Pls like me

pls like me...

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if only it were so easy

you wont let me fuck you

tfw jittery and wide away from iced coffee

Luka pls get a job already

Your parents are going to die in like 10 to 15 years

Hopefully in 5 years tho

I want to cum inside Tomoko.

your kapsalon

Only if it's not so liquid that it makes the potato chips/fries soggy.

I want to cum inside nezi

also that fucking image

This beer is frozen

Fuck you Luka

beer is gross unless you're already drunk

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I'd pay like two bucks to smell Subtle's used Taekwondo uniform after he just got off classes

Do you think Aoba shaves down there?

I knew you'd like it

Deal tbh

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L E W D

Would you an Aoba?

Only Hifumi

s=so wet uwu

Good luck finding those doujins, though I have a few gems

She keeps it neat and there's a tiny bit of light purple down there.

Me trying to impress Subtle rn

♥

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Now I'm so high~

howre u?

holy shit that triggered me so hard but Im not going to link on it

haha same

pretty high

playing rimworld

wbu

moogs you fucking wish you were high

you dont know me

I just hope youre not shooting up

no

pills

rim world looks fun!
i'm just cooking mac n cheese

benzos or norcos

or asprin

norcos

it is very fun

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It is an incredible shame that Soto doesn't OD.

^W^

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Are you trying to lure 17yr old scoot? YOU HAVE FAILED.

mid 2000s here we come
thats ablast from the past

BOI

THE KOOKS ARE THE SHIT

Srsly brings me way back

They were Okayish. No Arctic Monkeys though.

time to post Phoenix

Shit, its going down.

brb going to the store for Pete, have some Vaccz

youtube.com/watch?v=8VI3q4T-1Jc

it needs mods to be fun?

nah it's fine on it's own i haven't messed around with mods yet

i torrented version 14?
am i missing any important features that might be in the latest ver 15?

rimworldwiki.com/wiki/Version_history#Recent_Version_:_Alpha_15

oh wow...

i guess i'll delete this 14b
and get 15c

im not good at thinking helppls

i want more of blondie pls

For luka

youtube.com/watch?v=QbdCpi4qTNY

lol

Mornin'

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Yo Scooter.

Howdy forty, how goes?

Pretty good, just woke up, so I'm a bit slow.
How's you?

Rolled 24, 6, 14, 23, 24, 2, 23, 22, 10 + 1 = 149 (9d24)

Noice, brekkie tiemu?
Eh tired.
Tired.
So tired. I have copious amounts of red bul.
woo

FUCK THE BEATLES
THIS IS BEST SCOUSE TROOP

youtube.com/watch?v=QbdCpi4qTNY

Rolled 1, 4 + 3 = 8 (2d10)

Almost never breakfast, but today, I do.
Though it's more like Lunch at this point.

wat

What is on the menu?

Goood mornign forticus

I love this track

micropenis

Yoyo!

Croissants.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HonHonHon

compilers are weird

horse porn

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Thank you for the you's

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gay af
as expected from someone like you

whats that supposed to mean??

That you're super duper gay

you're gayer

not true

That nail polish says otherwise

You'll never out-optimize a compiler.

nail polish is top tier

I bet you paint them pink

I like darker colors better

purple

one of my favorites

The only nail polish I have is turquoise...

purple is dabes

pics

and dark pink?

that's legit my favourite colour.
I've only done a dark blue once

pink is lame
blue, green, black, purple and red are my favorites

You are asking for way more than you realize.

I don't think it really suits me.

Plus, I'm usually a biter, so I really shouldn't have polish on my hands.

ohh black even
you like goth style?

not even when you combine it with other stuff?

same

bwah

no goth is shit
I just think it's a pretty nail color

a pretty colour for goths

Goth life

goffik

noty

don't be difficult

I'm not you are

Tbh, I can't dislike goths.
A bit flashy sometimes, maybe, but then, I was a bit of a closet scene kid in highschool.

