally cannot see any other way to live anymore.

(heil hitler!)

Their snack bars also cause Gastroenteritis

You say that but the evidence posted begs to differ

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teamwork

Does he actually think he's going to build any muscle with those?

The weight won't matter considering his body is like 50% estrogen now.

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Its only a matter of time for all speedrunners

SPEEDRUNNING not even once