PnP games are for people with crippling escapist problems

PnP games are for people with crippling escapist problems.

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Crippplechan

Or, you know, we're just nerds.

STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

Wait, shit, anyone is singular.

So it's "Anyone who does has crippling escapist problems"

*SoL anime

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Sounds terrible.
Ah. Sure.
5.0 looked fine, didn't play it though.

Cus
cus
I talk to satan
cus
cus
(he listens)

Couscous

Better to be Socrates dissatisfied, than a cuck satisfied

Says scanner

Fucking sour crates

I knew you were into blood play

welp

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Maybe im a cute lesbian and just don't know it yet

here i'll turn the lights on

no blood

Would Luka be turned on by me saying I'm menstruating?

cause I am

Wololo

Holla Forums, let me post.

Yeah, I don't think I'm a good DM.
Not outside of casulHomebrew.
Sure thing, yo.

I used to be a cute lesbian like you, then i took a hugh mungus to the knee

loco?

Luka dark 13

hugh Mungus what?

Shit.
Guess I'm learning google apps script.
Now I just have to remember how to do what I want to do in Java.

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Theyre weird

Ru herass mei?

Shitposting in ancient greece

The golden age

why tho

hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what hugh mungus what
Is this sexual harassment??

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mhm

Gaius and Aulus, best shitposters 5 eva

Aaaaaaaaah

Do not become corrupted

I wish I was them
Literally heroic
Better than mighty achilles

*hugs*

Can you imagine?
There was an ancient equivalent of you scrawling on walls.

hisss

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Good luka

We keep the art alive

Alexander the Great aka Ancient Moot.
Both empire builders, notorious sodomites who sold out and got shilled. re-diadochi-it be damned.

Who will pass our torch on, I wonder?

He has that fire in his loins

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i've been thinking about it for awhile, and i think OJ probably did kill nicole brown

It was his son.

his son was like little dude

where's cuppers? is he ok?

That case is only as old as I am, damn.

Night fan

Fam

dude i still remember the day they read the verdict. some bitch in my science class was crying

seeya

i swear me arriving is always scoots' cue to leave lol

never seen part of it.
Non-american and shit.
Yo TP, how ya doin'?

You are not here enough.

Darwin's here, gotta go.

yeah her name was sara but you had to pronounce it like it was spelled and not "seara" like you should. she was pretentious af. nice tits though. doing well, kinda blazed

IM HERE EVERY FRIDAY

sup lover

Trying to get through season 2 of True Detective. I do not think I can do this.

sure you can, what else are you going to do? never seen it before actually. watch atlanta. it's good

the heck?
Good, good.
That's what I said. Someone said you were here everyday anyway, tho.

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yeah i'm usually lurking or at least fast-foward scrolling and throwing in an occasional user post

It induced enough boredom to bring me here, so it is that horrid. The first season was spectacular. These fucks cannot measure up to Matthew Mahogany and zombie killer extraordinaire.

I will note this for future viewing.

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yeah i always heard good things about that show, but you know only so much shit you can watch

Oh. ew.
I thought you meant like See-ara.

oh shit big brother is on

no, i was thinking like tear

none of the pronunciations make any sense

True, I suppose.
Whatcha up to?

i just realize big brother is on so i'm farting around with my Holla Forums bros. and getting drunk

it's oddly slow tonight, huh

also my h key is sticking and it's going to infuriate me soon here

Wait.
I have 0 doubt in my mind that the phonemes in "Sara" as it is spelt, would have to be said how you said it.

Not with that longer, softer A bullshit.

The only reason to ever want it said "Saw-ruh" is if you're trying to be a retarded special little snowflake, or it's not spelt Sara or Sarah, but, like...
... idfk, Sawra? Sahra?

Dunno man, haven't been around much lately, but I guess it's slow. Posts have been you-me-you-me.
Good luck with Key. can't ya fix?

yeah she was a special little snowflake. you got it

I'm changing my name to Alexandra.
And you have to say it "Aye-les-ayn-dray."

i donno probably some grime it trapped under it. it will either loosen itself or fall off. what you been up to?

