Bad vibes general

bad vibes general

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The vibes just got 10 foot badder.

good vibes brining only good bringing

I NEED AN ADULT!!!

ugh, they were so loud and obnoxious and mean-sounding :(

wow i messed that up.
Good vibes. bringing only good vibes.

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wat

g2b

Is this thread about Chinese knock-off vibrators?

Like the fun I'll be having iiinnn... a little over an hour?

Well you probably ought to be.

fair enough

yeah, exactly. focus on that.

just putting on a show for da guys

-plop-

I wish it was.

people walking round talking down on others

what did you end up eating?

If it's anything like the last couple times there's gonna be rainbows everywhere~

B-but why???

Men are pigs.

that sounds quite lovely.

frrries and stuff

hurtful..

i was in the wrong thread

it doesnt matter tho

Generalizations are terribad too, don't worry :p

always so rude
How did work finish out?

You was in the right thread before you thought it was wrong though.

At least that counts.

It was fun, actually. Apparently it was homecoming last night so we got wicked slammed and it was nonstop chicken tendies while I was filtering out the grease so it was pretty intense.

Because people are awful people.

Holy shit your Meloetta posts are gonna be so pretty.

what stuff?

yeah, she's quite nice, huh?

my life is a lie

I know :(

I'm afraid to like blast myself in the face with it instead of them though haha

How's the vidya creation?

..maybe only fries

Let's make two wrongs a right, bby~

fries are good. did you eat a lot of them at least?

american lot or european lot?

call them chips

Oh damn very nice.
I remember doing gokart racing for my homecoming :3
Any plans for today?

either. how many did you eat?

I will not because I am an american. chips are different here, it would be confusing.

I like her eyes.. ♥

Varying levels of productivity, Welma, not gonna lie. I've been lazy.

they're quite fetching. like you

a plate (?)

you don't efen metric , worst coutnry

Eh, I disagree there.

that's good. did you put ketchup on them?

it's hard to view yourself how others view you.

yeah we suck, what else is new.

That sounds fun. Gokarts are rad. Never participated in a homecoming though, what is it exactly?

My big plans have come and gone until Halloween. Mayyybe the first week of October I'll do stuff. I'm just laying in bed after a long shower atm.

Best trait.

I wanna find somebody to netflix and snuggle with later but that's pretty much impossible.

too many guns everywhere

turkish garlic sauce

so i gotta have gummies or else itll smell

Truer words have never been spoken.

what a sucky pic
fuck you /rose/

I think it's time to eat, brb.

Would if I could, dollface.

disagree. but most countries without guns would likely agree with you.

well at least you ate something that was kind of real food.

I'm good at saying things that I myself can't take to heart.

enjoy your food.

Normally a dance and maybe an "after party"

Long showers are dabes. Having a date night with the gf today :3
Super hyped

deleting this

I feel super full now
like my tummy is saying you suck and kicking me

i want to play airsoft

*le saddening*

Well advice is easier to give than to do, obviously.

"Do as I say, not as I do" kinda deal.

Oh. Ew.

That sounds cool. Where are you bringing her?

inshallah

how much more wine have you been drinking? time to slow down?

I never did that as a kid. I hear it's fun though.

yeah, exactly.

Heroes ~never~ die.

its not cause wine dum dum
it's the fries

I will live on in your heart, Squash.

get out of my board kyle

you realize that wine also goes into the same stomach the fries do, and contributes to the feeling of fullness?

i always watch youtube people play

Thinking of picking up Warhammer 40k and getting orkz. And using literal junk as models.

wine only goes to your head
so it feels good
and down under

Hope there is room.

What are you going to do? Ban me?

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

that sounds less fun than doing it

you're being silly again.

lets not start this again

Oh I gotta buy the models too, nvm.

Why?
I'm already banned. You can't ban me twice.
How can you ban that which is unbanable?

USER HAS BEEN BANNED AND CAN'T BE BANNED AGAIN

yeah

What does that mean??

WELMA CANNOT BE BANNED

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this joke wasn't really funny the first time around either, just sayin'

you cant handle the truth

USER HAS STYLED UPON THEE

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Listen here, you little shit.

What joke?

Maybe if you drink some more it will become funny^^

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you're a bad influence.

group linking me?

At least I have the courage to link you at all.

It was supposed to be sarcastic and mean because witnessing alcoholism makes me depressed.