I might bednap though I feel pretty sleepy I have been tiresome today

typical goth response

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Naps are so great omg

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rinrin are you still here?

Good morning.

saved

is your life going anywhere?

omg stop fucking lying

It is somewhat, yes.

where do you want to be in a year?

I was dying from my morning run and the bed was so inviting..

Ooh? :o

I could list of many places but I suppose I don't really care as long as I'm happy.

how vigorous is your morning run?

is there anything that you know you could have done last year that you're still not doing, you a year from now would be happier for?

Only 5km but I think I had about 4 hours sleep, felt like a walking corpse :c

I went to bed soon

Lewd, neru.

good tho

Hmm.. I suppose I shouldn't have stopped going for my daily runs when things became cluttered. I should have put more effort into the things I was doing. Disposed of a lot of unnecessary items I kept as mementos. Spent more nights out instead of stressing and turning down friends.Not wasted money on unnecessary purchases. Practiced drawing a lot more.. I could just get very nitpicky if I continue.

Don't do it

T-Thanks user your continued support drives me to be a better person

nooo Iam sure there is an normal explanation

mhm
she i want

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are you ready to be a bit uncomfortable now, for the payoff in the future, in at least one daily thing you know is absolutely doable but you're not doing?

np. don't give up.

wat

._.

Remember that one time you posted the girl with the cummy belly.

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C-cummy?

cute ^ ^

doyou mean like the custard accident one

but I feel so sleepies I forgot when I woke up at like 16 hours ago it was that long that was quite a while actually itmakes sense that I feel sleepies now

brushing tooth as we type

I suppose the only thing I can say would be to make myself suffer by taking away the distractions around me.. but that wouldn't make me happy living in the moment.

Yes.

Neru is all about custard accidents and ahegao faces for completely non-lewd reasons.

replace the time you'd spend being distracted with something else. but no distractions during that time.

ahoge faces

To make up for the yu-gi-oh card I didn't really mean to post

What's the most important part of a bed
It's pillows right?

Who are you and why are you being so real.

Custard? that's a good one.

oook bedtim

it is a pretty hard tie between duvet and pillows like youcan huff a pillow without duvet and be fine maybe of you have many pillows like you can make a sortof pillow house cave and stay warm

but duvets are pretty important too so many people I see use no duvet or just a blanket or just a sheet like what so thin and so unsoft I have always used duvets that are pretty thick and even without a pillow I can wrap the duvet around me and even use it as a pilow if needed

duvets are great I had custard pastries today they make crumbs go everywhere though

because random real talk can help.

I grabbed a left over cola but apparently there was whiskey in it

pls like me

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I will try to take your words to heart.

*likes*

meOWwwww

are you a cat

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woof

of course

sleepy kitten

maybe sleepy kitty should actually get some sleep

power rangers is so fucking retarded

but i just woke up.... i slept for 12 hours >>

no you didn't. you stopped posting around the same time I did I think, certainly not 4 hours before I did, and I have been gone for 8 hours.

oh neat
go do stuff

oh i dont remember i took a xanax >w

b-but im doing the stuff id normally do.. ;a;

which was rude

apologize

which is?

laze around all day on the computer uwu

modesty by covering every inch

chastity except for when my husband wants to have sex with me, even if it means raping me

dignity as long as I never do anything wrong in the slightest or even have something wrong done to me that results in me being publicly stoned or an arm cut off or something

bravery to keep my mouth shut and head down and obey every man I come across because my religion says I am worth so much less than them

liberty to never leave my husband, who I was probably forced to marry, who is probably far older than me. to never leave this oppressive religion under threat of death.

what a beautiful religion of "peace"

just keeping you honest

I'm a chop buster. I bust chops.

that for the most part seems to be what you would want

i you wish christians still treated women this way at least parts of it nyaa so you could have a nice strong husbando...