Yeah, I kinda agree.
But if her parents always pronounced it like that growing up, I guess I can understand what happened.

it's so fucking annoying, shit like that

like today i was emailing this customer named quinnton. my autism was tingling hard today

Hmm, alright.
Moved out, got a neat new place. Just got some furniture today, gonna work hard on the place on Monday.
Father died last night. Knew it was gonna happen, it's fine now. He had a shitton of pain, but now he looks peaceful.
Got kicked out of former education, starting a new one in about a month.

Feelin' good tho. Better than ever, really.
Maybe not today, but that'll be over soon.

Happy Friday, fuccbois

that should be a skin

I'd buy it

But then I buy all of her skins

My cousin's mom spelt her name wrong on her birth certificate. Specifically, she missed a letter, so one of the syllables is a hard vowel instead of soft.

So the way I was raised to say it is actually wrong.
Everyone else says it wrong, but I still kinda just say it how her mom originally intended.

Why do people feel the need to get names objectively wrong to feel unique.

Why not just, like, come up with a unique name. Or at least one uncommon?

umm holy shit dude

i'm really sorry

i-i'm not x///x

yeah i don't know man but it really rambles my johnnies

You totally are tho

i'm waiting on the teaser for the upcoming new 4 star guardian skins

TP how am I supposed to stealth fill you in on drama for you to shitpost about if you never sign in to Steam?

I WANT STAR GUARDIAN SORAKA

RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pussy shit tbh

i've never even fucked a boy tho

haven't you like made out with a dude in an unironic way?

You too, you too.

Does she herself say it the intended way, too?

Thanks.
I'm not lying though, I'm good.
I notice a couple of off things about myself, like talking even faster than normal.
But that's alright.

Err, everyone else says it right, but I do not.
@4chun

My name is Johannes now.
But you have to say is "Joe-han-ness"

FUCKING.

I already shitposted enough about this thing. It's his turn now.

I have, but it was a trap so I mean ambiguity

Thanks fam

see

To be honest, I don't really get excuses to get her to say her name.

Hey SO actually just calls her by the short form, which I do as well.
Much to her mom, my aunt's, chagrin.

FUCK THE ERRORS TODAY.
*HER SO.

hopefully they announce? if not now... then either monday/tuesday...
;~;

Also then

Books, movies, television, videogames, etc.

The only real difference is that PnP requires a level of independent creativity and intelligence to create something on the fly.

Passive consumers aren't any less affected by that claim, they're just less motivated, less creative and have less ability to think for themselves.

it's on my old computer and i never installed it on this one. last time i signed in was when new eva banned me and i had to tell beepop to correct that shit

also i know about the smiles is a slut thing

is that really a shocker?

you're in shock man

but stay strong bro

that's how i would pronounce that tbh

oh sweet, i don't know what i would do with a trap tbh. i've never been presented with that situation

They better.

I mean might as well fuck it

Ah, right. My bad.
Heh, doesn't your cousin mind?

Gotcha, gotcha.

Doing good?

Nah. We knew that he was gonna die months ago. My parents got married because it was the last chance.

For some reason I never saw you throwing shit about her being a "slut" until days before that drama happened. Weird coincidence.

How r u

WONDERFUL

Since it's friday

I thought everyone knew she was a slut. I remember Emma talking about it as if it was common knowledge.

The name's actually said, like...
"Yo-hawnz."

Fuck non-english names, tbh.
Even if some can sound nice.

If she minds it, she's never made it clear to either me or her SO, or any of her friends, soooo...
She probably doesn't mind.

She might, but, at the very least, she's never vocalized it, to my knowledge.

Stop SLUT SHAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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It is a positive attribute if anything.

She was pretending that part of her life was behind her.

The hypocrisy is the issue I have with it.

Smiles should come back and just be a proud slut. :3

yeah i guess. why not right? i kinda see traps as high risk for venereal disease though. cause like they have to do tricks cause can't get real jobs

still though, months is not enough time to prepare

what?

i used to actually bully her hard after the whole shitfox debacle

cause i was like who even is this bitch. then i learned about how she like cybered cato when he was 15 and a ton of other horsefuckers. so my smiles is a slut campaign was not unfounded. but then like i apologized and we were cool after that

ikr?

yeah yo han nes is correct

Darwin I won 7 ranked games in a row last night, 6 on support and 1 Nasus top

Had that one

We're all sluts here, we need to embrace her

Maybe she was trying to tell us something different with that choice of words.