Probably get some boba, sushi, and maybe do some pokemon hunting or a movie

what are you imlying there

tone is hard to convey over the internet. especially if you add a ^^ to your post.

and I'm taking back that less than three. hmph.

/joke

It's 5pm somewhere though, right?

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What's even out for movies right now? Anything good? I think I might have a giftcard I could bribe one of my friends with so I can hang out with somebody lol

I think that's basically my Eva thing.

Meh.

Whatever, mom.

imma bad bitch
cant mess with this

gotcha. I'll keep that in mind.

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bad reputation
dululullululullnnnn dullelelelnnenn

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Finally getting out of bed.

what to wear?

YYYYEEEEESS

Jammies

cat ears.

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i can hear the kookaburras outside. i think im going to lie down

bye everyone

sleep well, goggles.

imma wathc a movie!

brrb

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Go back to bed, screw the outside world.

I used to wonder how it would feel like to be a rock star.
Then I bought a full box of white kit kats.

G'night Giggles.

have fun.

And I'm crazy but you like it
Loca loca loca~
You like that it ain't easy
Loca loca loca~
Crazy but you like it
Loca loca loca~
Crazy but you like it
Loca loca loca~

Birthday suit.

you may be right. I may be crazy. but it just might be a lunatic you're looking for.

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha ha!

Wait, that's not right...

close enough.

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds
Huh?!

you won't look at me when we make love. what did you expect?

I don't own any.

Done.

I need to at least practice makeup. Therefore, I need an outfit^^

That's the worst :(

No fair!

2cute

Dooo iiiit
Nah since I got a 63" tv in my room we just cuddle and watch stuff.

all is fair in love and war, dear.

:3c

I'm jealous.

nyan

Oh, yeah, never mind that then.

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It's pretty nice. Need to find some good godzilla movies to show her

Hm... if I've just eaten a big~ish meal I should probably stick to my double-dose rule, right?

I mean, at least I'm smooth :p

MOTHRA!!!

explain your double dose rule to me.

I can't wait to feel for myself.

Whenever I'm doing something I shouldn't I take twice the recommended dose to make sure it works/because I'm an ass.

having a big meal is a bad thing? I think that's a good thing, actually. a lot of people around here don't eat much, myself included. it's unhealthy.

I think you should start with a single dose and see how it hits you, then if it's not enough go for another. yeah?

Oh?

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Hm. Good idea. Alright, I'll do that.

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I accidentally too much nair in certain places and it hurts lol

Iunno :(

this has happened to me before. not fun.

good girl.

Was it your bumhole? That's kind of funny.

It's pretty funny though haha

Close, but no. It's the worst body part :/ ugh

some meds / drugs are less effective when taken on a full stomach

that's why, drug absorption when taken orally is all about surface area

Oh, right, I get you. Toe hair is the worst.

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oh yeah. "hilarious"

I was trimming my pubes with some scissors in the shower the other day and ended up cutting myself a little. it's so hard to be pretty, maddie.

I'm pretty sure the drugs our dear amy is talking about are not prescription.

hush you.

LOL

Nooo, I like my toes. Stop being mean.

Beauty is pain and life is suffering is my best advice^^

good advice.

also, scissors was probably the wrong tool for the job.

Prescription or not, the biggest factor is how it's taken.

Orally ingested drugs can't disseminate into the blood stream nearly as quickly if it does not have contact with your intestinal lining, as in it's more in contact with your food than anything else, which would slow the rate at which the drug goes to the bloodstream and does the thing

hi cuppy

The more full I am the more likely motion sickness will make things messy.

I hate mine. *shudders*

I hate le balls. So much. I need $3000 lol

Best anime discussion

Wouldn't it work differently if you use a blotter?

trimming. not shaving. I know what I'm doing, I just wasn't paying enough attention.

look mister science dude, I don't need your lip right now.

hello neko neko chan. I don't usually see you around at this time. what's up?

well obviously you gotta do what you gotta do. like I said, I'm bad at taking my own advice. I haven't eaten in well over 12 hours and I'm drinking alcohol so what the fuck do I know?

I was more concerned with your scissors. Scissors + shower = rusty sad scissors. :(

oh, yeah. I'm not worried. I dry them off well after and don't leave them in the shower.

I only sometimes wish I could get rid of mine.

You should eat more. Skellingtons are not qts.