cries

that p neat

wow dont be a bigot

the big difference being that I would want to be consensual. and really not anywhere close to what is going on over there. bdsm and other kink play is nothing like the oppression of people, especially women, in islamic nations.

there's plenty of guys out there who would treat a woman like property. better to find one who will do it because you actually want them to, rather than because they actually believe that's how women should be treated.

yeah I dunno what came over me

cummies I recon

why do we have this conversation every other day

it's been a couple days. when I'm this depressed I usually don't get horny.

because I'm a shallow, uninteresting human being with very little else to talk about.

mew..

i just want a daddy.. cries

owh thats bad
will it go alright?

kitty need some milk?

i dont know why i brought it up

I'm you'll get soto eventually.

one way or another it always does. I'm not a stranger to this.

because you're bored?

that was embarrassing

put a "sure" in between "I'm" and "you''ll"

yeah my husbando is asleep and im all alone sad face

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hmm..

lewd..

you poor thing

hmm?

Ohboyherewego

yo so did you steal my debit card or did my bank just fuck up and give me a random charge from a mcdonalds in virginia

I just... had a bad dream

yes pity me more

OH BOY HERE WE GO

Tranny drama?

Moogs

Good, I hope its super soon

not that milk!

nani?

nah I'm just curious to see if bank of america fucked up

Its like they live off of this shit.

Top performance.

all the pity just for you moogs

is there any other kind?

thanks tokai.

sounds like there is a story here.

had 89 cents on it and it can't be overdrawn in any way so I didn't do anything about it

hello

all ive ever wanted was to be appreciated

It reminds me of when I was in primary school and every lunch time there were a group of the unpopular girls screaming at each other and crying in the girls bathroom..

Oh I do hope there's drama.
How are you, Elma?

Your info can still be stolen, retard.

Furry drama.

I remember crying in the girls bathroom.

oh never mind it's related to whatever is going on with fish. kind of don't care now.

would you say furry drama had you guys fighting like cats and dogs?

I appreciate you.

hm i wish i had strawberry milk right now..

Going into the girls bathroom was scary as heck. What if you get in trouble?

can't get shit fam

Heyu. Any plans for Caturday?

Im okay. Tired and hungry though.

dont lie to me

in my elementary school they had opposite bathroom day where kids were allowed to see the untold secrets of the girls bathroom uwu

it was prettier >w

see a movie if i can stay awake. get food hopefully

wbu

the lesson here is to take care of shit like that before emergencies happen.

I wasn't.

get nice things!
like sweets

can't you get it?

How do you not know your ss?

Wow. I linked them and they don't have the courage to link me back. What a fuck.

We get really personal and try to absolutely ruin the other person's life.
It's much more violent.

Then it was a good day.

Eat my buns.

I do know my SSN can you not read

I can't recall number sequences well so I just have mine as a contact on my phone broken up into 3 contacts.

I'm too tired to click things

Probably nothing. ;~;

hm maybe i should..

do you ever just crave milk uwu.. i don't like normal milk but strawberry milk chocolate milk and egg nog i crave

i cant wait for thanksgiving!!!!! x_x

Yeah, no.
Fuck off, Fish.

I'd heard rumors of the girls bathroom always smelling so much nicer and much more cleanly.

The boys always smelled bad and wet on the floor.

Every day without an AK is a good day.

sorry I'm starving you of your precious (you)s

don't feel much like eating either, heh

but that's exactly what cats and dogs do!

this is clever.

I just have mine memorized though.

make it stop

i dont believe you

why cry

That sounds horrendous.

Ak?

she looks pretty~

I can't really do much about that.

boys would hold contests to see who could have the longest stream

girls just powdered their noses >w< i never used the restroom in school boys are gross !!

Cause I really dont like being at home.

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oh im sorry about that

OH WAIT! I COULD ORDER A PIZZA TODAY!

go do it

yeah, I need some right now.
anise milk.

is that christmas

drink then?