You are playing in Bronze; of course you will win.

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No, Ray.

y

B1 92 LP now boy

Maybe if I'm in school again, I'll be reminded of why that's special.
I'm spoiled now.

Can't be helped, then.
Not-uncommon Dutch name.
How do you pronounce it?

Well, as a "now-or-never" thing.
They were together for 15 years,but didn't get married until this summer. (He's not my real dad, but he's more of a father than he ever was.)
For me it was, I guess.
My mother and sisters seem to feel the same way.

The most annoying thing in any pvp game is losing because of shitty netcode that makes even a 10 ms difference in latency matter.

I am too tired to masturbate.

You can play Taliyah support and carry in that.

Usually as I said (Yo-hanz) or how TP said (Yo-han-nes.)

Also I was moderately intoxicated

Once you have a job it'll become clear

C-carry champs?

Vel'Koz for sure.

dude why are you not off drinking yourself silly and crying by now

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colbert and darbear have chosen to ignore our exchanges in lieu of vidya yank fest

I'm not sure how that's different from "Joe-han-ness"

That'll be years, though.

I don't drink by myself, I don't cry.

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Oh I missed this

Not all of them turn tricks fam

One day, youngling

i don't really either, but like i did when my dog died, when my friend ky'd, and most recently when my cat died

i'm going to lose it when my mom dies hounestly

Lol oh man

The strength of the j.
Like, the j in Fuji.

Not the j in...
...
... your stupid european js.

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You apologized? Lol, you were calling her a slut and stuff just last week. Maybe you were too drunk to remember. :3

It's just that I saw her telling some new person that he shouldn't cyber anyone just weeks before that drama happened.

Her just being honest and embracing it would be the best way to overcome the recent drama; then we can properly accept her into the brotherhood of whoredom.

SLUT PRIDE WORLDWIDE

Lol, I don't think she said that exactly, but maybe.

i guess you have to get those trust fund kiddie boygirls

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SHE'S TOTALLY REFORMED, ERIO. GOD.

There ya go, you can threaten to out them to their daddies if they won't pay you after they give you an STD

was it with a name on? cause i have no recollection of that

but i was lurking a couple days later and she was talking about me saying something

True, I hope.

I guess I don't. Haven't cried since my rabbit died 7 years ago.
Twice, I came pretty close. This Wednesday, when my father took the sleeping stuff.
And one shitty night.
But that's it.

Ahhhh.
Yeah, we do that shit.
Be happy you don't have a 'G', though.

you can all stop worrying about me. I'm back.

Im watching Always Sunny and drinking beer

Life is good

Also lol'd at Rin's post

one of them is gonna be star gaurdian Jinx tho
star g. janna maybe

maybe lulu/poppy too... :\

yeah it's weird. i didn't cry when my grandparents died

it's all situation. how much you see someone. how part of your life they are

like this dude's adoptive father died and he's so stoic

it doesn't make sense

eww dude eww

so how is the tax game going

or insurance game?

Sexually liberated and proud.

the one where they move to the suburbs is the best ep in a few seasons

How about you add a bare to the beginning of that last word in your sentence and we start off from there

is there a season currently airing?

Yoyo.

OH SHIT EUTHANASIA IS LEGAL IN YOUR BACKWARDS COUNTRY

Oh man, I still need to watch all of it.
ALL of it.

Patience.

WELCOME BACK

If they don't do Soraka I'll cry

Pretty good I guess, I had to tell this black chick from Compton that her insurance didn't cover her vehicle being hit-and-run while it was parked by some unknown dude, she got super fucking pissed lol

She said "thanks for the no help" and hung up on me

We don't?

Like the G in Bungee or the G in Backgammon?

Well now I'm worried.

I cried for days when my dog died, but I was a kid then.

Then I never really cried until my friend died, and I realized maybe a bit too late that there were a lot of things I regretted never telling her.

Oh thank God.

thank god i was legitimately worried

I don't really wear a lot around the house, this is true. too damn hot.

got new glasses ordered. and an eye exam. my eyes got a little worse. gonna be nice having proper lenses again.

entrance posting was a mistake.