I have a fair amount of safety net where that is concerned. I'm not worried.

If i'm not mistaken, blotter allows most of the substance to pass into the blood stream via the tongue, so probably

Good because I need my lips way more than you do

I'm too mentally exhausted to make the jokes I feel you expect from me when you make a comment like this.

Hmmm...

Now I just need my meal to settle before the dergs hit. This'll be fun~

Here I am.

Welp...

I'll hmm you, young lady.

putting more games and stuff on my psp

thank goodness

oh cool, that's fun.

Take a mental nap

I can't have you making subpar jokes at me. I expect only the best jokes from you ~

STRAP IN AND HANG ON TO YOUR ANUS

only the best for ducky.

I found an english patched version of madoka magica portable
I have wanted to play this game forever

And other times they're the funniest things ever.

I'm still not a hundred dollars convinced.

OKAY, LET'S GOOOO

breadcrumbs work too

Where are the bad vibes?

I only let good vibes in.

oh? that's cool. what kind of game is it?

ha. old memes.

I'm too bleh to do the normal level of flirting I'd usually be capable of. don't worry, I'll make sure to get you all tingly in your swimsuit area another time.

motha fukin' breadcrumbs?

Mine are the size of raisins now lol #tmi

Yes, you should now this

Does that make you a vibe filter?

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You could probably post colourful guro and you'd have me...

>implying there can ever be too much

holy shit dude the power puff girls are seriously the absolute worst heroes when it comes to minimizing collateral damage.

this is honestly probably the only thing I have.

guro isn't really my thing.

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what about it?

these images of yours I genuinely do like, but they do nothing for me sexually.

Oooh. what else do you wanna know~?

Yeah thats me.

and twerking

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Intredasting.

No, no no no, it's more fun if you just throw random info at me and then thinking, "Wait, shit, that's weird."

Ick!

So I should throw all the vibes at you, then stand on the other side!

I'm still watching the old ppg

more pics like that.

guro is more of a twisted fascination I sometimes let myself indulge in, but it has never and will never turn me on.

stop guro shaming amy.

I'll try to think of more for you in that case haha

Can't stop me!

I usually just find it interesting/cool, but sometimes it just gives me tingles.

Yeah something like that.

Why do you wanna see them?

or just put you between everyone and the vibes

that would be easier

it's an rpg/visual novel type game

you bigot

different strokes for different folks, my dear

because I'm a pervert.

sounds nice. I like those sometimes.

You're gross

I need it to be tax return season. ugh

Watch your fucking mouth mister before I shut it for you !

that would be my hair.

I don't worry about my anus, because the human anus is quite capable of taking care of itself. and mine, like anyone else who doesn't take literal 24/7 poundings, is perfectly tight and normal.

ah, yeah adding rpg elements to things is a good move most of the time.

fuck you, cunt.

it's the best move since those are the most fun to play

We're great, perfectly mature, functioning adults.

agreed.

I'm not Australian you retard.

I'm going to be 100% honest here: buttholes kind of gross me out so I will remain intentionally ignorant.

fuck you, bitch.

they gross you out because you are a bigot.

Sometimes lol

The worst!

Then you don't have to be moved for each individual person and the vipes don't have to be collected beforehand

truly the most deplorable.

Holy shit I neeeeeeeed more of this character.

I understand this trick, I won't fall for it.

I've been around.

I wanted vibes not vipes.

I'm confused.

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There's a girl I met on campus and we've been friends.
I spent the entire duration of a conversation messing with the praying mantises that were in the commons.
She just looked at me and called me a manchild after.

Don't worry, everyone already knows you're VERY confused.

well she's not really wrong.

She should have taken the hint to rape you and rip your head off~

elaborate.

I don't really feel like it.

I would much rather just say things and not back them up.

She apparently always thought of me as a stoic prior by whatever twist in logic.

Only if Nirvana is blaring during it.

Good vibes only.

Sucks you can't start off playing as Kyouko though
I'm forced to use shitdoka

fair enough.

most people would likely get that impression after only one or two interactions.
poor them.

your life is truly one of pain and suffering.

I mostly just wear shorts and flip flops to class too out of laziness.
So it's kind of more bizarre that they ever thought of me anything but.

You have no idea

people who wear shorts in public should be euthanized.

probably not.

I love that song.

You're not supposed to agree with me, holy shit.