I'm sure I will soon

mmm no its a thing here

from november-january you can get egg nogg and its so good!!

i cant wait to get more >

nog is da best.

sucks that it's only really available during the holidays

Why would I need a gun at school?

eheh what drink?

like.. egg milk?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog

sometimes we put alcohol in it because reasons

vodka as always, tokai

advocaat mijn vriend >w

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I am not emotionally distraught enough for that.

Too early.

Did Bebo ban Usui?

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God I hope so.

what would he get banned for

oh

Fun fun, I will too

Ohhh!
now I get it
that's godly

Ah, Runescape.
I was but a humble essence farmer.

He just seems so awful.

He is.

no, it really isn't. if anything I should have already been drunk by now.

and I'm not even drinking yet.

don't overdo it, cutie.

Too early.

im sorry im extremely tired right now and need to stay up to keep doing stuff

you're not my mother.

Should go to bed.
I might play Shovel Knight.

Too early.

mhmmm but they only sell it for like 3 months a year ;w;

gonna drown myself in wine

but arent there like mexicos who stock during those 3 months and then sell it anyway

you're like a broken record.

I want a corn dog now.

drown yourself carefully and in moderation.

i will hit you qith a shovel and ruin your night

no that shit goes BAD

mexicans make horchata all year round which is kinda good..

Too easy.

I'll remove you.

It's cause you're a wiener.

Must be.

stop being so egotistical. I'm saving art of this pokemon and just found that picture and it made me want a corn dog in my mouth

You usually do.

i take it back

It is too late.
Your life is forfeit.

but then it wouldnt be drowning'

awwh

well get that then

if you're still trying to equate corn dog to penis, then yeah, kind of. I don't always want a corn dog though. they're good but they get old if you eat too many.

it would probably be best to try the moderation thing instead then.

soon >

Truly this is the terror that is known only to gay people.

sorry

I just really like cock. I don't expect you to understand.

Go to bed.

Truly terrifying.

a nightmare I can never wake up from

This has become my favorite retaliation.

i have to earn oit through ahrdwork

Take a nap.

too late

I cant wait for winter either
all those insects die inshallah
and comfy times arrive

same

?

Sleep.

Nobody respond to him.

oh tokai.

hello sci

get fucked kid

You are a monster.

I need more verbal abuse in my life.

hi(?)

Your RP sessions are subpar and I never actually *blushied*

i wasn't productive today so i need to make up fo r it before I sleep. i cant waste anymore time

that was alI don't have anything else to say.

it's weird how I feel the need to defend my skills as an rp'er.

but not enough to actually do it.

but it's weird the feeling even shows up.

oh all right then have a good one

Days do not need productivity.

I wouldn't know. I don't RP.

weeeeeeeeeee

you too.

every time.

stop saving thumbnails!

nothing will get done that way. stop being a bad influence

Still better than you.

Please. I work my ass off.

chris ott is so based 95% of the time why does he have to be a lib
sucks

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i dont wanna lose my thumb

A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar, except there's no rabbi or shaman, and it's actually my 8th birthday and the priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad and he's not a priest.

My dad molested me. A lot.

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What?

you're lucky i was paying more attention to doing stuff and reading thread when you said what you do for work.

It's a joke. ♥

so how drunk are you already?

hot as fuck, amy.

its fun to joke

I work in a factory.

I see.

Eat a dick.

How's it going?

antihumor................

How's it going?

:3c

Pretty well.
Also don't respond to Sci.

how would I know

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making?

mmm dicks

pretty not great, honestly. but whatever, that's become my new normal.

how are you?

how much have you had?

Hey there everyone

Uh, why not?

There's a bit empty hole in my chest and it's incredibly tiring.

Things.

Aren't they great?

HI, Shiro.
We're all ignoring Sci.

It's funny.

bout three fiddy

Well shit I do that already

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Okay.

How's it going, Sci?

Well there ya go!