Im watching that one ep with the therapist
So fuckin lulz

Dunno
I dont watch television

Get on it man
This shit is gold

lmao what are you poor and cant afford AC?

pretty triggered not gonna lie

Like my existence? Hey-o!

Anime was a mistake but you still partake.

a-ahh

Yeah. Sure.
This techinically wasn't euthanasia, but euthanasia is legal.
They just gave him something that puts him to sleep. And then waited 1.5 days.

Oh yeah, I'm in no hurry.

Oh right. Neat.
Costly?

I know it is.
Used to see random epi's on TV when I lived with my parents.

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yes I am poor, but not so poor I can't afford ac. I still prefer to wear less inside, dum dum.

well done colby. well done.

if watching cute girls do cute things is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right

must be a pretty shitty friend, tbh

Lose on purpose. Subtly.
Just keep him in there forever.
Single Draft>All Pick

oi

post stockings

.///////.

they certainly weren't cheap, but not terribly expensive. plus I didn't pay for them. they are my birthday gift from my parents.

That's not a g.
That's some weird fucked up phoneme that doesn't have an accurate roman letter representation.

Let's call it...
achhcukcja

stop being a pervert. it's way too hot for stockings in arizona anyway.

I've known him for years he just plays high a lot

I tryhard all the time

soak it in colby. life truly doesn't get better than this.

I kinda do have hopes for SG soraka
since they nerfed her recently and she hasn't had a skin since spooky soraka?
and it's likely because she's a star person and stuffs...

maybe... i hope one of the 4-5 SG one's is her.

I have the A/C on 71 and I struggle to even wear pants if I'm inside.
The only reason I am right now is someone came over.

Oh god it feels so good Cupcake

She had that Program skin, and yeah it'd be kinda sucky if they didn't make her one when she fits so well with the theme

The rhyme was accidental.

This is the tired fedora humor that keeps me coming back time and again.

Plebeians.

JK, I'm actually wearing two pairs of pants rn.

better than being Canadian tbh

haha nice

yeah you gotta be ready for that shit. insurance people are scum. i only like my girl cause i never do anything wrong

yeah friend ky is a lot of regrets man. i know i did all i can but i still have those schindler could have done more moments

he really fucked up a lot of people doing that. i have to fight the anger towards him too, cause he was crazy as fuck and trying everything

man that show is kinda falling off a little but i hope it's always on. i could just watch that crew chill no script

hope you're drinking

that's dark af not gonna lie. legal mercy killing whatever. it should be legal here too but like they jesus freaks are killing our country etc

I pretty much already said those things though; kind of why I didn't wanna talk about it in the thread again and just wanted to tell TP on Steam. It's just beating a dead horse and making her more mad at me than she has to be.

I hope she remembers I was the one who talked that faggot into leaving. :3

Anyway how r u doing bby cakes

It was, lol. It's why I figured you would be interested in this.

Your drunken desire to throw poop around seems to take weird turns when the threads are slow; sometimes you just start shit talking random people who aren't even around at the time.

That's the stance she needs to take now; the negativity of this revelation is all in her head.

Hey. Try to pronounce this: Schrift.

Answer: vocaroo.com/i/s05OUtHR79Fc

You could have had much worse.

Ooh, neat!

Oh. I'd never.
Ever play Solo-Ranked?

what

lol.
You need to apply for it way in advance, and this went really fast really quick, so this was the best the doctors were allowed to do.

Everyone I know that works in insurance is great. Honestly most of the time the problem comes when people buy insurance and don't fucking learn what they're buying

It's like how no one reads those terms and conditions, except this shit actually matters

You go, white knight

Good, job kinda gets me down sometimes because I have to give people bad news a lot and a lot of times they get angry and also people just hate me for the job I do off the bat lol. Drinking to celebrate the weekend. You?

isn't it the fucking worst when you have to wear pants in your own house? like fucking auschwitz.

enjoy it while you can because you know how rare it is.

yeah it's pretty horrible. but two people in a row said the same thing so I had to meme.

I just bought a big ass bottle of costco vodka. it's so good and so cheap it should be illegal. my mother gave me a big long thing about how she is a little afraid that I'm trying to poison myself with alcohol, because she's never drank so she doesn't understand that at this stage I could most likely drink the entire bottle and still not die from it, and I'd rather get drunk as many times as possible off it rather than drink it all at once anyway. she's a good lady, she worries.

oh but yeah no, not drinking. I was drunk when I went out, actually. I doubt very much my mother could tell though. I'll drink some more in a bit here.

