So it's accepted Pauline is the hottest Mario girl right?

There is no good art of her Odyssey self.

Objectively false. She's everyone's waifu now

Nope

Yoshi ha ha

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Good goy.

Yup

Show me the fan art then

wrong

If you say so, Koopa.

I'd say so.

No.

Wait till more fanart comes out, I'm sure she'll be hotter

Yeah no, on model Pauline is still the hottest.

Except that she looks like a whore who smokes 2 packs a day and her horse face is pouring with botox and cheap makeup.

Face it, nobody likes your monkey slut.

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Tall Peach with an emover.

Hah. No.
Feels good not having autism focused around Mario Bros. Characters.

wrong again.

Mario has no good grills
metroid on the other hand…

Metroid is so hot

Honest to god, I can only think of a handful of times I've felt genuine sadness that a fake character would never fuck me until I felt numb. Vanille from FFXIII comes to mind.

At least she doesn't have a potato face

This thread proves you wrong

Looks like a doll

Samus's nude body on blue paint doesn't work for me but I Can get her appeal

Which Nintendo girl would best fit in with a Mizuryu Kei doujin?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LOOK AT THIS SHIT, THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF A POTATO

Now you've done it.

I was just asking a question. Personally I think Peach because she's a turbo slut.

That pussy is destroyed yo. If they try sticking their tiny willy in it'll be like moving a spoon around a big pan

You wouldn't want to fuck a living doll?

Bowser is a pure-hearted king. He would never sully Peach like that.

Anyone have that art of Peach sitting on Bowser's throne, where she looks super bored and is texting "Help!" to Mario while using Bowser as a footrest?

No ewww

He has a pure hearted dong that makes Peach come back for more every time

you made me laugh user
you deserve this (you)

Why do you hate Pauline so much? Are you a fucking Rosalinafag?

Because i'm

That's a lad :^).

Are you dumb, lad?

She looks like a post op jewess

Gentleman of negroid ancestry whom I'm in ownership of.

Real shit, I have no clue how he designed a perfect fucking family of four, but he did.

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Yeah, I was thinking of your mom right now

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Rosalina a cute.

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I can't get aroused by Peach no matter how she's drawn or portrayed. Maybe it's because my Mom always used to main her in any game she was in.

I don't think my dick has ever been more confused.

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Meant "scene", have no idea what's wrong with me today.

Well user, why haven't you fucked her yet? You're obviously frustrated by your need to fuck Peach.

She just needs the Pence treatment.

Pauline objectify worst girl.

WE
WUZ
KOOPERZ N SHEEEEIIT

Must suck to have a waifu that nobody likes.

That was actually from a scene in the original manga, pretty sure it made its way into Shin too.
Go Nagai was an interesting fellow.

Is he the guy who was a closet furry?

Does he have like half a penis and one testicle, and a slimmer than usual vagina?

he has both, technically being futa

shamefru dispray

You're thinking of Ozamu Tezuka, the guy who made Astro Boy and Kimba the White Lion.

sorry, I don't watch much ancient animu

user I hate to break it too you but their are alot of nobody's on the internet.

sheeeeeiiiit

Apparently not enough to have a good artist in there somewhere.

To my knowledge he only likes futas, hairy musclegirls, body horror and gore, typically all mixed in with a generous helping of rape. Also just realized I probably should've spoilered that.

Jewish women are quite keen on cosmetic surgery. A Jewish princess, by which I mean a spoiled Jewish lady, would have the funds to get shit handled. Also, isn't she originally from Brooklyn?

This.

LOL

Those lips remind me of the whores working at my local brothel. Needless to say they look like shit and only 40+ hopeless men visit them.

>>>/out/
>>>/oven/

That's already furry-tier

Wario doesn't count

The '80s were a hell of a time, man.

spotted the retarded newfag. Do you honestly think pretending to be one of the cool kids will stop "us" hunting you down and bulling you?

Then she is Italian, not Jewish, dummy.

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Jews often pretend to be "Italian" but are in fact not Italian.

A dildo is now porn
newfag.

OP, I'm sorry but you're a loser. I mean, not specifically because you sleep with teens, because you *target* them.

I mean don't get me wrong, I used to be like you. And truth be told I'm with a 17 year old girl right now, my thing is virgins. I'm not special, the thing is you should just stop *caring* about the age. That's my philosophy. I look at a girl and just judge how attractive I find her, and ignore whether she's 25 or 14.