You disappoint me.

I disappoint everyone.

I'm sorry to hear it. gotta find a distraction to fill it with. mine is alcohol but I know that's not an option for you...

so great.

I just don't even know with you sometimes tokai. you're such a silly person.

squash is a genuwyne bitch look at that passive aggressiveness he spits lmao
anyway im out bye

But you are my disappointment.

Almost too great.

I'll be able to make do with not-quite-acid after I've eaten so it's fine.

For now the threads are safe from our resident pedophile.

can a silly people do this?!
-karate chop-

so great I can't stop thinking about them

wait no, that's booze. heh.

well be careful. good luck.

that seems very much like something a silly people could do.

Why not both?

what factory doesn't make things

A condom factory doesn't make babies.

thats just something they make you believe

Pffft, I'm gonna be fine~

we'll see how I feel after I start drinking.

gonna go take a shower and then get on that.

who is "they?"

Wet pics.

factories don't make babies. people make babies
/gun control

hey neat, that's the lie I keep telling my parents so they don't keep me under constant surveillance.

the mexicos
bee are bee food

Explain baby factories then.
Check mate, nerd-o.

So what are you up to today?

what's a baby factory?

The next step is to never let on that you think about suicide every single day.

well that's a dissappointment

I was playing Shovel Knight, but I got greedy and broke the check points for gold and died at the boss.

A lose woman.

isnt a woman a person

Let the greed flow
Never played that game before

Haha, oh you.

I love it.
Though I haven't played much.

what did i do?

You're a disappointment

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I need to remind myself not to post for the first couple hours I'm awake because I turn into a mopey cunt.

anyone else here play rimworld?

?

And you are a halfway decent kid

Nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=eNhv4JaOM9I

Ugh I have a backlog of games I need to play, but never will

Sit down and just pound through them.

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I had to listen to my roommate porking but then I took a walk to the cornerstore and these Spanish dudes were like making a selfie fight video or some shit. Lotsa cussing and then they were like yo wats crackin at me eww

oh no, of course not. they might take me away from my computer if they thought that.

that show is pretty cool

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Too busy pounding through other things

Nothing

Cup, want to ranked a bit?

Shiro, I really don't like it when you do that though.

eh. no, sorry. I feel really shitty right now, don't feel like voice chatting or playing a game. just gonna drink and catch up on youtube stuff.

sorry squash.

reminds me of this time a young woman came into my store one time and these old black dudes were trying to hit on her like "ey bby girl lemme holla at you*
She ignored the shit out of them and just walked out and one of them tried chasing her out the door
it was creepy as hell

Well if they do that you kill yourself for real, duh.

exactly.

Am I just broken?

Yeah, that's what I thought was gonna happen tbh. Just seemed like their attitudes were already escalated with whatever it was that was going on.

It's a scary world out there. x_x

is everything okay?

Should consider being careful when you're such a qt tbh, babe.

AMY~!

*anything

I think I'll start actually carrying my mace stuff.

rip happiness

Wherefore?

probably. but I don't think very many of us aren't, at least in some way.

no, not really, goggles.

do you want to talk about it if it might help. you help me when you listen

That is a very distinct possibility. And now that hole in my chests is back.

I get bad vibes from it. Sorry.

I hadn't needed to yet.

I'm glad to know that.

no, I don't really want or need anything from anyone right now. I don't even feel like getting on steam at the moment. it's just a particularly bad moment. happens more and more lately, but it will pass like all the others.

focus on better things.

bby, pls

I'm not exactly the same Welma anymore lol

i might fall asleep at my desk soon so its probably for the better

you should move to your bed and fall asleep there instead. it's far more comfortable in my experience.

the longer i wait the better sleeping will feel like edging.

NEW

NEW

ghettorat mexicans are easily the worst kind

Like the fun I'll be having iiinnn... a little over an hour?

Well you probably ought to be.

nightmare nightmare nightmare