I know it's your favorite.
you keep posting your voice

I lost over 1 thousand match making points for my unique and creative builds so I'm 2.6k now !!!

should get trump up in here cuz we buildin' so many great walls

yeah when i'm really drunk i get really stream of consciousness. it's really fun in the moment

tbh the real scumbags are lawyers

They really don't give a shit other than making money off the people they "represent", insurance lawyers anyhow

I know I'm soaking it in so hard right now

is "unique and creative" how we say "horribly misguided and shitty" these days? just out of curiosity.

I'm not going to reply to his wall even if he linked me.
Something, something, JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL.

Play braum. He has less of a combo to mess up.

and I bet your panties are soaked too.

What a unique and creative post.

Tp you're drunk
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just for you buddy

isn't it the fucking worst when you have to wear pants in your own house? like fucking auschwitz.

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Yes, I'm pretty sure that was exactly his point.

Braum is boring as fuck to me tho. I like the versatility of Ali, you can do shit like Flash/Q/W a person into your team

A fucking fountain.

yeah your mother was talking about points a lot last night too. the point of my penis. do ho ho.

Yes

Pffft.

Same here.
But I haven't played in a while. never feel like going solo.
And I vowed to random EVERY single ranked game. Sorry.
I do go firstpick though.

Get on Steam.
Let's cyber.
I'll bring my cowboy outfit.

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see

You could play lee sin support.

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FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

I had it right, barring the part where I can't roll my rs.

Was just making laundry, tbh.
So I put a pair of pants on over my pjs when I got out of the shower earlier.

I mainly just want to kick you with spurs.

AP LEE SONG???

eh... there might be some weird wildcards first tho...
like maybe SG diana, syndra, leblanc, leona, braum, nami, bard

a lot to compete with...

yeah it really got away from me there.

this is not unappealing to be quite honest.

I have faith.

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well irregardless i'm really sorry for your loss bro. take mourning at your own pace. do you

so true. i just got the cheapest plan when i had to start getting my own car insurance. and now that i have money i still get the cheapest plan cause i haven't been in an accident since i was 16 and have a tank shitty car

i'm pretty much banking on the fact that it will never be my fault. which it never is

your level of alcoholism is worrisome lol

and this is coming from an alcoholic

hey how are your properties

h-hey

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What
is
up
nigga

it's either this or a bullet~

I had to try plenty of times. I can't do it either.
Better than a non-Dutchman, but still.
And my name requires it.
Ruben, for fairness.
oooh.
Cozy?

Yeah, thanks dude.
TC's don't happen a lot anymore, I hear?

You could do this in ranked and see how long it takes you to get banned.

GET DRUNK

bushmills irish whiskey here

heart of the cards!

... i miss leeg ;~;

oh boy, speaking of drunk people...

hello tyler perry

You better hope you never get hit by someone without insurance, then you'll have to fucking sue them to get anything lol

My reason for doing it wasn't really for her benefit, but it incidentally does benefit her. If you want white knights, look to the people who were raging at the guy and talking about getting Bebop to ban him while acting like he was a huge shitstain for attacking poor innocent Smiles, who cheated on him several times. I just talked to him, asking why he was still around and suggesting he stop being such a cuck.

What's your job? And pretty good; working on selling a bunch of stuff since I'm planning on moving out to China in a couple of months and I don't want to bring much. Best to travel light in this world.

Is it? Seems like it would be boring to do that in a dead thread, but I guess alcohol can make things a lot more fun.

I AM UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH ONCE MORE

Still stocked on raviolis and loaded up on liqour now. I won a few hundred at the casino yesterday.

I'm terrible at Lee so I'm gonna pass lol

WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?!

You can't play it anymore?

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Erio's here too

you're an alcohol and it's destroying your facebook family

Well memed.

Yeah you should focus on playing the ones you're good at.

You go girl, show em

I'm an insurance claims adjuster. why China?

dude I don't know about you but I fucking love chef boy ardee and I keep raviolis for real at all times in my cupboard.