See I realized one day part of why I was targeting teens was because I was a little intimidated by girls my own age. I expected they'd want older men, expect more of me, be more intelligent than me. But that was really fucking dumb, and none of it's true. You know how they say "women are like children"? It's true. None of the girls in their 20's I've slept with have thought or talked any different than the teens. And I know how this is going to sound, but *some of them* are better at conversation than their teen counterparts. I know, I know, but you have to talk to them between ejaculations, especially if you're not just looking for sex. And teens these days are annoying as fuck. I fucking hate tumblr so much. I've dropped girls just for using terms like "bae" and "fukkboi". Even the one I'm fucking right now, as smart as she is, you know what her fucking hobbies were before I found her? Watching let's play videos, slender man, five nights at freddy's, and Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Don't get me wrong, I love her, and I'm improving her a lot, but I'm saying that's the light end of what you can expect if you try dating teens. She has GameGrumps hoodies and draws fan art of Markiplier.

The girls in their 20's? Same mindset! They still want to be treated like children, they still want to be talked down to, they're still dumb as fuck in some ways and smart and others, but for example, last 26 year old I fucked? She was obsessed with Star Wars and Fallout. And she had a freaking kid.

But Jews aren't in shitty places like Brooklyn. They prefer the Big Apple and shit.

Vore and inflation aren't porn even if you're posting them to flaunt your degeneracy and to jack off, just like it's perfectly normal to have jews that cream themselves over feet making cartoons.

uhh, vanille was the gay one, fang did not care at all.

I can't find the source of this copypaste

But Brooklyn is the epicenter of Jews LARPing as Italians. Sopranos was all about the Jewish Mafia.

user I am posting that shit to laugh at (you)

huh

Where's her fucking mustache then? Really though, there are tons of Jews in Brooklyn.

REEEEEEEEEEEE PAULINE IS NOT JEWISH SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A KOSHER NAME AAAAAAAAAAAA

Her full name according to the arcade instruction manuals is Pauline Dinkblatt

Prove it faggot.

It was much more sultry in Mazinkaiser, though.

Go away Mario you cuck.

jej

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This shit is fucking sad as fuck man.

This is a very sad picture.

stupid fucking doll

Why would she do that? Bugs can't cum on her dress and tell her they love her.

Who is that?

you're saying it like it's a fact.

How the fuck did you get any of that from the post

It is, because bugs can't speak.

I remember seeing somebody ask the kid who played Gibby on iCarly if Dan Schneider was a pedophile. He said no, but he did say Dan was weird.

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I fucking hate the entire Mario aesthetic for females. They ALL look like fucking cheap sex dolls with oversized puckered lips.

I meant speaking in human, user.

Don't make me dump bug porn

Who is what? It's just a doll user

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Looks like it may be some character I've never heard of.

where's the dick?

In my pants.

No.

Fan art doesn't count

Of this there can be no question, Rosalina is objectively superior to all other girls. Truly there can be no greater waifu than her.

And people also say masturbation makes you go blind. Rosalina is just a glorified foster mom.

Would you stick your dick in the entirety of all creation? Because I'd consider it.

If the entire cosmos is under her gown, what would happen if she farted?

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ha ha

haha

I would definitly fuck creation if i could.
Just think of all the high fives you would get afterwards.

Platinum games should make a curazy metroid

bump :^)

This man has good taste

I always think that Mario princess threads will have the best porn, but then everyone starts posting vore and toddlercon.

Hey, at least there's no brapposting this time.

I feel like I know what this is, but give me a reference image so I can be certain.

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Hottest, for sure.
Best? That would be Daisy, bub.

SUPERB TASTE

Bullshit, post pics of your mom.

Just because your mom is blonde doesn't mean she's Peach.

the lightning of mario games

She's no different than any other superflous character the mario games have introduced.

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only if you like broadway sluts who will cuck you with the first dindu kong she meets

this user gets it
Matrix tier VR couldn't come soon enough

Yeah, actually supermodels and actresses are a better tier of beauty than imaginary waifus or space women

Borderline homoerotic and a sign of loneliness tbqh

Are there any pics of the Mario girls as lolis? I'm not talking about them as babies. I mean them as lolis.

Haha?

yes and no