Hey, fuck you.
The heat index has been over 100 degrees.
I ain't sweating my ass off just to wear pants.
Plus pants make your junk smell gross.

I frequently just put In Utero on loop.
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle is probably my favorite.

No your dick just isn't clean.

Fucking seriously?

At least they don't make you use the worst girl of the century, SHitomi

lol I was so scared to go to the bathroom last time I took acid

Airflow dictates body odor.
The same applies to your feet: if they sweat and aren't aired out, your feet smell horrid.

you're right

whatever, shorts guy. should probably kill yourself right now and do the world a favor.

just pee your pants.

I like all the madoka girls, honestly.

Are you sure it was LSD and not some shitty analogue?

I've never had this problem and I can guarantee I've worn more black skinny jeans than you have in the Texas heat.

Yeah you better listen.

Heeeyyyy, shitty analogues aren't too bad.

I have no idea. It did the same things to me as last time I took "acid" so I'm assuming it's at least the same thing as the last last time.

Me too
it's probably my favorite animu ever
I've watched it a million times

Well, tell me sorta how it felt.

Was there Body-load?
Was it extremely euphoric?
Visuals?
When ingested did it have a metallic taste?
What was the acid on?

Well yeah same but I REALLY HAD TO GO.

Without air, you stay wet after sweating, letting the bacteria breed more easy.
Body odor is caused by naturally occurring bacteria on your skin eating dead skin cells and apocrine sweat.

So yes, wearing clothing that doesn't "breathe" will always result in you smelling worse after sweating.

Geez, Cupcake, that's super lewd~!

This is how it is sometimes when I am sober and have an acid/dmt flashback.

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yeah it's a really good one.

it's only lewd if you're a pervert which we are

so do it.

Nothing you can say is gonna make me think you don't have a dirty dick now.

I'll just reply with one of your classic "K" retorts.

I kind of preferred robo-Amy who was heavily medicated instead of this one tbh.

Pfff, I already went.

Nigger, it's basic biology.
It's why fat people stink.

~!

k

How could you possibly prefer something so dry..?

too bad~

who's your favorite?

You're in one of your obnoxiously edgy phases.

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current amy is pretty lovely, in my opinion.

but of course

You think everone is lovely though.

Mm~ Meloetta really is 2qt tho.

I thought robotic Amy was the edgy one. I'm confused.

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Test your drugs before you ingest them sheesh.

I certainly do not.

she really is.

yeah, I know. she's the best.

Whatever one where you just are medicated and like trying to act human but missing the mark.
Where it's uncanny and you're just "Hello, people." and "I am fine." and that's pretty much it.

Or, y'know, just don't do drugs.

oh also, neko

This is the best Kyoko pic.

Best girl of the century

it's pretty good, actually.

she's definitely up there.

Kyoko time?

[an appropriate response]

I thought was the one you hated the most.

I'd ship Cato x Neko tbh.

how inappropriate.

sure why not

I'd ship my fist with your fucking face tbh

When you're perpetually edgy and talking about how sad you are or wanting to kill yourself is when you're most obnoxious.
Your manic phases are tolerable as long as it's not like manic edginess.

I do not like this thumbnail.

Sounds good to me

Let's do it!

I don't use this folder very much.

Don't be so tsun.
He's the white man who'll turn you into a black woman.

And I take it that's what this is?

Though I should airquote it and say "man".

can you name anyone better?

please fuck off

Or this.

To this day I still Hallucinate when i'm sober,
More so at night.

I can't close my eyes without seeing geometrical shapes or weird patterns

Pretty much. Where you're all "omg cutting is so kewl guise" and whatever weirdness.

I'm just throwing one together.

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Just let me channel my inner 16 y/o girl, Tsunchi.

I could name my own >opinions, yes.

how crude.

Stop replying to cato so he will leave

I like cato.

I'd like him better if he hung himself

I'm trying to help you be a tolerable person for anyone to be around.

Anyways, gonna shower to meet up with someone. Have fun, you angsty little shit.

you strongly dislike many people. I get along with many people. life moves on in its endless trudge.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do~~

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the funny thing is, while I am not one of them, many people find you intolerable to be around. so you giving advice on this is more than a bit amusing.

now now neko, we can all get along.

Neko said he gets excited when people post her, so I figured the more people the better

neko is a horny little slut who gets excited over many things, to be honest.

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