I can't even threaten or insult you because everything is a fetish of yours.

So I should spam AP Nasus mid?

IF THEY ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THEY DESERVE DESTRUCTION

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

Draw
2
cards

i just feel unmotivated to play i guess? alone? maybe?

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It allows you to draw TWO cards from your deck.

annnnnd muted

oh you know typical friday bullshit. i was a little hot when i got home so i had to smoke a bowl before starting to drink

it really isn't

just find another dude dude

dude's are a dude dozen

not really. we could get one going i guess if you want to let loose wit tears on cam

that would be therapeutic i think

'ello brad

POUR UP

drank

Only what you're good at.

not everything.

just way too many things

so how drunk are you?
your poor liver...

Make me a folder of her.

p&ty.

Super duper cozy.

SIT DOWN

DRINK

Maybe find a new game!

Please proceed to explain that every time you play the card

I am good at it, though. I'm good at Nasus in general but AP Nasus mid is my specialty

Yeah, Fridays seem to be a good time for threads. How r u?

I didn't tell you about that already?

I'm going to go teach English there. Still not really sure what I ultimately want to do in life, but I've always wanted to travel more, so I figure experience will help me figure it out. ^^

I guess I'll have a few shots and see if I'm motivated to continue.

Actually went to a shrink Thursday.
We haven't started much yet. Just spoke about test results.
interesting shit.
She's gonna make a 17-page report on it, too.

Heh. Now I want my bathrobe and stuff.

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I am finally off my on-call shift
I am unleashed

not very
I'm fixing this as we speak

are a dude a dozen you mean?

I dunno man. it's not that easy. but it doesn't matter. vodka will never leave me.

meloetta? okay, but I'll use it too.

Whoops wrong image

HEADSHOT

DRAAANK

dive in niggaaaA

Idm.

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I mean I heard China but I guess I forgot why you were going there

I would have chosen somewhere... nicer

Yes?

I specifically request that nobody ever put Chef Boyardee anywhere in my sight or reach because my tendency to be possessed of a severe laziness when I'm tired makes me perfectly alright with eating one of them every day if they're available.

headshot

drank

TFW making bacon for my blt sammich naked and drunk.

This is the life

i found Overwatch... but after a month i felt that lonely feel of no one playing with me 'as much' anymore..

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Lay off the bacon, fatty

Play an MMO, you're never alone then

THEY JUST TASTE LIKE METAL.

I don't understand anymore

ntr is hot, yo.

fix it faster you crazy person

yeah, I usually get around this by forgetting to check what food is actually in my cupboard. there's some blue box mac and cheese that's been in there for like 4 months as well I think.

plus I just barely eat these days. my meals are mostly of the liquid variety.

We play more than every other day. The only requirements are that you be there and hop in.

It does have a lot of veggies in it.

like two servings or something

pretty not bad for you

I might as well give up living at that point.

Vanilla sex is best.

I finally went through my rockband drum kit
didnt even last 4 weeks
terrible
awful product
got back from a bike ride to the local fareway and picked me up a bit of chocoo s thats great
its been overcast all day so thats kinda lame but at least it hasnt stormed
how are you bud
did you hear the new ghost song

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yeah even though i care about my '94 volvo cause i've had her for so long, if she was hit to the point that it wasn't just cosmetic, i would just buy a new car and get legit insurance

well it was dead like 30 minutes ago and i started posting and all you cucks were like

OOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD TP DID YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

then kinda too fast to keep up

do you live in reno or something?

btw best littles biggest city ever

yeah dude like no offense but you're autistic

you should be crying if not now like tomorrow if you were a normal human

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

i could never handle on call

do you get paid for being on call if you don't get called?

fucking bullshit

you're crazy man. hope you get better soon. also happy belated

reeee

excellently spaced wall

aww thanks tp.

-generic enterance post-

I'm in oregon silly.

I'm a native

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I'm not Anton fucking Ego, sometimes food is just food and the only other option is cereal.

I get around it by keeping it away from me.

This does not absolve it of its many dietary sins.

See

Also a good idea

Yeah that's a good idea. Def get comp and collision coverage, that shit is ironclad for the most part

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10/10

just like the old days

see

Bonus points because after her magical girl transformation, she proceeds to engage in martial arts while hovering in the air.

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Spectacular, right?

i've tried...
it just felt like lonesome PvE grind... no human excitement..

@Luka ?
i wouldn't want to be rude... and in trude.

You're not telling me anything I don't know here, yo.

Heyo.

Hi

Good job

You do stuff while you're playing!

I'm going for maximum culture shock. Also stuff is really inexpensive there, so it's easy to live well while also saving a lot of money, at least on a white privelege ESL teacher salary.

Remember to look at reviews online before buying something in the future. ^^

Shit, kind of forgot they were releasing new stuff til just now. I'll have to look it up right away.

I'm going to their concert here on Monday.

I don't mean right now; you haven't reached the poop throwing phase of your drunkenness yet. That comes later. :3

*hugs warmly*

how?

it was very well executed. what's up, cato?

I eat plenty of ready made shit.
Hell, I just ate a whole goddamn large pizza from Papa John's.

But Chef Boyardee just tastes like metal.
There's no taste to it other than the metallic taste leeching from the can.

I still don't have a Fortune!

ON IT BOSS
I'm down some run + coke, jack + coke and some really tasty peach/apple ciders

c-could I brush your hair?

Hm. Well, I guess that works

Most of Runescape can be afk'd lol

rum*

Not much, just finished playing a couple games of overwatch

considering drinking

you?

really sucks
I read the overwhelmingly negative reviews and still went with it
next month or the motnh after I'm gonna shell out for the original rockband on ps3 hopefully get better results

That's pretty badass I 've never had the chance to see much concerts
how many have you been to?

DRINK

We "@here" and you jump in. That's the system, stop trying to give us more work to check if you're there, in the mood, and up to it.

YOU can also ask people to play too, you know. Take the initiative.

That kind of sounds like literal diarrhea eating.

i will you well and i'm personally glad that you are top bitch around here again

so get this, like even bars around here have slots now

honestly my car is a tank and i've been hit and backed into a pole once

can't even tell

it's all about the presentation. the 2-4 word per replies really triggered me

gotta mix it up

hey well it's good to see you dude

stay strong

i don't know what else to say

your fucking dad died

Ehh... Try again?

But that would require him to do more than just "bump" and "lonely :(" and hope someone changes/fixes everything for him.

yeah just letting your poop throwing go is freeing honestly

better than therapy

Lol yeah old cars can be fucking ridiculous that way

-tries again-

Did it work this time?!

same.

My tribe owns like over 1/4 of my state and one of the larger casinos too.

Is this the pipeline tribe?

that's boring. you're boring.

pour them all into one big jug and down it fast.

just went and got my new glasses ordered from costco. they're pretty nice.

also thinking about drinking, but I already did some of that today...

is that what I am? I thought I was just kind of filling space.

how's your night going amigo you up to much?

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Native

maybe
:)

;~; rip... no kewl action and fun exciting battles in HD...

This seems to be a theme in the thread.

I bet I can out drunk you!

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Anything else is a good start.
I'm fine dude, really.

Loot acquired!
- [1x 'Fortune']

...im scared.

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hello everyone here is my new blog post
look at the shirt i just bought
do u rike it

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I got my geography mixed up

was thinking of the Dakota access pipeline debacle

Now what do I do with my Fortune?

God, your social anxiety must be crippling.

China has a lot to explore as well. I'll make sure to go deep into the rural parts during time off. Thinking about getting a motorcycle. :3

Where would you want to go?

Just a Soundgarden one and a Ghost one when they were here last year. This could be my last western metal concert for a long time.

I seem to just go through phases where doing it appeals to me. I guess it tends to come with being drunk for a lot of people, but for me it just comes with testosterone surges.

Chinks lol

you're certainly better at acting very different when you're drunk. it's kind of hard to tell with me sometimes because of how much I drink.

love it great job zugzug

that's racist.

That'd be up to you, no?

I realized

Ye, I get paid without even being called or anything

That sounds awful

oh yes. it would be unbearable. now do it.

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kewl meme shirt
:)

yeah... i'm not that aggressive...
i'm a passive yearning flower waiting to bloom, just as bees flock from flower to flower to pollinate and continue the flowers life cycle.

FUCK NO
and FUCK YOU

I love it